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I made a list of the reasons why my wife wouldn’t make love to me. 

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@FarmerFpv
@FarmerFpv Год назад
At least she didn't1 say: "I already had sex today, but thank you." 😂
@dfuss2756
@dfuss2756 Год назад
That was so darn funny!
@callofthewildoutdoors
@callofthewildoutdoors Год назад
im sure that was the actual issue almost everytime
@janettheado8153
@janettheado8153 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@mariaharrison7228
@mariaharrison7228 Год назад
Oh, that is brilliant 😀
@snarlbuckle
@snarlbuckle Год назад
That's because it would have been the truth.
@notsohunkeymonkey9624
@notsohunkeymonkey9624 Год назад
"Might as well call me a house hooker" made me wheeze so hard i lost calories
@notsohunkeymonkey9624
@notsohunkeymonkey9624 Год назад
Nah your just a bot
@Zytek.
@Zytek. Год назад
@@notsohunkeymonkey9624 forgot to switch accounts
@pufflord_gamesonicsoloesyo2365
@@Zytek. L. M. FUCKING. A. OOOOOOOOOO
@yankeerose9011
@yankeerose9011 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@danaparker3595
@danaparker3595 10 месяцев назад
😂😂
@anitadavis7342
@anitadavis7342 Год назад
I'd say it's safe to say you can add to your list "Because I made a list of the reasons she couldn't make love to me" 🤣
@AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp
@AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp Год назад
🐎
@CinderellaRaptured
@CinderellaRaptured Год назад
I am surprised ‘I’m on my monthly cycle’ wasn’t one of those excuses! LOL
@peterkoch3777
@peterkoch3777 Год назад
Why have gingers red beards? Because period.
@lucianaromulus1408
@lucianaromulus1408 Год назад
If my man doesn't care, I don't care 😉
@shanemitchell477
@shanemitchell477 Год назад
I got my red wings a LOOOONG time ago.
@RazorRamonMachismo
@RazorRamonMachismo Год назад
@@lucianaromulus1408 u nasty
@mbadtoknow6908
@mbadtoknow6908 Год назад
Because that's the only legit reason.
@GaryLiseo
@GaryLiseo Год назад
“I am a Caucasian man” and the dog laughing got me
@nighthawk6663
@nighthawk6663 Год назад
It is fun size not funny size lol
@lightpropulsionguy
@lightpropulsionguy Год назад
Lol same! We've all had the damn dag wink at us! You know that canine is just a c***blocking MF!
@rontalley8385
@rontalley8385 Год назад
Lol
@Truckerdaddy
@Truckerdaddy Год назад
I know his pain lol
@fukuyoutubecucks6376
@fukuyoutubecucks6376 Год назад
Sorry for you but this white boy has the hog leg
@Bayan1905
@Bayan1905 Год назад
I had the same problem with the dog watching us, but once I taught the dog how to write down a score and hold it up afterwards like it was an Olympic judge, it got both of us to step up our game.
@lulumoon6942
@lulumoon6942 Год назад
Problem solver! 👍
@shellieshirley1864
@shellieshirley1864 Год назад
🤣😂🤣 yes!
@coolman6233
@coolman6233 Год назад
LMFAO
@sarahnyhan
@sarahnyhan Год назад
😂😂😂
@MuR111
@MuR111 Год назад
lol 😂
@samiyaferguson9177
@samiyaferguson9177 Год назад
I never turn my husband away, I don’t want him to get discouraged and stop asking, I love that he’s always after me and that’s also why we have 3 kids 😂 my husband is also very attentive in bed so I’m thankful for that ❤️
@deirdremorris9234
@deirdremorris9234 Год назад
Smart!
@jaggirl
@jaggirl Год назад
Thanks for letting us know. Who asked you though? Do you always tell strangers about your sexual activities. 🤭 🤮🤮
@valenvideos1632
@valenvideos1632 Год назад
Same here👍❤️
@deirdremorris9234
@deirdremorris9234 Год назад
@@IChooseJesus9091 I think he is most likely joking or exagerating. Makes for good comedy.
