I Killed Every DLC NPC in Skyrim 

you had one chance to say you turned the werewolves into waswolves.

That is fucking terrifying that the courier just haunts without his head.

Rest in Peace to those Legionnaires who attempted to stop the Mad Dragonborn

You know what’s sad all the Ebony Warrior wanted was to drink with the warriors in Sovengarde but all that was taken away from him because the moment he walks the halls he would realize there was no point in dying because in death he was alone

The best part is how the Ebony Warrior begged for his life right at the end.

Could you imagine being a resident of Bruma in this timeline? "Has anyone noticed that there's been no word from across the border since 17th of Last Seed? No, travellers not even any messages?" "There's a civil war going on over there, no wonder travel has reduced." "Yes, but it hasn't just reduced - there hasn't been a single person coming over from Skyrim in months..." "I saw a headless guy running around near the gate a few days ago, looks like he was carrying at least 2,000 Letters of Inheritance" "What?"

The Imperial Army putting one last stand in Riften, Kaarstag (o7) making an already genocidal maniac train even harder, and the Ebony Warrior himself looking like the underdog, even begging for his life at the end, seemingly forgetting about the trip to Sovengard make this video one heck of a rollercoaster.

I like the fact that the Courier has no head and traps you in conversation, it’s like all the souls have culminated to try to stop you

Imagine being the ebony warrior and you finally die in battle. You arrive in sovngarde and are greeted by tsun’s lifeless body. You cross the spin bridge and enter the great hall. And all you find are bodies everywhere XD

An exert from a retired imperial legionnaire’s diary “20 years to the day, yet I recall it all the same all of Tamriel had heard the stories coming from the north a massacre on an unimaginable scale the tales of a warrior shrouded in darkness said to exude an aura of entropy all hidden behind a cold expressionless mask slaughtering the people in Skyrim by the hundreds. The Nords were always a stubborn folk many of them didn’t believe the stories of the Mad Dragonborn butchering townsfolk and entire guard regiments, no one believed until it was too late, not even the bordering nations couldnt believe it but the intelligence reports were all the same, man mer women and children all maimed in various ways and arranged in disturbing piles. Not long after all of Tamriel was well aware of the genocide taking place within Skyrims borders but none dare act in fear that the Darkness would spread. As time went on the bodies of dead began to rot and decay oozing a toxic miasma similar to one the Dragonborn radiates polluting the landscape. The stench of the dead could be smelt from all the way south as Summerset. With Skyrim being shrouded in a perpetual darkness an ancient Vampire clan thought it’d be a perfect time re-emerge as well as the Dawnguard both groups completely ignoring the true threat plaguing the land. Once the Dragonborn caught wind of their presence his carnage resumed. While the majority of the people of Tamriel were scared stiff of the horror on the north there were a silent few scheming of a way to loot Skyrim of its riches all free for the taking from the coin purses of the dead, the unguarded coffers of the empty holds, to the countless priceless magical items and artifacts littering the land. Eventually those people devised a plan to pose as a guild that vows to liberate Skyrim as selfless heroes to the public but in reality were nothing more than just glorified looters. The so called Liberators send multiple expeditions most of them never returned, the lucky few that did survive were traumatized but were caught with bags full of loot. Imperial intelligence relayed this information to the high imperial council prompting them to block all access to Skyrim with the might of legions. They stated it was safety reasons but just like the Liberators the Imperial Council wanted the riches of Skyrim for themselves. Once reports of the Dragonborn dealing the Volikhar Clan were received the Imperial high command sent the 7th Auxiliary Legion into the Rift which I unfortunately was apart of. Official our orders were to establish a foot hold in the Province and rescue survivors, unofficially we were tasked with recovering of any and all Imperial assets. Over 1200 men were deployed our journey into the Rift was quiet and uneventful the smell alone made many vomit, our main target was the city Riften I doubted if there was city left standing but to my surprise it was, upon entering the city a great sense of dread filled all of us yet none of us dared to speak the silence was almost deafening. But we had our orders so the legion combed the city emptying all the buildings of valuables and loading them into carts while the rest of us were looting the rotting corpses I remember the decayed faces of the ones I searched including the poor old remains of a child clutching a silver necklace as they must’ve laid there bleeding out. It still keeps me up at night, eventually my group found our to the city cemetery picking through the bodies scattered there. All of us were silently doing our task til we saw Him materializing before our very eyes the Blight of Skyrim Harbinger of the void The Dragonborn, we had all thought he was preoccupied in the west but here stands all of us were frozen in pure fear except for one brave soul i never learn his name but will always remember his courage, in the face of pure evil this legionnaire kept his vow and approached the Dragonborn who in turn drew his crimson greatsword shouting “By order of the Jarl, stop right there” we all stood patiently, for it seem the Dragonborn himself was confused or was busy contemplating a response after what felt like an eternity the Dragonborn reeled back and Shouted so powerfully it spilt the heavens the man in front was completely obliterated nothing but a pink mist that once was a person the rest of us were knocked back with such force it broke bones those of us able to rise were quickly hacked to pieces I wasn’t able fight i broke too many bones and was already bleeding out I took a potion before losing consciousness. When I awoke I found my self buried beneath the bodies of my fellow soldiers clawing my way out I stood alone amongst the bodies hundreds of legionnaires, I wept for was must’ve been hours til I found the strength to leave before I could leave I saw the sickening display at the Talo Shrine, corpses of the dead were arranged on and around the statue in a mocking manner as if they were just playthings to him. As I limped my way back home I vowed to never return to this gods forsaken land”

