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@f.b.iagent3971
@f.b.iagent3971 Год назад
I like to imagine Jordan knows literally every single fast food employee personally but never reveals it, because of this they talk to him like he’s just one of their mates
@kimnberry8504
@kimnberry8504 Год назад
He’s definitely the Ambassador for all fast food franchises!
@MissingRaptor
@MissingRaptor 3 месяца назад
I worked in a call center years ago and one of my coworkers spoke so softly and sounded like he was calling up an old friend whenever he picked up the phone. You can bet that he was able to talk to a lot of people. Jordan's voice and softness of speech reminds me of that coworker.
@ClareLukaszewski-ls6tm
@ClareLukaszewski-ls6tm 9 дней назад
On your first day Jordan just appears and meets you lol
@johnathanlatman2507
@johnathanlatman2507 7 дней назад
He 1,000,000% just makes all these bs stories up. None of this ever happened
@f.b.iagent3971
@f.b.iagent3971 7 дней назад
@@johnathanlatman2507 I don’t disagree with you, but there is no evidence to support nor disprove wether his stories are real Schrödinger’s Fast food employee
@Nothing.Nugget
@Nothing.Nugget Год назад
My stomach would see that pizza as an avengers level threat
@DirtyBobBojangles
@DirtyBobBojangles Год назад
My heart would too
@Goultardtheiopgod
@Goultardtheiopgod Год назад
Mine would see it as a Spiderman level threat max
@creiwentheelvenone6730
@creiwentheelvenone6730 Год назад
I can already feel the heartburn for days!!!
@ihavetubes
@ihavetubes Год назад
God level threat
@dereckphillips3848
@dereckphillips3848 Год назад
My stomach's bubblin, Lord Have Mercy!!!! 😂❤
@MilkenGamer42
@MilkenGamer42 Год назад
"I put in my two weeks notice yesterday" as a former pizza worker, I felt that
@marenillustrates4497
@marenillustrates4497 Год назад
Same, I used to work at MOD
@blackmambo8702
@blackmambo8702 Год назад
Same at Marco’s Pizza. “You’ll be happy to stay here for a couple years, this is like a family”. Lol very one sided toxic family.
@marenillustrates4497
@marenillustrates4497 Год назад
@@blackmambo8702 omg lol. MOD was like: “we’re like a family.” And I thought: “I’m here for the money, not necessarily to make close friends.”
@Gamesso1slOo0l
@Gamesso1slOo0l Год назад
who puts two weeks notice in at a freakin pizza store?
@uglyspedhead
@uglyspedhead Год назад
​@ProjectRnGms literally any decent person would
@evann.30
@evann.30 26 дней назад
Silicone Swine Fighter sounds like a fucking Dark Souls boss 💀💀
@thefourthdymensionmusic
@thefourthdymensionmusic 10 дней назад
"hi, this is my cat, his name is Silicone Swine Fighter!"
@wren923
@wren923 10 дней назад
im so sure the poor pizza guy said “sicilian” 😭
@leo-cg4hy
@leo-cg4hy 9 дней назад
😂😂☠️
@viperaaspis
@viperaaspis 8 дней назад
bump this comment
@TauronDaWise
@TauronDaWise 8 дней назад
Nah he was probably so exhausted he confused the two ​@@wren923
@Nameonly67
@Nameonly67 Год назад
The fact the box said "still hungry?" Really sent me into a existential crisis
@CarbonatedCondensation
@CarbonatedCondensation Год назад
I need to meet the person who’s still hungry after that
@rubydearest
@rubydearest Год назад
​@@CarbonatedCondensationme 😈
@Dual2212
@Dual2212 Год назад
​@@rubydearestkirby was full after that, if ur still hungry then ur something else
@clothar23
@clothar23 Год назад
I consume in excess of 6000 calories a day...I am not eating more than one of those.
@oshiondagreat2306
@oshiondagreat2306 Год назад
I dont think i would have the strength nor the blood pressure to even attempt such a challenge 😢😢😢
@katl1489
@katl1489 11 месяцев назад
"But I don't like Pepperoni" "it's okay you can pick them off"
@MFLimited
@MFLimited 10 месяцев назад
😂
@Skully-DMG
@Skully-DMG 10 месяцев назад
I snack on normal ass pepperoni this pizza is heaven to me
@bloosix
@bloosix 10 месяцев назад
It'll get you there that's for sure@@Skully-DMG
@Skully-DMG
@Skully-DMG 10 месяцев назад
@@bloosix it's worth it
@jdthesexpert05
@jdthesexpert05 10 месяцев назад
Just turn it sideways.
@presentlycrescent
@presentlycrescent Год назад
“I put in my two weeks yesterday” “Congratulations” I salute this man. Get outta there fam Edit: Lotta people in the comments taking the “boo boo snowflake” perspective and I gotta say Why do you care? Why do you care so much that other people don’t want to suffer? If you have the strength and ability to live through a difficult job, good for you. I’m happy for you. I’m glad that you can handle stress. Not everyone has that ability. Calling people weak doesn’t make them any stronger, and you’re not making them more likely to stick it out when they’re miserable. It’s not any of your business what someone decided they want to put up with. We all decide what bitter pills we will swallow in our day to day. Just because you can swallow a pill that someone else can’t, that doesn’t make either of you wrong. Stop bashing people for having their own opinions and making choices for themselves that do not impact you.
@JayPlaysEverything
@JayPlaysEverything Год назад
Yeah must be hard putting pepperoni on a pizza
@OO-bh8jg
@OO-bh8jg Год назад
@@JayPlaysEverything it’s probably more the fact that it’s mind numbingly boring
@irrelevanttwat
@irrelevanttwat Год назад
Y'all slow mfs do realize all his stories are fake
@budoboy420
@budoboy420 Год назад
​@ogfawnii one of those pizzas would make like 10 minutes to make dude. And then there's other orders. 😅
@ya-drug
@ya-drug Год назад
​@OO-bh8jg boohoo you work at a pizza place and have to make pizza 😢😢😢
@talon8911
@talon8911 28 дней назад
Oh my God. The heartburn....the diarrhea later! So much pain from that thing, but by God, it's BEAUTIFUL!
