I explain all 3 Fifty Shades of Grey movies while getting whipped in a pleasure dungeon

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Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Timeline while getting whipped in a pleasure dungeon. Hopefully they don’t make a Fifty Shades of Grey 4.
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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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00:00 - Intro
01:26 - FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
26:21 - A SEXY OPPORTUNITY
27:56 - FIFTY SHADES DARKER
55:09 - FIFTY SHADES FREED
1:17:56 - SHOW ME THE WORST
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@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

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@havelthebonk1226 8 месяцев назад

I've been edging to this video for days ...jk I'm a double pump chump

@enerioffutt1881 7 месяцев назад

Just thought I'd mention that the while 50 Shades began as Twilight fanfic....which tells you something, I think.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

@@enerioffutt1881 yep!

@TheArtofKAS 8 месяцев назад

I think this franchise is the most appropriate for Dr Breeding's namesake. Don't you? 😂😂😂😂

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

It was made FOR me

@wutthabuck8772 8 месяцев назад

No Species is made for Dr Breeding 😂

@cf8023 8 месяцев назад

@wutthabuck8772 😂 species next, please, doctor

@TheArtofKAS 8 месяцев назад

@@wutthabuck8772 😂😂😂

@patkohler9695 8 месяцев назад

@@wutthabuck8772Dr. Breeding is when a daddy Doctor and a mommy Doctor love each other very much.

@redrum777 8 месяцев назад

For all I care, Jordans review is better than the actually movies.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

I sure freaking hope so haha

@BeardedWoodland 8 месяцев назад

What actual movie? I'm pretty sure Dave has these "films" made specifically for these videos.

@tinakarkut2019 8 месяцев назад

I've never seen the franchise movines before, and now thanks to this video, i don't have to lol. This seems like it has a better plot than the acfual movie anyway

@AlaFrigginBama 8 месяцев назад

Same! Jordan and Dave should be given humanitarian awards for having to endure this series….🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

@virginiadare1587 8 месяцев назад

That's an easy accomplishment.

@jerrys.9895 8 месяцев назад

At least no one will EVER be able to accuse you of plagiarism, Jordan. No other mind on the planet (aside from the guy who punches up your scripts) could come up with this shit.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha that's what I've been saying

@10000Winters 8 месяцев назад

Based on all the clumsy back story this is basically just the SVU version of Dexter.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

100%

@TheDrNinjaman 8 месяцев назад

The part where they talk about Christian's molester lady and how he was her sub and then cut to Jared Fogel enjoying a Subway sub was quite possibly the funniest smash cut in the history of the world. Sick and dark, but made me choke on my own spit funny.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Hell yeah. That’s always the goal!

@10000Winters 8 месяцев назад

I’m no Dr. Phil but if you are reacting angrily to any interaction your significant other has with a member of the opposite sex… I don’t think that relationship is gonna go the distance.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

I am a doctor and I say the opposite. Nothing a couple spanks can't fix.

@10000Winters 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding I stand corrected. Doctors orders.

@heidi3963 8 месяцев назад

This video is better written than all of the Fifty Shadys movies put together! That English degree was worth it!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

YOU HEAR THAT, MOM!?

@Mynameisshonas 8 месяцев назад

"Cheese is expensive I think he hustled me" is now one of my new favorite quotes

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

I cannot think of another situation that could be used, but it's a good one haha

@AmarisFrede 8 месяцев назад

I love how respectful and validating the depicted relationship is. 🌼 I mean yours and Dave's! The movie's can go die in a hole... 😒

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Agreed on both counts

@somethingclever8916 2 месяца назад

Now I'm visualizing Dave breeding Jordan's butt

@10000Winters 8 месяцев назад

Everything about that animated intro is a friggin masterpiece. The silliness of poking butts, the synchronization of the beat and the slapping, the music building and then climaxing (PUN INTENDED) with the clouds. Magnificent.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Pablo is always outdoing himself

@Quasar_Hero 8 месяцев назад

I'm super upset that you made this video and now I have to watch the whole thing at least twice.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oops sorry haha

@forestcampbell8962 7 месяцев назад

Obligations to do so here as well.

@esmeecampbell7396 8 месяцев назад

I can't imagine you're short of video ideas for films to cover but "I try to avoid my impending death until I explain all 5 Final Destination movies" would probably slap, especially next Halloween-time

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Don't tell anybody but search "Jordan Breeding Final Destination" and see what happens...