The fucking headless courier as a reminder of your sins is fucking hilarious

I like to think that in the first video, the Dragonborn felt sad after killing everybody, though kept on doing it for some oath or reason he keeps to himself.. But after killing himself and resurecting from Sovngarde (He didn't die the first time he went there) something changed in his head, making him enjoy killing the rest, hence the lighter tone of this video.

The ebony warrior challenges you because you are the last quest he has yet to complete. He has helped everybody and slain every monster and now in his final moments he wishes to fight the legendary Dragonborn You have killed everybody in the land. You left no survivors and he is the last person you haven’t killed yet. So you both fight for the same reasons only one is much darker.

The entire Imperial Army facing this man was probably the most badass encounter in this entire two-part series.

This character in universe has got to be the single most terrifying being Nirn has ever known. The province of Skyrim is no more, and just one warrior was behind it. Nobody even knows why. DEATH couldnt even stop him

It is truly terrifying to see a combination of things. A regular player like me, it's terrifying to see the ebony warrior get launched vertically 500 ft in the air and then crash back into the earth unharmed like a screaming fucking commet. To the veterans seeing the ebony warrior not just grovel at the player's feet, But to see him so thoroughly trounced that you even get an executive beheading on him. That shit feels like a poetical thing for the final kill to be. This guy is basically just the player at their peak if they were to complete just the main game, level 80 fully kitted out all of that jazz, he's meant to be the player after 100%-ing the base game, So to see him as this final bastion of hope against this mad dragonborn, it's extremely extremely ironic as well that the ebony warrior, this facsimile of the player character if they beat the base game, dies by beheading, the very same death the dragonborn narrowly avoided at the beginning of the game

The headless courier. I’d say that’s scarier than a headless horseman. “I’ve got a message for you. Your eyes only.” Hits different when he doesn’t have a face.

The flying wizard is a random encounter and I’ve played at least 1000 hours and have yet to get it

The ebony warrior prepares himself as he watches you approach, knowing exactly who you are. Just the thought of you poisons the mind of the hearts of the lucky few that were forgotten. He knows if he falls now, all of Skyrim has fallen to your hands. o7 karstaag, the ebony warrior, and this series

There should be a horror game about this: everyone is skyrim is dead, and you're being chased around by the headless body of the courier

Love how the first video was a character driven horror and this one is satirical dark comedy

Imagine being those few who said that he forgot the Ebony Warrior, thinking it was apart of the base game.

something about the courier being a silent, decaying monument to your sins who follows you around, attempting to deliver a letter that has been long since lost to the earth, holding you in a hellish thrall - not out of malice, but still trying to deliver a needless message "your eyes only.."

Imagine traveling to Skyrim after this You're a courier soldier deployed to Skyrim. You've wandered from town to town only to be met with silence, and the smell of death covering the land. Everyone is dead. Is this from the war you wonder... damn Stormcloaks. You head to Windhelm, desperate for answers, but when you arrive you're met with more of the same thing. A hand suddenly grabs you! You turn swiftly to find a headless courier!? Fear shoots up your spine! You draw your sword and he says to you, "I have a letter for you... your eyes only." Reluctantly you grab it. It describes a mass murderer slaughtering all in his wake while mumbling prayers to some God called "The Algorithm". You look up and the courier's gone. The war is over but a greater threat looms...

I see it coming. Once the entire Beyond Skyrim Mod Series is out: '"I killed All of Tamriel and Akaviir in Skyrim."

