Bill, I had the pleasure of taking ACLS from your Dad as a third-year medical student at S&W. He was a great instructor and hilarious, I was in no way surprised that his son was a comedian. I think we still have the stork drawing he did for mothers who delivered at S&W. I hope he is still doing well, and I am sure he is proud of you.
Aw heck I've known guys like Bill. You think this is a well developed act, but seriously like half the guys I've known from my hometown are just the same. I can't ever hang out with them them without laughing my a** off.
My Grandmother, bless her heart, was such a wonderful woman. She was so friendly. I once had a conversation with her over the phone, it was a like a 7 minute talk. Everything seemed normal. we're having a nice chat. We go to end the conversation so we're saying our goodbyes and whatnots and I say "I love you". She randomly gets sorta quiet and then finally says "I was going to ask earlier... but who is this?" That angel of a woman literally had a complete conversation for close to ten minutes with someone she didn't know and even waited until the very end to ask. She talked with me like she knew me my whole life. I had no clue she didn't know. It was just that natural of a conversation. Half the time I can't even tell a waiter what I want to eat without feeling out of place and she didn't even bat an eye at the thought she was on the phone with a possible stranger. R.I.P. Gammy Liz
Oh when my mom called my dad/sister and then I started talking she couldn’t tell the difference between my sister and I since we sounded the exact same on the phone. Well to her we did.
NPC1862862152-2 the problem with the world today... is the kardishians or whatever their stupid fucking name is, has millions of followers and this guy has 50,000.
Bill Envill is so funny. I remember long time ago telling Jokes on TV when I was a younging. Made me laugh so hard tears in my eyes. Really good comedian. Thank you Bill for all the laughs in my life.
My mother often used to answer the phone in a deadpan voice and say, "city morgue." Or the longer version, "City morgue: you stab them, we slab them." She was visiting her mother in the hospital when the phone in the room rang. My poor grandfather when he heard "city morgue". It took Mom a bit to calm him down and realize it was just his exhausted daughter.
I was around 14 when the phone rang at home. I grabbed it since my mom was busy, "Kelly's Pool Room, Kelly ain't here.." Guy on the other end got the giggles so bad I couldn't understand him. I handed the phone to my mom.. It was the State Police calling about some charity event. 😁 Apparently he kept giggling thru the whole call. 😂😂
Telemarketer calls are especially fun to mess with.. I pretend they called a radio station request line and they're on the air. Fastest CLICK you've ever heard. 😂😂
Had a scammer call me yesterday, claiming he's from my insurance company. Obvious Indian accent is a big red flag. (Apologies to all Indians with legit jobs.) I had FUN with him. "Is this (FN, LN)?" No. [Gave him a fake LN.] "What kind of car do you have? Ford, Toyota, Nissan, or Chevy?" Yes. "Ok, Chevy. Impala? Coronado?" Yup. (There were a few more exchanges like this where he'd give me a multiple choice question and I gave him a very vague non-answer. Age, rent/own home, etc.) There were a couple times he had to read some long whatever to me. I made him repeat it three times. Finally he asks "Ok, so you live in [state I live in]?" Nope, I live in [other state]. He transfers me to some lady who supposedly represents a completely different insurance company. "How can I help you?" Well, Jeffrey who supposedly works for [my insurance company] transferred me here. I don't know why. "Do you live in [other state]?" Nope, I live in [third state]. Got transferred again. Call dropped after less than a minute, so fun ended. Shoutout to James Veitch for being the king of spam-handling. But damn, Bill Engvall can troll! His own parents! That's ballsy.
Played this in the car for my husband over Bluetooth on the way to my mother-in-law's. Had my three year old with us. Bill got to the end of his delivery, "Go to HELL!" and my son burst out, "No, go to Grandma's!" My husband and I guffawed for three minutes straight...and then the kid started telling us "Stop laughing! It's not funny!" 🤣
I about died. Apparently they had meals on wheels meal for lunch that day. They said they were late not that they didnt come !! This guy is so funny been watching him for years and it never gets old. This is a true Icon in the comedy community right there. Absolutely legend!!!