@HeartEllis
@HeartEllis 15 дней назад
Please don't use God's name in vain
@Andy-q2i
@Andy-q2i 15 дней назад
@@HeartEllis no
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 15 дней назад
​@@HeartEllis it's not that serious.
@bryangarcia31
@bryangarcia31 14 дней назад
@@HeartEllisu js did 🤡
@bigfam6334
@bigfam6334 13 дней назад
@@HeartEllis does God damn counts? cuz ima make it rain numbers every single day if it is
@exidy-yt
@exidy-yt 11 месяцев назад
"Silicone Swine Fighter" morelike "Silicone Soul Destroyer".
@TheProfessor-kg3qf
@TheProfessor-kg3qf 11 месяцев назад
The only truth to that “Fighter” is your heart
@dell_GRW
@dell_GRW 11 месяцев назад
“Silicone Swine Fighter” should be renamed to “Heart Struggling to Survive”
@terribleanthony5933
@terribleanthony5933 11 месяцев назад
😭
@stevdor6146
@stevdor6146 10 месяцев назад
why is there "Silicone" anywhere associated with pizza? that's like sand and glass and semiconductors territory
@dmax2344
@dmax2344 10 месяцев назад
it was probably sicillian and he misheard@@stevdor6146
@Wildman360
@Wildman360 Год назад
“Would you like some extra pizza with that pepperoni, sir?”
@TGC1954UNITY
@TGC1954UNITY Год назад
Lol
@LimaK1
@LimaK1 Год назад
I was gonna say something like this 😂 where's the damn pizza? I only see the pepperoni
@jonquilmr13
@jonquilmr13 Год назад
Yes I would thanks for asking
@Fallen_Gremory
@Fallen_Gremory Год назад
If I wanted more i woulda asked! Tbh.. still not enough meat on that pizza though...
@LocalDude7382
@LocalDude7382 Год назад
@@Fallen_Gremory Exactly. I’m a meat lover type of guy when it comes to pizza. Give me more meat!
@ArcaneArmor2321
@ArcaneArmor2321 Год назад
This man is like if Indiana Jones had anxiety
@jazbrehaut
@jazbrehaut Год назад
😂
@cookiethesnitch
@cookiethesnitch Год назад
😂😂😂
@madishinnar5497
@madishinnar5497 Год назад
Lol Wp
@ssj4gogeta130
@ssj4gogeta130 Год назад
indiana jordan!
@flibutterfli
@flibutterfli Год назад
Indiana Jones DID have anxiety but I get this is about food, not snakes, bugs, nazis, bullets, swords.... 😅
@LynixLegend
@LynixLegend 11 дней назад
"You can't feed that to people, granddad, it'll cause... death."
@bluefish192
@bluefish192 Год назад
You know it's real when he says "Get so close" and doesn't back you off immediately.
@marchaelbeard5977
@marchaelbeard5977 Год назад
😂
@DrCassie-Psy
@DrCassie-Psy Год назад
😂yep
@shortboi_l
@shortboi_l Год назад
That’s a prisoner’s last meal request
@dekeking9416
@dekeking9416 Год назад
Death row inmate: silicone swine fighter Prison guard: w-what? Inmate: DID I STUTTER?!!
@puzzle_girl47
@puzzle_girl47 Год назад
The peisoner would die not from lethal injection but "SWINE FIGHTER SILICONE PIZZA🗣️🗣️🗣️"
@Nikki0417
@Nikki0417 Год назад
Underrated comment. 💀
@lamar310
@lamar310 Год назад
Lol...the heart attack would hit before the lethal injection
@puzzle_girl47
@puzzle_girl47 Год назад
@@lamar310 true
@BatDad1984
@BatDad1984 Год назад
I never thought the words "too much pepperoni" would leave my mouth. But here we are.
@ParagonFury
@ParagonFury Год назад
Seriously. I like to have a little pizza with my pepperoni, but even this is excessive.
@he8535
@he8535 Год назад
I wouldn't say that excessive
@BrekkaJones24
@BrekkaJones24 Год назад
There's usually a little too much pizza in my pepperoni tbh
@Kaeros77
@Kaeros77 Год назад
​@@he8535They put a whole pig on the pizza, I think excessive works perfectly here
@mozvi1436
@mozvi1436 Год назад
The first scoop was already too much dayum
@baldcupcake3354
@baldcupcake3354 16 дней назад
The salt levels on that pizza would give a person immediate kidney failure
@mylittledarkworldjohn4289
@mylittledarkworldjohn4289 11 месяцев назад
The first bite is like heaven. The second bite takes you there
@MC-cw5ph
@MC-cw5ph 11 месяцев назад
Whoa....
@jereldo
@jereldo 11 месяцев назад
😂
@in8_ras
@in8_ras 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@Tony-yd1vx
@Tony-yd1vx 10 месяцев назад
lol, i've seen this same comment 3 times today. What is the deal?
@mylittledarkworldjohn4289
@mylittledarkworldjohn4289 10 месяцев назад
@@Tony-yd1vx its a joke about food or drinks that are filled with either way to much fat and grease or filled with so much sugar that the second bite would/could kill you if your body is not used to it
@KaedeSoulStriker
@KaedeSoulStriker Год назад
That shit is called Cardiac Arrest feat. Explosive Cholesterol
@Bloodreign137
@Bloodreign137 Год назад
And it gets so much worse when you find out they take the pepperoni grease and mix it in with ranch dressing to put on top
@BerryKind
@BerryKind Год назад
Yup
@nobonesaboutit7639
@nobonesaboutit7639 Год назад
you'd eat that shit
@hisdud3ness93
@hisdud3ness93 Год назад
And people are surprised why US has such a big obesity issue, how the fuck are people buying this shit? I swear to god in 99% of the world this place would go bankrupt.
