I Ordered Everything at Panda Express and Turned it into Sausage

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@nicholassyme9342 Год назад

You've come a long way from eating the wrapper from a Subway sub to removing the fortune from the fortune cookie. Proud of you, Mr. Sausage.

@lordtopsy5666 Год назад

To be fair, he was told to keep the wrapper on the sandwich

@nicholassyme9342 Год назад

@@lordtopsy5666 TO BE FAIIIIRRRRRRRRR

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

now I want a fortune cookie wrapper sausage

@natalieisagirlnow Год назад

the wrapper is better than any "food" subway can provide

@kazzercise Год назад

@@nicholassyme9342 tooo beeee faaaiiiirrrr

@SorrowTV Год назад

You know you're acting in direct defiance of God when you order everything off the menu and they still give you $2 change.

@blackstrand Год назад

wth where did you go? I missed you videos.

@Henrex2000 Год назад

Hi Sorrow Television

@anistrashcan8536 Год назад

Heyyyy good to see the Sorrow man. Hope you’re doing well

@Blitzwich Год назад

long time no see

@RejectReef Год назад

Sorrow...my old friend. I hope you're doing well.

@Bob_Bobstien Год назад

Incredible that at $98, this still was less expensive than the lobster sausage, which he had to refinance his home to buy

@toastdtech3597 Год назад

He had to take a loan from Mr beast for that sausage

@coladecker3792 Год назад

@@toastdtech3597 he caused the recession from the cost alone

@michaelpineiro533 Год назад

I think you'll find the lobster sausage is the reason he had to move.

@frankiepatterson1417 Год назад

@@michaelpineiro533 he had to steal the moon to pay for the lobster sausage

@GreedyOrange Год назад

ive said it and imma say it again,our god descended to making sausages after he had to pay his godhood and our universe for that lobster,so you better be gratefull to our lord and saviour,for he sacrificed it all, who is jesus?

@axelcordova8262 Год назад

This is more economical than Guy Fieri's eleven step nachos.

@Sugarman96 Год назад

And fewer steps, I hear the nachos were like 80 steps.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад

@@Sugarman96 140* Kinda like the $500 lobster tails

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger only 500? I thought it was about $950

@abrahamnarvaez1730 Год назад

@@dippyfresh1116 still in shock at the $10,000 he spent on lobster

@guyyouwontremember8573 Год назад

definitely not as bad as the 7000 steps it took to get him to Guy Hrothgar's nachos

@greenbeanmill Год назад

"That's the panda water" was such a shockingly upsetting phrase that it made me laugh

@Tenems941 Год назад

This is truly what the veterans fought for. A free world for sausages everywhere.

@maven9323 Год назад

he sounds like peter Griffin

@chonkyboi6752 Год назад

@@maven9323more like armstrong

@jasonguarnieri4127 Год назад

I like to think the Panda employees saw this order, heard your voice and just knew a sausage was coming.

@HammyJamPants Год назад

Hark! I hear the voice! It is the voice which heralds the coming of sausage. [coworkers fall into a respectful hush and begin to prepare]

@kamu9127 Год назад

The employee saw this order and inmediately wanted to quit.

@lasarousi Год назад

@@kamu9127 doubt it, all of these are already made, they just had to pack it. Unless he went at opening then they had to make the entire menu in minutes.

@sporeham1674 7 месяцев назад

@@lasarousithat's still a lot of packing lmao

@rianplaz99 Год назад

It’s incredible how many companies see these videos and just go: “yeah let’s sponsor this guy”

@pleaserespond3984 Год назад

You mean four? I only remember Helix Sleep, Hello Fresh, Manscaped and Misen. Which to be fair really is four more than I would expect. Oh and I guess if you count the one that sent him the grinder - that's five.

