I Do Not Like Morgz 

This shit happened to me. About a week after I told him, the fucker came up to *ME*, the one who came up with the joke, and said it to me, as if I'd have forgotten.

Jokes are meant to be shared...

Well at least give the person who made the joke some credit and not completely steal his/her joke and pass it off as his/hers

Maxmoss Dawes THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE

Maxmoss Dawes if a kid was like this in my group of friends he wouldn't be in the group. We'd just bully him.

I kept watching and I died a little

Whenever I see Sooubway I get a Vietnam flashback...

theodd1sout comic funny running into you here

My name chegg

Face revival

ImAllexx so true

ImAllexx yes

Hey .... im gay

Hey every one imallexx

ImAllexx honestly lmao

I think 1347 is way worst

Phoenix Davis nah. 2020 is an interesting year

Phoenix Davis smh everyone knows 1347 isn’t a real year 🤔

People suffering the black plague didnt have to stay 6 ft apart

We live in a horrible time

Just like absolutely butchered his nails 🤣🤣

Yeah he took some moderately good jokes and made them shit

669 likes

Yeah, like that other kid's joke, its not an amazing joke but he told it with pretty good timing, not too quick and it doesn't wear out it's welcome. Morgz just extended it and made it longer than it shoulda been

Right, like he can't even pull it off😂

good man

Good on you for crediting the little guy

Elvis the Alien Promotion for the world man

Crap! I can't access the channel!

Carcrusher801 same lol

dwarf gaming and the way he talks...one of the reasons that British dude is so funny is because of his condescending tone. Adding that voice where u are screaming at the top of your lungs ruins the whole joke.

I hate it when someone steals jokes to be funny. Morgz is like a joke stealing boonk

Gold Prime I find comedy way more funny when it seems like they arnt TRYING to be funny. Especially when it comes to punchlines. Hence why Elvis is so funny...he portrays his points in a funny way with a tone that matches up to said joke. When a tone like morgz’s comes into play which appeals to normie kids, it ruins the joke. Jokes to be funny need a tone to match up for it. Like take this joke, “why did the sperm cross the road? Because it was wearing the wrong sock.” Sorta funny right...now read it in morgz tone...It just ruins the joke...I hate youtubers that talk at that tone. Because it hurts my ears... my favorite youtubers scream, but only scream when they y’know scream. They don’t scream when talking to normally, and these guys normal tone is screaming, and when they do scream they’re voices crack like they are midway through puberty. A jokes tone is one things that make a joke so funny....a ghetto joke...a sassy tone. A stupid joke, a stupid tone, a sarcastic joke, a condescending tone. I’m sorry but I hate the huge youtubers that are popular right now, they hurt my ears.

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@@goldprime118 He laughed at a girl who got raped. Fuck ricegum

Ronald McDonald no I'm English, he sounds like this 13 year old who pretends his voice has broken

Ronald McDonald Well that's a load of shit.

just look at his gammy fucking fingernails as well

Jack Blakemore It's like me using mic in TF2

Are you talking about pyrocynical?

The one time where RU-vid's fuck ups actually helped people

Sarah Butcher what a mood

Welcome

welcome to that thing That is an very good thing btw

my mischievous flim flams have caused a notification to be sent to you!

WrapWrapper the hell do you mean discount, Jacob is already discounted

True

Nah more like a BTEC durv

WrapWrapper or a Walmart Jacob Sartorius.

more like dollar store jacob

Lol

Who says aliens like Morgz😂

That's a pretty fair statement

I'm proud of you

Obligatory “yall are just haters” speech even though i hate him

Lulu How ironic.

Or for not shutting the fuck up about his channel (his face/personality screams he’s a attention craving little shit)

Hot damn that was amazing

Wouldn't be surprised

@@Lakyoliah You could really drop out at any time, but only if you want to be a failure later on in life like Morgz.

Not-A -Gamer was pretty much, yea. You right boo

I could not agree more.

Full time content cop then Ian comes in for big cases. Like content FBI

I dubz

Charlie Passey that's true, he should just call it content FBI lmao

E

Why does your profile pic complament the comment and why am i loving it

Lol

Call ali-a

I'd accidentally get 10,000 views on that...it's hot.

He'll live in his parents basement.

I think the fucker has enough money to live without working

@@divad8111 He definitely won't have enough money to live on forever. Especially since he doesn't seem to be the kind to be smart with it.

@@TeeDub96 considering he lit a lot of it on fire.