@PB-N-Jenny
@PB-N-Jenny Год назад
Guest stars include: Bowel Jamboree Gastrointestinal Rave and The entire Walmart Supply of Charmin Ultrasoft Toilet Paper
@EricaHansberry
@EricaHansberry Год назад
The Food industry and the Healthcare industry are partners at this point.
@GinkgoPete
@GinkgoPete Год назад
Nah america is just a shit show
@anthonypineda9373
@anthonypineda9373 Год назад
Just figuring that out huh?
@EricaHansberry
@EricaHansberry Год назад
@@anthonypineda9373 nope, just observing further confirmation thanks
@Cosmicnexus86
@Cosmicnexus86 11 месяцев назад
I have been had that theory for quite some time.😂 Until I found out that this is actually what's going on. Which is why these restaurants keep coming out with these ridiculous ass dishes. I mean, they literally have a whole restaurant name. The heart attack grill. I believe I forget the name but if you weigh over a certain amount, you get the eat for free, like what the hell?😂 And everything on the menu can cause you to have massive strokes or heart attacks 😂
@ov3rkill
@ov3rkill 11 месяцев назад
What about the funeral homes?
@YourCommonSinner
@YourCommonSinner 27 дней назад
We need to pay our pizza guys more. Give them a tip, give them a joint. Pizza makers and delivery drivers keep the world running the way it should.
@daniellebeasley920
@daniellebeasley920 7 дней назад
I was door dashing a while back and a lady tried to give me a dime bag as a tip! Ya know, had she caught me a couple years before that, I would have gladly accepted! 😂
@Scroteydada
@Scroteydada Год назад
Concerned callers asking if everything is okay with the Eldritch pizza is the funniest reason to resign
@RizingZero
@RizingZero Год назад
"He put his two weeks in..." Bro that is still sinking in.
@WavyJayZ
@WavyJayZ 11 месяцев назад
Probably because the staff are a holes.
@thehermitman822
@thehermitman822 26 дней назад
So is the pepperoni 😂
@shaolinqueen3684
@shaolinqueen3684 Год назад
The Cardiologists for that city are going to be busy af with new patients. 😂😂😂😂😂
@lb969
@lb969 Год назад
The Heart Attack is covered in buffalo chicken mac and cheese, smoked bacon, and ranch.
@escapetherace1943
@escapetherace1943 Год назад
I mean if you ate it in several meals you are fine, so long as you aren't re-ordering it 4x a month
@sneakycactus8815
@sneakycactus8815 Год назад
@@escapetherace1943 you would not be fine lmao what. it would still build up in your arteries. not to mention that pizza is insanely high in sodium, so consuming that much sodium over the course of days would have your blood vessels begging for mercy
@escapetherace1943
@escapetherace1943 Год назад
@@sneakycactus8815 drinking water fixes the sodium issue if you are healthy. Also it takes decades of eating bad to "build up in your arteries" lol wtf man. Splurging even on high concentrated fats once in a while isn't gonna kill you.
@civil_leuthie
@civil_leuthie Год назад
@SillyGoose-tz7ns Heart attack is caused by decreased blood flow to the heart. Excess fat, excess sugar, genetic factors, lack of activity, poor sleep habits, etc can all cause arterial damage and excessive clotting leading to the decreased blood flow. Yes, excess simple carbohydrate intake can cause the problems that lead to arterial damage and clotting, but so can excess fat intake. It's not an either or. Stay in a caloric deficit most of the time and you don't really have to worry about it. You can die from something else. Like a car accident.
@StephenHenryIV
@StephenHenryIV 3 дня назад
Eating that pizza is literally a final boss of a dark souls game
@JJ-qo7th
@JJ-qo7th Год назад
This is the kind of pizza you pregame heartburn medication for.
@jennwinn659
@jennwinn659 Год назад
LOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂
@Snakekitty94
@Snakekitty94 Год назад
You need a pre bypass for that
@clothar23
@clothar23 Год назад
​@@Snakekitty94Than a post bypass followed by a heart transplant a week later.
@jojothemoose
@jojothemoose Год назад
you need to buy an extra heart for that 🤣
@dongadson1099
@dongadson1099 Год назад
I just let out an ugly Peter Griffin laugh.
@doceansdeepwoo2532
@doceansdeepwoo2532 Год назад
One of my friends used to go to a place where they had "extra garlic pizza" but discontinued it. He begged the waitress for his extra garlic so she finally brings him a pizza with garlic literally plastered over every square micron of the pizza. He said it was the best pizza EVAR!
@grnpeepers2683
@grnpeepers2683 Год назад
I'd love that too! I order extra garlic on everything Italian. And for Mexican it's extra chopped garlic & lots of cilantro as well. Love it!
@MikeRotch11
@MikeRotch11 Год назад
Congratulations. Your friend is not a vampire.
@Chloe11118
@Chloe11118 Год назад
Sounds delish!
@green7449
@green7449 Год назад
I have a friend like that. His GF does not appreciate it.
@worldtravelingfoody
@worldtravelingfoody Год назад
Hell yea extra garlic is a must.
@BulletPoint76
@BulletPoint76 Год назад
"I said congratulations" This guy really is the fast food connoisseur he even knows how the workers feel.
@Loyd4798
@Loyd4798 11 месяцев назад
Hes worked every job
@wickedweavile4612
@wickedweavile4612 11 месяцев назад
You ever heard of Larry Needlemeyer from TAWOG? He's basically that character, without the existential dread of holding every job in town
@supershot412
@supershot412 11 месяцев назад
1kth like
@Aven359
@Aven359 11 дней назад
This is one of those things that you never knew you wanted but you wanted all of your life.