It's no surprise the Dawnguard quest line broke. That entire DLC is held together with the coding equivalent old gum and bandaids. That's probably why the Dragonborn DLC takes place in an entirely separate world space: the base game wouldn't be able to handle another addon like that. Also... o7 Karstaag

11:31 you became the very thing you swore to destroy takes a new meaning here

The Dragonborn sits atop a mountain, pondering at all he has destroyed and murdered. Countless bodies, diseases, skeletons and ruins litter the land. As he is preparing his satchels to travel outside of Skyrim and doom the entirety of Tamriel. He hears a visible footstep from right behind him. A figure approaches into his view from out of the storm. A warrior just as skilled and powerful but the very stark contrast of what he is. A man who introduces himself as "The Ebony Warrior". The Ebony Warrior calls out the Dragonborn's name, challenging him to a fight. With rageful eyes and carrying on his back the vengeful souls of everything the Dragonborn has slain mercilessly, The Black Armored Warrior charges at the Dragonborn with each step shaking the very snow around them. "Sovngarde and the People of Skyrim Awaits Me!"

If you killed the occupants of Savengarde while they're already dead, that means you did something worse than _just_ killing them. You destroyed their souls, effectively erasing them from existence.

The random imperial army showing up was really cool. I’d imagine that if things went so poorly in Skyrim, the empire would just garrison the southern border and hope to god the threat didn’t move south, so running into them in Riften kinda makes sense

Your fight with Karstag made you sound like one of the main Villains from Final Fantasy 14. A mad royal called Prince Zenos, who is just stupid powerful and goes around trying to find anything to make him "feel" again, looking for a proper challenge. Great stuff

I see someone else has noticed the funny hoohoo haha thing in riften, where the entire guard force isnt there until you start a fight, then about 15 all spawn in one place.

Yknow a horror game where everyone is dead but you know there's one other living thing in the area with you would be spooky

The fact that THE final strike in the end was you decapitating the Ebony Warrior, that’s somewhat poetic and an absolute badass ending. Not even the people who were “dead” were safe.

I like to imagine that the imperial army sent to Riften were reinforcements sent from Cyrodil with orders to evacuate any survivors. They find none, but they find the man responsible for the slaughter. And so even though some of them will die, perhaps they can fend him off so maybe others can escape

dang, really wish there were more games like skyrim where you can really enjoy how silly it feels sometimes, only to be crushed and or amazed by it only moments later

7:41 "I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence"

I like to think that the comments about the Ebony warrior are the voices of all the NPCs that beckon you to kill more *do it* and at the very end, I'm glad that I saw the complete journey even if it indeed broke you and you're right, now what? oh and the final thing the Ebony warrior said was quite appropriate and even more poetic being the absolute final NPC that he is, no, not the begging for his life thing, that's natural, that's expected He said: "You've already lost" o7 Karstaag, you were one hell of a fight

I like how I knew the Ebony Warrior wasn’t vanilla, because when I first got skyrim in like 2014 I didn’t get it with the dlc and thought I was crazy because all of my friends would talk about fighting the ebony warrior because they had the dlc

That last shot of him sitting on the bench with the bodies all around combined with the music gave me liminal space-like chills

I always thought Miraak was a complete joke of a final boss-type character when I first heard him say "You killed Alduin? Well, I could've done it instead if I wanted to. So actually, I'm the super duper awesome badass hero chad here!" Like, bruh...

If I know anything about Skyrim there's an npc in a box far away from apocrypha's level geometry that lets hermaeus mora speak to the player NEVERMIND THEN

Man, I love Falx Carius. There's a really cool DLC in Morrowind which ends in you joining Hircine's Hunt and You end up getting to save Falx. Idk why, but the people in Fort Frostmoth grew on me. They went from complaining people who once committed crimes while in the Legion ranks to chads just trying to survive, and Falx was the stern, but fair captain of them. I remember the first time I played Dragonborn DLC and when I saw his name, my heart just... idk, it broke. Undead for over 200 years, stuck in his last moments of terror and pain, and not only that but having to kill him. Frickin hurt. I'm glad you gave him some praise though, he was a real one.

