I found something truly disturbing in this kid's movie 

WAIT... I have children?

I only let my children work. There is no time for fun when there can be made money!

10, wher children?

Uhm they should be outside in the refinery..

I do… where my children are?

t. Steve Ditko

Yes, no free thinkers wanted, only human worshipping cult puppies.

Very well said

@@EckhartsLadder Also, you raised an important point about Humdinger crossing ideological lines. Humdinger is neither woke nor based. He's clearly a social conservative who cares about the environment and workers. He refuses to subscribe to either trendy ideology currently backed by media elites to divide us, which makes him dangerous.

“And adventure city shall be reorganized into the first City size Cat Sanctuary!!! For a safe and secure society.”

Me neither dude. I woke up excited to watch some fireworks, didn’t expect to watch a video about kid show dogs successfully pulling off a coup to get rid of a mayor they don’t like.

This video was the first thing I saw when I woke up. Lol

you can never say never

@@waluigisyoutubeacount8956never

yeah me to

Parody* But if the main point about humdinger being legitimately elected and being toppled is accurate, that is actually a valid serious point

I mean, I've seen the exact same video made 100% unironically before.

Andor really affected us lool

@@cosmictreason2242they came in with the intention to overthrow the mayor despite what he does

Look at the statistics, cat males are over represented when it comes to violent crimes (scratching and biting, etc.). Now that doesn’t mean I’m condoning the actions of the Paw Patrol I’m just saying there is a problem with crime in many cat communities

It’s not over policing, cats are naturally inclined to knock over 50 percent of things on shelves despite making up only 13 percent of energetic pets. They’re just natural annoyances…wait

I would probably have the paw patrol arrested and be located to new families that would be happy to have them while Ryder will never have them again that I could change him for animal cruelty and if I may wonder where are his parents. The paw patrol vehicles and backpacks are to be removed and confiscated because they are too dangerous for these puppies to have.

Throw in nano machines and super weapons and were already halfway into this being Metal Gear Solid lol.

exactly

imo Wagner Group was under control the entire time and it was a ploy to get traitors to expose themselves. imo Paw Patrol in this scenario is ironically most like Antifa, with the tactic of setting up autonomous zones within a city and trying to overthrow the democratically elected businessman representative through violence and corporate media. They also bear similarities in the way they both seperate young people from their families in order to indoctrinate them. I haven't seen the actual movie, but it would be most fitting if the regular human police stood down while Paw Patrol perpetuated violence, but arrested people for defending their homes and businesses. The system we live in is anarcho-tyranny, where people on one side politically can get away with literal murder while the other side is punished through the legal process itself, whether or not any crime is ever actually proven. Also a good thing to add would be if Paw Patrol's police allies spied on the mayor in the mayor's mansion even after he is elected. Paw Patrol's government allies should have gotten a rubber stamp warrant based on opposition research they knew to be false, and when questioned by the city council, the judge should have said that he didn't remember ever reading the warrant request. 😅

Actually true 😮

@@EckhartsLadder Wagner group was created in 2014 Paw patrol, was created in 2013 Wagner Group is a "private" organization that acts on behalf of nation states Paw Patrol is a Private organization that' acts on the behalf of cities/regions Things is lining up a little too closely..m

@@ProxiProtogen Dogs have tails, and what do they do with them? They Wag-ner them. It's part of their religion that they have to hide messages explaining their devious plots. /jk

Now i see that Ryder is a exploitive greedy pig that wants to overthrow a government for entirely personal reasons

Ngl, the whole premise just sounds like a Robot Chicken skit

Yeah I know Rubble was banging his fist on the wall later when learning his image had been used to enrich his overlords

Oh, egads! My political ambitions are ruined! But what if I were to use the pups and disguise it as my own do-gooding? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Ryder.

Ryder is a perfect example why capitalism is stupid and hurts people and why socialism or even just better regulations is way better and conservatives are stupid hateful morons that want everyone to suffer by being exploited for their labor. Companies and managers can easily pay their workers a living wage, and if you say companies “can’t” then guess what then those companies should and will be destroyed. If you can’t afford to pay your workers to live while doing the job then you r company and business doesn’t get to exist. No rational person and leftist are the most rational normies also wouldn’t want to work for crap pay and long hours. Conservatives really are dumb. Since we are talking about wages basically I can add more political stuff/ facts cuz I can. And it’s true.

It is quite possibly a mix of both satire and actual concerns. But you are certainly correct.

I think someone has been made to watch the paw patrol movie a few too many times

Yesn’t as eck is really good at combining satire with reality

@@TJKNIGHT401 it is true that this comes from being a parent. The fact though that the plot was a group moving into a city to overturn elected officials (rather than support someone in over their head) is a bad plot point. They never tried to overturn their own incompetent mayor, or the dangerously naive princess.

@@TJKNIGHT401 Yes, yes we have. Eck thoughts here is exactly how I survive having to repeatedly watch my kids' movies. Magic School Bus isn't an innocent kids show. It's a warning about the hazards of time travel sent back to us from a future we inadvertently destroyed.

So true

HOW DARE YOU

I agree

MatPat was focusing on Rider being a criminal mastermind more, one of his theories is that the pups are expendable.

I know you’re probably joking, but this is just fucking true.

XD

*cut to a cat holding 2 plastic bags standing in front of it*

@@theonlyMoancore Nah💀

Kind of like child soldiers and orphans too.

why u have a vore pfp

LOL

UwU

A 1984 reference here

You mean furever.

