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Just cause Bill's knee replacement was over doesn't mean that was the end of the funny....oh no, it was only the beginning! The noises and pains are too much to bear as Bill explains the hilarity that ensued following the operation.
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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@justbrowsing8482
@justbrowsing8482 3 года назад
“Well boys, I hurt mine doing the Cha Cha”…made me laugh my arse off!! Hilariously brilliant! 😂😂😂
@christys8445
@christys8445 4 года назад
Bill Engvall is the best storyteller EVER !!! 😂
@iceheart974
@iceheart974 6 месяцев назад
Of all time.
@davidblanchard9506
@davidblanchard9506 Год назад
Bill I'm healing up from tougne cancer. So I sit home and watch your videos over and over. Makes me feel better. Thanks for helping me. Big fan!
@juanpotgieter8406
@juanpotgieter8406 4 месяца назад
I’m currently recovering from getting a brain shunt implant done and I have been going through sharp abdominal pains watching this but I really feel connected with what Bill went through.
@RandyCozad
@RandyCozad 3 месяца назад
Went through tongue cancer for the second time in seven years hope you’re getting better. It’s been a journey but I’m still here. Laughter helps tremendously.❤
@carlakenyon6073
@carlakenyon6073 3 месяца назад
Humour is great for recovery! Wrote a paper on it in University
@TomTom-ku6qi
@TomTom-ku6qi 3 месяца назад
I pray fast and total healing of your tongue cancer in YAHUSHA’S! AlleluYAH ! AlleluYAHUAH ! AlleluYAHUSHA ! Hebrews 4;16 Psalms chapter 3 Shalom🕊️
@betsyburns1825
@betsyburns1825 2 месяца назад
My nephew had tongue cancer. His turned out good. I'm sorry you have to go thru it all. Keep Gid with and you will be alright. Plus, laughter is the best medicine they say. I agree. It's made my day.
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS 2 года назад
"And she stands there." It's not a circus without an audience.
@ImperialCoffee769
@ImperialCoffee769 4 года назад
Bill's jokes is the types of humor that is doesn't need to have cuss words in it to make it funny
@jasoncoultas1940
@jasoncoultas1940 2 года назад
Most definitely! We need more like him!
@ImperialCoffee769
@ImperialCoffee769 2 года назад
@@jasoncoultas1940 I agree
@chrisautrey5051
@chrisautrey5051 2 года назад
Try watching drybar comedy. All clean jokes.
@ImperialCoffee769
@ImperialCoffee769 2 года назад
@@chrisautrey5051 I been listening to that for awhile, it has some great people on there
@thejoshsings894
@thejoshsings894 2 года назад
@@ImperialCoffee769 That’s why they have those poles in hospital and nursing home bathrooms in case you fall out of the shower 🧼 or off of the toilet 🚽.
@garymcaleer6112
@garymcaleer6112 2 года назад
Life stories with self-deprecating humor are the best.
@michaeldelia9048
@michaeldelia9048 4 года назад
He needs to be on TV again, with another show. He's soooo good. Who doesn't live Bill
@matthewclark6239
@matthewclark6239 2 года назад
I don't live Bill.
@barrydlewis7768
@barrydlewis7768 2 года назад
Maybe love. Fat thumbs?
@SirPaladin
@SirPaladin 2 года назад
nah; he's retired now. He earned it.
@laurabragg8421
@laurabragg8421 Год назад
He's retired from stand-up 😭
@waltersteinmetz6915
@waltersteinmetz6915 Год назад
😮❤❤❤❤
@socalwilliams80
@socalwilliams80 5 месяцев назад
Bill understands that life is funny. He reminds us all to remember that.
@donnalevinne5112
@donnalevinne5112 3 года назад
I love it! As a caregiver, I couldn't stop laughing!
@jeffc5474
@jeffc5474 11 месяцев назад
Be sure to share this with colleagues!
@AppalachianRocks
@AppalachianRocks 8 месяцев назад
She probably worked up a lot of courage to say "woah."
