I found footage of me explaining all 7 Paranormal Activity movies while haunted

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Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Paranormal Activity Movie Timeline while being haunted and also watching found footage of that. Hopefully they don’t make a Paranormal Activity 8.
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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko, Bryan Slack, Grant Schumer
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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00:00 - Intro
01:59 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
26:55 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
43:43 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3
1:01:36 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4
1:24:05 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES
1:42:33 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE GHOST DIMENSION
2:04:38 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: NEXT OF KIN
2:18:53 - That Was Embarrassing For You
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@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Which franchise should I cover in the future? And while you answer, please consider subscribing to the channel and checking out my patreon: patreon.com/drjordanbreeding. These are... hard to make.

@alexx5064 7 месяцев назад

I still vote for the Wrong Turn series. the laughs are abundant and the quality is LOW

@squigglykinkle805 7 месяцев назад

The mummy

@squigglykinkle805 7 месяцев назад

Hellraiser

@squigglykinkle805 7 месяцев назад

Dune mini series and 1980s movie

@squigglykinkle805 7 месяцев назад

Twilight

@andersonisowo9603 7 месяцев назад

What i'm getting from this is that the entire Paranormal Activity series is just what happens when family vloggers get whats coming to them.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Basically!

@matthewfredericks25 7 месяцев назад

That might make a good movie RU-vidrs get slowly harassed by demons

@Kaastengels 6 месяцев назад

@@matthewfredericks25 it would be such a cool ARG ngl

@MikeRaist 4 месяца назад

Haha!!

@zane3947 7 месяцев назад

Took almost 20 years but there’s finally an entertaining way to experience these movies

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

We did it! haha

@hawazennnnn 5 месяцев назад

i fell asleep through both of them. So i'm with you there

@RetroIsaac 3 месяца назад

Hey marked ones was pretty good!

@GourmetBurrito 7 месяцев назад

I'm glad someone else pointed out the orange juice consumption. I think PA4 was the first one I watched and I was SHOOK. At night they poured a cup of oj from an almost empty bottle. Then in the morning the bottle was full. So either they have multiple open bottles of oj in their refrigerator or the demon is definitely working for Big Orange

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

They definitely have TONS of juice in there haha

@DarlingMissDarling 7 месяцев назад

"Big Orange" just made me giggle like an absolute goon. 20/10 👌🏽

@PanAndScanBuddy 6 месяцев назад

Florida strikes again!

@alisaurus4224 3 месяца назад

Maybe OJ is demon pee??

@mortua_conjuga 7 месяцев назад

i've actually had a bird slam into my window very, very early in the morning. that shit is scary and i thought "this is it. the demons are coming for me."

@roseyshades96 6 месяцев назад

Plot twist it was a bird dealing with a hangover from having a crazy night at the nest

@SDAWG-69 3 месяца назад

@@roseyshades96or it was still drunk

@Wired_User Месяц назад

Bros out here don’t get how fucking *loud* a bird crashing beak first into a window can be man.

@bangormc3rd562 7 месяцев назад

"Day trader" is what you make a character when you want to explain why they can afford to never go to work, but don't want to give them any actual skills or personality.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Sort of like architect haha

@bangormc3rd562 7 месяцев назад

Exactly! Except I think with architect, you're supposed to like them?@@Drjordanbreeding

@alisaurus4224 3 месяца назад

Architects get to walk around with big rolls of paper too

@tylerstokes4124 7 месяцев назад

Based on voice alone dave sounds like that one cool camp counselor that plays along with your jokes but also sounds a little concerned at the same time.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah that’s pretty accurate haha

@tylerstokes4124 7 месяцев назад

Man... even though dr jordan breeding was never seen again its like he's still here with us answering comments. Spooky.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

@@tylerstokes4124 no he isn’t

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

Dave’s voice is audible chocolate. Also, love when like 60% of the way through a franchise you ask him what he learned so far and he’s all like “so there’s robots..” and he just kinda trails off, defeated. Also also love the book selection up top.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha yeah Dave is often defeated by these

@sillygoose4263 7 месяцев назад

the demon being drunk and destroying his shins makes the most sense ever😂😂

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha glad you think so!

