I Hate Your Robot Ideas 

Dann didnt expect you here

AYO bro I love all your speedruns

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Hi Dan :))

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King of the Trap that is fucking genius

and make the toast stay on the same place lol

You are a fucking genius

nah a toaster that tazes Toast when it's done

Ar3 you Einstein?

llol

The chair shoul punt you onto the desk. It would stimulate how everyone felt every day while sitting at their desk at my first office internship anyway

Ok but that could legit cause serious damage, I feel like getting teased in the face would be bad

@@margodphdwho hurt you

That is a very hostile work environment and a great idea

instead of the pistons being on the first 2 front legs of the chair, it should be on the back legs that will put you on the desk

bro you big brain good comment totally very the like broooo

Lmao

@@moomooold bruh the right !11 need dopamine to maintain function,,.. insert random unoriginal comment epic style hur,,,,, cringe

Nah, he's playing in survival like all of us he just knows how all of the redstone works

that's called a roommate

yeah xD

Gustav Miedema NO YOU IDIOT!! ARE

@@neppynepne what

@@neppynepne what

BRuH

He will go to it after this video but with a lot of numbers after the volts

Make a robot we’re you are accurate and fast when shooting a pistol

Yeah just strap a gun to it that points directly at your skull and whenever you sit down a servo pulls the trigger

@@That_templar_den that's called proper training

@@DinoLoverGaming well some person jitters like a scared mouse

now THAT is a good comment

Codyga madedowin heavenda haha funny

and then locks the door behind them

he oes his creations in the garage

Mercury omg.....

Build a fan that blow wind continually on people !

That actually evil

A fan that tracks pieces of paper on desks and only blows wind at those

Interesting

Ahhhh yes that’s me

lol yes thats funny

wait I actually like this idea

That would be an incredible prank.

Rob Bork This is big brain

Imagine this idea at Ikea

Imagine if he made it wireless too so that the chair didn’t even look that suspicious.

damn

Pretty much

فتاه - cutekey I like your profile pic g

Looking at your profile picture, I can see you’re a man in waifu culture.

His human test subjects

that's called a hand holding a knife

@@DinoLoverGaming I meant it would do it for you so you can do something else and save a little bit of time

Just put some toast on your windshield wipers. Problem solved

@@dr.unventor holy crap, that's almost genius. You would need to find a way around the "butter on/in the car" problem though.

lol

Oh hell yes

Yass

That's a weird way to spell Michael Reeves

We dont need 3 robots in the otv house

It’s perfect

This is content good sir

Why is this an actual good one

Would this comment be included?

I want to give that man money.

this is actully great

Completely

Yall nasty masochists

I agree

@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 ahh yes senpai, i live for this.

@@bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 its my dream to get tazed by michael

Make a robot that breaks something on you desk every 10 seconds

unisinko your serious aren’t you

@@cAt156 that's just a cat

@@madisonkoslowski1330 for a sec, I was like, "NOOOOOooo tha'z a *R A C C O O N ! !* but yeah, cats can be jerks.

ey 8 want that

exactly I just started walking him and now I have subscribed

Omg so totes! Like yeah

I started today and love him

Same i love people who verbally abuse me

That's literally me right now

That is the evilest thing I could imagine

I mean, that would work. If there wasn't huge pistons and electronics on it. Btw, this is a joke. I feel like I have to say that, or else I will get cyberbullied. Btw that was also a joke. Sort of.

thats evil but I love that

You think like Michael and that scares me.

@@rhyhornracer158 your full of rainbows and gumdrops if thats the scariest thing u can imagine

He is all three.

He is the 4th Drug addict

Yes!

He was the kid Who builted robots to kill his fucking classmates

@@David_Frisk Ah, yes Builted.

And put it in Lily's room

build a clearasil robot

This is actually kind of fucked up but I'm living for it.

Am I the only one who wouldn’t be scared I want to test these.

I want a microwave that screams at the user when it's finished cooking 😂

Would you?

He doesn't trust us, either

@@1drewlol well yes I wouldnt trust him

@@xmatitm1210 actually they do trust him alot. They all put his tazer tag vests on. Those could potentially be very dangerous, but they trust in his ability to build it safely.

I know for a damn fact I wouldn't😂

I love it dude

I second this

YES

Michael out here making IED pressure plates.

That's just Michael

“I will ban you faster than my parents dropped me as a child do you f understand”

This is the kind of idea that he would shit on into the fucking ground and then reluctantly build it

Oh shit, didnt realize our Dark Lord himself was in the comment section.

Jonah B this is good

Calm down satan.

just drill in a wood block where it closes stupid

Where else do you store a Michael?... I keep mine in the garage too. Just feed and water it.

Hes only tazed people on multiple occassions mainly for his own entertainment lol!

@@matoro85 its like they put his stuff down push it with a stick and slowly back away going "calm down." While he pulls out a tazer

@@matoro85 And we actually Loved it (°∀°)b

@@matoro85 facts

This is fantastic

Wow, an actually good idea. I don’t think it would make a good video though.

@@callmeqt1269 Maybe so, but I still think it would be hilarious to get peoples reactions to this type of concept.

Bro watch the intro

Ok that's actually good ngl

Micheals like a made scientist and everyone else just deals with it

PTSD

To be fair, he does taze them alot

Best job that exists: Mr Beast's Friend Worst job that exists: Michael's Friend

Because Mad Scientist with no common sense and sympathy for tazing people.

seansora He’s 21

Ya

Or harry potter

@@davethecornmerchant905 Harry Potter hitting puberty late.

seansora or both

Vmpere he’s challenged by fed but yeah

i had no idea that there were houses full of asian gamer girls.

incrediblysour fed challenge😂😂

Lilly and Yvonnie are the only Asian women in that house

Id smash Scarra

that's a fact

Oh you watch this too?

aahh yes stalker san konichiwa

Shit

Michael Reeves is the Filipino Phineas

Holy shit I can finally live life as a sims character

Us this world be awsome

Check out corridor crew to see that already has happened

say no more

we heard you like dissociating so we made this. now you can dissociate while you dissociate.