@ZexalDSJAsh
@ZexalDSJAsh Год назад
Dude literally told you he was quitting right to a potential customer's face. Im ded man.😂
@TrentonCS
@TrentonCS Год назад
Well, he said he did. Assuming this is even a true story
@OriginalKingRichTv
@OriginalKingRichTv Год назад
You aren’t honest? Customers respect you more by being honest and down to earth
@TrentonCS
@TrentonCS Год назад
@@OriginalKingRichTv that is 100% false lol
@OriginalKingRichTv
@OriginalKingRichTv Год назад
@@TrentonCS I’ve worked in sales for over 10 years. 🤷🏾‍♂️ and went to the military. If your gonna say bs atleast have experience or facts to back it up brother
@TrentonCS
@TrentonCS Год назад
@@OriginalKingRichTv military has 0 effect on sales. You are telling me you are going to be able to sell a used product easier by telling the 100% undiluted truth?
@TheRandomGamerBoi
@TheRandomGamerBoi Год назад
“The first bite is heaven the second sends you there”-Uncle Roger
@NVGREIG
@NVGREIG 11 месяцев назад
Uncle Roger putting his leg down 😂😂
@lemmoonns
@lemmoonns 11 месяцев назад
Uncle Roger reference we love to see it
@thecrookedfork
@thecrookedfork 11 месяцев назад
Literally read that aloud with the voice!😂😂😂
@Che1Angelius
@Che1Angelius 11 месяцев назад
fuck, perfection
@sweetbabyrodney
@sweetbabyrodney 11 месяцев назад
Worth it!
@royaldragon543
@royaldragon543 Год назад
Even Jordan couldn't handle this pizza! 😂 Also, "Silicone Swine Fighter" sounds like a wrestler name.
@theslaya1576
@theslaya1576 Год назад
Yeah
@Groovebot3k
@Groovebot3k Год назад
It sounds like a 90s cartoon with a toy line and a video game on the SNES.
@LocalDude7382
@LocalDude7382 Год назад
I don’t know if I could handle it, but no point in not trying to see if I could 🍽️😁
@usedtobeagrape
@usedtobeagrape Год назад
But why is it called silicone? I don't think you're meant to eat computer chips 🥲
@96Assassine
@96Assassine Год назад
@@usedtobeagrape that's silicon, silicone is a polymer made from it. Though maybe he meant silicon and the subtitles changed it. Anyways I'm just as confused by the name as you are.
@AR15_KWEEN
@AR15_KWEEN 10 дней назад
OMG THAT LOOKS SO GOOD 🤤
@fravtheregular
@fravtheregular Год назад
"Extra pepperoni." "But sir, it's already fully covered in peppero-" *"Did i stutter?"*
@trdestruction6678
@trdestruction6678 Год назад
Anybody else about to drool? Heaven knows I could work there without drenching the place. Not while being exposed to that much meaty/salty goodness.😂
@ChanelStuff
@ChanelStuff Месяц назад
I'd sure as heck be trying it... heartburn and all😂 LOVE that Old World pepperoni ❤
@Promisedagreat
@Promisedagreat 10 месяцев назад
“Excuse me why is there pizza in my pepperonis”
@IForgotHowToSpellThe
@IForgotHowToSpellThe 9 месяцев назад
I love pepperoni and I do actually think that it's not enough
@TylerTMG
@TylerTMG 8 месяцев назад
​@@IForgotHowToSpellTheagreed
@darlingoutlook
@darlingoutlook 8 месяцев назад
It's okay you can pick it out 😂
@lunard8690
@lunard8690 7 месяцев назад
So what is the veggie pizza
@terricaarmstrong2014
@terricaarmstrong2014 7 месяцев назад
I am 💀 lol
@stephanien6237
@stephanien6237 Год назад
Now THAT’S what I mean when I ask for extra pepperoni!
@Deserticeninja
@Deserticeninja Год назад
Come to falls church go to baddpizza and get the triple char you'll be good
@pale_saint
@pale_saint Год назад
Yea you order ”extra” and you still can easily count every pepperoni slice, what is that? This pne is the real deal!
@Deserticeninja
@Deserticeninja Год назад
​@@pale_saint At badd pizza you never have to work about that
@paddington1670
@paddington1670 Год назад
this one is too much, but i agree, extra should be noticeably more.
@jadedavis822
@jadedavis822 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@TheGreatDudist
@TheGreatDudist 13 дней назад
I expected a health meter to start filling and ominous epic music to start up while it was being assembled. Damn.
@TheRexOnTube
@TheRexOnTube 7 месяцев назад
"Tony Bolognese how may i help you"💀
@El-Philippe
@El-Philippe 2 месяца назад
AKA, Tony pizza face or just Fat Tone to those that have lived to describe his brown noise.
@DaKingof
@DaKingof Месяц назад
It should have been 'If this is an emergency please call 911 right away...if not we will get you there as soon as possible'
@NoxAtlas
@NoxAtlas Год назад
I can basically hear the customer's heart saying "Either you'll stop or I'll stop!"
@natashabrooks4188
@natashabrooks4188 11 месяцев назад
💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheRandomGamerBoi
@TheRandomGamerBoi 11 месяцев назад
Underrated comment
@shandamitchell5334
@shandamitchell5334 11 месяцев назад
😂 bruh 🤦🏾‍♀️ I ❤ this comment‼️💯🤣
@dhaoracle
@dhaoracle 11 месяцев назад
😅😅😅
@LuciaNkosi-g7g
@LuciaNkosi-g7g 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@itsawesome5219
@itsawesome5219 Год назад
Poor Jordan getting humbled by a "silicone swine fighter"" We're here for u
@Apate-
@Apate- Год назад
"Enter Kevdog."
@noonenoone7820
@noonenoone7820 Год назад
​@@Apate- & Gets HUMBLED the way he deserves.
@frankglynn8209
@frankglynn8209 Год назад
​@@Apate- "So what's the word captain! I think i caught you lackin'!"
@lmdirkdiggler7170
@lmdirkdiggler7170 Год назад
*bing* Silicone Swine Fighter -This Pokémon resembles a middle-aged Jewish man whose boxing friends bullied into having plastic surgery. They are normally found at Kosher Gyms working out to justify their past mistakes. Evolves into Plastic Boar Beater with Candelabra Stone.
