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I Have A Small What!? | Bill Engvall 

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Bill learns that he has an odd medical condition that may or may not be hereditary. He's definitely in pain and possibly even crying but so are we...because of how funny this story is!
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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@LoneWolf1493
@LoneWolf1493 4 года назад
“Bill, I have NEVER had this happen in my medical career...” “Oh, please don’t tell me you lost your wedding ring up there” 🤣
@nickdejager8873
@nickdejager8873 3 года назад
Better the wedding ring than the cellular phone.
@sharkdentures3247
@sharkdentures3247 3 года назад
“Bill, I have NEVER had this happen in my medical career...” . . . . ."There are FIVE things you never want to hear, as a man!"
@susanroberts1343
@susanroberts1343 3 года назад
@@nickdejager8873 Love it!
@sburris65
@sburris65 5 лет назад
You are killing me Bill. I'm laying here next to my sleeping hubby and I'm trying to laugh into a pillow without suffocating!!
@barrydlewis7768
@barrydlewis7768 2 года назад
Funny. True
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 2 года назад
Stifling it somehow makes everything so much funnier!
@tyirvin9038
@tyirvin9038 5 лет назад
"Not to be to graphic, i have a thread hangin out of my weener!" Prettu graphic but i died laughing 😂
@oldiesgeek454
@oldiesgeek454 5 лет назад
I prefer the term Pee Pee... But that's just me.
@slytherinqueen6149
@slytherinqueen6149 5 лет назад
Well now he knows what its like to have a tampon in. Lol
@BackstreetsAngel7
@BackstreetsAngel7 5 лет назад
Omg I was laughing so hard I saw tears!!!
@amandawyllis9826
@amandawyllis9826 5 лет назад
Welcome to life with a tampon LOL 😂 🤣
@ozzieray
@ozzieray 4 года назад
It hurts me just listening
@RA-uj3nm
@RA-uj3nm 5 лет назад
Hilarious!..... without cussing....true talent!
@jacobw8948
@jacobw8948 3 года назад
There's something about a 58 year old man saying "wiener" that just made me lose it and laugh so hard I cried 😂
@alejandrolegra4543
@alejandrolegra4543 5 лет назад
I didn't know it was possible to cringe so hard and laugh at the same time!!
@marycampbell8855
@marycampbell8855 4 года назад
Perfectly said!
@The-Assassin-From-Hell
@The-Assassin-From-Hell Год назад
well honey im doin' that right now!
@ThatGingerGuy51
@ThatGingerGuy51 4 года назад
Bill is like a fine wine, gets better with age!
@leviclark3822
@leviclark3822 5 лет назад
I don't about y'all, but I am ready for another BLUE COLLAR TOUR!!! I LOVE THESE GUYS...Bill Engvall can do 3hrs without a single cuss word and be just as funny as an Eddie Murphy
@ladym2398
@ladym2398 5 лет назад
Me too. Way overdue. He's hilarious!
@yrusonoz5574
@yrusonoz5574 5 лет назад
Exactly 😎
@quacklovesparanormal2041
@quacklovesparanormal2041 5 лет назад
Seen them all live, except for Jeff.
@bettycogswell9851
@bettycogswell9851 5 лет назад
That's because he is a true comedian.....Think back to the 60's, 70's or even 50's. People didn't need to be foul and were the funniest...
@gsdfan8455
@gsdfan8455 5 лет назад
Mike Quackenbush the only one I didn’t see was Larry
@mr.radical2899
@mr.radical2899 5 лет назад
He'd make a great Hank Hill. Already got the narrow urethra.
@StreetRide845
@StreetRide845 5 лет назад
Only a man with a narrow urete would say that
@danigrl86
@danigrl86 5 лет назад
Yeass!
@wyndiahighwind7477
@wyndiahighwind7477 5 лет назад
Don't insult Mr. Engvall like that.
@collinscody57
@collinscody57 5 лет назад
But he has two kids
@AnitaChapmanDeeta
@AnitaChapmanDeeta 4 года назад
Mr. RADICAL exactly my first thought, too.