@davishickey1465 7 месяцев назад

I continue to be absolutely astounded by the production and writing quality of your videos. So glad this channel is gaining some traction. Hope things keep moving in that direction, you deserve it. Also, 7/10 for the sexy Dave voice.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Wow, thank you! And I’ll let him know haha

@davishickey1465 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding Also, I really admire how much you reply to people on here. I don't think i'd ever left a comment on your video that didn't get a reply. I've watched a lot of channels grow from their beginning but have almost never seen that level of engagement. Kudos. Can't wait to see what comes next.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

@@davishickey1465 well, I feel like if people like my stuff and are willing to engage with it, then I should at least try to engage with them for as long as I can!

@Rogue_Fox 7 месяцев назад

What a weird time in society when these movies seemed even slightly scary...

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

100%

@susangurnoe9611 7 месяцев назад

I never figured out why these were good from the beginning. But I didn’t like Blair witch when that came out either

@Ms.Pronounced_Name 7 месяцев назад

For me both the first Paranormal Activity and Blair Witch movies were scary a total of 1 time, because I saw them under the correct set of circumstances. Specifically, I did zero research, the movie was recommended to me by someone I knew, and for Blair Witch Project I'd heard it called a documentary somewhere so when I sat down my brain was prepared to take it seriously.

@poprocks8316 7 месяцев назад

they still are tf

@bookimatt 7 месяцев назад

You had to be there…and also a teenager. That’s my excuse, anyway. I went in there blind and the tension had me shook.

@renwhit100 7 месяцев назад

terrified of what sort of system the editors use for the insane number of clips saved for the breakneck rapid-fire jumpcuts and how the whole fuck they remember all of what's in there but it will never cease to enchant me

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

I just sit here doing the “I understood that reference“ meme through all of these

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

We have our ways haha

@yourGalDee 7 месяцев назад

Hey Jordan! Can't afford the patreon, but I watch these things like a fiend, ever since you were maybe on other part of youtube (surely a false memory.) Been really looking forward to this one. Mad respect for the hustle, and I hope you keep it going! Whenever the bad vibes get me down, nothing gets me through it like the insanity of your awesome endeavours.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

That's totally fine! Watching is more than enough. And thanks so much for telling me that, I'm happy these crazy videos help in some way!

@yourGalDee 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding Side note: I know kids are picky eaters, but you can buy feed grain in bulk. Just think of the convenience, too, "crawl on over kids, we're filling up the trough!"

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

OooOOOoOOO@@yourGalDee

@justamurse5646 7 месяцев назад

@@yourGalDee do your parents even love you if they don’t feed y’all from the trough

@patricequeen1156 7 месяцев назад

Dude, same here. The Friday the 13 th series that came out in like February, I've must have seen about 20 times. I want desperately to have my name in the credits of one of these videos, but I just don't have the funds to yet

@JCash119 7 месяцев назад

YES! Finally the RU-vid overlords have seen the error in their ways and have let the doctor in. #ItsBreedingTime

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Suck it, RU-vid!

@Ms.Pronounced_Name 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreedingthat's not how you Breed! Are you sure you're a real doctor?

@alexx5064 7 месяцев назад

it’s breeding time, name of your sex tape and/or jamband

@stevenclark1662 7 месяцев назад

That hashing has so much potential for misuse, I love it!

@strifenineteen 7 месяцев назад

@@stevenclark1662 I mean we're Breeders, so take that as you Will

@henrywilliams3355 7 месяцев назад

I love that this one has so much of Jordan and Dave’s random unscripted conversations, those are always some of my favorite parts of these (I lost it at “frozen in carbonite”)

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Awesome! Yeah I love sneaking Dave in there when I can.

@BeardedWoodland 7 месяцев назад

Dave's a solid 10/10. Definitely a bombshell behind that voice. That much raw sex appeal must be why the video got flagged. Thank the ghost of Caleb he's wearing that mask, otherwise the whole channel would be gone! Then what would we do?! #ItsBreedingTime

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Dave is going to get a big head from these comments haha

@BeardedWoodland 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding I hope it still fits in the mask

@KSM322 7 месяцев назад

I’m an idiot I clicked the tag😂

@SickSkwerl 7 месяцев назад

Horror is the best genre. And the best fit for your videos. You get all the people who genuinely love it and then everyone else who loves to take the piss out of it. You walk a thin line very well, doc.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah I think you're right. I want to keep experimenting, but this is definitely the easiest to win with.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

See if you can guess which part of this video got flagged by RU-vid bots for demonetization!

