I may have gone too far in people playground 

Kevin: *brutally murders Crabmeat* Also Kevin: Look how they massacred my boy

“are u living son?” *proceeds to kick his own son*

The image of 20 humans being stuffed into a small room, and pumped out of their blood is honestly quite horrifying. Congrats Kevin, you made me feel something!

1:50 Crabmeat: *flopped over the barrels, spine clearly broken, limp as a noodle* Kevin: "aw, look, he's relaxing!"

Imagine Kevin being assigned as your nurse for blood donating, pure fear.

“Is that screaming or static?” That’s the people popping like the little blood filled balloons they are, Kevin.

"The only playground I'm legally allowed to go near anymore" what

"I know he spits acid at the children, but he's cheaper than any other bus driver." I'm about to cry. XDDDD

I like how Kevin acts horrified when he’s the one causing the destruction

We need Jeff, Crabmeat, and Powertool in the Sims. I feel like they'd get along really well with the Dear Leader, Jim Pickens.

5:37 "Oh here we go!" *Literally the sounds of the underworld opening up to collect all of their souls*

3:04 "Aw they massacred my boy!" I'm beginning to believe that Kevin lacks an understanding of cause and effect

Kevin: “You know what, I’ve massacred enough people” Also Kevin: continues to massacre many more people

“It’s like a school play” brought me to laughing tears.

Kevin: literally crushes a horde of people with a car Kevin’s Brain: This seems like an appropriate time to clap

“It’s mashing them up but in a PowerPoint presentation😭”-Kevin 2020

Soon the baby drop kick meme will transcend to the point where all he has to do is show one frame of him standing in his yard for us to get it

The first dislike was crabmeat because he doesn’t like what you named him

Kevin: **Scientifically discovering new murder methods** Also Kevin: *"Me like pistons! Me like pistons!"*

"Always complain until you get what you want." That was a perfect opportunity for a Kevin Life Tip.

bus salesman: "what kind of bus are you looking for?" kevo: "idk, I just need to put out a fire"

I love how Kevin can see the wire that literally says it transfers blood, and his first course of action is to use industrial pistons on Jeff🤣

The idea that Jeff and crabmeat's dad is weirdly like a stereotypical dad but also weirdly very dangerous and chaotic is something I really love?? It gives me professor membrane vibes and I love it

Literally bought this game after the first video he did on this. I have way too much fun with it. Also Kevin, pressing the "a" and "d" keys will rotate the object you're holding and hold it steady wherever you point it, and the "f" key will activate whatever you're holding or hovering the mouse over.

"Just complain until you get what you want" - CallmeKaren, 2020

No Kev, there’s no such thing as too far, we must go even further beyond.

*Power tool sliding across the floor* "SON" had me dying 😅

"oh my god, what are you doing, stepbro?" I'm-💀💀💀

“The only playground im legally allowed to go near anymore” Oh no Kevin has turned into a discord mod

Kevin torturing Jeff is how I imagine Jim tortures Kevin.

Kevin: *Adds a new Sim to the Pickens Cinematic Universe* Kevin's Audience: You poor thing, you spawned into pain

No one: Jeff: Crabmeat: *is thrust into existence on top of Jeff* Kevin: oMg wHat aRE yOu dOiNg sTePbRo?!

I have a feeling that zoom in on "quit" is foreboding something horrible. It's not surprising that Kevin does something horrible, I just like the foreshadowing.

Anytime in a video that Kevin references anything about having children: Oh I know, I’ll have that clip of me kicking a doll in the video!

11:55 That has to be at least a contender for the most American thing Kevin has ever said

“ *-I didn’t actually mean to detonate it, I was just going to violently swing it.-* “ call me Kevin, 2020.

"They grow up and die so fast" - Kevin, your Jim is showing

“Just complain until you get what you want” That is an experienced Karen right there

Richard: do you like hurting other people? Kevin: YES

“I’ve massacred enough people” I never thought Kevin would say this.

I am convinced that we are all just characters in the sims and 2020 is Kevin getting a turn to play

Hey Kevin! Just some tips to help with the game: you can press the "F" key to activate most items, like guns and vehicles; while you hold an object with your mouse, you can hold the "A" or "D" key to rotate them (it's great to stab humans with needles and swords!); to fill that blood container, you need to connect a human and the container with a special rope you can find on the UI on the right (it's red, i think). Hope I could help! Love your vids. Oh and you can add a lot of fun stuff from the steam workshop!

2:34 is what I imagine when Kevin talks about his car accident

In 20 years, we'll have this but it'll be indistinguishable from reality. And Kevin will be an old man who's marionetteing what amounts to real people.

Kevin, you can press "f" to activate items like guns and fans.

Kevin: "Is that screaming or static?" Me: That's the sound of perfection, a wonderful chorus of death, Papa Pickens would be proud of us.

I love how no matter how gruesome the video is Kevin always makes it 10000x more funny

I love Kevin's dedication to using that baby-doll-kicking clip at any opportunity

'I may have gone too far' I didn't know Kevin was capable of feeling remorse. Weird.

