I wouldve loved to see how that transaction went down xD "hey you look like a day whore who gets paid part time to serve wings in short shorts i bet you work well with kids!"
She is and she seems so sweet. I've watched her on the Heather McDonald podcast and she seems so chill, light hearted, kind and of course funny. Love her.
I’ll see you in Grand Rapids on March 13th! I just got outta hospital after 584 days! My first lil getaway with my husband and we chose to see you! Can’t wait! ❤️❤️❤️
It was canceled due to COVID but....it’s been rescheduled for Friday May 22, 2020!! We were eligible for a refund OR the tickets will be good still for May 22. OBVIOUSLY we’re looking forward to May 22! Probably tickets left!! Check Ticketmaster ASAP!! ❤️🇨🇦 LOVE Fortune SO much...hope the quarantine is over by then!!! If not it’ll likely be postponed again...but whenever it will be, we WILL be there!!! She’s HILARIOUS!!! Greetings from Ontario Canada!! Stay safe everyone!! #FlattenTheCurve
That's funny... because I took my ex boyfriend to Pizza hut on the first date and gave him something extra on the way home... And now he's in the Florida state pen for rape...
@MorbidRosey Hey, I learned something from Katy Sagal in married with Children when I started writing scripts for an extra season between seasons two and three. Then you ask the question, what would Lucy do?
I remeber seeing this a really fuck long time ago on Instagram and a few times a day i hear "i have NEVER BEEN TO HOOTERS" in my head and I finaly got my shit togheter and found the video again, damn this one is fun
I would like to put this on continuous play - so that I can laugh my ass off! So many hysterical one liners and expressions and her delivery is perfect!! I love you, Fortune 🎉❤🎉
Watching Trevor Noah this morning talking about the even shorter shorts at Hooters brought me back to re-visit your fantastic set!! (I just got back from PTown women’s weekend and I was secretly hoping to run into you)! You rock, Fortune! ☮️
😂😂😂 The first time I ever ate there I ordered crab legs, my boyfriend from up north said it looked like I was eating spiders. I said, "It's good, you want one?" 😂😂😂
FORTUNE I LOVE YOU!!! i helped book your travel tonight i'm going crazy i luvvvvvvv you sooo much !~!!! Made my night !! xoxoxox (Don't Shop, Adopt!- Joe the Cat on Facebook) luv luv luv you!! :) xo
My bf somewhat recently was like I've never been to Hooters, I want to go sometime. lol I was like why, for the wings? He was like no, more or less to check out the girls. The fuck! I'm still pissed about it but it was kind of cute how candid he was.
I use to have to travel for a living and one week I got snowed in in Oklahoma city. Worse part I was going to have to pay for the motel out of my own pocket. But I'm a glass half full kind a guy so I decided THERE HAS TO BE AN UPSIDE TO THIS . that's when I spotted a HOOTERS !!!!! I went it and sat right by the door. When my waitresses came to my table and someone opened the front door their nipples were harder than Chinese arithmetic !!!!
"I have never been to Hooters." Not dissimilar to the guys who say, "I have NEVER been to a strip club!" Gets awkward when the guy's parents ask the question of their baby boy, "Soooo, how did you kids meet?", with that happy look and expectant tone. And just as I am about to tell them, "Well, it's a funny story...", he quickly leans in, nearly knocking me off the couch and says, "At Hooters! She works at Hooters after her classes at university!" So, the disrepute of Hooters isn't QUITE the worst thing you can be associated with. According to some. I was just trying to make some spending money. Louboutins are EXPENSIVE! :D
Interesting story, why did the mum marry such an opposite character and what about "not lying in a relationship" ... specially in childish things like that? Why could she not say, listen I go to Hooters, and I will go to Hooters. I respect your belief system, but I will not completly change family habits for no reason.
I’ve never actually been to a Hooters. For real! I’m a gay man who doesn’t really care for chicken wings. Now, I’d go to a restaurant called Peckers where the servers are all shirtless men with big bulges in their short-shorts and even nicer pecs…
You don't have to be so mean. Think of the bravery it takes to do what she's doing. I wasn't falling off my couch laughing but she is funny and endearing which is why she's popular.