@karenlauer8890
@karenlauer8890 2 года назад
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. So funny!!!!
@HereIsRick
@HereIsRick 4 года назад
He is so good. I love seeing a clean comedian.
@christianplummer7249
@christianplummer7249 3 года назад
Wrong bit to use the word clean
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 года назад
If you love clean comedy I recommend Dry Bar (Jeff Allen and Dennis Gaxiola).
@tylerrousey525
@tylerrousey525 3 года назад
Definitely not a clean bit. He is talking about drug use too.
@jamespfitz
@jamespfitz 3 года назад
He's LITERALLY talking shit.
@AlyssMa7rin
@AlyssMa7rin 2 года назад
@@christianplummer7249 The 'clean' is in reference to the lack of profanity.
@brentshipman5909
@brentshipman5909 4 года назад
“Good brand; smooth ride”. That punchline had me dying.
@chriscross2001
@chriscross2001 4 года назад
I love you. The only thing that can make us smile since we lost our little girl is Bill. Thank you for being funny
@roserenee9805
@roserenee9805 4 года назад
I'm so sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers 💜
@chriscross2001
@chriscross2001 4 года назад
@@roserenee9805 Thank you - she was our only
@roserenee9805
@roserenee9805 4 года назад
@@chriscross2001 Oh no, I can only imagine your pain...but if it helps, at least she isn't suffering and if you're religious then you may have comfort knowing she is cared for and is watching over your family 💜
@chriscross2001
@chriscross2001 4 года назад
@@roserenee9805 We are Christian - Amy was an awesome person. 16 years old and full of love and kindness - she never said a bad thing to anyone or of anything. She was so sweet. She's in heaven and she's healed now. She ran and played before the disease hit her - she's running and playing again. Her story is on Amazon - Something's the Matter With Amy free to download on the amazon kindle app. She had a disease so rare that it's almost never seen in children. Thanks for letting me tell you about her. Yes, she's in heaven but still, I want her back. I miss her so much. She was my best friend and my child - she was just a child.
@billadams3861
@billadams3861 4 года назад
Having a kid like my Dixie & Jim just sucks !!! You don’t get used to it you just live. I wish I could do something, but there is nothing
@pamhoward5102
@pamhoward5102 2 года назад
Bill is very funny. He doesn't use nasty language. I rather heard his stories. You don't need use bad language in every sentence.
@charmaineellithorp5587
@charmaineellithorp5587 Год назад
😂😂😂😂I am a RN and way to go Christy!! So many of us do not have that humor and are still amazing at our calling in life!!!!!
@u4riahsc
@u4riahsc 2 года назад
When I had a surgery scheduled, I ate only prunes up until the time I had to stop eating. It worked, I didn’t get clogged up.
@thomasselbe2892
@thomasselbe2892 3 года назад
Bill Engvall will always be #1 in my book! His jokes are just the relief I need after a tough day.
@keithchilstrom2077
@keithchilstrom2077 4 года назад
I've been a fan for years and yes I love the fact you don't have to use volgar laguage to make us laugh. Keep up the good laugh for many more years for us. Thanks Bill.
@robertphillips4773
@robertphillips4773 2 года назад
Gotta love Bill, because he keeps his routine (tries) to keep it clean.
@skisrw
@skisrw 3 года назад
Omg! It’s official after a bad day I need to watch him for 10 mins. I’m dying like tears are streaming from my eyes.
@johnstonstone2728
@johnstonstone2728 4 года назад
Bill Engval is a true talent. Funniest comedian I’ve listened to. Stomach usually hurts from laughing so hard.
@lynda6585
@lynda6585 2 года назад
Memories....my knee surgery, and physical therspy...😣...loved my pain med..BEFORE physical therapy!!.. Bill brings back so many memories...
@Joker-11B-SYLV
@Joker-11B-SYLV 3 года назад
By far one of my favorite and one of the best family-friendly comedians I've ever watched. Grew up listening to his cassettes and watching his specials with my dad along with the rest of the Blue Collar team. Very funny and very entertaining.