@goldswaggamer4007 Год назад

I know I would if I had a company

@tallyhaller78 7 месяцев назад

@pleaserespond3984 but they sponsor them like a LOT (especially helix sleep)

@1TieDye1 22 дня назад

@@pleaserespond3984you are missing quite a few

@CheesioViewer Год назад

Finally, a food item that lets me eat a tiny bit of everything all at once, thank you Father Sausage

@victormunroe2418 Год назад

Surely that would be an everything bagel

@nonameno5717 Год назад

Pray to the sausage lord you peasant

@IOnlyWantYouGone Месяц назад

@@victormunroe2418 everything bagels have surprisingly few things on them! disappointing tbh

@michaelanderson6394 Год назад

Oh that fortune could not be more true! Thank you, Mr. Sausage for using your imagination to bring us joy on a regular basis!

@michaelanderson6394 Год назад

@@recitationtohear Oh, you’re a bot and I fell for the link that was not at all similar to what I said. You win this round, you weird computer program you.

@maxbracegirdle9990 Год назад

@@michaelanderson6394 Hahaha. I almost fell for this one (or a similar one) on a different channel the other day. It was also confusing cause someone else I the comments had asked for a link to something and I almost clicked on it, but just thought about it in time. What does it take you to??

@michaelanderson6394 Год назад

@@maxbracegirdle9990 In this case, just some innocuous video about cooking potato wedges. Nothing offensive, it’s just... completely unrelated to what I said.

@marko-do9lz Год назад

@@michaelanderson6394 it’s a common thing in his comment section he’s not a bot he’s just in on the joke

@Streetcleanergaming Год назад

@@recitationtohear hmm they seem to be getting smarter this actually kind of fits.

@LordKibly Год назад

Why haven’t I been getting sausage notifications when I have the bell icon turned on? This is truly a sausage conspiracy

@OrdinarySausage Год назад

Thanks for remembering

@em5345- Год назад

Not a problem for me

@druidicdwarf Год назад

Just set an alarm like I do for Tuesdays and Fridays at 12:15 eastern

@kellynolen498 Год назад

same? damn i gotta be on this

@chainshaw136 Год назад

This episode had everything. An insane number of sausages that'll undoubtedly crop up again, two cooking methods, even my beloved "that's the _____ water" joke. A masterpiece.

@DarkAuraLord Год назад

I wasn't ready for the panda water

@tophateyeball7198 Год назад

He has so many different catch phrases that he uses consistently, I never got why the "XY water" didn't become one of them. I like it too, always reminds me of "Will it blend?" and their "XY smoke. Don't breathe this!"

@SauceSquach Год назад

$98 for this, somehow, sounds like a better purchase than the Guy Fierri Trashcan Nachos.

@Durgen213 Год назад

This is turning into absolute madness. Not that it already hadn't like 50 episodes ago

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

He’s reached a whole new level of insanity

@CosmicShadowMari0 Год назад

I've got to say, I don't think I've ever watched a channel as consistently as this one in over a decade of RU-vid. There's something about Sausage

@kellynolen498 Год назад

yes as sausage connoisseurs we simply have to keep up on the most recent research and inventions

@YounesLayachi Год назад

Ditto

@sirepanfried8641 Год назад

I like how theyre short, so it not hard to decide to just watch the new episode real quick

@teodortodorovski5588 Год назад

That’s Mr. Sausage for you, young man

@Stephen-jw8ci Год назад

i love that if mr sausage ever lost a limb in an accident he would 100% ask the hospital to take it home so he can make a sausage from it

@KatREEna-ish Год назад

OS Now: "That wasn't that expensive, about $98" OS back then: "$62 FOR LOBSTER-"

@lred1383 Год назад

my favourite part is even when people are not being obviously sarcastic about the lobster's cost, nobody ever settles on one number. Just on my screen right now i have 3 values that could be believable, but none of them match

@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj 24 дня назад

@@lred1383i cant believe mr sausage spent √-1 dollars on lobster tail

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

“That’s the panda water” - Ordinary Sausage, 2022

@Boqwes Год назад

It's incredible that this man can turn literally anything into a sausage.

@burtonthegrape9217 Год назад

thus is the ability of his stand, Sausage Ruffalo

@reptilesarecool9763 Год назад

He couldn't do dog food

@johannydahl9070 Год назад

Or in this case - everything.