My daughter met Bills dad and he was talking about his kids. He was talking about his son (Bill) and he isn't too impressed he's a comedian. He said, "I have a son but he's a comedian..." and he made a face like he wasn't exactly thrilled with Bill and his career choice. It was kinda funny.
The real truth right there. You get something amazing in front of me and my stomach, you can sell me that bridge you got. I suspect most Women figure that one out pretty quick which would explain a lot...
"911. What's your emergency?" "WELL WE'RE ABOUT TO DAMN STARVE TO DEATH! THAT'S WHAT THE DAMN EMERGENCY IS!!!" "Ma'am Is there anyone dead there??" "THERE'S GONNA BE TWO DEAD PEOPLE IF WE DON'T GET OUR SANDWICHES REAL QUICK!!" I swear I almost spat out my drink when I first saw that part!! Lmao
Thanks Bill. I'm from Austin. I'll be 70 on the fourth. Georgetown is not a small town any more. When I was growing up It still wasn't that small. I guess you are comparing it to L.A. Keep up your great comedy.
First ACLS class I took, lead instructor was an anesthesiologist Dr. Engvall. He talked about his son who was working to become a comedian. Yes it turned out to be his father.
When he said " Way out in the sticks " I thought for sure he was talking about St.Regis, Montana. The family trees are two branches with three leaves. Their idea of family reunion is a party of five. It takes some residents three days to fully eat a ear of corn.
My ex boyfriend once took me and a friend of his to a really old cemetary after midnight. We took my van so there was room for all 3 of us. We wandered around there for a while, back in the trees with just flashlights for light. The ex's friend was already jittery & nervous judt being there. When we had to walk back to the van, I freaked them both out by pretending to have a conversation with a ghost. They ran like the hounds of hell were after them! Both were panicking because I'd locked the van and they couldn't get in. 😂😂 It took me halfway home to convince them it was a joke. 😄😂😄😂😄😂👻👻
Funny story, gotta try that one myself. It's just that when I started reading your story, by the time I got to the READ MORE icon I was so excited I expected a completely different ending to your tale.
"yeah! Yeah that makes sense" I swear his reaction to having to hear his educated father say that is priceless 🤣. I've had a few people I've done that to where I would make something up entirely, thinking "they're not going to fall for this" only to realize, that they fucking bought it like discount fish.
My dad used to answer the phone before they had caller ID, so he had no clue how was on the other end. this is what he would say( Beck's Barn, head Jackass speaking.)
Hello Missy How are you. I hope you've had a good day today. Am a fan of Bill. I saw you here and I am hoping we can get to know each other better and be friends let's see how it goes from here.
4:44 "Yeah. Yeah that makes sense" He HAD to have been on to you!!! He may have been a small town country boy. But as you yourself said, Bill, he ain't dumb! There's no damn way he couldn't have suspected you! 😂😂😂
Excuse me sir, were clearing out our books for the end of the year and we had to send out emergency vehicles once 15 years ago to your parents house. There's going to be a fine. Sounds reasonable.
Thats okay. I knew someone who had a child adopted at age 2. 4 years later they FINALLY got sent the post adoption agreement papers. The child was 6. ...The child was adopted through foster care. It took them /4/ years to be like "oh shit we were supposed to mail this to the birth mother"
I miss his “I’m stupid” routine. They were mostly late 80s early 90s but everyone could relate to them. My favorite two in that bit were... (to the best of my recollection they went like this) I locked my keys in the car so I took the clothes hanger I was using for an antenna and put through the little slit and started trying to unlock the door. Almost as soon as I started a guy walked up and asked “lock your keys in the car?” And my first thought was “nope, I just washed it and now I’m hanging it out to dry.” My tire went flat the other day so I pulled off the road and opened the trunk and got the spare & the jack. As I’m jacking up my car a man walked up and said “tire go flat?” and I wanted to say “nope, I was driving along and the other three just swelled up on me”
0:20 0:32-0:39 0:40-0:45 1:04-1:25 2:00-2:10 2:17-2:20 2:24-2:35 2:42-2:58 3:05-3:17 3:35-3:45 4:19-4:39 5:40-5:45 6:30-6:31 is my favorite part of the video