@mrschuyler
@mrschuyler 3 года назад
Just got out of rehab for colon surgery. Every word he says here is true.
@tracyleys9800
@tracyleys9800 Месяц назад
Your comment is three years old. I’m watching this as I am psyching myself up for colon surgery in two days. Laughter is definitely the best medicine!
@jameswaas2405
@jameswaas2405 Год назад
Watching his two videos on total knee replacement helped me laugh when i was scared of my pending knee surgery.and gave me some insight on what to expect.
@The_Dark_One784
@The_Dark_One784 4 года назад
I am so using the phrase “I need to drop some friends off at the lake” from now on
@Twisted.Ginger
@Twisted.Ginger 4 года назад
🤣😂
@SicxMaggot9
@SicxMaggot9 4 года назад
I use one similar to "the turtle is coming out the lake" instead the turtle is popping out of its shell learned that one from my uncle growing up lol
@Payin_Attention
@Payin_Attention 4 года назад
We always said "Drop the kids off at the pool."
@adamwilliams1216
@adamwilliams1216 4 года назад
PayinAttention Cosby kids
@adamwilliams1216
@adamwilliams1216 4 года назад
Stock the lake with brown trout. Take the browns 2 the super bowl
@grolan91
@grolan91 3 года назад
Got to see him live in Helena this year, absolutely awesome show. I went from spare tire to six pack abs from laughing so hard.
@katdoc929
@katdoc929 4 года назад
I miss my daddy so friggin much...I'm watching these laughing so much but have that little hole in my heart wishing he was still here.
@robinwarner8233
@robinwarner8233 4 года назад
I saw Bill in 2002 and I won tickets to the show with a meet and greet. I have the pictures in a photo box. It was at the Arlene shitz in Portland Oregon. I laughed so hard. It had been years since I've laughed, but I laughed that night and I've been laughing ever sense. Thanks Bill.
@Moneyfornothinchicksforfree
@Moneyfornothinchicksforfree 4 года назад
I haven’t seen bill engval in years. This is great
@utoobr10
@utoobr10 4 года назад
And Christy gets public relations award for the year!
@leonardherrera6739
@leonardherrera6739 2 года назад
your the best comedian of all time Bill!
@michealsharp8117
@michealsharp8117 4 года назад
Bill Engval is hands down one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. Life happens and he does a phenomenal job of making a show out if it. I would love to see Mr. Engval live sometime if I could ever afford to buy a ticket. Anyhow .. God bless and good day...
@rocketsmom1
@rocketsmom1 3 года назад
Knee surgery is just like that...i swear. Read this before your next hospital visit before surgery
@lynn8101
@lynn8101 3 года назад
Bill is a awesome comedian l loved the stories he tells I just love the guy he will. Always be close to my heart
@cajunbradleycooper5771
@cajunbradleycooper5771 3 года назад
I love watching him in person a year are so ago at the local casino with my mom. We sat in the front row and loved every minute of it. He spoke about his trip to Africa with his wife . It was so hilarious.
@elainewalls1965
@elainewalls1965 3 года назад
IDK why it took me so long to binge watch these. I feel sooo much better.
@lvlinda6
@lvlinda6 4 года назад
I have been a huge fan for over 20 years and no matter how crappy my day is, watching Bill will make coffee come through my nose & I’ll laugh so hard to the point I literally can’t breathe. 👍🏼
@JamesWoodard1222
@JamesWoodard1222 4 года назад
I first saw Bill on Star Search in 1984. Since then, I have yet to see a bad set.
@critical_failure
@critical_failure 4 года назад
That *was* a pretty...*crap*py day...
@richardyoung1398
@richardyoung1398 4 года назад
LasVegas Linda me too. He really is the most genuinely funny, family friendly comedian ive ever seen. He really is the best
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 года назад
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 года назад
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
@kipnowlin3847
@kipnowlin3847 4 года назад
I just found Bill’s channel a couple of weeks ago. I can only watch a few each night because I’m worried about getting dehydrated from crying. He is a perfect example of how a comedian can be beyond funny without any profanity! I wish today’s comics could learn that lesson.