I feel like Kevin is trying to burn down his house by making his PC heat up to the point that it lights flammable objects around it

Jeff: *dies* Kevin: but look how cute Crabmeat is! *proceeds to kill him* XD

Kevin: **flings a man around, breaking his back and likely killing him** Also Kevin: "Wow, look at him relaxing!"

"I didn't actually mean to detonate it, I was just gonna violently swing it!" Kevin if your RU-vid career flops please go back to retail where you can't hurt anyone. Sincerely, a warehouse worker.

Not even 2 minutes into the video: "What are you doing step-bro?" This is the quality content I subscribed for

“If I grind up enough people, then surely it’ll work.” The water I was drinking almost came right back out the nose xD

“You know what I’ve massacred enough people” i've heard that in about 30 Kevin videos before

I'd love to see kevin go full moviemaker and try to make a comprehensible story in people playground

Who ever disliked in the first 2 minutes will get GLASHNOK Edit: it wasn't that funny but thank you for the 280 likes.

3:04 "ohh they massacred my boi" he says after throwing several syringes at him

Imagine being a mother and walking in on your robot husband doing this: 11:12

Kevin’s so evil he made a mindless AI break down in horror after killing his own brother. Poor Crabmeat.

Lets be honest, a game named "People Playground" is just too fiting for Kevin

Hey Kevin, I just wanted to thank you so much. You helped me through a lot over the years. I'm joining the military tomorrow. United states marine corps. And I'm nervous about the tests tomorrow. So I put on a few of your videos to help me ease my mind. You make such wonderful content and you help a lot of people. I hope you know that. I will always watch your content. Just wanted to say thank you. Wish me luck

Getting a heart from Kevin is like seeing Jim Pickens in real life. Make of that what you will.

kevin when he literally plays anything besides among us : MASS DESTRUCTION

100% accurate representation of what it's like to bite your own tongue 5:36

The clip where he says “son, it’s time for school” with no context I’d funny.

As a player of this game myself it’s painful watching you right click and press activate you can just press f to quickly activate something and also you can press a and d to rotate items (if you didn’t figure it out yet I couldn’t tell)

“ I don’t know what i did i’m just going to activate the gun” is usually a senetence only spoken by murderers

Jeff and Crabmeat: The most beloved characters from the Kevin-verse.

Aah yes, sitting in my bed knitting a scarf and watching Kevin commit mass murder. This is the life. On a side note, these videos are the light in my life right now, they never fail to make me laugh and cheer up. Thank you so much Kevin, you are amazing! Keep on being.... Ummm... Your special self

I never thought I'd ever hear Kevin say "how do I put out fire".

Kevin: "I thought it would just grind them up and the blood would flow in there!" Therapist: *frantically dialing 911*: "hmm yes...er...and how did that make you feel haha?"

I love how Kevin does stuff that would definitely destroy them, and gets surprised when they are destroyed.

This is the first video that has made me actually laugh in so many months in all of youtube and after a horrible day at that so thank you so much for this kevin

“Awww they massacred my boy” You know, that iconic line from The Godfather that was definitely said exactly like how Kevin said it

Kevin’s boiler broke so he’s resorted to heating up the house using his PC

KEVIN THERE IS A JIM PICKENS MOD FOR PEOPLES PLAYGROUND PLUS A LOT OF FUN MODS I will now stop shouting, thank you

"if I grind up enough people surely it'll work" -Call Me Kevin 2020

1:43 *he's a man of culture!*

Kevin: "I may have gone too far" everyone else: "wow, what a shocker."

Forget Brandon, we have *Crabmeat*

the fact that this game has lore is incredible

Kevin: I'll come back to pistons. Also Kevin...... a right! Pistons!

Kevin:ME LIKE PISTONS Kevin's girlfriend:*visible annoyance*

There's no such thing as "too far" on this channel

9:17 "and now here’s Peter Pannn" 😭

Love your videos, keep up my man!

Jigsaw: "Are you winning son?" Kevin: " Me like piston, Me like piston!" Jigsaw: "giggles" Ps: Kevin please change your gaming chair to a trike.

No one: Call Me Kevin: *Zooms in on Quit*

Yo thanks for making these epic gamer vids they make me happy thanks bro

I love it when Kevin plays this, there’s so many opportunities! I don’t think many people would mind if you made this a series 😂

I feel like Jeff and Crabmeat should be added to The Sims. They're like the perfect Basement prisoners.

Just realized that Kevin has cut his hair... I now need to go back and find when this happened to see if I'm missed it before now...

13:42 Joseph at the end of Stardust Crusaders

12:22 I love how cowering Crabmeat looked up as his dad flew away, and watched him go

Use A & D to rotate items it makes things more “deadly”

"where'd he go? oh there he is! oh there he goes. oh there he was." comedic genius 8:40 LMFAOOOO what a scene

i always look forward to watching your new video before bed, thank u

When the gore scares Kevin... *You know it's time to end the video*