I'M Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 

I do love Milo though lol

That would the immediate end of my career… but I still love the actor anyway🥱

@@c.harlotte My man gave it his all, nothing but respect

@@tikikara4222 right like milo’s my man. the finest actors b in the worst dcoms i fear…

ok but bro's on the zac path tho

the point was that she can relate to the feeling of being different and knowing she'll never be acccepted for who she really is. obviously

​@@melontarte2464the point was actually that Addison is a tone-deaf white girl who can't help but center herself in conflicts lmao

@@HushpuppyJaswell that wasn’t “the point” it’s simply what happened. The movie very clearly wasn’t trying to say something like that, they just wanted their protagonist to be “discriminated” too

​@@melontarte2464 it's a shit point. Apples to oranges :/

@@evynngomez1833you said it perfectly. Honestly I was so confused by how this movie made her like that. There’s so many other ways her character could’ve been spared

Fax

Real

the fact that you just made up a better movie plot in a youtube comment then DISNEY could do in three movies is wild💀

Just commented this lmao same brain

Tbh, it's terrible in general... do the writers think black people are only capable of being good people when they're held back (in this case by "Z watches") and that they are inherently violent?? I mean, duuuude... don't make the oppressed party into literal monsters...

Quarter technically, but yeah

@@rosied7082which is so stupid, she is no where close to being an alien but nooo because she’s the special one (sorry this just pissed me off so much, but I genuinely love these movies)

Thanks, I hate it!

She’s part werewolf too or something, right?

@sneakymcbadguy5121 she thought she was, but she actually never was. The entire second movie is about how she thought she was actually a werewolf but isn't at all.

Imaging like 1% of zombie person. It would be like Omniman or Superman.

Espc as they seem to be able to control themselves in half zombie form... They created superhumans, but before committing them to the military they send them to (popmusic kicking in) high-school?!

I mean it makes sense if you go off the zombie lore that freshly turned zombies are stronger bc their bodies haven't decomposed yet

Tokyo Ghoul be like:

@@unclewiley1986 YES

LMFAO YEAH

Wym? I’d be totally okay with a group of serial killers attending my school if they had a sweet bay-blade holder on their wrists.

That can apparently malfunction at any moment by a little push?? 😂😂

Well they’re not just cannibals, the zombies also can’t control their urges without the band, and will 100% try to kill everyone.

that is how Disney sees black people

nah she albino

And brown hair is worse

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

@C.Q. Cumber You Still running DeepSea Metro?

Dan 😭

😂😂

​@@kathykathy well cannibals exist so

As someone with green hair, I can confirm that I regularly eat people.

"I think that's... justified..."

i’m sorry did you just say JUSTIFIES RACICM

@@allthings_aesthetic im assuming they mean in-universe lol, which just makes the movie more problematic. not like we should be racist now

@kieren Zombie racism seems pretty justified

I am extremely racist against zombies.

Fr when she thought she was a werewolf made me so mad like girl you just met them

The only good thing we got out of a second and third movie was the werewolves and aliens songs.

I legit can’t tell if y’all are joking. Guess I’ll have to keep watching this series

Being part zombie makes no sense either

​@@5lim.0 oh. Not joking. And a fourth one is coming out. Also, the 2nd movie songs are great. The third are so bad. So bad. My kids make me watch these so much

That’s what i was hoping for too omg, the angst of not being able to control yourself around someone you love would have been badass but nooo we just get teens with green hair and a fitbit

@@Blasfeminin exactly

to be completely fair... this is a kids movie

@@the-postal-dude well yea, but it would make it more interesting regardless

That would be epic

It like hurts them to fuck with the Z-band so the zombies can’t just switch to human without feeling pain (I’m sorry autism needs to correct you 💀/hj)

I like to keep the race allegory and think of Zed as a black kid putting on white face to impress his romantic interests racist parents

Micheal jackson looking ass

@@Varmit_ but how is that even a thing?? do the zombies change into humans often? do the humans know they can do that?