@NinaDuffy 8 месяцев назад

I'm laughing already it's been 20 seconds. 1. Ily guys. 2. As I'm writing this I seen the animated intro and I'm dying . Forgot my original point for number 2 .

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Hell yeah! I hope you enjoy the whole 80 minutes or whatever it is haha

@bradharrah3339 8 месяцев назад

Spanking the cheek made other things jiggle. That's a detail you didn't have to add...but you did. More believable than the movie.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oh that's all Pablo@@bradharrah3339

@bradharrah3339 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding Just wanted you to know the optional details wete appreciated

@youngrootv 8 месяцев назад

This is first series that I’ve seen you review that I’m surprised that you genuinely didn’t become insane after covering it

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Hey you don't know if I'm insane or not yet!

@youngrootv 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding 👀

@The-Plaguefellow 8 месяцев назад

Man's already been through the wringer, his sheer insanity has looped right back 'round to sanity and ready for another revolution.

@Joeseph_Kerr 7 месяцев назад

His secret? He’s always insane.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

This is true haha@@Joeseph_Kerr

@Rougarou99 8 месяцев назад

Have I ever seen these movies? No. Do I plan on seeing these movies? No. Do I have any desire to watch any of these movies or find out anything about them? No. Am I binging this entire video during breakfast? Absolutely.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oof rough meal for this haha

@RecRoomPlays 7 месяцев назад

as an english major, i can confirm: i DO like eating books, whether they're new or not. delicious, delicious books.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yummo

@Boney4000 8 месяцев назад

I love your extra long videos, but I hope this one being just over an hour saved you a little effort with filming and editing. We don't want you tu burn out 💪🏾

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

This was definitely an overall easier one! I sort of snuck it in between a few others.

@brknglasses2734 8 месяцев назад

I'm finally able to see this! I was always curious about 50 shades, but there was NO WAY I was gonna spend time watching that dreck myself. Doing God's work, Doc!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Hey there you go!

@BionicLatino 8 месяцев назад

I never wanted to torture myself by watching these movies. But you made it enjoyable. So…am I your sub now?

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Yes that's how it works, sorry!

@tinakarkut2019 8 месяцев назад

We are all his subs

@The-Plaguefellow 7 месяцев назад

@@tinakarkut2019 And if you *aren't* his Sub, then there's truly something wrong with you!

@BigSmiley0TV 6 дней назад

Yes i am a sub-scriber

@lyledal 8 месяцев назад

I love that Dave's pleasure dungeon is sponsored! Annnd.... at 47:18 ,did Anastasia just lift a line directly from the movie "Working Girl?" Yes. Yes, she did.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

He's a smart, sexy business man

@4amlibra 8 месяцев назад

Thank you for confirming that I’m not the only one who noticed that. Of course one of the few good lines was stolen.

@lyledal 8 месяцев назад

@@4amlibra Right! I had to go back and make sure I was right, and yeah. Now that Tess is the boss, she to her assistant towards the very the end of the movie. And it was great.

@C.L.Hinton 8 месяцев назад

Maybe Dakota Johnson's mother approved? 🤔 (Yes, that's Melanie Griffith for anyone not in the know)

@l.k.9666 8 месяцев назад

"They got a pepper bar!" I was mentioning the Quizno commercials to some folks yesterday, and they looked at me as if they were having a fever dream.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

That’s not entirely incorrect!

@brettschmuckler4242 8 месяцев назад

The editing is top tier. Probably the best you've done so far

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Thanks! We're working really hard to make it fun.

@brettschmuckler4242 8 месяцев назад

Please, don't stop

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

The plan is to keep going haha@@brettschmuckler4242

@jessrl8025 8 месяцев назад

I've only watched the coverage of the first movie so far and I'm howling. The editing of the contract reading scene is brilliant!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oh man that's my favorite part@@jessrl8025

@chelsie2767 8 месяцев назад

Based on the insert clips you use, you have impeccable taste in television shows.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

The impeccablist

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 8 месяцев назад

So, I'm only 23 minutes in, and already I'm wondering why Anastasia hasn't run as far away as possible from this man, and gotten a restraining order against him. Besides the fact that he's filthy rich, and a restraining order probably wouldn't do jack. :/

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Have you seen his abs!?!?!

