Michelle S. I worked with a woman from New Orleans and she told me that there y’all is singular and when you want to refer to more than one person it’s all y’all. I love that so much that I’ve adopted it for myself, despite being a Californian.
I just saw your show On Netflix and I just wanted to say thank you so much for making me laugh. I just lost my mother recently and I have been grieving and crying so much. And watching a show made me laugh so hard. I really needed that. Thank you so much. You are a gift.
Sorry about your mom. I miss mine terribly. laughters the best medicine. Fortune is also good as a guest on heather mcdonalds juicy scoop podcast. Also comic Sebastian Maniscalco is pretty funny as well. You're in my prayers.
"Speedo, bush." lol my ass off. I fricken love me some white Precious. I just discovered how amazing you are. Had to watch more and learned that you are as great as any of the Best comics out there. And your Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a gift from comedy heaven. Subscribed. Shared. Gotta watch it again now. Thank you thank you thank you
I haven't laughed this hard in over 10 years! maybe more. You are a serious gift and the closest thing to my own experience that I've ever seen. Thank you so much for getting up there and doing what you do. I feel so much better after having watched you. You are a rockstar to me now! Go on with your bad self! Thank you thank you thank you! ❤❤❤💪
LOL I worked at Sunline right out of high school where they made that Fun Dip back in the early 70s...formerly Lik-M-Aid before the addition of the chalk. I was put on the packaging machine for that line to help develop a way to fish out the broken sticks of chalk before they got packaged. They gave me a little plastic hooked thingie they made and asked for feedback on the process. We swore the old women were on speed who hand packed the Pixy Stix they were so fast and got all the flavors in every box. That was a coveted job because you got to sit down. We blew colored sugar fairy dust off of ourselves at the end of the day using air hoses. I couldn't eat SweetTarts or any candy like that for a long time I was so sick of sugar. The Willy Wonka guy used to come by and give us bags of malformed chocolate bars they couldn't sell. I think Nestle owns them now. They spent a lot of time and money of those chalk sticks. Lick them with reverence and awe!
Honestly one of the funniest bits I ever saw! Great Job Fortune! Fyi I freaked a bunch of strangers out on the bus by trying to hold back my laugh and not being able to so I looked like I was about to throw up till I started laughing hysterically ;)
OMG my stomach hurt so bad from this...I couldn't even warn my husband how funny this was and of course it was 100xs funnier the second time around. I spent my summers in our local pool and when they were closed I went to my grandparents where it was never closed. I felt extra sexy in the one piece speedo only cause it said speedo...we got it out of one of those donation boxes...yes we got inside to steal the goods!!!!!!!
I had a no feet touching the pool incident last night at water aerobics. I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to run but paddle my feet while sitting on a noodle doing “the bicycle “. 🤣 I just about peed in the pool when a classmate corrected my moves 🤣🤣 She was wondering how I was going so fast 😂
Fourtune.......You are hilarious ... oh my god! I couldn't stop laughing at your Sweet and Sassy Special! You CRUSHED it! You are so funny. Love this bit, your special and listening to you daily on Sirius XM Netfix Radio "What a joke!" So good
TL,DR: I've been hairy since 3rd grade. It sucked. Damn. As someone who got dark body hair at 8 (on pale-ass skin) in Hawai'i (not a place/time accepting of body hair on gals) I never would have had her experience at 12. By then the shame was so internalized... Now? Thank God for women's surf shorts. I would have KILLED for those in my childhood. Edit: My mom didn't let me shave for a long time. Just had to live through swimming lessons, beach days at school, etc. as "the hairy girl." (We tried Nair... all it did was make me smell like Nair 🤢). When I finally did shave I discovered I have extraordinarily sensitive skin. AND my hair is so damn dark you can still see it under the skin in many places, so even when I do shave I still have 5 o'clock shadow in many unfortunate areas. I've tried *every kind* of hair removal except for expensive permanent laser-treatment. I have other things I'd rather spend $$$ on... board shorts are cheap and no one blinks if you wear 'em nowadays. I recently heard the bikini top/shorts combo is considered the "bi gal at the pool/beach" look, and well... 🙋🏻♀️ yeah. Didn't realize it was the stereotype, but I'll gladly represent!
I am a man who sometimes makes stupid rules and I love this video. In fact, I have shown this to at least 5 other dumb rule-making men today and I laugh harder every time!
Omg except for swim team this is my first time in a pool... I hopped in the 3 ft end & nearly drowned til my Friend pulled me up by my hair to a standing position lol