You crazy mad lad

DerpyThe Pur8 legit

He is

My accent sounds legit but its fake. Opposite of Morgz. Only thing is, it gets higher for some reason.

+Reaper [DZ] Morgz is British though, just slightly northern.

Parallax he's very northern tbf he lives in the same cityi I do

Not a disappointment, a regret

my mom said she regrets giving birth to me it was an accident she said

Well if know Morgz mum, that won't be that

A mistake

Mom: you're adopted

@Eagle Gammer TV no

@@burntwaffle8734 its a joke r/wooosh

@Eagle Gammer TV sooubway is better than Subway IMO

Choo choo is somthing I chew chew

That made me laugh way harder than it had any right too. Lol

this is beyond accurate

Jian Playz Maybe It's makup. Could he be gay.😮😵

Matt That Does Not Look Like Make Up

If it is makeup he does a bad job at applying it cause his cheeks bother me

@@darkfawful1901 wearing makeup as a boy does not determine his sexuality.

Sunburn?

MrFerax PUKES

MrFerax because he's Jacob's lost older brother

bc he is. just a british version

Illuminati confirmed X files theme plays

He is Jacob from the 3rd dimension, he went to this dimension to tell Jacob how to click bait people worse than progamerjay. So he can have more money in the future. I think I need to stop before I write a book about this

That's devolving

yes, *copping* MrBeast is very terrible.

He took MrBeast?

Morgz in 2020 terrifies me

Mr.random guy downtown GG scarier than everything else happening in 2020

same

Tommy Barnard Agreed

well, it looks like i've got 2/3 of the dream done

Tommy Barnard Fuck yeah dude.

+Callum Welsh Oh yeah. Druggie indeed. Heroin is also wonderful. Just don't abuse it. It's very very very very hard not to but if you can, it's the greatest. Took me 15 years to get the balance. And if I can do it....... ...Nah! Forget it. Only I can do it. DON'T TOUCH HEROIN, KIDS!

with a blocked nose

Prob because he IS always screaming 😫

because he is

No it was "hit the like button right now bitch"

He is

CynDer Natsu Us: Yes, RU-vid. We did. And it's stupid.

Oh, and speaking of youtube heroes, what happened?

More like RU-vid villains I need to go to bed

He makes me regret being a human

Jehady Jeff same here

He makes me regret being made out of cells

We apologise on behalf of our country

At least u have Pyro and ImAlexx

luna kim 200th like on comment

@@psychoxsento3415 no one gives a fuck

I actually agree buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut 244th like on comment@@Midnightfr

ATLEAST

indeed

Thats a Hugh from Hugh Mungus..

Comment Cop i agree

Comment Cop i know right?i still cant believe he doesnt have a million yet...

LAW AND ORDER

also his lover

*Ali a intro starts playing*

ARC Rocks is a genius everyone

how did we overlook this? I HUST REALIZED ALI-A IS N I N J A **CONFIRMED**

So true

3 years now...still worse

@@omgdin thank you. You have saved humanity

Scared Crow np

Broooooo

SO GUYS WE DID IT (ofc i had to answer with this xd)

I mean, at least wear goggles

Morgz looks like the type who doesn't get in the water because it would ruin his hair.

He probably claps when the plane lands

Beautiful 👌

I eat subway on a plate My life is not worth living

weird potato ew wtf

i threw up a little

weird potato had to stop eating lmao

weird potato it's because the views

He probably trims them with a fucking bush axe

@Susan Wojicickcicic GHANA

Ur grandma is legendary

Just didn't happen.

Didn't know your grandma was the original content cop

Your granny is awsome

@@dgarrard100 we'll be lucky to see 2021. Im guessing the Chinese will take us all out before then.

dgarrard100 isn’t it impossible to tell when it happens

I dunno what you're all going on about I'm having a great time so far

@@TurnipCart ill have a tab of whatever you're on mate

Went searching online only thing 2024 related is climate change

Life the axolotl ikr

No morgz doesn't realize he is the bubonic plague

His subscribers don't know either they're too young

How would he know, he quit school before that topic came up in history class

yeah ha ha *secretly doesn't know either

Kaizee Morgz is that kind of guy who would beg for likes. Oh wait.

No he would steal them* not tell on you.