@deirdremorris9234
@deirdremorris9234 Год назад
@@IChooseJesus9091 Possibly. People need to have serious talks before marrying
@jenniferrowe7484
@jenniferrowe7484 Год назад
I think your angel of a wife needs to make a response video😂😂😂
@Recovering_Californian
@Recovering_Californian Год назад
How many nights on the sofa did this video cost you?? LOL
@kramnull8962
@kramnull8962 Год назад
The alarm clock is next to the tv remote in the living room. He's hibernating for the winter.
@wackadoodle8951
@wackadoodle8951 Год назад
15
@rjdaire38
@rjdaire38 Год назад
You share a bed in your marriage?
@OnePieceTractor
@OnePieceTractor Год назад
If you're not getting any, the couch is just as well anyway
@crystalrusmisel1832
@crystalrusmisel1832 Год назад
Rumor has it he’s still there😂
@DOI_ARTS
@DOI_ARTS Год назад
"Because I haven't shaved" Ginger Billy: Me neither!
@samuelpancake4084
@samuelpancake4084 Год назад
Mines on my face yours is down below ... it's cool
@tomtheplummer7322
@tomtheplummer7322 Год назад
Beard and the Beaver. 👍🏻😆
@angelcartagena2375
@angelcartagena2375 11 месяцев назад
No problem! I love the 70’s
@5050TM
@5050TM Год назад
I'm a woman, but marriages scare me. It just seems like a strange dance of avoidance and annoyance with some friendship and trauma bonding sprinkled in.
@MaioFourpaws
@MaioFourpaws Год назад
This is the best definition of a long marriage that I’ve ever heard/read.
@delbert372
@delbert372 Год назад
It’s a covenant, not a mere contract. God designed it, and sexual activity is for the marriage covenant only.
@Maya-ln1os
@Maya-ln1os Год назад
Right? 😆
@carolinesalv
@carolinesalv Год назад
I know just how you feel.It ain't easy thats for sure.
@deirdremorris9234
@deirdremorris9234 Год назад
@@delbert372 Bingo!
@aineoconnell690
@aineoconnell690 Год назад
The dog winking at you and laughing at you had me in wrinkles 😂😂😂
@rubysparrow2975
@rubysparrow2975 Год назад
My reason for saying no to my husband was; I stubbed my toe and it hurts. His answer was; I don't wanna do anything to your toe so let's go, lol. He got me there.....
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose Год назад
😅😅
@butterflychaser4538
@butterflychaser4538 Год назад
Omg I love this😂
@youretoopolitical8611
@youretoopolitical8611 Год назад
He should have respected your right to be left alone
@imperialhistorian4201
@imperialhistorian4201 Год назад
and then they fucked.
@hankschrader5507
@hankschrader5507 Год назад
Hey, that toe isn’t gonna suck itself…
@GWedig
@GWedig Год назад
The only excuse I haven't heard yet from my wife is the Black Friday shopping excuse, and now I'm hesitant to watch this with her because that gives her another excuse to add to the list... Hilarious!
@timrankin8737
@timrankin8737 Год назад
Whats next. Its the Toyotathon sales event this month. Sounds like something my SO Would say.
@scott32714keiser
@scott32714keiser Год назад
It's Thursday
@brianwesley28
@brianwesley28 Год назад
You've heard it's Tuesday?
@stephenjones2472
@stephenjones2472 Год назад
It's a school night
@susanplatt5331
@susanplatt5331 Год назад
How about you don't ask for sex but instead, treat your significant other's with kindness, care, romance and respect. Figure out her love language and remember, women like sex, we want and like orgasms. We ain't gonna make the effort if you only make yourself cum. Most men think a twiddle, a fiddle and a diddle makes them good in bed, it doesn't. It takes you lot minutes to cum, women's bodies are more complex. Make more of an effort for your women and remember, we aren't sex object's. Do the fuckin dishes.
@SB06184
@SB06184 10 месяцев назад
OMG I came across one of his videos this morning. Had never heard of him before but I've been binge watching him since. So damn funny!!
@rockhamm3887
@rockhamm3887 Год назад
Omg I almost hurt myself listening to this when I was working out and started laughing so hard I couldn't lift the weights off my chest 😂😂
@ken-block
@ken-block Год назад
ginger billy never seems to disappoint us
@deviousredneck5109
@deviousredneck5109 Год назад
He never will. I love his movie parody’s!
@sergioschannel
@sergioschannel Год назад
@Erikk Hyndman damn haters be haters lol.