@redtedgamer8692
@redtedgamer8692 4 года назад
I have laughed so hard at his jokes. The best comedian I have ever listened to
@Shakespearelover1717
@Shakespearelover1717 10 месяцев назад
How I miss the Blue Collar Comedy Tour!! I was lucky enough to catch a show in Knoxville, Tennessee years ago, and it was absolutely awesome!! These guys are all great and Bill’s timing is genius!!!
@stevewisniewski5860
@stevewisniewski5860 3 года назад
I’m almost speechless to say beyond hilarious and I feel, no pun intended for you. My father is a marine at 84 and would just say if you had to deal with it and he never finished a statement. I left his house almost crying
@billyk...
@billyk... 5 лет назад
Everything he said is spot on. Kidney Stones are torture. I'd rather be waterboarded instead of another kidney stone.
@logancurry3835
@logancurry3835 3 года назад
agreed.
@ef7558
@ef7558 2 года назад
I’d rather be sentenced to a Turkish prison than have another kidney stone!
@adamheddins7743
@adamheddins7743 Год назад
Yes sir I just had mine had four of them they had to bust up had the same procedure as bill had
@lindaelia2616
@lindaelia2616 4 года назад
He knows how to tell a funny story..even without explaining everything!
@satolbert
@satolbert Год назад
I am a urology nurse practitioner. I tell every one of my patients to come here and watch this video and the stent pull video after we pull their stent in the office…almost like required watching!
@donarthiazi2443
@donarthiazi2443 Год назад
Seriously? You mean he wasn't just kidding about that?
@Nunya58294
@Nunya58294 2 месяца назад
No you're not 😂👎
@knxcholx
@knxcholx 4 года назад
2:51 “He said "you'll be sedated" and I said "yes! I will!"” 😂 4:35 “it's like going to a restaurant and going "yeah I'll have the steak and lobster" And they go "Welp there's the kitchen 👉🏻, go cook it"” 🤣
@DerilVStubenrod
@DerilVStubenrod 5 лет назад
Bill Engvall is comedic genius. An entire comedy show and not a single cuss word.
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 года назад
Well, great comedians do not need faul language. For example you have another of my favorite comedians: SINBAD.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5pLzfYVrboM.html
@kwayne8205
@kwayne8205 4 года назад
He hasnt had a cuss word in any of his stand-up even 20 years ago he didn't cuss
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 года назад
@@kwayne8205 he doesn't need to use faul language. His stories are so real that everyone can relate to them and laugh. I was in rehab after my brain tumor was removed so I can relate to was he was telling about rehab centers and hospitals. Which at least in Los Angeles they treat you great with great service and even vegetarian food (I have been vegetarian since 1994).
@AndrewSmoot
@AndrewSmoot 4 года назад
Google's mishandling of the closed captions changes that; but, that's not Bill's fault.
@Cystus
@Cystus 4 года назад
I guess you missed the Dont judge others part of bible..
@jackcasey7037
@jackcasey7037 2 года назад
“I don’t even sew!” DEAD. LOL
@bobwinters6459
@bobwinters6459 5 лет назад
I'm sitting here crying from laughing so hard! He's so damn funny!
@nancyneville8700
@nancyneville8700 4 года назад
He is,along with Ron White...
@jonfromstearns
@jonfromstearns 4 года назад
“I have a thread....hangin’ outta my wiener!” OMG!! I have never laughed so hard!!
@saragrant9749
@saragrant9749 4 месяца назад
The image of him attempting to pee with the thread hanging out is just too much 😂😂 his wife definitely had a mess to clean up!
@RobinPratt-sm2hn
@RobinPratt-sm2hn 2 месяца назад
Ditto
@mrscoffeebeanqueen
@mrscoffeebeanqueen 5 лет назад
Bill becomes more and more like Hank Hill everyday.
@peykanred1129
@peykanred1129 4 года назад
Oh man he's the best storyteller ever.
@robertdawson9114
@robertdawson9114 5 лет назад
When he said there are four things in life I was laughing so hard I was crying.👍😁😎
@windmagelita
@windmagelita 4 года назад
He will always be my favorite comedian
@jamesedwards2237
@jamesedwards2237 Год назад
Just saw his Retirement Tour show at Talking Stick Resort in Scottsdale Arizona Sunday night. May God bless him. He is an amazingly funny man!!