@beverlyjohnson6236
@beverlyjohnson6236 4 года назад
I could listen to him all evening.
@Jeng4280
@Jeng4280 2 года назад
I saw him live and laughed my ass off at him! Lordy he was hilarious!
@thejoshsings894
@thejoshsings894 4 года назад
I’m so using “ I need to drop some friends at the lake” and “ take the browns to the superbowl”.
@bruce5168
@bruce5168 3 года назад
Your material is GREAT Bill, not doing to well in these times and I honestly have to say, thank you for making me smile, and then laugh. Thank you, God knows I needed it 🤕👍
@mousetreehouse6833
@mousetreehouse6833 Год назад
Isn't it wonderful how a real bellylaugh - with tears in the eyes - can put things in perspective?
@bruce5168
@bruce5168 Год назад
@@mousetreehouse6833 it really is!!👍
@sharont2009
@sharont2009 3 года назад
Have seen this so many times. And yet? Still funny as hell. Thanks bill
@nancyomalley9959
@nancyomalley9959 4 года назад
Hospital bathrooms have pull cords so that patients can let the nurse's know that either they're done or that they need help. Christy was being extra cautious!
@samscarletta7433
@samscarletta7433 Год назад
He got the VIP treatment. 😂
@davidsandberg7631
@davidsandberg7631 Год назад
No Christy was following hospital policy. So many people think they are fine in the bathroom than 2 seconds after the nurse walks out they fall off the toilet. Happens all the time so for pt safety the nurse stays close enough to keep people from slipping off the crapper...
@PatriciaGruteke-gl1yl
@PatriciaGruteke-gl1yl Год назад
​@@davidsandberg7631😅
@ChristinaVig-u4p
@ChristinaVig-u4p 2 месяца назад
Too funny.
@christelvedo6281
@christelvedo6281 4 года назад
Saw his show a few years back, and he is truly unbelievably talented. Love his humor....not a 'dirty word' spoken!
@tarabryant2909
@tarabryant2909 4 года назад
This is why I drink coffee when I take my pain meds. Love you Bill Engvall.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 4 года назад
I know the feeling of living in a hospital. I had a brain tumor removed in Dec 2018. Spent 2 months in a coma (Dec 2018 to Feb 2019), had a stroke in January 2019, 3 months in a rehab center (Feb 2019 to May 2019), 2 months in a senior center (May 2019 to July 2019) and 2 months with home therapy (July 2019 to Sep 2019). I also had a nurse that made me feel better. She was philipino. I have the best opinion about the philipino community. Thank you for your service.
@julieserpa9763
@julieserpa9763 4 года назад
I can’t stop laughing I’m a nurse and all you said it’s true I have to stay outside the bathroom to make sure pts doesn’t fall at least you were lucky you didn’t have to take lactose lol that will make you poop I love the way you talk about the walker lol your absolutely amazing glad you’re ok
@Nobodyzfool
@Nobodyzfool 3 года назад
Latulose
@joywebster2678
@joywebster2678 Год назад
Lactulose we finally beat the spell checker and we 3 Nurses got it right!
@wingmanalive
@wingmanalive 4 года назад
Getting old is a trip. In my 20's I'd sit and push a loaf out in 15 seconds or less. Now I'm 50 I now know why there are magazine racks in the bathroom. I can literally miss and episode of cheers dropping my friends off at the lake.
@jamespfitz
@jamespfitz 3 года назад
Too. Much. Information.
@jamespfitz
@jamespfitz 3 года назад
@@edithdlp8045 Not even your husband cares, why in the WORLD would you think the world in general would have any interest in YOUR SHIT?!
@Missditabomb
@Missditabomb 3 года назад
@wingmanalive: Way to much information, there, Bud.