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 8 месяцев назад

Hum. Fair point, I guess. :v

@luthientinuviel3883 8 месяцев назад

I think the answer is this erotica and many women fantasise about dangerous stuff in a safe medium (books, in this case). The books and movies we're talking about are bad but I get it ig

@AmarisFrede 8 месяцев назад

He groomed her to be dependent on him emotionally. I really hate the movie. It introduced most people to BDSM for the first time, and its depiction is just so so gross and wrong.

@mystuff9999 7 месяцев назад

Well, let‘s just say, if he wasn’t a billionaire the story would have gone differently 😏

@Getzapped42 8 месяцев назад

Juice Daddy is my new favorite character.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Absolutely!

@Galvamel 8 месяцев назад

Now you got to do a bonus episode about how this series was originally Twilight fanfic, and how they can still tie in correctly. "A Nasty Dirty woman locks me in her sex dungeon until I connect Twilight to the Grey series."

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha well I'm sure a thousand other people have already done that!

@somethingclever8916 2 месяца назад

Safeword!

@TheLastSaint17 8 месяцев назад

Decided to watch this while recovering from a migraine. Every laugh made me hurt a little more. God damn you, Dr. Breeding.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Ooops sorry!

@TheLastSaint17 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding No no. This one is on me.

@aint2proud2meg 8 месяцев назад

I’ve been waiting to watch this every bit as hard as I’ve avoided any of the actual source material. There’s only one man who can do this. AND HIS NAME IS…. 🎼 🎺🎺🎺🎺

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha well... good luck!

@4amlibra 8 месяцев назад

🎺, 🎺-🎺 🎺!!

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 8 месяцев назад

.....Deputy Dawg? :v

@diyeana 8 месяцев назад

This is the first one you've done that I'm both happy you covered it because I haven't seen the movies _and_ grateful that it *wasn't* three hours. I bet you were grateful too. 😂❤

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

I really was haha

@BeardedWoodland 8 месяцев назад

My excitement knows no bounds. Barely into the intro and I've already given the juice.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oh yeah. You NEED that juice!

@bradharrah3339 8 месяцев назад

I made the mistake of recommending "Secretary" to an older couple that were excited to see this. They. Were. Not. Prepared...

@clickandwatch2 8 месяцев назад

My man, not only do you drop deep Dune references but now I see Dr. Tran?!!!!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

We go hard here haha

@Guy_Metro 7 месяцев назад

I really appreciate the editing style because of my ADHD it’s really easy to both understand and follow each of the cuts and jokes even though they are just rapid fire.

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Yeah I just think it's a lot of fun!

@mikeredd8833 6 месяцев назад

Awww Dave doing a community reference. Love it

@bangitybangbabang 8 месяцев назад

I have a personal gripe with this movie for how it displayed abuse as bdsm

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

A lot of people do!

@andiward7068 6 минут назад

This movie was to BDSM what Shameless was to healthy family dynamics.

@aetherfukz 8 месяцев назад

Oh yeah, new Breeding video! This is gonna be an awesome evening

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Thanks so much! I'm sure we'll get more somedayyyy

@DarlingMissDarling 8 месяцев назад

Ok but the rocket raccoon payoff for the bit @ 6:59... 😂

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

That's a Caleb bit of genius haha

@hershtheonly4799 8 месяцев назад

Lots of deep pulls. Axe Cop! A+ inserts

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Thanks so much!

@hershtheonly4799 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding it's clear that the editing has a huge pop culture knowledge base. And can tie quick micro comedy to any situation lol

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Yeah we're definitely pulling from a lot!@@hershtheonly4799

@anthonyrygalski6424 8 месяцев назад

Off in an hour, this is going to be my evening 😂🎉 So excited for the new drop!! Just might drop my beads from laughing too hard. 👀📿

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oh no haha

@NattyByNature. 8 месяцев назад

I can't unsee that intro!! 🫣

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Yesssss gooooood

@nullsleep5178 8 месяцев назад

I had no idea 50 shades was basically the Thomas Crown Affair but with spankings instead of paintings until I saw the glider scene

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha I mean... except there's literally nothing that ever happens ever

@savannahrodriguez8537 5 месяцев назад

The beginning of this is harder to explain to my mother than the entirety of the 50 Shades trilogy.

