I NEED YOU! 

@@thespiffingbrit I sadly cannot join for my Minecraft is bugged and won't allow me to play online. Have a nice day

*a house is not a home without wilkins coffee*

Hi. Where did you get your avatar? Were you inspired by bob lennon?

You sound a bit like internet historian but with more bass =_=

Can i Join on ps5

No. They tested human stupidity. Spiff is aiming for the top. The utter limit

@@nemesissombria yeah, they've tested that too.

That wasn't what they were testing, that's just what they found.

They've tested the limit repeatedly. The problem is the results have always exceeded any form of measurement.

Hell, Brexit wasn't even that long ago..

How to get rich: Step 1. Buy a ranch ... Ohhh 😞

rich people don't so that, just those with a moderate amount of wealth who want to spend time around horses and cows...for some reason

Bro, even those of us who have land don't want that money, it's too much hassle. People who don't know what they're doing slow things down sooooo much. Teaching people how to do a job takes 3-4x longer than just doing it yourself. Longer if equipment is involved. Now if they like weeding gardens or playing with animals, that could be arranged. Easy money in that case.

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Rich people DO do that. For example: they'll pay some "sanctuary" out in Africa somewhere to be a glorified intern that shovels shit all day, but HEY they get to pet baby lions and take pics with them. I'm pretty sure that's what matthew meant

@@Solitude1990 exactly, it's like a vacation so they can brag about all their down to Earth "touching grass" experience for the next 20 years.

the dream old as time itself

Nah, they're just dwarves

ROCK AND STONE

The children yearn fpr the scorched Earth

World eater time

To mine blocks more efficiently of course 😏

You forgot the sugar cane farm, how do you forget that

@@Endermann111 yes of course. There could never be any adverse effects from dropping tnt onto a platform filled with willing participants

what about tnt duplication?

Very creative interpretation.

This is the supervillain arc where someone FINALLY convinces one of them that the world ISN'T flat, and it breaks them, so they spend the rest of their lives trying to "fix" the world...

Even if the world isn't flat, we'll make it such it is

@@therobbu no need to get political

no man, irl

@@bambugameplays7567 leveling earth challenge XD

@@RudolfMaster. Flat earthers not accepting the world is round be like

No… in real life! -Sam Hyde

No in CIV 6

doo doo doo doo dode doodoo

Didn't expect to see Tennessee Ernie Ford here!

@@tomisabum now i need a full song damn it

​@@traffeconein a Fandom full of fallout fans it was only a matter of time 😂 at least it wasn't the ink spots again 😅

Also, someone buy this man a beer lol😂

soon tm this is a test ;)

@@thespiffingbrit You've turned into Blizzard? Using Soon™ so we can expect it, somewhere between tomorrow and the heatdeath of the universe...

​@@livedandletdie more like DE

@@thespiffingbrit are cracked account alloyed ?

@@thespiffingbrit tm all ya gotta do is have numlock enabled, and then while holding the alt key, on a keypad press 0 1 5 3 in that order and ya get ™ p cool imo

Public: Hey! That's OUR beer! We told YOU to hold it when we went into the voting booth!

@@Prophes0r Florida man: "My Beer!?"

​@@joepublic6765Yugoslavia man: "Our beer?"

@@skoshman1 ho ho ho happy 4th of July!

@@danniandersen5858 It's the 9th! Clearly someone did have a happy 4th. ;)

Paypal? But that was about 4 days after the fact XD

Found one before seeing your comment. They just steal other comments.

​@@whytho1690hard to manage when you have 4 M subs and regular viewers

@@seanmurry6903 Sorta. But I'm pointing more at YT than the 'tubers.

As always an L for bedrock

I feel your pain comrade...

*Spontaneously combusts in bedrock*

I truly do not know if you are talking about the block or the version

Assuming you mean game edition if you own bedrock on pc you own Java on pc. (As of a relatively recent merge of game version purchase options).

Is the baby old enough to dig in Minecraft yet?

​@@IAmBaelOne way to find out!

@@IAmBael none are too young to escape spiff's mines

​@@errorhostnotfound1165Yo 😂

@@errorhostnotfound1165 The children yearn for the mines

It’s genuinely crazy how there’s just no bots (for now). It’s the least we could expect from the great exploiter

But we like working

@@Joe-kc9gy Get sponebob in here and work em overtime

@@Joe-kc9gy plenty of mountains that will need leveling and caves that will need filling lol

@@bgonzales817 You forget that you do not only fight against the terrain, you fight against other people stupidity... The water level will not be flat for long...

@@KyryloKyrychenko edging rn

It's this weekend

Edging it makes it explode with popularity

He's caught on, run!

July 13th. {:o:O:}

heretic!

*uses his best Greta impression: HOW DARE YOU

As a professional American/anti British person I have to agree

I need help making spiffs flat world vertical.

*worst

@@olivercharles2930 you obviously never woken up the right way

@@quantemwensday What, with incest?

Folgers makes Bourbon now?

@@olivercharles2930 is that how you people been doing it? that explains so much

I need you!

Unless people are willing to corporate with a world eater

fr who needs marrying anyway 😭

Your not prioritising right. Weddings happen all the time. This is a once in a life time event!

Being pissed at your own wedding gives extra bonus points and memorable photos.

im running a DnD game, sadly im out as well

Forget it, hope I remember to wake up

I envy you, spifftopia became my comfort show

light work

It's probably a lot closer to 200,000,000

@@davidmccormick4735 or 150M or even much less than that (terrain generally goes up to y64 unless mountains which are balanced out by enormous caves)

It sounds like he is stuck. You should help him get out.

@@Prophes0r I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do it

Java 1.20.1-1.20.4

The world

@@someone4229 Good one. 👍

A server in theory, not sure if a server can handle loading every single chunk with 4000 people breaking blocks constantly.

@@andrewgreeb916 the lighting updates alone 🖥🔥

​@@andrewgreeb916 depends more on the server honestly, If he actually plans for that to work properly with 4000 people I really don't want to know how much that one did cost.

Heretic!

Mods, ban this guy

You are underestimating the power of thousands of filthy nerds slaving away for hours

Mods, D̴͓̲̫̠̖͚̩̘̣̘̅́͛͌͆͒͊̃͠͝E̷̡̨̛͔̻͙̼̞̰͖̓̓̂̀͐͊̇̚͠͝V̵̢̡̡̛̝̩͇̲̯̩̙̆͂͆͐̓Ȍ̴̧̞̟̯̲̹̪̞̣̭͇̇̇͌͗̐̐̋̀̏͝͝U̷̩͒͊̑̆̈̐̓͘Ŕ̴̛̮̜͓̇̂͛̂̔͐̏͑̔̃ this man

@Acevant Another one for the mods 👹

Yeah. They'll be death sqauds running around.