@deirdremorris9234
@deirdremorris9234 3 года назад
@@edithdlp8045 Yep. Fruits veggies nuts and seeds and a squatty potty stool.
@kennethboyer2338
@kennethboyer2338 3 года назад
That's why the dvr has a pause button.
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 года назад
He's not kidding. I was on Percodan (with asprin instead of acetaminophen) for four years for severe back pain. I didn't take a crap from 2009 to 2011. No shit, literally.
@amandahibbs3690
@amandahibbs3690 4 года назад
Lawrence Genereux 😂🤣 I’m sorry but that’s uncomfortably funny
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 года назад
@@amandahibbs3690 Yes, it truly was.
@renekackline2377
@renekackline2377 4 года назад
Lawrence, that is physically impossible. A little EXAGGERATION going on. You would be dead if that actually happened. My pet-peeve,........thieves and people who EXAGGERATED.
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 года назад
@@renekackline2377 Guess what my pet peeve is? People who have no f'n sense of humor. Like you.
@sandraoaks7887
@sandraoaks7887 4 года назад
Lawrence Genereux, 😂
@TheWendyLea
@TheWendyLea 4 года назад
I always love Bill and how he laughs at his own jokes. I’ve been a fan since he did the radio run in DFW on KZPS way back when. ❤️
@jamesagwe2981
@jamesagwe2981 4 года назад
"Rocks in my kidney" sounds like a song
@stevewisniewski5860
@stevewisniewski5860 3 года назад
I nearly Peed myself laughing so much. You and the other three yahoos are just a great comedic tour but even by yourself it’s just amazing How you made me laugh. God bless and thank you for the Goodwill.
@susanjohnson9795
@susanjohnson9795 3 года назад
Miss seeing him & his humor.
@parakeet8157
@parakeet8157 4 года назад
That's the way it is in the hospital. They have to check EVERYTHING!
@johnpage5075
@johnpage5075 3 года назад
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 3 года назад
Gives a new meaning to being totally anal, doesn’t it?
@juliepyle4029
@juliepyle4029 2 года назад
I really like this guy. He's genuine Like watching him do the Argentine Tango. Blessings Bill.
@missinformation916
@missinformation916 4 года назад
I was put on hydrocodone after major surgery and couldn't go for over 2 weeks, when I was in rehab!!! The angels sang when I was able to drink prune juice and go!!!!!
@johnpage5075
@johnpage5075 3 года назад
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
@annewilliams5527
@annewilliams5527 4 месяца назад
I am in hysterics! Thank you, Bill, you’ve made my YEAR so far!!!!❤ God bless. X
@waywardgoddess7219
@waywardgoddess7219 3 года назад
I am laughing so hard because as a Nurse Aide, I've have to help countless patients to the restroom and ask those questions 😂 sorry. I didn't have to stay in the bathrooms though, just made sure cheeks were on the seat then I'd stand outside the door
@domingoromo8656
@domingoromo8656 4 года назад
One of my all time favorite comedians.🤣
@renekackline2377
@renekackline2377 4 года назад
So funny! Love how he tells stories.
@dfuss2756
@dfuss2756 4 года назад
I like to keep these Bill Engval videos for days when things are tough, then I can laugh my fool head off and it puts me in a better mood. Thanks for the laughs.
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 4 года назад
D Fuss 😷😷😷Covid count now ten months later?😳😳😳🇨🇦
@dodgeman4360
@dodgeman4360 4 года назад
"Drop some friends at the lake" My boss would say "Gotta drop the kids off in the pool" I looked at his assistant and said "Can't his kids drive themselves?" he laughed
@Kebutor
@Kebutor 4 года назад
They can't, their license got suspended for speeding. Little shits
@jdoyle7137
@jdoyle7137 4 года назад
Kebutor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Aegirak
@Aegirak 4 года назад
I like saying “Taking the browns to the Super Bowl.”
@mackenziekean7437
@mackenziekean7437 4 года назад
"Whoa 👍" 😂😂😂😂😂
@lindawoods3266
@lindawoods3266 4 года назад
I didn't get that, someone tell me???