​@cwahlb1 no, they hacked it remember so no one does this.

Leopards

​@@morbidsearch "I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Exactly

@@fernandolemon9204 Thank you comments section for getting me ratioed by someone who explained what I was referencing

"Oh no! The consequences of my actions! Who could have seen this coming!?"

FR

13:59

That sounds like a brilliant show!

"hey kids dont be racist against those who might be very violent and murderous" thanks disney

The same device that malfunctions pretty easily And would technically malfunction way more at a football game

@@cindixgaming3557 right??? At one point in the movie, someone easily hacks that technology, and Zed genuinely almost instinctively kills someone in cold blood

Hey it's like that original plot of Zootopia with the collars.

Yeah maybe literal zombies aren't the best metaphor for minorities

don’t forget lemonade mouth

Or how he's not building a better boy.

Well said!

@@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0ok I won’t

Search for self-identity or schizophrenia? Seems like a fine line

There's a series called Into The Flesh which has this exact premise!

​@@Sarah-tonin I'd like to hear more

*THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR*

My daughter has been Addison for multiple Halloweens. The 2nd movie songs are the best, but all of the movies have ear worms.

Not forgettable

I literally KNEW a kid born with a white streak of hair. We called him skunk and made fun of him for it so pretty realistic.

Also what doctor wouldn't recognize alien DNA when running tests

@@peppersaltsman6044 I mean since she was born at all they must have analogous chromosomes. Even if they for some reason did a DNA test I doubt they actually checked the straight up code.

My dad's haired turned shock white by the time he was 15

@@iamcool544 I have a patch of white hair on the top of my head and the side and if someone would call me a skunk I would probably return the insult but 10x worse

Well she’s an alien.

literally I was frustrated that zed never pushed back against it 💀💀💀 like wtf why’d they write the story like that

It does in later movies when they find out it's because she's an alien or something 😂

honestly it’s giving when white people are like “i feel like i’m more oppressed now because of the blm movement” yk

preps am I right

I can’t unsee it now! 😭😂

​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo kk

Your first!

Literally when I first saw a promotional picture of Zed, I thought it was for some low-budget Batman parody called something like Joker: The High School Years.

Zed literally just looks like that picture of the guy pointing behind him a saying "get a load of this society"

FRR 😭😭 Like imagine a flesh eating zombie whos only thing is stopping them from fucking gobbling you is this zband watch thing which can fall off at any time, saying that right next to you 💀💀 I'd go sprinting cuz wth

How well did that work out with Justin Bieber and the whole "Yummy" debacle?

i took it as a lil... adult special joke o.O

Idk I'm into it though.

Fr that could be js a hilarious silly line😭

He just dropped that in zombie!

And its perfect because the movies also do this

I got confused in the movies because when he goes zombie mode/watch messes up why didnt he nearly attack someone instead of just looked funky and mad

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

@@Will.cosplay.SolaceI’m p sure it’s cause he was trying really hard to control himself

@@EELisAwesome yes! In the 2nd movie it’s revealed that zombies are so “evolved” that they aren’t so dependent of Z-Bands anymore because a sharp zombie mind can still be in control without it for a while, I guess it’s like holding your breath you can do it for a certain amount of time and after practicing you can last longer but at after a while you’ll need to catch your breath again, the thing is the Z-Band neutralizes their zombie impulses but it also prevents them from using their zombie powers like zombie strength, invulnerability and high tolerance to pain and in the 3rd movie people around SeaBrook already trust zombies so much that they are now allowed to remove their Z-Bands whenever they please so they can access their zombie powers

Society was just fed up with joker meme and thats why anyone green haired was hated

When random youtube commenters come up with better endings that real hollywood writers. To be fair though, a dog could probably write a better movie than this.