@jameswarren423
@jameswarren423 2 года назад
It’s all so true and also funny what an incredible comedian absolutely love him him and the blue color comedy club need to get back together and get on the road!🤣🤣🤣🤩
@Michellethompson5231
@Michellethompson5231 5 лет назад
Bill Envgvall is a comedic genius!!
@rachelmathes93
@rachelmathes93 5 лет назад
Bill, I’ve had two kidney stones and a baby all natural, and I rather be in labor!!!
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 5 лет назад
You and me both.
@SamiLo2
@SamiLo2 5 лет назад
Yep! I had a kidney stone, and I’ve been thru 43 hours of back labor. I’d take the labor again over the kidney stone.
@wysestone
@wysestone 5 лет назад
Most women I know what have had both say the same thing. I wouldn't wish my first kidney stone on my worst enemy.
@Wastelander1972
@Wastelander1972 4 года назад
Yeah. Women would definitely prefer labor to kidney stones.
@reginafallangie2867
@reginafallangie2867 4 года назад
Rachel Mathes, agreed sister!
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 года назад
1:15 my son who is 11 now had a mole on his forehead removed when he was 18 months old. He was so sedated that he started to tell all the nurses "I love you". The nurses were almost in tears to see this cute kid telling them "I love you".
@Whatthefk189
@Whatthefk189 3 года назад
When I had my teeth pulled at 16-17. I was on the loopy drugs and I told everyone I loved them. I told one nurse she deserved better. And I begged my mom for a chocolate milkshake.
@JasonL77
@JasonL77 3 года назад
“Well, Bill, you have a small urethra.” *Hank Hill has entered the chat*
@scottyj6226
@scottyj6226 3 года назад
C-3-H-8 WHO DO WE APRECIATE? PROPANE PROPANE PROOOOOOPANE
@ronfullerton3162
@ronfullerton3162 5 месяцев назад
"When you are down on the farm, and you want to stay warm, Propane"!
@shannentoole2417
@shannentoole2417 5 лет назад
Hi Bill, I just want to say thank you for putting this on RU-vid. My dad has recently gone through the same pain and this helped him out and gave him a good laugh. I was wondering whether you could put the whole video up, including the part about your wife helping you remove the stent. I’d love to show that to dad. Take care and hope to see you in Australia some time 😊👍🏻
@kennethschultz4910
@kennethschultz4910 4 года назад
I've had kidney stones and they hurt like hell. My Dr. even told me he's had pregnant women say that giving birth wasn't as painful.
@marydee658
@marydee658 5 лет назад
We all ❤️ you Bill! I need a knee replacement myself and I am trying to put it off as long as possible! I’m sorry to hear about all that happened to you, but I’m so glad you are feeling better and that you can make jokes about us and make us all 😂! You are such a gem! God Bless You!
@brokenmedic9133
@brokenmedic9133 5 лет назад
Lmmfao!!! "I don't even sew!" 😂😂😂😂
@oldiesgeek454
@oldiesgeek454 5 лет назад
If I was the Doctor, I would've replied: "Well now's your chance to learn". 😊
@stevenpope1462
@stevenpope1462 5 лет назад
Bill, MORE please. Thank you, Sir!
@duenge
@duenge 5 лет назад
I can relate.....When the Urologist pulled my stent, I thought he somehow was pulling my spinal cord out of my pee pee...
@jillanderson2596
@jillanderson2596 5 лет назад
And you are awake when they pull it out LOL!!!! My cousin has had one, my Dad had to have them every 6 weeks (bad prostate surgery, he had colon cancer....they think that had something to do with it) and then Dad had a “pee bag” as he called it. And we could SEE the stones!!!!!!! Personally, I just pass them. They figure I have them like Dad. LOL well, I know what they look like!!!!! I feel bad for guys!!!! I had a child almost 10lbs, 26”, shoulders wider then his head, NO epidural-I can handle little stones 😉 at least that’s the joke in the family LOL but I feel really bad for guys!!!!!