@knxcholx
@knxcholx 4 года назад
@@lindawoods3266 she basically said "impressive size" 💀
@GRAYHAHM
@GRAYHAHM 4 года назад
“Cause I’m on a little drug called Percocet” first real one on the stage
@cmpvariety1764
@cmpvariety1764 3 года назад
Totally needed this laugh. I've been dealing with chronic migraines a lot, and you always make me laugh when I need it. Thank you so much.
@jsapcakrrow
@jsapcakrrow 3 года назад
OMG this was so funny I couldn’t breathe at one point. This skit gives a whole new meaning to “bathroom humor” 🤣🤣🙂🙂
@anniehouse9702
@anniehouse9702 2 года назад
My favourite Comedian ever!
@thistlegal2154
@thistlegal2154 4 года назад
See? That high school latin class paid off after all lol I SO needed these explosive maybe with a little accidental urination laughs today. Thanks as always!
@bfoster2335
@bfoster2335 4 года назад
Love this guy
@tessduff8345
@tessduff8345 4 года назад
1 of the funniest live shows ever. I'll go any time he is in town.
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 3 года назад
U r gorgeous
@tessduff8345
@tessduff8345 3 года назад
@@tonyacosta4574 Thankyou
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 3 года назад
@@tessduff8345 welcome
@Grey0618
@Grey0618 4 года назад
"Hey Mr Engval! Whoah!"
@beanbagger2774
@beanbagger2774 4 года назад
What is supposed to mean. I don't get it 😂
@kathaynsley1047
@kathaynsley1047 4 года назад
I didn't get it
@jade-leighmacdonald4599
@jade-leighmacdonald4599 4 года назад
Also don't get the ending!
@davincent98
@davincent98 4 года назад
I saw the whole thing. It's a reference to when he had a stint and the nurse was trying to get him to calm down while pulling the stunt from his urethra.
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 4 года назад
Just found your work and honestly it's so refreshing!! Funny and immersive storytelling!!
@canoslo6126
@canoslo6126 4 года назад
Husband is computer engineer - in our house it’s called a “Download.”
@matthewnachel7112
@matthewnachel7112 4 года назад
Bill Engvall is the most funniest comedian ever!!!!!
@dandrake8788
@dandrake8788 4 года назад
Should have said "I need to take the Browns to the Superbowl"
@billdowney6891
@billdowney6891 4 года назад
I need to take the Cosby kids to the pool.
@killer13324
@killer13324 4 года назад
I've got orders to bomb the porcelain empire.
@billdowney6891
@billdowney6891 4 года назад
@@killer13324 lmao
@killer13324
@killer13324 4 года назад
@@billdowney6891 it's a more manly way of saying it.
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 4 года назад
Or flush the lion's season down the tubs
@DarthTwilight
@DarthTwilight 4 года назад
I want to meet this Christy girl. I love a pretty nurse that has a demeanor like a box full of kittens sliding down a rainbow.
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan
@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Год назад
Should have said: "I need to Deposit some Assets in the Porcelain Bank"... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
@Katherine-L789
@Katherine-L789 3 года назад
Hahahahahahaha! My God, that's just insanely funny! I needed that.
@ladym2398
@ladym2398 4 года назад
"Whoa!!" Bravo 👏👏👏
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 года назад
I can relate. I was 2 months in a coma after a brain surgery. I had to spend time in 3 rehab centers around 4 months. I was on that same situation. I was in a walker and had to be cleaned and showered. So humiliating. I was surprised I was laughing 😂 after I went through the same story. I was constipated severely. 1:20 It took 2 laxatives and 5 days to be able to go poo. But at least the rehab centers treated me great and even gave me vegetarian food (because I have been vegetarian since 1994). And I am only 44 and I still use a walker and its November 2020☹
@anntilley9410
@anntilley9410 3 года назад
You are my favorite comedian!!!