@fisheroffish1034
@fisheroffish1034 Год назад
He seems to disappoint his wife lmao
@lordtark6736
@lordtark6736 Год назад
@@fisheroffish1034 🤣🤣🤣
@jondohnson5538
@jondohnson5538 Год назад
Every single time he disappoints me , I was his 4K sub , 3900 or some shite and I never found him funny. Great guy it appears, but jus not my bag Mann.. ya dig ?
@BayouCouyon
@BayouCouyon Год назад
As a woman, I am rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You made me snort!!! 🤦‍♂️😅🤣
@ronburgundy4375
@ronburgundy4375 Год назад
Lmao yea it's funny until you get slapped with divorce papers or he finds someone els that's willing to take care of his wants and needs
@bluetickbeagles116
@bluetickbeagles116 Год назад
@@ronburgundy4375 ….then go…it’ll be a relief!!
@marteumar8429
@marteumar8429 11 месяцев назад
@@ronburgundy4375have you considered that the reason these women don’t wanna f their husbands and boyfriends because for males sex is about their wants and needs 😂
@thelittlewildkat1
@thelittlewildkat1 5 месяцев назад
😅😅😅😅❤
@notthefbi7932
@notthefbi7932 Год назад
The dog winked and laughed at you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 America needed this 😁👍
@LilStitchy1
@LilStitchy1 Год назад
I literally didn't stop laughing the entire time watching this. Hilarious! Though I'm actually shocked you didn't give the "I have a headache".
@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm
@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm Год назад
I think you just saved my marriage! 🤠It was so good I had to watch it with my wife. Thanks Ginger Billy you are doing God's work.🙏😜🐕
@rachelb2671
@rachelb2671 Год назад
Might have saved yours and blown his at the same time...
@Wesmancan
@Wesmancan Год назад
He didn’t save your manage pal. Only you can do that.
@xuchain
@xuchain Год назад
I hope to hell you're divorced now.
@georgegable5404
@georgegable5404 Год назад
I am surprised" I got a headache " wasn't in the list
@notsohunkeymonkey9624
@notsohunkeymonkey9624 Год назад
Why should you be annoyed ginger billy is the most enjoyable listenable human being out there
@taylorgontkovic4543
@taylorgontkovic4543 Год назад
🤭🤭🤭, Welllll, Hand her a bottle of Magnesium ( nature's smooth muscle relaxer and orgasms ) Are a great headache cure... 🤔🤔..AHHHHHH, That could get the door locked, but u tell her u looking after health...🤷‍♀️🤣😂
@jaggirl
@jaggirl Год назад
She's a nurse though. Cupboard full of remedies.🤣
@timdearborn7192
@timdearborn7192 11 месяцев назад
Ask your wife first, "Can I get you any aspirin?" before making any advances. That takes that excuse of the table😁.
@michaelfrost2867
@michaelfrost2867 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤. You’re a National Treasure of Comedy 🎉🎉🎉❤❤
@peacefulpear8
@peacefulpear8 Год назад
I gave some advice to a male friend of mine after he got married. I am going to share that with yall. A woman wants to feel her husband is supporting her in her own duties. If you (the man) started cleaning for her in her daily duties. Vaccuming, mopping, dishes etc. Help making the bed is a huge one. I can't explain it but it works like aphrodesiac on us women. Help cooking can also have a similar affect but mainly its the cleaning. My friend after trying this randomly with his wife called me and said he couldn't believe the difference this made in their relationship especially in that area. Don't do these things with expectancy. Your wife will be first shocked, may even test you to see if this is a new leaf you have turned over or if your just faking it for something you want. Have some sincerity in the helping her that you want to support her in the upkeep of the home you both share.
@Gintoki_Madao
@Gintoki_Madao Год назад
This isn't legit advise It's either she wants to or she doesn't. Stress or no stress, if a woman wants to, she will
@forensicgirl
@forensicgirl Год назад
​​@@Gintoki_Madao Being responsible for most or all of the housework can be stressful. Stress can reduce interest in sex
@crashnbl1
@crashnbl1 Год назад
But she gets mad if I try to relieve her stress and get it somewhere else
@mfcobb1
@mfcobb1 11 месяцев назад
This is not true. It is a setup.