Yeah, this movie isnt a good metaphor for racism because in this world the humans had a justifiable reason for being scared of zombies. They literally *ate* people. Whereas in our world racism is just like "those people are different and have more melanin that's scawy 🥺".

@@Waldzkrieger”uhhh that person was born on different soil let’s call them aliens if they try to come over here. Also they have bigger noses 🥺 can incite war pwease”

Wait that''s actually amazing tf

Well, *his dad is a vampire*

Part zombie, part vampire, a dash of werewolf, and a smidgen of alien

​@@erfal19and a mafia boss

​@@erfal19 vampire dad

If he was a zombie how come his hair isnt green then???

I feel like that's clearly terrorism?

@@tealOmega980not that deep

@@axz.173 Their plan was to get a load of zombies to kill dozens of people. That's not me extrapolating, that's in the film itdelf

​@axz.173 but they eat people??? people will die??????

@@axz.173 It's literally in the movie. A person forcing a group of minorities to act bad in order to get the public to hate that group is racially motivated terrorism.

What's the actual reason?

@@bubbsterr4967 In short, she's like...one eighth or one fourth alien or something-

​@@damienearl8302 wtf-

​@Damien Earl but there aren't even aliens in this movie, why wouldn't they just make it something at least related to the entire lore of the movies

@@rodmunch6865 there are aliens in the third movie and their mothership is voiced by RuPaul lmao

Why does this comment have over 400 likes? *Edit: 1.9k *Edit: 3.5k

@@quangamershyguyyz7166 probably because that’s such an unusual quote due to how most zombie movies have no ties to real world racial segregation at all

bro what ☠️

So true, he did say that. 100 emoji.

These are the words of our savior

Thank you

Awesome!

That must have been quite the experience 😭😭

thats insane

i love that

What university? That’s absolutely hilarious 😂

I wonder what that one person thought about there being two more movies lol

@@connorbeith3232 dang I really wish I knew, lol. I went home after the taping and watched Zombies myself and… let’s just say Danny’s review feels very validating hahaha

😂😅

Poor girl, she was just trying to bond with the crowd 😂

now that is unfortunate

She only gets more frustrating as the movies go on. She joins every single oppressed monster group that comes around and acts like she's one of them just because she has one flaw. The worst part is, I feel like she could've had a really good and relatable character arc about her figuring out her identity, but it was super poorly executed.

what do you mean being light blonde is exactly the same as racism

@@deen7530 maybe this movie would be better if the metaphor was homophobia or transphobia rather than racism 🧐

And she says "You haven't done anything wrong, besides being you" lol

​@@Nathan-Croft I love you, but your whole existence is what's wrong!!!1 kiss kiss hug

alien

Yeah, me too. I’m certainly not going to watch them.

It’s so funny how Addison every movie wants to be apart of the new minority

its from old age

She ends up being an alien

no cause i unironically loved it so much and even wanted to learn the choreography and lyrics 😭

white people want to be oppressed so badly lmao

She definitely puts blm or stop Asian hate in her bio when she dates a poc

It’s very very how white or straight or etc majority group often act, and it is indeed that foolish

oh i seen one better from tiktok the other day, straight white model men saying "I heard you're looking for diversity" and proceed to say that he grew up with acnes 😂

@@alexia3552 It’s a little disappointing how this point went over most people’s heads considering several people commented it & have thousands of likes…

fr

Twilight, but for children!

Can then they never talk about the trolls ever again (plot twist: they got eaten by life size burgins)

@@Very-Uncorrect the fact they didnt add 𝙫𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙨 is what keeps zombies from being related to twilight..

@@Very-Uncorrectbut still funny! :D

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

Huh? Breaking character?

@@frickfrack7075 dead serious, and he didn't stop and laugh or explain what his thought process was on the scene itself, which we usually does for jokes.

@@bananaboatcharlie he's not playing a character to break is my point. I never heard him bully anyone either.