@Drjordanbreeding 5 месяцев назад

Why would you let your mother watch this? haha

@DoesNotEqual 8 месяцев назад

Dammit, Jordan Breeding, that was funny! Not only had I never planned to see any of those movies ever, but I was entirely unaware of the third movie's existence! Now I know what I wasn't missing, and it's all thanks to you.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

You're so welcome haha

@laurencooper1568 8 месяцев назад

I'm so stoked! Been waiting all day for this pick me up! Got this going on 3 devices! Breeders!!!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Hope you enjoy it!

@BeardedWoodland 8 месяцев назад

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta up that shit. 12 devices or more ONLY for content this quality. I'm playing this on my fridge right now!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha I don't even know if that's necessarily helpful, but I appreciate it!@@BeardedWoodland

@laurencooper1568 8 месяцев назад

@@BeardedWoodland my bad..... lol I am willing to learn

@user-yc9mz3jt5o 8 месяцев назад

Jordan is up there with the best boys.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha oh yeah?

@rojoajax4441 8 месяцев назад

Absolutely unhinged. I love it. Another Masterpiece guys

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Thanks so much!

@kazza6078 8 месяцев назад

My internet went out yesterday, and when i saw this notification pop up and i couldn't watch it, i knew god had forsaken me.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

And now that you've seen it you KNOW he's forsaken you?

@kazza6078 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding lmaooo now I know he's forsaken us ALL

@rileyxsko 8 месяцев назад

My partner got her degree in English, those jokes are great. 55:50 Dance Gavin Dance! 🤘🏽

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha I'm glad she could translate!

@KingOfMadCows 4 месяца назад

Ball first, bawls later. I can relate.

@rorysimpson8716 8 месяцев назад

I used to think these movies sounded weird and uninteresting, but little did I know, that was exactly what they were. Thanks for making this Lord of the Rings length trilogy of Kinky Rich People Have Problems Kind of for a Little Bit But Then Everything is Fine Again: The Movie entertaining somehow.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Ha yeah pretty much. You’re welcome!

@Boney4000 8 месяцев назад

Thanks for the content, gonna carry me through the rest of my work day

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

You're super welcome!

@dieyng 5 месяцев назад

I approve of the amount of WKUK clips in your videos.

@Drjordanbreeding 5 месяцев назад

Thaaaaaanks

@ericmiller6349 8 месяцев назад

I would watch these only if they were re-shot to have DJB play both main characters

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Negotiations are ongoing

@keithwoodcrest 8 месяцев назад

Bro. The narration on these is next level hilarious all by itself and the cutaway clips just drive it all home. Fucking hilarious. Also went and checked out some of your videos of your playing and damn you can really shred man. Would love to see more of that

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

I can sneak more shredding in there haha. Thanks so much for watching!

@keithwoodcrest 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding That would be sick! I'm a drummer of around 30 years, you guys are all super talented

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

@@keithwoodcrest thanks so much!

@MakaveliBanks 8 месяцев назад

I never considered watching 50 Shades... I wasn't even aware there was more than one movie. I am now very happy I never watched them because I am certain this video was far more entertaining. Sorry you had to sit through all of these Jordan but also kind of glad you did so I didn't have to.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Happy to be of service haha

@Taipro9992 8 месяцев назад

The old yeller cut might be the first time someone has laughed at that scene, and i laughed hard

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

I thought it was appropriate haha

@rehetbutler 8 месяцев назад

You're hilarious Breeder.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Thaaaaanks

@NymphettEcho 2 месяца назад

I couldn’t stop laughing throughout this video. I was wheezing at some point. I’ll visit it again whenever I need a good laugh 😂

@Drjordanbreeding 2 месяца назад

Awesome! I hope you’ll check out some of the others we’ve done too

@nickperoncomedy 4 месяца назад

Late to the party on this video but I am impressed with the milage that robe is getting.

@Drjordanbreeding 4 месяца назад

It’s going to live forever

@corinnewelter1144 8 месяцев назад

Great video! Sorry you had to watch such a deep series of movies. I’m sure the character development and intricate plots were hard to keep track of! But at least you got to use/reference that English degree!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Without my very valuable degree I would have been so lost!

@lizh190 2 месяца назад

You are absolutely hilarious, I’m SO glad I stumbled upon this channel. Chefs kiss

@Drjordanbreeding 2 месяца назад

Welcome!!

@JCash119 8 месяцев назад

Daddy’s back! 😱

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

That's DOCTOR Daddy to you!

@JungleJuliaDP 8 месяцев назад

45:07 I was not expecting that adorable cutaway in this kind of video, but my heart melted. 🥹

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Yeah, she's a cutie!