@markruiz6722 7 месяцев назад

Got it out of the way 30 seconds in!

@gimbub 7 месяцев назад

It better be at 30 seconds in because what kind of psychopath sleeps in the middle of the bed, you absolute monster Jordan

@RyderVFX 7 месяцев назад

The nice thing about when videos get demonetized is that I still get to watch ads, but I know that creators get shafted.

@EMurph42 7 месяцев назад

Wait, is it the Keith Harrington-esque hoodie? I’m happy you found a way to be super comfy for 2+ hours, the running was exhausting just to watch. I think being released on the Solstice is perfect! Pablo has done outstanding work as usual.

@eddihurta7173 7 месяцев назад

Do we blame Dave ?

@shounenchild 7 месяцев назад

3 weeks ago I made a patreon account to support a club I'm in. Then I went: "hey, I can also support that other thing that I always wanted to! I should do that before I forget." ... *now* I am supporting the channel on patreon :)

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Awesome, thank you!

@zoetropeyzy 7 месяцев назад

Dr Breeding, I’m in awe of your ability to pinpoint franchises that I was always mildly curious about but not interested enough to actually watch, and turn them into hilarious videos like this one. Happy holidays!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

That's almost always my goal! Happy holidays to you too!

@alexx5064 7 месяцев назад

I’m just really glad I got to have my name flash over the classic “my anus is bleeeding” I think this is my peak in life

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha screenshot that, print it out, give it to your parents for Christmas

@TheCheat420 7 месяцев назад

9:11 this is like the third time my credit has been on screen during a Jared joke and I'm starting to think it's not a coincidence 😆

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

I got matched up with the word “erection”. Flattered, really

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

A demon is doing it

@steinschlange1457 5 месяцев назад

I love the way the editing gets progressively more insane the longer the video goes on.

@Drjordanbreeding 5 месяцев назад

Ha yeah it’s because I’m doing more of it by myself and losing my mind

@nelleana 7 месяцев назад

Man, you have no idea how much joy these videos bring me. And I really needed some today. Checked subs & here's this gem. Thanks so much, doc.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Glad to hear it! Hope you dig it!

@Boney4000 7 месяцев назад

Heyyyyy we in here! Im glad the monetization situation got worked out in a timely fashion. Can't wait to watch this ten times over the next week. Adding it my Dr Jordan Breeding rotation 👍🏾

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

I was surprised! But yeah hope you dig it!

@jonatanrobledo9812 7 месяцев назад

Dragula got played for less than 2 seconds and I still instinctively started bobbing my head to it.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

It’s a certified bop

@jessrl8025 7 месяцев назад

I remember being so freaking terrified of this movie when it first came out. Now it is so dull and both of those people are annoying. I never watched the sequels so watching you recap them is a wonderful Christmas treat!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Ha I hope you enjoy this!

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 7 месяцев назад

Personally, I'm not sure how I managed to drag myself through the first movie. The only scary thing about it was the original ending they included on the DVD. If they'd kept that, then at least the last 2 minutes or so would have been worth watching. That's........something? ^^;;

@DoesNotEqual 7 месяцев назад

Dammit, DJB, that was magnitudes more entertaining than I assume the actual movie series is. Another recap that saves me from having to watch the real thing! Thank you!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

You're welcome!

@alexh9778 7 месяцев назад

WHY DO YOU HAVE LESS THAN 20k SUBSCRIBERS That is utterly nuts, and clearly a terrible mistake. People - subscribe to this man. This is excellent content.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha these things take time, I think!

@rallion1545 3 месяца назад

Or unsubscribe and save him before its too late, and he has to watch a bad film franchise every week.

@bausholl3960 7 месяцев назад

I continue to be in awe of how you incorporate the movies style when making parodies.... and Davechal Myers continued presence 😂.

@BeardedWoodland 7 месяцев назад

"continued presence" this is Dave's show. What do you think the D in Dr stands for?