@Jordan-pd8ir
@Jordan-pd8ir 4 года назад
@@jillanderson2596 Men and women have the same size urethras. Kidney stones come out of urethras, children come out of vaginas.
@Crg_eli
@Crg_eli 4 года назад
duenge was it painful? because when he said he had to pull it out, I Damn near fainted, and felt so much pain I’m not even kidding!!
@missyb2366
@missyb2366 5 лет назад
ROFL Bill, you are a master at making real life hilarious!!!
@wesleymartensson7287
@wesleymartensson7287 3 года назад
Hi dear 👋
@givehimtheglory7
@givehimtheglory7 5 лет назад
This is the funniest story Bill Engvall has ever told hands down!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bettycogswell9851
@bettycogswell9851 5 лет назад
I loved the one where the doc gave him medical marijuana too....Hysterical...
@givehimtheglory7
@givehimtheglory7 5 лет назад
@@bettycogswell9851 yeah!! That was hilarious too!!
@DivergentDroid
@DivergentDroid 5 лет назад
I rather kinda liked his two part Marijuana story bit better but you have to see them both for 14 minutes of Awesome.
@givehimtheglory7
@givehimtheglory7 5 лет назад
@@DivergentDroid That's for sure! 😂
@gravypatron
@gravypatron 5 лет назад
Omfg... "Don't tell me you lost your wedding ring up there" I laughed so hard I woke everyone up in my building. Bahahahaha! Tears!
@CryssyJ
@CryssyJ 5 лет назад
My mother said she would take childbirth over a kidney stone any day! Then again she had a high pain tolerance and labor didn't bother her much. lol.
@TheGhostofMrArthurs
@TheGhostofMrArthurs 5 лет назад
my wife said the same thing. Our first child ripped her to where the asshole and vagina was basically one giant gash, and this was 20 years ago. She had a kidney stone about 3 years ago and her exact words to this day are "I will fight any of these dumb bitches that thing childbirth is the most painful thing a woman can go through"
@annacribbs4142
@annacribbs4142 5 лет назад
My mema had told my daddy she rather have a BBY go through labor than to have a kidney stone. I've a multi gall stones at one time. So many till after they took my gall bladder out I had to be transferred to get the rest. I never wished that on no one....
@reginafallangie2867
@reginafallangie2867 4 года назад
Anna Cribbs, I’ve had gallstones (gallbladder ultimately removed), kidney stones, & child birth. The kidney stones were the worst.
@carltona6429
@carltona6429 5 лет назад
Lol omg I'm dying here.. you are hilarious
@Tyrunner0097
@Tyrunner0097 4 года назад
A lot of comments from women on here that pretty much say the same thing: "I've had a kidney stone and I've given birth...I'd rather go through 5 more childbirths than go through another kidney stone."
@susanlbk
@susanlbk 4 года назад
Um,I've had 5 kids and kidney stones . I'd rather have the stones, lol...
@kingdomcome180
@kingdomcome180 4 года назад
Susan you sound like the kinda mother that even her own children wish the same thing as you. They would rather be your kidney stones than call you mom
@BethCampbell-b9c
@BethCampbell-b9c 3 года назад
Exactly!! I’ve had both, and delivering a child was much easier than passing my stone!!
@jackson5781
@jackson5781 9 месяцев назад
Kidney stones I've had too, how I beat them is through apple cider vinegar and water, and I refused to take any pain meds or a needle cause my friend told me when he took the needle it affected his sex life. I said screw that!!
@jessicakane8399
@jessicakane8399 8 месяцев назад
That's mostly because this thing called adrenaline exists. It does make a difference.
@YourTattooedRebelGirl
@YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 лет назад
They have to do the rest of the I have A Small What??? story Part 2. I know what happens and it's pretty damn funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@David_H__
@David_H__ 5 лет назад
Been a while since I heard it, but yes, we need part 2!
@oldiesgeek454
@oldiesgeek454 5 лет назад
Does he use the term Pee Pee? I just love that word! 😊
@BackstreetsAngel7
@BackstreetsAngel7 5 лет назад
Pleaseeee!!!!!!