Joke's on you I'm into this shit.

I need to see this movie

Dude what?

Oh my, I never saw the 3rd one bc I thought it was crap, but now I need to watch it!🤣

5 PEOPLE? LOCKED IN A ROOM? MURDER? HOLY SHIT FNAF REFERENCE. this is a joke and is only made for the purpose of making everyone lose hope in humanity

Five minutes in. Is this satire...?

Yeah, cause also hasn't mayor Humdinger literally always been called MAYOR Humdinger?

The ANTIFA Furry pipeline is real 😔

But for a libertarian it’s a wet dream 😂

​@@warlordofbritanniaNot a libertarian, but for an anarchist.

indeed. who paw patrols the paw patrol.

⁠@@EckhartsLadderand who pawpatrols that paw patrol.

This interaction has confuse me even more

That's what makes it good. You should be thinking for yourself.

Socialists/Progressives on RU-vid have noted these problems with Paw Patrol... however, if you think of Paw Patrol as "super heroes for toddlers"... you can get the same ideas. The dogs _are_ superheroes... and superheroes operate outside of the legal system. Most superheroes are, at best, vigilantes... others actually are the equivalent to private detectives, or are part of government supported organizations (Green Lanterns). The biggest problem Socialists have with the show is... how it provides a very simple, and implicit, message regarding police... which Chase is supposed to be the fursonification of. Yet, Chase has all sorts of _spy_ gadgets which he uses to "solve the case" with. That's the issue for them... it teaches the kids that police are free to violate people's privacy because they are good guys... *Shrugs* Edit: Okay... the movie is way, way worse than the tv series.

Feels like he cut some corners

Yeah if the main plot point of toppling a political rival for no reason of high crimes is true then the rest being a parody doesn't really matter, it's still a big wtf

Do we know that the elections in Adventure City aren‘t manipulated? I believe the closest thing we have in reality to the actions of the Paw Patrol would be the attempted coup of the Russian government by the Wagner Group (which was founded only a year after Paw Patrols debut, so likely having taken inspiration from this notorious mercenary organization)

@@AnonD38Is paw patrol that old? Atleast in Mexico the show did t air until atleast 2015-2016

@@tetraxis3011 Yes, not trying to be mean but you could have just googled this. I got results in less than 20 seconds.

I want shittier videos made with worse editing by an eck who is paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

@@EckhartsLadder sounds like heaven

​@@EckhartsLadderWe love you and your efforts! The indoctrination of children must be talked about. Don't let the parties of censorship and control threaten you. Keep speaking truth and the people will love you.

@@EckhartsLadder What a good film analysis, better than Film Theory.

Paid more to Work Less? Get a Job on a Fishing-Vessel or get a Camp-Job...Stop sitting on Your Chonk-E-Azz makin' Paw-Patrol-Videos and Use Something Other than Your Fingers? You can do It; unless You can't...In That Case; Chonk Away My Friend, Chonk away. 🖕🏻👽

We've just discovered a terrible truth...Mayor Humdinger is a Sith Lord

@@spartan078ben A SITH LORD ?!

If what you say is true, you will have earned by trust.

THE PAW PATROL IS THE SENATE

Chancellor Pawpatine

Trrrrruuuuueee

Wait... how old is Paw Patrol!? .... 2013!? What the heck!?

@@punbug4721 Yeah

@@mitwhitgaming7722d only a year later the Wagner Group was formed, another notorious mercenary group which has gathered international fame for an attempted coup of a legally elected government. It is quite likely that they were a copy cat organization, taking many a inspiration from the infamous «Пав Патрол».

No please have mercy

Even better, Skip Intro

He already blows mat pat out of the water.

​@@coatofarms4439same level, man. You can't say this is any less ridiculous

@@coatofarms4439 Both make very good content, I am not going to compare them.

He has PTSD from being abandoned in Adventure City when he was younger

He does actually have a video about Paw Patrol

@@jar5498yeah but it’s about The Movie. I do believe MatPat’s theory of previous pups existing, and possibly dying in the line of duty.

No script for this one. Just passion

@@EckhartsLadder DON'T DO THUNDERBIRDS I'M BEGGING YOU MY CHILDHOOD IS BEING RUINED IT NEEDS TO STOP

Yes!

NO NO, NO MORE OF MY CHILDHOOD BEING RUINED NOT A KEY ASPECT STOP NOW

Next thing you know you're coming up with theories for why the ENTIRE CITY IS EMPTY AT NIGHT during the PJ Masks' battles.

basically yes 😂

he plays it like satire, but the analysis is actually true. (assuming the summary of the film is correct, haven't seen it myself)

@@Gwyll_Arboghast didn't watch it either (though I think about giving it a try) but the elections was actually rigged from what I heard. Quoting one of the comments: "the mayor rigged the elections, one civilian said that he was the only candidate in the polls, which he replies, what's the problem with that? in the end you can only choose one..."

i mean if creators aren't thinking about the messaging of the content they produce for impressionable kids...that's a bit of an issue

We need the Paw Patrol Accords.

But don't the same people say Jedi lost their way because they work under a government?

@@user-yq9im9dk9zhow can you say they work under a government when they repeatedly try to assassinate heads of state??

They run under government sanction under the ascendance project in my series

you better hope THEIR candidate wins.

​@@EckhartsLadderok... I'm scared

@@EckhartsLadder I feel like you have taken abusurd amounts of geknip and spice