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha thanks! We have fun with it

@mortua_conjuga 7 месяцев назад

daveoctor jordan breeding @@BeardedWoodland

@Chris-ev5ok 7 месяцев назад

I've waited for this more than the regular "Paranormal" movies. Lol

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha hell yeah

@ImJustSaijan 7 месяцев назад

So it's illegal to transport dentures across state lines without a prescription unless you're a dentist. I learned that here today.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Don’t say you don’t learn things from my educational channel!

@sebastianacevedo9444 7 месяцев назад

If Dave keeps escaping the basement we should have Dave fight Warmbo

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Deal

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

Time is a web, silly goat! And Warmbo is the spider

@elionswhitestripes 7 месяцев назад

If I had one wish it would be to wipe my brain of all Dr.Jordan Breeding content...so I could watch it all for the first time again!!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha somedayyyy

@Ms.Pronounced_Name 7 месяцев назад

Rumor has it that if you leave surgical tools on your bedside table and then scream "BREED ME" into Dave's electric trombone 7 times, The Good Doctor will appear and assist Doctor Jordan Breeding while he performs elective brain surgery on you.

@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843 7 месяцев назад

This editing is pure ADHD, and I couldn't be happier. It's what my brain does when I watch things, but this saves me the focal expense.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah we go pretty hard with the edits!

@Themans9875 7 месяцев назад

Saw the mail notification from Patreon, clicked right away, let the Breeding Spookies begin...good times

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Hope you enjoy it!

@Themans9875 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding I did, engaged in Breeding Time several times in the past hours....awesome as always!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oh... oh no haha@@Themans9875

@nshocckerr 7 месяцев назад

My friends and I look forward to your videos so bad! We message each other guessing which parts will get flagged 😂 love your videos so much keep up the great work

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha well shoot. I hope none of them get flagged in the end!

@Quasar_Hero 7 месяцев назад

The time for Paranormal Breeding has arrived! ...wait

@alexx5064 7 месяцев назад

challenge accepted

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

No that's exactly what time it is

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

Time for the BOOty 👻

@Ms.Pronounced_Name 3 месяца назад

1:08:20 "space warlord organ trading simulator" sounds like a perfect description of how I play Rimworld, so I now DEMAND you uninstall the monitoring software you've clearly installed inside my eyeballs!

@jyakalope 7 месяцев назад

I just saw this pop up in my feed and I actually said "Yes!" Out loud.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

YOL

@luthientinuviel3883 7 месяцев назад

So happy you got this up! I wish you all the money fr. You've brought me joy this year ❤

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Ha well thank you so much!

@PeterFrikadelle 7 месяцев назад

Dave has the voice of a golden God. I would 100% follow it into a creepy basement

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

I've done that so many times

@mewmedic 7 месяцев назад

I think one of the funniest critisms people say of these films is "how did a day trader and teaching major afford to buy a house?"

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

He trades really hard?

@Zanzibar_Dallax 7 месяцев назад

I beat my old record of coming quick.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oh... no...

@AmarisFrede 7 месяцев назад

When the toilet roll was flipped over... the horror!!! 😱😱😱

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

GASP

@TheArtofKAS 7 месяцев назад

Yeah... Thursday does seem to be a good day for some ghosts. 👻😂

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Many smart people are saying this

@danvera7672 7 месяцев назад

I watched this and then a giant Dr. Jordan Breeding crawled out of my screen with long scraggly black hair and told me to sign up for his Patreon or else his kids wouldn’t be able to eat. Great experience! 10/10, would totally recommend

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

WRONG FRANCHISE but yes I do that for every video haha

@Leoprincess3038 7 месяцев назад

9:51 Jordan......😶😨😂😂 look idk why I turned this on before bed because I keep laughing and can't sleep now lmao

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oops sorry haha

@Brekitdun 7 месяцев назад

Oh thank god this will wash the taste of aquaman 2 out of my mouth

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oof hopefully

@marcgrafgregorio8751 7 месяцев назад

this just recommended to me- subbed! (and ready to be bred for the next 2 hours 💀)

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

One of us! One of us!

@soral94 7 месяцев назад

Welcome, fellow Breeder™ This video is just the beginning.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oh man hey! Welcome to the weird club!

