I GOT A NEW PARTNER!?!?!?! [POLICE SIMULATOR:PATROL OFFICERS] 

I love how squirrel is 'training' Kyle with his whole two days of experience, especially since he had gotten fired one of those days....

I rewound to watch squirrel hit that car over and over again it is so funny 15:23

Squirrel: Yes Kyle always ask their id first before you stop someone. Squirrel in his previous video: Are you ready for a Daily frisking ? 💀

10:58 Kyle saying he’s my brother as the black officer is fucking hilarious 🤣

23:42 apmhetanamine, i think it's a pain killer. That killed me :D

Squirrel getting on Kyle for crashing at 25:56 is just insane 🤣 But I bout died when squirrel crashed into the cars already in an accident 🤣😭😭😭

Squirrel trying to speed trap cars at a red light: "Why aren't any of the cars speeding???" ...please play more of this. It's awesome!

The most incompetent cops I’ve ever witnessed. lol

they met my expectation in the first few mins - 2 idiots as cops 🤣🤣

Squirrel, you're fired. Standing there stroking your gun while cars drive right through the Checkpoint that you were assigned to. Fired

*female speaks* Kyle & Squirrel: “I think she likes me” 😂😂

Hey squirrel at the police station there is a garage where you can repair your car and change the paint job on it

No insurance.... Tow the vehicle squirrel!!

"Amphe tetamine" squirrel is such an innocent little man he hasn't even heard the word amphetamine in real life.

“I’m new here” gets you outta everything 😂

Incompetence in its most clear and shining example… 😂😂😂

This turned into police academy real quick... :D

You should check out Flashing Lights- police, firefighting, EMS simulator

Also.... Interview the people involved in accidents and photo the damage for full points/exp

This is chaos 😂 towing a perfectly fine car? How does it seem worse with two hands on board?

Holy crap they need to learn to read, it literally says they didn't use a turn signal then puts an arrow over the car and they drive right by the first 4 😂

That is a serie that I could get invested in! This is awesome.

It's one thing not understanding how the game works(at all), but now I'm convinced that neither actually has a drivers license either...😂

I feel like if kyle caught you robbing a bank and you told him it was to buy boats and hoes he would totally let you go 😂

Worst cops ever. Worst than a regular cop newbie

12:42 - License says female, but voice says otherwise. Lol

23:42 "Uh huh, THC ..and AmPhEtetaMiNe.. which I think is a pain killer" lmao oh squirrel..

damn both playing simulators? this is hella pog

you guys are really bad Officers, I feel like I can steal from you and you wouldn't know

WHAT?!?! KYLE? Who would have guessed lol

I wonder what cartoonz would say

Anyone getting Police Academy vibes? Mahoney and tackleberry? 😂

"WE CAN BUFF IT OUT!!!" 😂😂😂

Love how squirrel was confused why he failed the drug bust especially since the test said she was “negative” for drugs in her system lol

Thanks alot squirrel. Cuz of you i had to download this game 😆 btw you can chrck all spots in the car trunk and all four doors.

Squirrel gets hit while running a red light. Kyle be like "I think we should shot him"

This series looks awesome 💯

I've seen MUCH worse cops here in Milwaukee, A+ guys!

Just started the video but i already know this is not gonna go well

It shows you how much progress you’ve made on a accident in the top left corner 😊

About time they play this

"Amphatetimeen"

great video can't wait for part three

6:19 - He wrote up the wrong ticket. Lol

Did not expect Black Kyle today.

.... the dynamic duo, they ain't. 🤦‍♂️😅

Down with seeing more

Ah yes , 11:34 pm and its daylight. Must be alaska

Omg the worse cops😂😂❤

You’re supposed to ticket for “no parking” and then tow them brother

They only gave 1 person an accident report 😂

Ah yes, let the brutality begin

On the next episode of Squirrelyn Nine-Nine 😂

The amount of ads I have seen in this video. Holy shit dude

Woot!!!

24:06 Something I'm surprised you and Kyle don't know but Amphetamines are used in Adderall. So Squirrel just arrested a lady with ADHD

I'm not sure how I feel about that outtro there beaver boy

More!!!!

Welcome Squirrel to the test and it's called play Noturnals It's just a demo Cartoonz have the same idea not posting playing Noturnals so Tick tok. (Day 1 of asking Squirrel to play noturnals)

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Kyle just fucks around way to much. The first video was much better. Some games are irritating to watch if your just messing around. A game like this needs to have some seriousness to it. Like how you did supermarket sim.