I don't even know what I don't know (Balatro) 

We’re Costco guys of course we comment without any knowledge besides the thumbnail

00:00 Me when I'm asked what dictator I was in a past life.

the "jacks into queens? ok, louis ck" almost killed me

We're youtube guys, of course we don't watch the streams

26:10 me when I’m squidward getting insane sloppy

Sisyphus's punishment doesn't seem so bad now.

I started watching NL balatro videos two weeks and I thought "Hey Toe-mo" was just another catchphrase.

57:04 That's me!

This run is dipped in Costco guys' twisted oil

14:50 NL narrating his own mistake in real time.

NL choosing not to discard non 6's on the 6's run so he could three of a kind for 400 score was my type a chatter moment

26:56 A moment of normalcy before the curse takes over

51:58 me having a burst of rage after discreetly trying to explain to my friend for 2 minutes why I can’t get up from the park bench

Balatrobob catching strays

POV: you're watching a Northernlion video in the background playing stardew valley and he says this at 34:07

We're balatro guys, of course we dip our jokers in mama Liz's E oil

if you can beat a run with no jokers you can beat any run with jokers

feminine burp bit might have been the strangest thing hes ever said

10:00 Me when I had a good try 16:45 Me when I fail to get going 27:59 Me when it 'eight' enough 28:26 Me when the skip fell through 34:07 Me when I run out of ideas 41:33 Me when the jacks don't hit 50:23 Me when we were knocking 1:01:30 Me when it all falls apart 1:04:04 Me when the blood sugar drops 1:04:25 Me when the prognosis is poor 1:08:23 Me when the balatro andys in chat questioned my dedication to science 1:12:00 Me when the straight won't hit

1hr+ balatro video time to eat

“I’m trying not to double skip” bro, just don’t skip 😂

we're costco guys, of course we discard flushes because they're not the suit we like even though we have no jokers.

Once you wear contacts its really hard to go back to glasses full-time (I still wear mine in the evenings) but if you've never worn contacts you don't know what you're missing. With contacts your peripheral vision is perfect, no chromatic aberration or lens distortion. I started wearing contacts because I wanted to wear normal sunglasses and I strictly look better without glasses, I had no clue how much better they would be functionally. I never really ended up wearing sunglasses more, but I do stand by my aesthetic decision at my young age. Enelle has a wife and a kid and a fulfilling career, bro doesn't need the self-esteem boost of wearing contacts BUT they're a phenomenal experience as an actual product. Sticking your finger in your eye feels very very wrong, it took me months to be able to just plop in contacts / take them out, but it's worth trying for anyone who has always worn glasses.

50:57 my friend getting me into Magic the Gathering when I pull a $200 Jace from the pack he chose for me:

17:56 Me when I hit my thumb with a hammer

If he stayed above $25, that's like 15 extra packs he could buy with the interest.

0:48 Me when someone asks me for toepicks for 15 bucks

this is going to be his malenia for sure

when balatro bob chimes in you know its serious

I hope he takes forever to beat this challenge. The content is pure gold

"As you can see, I am not dead" - Joeseph Gordon Levett

“The beatings will continue until morale improves” caught me off guard 😂

Another Balatro video dipped in mama lizz's chili oil?

the louis c.k. joke is a +10 at least

Just completed jokerless yesterday. Highly recommend waiting for the patch (or installing the beta) before attempting. Go a pure, straight build with telescope. If you can’t get telescope by ante 2, restart. Prioritize multi and glass. Dodge bad bosses. Learn to love the "R" key.

I've been binging all these vods and for some reason the thing that's made me laugh the most so far has been how NL says Lamborgini MurcieLAGO @21:41

u had a great idea to skip early for great bonuses, well done northernlion!

Tomo buddy

27:37 me showing up to the silly goose competition but I see your jacket on the coat rack outside

Dipped in mamma Liz's no jokers oil.

Hi Tomo

34:24 This is so true. I have started playing Stardew again and I feel this so much. Like I can tell it is cozy but I am so stressed about getting everything I need done in a day

Balatro Bob introduced!

me when i realize there are unkown unkowns

the draw screwing him on the polychrome 6 run broke my heart

It will be a blissful day when he beats this challenge

hi tomo

Here to +2 the Spencer Krug bit

i drive a buick and i’m in my early twenties. granted i got it from my 95 year old grandpa so the point stands i guess

there is known knows and unknown unknowns

NL you should consider taking vouchers on the big blind, unless you’re going to skip it. It lets your interest build up a little more which seems pretty important for this challenge as you need to take every advantage possible

Interest? Never heard of it.

Dawg is edging us with that ending

Imagine it was a home invasion, just right in the video

A spider literally bit me on the face my first day of college and left a huge mark that made my face swell and im fine so i hope that chatter knows everything is ok

Balatro is my new isaac

Wow that wolf parade reference

Losing my mind that bro never takes planets

The volume in this video is messed up? the BGM is super loud every time he stops speaking

Thanks for the burp editor

the louis ck joke is killing me rn

10:13 - 10:43 when you don't need an editor

How about a joker that allows you to deal one card of your choice at any time. Call it bottom dealer.

Yummy slop for the piggies thank u NL

We're Tomo guys of course we hey buddy

I drive a Buick and I'm 21

I used to think jokerless was impossible. I still do, but I used to too

I beat the jokerless challenge earlier today by just going all in on ace 4 of a kinds I got lucky on my run as i got both the discount vouchers in ante 1 and 2. Ended with level 40ish four of a kinds

same

Idk if you beat the challenge yet or not, but I think you can’t go for a low value 5 of a kind build because even 5 extra chips per card matters so much in this challenge

NISSAN VERSA MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOOOO 🎉

We are Costco guys of course we upvote simply so NL keeps playing.

this guy really buys the voucher on the first blind shop when he has exactly 25 dollars and earns less interest. thats my nl.

Im starting to think this challenge might be impossible.

How have no chatters corrected NL's pronounciation of ouija?

I'm so desperately confused when a British person what something weighs in stone.

We’re RU-vid commenters, of course we love repeating funny phrases. Tinted rock

Me when i'm trying to understand quantum physics:

Just did today's movie to movie in 1:25 and a distance of 4 with the only women and no mcu/dceu modifiers on. Take that, nerds!!!!!

27:27 poop

we're ____ guys, of course we [EXPUNGED]

The Wolf Parade reference was absolutely disgusting +2k

I have a Buick I’m 23

Hi Tomoo

YEEEAAAPPP

i havent watched since the isaac days, what happened to his voice? sounds like he grew a boston accent and had dental work

This full house is getting worse all the time!! - Lando Calrissian probably

29:55 me when i get mad at you

8:45 me when i'm a sheep

What challenge is this?

Dan Boeckner is so cool

Men asking their wife about their cycle:

1:04:30 he can't resist

Nuts on the table, i completed like 3 challenges in a row and i was on fucking fire.

Do people actually shower w contacts on?

48:18 brits when george the fifth

3:44 +2 +2 +2

9:54 average conversation in animal crossing.

Did librarian edit in a feminine burp?

so interesting with the anime car comment and bullying. bc japan has actually seen an increase in bullying of all kinds in the past year or so.