@Cent51
@Cent51 11 месяцев назад
Stay in your lane chicky poo, this is some BS advise.. After 16 years of me being 50/50 partner with cleaning, cooking, washing and providing money, even though she was working herself, I had to ask, make a date and time and then I would still get turned down. Those draw strings on the pajams pants is a strong force field of nope rope..
@Trainwreck_Art
@Trainwreck_Art Год назад
Honestly, the dog thing cracked me up, bc we legit have to lock the dog out of the room. The staring is creepy enough, but my husband won't get nekkid around the dog because of the time he tried to shower with him thinking it'd be easier to bathe the dog that way. Let's just say he screamed like a 6 year old girl and hasn't gotten over the trauma of the dog trying to help him wash his bits. As for the gyno appointment thing...that's valid, actually. You don't even want to know what all is involved, but they take scrapings and samples, and I've been told not to do anything for 3 days before an exam because they need the samples to be JUST you, if you get my drift. Also, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT try to get your freak on for a day or two AFTER a gyno appointment. It's a part of life we have to deal with, but some parts of those exams HURT, and I don't think I've ever had one that I didn't ache for a day or two afterward.
@seanworkman431
@seanworkman431 Год назад
My dog used to dry hump the bed while my girlfriend laughed and I was the one getting all shy about it
@stephanielu7694
@stephanielu7694 Год назад
My husband accompanied me to one of my gyno appointments and he was literally traumatized by it! He didn't want sex or to do anything with me down there for a week! 😂 He couldn't believe me that I was "fine down there" after having all that happen to me
@Trainwreck_Art
@Trainwreck_Art Год назад
@Public Square What an odd thing to say. Why on earth would I NOT be going to an actual doctor?
@stephanielu7694
@stephanielu7694 Год назад
@publicsquare7982 a gynecologist IS an actual Doctor. That's like saying a cardiologist isn't a real doctor. They're doctors that are specialized in a certain field
@c.i.m.1600
@c.i.m.1600 Год назад
Howdy, I hope he didn't drop the soap?
@professionalcommenter
@professionalcommenter Год назад
As a woman, I have not used those excuses as I'm like a convenient store, open 24/7.
@daltonred1156
@daltonred1156 Год назад
Bless your heart 😂 😂 I’ve got the opposite of that conversation I’ve been told I’m not store open 24/7 DALTON
@kramnull8962
@kramnull8962 Год назад
Notice he was gonna get her to pray over his turkey neck on thanksgiving.
@kj7792
@kj7792 Год назад
Right? Same. He is done after 45 though🤕 I broke him
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Год назад
(In the voice of Butthead): “Hey baby.”
@coolman6233
@coolman6233 Год назад
WANT MY NUMBER
@Terri_MacKay
@Terri_MacKay 2 месяца назад
One calorie!! I'm in tears!! 🤣🤣🤣
@petercarmeci8317
@petercarmeci8317 Год назад
😂🤣😂🤣🤣 I’ve heard them all after 18 years of marriage. I got to turn the tables the other night, though. After 4 days of getting denied, she came into the room and said, “Let’s have fun…” I told her “Where were you ten minutes ago? I just had sex with myself.. Twice..” man was she a little angry.
@krumby
@krumby 11 месяцев назад
🤣🤣
@cheryl5218
@cheryl5218 Год назад
That was hysterical 🤣 Your wife is awesome. I am pretty sure I've used most of those excuses. Your facial expressions where sooo funny 😄
@ronburgundy4375
@ronburgundy4375 Год назад
If this is true this isn't awesome
@slowednation999
@slowednation999 Год назад
"Her exact words were, 'It's SUNDAY.'" got me 🤣
@Swagberryy
@Swagberryy Год назад
And dont forget Monday and Tuesday 🤣
@rjabja
@rjabja 2 месяца назад
After all those excuses and not one of them was having a headache! She is creative for sure. 😂🤣
@thuhuong8838
@thuhuong8838 Год назад
This is progressively more wholesome the more you watch
@MoStBlEsSeD
@MoStBlEsSeD Год назад
Congrats on the 10 yrs brotha.. dog was definitely laughing😂😂
@robertstrickland2184
@robertstrickland2184 Год назад
Lol ..I have been married 2 times. My first wife made all those excuses sometimes. I'm now in my second marriage and I don't know if it's because I'm older now or what, but my second and last, forever wife is completely insatiable. She has even told me to never ask....just do.
