I Dream of Sorceress: Part 4a |

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Part 4 of this week's episodic had to be split into two parts, see the full version here:
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@radioreaper89 Год назад

For years she was told she was "a snack" and one day the perfect opportunity presented itself for her to escape the curse.

@xeth9074 Год назад

Lol… imagine eating a polymorphed witch because she didn’t realize your desire was a food… dam, what a way to die…

@somerando86 Год назад

Talk about killing two birds with one bagel.

@farman2table Год назад

I talked about bagels sometimes

@nathanchen2824 Год назад

I'd say it'd be more like killing one bagel with two birds

@The_Chew Год назад

No, killing one bird with two bagels

@ianthehuman Год назад

The wizard still lost and owes us his greatest desire!

@farman2table Год назад

That dirty rat

@Shawnsprince1 Год назад

You asked for it... Let's just say it was already had cream cheesewhen she became a bagel... Lol

@BAGELMENSK Год назад

When it looped back around to "that bagel was magical" I lost it a little.

@farman2table Год назад

😎

@OscarGreenworth Год назад

Wooooooooow… those feelings are gonna be pretty complicated to digest. Amazing twist.

@farman2table Год назад

What's a feeling

@datrandomcat9345 Год назад

Dang she maintained concentration on her spell while eaten alive

@farman2table Год назад

Must be a feat

@klony1280 Год назад

Innate Abillity SUCKAAAAA.

@rumbleinthejungle3358 Год назад

the old switcheroo so they eat her out gone wrong

@farman2table Год назад

👀

@ZackDimagio Год назад

The perfect loop doesn't exi...

@cub_q Год назад

Real life?

@akradiodemon Год назад

For a second, I thought this was a loop but it just restarted to the beginning.

@baxter1484 Год назад

They are perfect for each other

@bee5464 Год назад

Good bagel tho. Talk about being a snack.

@farman2table Год назад

Haha she a snack

@frozendogfood Год назад

Did she not scream as they tore her apart? That's some serious dedication to the bit

@farman2table Год назад

Maybe she was too busy thinking about how honored she was to be a bagel

@krieggfn3896 Год назад

They tore the Carotid Artery first, she died in about 5 seconds.

@bladuilolarius524 Год назад

Bagels can't scream, silly

@frozendogfood Год назад

@@bladuilolarius524 not when they're in my tummy 😈😈

@DerexWolfheart Год назад

oh u interpreted it as cannibalism.... i interpeted it as something else...😭😭😭

@thunderenjoyer_1211 Год назад

Love this guy's content

@tesafilmrollelol2806 Год назад

...they had to say it twice

@farman2table Год назад

@@tesafilmrollelol2806 I get it now... top tier response

@APenguinsLullaby Год назад

So what you're telling me, I got to have a delicious cinnamon raisin bagel WITHOUT the guilt of all those carbs. MY KETO DIET IS SAVED!!!

@benverzijlbergen2968 Год назад

That first line is even better the second time around 🤣

@farman2table Год назад

😎

@thetafritz9868 Год назад

Mmm that does sound delicious, cinnamon raisin bagel, lots of loot, and a quest well done, sounds like the best day for an adventure

@adorabomber123 Год назад

They then started discussing the benefits of cannibalism

@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 Год назад

Definitely was a magical bagel

@buddycatdudeguy7169 Год назад

I guess the bagel really was *_magical._*

@farman2table Год назад

😎

@NotSoMax Год назад

I mean if she got eaten, that’s on her, don’t become the best bagel flavor if you don’t want to be eaten, that’s just science. I’ve been saying this for years, when will people learn..