@KnightandDay33
@KnightandDay33 10 дней назад
"Is that the name of the pizza?" "It's who we call the man brave enough to make the pizza"
@MolecularKey694
@MolecularKey694 Год назад
This place needs more stores
@Nameonly67
@Nameonly67 Год назад
Absolutely not
@MolecularKey694
@MolecularKey694 Год назад
Y
@YungAlex999
@YungAlex999 Год назад
@@Nameonly67honestly I think it should be more places like this. I love pepperoni. Just do like 1/3 of that amount 😂😂
@NevermoreOG
@NevermoreOG Год назад
I agree
@americasteam2112
@americasteam2112 Год назад
For real. I want to try this pizza.
@gitarooman2995
@gitarooman2995 9 месяцев назад
Those pizzas are something that would start an episode of regular show
@Amita8505
@Amita8505 9 месяцев назад
I can totally see it 😂
@ahmadmneimneh
@ahmadmneimneh 6 месяцев назад
It really looks like that
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 6 месяцев назад
The name sounds like something from regular show
@marcusbruns9729
@marcusbruns9729 4 месяца назад
2 in the AM PM
@abnormalchickennugget
@abnormalchickennugget 4 месяца назад
"Rigby... We have to get that pizza"
@cteal2018
@cteal2018 10 месяцев назад
Customer calls back to complain: "Ummm, I ordered EXTRA pepperoni "
@crazyburkey3677
@crazyburkey3677 7 месяцев назад
🤔🫤
@Randomoverthinker1234
@Randomoverthinker1234 7 месяцев назад
Employee who is there for his last day: … Get out.
@gutzthegamer6848
@gutzthegamer6848 7 месяцев назад
Eight sixed! 😅
@RampageRich
@RampageRich 4 месяца назад
This would be me
@evanbyrain
@evanbyrain 4 месяца назад
​@@RampageRichthat sounds really annoying ngl, extra pepperonis on THAT pizza would be like a gallon more
@whenddidthisallgowrong
@whenddidthisallgowrong 10 дней назад
"Sir, how much pepperoni would you like on your pizza?" "Yes"
@MrDrew1
@MrDrew1 11 месяцев назад
Finally a pizza place that puts enough pepperoni on top.
@beauswatermelonspiceking
@beauswatermelonspiceking 11 месяцев назад
True
@anathematic5083
@anathematic5083 11 месяцев назад
jail
@kontajisify
@kontajisify 11 месяцев назад
​@thing516im going to need double pepperoni 😂
@kontajisify
@kontajisify 11 месяцев назад
@thing516 yes please 😁
@AdamWood
@AdamWood 11 месяцев назад
ENOUGH!
@emilywforreal
@emilywforreal Год назад
"Wait. I worry what you heard me say was 'a lot of pepperoni'. What I said was 'give me all the pepperoni you have'." 😂
@kagani6202
@kagani6202 Год назад
Okay Duke Silver relax.
@johnathanlong264
@johnathanlong264 Год назад
I think you mean Ron Swanson
@thomasbullins
@thomasbullins 2 месяца назад
​​@@johnathanlong264 he had an alternate personality named Duke Silver that played jazz -- He was April's mom's favorite musician
@johnathanlong264
@johnathanlong264 2 месяца назад
@@thomasbullins yeah I know lol
@chicken
@chicken 7 месяцев назад
"Too much pepperoni" is a phrase I never thought I'd say. But here we are.
@L4T3_
@L4T3_ 4 месяца назад
Chicken at it again, this time with less likes
@OmniAndAgender
@OmniAndAgender 4 месяца назад
Chicken at it again, commenting on every short they see.
@LeonPluuuz
@LeonPluuuz 4 месяца назад
only 33 likes and 2 comments?
@SCREAMINMYEAR123
@SCREAMINMYEAR123 4 месяца назад
@@LeonPluuuzbro fell off 😓
@Foetuslee337
@Foetuslee337 4 месяца назад
Heresy, no such thing as too much pepperoni, even if was just the pepperoni, I could really go for a massive bowl of pepperoni right now.
@mamabudgieclipper2735
@mamabudgieclipper2735 7 дней назад
"Congratulations" now I'd like 5 of those before your vacation
@TGC1954UNITY
@TGC1954UNITY Год назад
Bro got humbled by pepperoni with a side of pizza
@Wulk
@Wulk Год назад
Its in days like this that I'm grateful for having a strong stomach
@dashzag
@dashzag Год назад
Darling, for this one you're gonna need a strong heart
@Immortalfloridianmapping
@Immortalfloridianmapping Год назад
Nah he’s gonna need a strong whole body + a god complex to eat this
@Immortalfloridianmapping
@Immortalfloridianmapping Год назад
(Or she or they)
@lights_utopia1130
@lights_utopia1130 Год назад
@@ImmortalfloridianmappingI ate it and couldnt leave the toilet a hour after eating it. it goes right through you.
@Immortalfloridianmapping
@Immortalfloridianmapping Год назад
@@lights_utopia1130 I feel obligated to ask this is your ass okay
@gigantimaxchad3762
@gigantimaxchad3762 Год назад
My brain sees it as a snack but my stomach sees it as a god level threat
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Год назад
same mindset right here.
@HeartEllis
@HeartEllis 15 дней назад
There's only one God
@EzahninFierceMBT
@EzahninFierceMBT 24 дня назад
I'm so in... I would totally take his spot for work... will serve that all day!
@anthonybernardiscottodiluz1796
@anthonybernardiscottodiluz1796 10 месяцев назад
“Get so close right now” I’m fucking dead 😂
@RassionellMaddman
@RassionellMaddman 9 месяцев назад
kinky
@dirtydoji
@dirtydoji 9 месяцев назад
Same 😂
@SammiTheSweetheart327
@SammiTheSweetheart327 6 месяцев назад
OMG saaaame 😭😭😭😭😅
@exverance
@exverance Год назад
“the first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there”
@GenXsinglefree
@GenXsinglefree Год назад
My thoughts exactly!😂
@harv1251
@harv1251 Год назад
Honestly kinda want to go out like that....seems like the next best thing after death by snu-snu.