@MikeRaist 4 месяца назад

Dude the fact you sat through these terrible movies just to explain them to us makes you a hero!

@Drjordanbreeding 4 месяца назад

Haha I DEFINITELY think of myself as a hero!

@pg855 3 месяца назад

The editing and quick cuts to jokes/references is some of the best work ive ever seen. That had to have taken a lot of time and effort Great video

@Drjordanbreeding 3 месяца назад

Wow, thanks! It’s always nice when somebody seems to “get” it haha

@JamieDancer 7 месяцев назад

Dear Jordan, this is awesome.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Dear Jamie, thank you so much!

@Getzapped42 7 месяцев назад

Im a simple man. I see a Dr. Mr. Professor Breeding Esquire the 8th video, I have to click like and leave a comment. If I don't... he'll find me. He always finds me... but anyway I'm enjoying the vid!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

I WILL FIND YOU

@Getzapped42 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding If you don't I'll feel very let down... and have to binge all the content yet again :D

@HandsomeLongshanks 13 дней назад

The Marked Ones is hands down the best of the sequels because it was actually entertaining the entire time between scares. I will never let people talk crap about it too much. The Mexican gang members against the witches is peak Paranormal Activity lol

@Drjordanbreeding 13 дней назад

It was definitely a movie in this series haha

@jameseglavin4 7 месяцев назад

Well, I watched all… four(?) hours of this video… and I loved it! I’ll never watch these stupid movies but it was a joy to have them summarized for me in such a delightfully humorous and meme-filled manner. Thanks Dr. Breeding - the only doctor I know who only writes prescriptions for delight.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Two hours haha. But glad you enjoyed it!

@knightofloosebowels8636 7 месяцев назад

Paranormal activity has to be the most baffling movie series to ever exist. I only saw the first one and it is barely more entertaining than watching paint dry. I am truly confused how it ever entertained anyone

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

It is wild

@SoulStarSketchin 7 месяцев назад

I didn't even realize they made 7 of these movies! And each one got stupider as they kept going. Like wow man this story feels and looks like they just kept throwing anything to the wall to make it stick in order to tie in the other movies in the most convoluted ways xD

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah there really was no plan whatsoever haha

@joshprice5583 7 месяцев назад

"Dave, what in the hell," is one of the funniest line deliveries I've ever heard.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha well thank you!

@ScreamingLake 7 месяцев назад

All this time and I had no idea you were a Doctor of Paranormal Research (up to but not including demons). Great work!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Ha thanks will do!

@XANAX-Pilled 7 месяцев назад

YOU, my man, should be on SNL, or writing for a late night show, or SOMETHING.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Ha I think I’m too weird for all of them

@XANAX-Pilled 6 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding Man, I'm not so sure. You're... I mean, man, you've GOT it. I honestly think that the only problem is that not enough people are being exposed to your work. And, yeah: I'LL watch a six hour video, but perhaps try some 10-20 min vids? But, NO. You aren't "too weird." You're funny like South Park and Aqua Teen, and DRASTICALLY exceed the writing on, say, SNL. Don't sell yourself short, man. I am NOT blowing smoke up your ass. You have the creds, man, and you're fucking hilarious. Strike while the iron is hot, man.

@Drjordanbreeding 6 месяцев назад

@@XANAX-Pilled well thank you so much for saying that! It’s very kind. And good news! In February we will release five videos, four of which will be 20-ish minutes and then another big fat one!

@matthaynes3219 5 месяцев назад

My man got the "John Dies At the End" on his desk, represent! There's also a really fun movie adaptation

@CyrissSmith-jq4dk 5 месяцев назад

I feel like the grandma going down the $1 staircase is gonna fall through it like Jason in F13 7 New Blood.

@GainReality 7 месяцев назад

Literally my favorite RU-vidr now I can't wait to see you upload

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Wow, thanks!

@angelswings9737 7 месяцев назад

I once watched one of those "real ghost hunters" do their thing on tv, and the "ghost" pulled the blanket UP instead of down. No thanks, I'd like to cover you MORE than you already were 😂

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha amazing

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

I like to think I’d be a nice ghost like that. Just wanna make sure you’re tucked in lil buddy.

@smilingkevin Месяц назад

Can’t believe it took this many rewatches to catch the Shaker reference. Amazing.