Kaizee yas

If you said a dirty joke that was really funny and everyone laughed but he has no sense of humor so he tells the teacher

Kaizee *thinks about my school*

Dirty weeb

i'll have cribling deppresion with extra suicidal rate

Sugar Skulling i wanna kill myself, but the only thing i have is a shotgun

Angel Cisneros {Kakashi the last} i'll have one dead meme,an extra large ifunny watermark and a large compressed instagram meme.

yes

Morgz is ####ing shit He is a copy writer

Lana Sky Kirumi best mom

Lana Sky yeah he copied MRBEAST

He copied mr beast he dropped out of highschool for views and for youtube

Morgz is the ultimate copylord

Yeah me too

you’re just a hater, shut up.

Found one

@@charadreemurr909 yeah, im just joking.

Hah hah

It's impressive

lol made me laugh but 1347 was alot worst.

idax111 😂😂😂😂😂

idax111 holy shit! Don't make jokes like that man, it's scary

amy schumer lol

idax111 A male Amy Schumer. Actually he's worse than Amy Schumer

Crusty the Clown??

It's one of the telltale signs of a clickbait youtuber, other signs are red arrows, (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) etc.

you mean 100%

Hellriegel No, the mouth is bigger

That is the best use of that emoji I've ever seen

No like this: 😱 omg MEWTWO IN POKEMON GO!

Or "I know you are but what am I?" Lol

Robbie Rotten "Y-you too..." or "You think that's funny, mate? Look at this guy, thinks he's funny!" or ESPECIALLY " **scoff-laughs then looks away with a completely blank expression** "

Classic Robbie.

Robbie Rotten "I'm made of rubber your made of glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you" 😝

"oh sorry I thought you were looking in the mirror"

show her this video

+TheLegend27 Why not both?

Jaxon Stephens your avatAr speaks CøLLøSSALiSCRAZY.

Shoenice again

Kind Sir holy shit

Who knows

-he grew hair- he’s magic

Well the only logically thing is Godzilla had a battle with god and godzilla burt gods beard and it fell and iron man spilled hair dye on it and durz exploded and pewdiepie became god And I gained 1 sub and then memestar did a story of how Elvis hat fell of but then gods hair fell of to his head and it grow throw the power of the lizard people(aka leafyishere) and that how he got hair

They trimmed what hair was able to grow from around his hat

Burn?

Clo Monstah finger-nails 😂

EW, WHAT

Yuck.

I ruined the 420 likes >:3

Clo Monstah JUST NOTICED THEMMMMM aufgh.

Vladimoosh I just fucking run

Why? They can ask for a like right what's so bad about That? I don't know I think people should ask for a like at the end instead of the start but it doesn't bother me to much

Vladimoosh coryxkenshin is fine cause he is creepy about it

I usually learn to avoid those kind if videos in the first place. My Sister watches that type of stuff... The gabby show, Shane Dawson, Lele pons... Gee I hate all of them.

Vladimoosh especially before they even start the video.

Marshmallow Panda Is that the one where some kid is "rapping" it?

Marshmallow Panda yes

YEAS

Screw flipagram ads, they're annoying.

Marshmallow Panda ikr

His name is durv.

Whaler Sailor He got banned THANKS GOD

Zopir hes back

2016 was the year Trump got elected

@@ToryIsCooliest exactly

Oh how I miss that year

Ikr

Well its not a cute baby face

A baby brain to

Ikr

Radiyah Mohamed this is pretty rude

BrittDawggg Arf Arf! Okay, I wasn’t trying to be rude.

Think I've heard this fanfic before...

TarkusCameBack wth

gay

Apparently so

We all do dumbass things but at least most of us are aware and stop ourselves. This dude is a dumbass and knows he’s a dumbass yet still continues to do dumbass things

*breathes

Morgz is from Sheffield? *can I leave my town and change my nationality?*

ᴛɪᴛᴀɴɪᴀ Morgz is male? *can I change my gender*

Scottish boi 4 lyf

ItzGogoks f *_can I change the Plaine of reality I'm living in?_*

*Can i change the air im breathing?*

He should actually make that video lol.

lemon gaming is pretty chill, check him out. its actually funny

Sammy Jonah scumbag? Lol no

I fucking hate GTA 5 youtubers so much.

"I do not like little roblox kids"

DuwoGamesHD so not only does he get in trouble you do as well

DuwoGamesHD he actually did that to my friend once and they both had to do the homework again

DuwoGamesHD The type to even copy the name of the other kid

WackyTackyJoel my name is jeff

WackyTackyJoel name jeff

WackyTackyJoel my name jeffry jeff

my nama jeff*

Edgy arms wrapped around me

XD I love this :)))

I mean at least elvis uploads consistently

truueee lmao

I mean....... To be fair, he did specify "other channels like mine" and idubbbz is another channel like his when he posts those kinds of videos. x'DD

a c t u a l police

1347 alot worst.