@5050TM
@5050TM Год назад
🥰
@DemonRuby
@DemonRuby Год назад
This is exactly how I am too. If my man wants me, he just needs to come and take me. It's a major turn on for me 😄
@Timbertrussminifarm
@Timbertrussminifarm Год назад
This is how I wish my husband was …I love it when men are deeply manly and take what they want! Its so hot. My husband just looks at me and is like do you wanna have sex 😒🫤
@twinqt578
@twinqt578 Год назад
@@DemonRuby same. I hardly ever do what I'm asked but I almost always do what I'm told🤷🏻‍♀️.
@deirdremorris9234
@deirdremorris9234 Год назад
Better start working out and Do NOT drop the ball in this area!
@tarajoyce3598
@tarajoyce3598 Год назад
How kind of her to spare your feelings. No one wants to hear that after years of hoping the sex would improve she'd just rather not bother anymore.
@jennifermiller7813
@jennifermiller7813 Год назад
Thank you for bringing laughter to us all
@cris-RN
@cris-RN Год назад
I'm a wife and I approve these reasons!! 🤣🤣
@born-in-Atlanta
@born-in-Atlanta 10 месяцев назад
SHAME ON YOU!!!😂
@cris-RN
@cris-RN 10 месяцев назад
@@born-in-Atlanta ....🤣🤣🤣
@born-in-Atlanta
@born-in-Atlanta 10 месяцев назад
@@cris-RN work and lovin’ accelerated my degenerative disc - Retired with disability…back fusion…spinal cord stimulator…she doesn’t have to deal with my desires anymore😂 We were GREAT while it lasted!
@LucLightWolf121
@LucLightWolf121 5 месяцев назад
I bet you do!😂
@tomh9391
@tomh9391 Год назад
Props to your wife for supporting you and your content !tell her that we ( the viewers ) thank her for allowing you to do this and being part of it because I can't think of one of your videos that has never let us down and always puts a smile on our faces . You and your videos make our days just how much better. so on behalf of everybody on here thank your wife for us and thank you for coming up with this hilarious stuff LMFAO 🤘😎🤘
@augustsnowfall5189
@augustsnowfall5189 Год назад
I know right, she’s a real good sport. You know your marriage is working when you can laugh at yourselves.💖🇦🇺
@aprilgeneric8027
@aprilgeneric8027 Год назад
4:45 that's actually a complement, you get her so worked up and wild, she done plumb gets wore out and turnt into a rag doll
@centraltexashomestead-mike4956
So glad we found this channel. We have a channel about gardening and cooking (retired chef). This is the best, Thanks Ginger Billy!
@Shah-of-the-Shinebox
@Shah-of-the-Shinebox Год назад
Protect this man at costs
@LaMadameDemoiselleDeMendoza
🗣️📢 I said that too!! I said that too!! 🗣️📢 (When I first started watchin' him. 😁)
@markgressett9000
@markgressett9000 Год назад
Thanks for saying out loud what we can’t say to her(my spouse)!
@rjdaire38
@rjdaire38 Год назад
I'm so afraid to say this out loud that I'm even scared to share this video lol
@jaggirl
@jaggirl Год назад
Lack of communication. 🤣
@SB-ll8ow
@SB-ll8ow Год назад
You and your spouse need to have better communication. You guys need to talk about your needs vs. her needs.
@evy2837
@evy2837 Год назад
Damn it Billy you missed a huuuuuge one. "Because I think I'm getting my period "🤣🤣🤣
@Wendy-sj6di
@Wendy-sj6di Год назад
What about "I have a headache"😆
@samanthajones1044
@samanthajones1044 Год назад
😂 the shopping excuse 🤣 too funny
@albertjefferson5446
@albertjefferson5446 Год назад
You forgot one the kids are still awake LOL🤣🤣
@kramnull8962
@kramnull8962 Год назад
or they are asleep. story goes both ways.
@mitchbrown6652
@mitchbrown6652 Год назад
@@kramnull8962 Ya everyone knows that the best time bangin is when kids are awake and running around. lol please don't reproduce
@kramnull8962
@kramnull8962 Год назад
@@mitchbrown6652 Go look at your nuts in the mirror and have yourself a laugh.
@the_Mrs.