@YourTattooedRebelGirl
@YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 лет назад
All I have to say is poor Gail lmao!!!! 😁🤣
@YourTattooedRebelGirl
@YourTattooedRebelGirl 5 лет назад
@@oldiesgeek454 Nope he said weener
@dianekirse2122
@dianekirse2122 4 года назад
I’ve been a nurse for 41 years and I’m telling you I’m not pulling my own stint out.
@p.c.windhamparanormalroman4339
@p.c.windhamparanormalroman4339 3 года назад
I just went through the entire kidney stone ordeal myself. Bill is extremely accurate about it. The worst pain I have ever endured was when the stent was removed.
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Год назад
They don't give you anything for that? What's the point of all these pain drugs when they won't let you use them! LOL
@Callylily7
@Callylily7 Год назад
@@mattm7798 I'm a woman and well know about that string. 😂. I waited until they blasted the stone and didn't have to remove it. At first, the doc said I could pull it out. Hell no.
@TEXSFRONTPORCH
@TEXSFRONTPORCH 5 лет назад
You're the best out there. I hope you'll be entertaining us for many years to come.
@HarborHon1
@HarborHon1 5 лет назад
Bless your heart, Bill; know exactly what you mean. Had the same experience you had. Small urethra and 8mm kidney stone, but my doc took the stent out. That wasn't fun either.
@billchambersmarquez2768
@billchambersmarquez2768 3 года назад
No kidding! Bill
@pnut3844able
@pnut3844able 2 года назад
I was asleep when they put the stent in. Not when they pulled out. Jesus christ.
@LordZoth6292
@LordZoth6292 4 года назад
I'm crying laughing and having a slight panic attack all at the same time thinking about this procedure.
@mynightmareunfolded2534
@mynightmareunfolded2534 5 лет назад
Oh my god no never want a kidney stone. I'm so sorry you went through this
@oldiesgeek454
@oldiesgeek454 5 лет назад
I had Gallstones about 10 years ago. They're no day at the park either.
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 5 лет назад
If the toilet bowl resonates pings when you pee....you might have kidney stones. Learnt that the hard way.
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 5 лет назад
@Andy Helms Damn right Andy....flavoured colored mineral water sent me to ER.
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 5 лет назад
@Andy Helms Prob my fault too, I was a gym jock and perhaps overdid the protein thingy...The worst part Andy....every heartbeat = extreme kidney pain and akin to the Hulk squeezing your balls.....It just doesn't let up without meds.
@tracieandthecrazyturtle477
@tracieandthecrazyturtle477 5 лет назад
You what at least after child birth you get a baby. After passing a kidney stone all you get is your Dr telling you the worst night mare ever ... Now sence you had kidney stones you can get them again. What the hell Dr !!
@cam_DA_Hawkdriver
@cam_DA_Hawkdriver 5 лет назад
In my best Hank Hill, “Bobby, that’s called a narra urethra, not small urethra”.
@bobhorne5406
@bobhorne5406 5 лет назад
Being paralyzed, I have to see the urologist every year and I was able to laugh even harder.No pun intended. Bill is hysterical!
@68jjm
@68jjm 4 года назад
bill engvall one of the best
@dinosaurcomplaints2359
@dinosaurcomplaints2359 5 лет назад
I go to a urologist every year for 17 yrs to have stents changed. I was awake once. Underline, exclamation point!!! You give me darn good drugs and wake me when it's done. Thanks, I laughed my whatchamacallits off!
@crazykev6491
@crazykev6491 4 года назад
Can’t wait to see him February 8th In Charles Town, WV. Got my tickets 🎫
@r.mcbride2837
@r.mcbride2837 5 лет назад
Omg... been there, done that, etc. Something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
@AC-gb7do
@AC-gb7do 5 лет назад
I empathize with Bill so much, I’ve had those issues several times..
@margaretdonelli7412
@margaretdonelli7412 5 лет назад
Thanks so much man... you made me laugh my ass off...😂 but there definitely needs to be a part 2... pretty please? Lol 😂
@wesleymartensson7287
@wesleymartensson7287 3 года назад
Hello 👋 Dear.