@Drjordanbreeding Месяц назад

We like to reward rewatches haha

@sebastianacevedo9444 7 месяцев назад

It took me way too long to realize what you mean by "Disturbingly popular but morally dubious."

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s a real deep cut

@torisinift 7 месяцев назад

I love all your videos, a great way to laugh way to hard trying to do dishes. But can i just say the little clips of you and dave just being friends is also just so great! I love the tangents you make each other laugh on, its unscripted but always funny.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Ha thanks! I love the fact that Dave knows basically nothing about any of these movies. Just creates some fun weird moments.

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

For real the bit from The Last Crusade where they talk about the knight guarding the cup took me out! “You think god is gonna be mad?” “I should have gotten you a book called ‘How to Guard a Fucking Cup.’

@chelsea2112 7 месяцев назад

I’m so glad we got this today!!Probably one of my favorites so far 🤣 Knock it off Dave!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Dave is so crazy!

@chelsea2112 7 месяцев назад

He’s wackyyy

@sebastianacevedo9444 6 месяцев назад

This is the video that taught me that the Paranormal Activity reboot happened. And is what convinced me to get it. The final scene with all of the death at the farm was something that was really cool.

@Drjordanbreeding 6 месяцев назад

Yeah I mean it's fine compared to the others

@Stickerbelle 7 месяцев назад

😂 the editing is *chef’s kiss* perfect. It’s a good week every time a video gets posted

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Thanks so much!

@dustincrager 7 месяцев назад

I hope you got your monetization situation with this video sorted out. I look forward to these every month!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

I did! Thanks so much! The human thought it was fine haha

@andiward7068 7 месяцев назад

Autoplaying this all night to make more watch hours.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Ha well you don't have to! I don't want RU-vid to think you're a bot!@@andiward7068

@alexx5064 7 месяцев назад

I AM READY TO BE APPROPRIATELY SPOOKED

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha I doubt you will be

@alexx5064 7 месяцев назад

running ghosts that push doors ajar and hide keys? I literally can’t think of anything scarier

@DARKWun1984 7 месяцев назад

The toilet paper being put the *WRONG* way was played as a joke but genuinely the scariest part of this video 6/10 for Dave's voice. He has potential, but I only got a semi. Sorry, Dave.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Ha I’ll let him know

@BADCompanySarge 7 месяцев назад

The Marked Ones, The Ghost Dimension and Next of Kin are some weird titles to go with, especially after four movies that stuck with the whole numbering thing

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yuuup

@kourtneyr.scruggs0988 7 месяцев назад

Been waiting on this one. Because I forgot the plot but I am NOT revisiting this series.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s a slog haha

@kourtneyr.scruggs0988 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding You did your best to make it fun and for that I thank you. And… I’m sorry you had to go through that.

@jerrys.9895 7 месяцев назад

Can you start releasing these as premieres so we few fools who commit to multi-hour videos the moment they release can shitpost each other like god intended?

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

I feel like the algorithm freaking hates those? I was thinking of doing a goofy outtake one that way though!

@mortua_conjuga 7 месяцев назад

i'm glad you made this video because i don't understand why these films were so popular and, apparently, scary. not even rifftrax could help keep my attention on the film.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oh wow!

@usafenderstrat2 7 месяцев назад

The witch "which" cut goes crazy. Absolute peak.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

We go hard haha

@xhooliganx7297 7 месяцев назад

Yessss you went with Bed drag!! Riots averted! Good job babe 😗

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Thaaaaaanks

@taylormademyself89 7 месяцев назад

Did not expect to hear about legal and illegal butt stuff and casper real age lol thats why these vids are awesome ya never what we will talk about 😅

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

What stories we weave!

@Crim-kun Месяц назад

when you gather a bukkake of ghost evidence and the demon guy gets overwhelmed

@LorNrocks 4 месяца назад

Tbh I’m legit surprised you didn’t find a way to sneak an Amish paradise joke in. Great work!