I'm gonna write a story for the ending because I have nothing else to do. The Ebony Warrior stood atop the cold and chilling mountain, stuck in his thoughts. "I could have prevented this." He tells himself. "I could have defeated the Dragonborn before he committed this tragedy." The Ebony Warrior stood in silence for a few minutes, gazing off into the sky, filled with only the sound of the wind. Finally, after the silence, he heard something approaching. It was *The Dragonborn.* He had come to end it all, to finish his quest. But The Ebony Warrior would refuse to go down without a fight. He now knew why he was left alive, why he was spared until now. *He would be the last line of defense to defeat the Dragonborn.* He readied his weapon, and said to the Dragonborn: "You, the murderer of Skyrim, shall go no further, I shall stop you here and now." But the Dragonborn only chuckled, and said... *"Bring it on."* The battle commenced, and the two became locked in combat. Blow after blow, both taking damage from one another, the Dragonborn's magical armor being an edge in this battle of legends. By this point, The Ebony Warrior knew that he would soon be defeated, and then proceeded to give it his all. He swung at the Dragonborn with all of his fury, nearly defeating him. Huzzah! The Dragonborn may be defeated this day, but then... Swing, clang. The Dragonborn put The Ebony Warrior on his knees. He begged for mercy, but all he got were a few more moments alive. The Dragonborn lifted up his blade, then sliced it down. The Ebony Warrior was *no more.* Thank you for reading.

It's sad that the one of the couple of things that actually make you happy in this challenge is when someone is threatening to kill you, make you repent for your actions and actually means it and when have victims put up a fight like the chad Falx. It's also sad that even the villians in skyrim feel more like heroes fighting you. And the Ebony Warrior if you do a normal playthrough feels like just a bored player who gets a kick out of fighting someone his level. Now that man feels like a hero getting one last duel with the biggest evil of all, you

13:07 "Filth. Run to the horizon before I hunt you down." How the hell does this dude even manage to carry his giant-ass pair of balls?! Also, Hermaeus Mora as a human is lore-accurate, there is a Skaal tale where he incarnates himself into a man, known as The Greedy Man

The Ebony Warrior saying “this ends now!” Just hits different, goddamn.

I love your content, it's so straightforward and your commentary is fantastic.

Dumpy gonna be needing a therapist after this

I'm just picturing, Tsun approaches to welcome you to the hall of valor. As he approaches, the air around him turns foul, poisonous. He looks closer, only to see a pair of broken, cruel eyes beyond the mask of a dragon priest. Then, he recognizes the cause of the recent influx of souls... and simply stands there as you draw your axe.

Dunno if you still care, i had dawnguard locked cuz of a glitch too, none of the commands really seemed to fix the issue. Solution that worked was to get back to dimhollow crypt and remove one of the bodies of vigilant tolan (can't remember which one tho, he duped for some reason). After that quests proceeded as they should

Damn those were great videos. The editing and pacing were great and I actually audibly laughed which is rare when I'm watching something. I can't believe you only have 14K, when I watched these I thought you must've had at least 100. Great job man keep it up

Doing the Mind of Madness quest just to punch Sheogorath must have been a wild fever dream bigger than the quest itself

Having killed himself from the shame, the Dragonborne found no solace from his sins through death. In truth, he grew numb to the pain. Both his own and that of everything around him. Mad with power and unwilling to bow to anything he kept carving his bloody path through the last of Skyrim and beyond. More and more blood soaked the soils of Tamriel. With each kill his fractured human psyche only dwindled, leaving his immortal dragon soul as all that remained. Leaving a Dragon's will to dominate as his sole characteristic. Imperial legions hunted him in desperate bids to safeguard the Empire of Cyrodil. But none were heard from again. All who crossed the borders of Skyrim never returned. The Dragonborn was being delayed only by forces far beyond that of mortal man. As the Dragonborn began to empty Daedric Planes.

The courier is such a powerful being not even death can stop it.

Finding the moth priest is impossible with nobody to ask where he is. Like the book guy in the library. Bring him in I'm sure all would be straightened out in dawngaurd

There can't be any mods to kill Hermaeus Mora's eyeball form cause he's identified as an object in the game files, not an NPC. That Orc you kill near the end is what reads all the dialogue, so that's as close as you'll get to killing old Herma-Mora. XD

_Dump just walks around_ Courier: _unintelligible choking and gargling sounds_ Courier: _hands Dump a letter from an already-dead Jarl_

“I am become dump, destroyer of worlds”

"I also wouldn't mind having serana around" friggin oof, buddy.

I love that the Ebony Warrior is one big mandela effect. I, and clearly plenty of other people had believed the Ebony Warrior was vanilla for so long. To be fair, I've always owned Legendary Edition, never fought himself, and never would've have sworn out loud to anyone that he was vanilla, cus I wasn't exactly sure, but I definitely thought "Ah he's probably vanilla. That just makes sense." and left it at that LMAO. Rip to everyone else who's brains played a big prank on them and made them feel stupid. Yer not alone 💀💀 Also o7 Karstaag. Didn't even know he existed tbh

o7 Karstaag You're yeeted me more than anything else in Skyrim, absolutely obliterated Teldry Sero, making me feel vulnerable again for the first time in a long while, and then I stole your chair. It was great. Btw, after beating Karstaag, you can sit down on his throne and I love that.