@farman2table Год назад

Cinnamon raisin is 🔥

@Error0374 Год назад

This implies you have eaten someone pretending to be a cinnamon raisin bagel

@NotSoMax Год назад

@@Error0374 we all make mistakes

@Error0374 Год назад

@@NotSoMax I understand. I have lore about how I something hacked into me and killed the one researcher that actually cared for me

@Deas-Mhumhna Год назад

Wow. Thats one heck of a twist.😆

@farman2table Год назад

I do my best

@aeonax007 Год назад

AYO... Lol plot twist for days

@farman2table Год назад

😎

@austinjeffries5741 Год назад

I already called this band name but I'll share it here because it fits. Accidental Cannibal

@farman2table Год назад

My rock band name was Goony Icarus

@austinjeffries5741 Год назад

@@farman2table Oh mine is Deep Purple Worms. My character I made on 3 was My first character in my current GMs previous world. Drow Bard

@shycat3d Год назад

who is the murder hobo now huh? xD

@MrSkeleton14 Год назад

Still a bagel 😈

@thirtythree3610 Год назад

Omg! that wasn’t raspberry jam on the bagel

@farman2table Год назад

I thought it tasted weird

@notesmaker204 Год назад

Still don't know how the wizard survived. What was his greatest desire that got fulfilled?

@farman2table Год назад

The world may never know

@notesmaker204 Год назад

@@farman2table DAMN IT!

@farman2table Год назад

@@notesmaker204 😎

@johnporter9034 Год назад

Probably having a mother figure, cause his general behavior would perfectly be explained by the lack of an active mother figure one that wouldn't put up with his shenanigans. Which when considered makes this skit even darker. They didn't eat a witch, they ate pyro wizard's new mother.

@azriel_macreinhart Год назад

Well now comes the important questions. Number one is it still cannibalism if what you ate was a bagel? Number two do they regret what they did? Number three how will the barkeep react?

@farman2table Год назад

Stay tuned

@Hawkens4k Год назад

she could of just make it a food golem instead tbh... the calories alone should kill em.

@farman2table Год назад

So many carbs

@Hawkens4k Год назад

@@farman2table y-... you didn't try to eat it again did you?!

@DaddyVeo1911 Год назад

I need you to understand, I'd rather eat flesh than any kind of bread, even if it was a bagel, with raisins. Carry on, Farman.

@farman2table Год назад

👀

@DaddyVeo1911 Год назад

@@farman2table taste like sweet pork if you cook it with no spices.

@jungleinsectspikewall4474 Год назад

Oh no.... OH NOOOOO... (also is this techniqually cannibalism? Also why would she let that happen?)

@farman2table Год назад

You're asking great questions

@jungleinsectspikewall4474 Год назад

@@farman2table hey what can i say great entertainment spawns great questions

@farman2table Год назад

@@jungleinsectspikewall4474 hey what can I say great community inspires great comedy

@klony1280 Год назад

That one's on the witch. Why would you turn into food?

@farman2table Год назад

Food has feelings too

@sweetiewolfgirl Год назад

Then how did the mage get away?!..

@farman2table Год назад

🤔

@FearsomeLAG Год назад

LOL

@farman2table Год назад

🤙

@lokycat79 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Cheesebott Год назад

Why cinnamon raisin?

@farman2table Год назад

Because I found them at the store

@ronaldlarocque4913 Год назад

😂🤣😂🤣

@godzilladominion64 Год назад

🧙‍♀️🪄

@hootsguy509 Год назад

😳

@ForestFairy Год назад

That's not how you are supposed to eat women...😅 -sincerely a lesbian

@farman2table Год назад

🤔

@JacobSantosDev Год назад

Kinky.

@farman2table Год назад

👀

@scotte8315 Год назад

@bobmechobob Год назад

The waffle house has found a new host

@thunderenjoyer_1211 Год назад

Love this guy's content

@tesafilmrollelol2806 Год назад

They love it so much...

@farman2table Год назад

Who is they

@farman2table Год назад

My content loves you

@tesafilmrollelol2806 Год назад

@@farman2table The joke is that they commented this comment twice (maybe thought it didn't comment the first time) and I commented the other half on the other comment on the very low chance that someone sees both.