@bluebooksky1
@bluebooksky1 Год назад
😂
@victoriagrayson5082
@victoriagrayson5082 Год назад
*“The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there.”
@creativestudio101
@creativestudio101 Год назад
The third one blocks your intestine so can't go poop
@Imadeaplaylistforthat
@Imadeaplaylistforthat Год назад
When I say "extra pepperoni please" THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. pizza places take notes!
@freda2758
@freda2758 Год назад
Talking to you, Domino's!
@trusttheprocess5618
@trusttheprocess5618 Год назад
Those measly 10 extra slices ain’t gonna cut it champ 🤣 I need the whole damn roll
@flash980
@flash980 Год назад
I think you people wanna not live😂😂
@rubydearest
@rubydearest Год назад
​@@trusttheprocess5618you know whats up!! LMAO
@AKPC-0331
@AKPC-0331 Год назад
​@@flash980i will die in euphoria.
@thegrayone5666
@thegrayone5666 2 дня назад
Does that box say still hungry...? This is the "Hey its me! Goku!" Of food.
@deeclark9880
@deeclark9880 Год назад
Jordon never fails to find food spots that no one else could. And be either wowed or just traumatized.
@livenandlove1980
@livenandlove1980 Год назад
Or both
@stant7122
@stant7122 Год назад
This is from a RU-vid channel called devour power. They film and eat a lot of ridiculous food in Brooklyn
@robertkcisaw7528
@robertkcisaw7528 Год назад
This is a well known pizza, pizza place
@niyaranerhe5849
@niyaranerhe5849 10 месяцев назад
"I then said congratulations, and got off the phone..." 😂😂😂
@Kingbimmy
@Kingbimmy Год назад
“Get so close right now” with the exact same tone of “be so serious right now” fucking killed me
@Lukw42
@Lukw42 13 дней назад
My heartburn got 1000 times worse after watching this. 😂
@T4inT3dVal
@T4inT3dVal Год назад
Bro really said, "Can I get some pizza with that pepperoni" 💀💀
@razeridk1755
@razeridk1755 Год назад
You mean "a pepperoni with a side of pizza"?
@yeahmans
@yeahmans Год назад
a pepperoni? there was like 964 pepperonis what r u on @@razeridk1755
@jeremiahmendoza471
@jeremiahmendoza471 Год назад
"excuse me sir there's pizza in my pepperoni"
@michaelburns2003
@michaelburns2003 Год назад
“ EXCUSE ME, but I ordered my pepperoni without the toppings. Can you explain to me WHY your brain is the size of a walnut & how this affects your memory? I ORDERED PEPPERONI WITHOUT THE PIZZA TOPING!?”-a 45 year old karen
@TheRandomGamerBoi
@TheRandomGamerBoi 11 месяцев назад
Fr
@genghisdingus
@genghisdingus 11 месяцев назад
The only pizza where you're still chewing BEFORE you take your first bite.
@audleynewell138
@audleynewell138 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 this comment has me dying more than the second bite of this pizza
@MJ-00001
@MJ-00001 10 месяцев назад
LMAOOOOO
@wonderlandious
@wonderlandious 10 месяцев назад
The more pepperoni they added, the more I felt my heart go up in flames 😀
@splendidsimp
@splendidsimp 10 месяцев назад
Im too young to get heart burn yet and even I felt like it was gonna explode just from looking at it
@arianamarkus5041
@arianamarkus5041 8 месяцев назад
​@@splendidsimp Not sure of your age and you don't need to tell me, but I've had to take acid reducers since middle school. It can start pretty early unfortunately :') Luckily even with me being diagnosed with GERD at a fairly young age, I don't have esophagitis, so I guess that's good 🤷‍♀️😂
@splendidsimp
@splendidsimp 8 месяцев назад
@@arianamarkus5041 damn man thats fucking rough, im 20 so i still got a few years before i start getting heartburn but hopefully by then ive fully learned how to be healthy to circumvent it
@arianamarkus5041
@arianamarkus5041 8 месяцев назад
@@splendidsimp You might never get heartburn, and I sincerely hope you don't, especially not as a daily issue. Some people are more prone to heartburn and I unfortunately seem to be one of them. There are days where I don't have to deal with it even if I ate something I probably shouldn't have. There are also days where I don't eat anything that should cause heartburn and yet I have a flare-up. It's mostly manageable, but not as exact a science as one might think.
@ziggybarone3168
@ziggybarone3168 7 месяцев назад
Forget the heartburn, you have any idea what this can do to the gallbladder? Poor thing's working overtime and a half to make sure you digest a slice of that. It's gonna spasm or stone up real quick.
@Dani.335
@Dani.335 8 дней назад
-"Yes sir, how can I help you?" - "my pizza doesn't have enough pepperoni" - "say no more"
@SekadaJones
@SekadaJones Год назад
The honesty and sincereity in this man's voice has been and always will be why I am subscribed, love your content ❤
@dixienevermore6870
@dixienevermore6870 9 месяцев назад
"Hello. I like to order one death pizza" "That'll be $35" 😂😂
@toxicdemon1315
@toxicdemon1315 3 месяца назад
"Remember, eat it right, ORYOUDIE"
@sentineltaco6578
@sentineltaco6578 3 месяца назад
Your eyes are pleased, your brain is pleased, your stomach is on the deathbed.
@JosephMartin-xw3wh
@JosephMartin-xw3wh 21 день назад
So true!
@felixfischer312
@felixfischer312 21 день назад
I so much want to try one 😂❤
@dacookiemasta
@dacookiemasta 17 дней назад
sure its not your heart on the deathbed?
@lucasasselmeier7825
@lucasasselmeier7825 17 дней назад
Nothing in me was pleased by this 😅
@Aleksandr_Skrjabin
@Aleksandr_Skrjabin 12 дней назад
Sometimes I think about moving to America purely for the food and to be the first to get new things, including food updates.
@silverhawk8699
@silverhawk8699 11 месяцев назад
They did it, they outpizza'd the Hut. My stomach saw this and said "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!"