@the_Mrs. Год назад
Guilty. Last time I thought they were asleep… nope. 😅 Came out to find one looking for the “mouse in the living room”. 😂
@mitchbrown6652
@mitchbrown6652 Год назад
@@kramnull8962 Why so sensitive? I guess the kids have been awake for years now, eh???? Hhahahaha go cry somewhere else
@CptNemo3911
@CptNemo3911 Год назад
When I saw this video pop up I knew to go to the other room away from my wife. I would not want to give her anymore excuses than the one she already has. Luv ya Ginger Billy.
@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862
Lol 😊
@seanworkman431
@seanworkman431 Год назад
Oh you poor bastard.
@donnalayne2395
@donnalayne2395 Год назад
Your comment is hilarious 😂
@ravennuckols8107
@ravennuckols8107 Год назад
We need your wife to give us marriage tips on YOUR issues 😆 🤣
@ravennuckols8107
@ravennuckols8107 Год назад
@ginger_billy hahaha let's discuss
@Somebodysnoone553
@Somebodysnoone553 Год назад
Bowing down to your beautiful wife! Thank you for the ideas! 🤣🤣🤣 love your content soo much Ginger Billy! Sending so much love to you and your beautiful and very tolerant Mrs.!❤
@krystalphillips5614
@krystalphillips5614 Год назад
My husband knows I have an open door policy, but that’s not to say that he hasn’t done the dishes for me as a kind of sexual insurance. Also, I’ve done the “If you do this for me I’ll give you this..” we called it Barter Town, like from MadMax Thunderdome, and the rules were the same “Bust the deal, face the wheel” which basically meant dealers choice. If anything the roles are reversed, I could list 15 reasons why he won’t put out. Usually it the “I’m tired” bullshit
@heather__kay
@heather__kay Год назад
I wish my husband was tired. 🤣🤣🤣
@ShamusMia
@ShamusMia 3 месяца назад
Thank you for another hilarious video…watching these really make my day
@carolilseanne2175
@carolilseanne2175 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣 love the story of the dog, they do just STARE sometimes. Made me laugh out loud ❤
@panicmosem5969
@panicmosem5969 8 месяцев назад
This is the TRUTH! It IS weird to look over and your dogs sitting there with its tongue hanging out and panting!!! 😂
@axuriffgaming
@axuriffgaming Год назад
"..might as well call me a house hooker.." Ain't that the truth! 😂😂
@timw.8135
@timw.8135 Год назад
Ginger Billy as the voice of authority. When he talks, y’all listen.
@matraiildiko5740
@matraiildiko5740 Год назад
Thanks for brightening up my day.
@allisonfarrell1802
@allisonfarrell1802 Год назад
I absolutely love your channel. Makes me laugh my butt off. Thank you 😅
@mtb_prodigy4856
@mtb_prodigy4856 Год назад
I actually said truck gang at school today and the dudes went wild and we started talking about ginger billy This double made my day
@kj7792
@kj7792 Год назад
FCK ya!!! Truck Gang. Fcking Ford Ranger😎🤘🇺🇸
@bigjohn962
@bigjohn962 Год назад
Just be glad she did not use the one my wife dropped on me out of the blue one week after we last made love. Her excuse was within one week she did not love me anymore. Six months later we were separated and six months after that we were divorced. Relationships between a man and a woman are so weird.
@diamonje
@diamonje Год назад
Pro tip. Chances are that in a longer a relationship when one party breaks up with the other they didn't just up and fall out of love that day. They'll take their time to make up their mind and by the time they do leave they've already moved on and are ready to start dating again. Hence why you'll see people complaining that their ex already has a new partner a month later. You'd assume that sex would stop happening after the first realization but it's possible they can choose to keep participating so you don't have suspicions until they are ready to leave. (If they do leave...ouuu spooky.) But, I agree, relationships are weird and complicated.
@allyw1364
@allyw1364 Год назад
Sometimes we are just too exhausted dont take it personally 😂
@randomgamer8543
@randomgamer8543 Год назад
Thanks man....Had me laughing, and on some parts relating...🤣👊
@Static_MK3Focus
@Static_MK3Focus Год назад
if we don't see another video from Billy, we all know why. Salute soldier.