@Nivasi
@Nivasi 5 лет назад
The comedians out of Texas are ALWAY hilarious! - Bless your .. heart )LOL(
@oldiesgeek454
@oldiesgeek454 5 лет назад
Oh yeah, Texas got some funny Sumbitches I'll tell ya! 😊
@WilliamFHenry
@WilliamFHenry 5 лет назад
If you only would have had a fish hook! Oh, the money you'd save on... that other rod!
@markgriffin2728
@markgriffin2728 5 лет назад
Maybe the nurse was talking worse case scenario pain childbirth. Women who have experienced both kidney stones and childbirth say passing a stone is worse than childbirth. After all, the body is not designed to pass kidney stones, but it is made to birth a baby.
@seecanon5840
@seecanon5840 4 года назад
Mark Griffin .............the body passes or expels anything that it perceives as dangerous or useless. I had a kidney stone that was minuscule but the pain was worse than child birth.
@joywebster2678
@joywebster2678 Год назад
The Nurses mean the intensity of the pain is similar to contraction pain. Both involve smooth muscles in addition to the internal organs contracting. But when a man is laying there yelling he doesn't want the details of anatomy! Kidney stones hurt sooo much because all your back and abdominal muscles join in the spamming contractions of your ureter trying to pass "a basketball through a straw". All that contacting makes it harder to pass it. I have birthed 7 stones in my life, and in w023 I know three are laying quietly in my kidney waiting to attack! I've also been a Nurse for over 40yrs, and thought initially people were overracting to stones, till I had my first one!
@JediPhoenix1976
@JediPhoenix1976 Год назад
He's not kidding about the dilaudid; about 4 years ago I was in the ER with a case of shingles and the pain was unlike anything I'd experienced. The doctor put the needle in the IV, injected the meds, and by the time she pulled the needle out, I was STONED. 🤪
@dianewillson3261
@dianewillson3261 4 года назад
Wonderful comedian Thank you 4 the smiles
@RightToSelfDefense
@RightToSelfDefense 5 лет назад
That hurts just thinking about it.
@johnnyllooddte3415
@johnnyllooddte3415 4 года назад
this happenned to me when i was 17... 30 years ago...no one has ever talked about these things.. not in my whole life...thanks so much... my story is about 10x times worse...maybe 10x times funnier if you were telling it...bless you..a 1000 nurses and doctors would come in my room in the middle of the night to show the others.. i was in a rodeo horse accident and could hardly move...i just pulled the sheets over my head and cried...thanks so much for taking the pains away from others
@johnnyllooddte3415
@johnnyllooddte3415 4 года назад
ive had kidney stones too..that was even worse pain..than the rodeo accident
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 4 года назад
“I don’t even sew” ahahahah
@dianedodds2764
@dianedodds2764 4 года назад
I will never eat while I'm watching u again I was laughing so hard I started choking on my toast I thought I was gonna see the light. U r sooo funny it feels so good to laugh
@loriraye9449
@loriraye9449 3 года назад
Love Bill he's my favorite
@jackmaehoph4822
@jackmaehoph4822 4 года назад
0:31 I love how Bill relates his personal problems in ways that just about any audience member can relate to.. I HATE when little girls rip holes in my bed sheets...
@rosscockburn2269
@rosscockburn2269 4 года назад
And all the doctors ever say is “you might experience slight discomfort”.
@billchambersmarquez2768
@billchambersmarquez2768 3 года назад
Yeah right!been there when they say that you know all Hell's gonna break loose! I've had 49 kidney stones! Bill
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 3 года назад
HAH! Any time a doctor says that you’re going to be experiencing “discomfort,” you can count on whatever it is you’re going to be feeling to be the equivalent of passing 50 pounds of rusty fish hooks using an enema made from battery acid and ghost chili hot sauce!
@trhenryvlogs9638
@trhenryvlogs9638 5 лет назад
Keep em coming bill! Much love from Houston, TX man.
@bettycogswell9851
@bettycogswell9851 Год назад
He is sooooo funny. Love him.