@lynn8101
@lynn8101 2 года назад
Bill reminds me of my husband that was in the hospital before he died I think bill is the sweetest comedian around
@thetrain3302
@thetrain3302 4 года назад
I saw this routine live a few years ago, and I just about pissed myself I was laughing so hard 😂
@brooklynngreer0803
@brooklynngreer0803 4 года назад
I’ve watched you since Blue Collar comedy tour came out and I love you !! You’re an awesome comedian!! 🖤
@collinscody57
@collinscody57 3 года назад
If you heard half the things that come out of drugged up patients you would understand the nurse
@roserenee9805
@roserenee9805 4 года назад
I need a video of his full show honestly. His new content is so good 😂
@UncoordinatedPixie
@UncoordinatedPixie 4 года назад
Watch it online. There are plenty of places to do it.
@kevinlimo696
@kevinlimo696 4 года назад
Bill Engvall Just Sell Him for Parts.
@pamnicklas5536
@pamnicklas5536 4 года назад
This was so like my experience with my double knee replacements! I thoroughly enjoyed it! And p.s.....Physical Therapy didn't just bring tears to my eyes...I was sobbing. 😭😭
@johnpage5075
@johnpage5075 3 года назад
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
@u4riahsc
@u4riahsc 2 года назад
I took time off work to care for a friend who had both knees replaced, not at the same time though. A physical therapist came to his house 3 times a week for a couple of months to make him bend his knees and he would scream like a little girl.
@bobjeffries6532
@bobjeffries6532 7 месяцев назад
Absolutely the funniest guy in America 😂😂😂😂
@idongesitusen5764
@idongesitusen5764 4 года назад
When you got to go, the time for jokes is over! LOL
@teresahovey2266
@teresahovey2266 2 месяца назад
I Love Bill. He is so funny. No cuss words, no dirty stories
@frankgilbert5148
@frankgilbert5148 4 года назад
Real humor is what we meed more of. Thanks!!
@bestoutcomes
@bestoutcomes 4 года назад
He's right as regards percocet! Was on that pain med for 5 months after a major surgery. Funny as hell listening to this.
@Cambigdongbjj
@Cambigdongbjj 4 года назад
Laughing and learning a little bit of Latin great video
@deeleach8300
@deeleach8300 3 года назад
Whenever I am sad or depressed-I come and listen to Bill Engvall and I laugh myself out of it. thanks Bill for making ordinary, everyday life so funny! You are a wonder.
@maxtaunton4428
@maxtaunton4428 Год назад
Love him he is so clean
@gunslingermando8275
@gunslingermando8275 3 года назад
I remember my dad in the hospital after his surgery high as a kite, went to get a coke down the hall just to hear him down the hall " HOLY SHIT THEY TOOK MY HAIR!" The man has been balled since I was 2... I was 22
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 3 года назад
Um. I think you mean bald. Balled gives that sentence a whole different meaning😉💉💉🇨🇦
@bphillips2082
@bphillips2082 Год назад
Just love your comedy. Saw you once at Tulalip casino in Washington state. I’ve been kind of depressed lately and when I watched your skids it really brightens my day thanks
@lindaparshall9276
@lindaparshall9276 8 месяцев назад
I was a nurse for30 yrs, and YOU can fall off the toilet
@saragrant9749
@saragrant9749 5 месяцев назад
My grandmother had a hip replacement many years ago, and she had to have help in and out of the bathroom for a bit. The nurse did the same, telling her it was possible. I’d definitely believe it.
@oddcool1
@oddcool1 5 месяцев назад
I'm more interested in how that's even possible...
@lindaparshall9276
@lindaparshall9276 5 месяцев назад
Infinite ways.....I'm too old to tell
@saragrant9749
@saragrant9749 5 месяцев назад
@@oddcool1 because of balance. After a knee replacement your balance has to be basically relearned by your body. Falling off the toilet is very much a possibility early on.
@angelamuircroft5181
@angelamuircroft5181 5 месяцев назад
If I had a penny for every patient that had fell off the toilet, I would be a retired nurse.😂😂😂
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