@louisquartersson4555
@louisquartersson4555 10 месяцев назад
id rather die
@louisquartersson4555
@louisquartersson4555 10 месяцев назад
mainly because I can't eat sausages anyways or I'll die
@louisquartersson4555
@louisquartersson4555 10 месяцев назад
I won't die from a bite but that looks like right about 16 pounds of pepperoni
@WhatReally980
@WhatReally980 10 месяцев назад
You take them off the top, freeze them, then commence to making your own pizzas. A lot of pizzas.
@carriecreative6555
@carriecreative6555 10 месяцев назад
This! 😂
@Manu-rp7v
@Manu-rp7v Год назад
😂😂"I called the store, I called the store I had to figure out what was going on "😂😂😂 Heck I would too, all them pepperonies!!!!!!
@lynnb6264
@lynnb6264 22 дня назад
"ok thats good...okay..!...Thats, thats good, THATS ENOUGH SLICES!!"
@amom2go101
@amom2go101 Год назад
Jordan has just gotten better and his delivery system is hysterical
@Rob-tx3jl
@Rob-tx3jl Год назад
Not really he’s full of the same BS he’s always been full of. Remember this guy has worked at almost every single major fast food chain during Covid…
@Emmaem111
@Emmaem111 Год назад
@@Rob-tx3jl It’s “not really” for _you,_ but he’s gotten better for the majority of us, so it’s less like what you said and more like you’re just kinda missing out on the fun rn
@Kirbyterasu
@Kirbyterasu Год назад
May that brother find peace and a good new job but I'mma need that pizza fr
@NautHere
@NautHere Год назад
That Za looks amazing don't it? I want one too >.>
@KClems-nq6xn
@KClems-nq6xn Год назад
FAAAAAAACTS!!!
@thedialougeman
@thedialougeman 4 месяца назад
“Excuse me sir, would you like a side of cheese, bread and sauce with your pepperoni?” 😂😂😂
@aliwantizu
@aliwantizu 28 дней назад
lulz fr
@mursuhillo242
@mursuhillo242 23 дня назад
The sausage or the capsicum?
@Shredder4
@Shredder4 21 день назад
Dad joke hard L
@dasinmason5489
@dasinmason5489 8 дней назад
That looks so good
@Treytty5000
@Treytty5000 4 месяца назад
The Silocone Swine Fighter...? "That sounds terrifying" -Markiplier
@mattx7657
@mattx7657 Месяц назад
What was this video about?
@Treytty5000
@Treytty5000 Месяц назад
@@mattx7657 Flashlights Worlds brightest flashlights (If that's what you mean, idk)
@fu8713
@fu8713 28 дней назад
Treytty5000 Don’t believe that shiit lol
@Darkrai612
@Darkrai612 Год назад
"Oh my stomach's bubbling, Lord have Mercy"😂😂
@cisconficisconfi679
@cisconficisconfi679 Год назад
Nathaniel? It don't go down easy if it ain't cheesy!!!
@MeonLights
@MeonLights Год назад
Godspeed to that employee, may you work in a less traumatizing place soon.
@Duciousness
@Duciousness Год назад
Lol. That's why the immigrants are taking these jobs because making money and keeping busy is "annoying". The problem with this generation (and my generation, the Millenials) is we worship money and lust after fame. They think that money = happiness. They think that rich people have no problems. When jobs become scarce then they'll be fighting for these jobs and will work for less. That's why Capitalism is the only system that's worked. It keeps the busy, busy and the lazy in check.
@ChillinWithBrody
@ChillinWithBrody 27 дней назад
I was waiting for David Blaine to make that pizza disappear. 😂😂
@justintime3142
@justintime3142 2 месяца назад
My acid reflux could never 😂
@bobbyjoe3.148
@bobbyjoe3.148 15 дней назад
Just looking at that much pepperoni gave me heart burn
@peterdefrankrijker
@peterdefrankrijker 10 месяцев назад
France: flavour Italy: ingredients Japan: freshness USA: more
@tranquility1967
@tranquility1967 8 месяцев назад
Underrated comment
@Mike_Dubo
@Mike_Dubo 8 месяцев назад
Kylo Ren: "MORE!"
@JenniferWike
@JenniferWike 8 месяцев назад
So accurate 😭
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 4 месяца назад
Hey, quantity is a quality all it's own
@peterdefrankrijker
@peterdefrankrijker 4 месяца назад
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 And according to the Americans, the best one!
@AmirKheradmand-cj2fc
@AmirKheradmand-cj2fc 3 месяца назад
Every time he says get closer. I actually bring my phone closer to my face.😂😂
@TheFeather13
@TheFeather13 3 месяца назад
I find myself doing the same. Annoying!
@lindadiaz-naut73
@lindadiaz-naut73 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@raggdollsmythe2763
@raggdollsmythe2763 2 месяца назад
I do not. But ngl, this time I did.
@actualturtle2421
@actualturtle2421 Месяц назад
It's one of the best hooks I've ever seen. Instantly has you locked in.
@willc3697
@willc3697 14 дней назад
Frankly, the pizza itself looked pretty good, the ginormous pile of pepperoni and whatever-that-yellow-stuff-is on top of it is what kills the entire mood.
@fungifactory8925
@fungifactory8925 Год назад
Theres a bbq place near me that has a secret menu. You literally just have to hear about a specific item to ask for theres no list or anything anywhere. But theyve got this burger called a sloppy mustache, and its a double patty with pulled pork, bacon, brisket, tons of cheese, a lil bit of all of their kinds of bbq sauce, and a jalapeno to top it all off. Its fucking awesome. I usually get 2 full meals out of the thing and its only like $13 after tax so its pretty sweet.
@Dosbomber
@Dosbomber Год назад
Man, that sounds amazing. Does it come with fries, too?
@falseprophet1415
@falseprophet1415 Год назад
Sloppy Mustache, thanks!
@DarkX64
@DarkX64 Год назад
That name is based af lmao I wanna order it for the name alone
@end-er_1023
@end-er_1023 Год назад
Where is it?