@@frickfrack7075 Not what I meant by breaking character. The joke is that Danny acts like the kids in the movie and mocks one of them the way they mocked Addison. The fact that he does it with a straight face and moves on without a word was very funny to me. And 13:46

And a werewolf 😂

W H A T

I swear its the same film every time though lmao

Explain

what

I’ve never even seen albino actors, that could’ve been so cool.

calling hrt my z-band now

Lol

@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok_I_won’t_lmao

​@@swarmofgeese hrt and antidepressants are basically z-bands lmao

​@mammoneymelon idk if y'all realize this, but that's probably not the best analogy to be making... kind of has some not so subtle negative implications doesn't it?

Its a masterpiece, give us 10 more movies 🙌

Sadly the most realistic part of the movie

at least its realistic

Oh you people are serious 😬

@@Ben-hn4nw oh no, we are well aware racism doesn't exist. I mean, im pretty sure black and Asian people don't exist! this movie definitely isn't an obvious metaphor for racism, but instead is a metaphor for tax evasion.

Yo I’m from Nova Scotia too! I’ve heard a lot of DCOMs were filmed here (Brink for example I know was filmed in Mahone Bay), but I never considered that Zombies (or any of the other movies Danny’s covered) might be. That’s interesting!

@@noriakikakyoin5745 it wasnt filmed here. i said cheerleaders from ns were in the movie. it was filmed in toronto

@@bhperfig349 Ah unfortunate. Still cool though

You should eventually break the news by making her watch this video and read this comment after

Man 😭

Nahhhhh I'd be mad 😂

That is a secret you keep to the grave

"dead set" i stan by that pun whether indended or not

pov you forget to charge your apple watch...

Truly terrifying

it's so weird when kids movies try to make allegories for racism where the "races" are different species because they almost always make segregation seem like the reasonable option, and it has some very Unfortunate implications

@@jasperjazzieya it’s a racism allegory where the racism is like pretty justifiable. Like a totally reasonable and probably ideal compromise when one of the species potentially eats the other is…. Separate but equal. So…. Ya…

The whole Z band thing kind of reminds me of what the animated film "Zootopia" was originally going to be like, where all the predators wore collars to control them. And Disney tossed that part of the story out since it was going to be problematic.......

It's similar to why zootopia doesn't work, both zombies and predators were a threat + have the opportunity to continue to be a threat, the prey/humans have genuine reasons to be afraid of them, racism doesn't work like that idk why directors are convinced it makes sense

Same way as when Rowling claimed werewolves were an allegory for HIV/AIDS. Like what?? Ppl with HIV do not go around attacking others (including children) to give it to them ☠️☠️

comparing minorities to hostile creatures comes off as very racist. idk what these directors are thinking.

I think a stand in works fine provided it isn't inherently harmful. By it's very nature an allegory is never going to be an exact match.

@@horrordyke to me the way I make sense of it is that with kids movies, as is what most of these movies are, Racism is a very heavy topic and while it is important to teach kids about these issues you need to do it in a way that won't traumatize them, like there's a reason movies like the OG Disney's Pinoccho aren't being made anymore and it's also easier to explain to kids who is who by giving each side defining characteristics that set them apart, there are definitely better ways to do this than Z-O-M-B-I-E-S or any other movie who use genuinely dangerous characters as the oppressed people but there's also a fine line between explaining heavy topics and getting sued this movie still sucks but that's just my opinion on the matter, I'm an internet stranger with too much time on my hands.

Well in the song he does say “and this might not make you feel better but i wish it was Nick”

~I roasted kevin jonas~

Character development

The aliens were WILD

If they make another film it’s gonna be about vampires or trolls 😂

@@dfx13productions47 or mermaid that turns out to be Addison aunt on her grandpaside

What is the real reason though?

​@@pancakesxoxo1064 she's an alien. No I'm not joking

Fr

Honestly, if they didn't stop it at three, I would've genuinely loved to see a troll or ogre based Zombies movie-

Fr

@@damienearl8302 honestly same 😂

there’s also vampires ! if you count the animated spin off episode canon

True. Looks like plastic.