@Drjordanbreeding 4 месяца назад

Haha sorrrrry

@brknglasses2734 7 месяцев назад

I went to Paranormal Activity 3 on a date. I remember the trailer was like "the last 15 min will scare you more than anything. " ...that's because the last 15 min is thr only time ANYTHING happens. Even then it's not scary. Worst date movie I've seen! A few things... 1 "raisin fingered" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. 2 Dave voice = sexy and he knows it. 3. You got flaged for the footage of the baby on yhe security cam?NEVERMIND it's the middle school thing! Lmao

@brett66 7 месяцев назад

By far the longest grudge I've ever held is about getting duped by the marketing into spending my time and money seeing the first one in an actual theater.

@brknglasses2734 7 месяцев назад

@@brett66yeah, the first one would be worse!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha I’m sorry for your date!

@brknglasses2734 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding don't worry she didn't date me long.

@NinaDuffy 7 месяцев назад

Been waiting for this! Gonna crochet my blanket and commit to this. Love you guys❤

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha I hope this makes for a fun evening!

@Col-Heem 2 месяца назад

I love that the guys LONG GONE and he just starts talking shit hahahahha

@esmeecampbell7396 6 месяцев назад

20:45 that's actually really cool, very few people can legitimately say that, plus they will keep playing that show until the end of human civilization I think so that's a nice 2 burritos a month guaranteed 😅

@Drjordanbreeding 6 месяцев назад

It’s definitely a fun little fact haha

@gardenburgerr 7 месяцев назад

Will be watching this 14 times a day, thank you doctor!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

That’s too much haha

@ronaldcoleman4786 7 месяцев назад

I just wanted to say merry Xmas to you and yours Mr Breeding, and thank you for your crazy.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Merry Christmas to you!

@diyeana 7 месяцев назад

Ha! I love this, Doc. It was worth the wait. I admit I was starting to get confused on what they were doing in #5, but then I realized it doesn't make sense anyway. 😂

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s all pretty muddled!

@youngrootv 7 месяцев назад

Finding out that you get royalties from the Kardashian show is WILD! What an insane little fact about you lol!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah it's one of those perfect two truths and a lie facts haha

@jerrys.9895 7 месяцев назад

Whoa first minute gang! Let's goooooooooooo

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Hell yeah!

@GothBarbie3000 7 месяцев назад

LET’S GOOOOOO!!!

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

LET'S!

@saral8625 7 месяцев назад

Between Neo's alarm at 9:18 and Micah's at 6:14, I'm starting to think people who make movies don't know how real people set alarms. The cutaway jokes are superb as always, and this video might have the best tangent conversations between you and Dave

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oh awesome! I'm glad you enjoyed it

@aint2proud2meg 7 месяцев назад

My theory was Neo hit snooze twice.

@OhNelleYeah 7 месяцев назад

This movie came out of nowhere for me since i had just graduated tech school and had no idea what it was. It scared me so bad i was awake for 3 days 😅 this series became so convoluted but i have so many good memories from watching it in theaters

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah I imagine if you thought it was real, it'd be really scary.

@danielgehring7437 7 месяцев назад

Dave's voice makes him sound like one of those really hot people but they've got daddy issues and don't realize they're hot so you still have a chance with them. But you don't know if you want to take your shot because you don't know if that's the type of person you want to be. So instead you spend most of the night sitting at the end of the bar getting progressively more drunk on Voodoos until you've finally built up the courage to approach, but by the time you'd done that they're already gone. Or so you think, but it turns out they just went outside for twenty minutes to take a phone call. But now you've ruined your mojo and the only way to get it back is to order even more drinks but you can't do that because you'll just get sloppy drunk and ruin everything, and probably puke on Dave's shoes. So instead you just call an Uber and when you leave, he's leaving at the same time so you brush shoulders and that, of all things, is what's going to haunt you for the rest of the night.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

That is literally exactly what Dave is like

@ImJustSaijan 7 месяцев назад

Oh and Dave's sexy voice is a 10. It makes me want to insert Optimus Prime cutaway here.

@soral94 7 месяцев назад

Nah. Dave's voice makes me think of the Terminator bü tt cutaway:)"""

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oh no haha

@tylerv6976 7 месяцев назад

The google anniversary ads start with a black screen with the white text "25 YEARS AGO" appearing and EVERY time that ad pops up in this video for just a moment it fits in with the paranormal activity title card shots and I do a double take to be sure its an ad and not part of the video. lol

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Oh weird haha