@fungifactory8925
@fungifactory8925 Год назад
@@end-er_1023 place called colt grill. There's a few of them sprinkled around northern arizona.
@AngelaBaylis
@AngelaBaylis Год назад
You have the most soothing and calming voice I’ve ever heard.
@Katy_Bug89
@Katy_Bug89 Год назад
I love it so much how he says in every single video, "Get so close right now." It literally makes me smile every time.
@joel.ha.
@joel.ha. Год назад
I hate that I'm like this, but I back up every time he says it and then scowl. And yet I keep coming back to the next video for more
@Katy_Bug89
@Katy_Bug89 Год назад
@joel.ha. I did that at first, too. I guess we are both gluttons for punishment lol.
@ForlornAgain
@ForlornAgain Год назад
I think it's creepy 😅
@DreadedSamurai98
@DreadedSamurai98 Год назад
Ayo come closer to my channel 😮❤
@DeadDogInc
@DeadDogInc Год назад
But he literally doesn't say it in every single video 😅
@Tasty-the-money
@Tasty-the-money 9 дней назад
Jordan just empowered unemployment...over the phone of course.😆🤭
@NotTheOnlyMattAround
@NotTheOnlyMattAround Год назад
That's not The Silicone Swine Fighter. That's the Explosive Porcelain Bowl Destroyer.
@michaelconyer2106
@michaelconyer2106 11 месяцев назад
😂 I think he means the Sicilian swine fighter
@libbylandscape3560
@libbylandscape3560 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@SNoWY_DAYZZ
@SNoWY_DAYZZ 11 месяцев назад
Lmfao this was so unexpected and off the wall I literally spit grape juice all over my brand new white Calvin klien shirt 😭
@mrswiggles4790
@mrswiggles4790 11 месяцев назад
Still chuckling…the imagery😂😂😂
@Diana_Fire
@Diana_Fire Год назад
Meanwhile some college guy is attempting to eat one of these pizzas by himself right now. He's getting the meat sweats and feels like an elephant is standing on his chest.
@alexandriamcgaughey4068
@alexandriamcgaughey4068 Год назад
This is definitely happening after a college party 😂
@lumberjackofalltrades
@lumberjackofalltrades Год назад
Mad respect to that man for actually working out his two weeks. If you're gonna walk out, do it. But if you say two weeks, work it.
@namehere4954
@namehere4954 Год назад
I am shocked by the number of people who don't put in notice. 5 people left my company since August and literally not one gave notice. Why burn bridges if you don't need to?
@lumberjackofalltrades
@lumberjackofalltrades Год назад
@@namehere4954 one of 2 reasons. They either actually hate the company but didn't admit it to themselves until the last second, or they don't know how to have a civil confrontation without yelling
@whodatboiwhodisis7076
@whodatboiwhodisis7076 Год назад
Or the company is shit and wouldn't give a two week notice to fire someone, so why give a two week notice when leaving?
@lumberjackofalltrades
@lumberjackofalltrades Год назад
@@whodatboiwhodisis7076 that too
@namehere4954
@namehere4954 Год назад
@@whodatboiwhodisis7076 another company can ask if you're "rehirable", often not giving 2 weeks makes you not rehirable. This then opens the door for a potential new employer to think any number of things including that you were terminated. So unless you plan on leaving that job off your resume entirely, best to play the game even if they're shit. My job is shit now but I'll still give 2 weeks because my professionalism isn't contingent on their asshattery.
@MzBillyBee
@MzBillyBee 22 дня назад
I love your videos, and personality, you always have me cracking up. I can watch your videos all day long. And not to mentioned how handsome you are. 😍 ☺😉😉
@maxxam012
@maxxam012 4 месяца назад
The fact that Jordan _started_ with "Come here," _after a beat of silence,_ says a lot by itself.
@abdullahfehratbegovic2623
@abdullahfehratbegovic2623 3 месяца назад
i know right no prelude or nothing just a ptsd flashback lmao
@PaigeDWinter
@PaigeDWinter Год назад
That pizza made my heart, arteries, and ancestors cry.
@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601
One from joy, another from pain and and the others from fear
@PaigeDWinter
@PaigeDWinter Год назад
@@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601 all pain. Pain and anguish, with a sprinkle of insult. 🤣
@ObiWanStromboli
@ObiWanStromboli Год назад
“Congratulations. I’ll take two.”
@DreadedSamurai98
@DreadedSamurai98 Год назад
Bro that's $70 😮
@Kanamo4781
@Kanamo4781 Год назад
@@DreadedSamurai98 and it's like less than 1 cent per pepperonis so i call that a good deal
@kylerscraziness1673
@kylerscraziness1673 13 дней назад
SWINE FIGHTER vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, then topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked ‘roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade ‘roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that...well we invented it so now ya did!
@ares3914
@ares3914 Год назад
This is better than any commercial they can put out!
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
That's why he gets paid to do this. You know it's true. Still like his content tho
@failtolawl
@failtolawl Год назад
He gets money from this...
@Burntcone
@Burntcone Год назад
Never knew heartburn was hereditary until after I ate one of these pizzas, and my baby came out popping tums like they were skittles.
@alexandriamcgaughey4068
@alexandriamcgaughey4068 Год назад
Ahhh throwing back handfuls of skittles was a childhood memory I forgot I had 😂
@miyraolney1325
@miyraolney1325 Год назад
Finally a pizza with enough pepperoni! I had to pause it and gaze in adoration
@MommaBear0914
@MommaBear0914 Год назад
mee too 😊
@DatRitzBoi
@DatRitzBoi Год назад
You should see what else they do to that thing!
@Breaking.bad.online
@Breaking.bad.online Год назад
Nah double it and give it to me
@HariSeldon913
@HariSeldon913 Год назад
Except that the pizza was already in the box. I want the pepperoni cooked into the cheese, not sitting loosely on top.
@basilmcmillen9912
@basilmcmillen9912 14 дней назад
I got heart burn watching that looks so good
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