@@candycane2541 3023 so bad though.

Yes

Be thankful

Tell me your secrets

ELABORATE

But now you know of him

LUCKY !!

Jean Andrei Ander new iDubbbzTV video idea : two comedians get sausage mcmuffins.

You mean pyrocynical

Llamasaurus Rex Who is this cute little lesbian?

+Harrison Blackwood Pyro shows a gameplay clip while he talks about someone while Idubbbz and Elvis shows themselves talking about people

Ryan Cyanide I mean the way he talks

no it's 21

StatTrakJack nah, it's my name is jeff

Nacho Scop😉

space

StatTrakJack welcome to heaven brother

You mean Pyrocynical?

pyrocynacle sounds like my favorite youtuber too (ISSA JOKE PEoPLE DONT SUBSCRIBE TO ME DONT LIKE ME DONT WATCH MY VIDEOS AND MOST UNIMPORTANTLY DONT PRESS THE NOTIFICATION BUTTON MY NON HUMAN SPECIMENS)

Aww yes P Y R O C Y N A C L E

He still is in 2020

Suzanne The hand thief He is still in 2045

What are these parts of people that he's ripping off??

*Amateurs*

@@dgarrard100 Because a bunch of snowflakes can't handle something far far far less deadly than the black plague?

Hitman89 what are you doing here? 😂

Joseph Marsh Ikr

Hitman89 why would the fanboys be here?

Mr_Wookie117 This video is 6 months old.

I doubt half of them can spell Elvis the Alien and the other half probably can't even type

I im a godzilla

RU-vid sent you a warning

That's why they give you the paper. More proof that he's an idiot.

I never had subway. ---I am missing out. :')))))

The type of person who is too boring to find more art for their room and instead gets 4 copies.

Fierce Narwhal right?

ok lol. Lmao you put subway on a plate don’t you

FuturisticEggThief i am also his age and if you gave me a day i could make a better video then he will ever make

I'm even younger and feel the same way.

People often think they can do things with no real reason

Pure Poetry.

DT vids ikr

Gen 3 Pokémon. But the game only has Gen 1 and some 2.

TheDumbPlumber it looks like he was slapped with the might of fucking Zeus

He like that one kid that had too much kool aid

Wut?why did you think that?

is this really supposed to be an insult?

No

A bmalreklaw , wdym

Lazar Face E

Lazar Face k then

another bloody legend!

K.omni.fx. Clickbait

K.omni.fx. Worth it

👏👏

Just watch through it idiots. Why need to complain?

because its really annoying so stfu

Jak3TheReaper oh I will...

Lightning Squirrel You: *kills morgz* God: JESUS WE FOUND A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU

I live in the same town as him too. Sheffield was nice before Morgz came along and wreaked havoc. Now there are fan meetups literally everywhere and I can't escape them.

ᴛɪᴛᴀɴɪᴀ I KNOW. there’s a load of fuckbois in my school who have met him in Meadowhall and put it on their snap

Same. I live really close to Meadowhall and I once went there to buy some new jeans. I backed out as soon as I realised there was a fucking Morgz meet and greet. Just my luck.

"Hippity Hoppity, you are going out of this building, YEET"

WildSpartanz black

WildSpartanz You're fat

theRandomShark... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Remove the r and I am in

Collin Mulligan you won't either so why the roast :/ sound like some edgy kid lost his chance to say first

Jericho Co not all heroes wear capes

They can wear anything. Ties Ponchos Khakis Trench coats Even utility belts

Not all heroes are human This one is an alien

i though they were the same person

@@montarou-chi yeah me too lmao

You mean a mix of rice gum and durv mixed with the most cancer filled home grown memes you ever had the displeaser of seeing

I thought they were the same person!! They look so similar

a.k.a chubbs

John Smith jokes retired 😂😂😂😂😂

Not all self deprecation is bad. Self deprecation has been around forever and is a good form of comedy. It's important to be able to laugh at yourself and not take yourself overly seriously. I hate how people hate that RU-vidrs self deprecate.

Trick is to not overdo it.

It was excellent, shame I only got 2/3s of the way through

It was re-uploaded on youtube by another account if you want to watch.

Leaf Sub to elvis. He is Funny Knows how to make a video interesting Is actually brave enough to patrol youtube without being worried about stupid fan boys/girls of big channels