@orimaster2619 Год назад

Into sausage? I always look forward to the new types of water he makes every episode.

@Spaztronomical Год назад

I never sausage a display of wild abandon.

@daveintheAM Год назад

98 bucks, and this is the sausage he doesnt rant on 🤨

@Andrew..J Год назад

I mean he got 6 lbs of food. Its not like the lobster sausage where he spent nearly $7,000 for less than a lb of lobster

@Redddragon Год назад

@@Andrew..J Wasn't it more than $25,000?

@gabaghoul6759 Год назад

One of the only channels I don't skip through ads

@OrdinarySausage Год назад

thanks pal

@aquatictrotsky1067 Год назад

This is normally the part where I'd request the One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage, but I saw from the post on your Patreon that it was one of the poll options for next Friday's sausage. Which means there's a very high likelihood you've already done it and now it's just the waiting game. Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic. Like Sting I'm tantric. It'll be like Snickers: guaranteed to satisfy.

@HokutoDokuro Год назад

Good luck!

@RickStormT Год назад

The One Week sausage has already embedded into our hearts and into the lore of the channel. Your time will come Aquatic one, and I hope its soon 🤞

@aquatictrotsky1067 Год назад

@@RickStormT I've said it before and I'll say it again: perhaps the real One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage is the friends we made along the way.

@joshc5613 Год назад

If we got the Aunt Myrna's party cheese sausage, I believe in the One Week sausage.

@The11devans Год назад

Congrats on getting the One Week sausage, it's been a long time coming

@ScallywagIsntAQuartermaster Год назад

Cant belive this man made a “i ordered everything at panda express and turned it into a” sausage, takes a true physician to decipher how jumbling words like that out of nothing can be done, and you turned it into a sausage. edit: i meant how hes able to grind up letters out of nothing and how it takes an expert to know how one can grind a sentence into sausage-kind

@ronnickels5193 Год назад

Technically it's not everything. There's no Eggplant Tofu, but I've never seen it at my Panda

@EJN64 Год назад

QUIET PEDANT! sometimes we break the mold for the purpose of Progress, much like the casing of a burst sausage. Yes, if the title of this video followed format, it would be “The Entire Panda Express Menu” Sausage. But are you really happy? Truly alive?

@ScallywagIsntAQuartermaster Год назад

@@EJN64 theirs free applebees giftcards under your skin rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out

@MrQuickLine Год назад

THAT'S MY MARK BOXALLO ART! I DID IT! I'M FAMOUS!

@nathanburris9862 Год назад

The fact that hes frozen these sausages and made so many means that there is a solid possibility that one day, one famliy in Chicago are going to be eating Panda Express sausages around the dinner table and that is the kind of family friendly wholesome content i signed up for.

@theeth3242 Год назад

Mr. Sausage's fortune from the cookie might just the most accurate one I've ever seen. He truly brings joy to all with his sausage -abominations- creations

@chrism4841 Год назад

I love the idea of dinner time at the Sausage household: Mrs S : "What's for dinner?" Mr S : "Sausage or ermmm sausage oh and I think there's some sausage in the freezer"

@Psilomuscimol 28 дней назад

They probably eat lots of good stuff. Along with sausages

@Psilomuscimol 28 дней назад

Maybe some home made kraut with red and white cabbage

@imperialphoenix1229 Год назад

It's been a while since he called out the water. Panda water is appreciated

@merriame9487 Год назад

I missed it ^_^

@Fizzlehound945 Год назад

The fortune cookie was quite accurate, watching your video documentations of sausage shenanigans always brings me joy.

@Genetonic Год назад

Hi funny Sausage man

@greekfire995 День назад

"Your imagination brings great joy to those around you." is honestly the best fortune this guy could've pulled.

@dylanisbored. Год назад

I like to imagine that whichever company is the sponsor, they set aside time in a board meeting where all of the members check in if the sponsored a good "will it blow"

@Ellwoo Год назад

I can't believe he says that 98$ isn't that much. We've come a long way since that 28$ Lobster

@AAhmou Год назад

It was 28 billion.

