I mounted a Minigun...in a Minivan... 

I’m a Farley ?

Bro that's what michael jackson said

@@corbinmanseill9517 lol

“Now from what I hear, you're usng your paper not for writing but for rollin' doobies! You're gonna be doing alot of doobie rolling when you're living in a van down by the river!!!” Love that guy lmaooo

This shit was so funny 😭😭😭

Needed to smoke some pot with that for uncle hickock

@@russian06374 indeed

Hicock

For a second i thought this was my comment

@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich shut the fuck up dawg

@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich It's more-so the dashed expectations, given the trend of them going "I am not actually X" you'd expect him to say "If we're being honest... I wasn't actually going to the library" but he instead made a completely out of left field joke.

@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich I mean fair enough mate. I am not one to argue against subjective opinions

@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich i found it funny. You didn't who cares. I found it funny cause it was so random

Yes

Absolutely

And the Get it in, Private, get it in as Matt is reloading....Amazing

And that’s now part of the outro in all videos.

2:02 the "man candy" at the end had me dying.

Bro 😂 like there is no way to make this sound normal lmao

Sounds exactly like a conversation I'd have with my wife

Um... doctor...ish

Chad Coffey you can get a doctorate in some really dumb things and still be called doctor. At least Matt actually does medical things.

He said doctor ish because he describes himself that way.

"A Veterinarian, a Sniper and a Strong Man crawl into a van..." And how the joke goes on... watch the vid :P

Elijah Black let’s take the crank off and hook a drill up to it

@@weldin4runna If you can get a large mag (100+ rounds) that doesn't jam every 3rd shot, you'd be on to something.

Cha-Khia Blankenship c

So a vet a vet and a strong man

I feel that man

Yes. He really felt it as he was saying it. Probably very used to screaming over the noises of a humvee in similar situations

Gassed me up real quick!

Matt kinda already did that 👍🙂

He already did

@@anxietyslays6712 really? Like a legit cannon? I'll have to look up that clip.

Chronic Gamer 1980 I don’t think he did that but he did shoot a 50cal off a canoe

Ha!! Knee slapper

With a minigun...

3 American men have too much fun in the back of a van. there fixed your headline

Sounds gay

"Ends with white splatters all over the van"

@@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420 correction, a gatling gun.. And to be honest this is the best man candy I've ever seen, well other than

Yeah that was insane

😂

*”CONTACT! CONTACT RIGHT! GET IT IN PRIVATE GET IT IN!”*

@@aplasticbag6222 im 4 months late but that audio by itself sounds straight out of a war movie. Nick is so fucking cool

That’s the start of the new outro btw.

Every situation is a don't tell Mer situation.

This is between the boys (& female viewers ofc just not mere)

Yup

omg is this cod

Call of duty shit going down

I agree

I almost hit thumbs up on your post but it was at 420 and that would be bad luck.

same here, absolutly perfect delivery

I loled

Lol totally unexpected, Is anyone certain?

@@tatertots-n-soup that's classified just like the moon op

This had me straight rollin! And then when he's hittin the hundred mag, I near pissed myself at his struggle and yelling "WE NEED MORE GREASE!!!"

Noice😂😂😂😂😂😂

Noice

But how do you have a gf if your with the bois?

Why I’m single as a Pringle

Boiz*

Bahahaha yeah RIP Chris Farley

Mat Foley

F

Still do!

ItchyPrince 379 beat me to it by 8 min

Officer: Son, is it electric or hydraulic powered, because... Matt: It's hand cranked, officer. Officer: Cool man! Can I try it?!

Corona Virus I knew this would be a joke😂

@@SonsOfLorgar officer : spinning the crank in god speed

I’m getting looking in the waiting room at the clinic I’m at for laughing so hard

😂😂😂

That got me so good lol 🤣🤣

I lost it just before Nick did.

😂🤣🤣

Gary King “and a nazi” nick

Welcome to steampunk era my bro

God damn I'm so jellin!!! this shit looks bad ass!

@@jeremiahsmith4235 Don't we all?

Kick their balls... wait was that the wrong answer

Hi

Plot twist: you don't have a wife OoOoOoOoOoO (Jk)

Me: yes

Lmao

Clearly you have never seen the Quadhawk or the 8 barrel shotgun :p

MrBearDT lol! Ha ha!!

Technically the Gatling gun is not considered fully automatic because you have to power it yourself that’s what I know I’m not sure If that is correct

@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 from what i know a automatic firearm is a gun the fires multiple shots from one trigger pull. So you are correct on your description of that Gatling gun, this isn't considerd a fully auto gun because it's man powered instead of one trigger spinning the barrels and mechanism, the m134 minigun is a fully auto weapon because of one push of two buttons and next thing ya know 500 rps 1000 rpm. Yes I have shot a m134 it's very fun and very loud even with ear pro.

todd jensen thats right cause a machinegun fires as you keep the trigger pulled

tanner fox its when you hold the trigger down and it keeps shooting not more than one shot per trigger pull cause if that was the case a double barrel shotgun that fired both barrels with one trigger pull would be a machine gun i think youre going by the atfs determination which is completely just a lie

I did too wtf XD

Everyone who saw it

@White Working Class Pride bruh

@White Working Class Pride it was just a joke, no need to be saltt

Jack Of Most Trades stfu rasist ass bitch

Yep bro is he not really British eaither

After this he robs a bank with a 1886 battling gun

He legit looks like hagrid tho

Damn i wanted to say that

NOOOOO

Wish.com ac 130

That's the first time something at home is better

If I’m being completely honest.....I’d kind of rather have a Gatling gun mounted in a mini van

AC-130 above!

ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!

ultimate apocalypse car.

Lol

also future Matt: Has a .50 airsoft minigun, full auto, attached to HUMVEE compressor... totally legal :)

It's just a matter of time

Check out my full auto Greneade launcher

Damn that would be sweet.

Demonitised ranch

TheCrossyRoader your really good jokes good one

COPPA: This is fine....

Quite a 1800 gangster thing to say

“This is my favorite Christmas shirt!!” Lol

Damn straight

LMAO yeah

🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol

Been a long time since a comment made me actually laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂

No not like the math books it's to many

just like the math books prophesied

Nah no your not

LIAR

always someone tryna be different

I don't think that knife would make it halfway through Robert.

@@jordizierz3395 it would bounce off of his hide

UH, he's a Doctor, sort of!!!

“And then he said: “WHAAAAT??””

@@mattjaxdad8693 sniper, strongman and veterinarian sounds even better 😂

Destination? Greatness

Mom why are they jumping naked in that van

this comment deserves more likes

It's almost like Nick has said that before. You know once or twice

Nice NCR veteran Ranger profile pic.

way2sh0rt07grad never

It just did

R.I.P. Chris Farley. A great comedian gone too soon.

I'm so happy other people got that joke!

*Laughs in 9 mm*

He tried it and it didn’t want to work full, had to remove 5 or six shots

You can buy a glock drum mag

Its close. But not the most american thing ever.

Have you seen the Russians??

@@JxmpedCODMobile Thats not so american

@@JxmpedCODMobile that's the opposite of American...

*National Anthem intensifies*

Essam Waqar A skid please.

@@chrisgabbert658 lol

Essam Waqar me when I read RU-vid comments: how many times will I see this stupid fucking comment No.

Love the original comment

Yep

Too late we already here

Agreed

lol I like how he gave him the lowest rank

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fully semi automatic!

A Simple Mohave Desert Tortoise double barrel magazine extended clips