He ducking better

I like this idea. It is a good idea. Smart idea.

+++++++

TheIronAntelope he isn’t fucking iron man🤣🤣🤣

Yes.

Lorenzo Borri nice I guess

mc stout A new fun and exciting way to poop....maybe

Better Call Saul did it already to some extent ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-83KLxQ1jjdg.html

Put up a totally not suspicious green screen on the door so when they exit, a souvenir photo will be taken immediately after hearing a familiar taser sound

I went at a beer place a few years ago, where when you flushed you could hear "haaallelujaah"

Actually good tho

I think he already did something like that

Okay that’s actually pretty good

I can't make eye contact with anyone anyways

Ah yes the perfect idea _blinding people for making eye contact_ Edit: this idea was actually made by Michael April 7 2017 titled “the robot that shines a laser in your eye” it’s actually his oldest video

*Ludwig would like to buy your idea*

"your not actually that short" *extends* i know

“ my daughters life was cut short” *ASCENDS* “*im sorry*”

Don't Speak holy shit I want to see that

Yess

Something actually productive😂

Or, a chair with a gyroscope designed so you fall no matter what.

Isn't the end result kind of boring....

I would love to see this as a reality TV show

Am I the only one who thinks he's a bit more aggressive then he used to be. Just a little?

@AFP he's to much of a simp to do that

No that isn’t funny

I think he loves our ideas still, why else would he build them uwu

Where did you get that idea?

Not sure I'm buying it, we should send more ideas

Partyc4ke no ur crazy

Are you sure? I think he appreciates them a lot, thinks we're very smart and wants us to send him more.

I know right!

This guy's too smart to be a sociopath

That's literally the most common way to make a pressure plate.

That is legit something you would read in a history book or something

@@nealbagai5388 bro imagine fiddling with a small pack of mints and realising that you can make a button out of it

As they should

Future serial killer or next Joker. He's gonna be building SAW contraptions and death mazes, I swear. LOL. It's gonna turn out that every missing girl in his city are all in his underground bunker full of doomsday traps, hahaha. By the way I feel so bad for him to have that much acne. That's like a medical condition amount of acne. I hope he can get treatment and avoid scarring... Then again, the scars will just improve his serial killer face. >:D

I read a comment sayng he's two societies away to become the joker.

Tf u mean low key scared of him. We literally drove him this far lol

He's literally the crazy scientist of OfflineTV

Joker (2019)

How can he descend if he’s already hit rock bottom

mp030 *dig further*

@@Marco_the_Ginger Hand him a rock drill and watch.

Haha

This better get a lot of likes

Simbaloney no

It should like start ticking when you start interacting with it to add to the anxiety

@@dooblemontgomery3744 or violently vibrating, making loud noises

Schitt Playte lmaoooo

Anxiobot

It should have tasers somewhere safe just so it can randomly activate them for the noise

He's only 9 yet lol

Pitaya4 he’s only 9 yet?

@@guccilix7101 yes

Wait how old is he?😂

@@teabean1348 an age

why does this sound like something Technoblade would say

It's good

Bold of you to assume he wasn't already doing that before he ran out of ideas...

All Hail Merciless Sun God destroyer of Phebb

The chair is decoy for when you fall back into the bed that is electrified.

@@stillblazinkush thats when the top of the electrified table goes in.... put it behimd the chair and when someone sits the chair will make you fall on it

It would be funnier if it would moam whenever the door is closed

@@mario-ue9xi or when the walk through it

Even better if it randomly done it when someone walks through the door. Could even do a small raspberry pi and stick it to random door frames.

Lol I’m fukkin stupid I thought I was the 420th like but nah

Simple, just don't oil the door hinges and wait a few decades.

i endorse this fully.

@@poopfartlmao2986 I also endorse this fully

Too close to Racist Elmo for him to do it

Yeeeeeees

not gonna lie pretty juicy :l

You mean disguisedtoast !

@@oreki4185 i ment all of offlinetv members

It already exists, it’s name is Micheal

Procrastination Machine that is very true... nice

@@greenygruettgaming2577 then my comment wins. I got my robot made. Ty Micheal

Nah, they get shredded so that they can piece 'em together off-screen to make a better idea

nah

Nonsense ! He is trying to make a gestalt of all our ideas

That’s pretty far fetched

naw

I was losing it xd

lol

angy

No brah he shakes in angry giga crackhead chad

Smart alarm though it wakes you by gently tapping you rather than making a loud beeeping sound

Also his pimples

@@Altevari we don't talk about those

Yesn't

And he still somehow gets sponsored...It's a win-win scenario

@@TnvTablet Why they're all over his face.

Elon Musk is the Elon Musk of bad ideas

f

@@colemanflaherty5839 so I guess flamethrowers, SpaceX and Tesla are bad ideas

@Pest Touché then

I mean, considering they've been tazed multiple times, can you really blame them?

@@TrevorSmithy Michael: *They called me a madman.*

To be fair who would

They finally realized they're living with an actual mad scientist.

How do they sleep at night?

Totally

She already is

I kinda ship them... a lot

@@Cheezymuffin. Don't

@@theclockwork6598 no he got a point its obv true