@coolman6233
@coolman6233 Год назад
IKR, LMFAO
@rustymullins6623
@rustymullins6623 Год назад
Lol..yeah…ya might see his name in the obituary! Lololol
@KasselsSourSkittlesss
@KasselsSourSkittlesss Год назад
This Is Amazing, Ginger Billy Never Disappoints
@davechristensen8299
@davechristensen8299 Год назад
"I am a Caucasian male!" You say the things we all think but we hesitate to say! You are priceless! We love it! Keep it up!
@oceanhayes1649
@oceanhayes1649 Год назад
Stress ... Low energy ... Suppressed anger
@gunnercarroll1590
@gunnercarroll1590 Год назад
Always has the most straight forward title
@jeremyrendell4333
@jeremyrendell4333 Год назад
Genealogy appointment…. Should of asked her if she also had a dentist appointment to turn the table.
@rickbrown7287
@rickbrown7287 Год назад
😂🤣😂🤣 LMMFAO!! 😂🤣😂🤣
@BentleyJax-River
@BentleyJax-River Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@MichaelPanarelli
@MichaelPanarelli 6 месяцев назад
Il admit my dog looking at me bugs me out!😂😂😂
@wanderingseth
@wanderingseth 4 месяца назад
God I love this guy. Best sense of humour ever ❤
@pattygreen1938
@pattygreen1938 Год назад
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 that is hilarious Ginger Billy. Keep being you 🇨🇦🙋‍♀️❤❤
@john6059
@john6059 Год назад
I had to listen to this with the volume down so my wife didn’t hear any other excuses she could use.
@mattdeinken6580
@mattdeinken6580 Год назад
I got told the "im sleeping" excuse,i said if your sleeping why you answer? Im talking in my sleep was her answer to that
@traveler320ak7
@traveler320ak7 Год назад
Many of those excuses may not be the real reason. We have trouble telling our man the real reason. Here are a couple of reasons we women don’t want to make Love with our man. 1.We aren’t getting satisfied during the Love making session. It’s amazing how many men have no clue what to do, if they do know they refuse to take the time to make it good for us. If it’s all about you getting yours and she is left hanging then she won’t want to do it. 2. Most of us women don’t get horney as quickly as men do…it’s not fun to Make Love if we aren’t wanting it. Maybe leave her alone for a few days between so she can spool up again. 3. If she is busy wait until she isn’t busy, especially if she has small children. 4. If you are just dating and not married and she is paying for the lions share of expenses or dinners out etc..she won’t be ready as often because she is resentful and being resentful is not good for making her want to sleep with her man. It’s good for a man to pay a little more than a women so she feels like you value her. 5. For GODs sake help her around the house…there is nothing sexier than a man that helps a women catch up on the days chores so there is time for a little alone time with a man that knows how to please her.
@Thrillkisser
@Thrillkisser Год назад
You NEVER fail to make me laugh. 😂😂😂 I've nothing but love and respect for you! ✌️🖤
@chief65tosspowertrap43
@chief65tosspowertrap43 Год назад
God bless you Ginger billy. Respect because I know you spent some time probably to this day on the couch
@MarySchipke
@MarySchipke Год назад
He is a prime reason why I never got married. I would die laughing..
@IRLSuperb
@IRLSuperb Год назад
If you’re new to this video and this guys channel, you should know that this is all an act. He doesn’t speak this way and this is just for fun. he does this every video but this is not how to use personally. Maybe you need to scrap that as one of the reasons why you didn’t get married and pick a real one.
@jaggirl
@jaggirl Год назад
Assuming you married a funny guy..
@pinkhare4344
@pinkhare4344 Год назад
I’ve about heard everyone of those in my lifetime 😆🤣😂 thanks for the great laugh! I needed it big time!
@aryabolton2949
@aryabolton2949 Год назад
I can't!!!! 🤣 I nearly woke my dang husband out of a sound sleep, because I was church laughing! ( trying hard not to laugh, thus actually laughing louder, and harder, the more I tried not to laugh 😆)
@aryabolton2949
@aryabolton2949 Год назад
@ginger_billy what's that?
@butwhytho4858
@butwhytho4858 Год назад
Sending this one straight to my husband… reason #1 here… paper thing single wide and I’m tryin to keep my kids out of therapy for the rest of their lives 🤣🤣🤣
@jeremywilson3734
@jeremywilson3734 Год назад
You are going to sleep alone for a loooong time after this episode !