@ALL_that_ENDS 8 месяцев назад

This... Is... Torture for everyone involved.. Only because I'm a diehard Breeder, will I even consider indulging In this franchise.. Breeder for eva

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha well I think it's a fun video, if that helps.

@mortua_conjuga 26 дней назад

"washington state university will be fully vanquished!" i laughed so hard at that i had tears in my eyes, my tummy hurt and i had to poo immediately. fucking VANQUISHED ⚰️⚰️⚰️

@JamezBongg420 8 месяцев назад

Honestly I'm hust impressed how original the humor in this one was. Those movies were the subject of many comedy reviews from alot of channels and to come up with original jokes, other than the contrat stuff that basically is half the run time, on the matter is truly impressive. Keep up the great work guys and please more screen time for Daves dogs, and maybe Dave, but mostly the dogs

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

That’s actually really encouraging because A) obviously plagiarism is a big thing now, and even though I intentionally don’t watch any other “movie RU-vidrs” really because I don’t want to accidentally rip them off, I’m still always wary of saying something somebody else said and B) because we work really hard to try and make this all funny and original so I’m glad you like it regardless!

@JamezBongg420 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding The hard work you put in those videos really shows and you haven't dropped the ball once so far! Even tho the videos are a couple hours each no joke ever feels overused or forced. The quality keeps going up and to make over an hour of funny commentary on movies that have barely any plot or actual stuff happening, other than naked people here and there, and still be entertaining and funny speaks for it self. Can't wait for the next one and I really hope it's the home alone movies given the time of year. Keep up the good work and know we appreciate it

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Ha I considered it but it'll actually be Paranormal Activity!@@JamezBongg420

@zane3947 7 месяцев назад

The smacks to cotton eyed Joe cracks me up every time

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

It’s a, uh, banger.

@sophiamiles4624 8 месяцев назад

I was hella excited that we almost saw Dave! Also, cute puppies 🐶

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Dave's butt is his best part

@LadysavagexXxX 8 месяцев назад

28:30 lol “ it ain’t much but it’s honest work” lmao I’m dead! 😂😂😂

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Somebody's gotta do it!

@LadysavagexXxX 7 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding 😂 indeed Jordan, indeed.😂

@elionswhitestripes 8 месяцев назад

My favorite thing about Dr. Jordan Breeding is that he always comments on my comment. ❤

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

NO I DON’T

@BADCompanySarge 8 месяцев назад

I'm currently watching all the Home Alone movies with some friends and I think they need the Dr Jordan Breeding treatment. Number 4 in particular is completely insane and only makes sense with some sort of time travel or multiverse theory

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

It's definitely on the list! Maybe next Christmas?

@Wade.Stikmann 8 месяцев назад

It'll be a merry christmas indeed! Happy Holidays Jordan!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Happy holidays!

@jessrl8025 8 месяцев назад

The Quiznos Subs clip you cut to is the stuff of nightmares, but still less creepy than Christian Grey

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Amen

@brett66 8 месяцев назад

Dammiiiit, my gallon drum of Jergens ran out JUST before you uploaded this.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oh shoot haha

@TheSmartboy64 8 месяцев назад

That thumbnail. *Chef's kiss*

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Ha thank you!

@enerioffutt1881 7 месяцев назад

I read the books, but didn't see the movies because I knew they wouldn't be able to have the best parts of the books, which was Ana's inner goddess and her conscience. However, I kept muttering, "Oh my Goddess, girl, RUN! Smack his face and run like heck."

@AmarisFrede 8 месяцев назад

Thanks for the sequel teaser at the end!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha I think I almost always do that?

@Kubillus 8 месяцев назад

So glad I'm watching the intro with headphones on!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Smart haha

@chrisofthevoid 8 месяцев назад

Thank you for saving me the time of ever watching the movies or reading the books. Now I can keep up in conversations with my rich friends in their private helicopters, while we discuss the intricate plot points and detailed character development of this story, over an active volcano. I am forever in your debt.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha I am to serve and please and pleasure

@paineoftheworld 8 месяцев назад

I almost had a semi through the entire video. Thank you for your care, Doctor.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oh... oh no...