Also as the movies go on her white hair gets progressively less white and turns platinum blonde. But sure Addison, go off about how hard you have it because your hair is more blonde than normal.

Also that she's deeply insecure about it, but she choses a wig, which can fall off at any time, instead of dyeing her hair. Although apparently hair dye doesn't exist in this world because no zombie dyes their hair black. edit: Y'all can stop commenting in the lore she can't dye it, I understand.

EXACTLY

​@@aldranzam3456 in the movie she said dye didn't work on her hair

Never saw the (worse) sequel

don't lie to the poor man, Jason! ur name is not GREG

@@skipskylark9525 no…. Jason’s my middle name, I swear

@@skipskylark9525 are you saying.... You're not a Greg? C'mon

Don't y'all reply every time, as if he's in the room with you? That was just me, then?

​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok

even in his not total zombie form

maybe we all misunderstood it, its a safe room for zombies and addison just didnt realize and its really there to protect their new students and its required by the new law

@@daryncollins7640 love it

She probably just forgot to lock it or because how zombies just are sorta in a basic humane state they’re able to figure it out.

Honestly, not that inaccurate. Remember when people unironically thought that desks would protect them from literal nuclear annihilation.

Nah you need that danny bump for exposure

honestly me too

Honestly I would love to have Danny make a video of a bad movie I made so I can make better movies lol

Good incentive 😈

that's all our fears

🤣🤣🤣

Bald Zombies are likely better at looking human than their fellows

They even show a bald zombie in the power plant scene and Danny put it in

@@ItsPartlySunny 🤓

he was slightly pink tho

Yoooooo it's Mr. Wallace 😮😮😮😮

True

I-

Please tell me that isn’t an actual commercial-

@@Punk-possumbuddy I am so sorry you had to find out this way

Being sober

My farts are better than Danny's farts.

​@@niraxlevi9930hmm interesting

@@niraxlevi9930 brave of you to assume he wasnt on horse tranquilizer while filming this.

@@roxirock5455 (he was)

That is so true

he was very clearly anti integration. Very problematic.

@@iamcool544 I mean... What if they eat our dogs???

I don’t want my future kids being with them darn WALKERS

@@bringbackdaredevil8541 add a 👴🏻

@@ZigZoxyLMAOOO

I was thinking the exact same thing!!

Unicorns

Black people

@@deltap6967 black people are mythical creatures

Within Reason. You don't want mythical creatures that eat people, so avoid using Werewolves in the movie.

What was the explanation?

she's apparently an alien@@phoenixwright1868

@@phoenixwright1868 shes an alien

@@phoenixwright1868in the third movie, aliens come to their twin, and turns out Addison’s grandmother was one, and she’s part alien 💀

@@chichigrubs yeah ok Danny's explanation is way better.

@@polkadotss I can’t read can you repeat that I’m very sorry…

the "normal" you described just sounds like right wing republicans lmao

I remember watching this movie, I completely forgot about this movie and I'm so glad he made a video on it finally

So a cult

It’s the exact opposite of that but ok pop off

No no no no no I’M Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

No I am :)

No I'm!

You're all wrong, I'M Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

But if IM zombies and YOURE zombies, then whos driving the car?????

They are not cured. Their symptoms are suppressed. It's not the same.

I mean, did you see how fast his band broke. I'd be pretty afraid if the only difference between someone eating me and not is a small impact

Their "zombieism" wasn't cured, it was "treated" with a bracelet that can malfunction easily.

i mean that's kinda the point, it's a lukewarm commentary on discrimination

They aren't cured, they can turn anytime the handwatch malfunctions.

You must be so proud!

@@xXSqueezeXx_Booksits a joke

@@onipot9639an you imagine if that happend in real life?

It’s a joke :)

@@onipot9639who are you talking to?