@thisiswhatilike54
@thisiswhatilike54 Год назад
Sounds like he already has been for a while
@rustickguy8594
@rustickguy8594 Год назад
Welcome to married life sport.
@LuisaD93
@LuisaD93 Год назад
It was the “it’s Sunday, it’s Monday, it’s Tuesday” that got me the most but they’re all hilarious 🤣
@johnpalermo4466
@johnpalermo4466 Год назад
I'm pretty sure it's safe to say GB's wife ain't refusing that handsome southern cuss. 😆
@Janeintheok
@Janeintheok Год назад
The dog's looking at us...😏😂
@evergreenthuja5275
@evergreenthuja5275 Год назад
0:47 🤣🤣DOOD ! ! ! The Gynecologist Don't Look DOWN THERE 👇🏼👀 . The Gynecologist Looks UP IN THERE ☝🏼👀( What On Earth Have You Been Doing To Her ? ) 🤣🤣
@catswildlife4969
@catswildlife4969 Год назад
When I heard the first one, I had to get my husband to listen to it. OMG too funny! You crack me up!
@deborahaumiller7391
@deborahaumiller7391 6 дней назад
Ginger Billy! You brought that CAT home, remember??😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Panwere36
@Panwere36 Год назад
Thank you, for this video.. and congrats on your ten years of marriage.
@shayna4444
@shayna4444 Год назад
This sounds like a poem that's going to be timeless now ✨
@theneedle_drop40
@theneedle_drop40 Год назад
🔝Let's talk ♨️
@leonasloan7618
@leonasloan7618 Год назад
It's hilarious because the reasons are all valid. There are wives taking notes on your wife's brilliance.
@maxwellmwanza5529
@maxwellmwanza5529 11 месяцев назад
The caucasian male damage joke was really funny 😂
@kenuber4766
@kenuber4766 Год назад
Sometimes, i'd just rather play 5 on 1 instead of asking for favors!! Lol
@JW-fq1pp
@JW-fq1pp Год назад
Got a date with Rosie?
@seregill13
@seregill13 Год назад
My first time hearing "5 on 1" I love it
@kramnull8962
@kramnull8962 Год назад
@@seregill13 Sounds like a fight to the end.
@kenuber4766
@kenuber4766 Год назад
@@kramnull8962 HaHaHaHa
@johnnyshell2839
@johnnyshell2839 Год назад
Oh hell yeah. She must be my wife's sister. LMAO
@coolman6233
@coolman6233 Год назад
LMFAO
@betsyjones2912
@betsyjones2912 Год назад
Oh boy you are a natural comedian I’ve never laughed so much 😂😂
@j.s.2281
@j.s.2281 Год назад
This channel deserves every subscriber and even more!
@jshelton100
@jshelton100 Год назад
If you want to spice up your marriage, then learn to dance like Channing Tatum in “Magic Mike”. 😂
@irishpatti3152
@irishpatti3152 Год назад
Or the hockey player in "13 Going on 30" a strip tease to "IceIceBaby"
@shawnee.
@shawnee. Год назад
Oh my gosh, no.... men trying to be sexy is just... no🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ thats a woman's place. men's place is to be charming, reassuring, romantic, considerate
@daphnelattimer9952
@daphnelattimer9952 Год назад
No, just dance like Ginger Billy when he washes his truck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Todd-cf8nl
@Todd-cf8nl Год назад
Glad to see you ain’t gotten so famous and soft that you’ve lost your calluses from not working! Love ya Billy!
@surenemcclon958
@surenemcclon958 Год назад
Love your comedy, and number 7 is totally legit!
@hotrod2804
@hotrod2804 Год назад
You always have old lady Thumb, and her four daughters.😂🤣😂🤣
@mikenewman7829
@mikenewman7829 Год назад
On the next episode of ginger billy... We go to the ER to get my wife's foot removed from my rear end. After she sees this 🤣🤣
@ilovemeatpies5517
@ilovemeatpies5517 Год назад
It's the other way around in my marriage. I wish my man would initiate 🤣
@theneedle_drop40
@theneedle_drop40 Год назад
🔝Let's talk ✨️👆
@MamaSass
@MamaSass Год назад
You're so funny. Never stop.
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