@Brekitdun 8 месяцев назад

It's crazy how fast you pump these out! it'd be cool if you did some video game series too! maybe like uncharted or resident evil

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Well thankfully this one is only 3 movies (and also it's been 6 or 7 weeks since the last one!). And I'm definitely interested in video games... but wait until January. I'm gonna try something

@ALL_that_ENDS 8 месяцев назад

Hehe pump..

@corywatson2835 8 месяцев назад

Awesome bro, waiting with "baiting" breath to see what you got Breeding.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Paranormal Activity is coming in hot!@@corywatson2835

@eansba88- 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreedingdoes it involve nipple clamps and a spreader bar?!

@TheLegPumpkin 8 месяцев назад

You had me at "Sexy Toddler"! Edit double points for Jared Fogle and "Sexy Toddler" in one video.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Uhhhhhhhh

@Celtic_Blade 8 месяцев назад

I LOVE the super long videos but I’m also digging the shorter video.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

We're going to try much shorter in January just to see how people like it

@Hereticalchristian 8 месяцев назад

Really thought the Prometheus reference meant this video was going to lead into a transition for the next video which I hope is explaining every Alien film

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Well it was just a weird coincidence BUT I would love to do Alien soon

@nshocckerr 8 месяцев назад

The she has bangs got me everytime lmao

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

She's HIDEOUS because BANGS

@mookinbabysealfurmittens 3 месяца назад

The "no-no square" is real! I had a friend whose school taught them a lil song & dance. Still remembered so did it for giggles: "Stop!✋️ Don't touch me there!🫵 This 👇is my no-no square! Stop! ✋️Don't touch me there! That's🫵 called🫵 gRape!"🫵 (But not grape.) The "square" was gestured with a pointing finger over the downstairs area, but in a _circle_ instead of a square, and each line of the song was punctuated with hand gestures (sorry for all the emojis). It _is_ important to teach kids about this stuff for their safety, and it makes for a funny demonstration as an adult, for that friend, anyway. Ope, as if you don't know this stuff as a Doctor of Breeding. (Just joshin' ya, of course; I don't know/remember what your doctorate is in. But that story is true.)

@Shippo28 6 месяцев назад

Shout out to the Quizno Sub commercials I repeat all the time.

@aint2proud2meg 3 месяца назад

Me too! They feel like a fever dream though 😂

@somethingclever8916 2 месяца назад

I love how in all these books the main female character is average and unremarkable but she loves to read and loves Jane austen. But every man she meets wants her. I think the female fantasy is all important men want her.

@acgeewhiz 8 месяцев назад

I already knew that this was going to set the world record for “most goofy sexy guitar rifs” and/or “goofy sexy sound effects”, and it’s definitely on pace, lol.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Oh good haha

@GHZoner 8 месяцев назад

Only three flicks this time, Doc? Naughty...

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Yeah sorrrryyyy

@IndiConRecs 8 месяцев назад

ok that DGD We Own The Night cutaway *really got me*

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

I knew a couple people would love it haha

@nicolascalderon5966 22 дня назад

Never seen these movies but I’m all in for this review lmfaooooo

@Drjordanbreeding 22 дня назад

Haha glad you’re here

@carlacatyo 8 месяцев назад

I'd love to see you deep dive into the fast and furious franchises I've never watched them but watching clips on RU-vid has me saying what the actual fuck? Love the work as always this had me laughing my ass off in traffic because of the editing.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

RU-vid search Dr. Jordan Breeding fast and furious

@traviscushing2973 8 месяцев назад

"You know I love vehicles" was amazing

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

She does she really does

@drtaverner 7 месяцев назад

3:49 Your editing game is on point! This looks like a ride!😮😊

@Drjordanbreeding 7 месяцев назад

Haha thank you!

@Chooch1080 8 месяцев назад

Shoutouts to the entire Production Team!!! 🤙🏿🍻

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha yeah we are few but we love whips!

@Chooch1080 8 месяцев назад

@@Drjordanbreeding *pets* we love whippets

@transagenda 8 месяцев назад

Life is truly worthy of being now that a new DJB is out!

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha I hope that’s not the only reason!

@alexabeeee 8 месяцев назад

The screaming SUUUUBSSS bits are just GOLD.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Haha good!

@mattkeflowers 8 месяцев назад

This is great unique and one of a kind observation. Can't wait for the multi-part, ad laden video where illuminaughti steals it and kinda references you... sometimes.

@Drjordanbreeding 8 месяцев назад

Hahaha I really don’t see how (or why) anybody would plagiarize these videos