Instead of a power strip, get an uninterrupted power supply. You can step on it and nothing will happen

I think it would've been much more impactful if you saved Serana for last. Her and Paarthurnax are the two most beloved npcs in the entire game

I literally watched you original video yesterday and was like "damn wish he could do the DLC"

I encountered the dawnguard bug before as well, my solution was to teleport serana to you in Isran’s room and use the command “setstage” to start the quest “the prophet”

Your editing is so good, I laughed at all the silly "sexy" cuts hahaha

“Embearassing” I feel like I should apologize for that

I've been waiting for this moment, ever since the last NPC mass murder video.

If you think about how he individually drags every corpse into an area for those long shots, it makes the vid so much worse

now i'm just imagining after harkon banished you harkon:welp that guy was a pushover,what do we do now? random vampire:sir i think you just made a mistake harkon:why would i? random vampire:our most recents scouts have reported that everyone in the entirety of skyrim is dead sir... some random thieves that survived the massacre claim that a man with the description of the man that you just banished is the responsible harkon:oh f****

youre now dumpy d. kong, youve earned that through your dedication. good job dude

Love that you played The Super Gore nest whilst the slaughter happened

I’m 99% sure I saw a mod once for the dragonborn dlc where instead of killing miraak you use the dragon taming shout on him and you kill hermaeus mora and unlock miraak as a companion who you can then kill, no idea what it’s called though

The slowly panning out away from the Ebony Warriors dead body is so fucking cool for some reason

4:31 "Sleep is for the weak" He says as he lies down to rest

the courier was so dedicated to his job that he delivers mail even in death.

Btw if anybody doesn’t get why he can’t kill HM, Bethesda used a random orc and named him hm and stuck him underground, the giant eye isn’t his body

Yknow, I feel like the transition between the reaction of the ebony mail and the bloodskal blade is weirdly interesting story telling, now, instead of feeling terrible, being consumed by the shadows of the souls youve slain, now instead, you have a blade, stained by the blood of millions youve slain, yet you dont even think twice, you continue to slay and comment on how cool the lasers are, maybe Im thinking way too l hard about this but, still. Its cool

The headless courier terrifies me. Also O7 Karstag

13:20 “Oh let me guess, it’s gonna be some legendary or unique mud crab or some shi-“ “…” “Ok, calm down Mr telepath”

The fact you didn't use the sick ass sword from the whispering door quest is sad. You know the blade that grows stronger the more friendly characters you kill.

Rise in the East is the best Skyrim quest imo, sad you didn't give it screen time in this great series

5:00 this part usually just requires you to walk around the corner where serana is standing by a torture device. Ive had israan not say shit and no quest popup too but waiting beside her he runs along and it continues as intended.

11:13 “not just the men, but the women and children too”

Killing Teldryn Sero has to easily be the hardest part of this series to watch. RIP best follower.

23:28 I love that you don’t hear the ro da until the wave hits you because that’s the shockwave of his voice

Dude the Morrowind callback in Solstheim (idk spelling) is so cool I’ve never seen it before! And I loved that in Morrowind lol

*Breaths in*" Not yet...you'll kill him in a bit" *Sheaths the axe while giving the npc the death stare* That got a chuckle out of me.

This is created and produced so well!! I can’t wait to see more from you!

O7 Karstaag truly a G who is the greatest of enemies in all of Skyrim! He will be missed but was most certainly loved. In all seriousness tho well done with this video series I enjoyed every part of it! And in fact was not one of the people who asked you to kill the Ebony Warrior XD but still glad you did it was amazing to see.

I love the reference to TES: 3 that they added with the wizard flying into the air

This man is not even at 10k but looking at his content he should be at least 100k get this guy 10 times his size

Got to love people being over confident in wrong information. Had a guy who didn't believe me that you can build the HF homes w/o being Thane of the Hold. Had to record my own play through as evidence that yes, you can indeed build all the homes and NOT be a Thane.

"The Terror Dump of Tamriel" sounds like a digestive response to bad sweet rolls.

in the lore, pelinal whitestrake it said to have killed have the elves in cyrodiil during the revolt of men, you having wiped out all named characters in skyrim and solthsteim makes you canonically deadlier than the terminator himself

You killed Meeko?!! (Gingy’s voice) you’re a monster!

Imagine having to be abpve level 50 to take on Karstaagg

2:01 that was a bug for me about 9 years ago. Farkas was chasing me around whiterun HEADLESS and he wouldn't leave me alone

The Ebony Warrior: "Seems Like Your Going To Have A Bad Time"