@Linda-ro4qz
@Linda-ro4qz 4 года назад
Bill, you still got it. In fact, you're better now an I didn't think you could get more funky. Hv a blessed week🌷😂
@Christknight1991
@Christknight1991 3 года назад
My dad got a kidney stone in the middle of ordering a coffee at Starbucks.. he ran to the bathroom and he cried his eyes out
@ericmathis7740
@ericmathis7740 3 года назад
I passed a stone at work and they heard me yelling at the other end of the building 😭😭
@ModestReviews
@ModestReviews 3 года назад
Amazing comedian!!
@havefaith4358
@havefaith4358 4 года назад
I love him and his demeanor. I miss his tv show.
@erdolfin
@erdolfin 2 месяца назад
So funny that I had tears running down my legs.
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 Год назад
3:08 Missed opportunity Bill: "There's 5 things in life a man never wants to hear." 😂
@miltonroberts7948
@miltonroberts7948 5 лет назад
This sounds EXACTLY like what happened to me..several days in hospital until urethra stopped bleeding They did not use a laser, they put me out, into a water bath and sound waves to crush the stone.
@idiotsdoesthings5737
@idiotsdoesthings5737 2 года назад
One of my favorite moments was seeing Bill, Jeff, and Larry together. There was another guy, but forgot who it was. It was the guy that replaced Ron.
@mattplyler12
@mattplyler12 4 года назад
Bill is great. He’s funny, and he’s CLEAN. I didn’t hear a cuss word every other word, did you? I didn’t hear any. Good, clean comedy.
@czechmate6916
@czechmate6916 Год назад
I had this very same conversation with my urologist. Talk about déjà vu. Lmfao 🤣
@bobbymariani2839
@bobbymariani2839 5 лет назад
I got dilated when I was hospitalized for gastroenteritis, and whoa I know what he means😂🤣😂
@allenmckinney9533
@allenmckinney9533 5 лет назад
I'm sure there was a few tampon jokes after that happened.
@khfan4life365
@khfan4life365 2 года назад
When I had kidney stones, it was the worst pain. It was a pain that was both curious and exquisite, because how could something so small cause that much pain? The stone itself was 5mm. It felt like someone stabbed me with a knife and dragged it down my left flank. When it finally passed (after 6 weeks of agony), I felt bliss.
@lindawalston5550
@lindawalston5550 3 года назад
Hope Riley you are SOOOOOO right!!🤣🤣🤣
@benkenobisgirl
@benkenobisgirl 5 лет назад
How can *anyone* vote this down? Bill Engvall is amazing! I remember him on Stand Up Spotlight and A Couple of Jokers. When he performed in Blue Collar, I had to look down and make myself breathe!!
@dsl32
@dsl32 3 года назад
This was Bill’s best special ever
@JasonL77
@JasonL77 4 года назад
So Bill Engvall is essentially Hank Hill.
@bamojaff9221
@bamojaff9221 Год назад
By far the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
@thatonefellar4624
@thatonefellar4624 5 лет назад
I always had a feelin Bill and Hank Hill were related
@wingmanalive
@wingmanalive 4 года назад
Love this guy!
@russellcroghan8956
@russellcroghan8956 Месяц назад
Just brilliant 👏
@ww-ti6js
@ww-ti6js 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 omg he is hilarious! The weed bit is so so so good
@andrewthielmann5342
@andrewthielmann5342 2 года назад
Having just had a Kidney Stone and Stent, I needed this.
@shawntel602
@shawntel602 5 лет назад
Thank you. I laughed so hard 😂😂
@askadvice
@askadvice 3 года назад
You're one of the best & a favorite of mine😊
@babygoose8716
@babygoose8716 3 года назад
I would definitely choose childbirth over a kidney stone. I didn’t feel a thing when I gave birth to my one and only child almost 9 years ago lol.
@ernestwegner4960
@ernestwegner4960 3 года назад
Always outstanding, always!!!!
@matthewj.senecal3374
@matthewj.senecal3374 5 лет назад
Thanks again for all the laughs
@rickgleed311
@rickgleed311 Год назад
Trust me when I say some circumstances cause that list to grow quickly!
@Lonelywolf3688
@Lonelywolf3688 3 года назад
I have felt the agonizing pain of a raging infection from gall bladder stones, one that almost killed me. I never cry and the pain of it brought me to tears. I don’t even want to imagine what a kidney stone or giving birth feels like.
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