@RyanCoomer Год назад

I work at KFC in a suberb 40 miles west of Chicago and lick the receipts and customers credit cards before giving them back to them at the drive through. Some cards have a salty taste and sometimes the cards stick to my tongue.

@failedabortion1894 Год назад

That's not even a fortune cookie, that's a compliment cookie

@Notashi0 Год назад

That fortune was spot on XD Was also watching this at 1am, hungry as heck for Panda Express now, and couldn't help but bust up laughing at "that's the panda water"

@thegargoylecumeth7932 Год назад

That fortune cookie couldnt have been more perfect. Also, does anyone else have the sudden urge to watch the Cunningham Muffins video? 🤣🤣

@exactly488ants2 Год назад

Surprise your family by stuffing the thanksgiving turkey with this amalgamation of flavours It looked like it would make great stuffing

@superdupertrousers Год назад

i can only imagine the spectacle of him ordering everything they serve at panda lol

@UltimaKeyMaster 6 месяцев назад

"There's also a lot of historical sites!"-Mrs. Sausage, probably

@noahboucher125 Год назад

Ever since I discovered this channel I've faithfully watched every upload and I am never disappointed

@FrogTownexotics29 Год назад

Every part of this was more appetizing than the last episode. Even the mattress looked tastier than that salad.

@TreyC68 Год назад

“That’s the panda water.” Biology class with Mr.Sausage

@zelel3288 Год назад

"thats the panda water" horrific sentence mr sausage

@benchandler4298 Год назад

You absolute maniac, you are a paragon of basement entertainment. I cannot believe that you have managed to keep these so entertaining for so long. You are a sausage prince among men. I have watched every one and still look forward to each new sausage with delight. Bless you.

@redacculous Год назад

I love how the fortune cookie was actually accurate

@user-zg1vm8ub7r 2 месяца назад

Your imagination brings great joy to those around you.

@Eienlanzer Год назад

I can't be the only one who hates that he hasn't bolted that sausage maker down yet! All the wiggle just twists my jimmies.

@Shadowmech88 Год назад

Given how many sausages there were, I was hoping we'd see a variety of preparations for comparison. Baking, boiling, pan-frying, smoking, etc.

@Iamtheowl5 Год назад

You should do one for taco bell couldn't be too bad since they use the same 6 ingredients for everything lol

@GlitchX Год назад

You know, with the rice, this sausage was technically an incredibly cursed boudin.

@prahanormal Год назад

That big bowl with everything in it is how my ex-uncle used to eat chinese food, except he also put in the ribs and soup. I still have nightmares.

@afeathereddinosaur Год назад

This sausage was almost as expensive as the lobster sausage

@jamarcusmudkip Год назад

One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

Oh my god he hearted it….

@jamarcusmudkip Год назад

@@dippyfresh1116 We did it

@runespoon001 Год назад

I would joke about this being a affront to chinese food, but panda express is already a affront to good authentic chinese food 🤣

@mikeswatches2480 Год назад

Holy Moly that Fortune Cookie message was spot on

@fov110 Год назад

I didn’t think I’d see the day that the thing would be full of sausage filling. Magical

@JaaaackP Год назад

The mad man actually done it… he cannot be stopped.

@anistrashcan8536 Год назад

3:10 I literally got jumpscared by seeing more sausages than I’ve ever seen in a single place before

@Two_Shop21 Год назад

Actually glad this popped up in my suggestions. Good watch

@HokutoDokuro Год назад

The platitude on the fortune cookie is disturbingly accurate, if "great joy" means "simultaneous disgust and delight three days a week."

@user-cr9zo5yo9k Год назад

Ah yes One step closer to actual Panda sausage

@OG-Cyan Год назад

Was honestly expecting a 3/5 with how he was talking about it. Surprisingly generous with the 4

@bogbert7019 Год назад

"that's the panda water" mr sausage you are a delight please never change

@GasolineSausage Год назад

I think if you ordered gasoline from a gas station and turned that into a sausage it would be a 5/5

@guapo3234 Год назад

Do a Kielbasa and Onions sausage as its my favorite meal of all time and it's super easy to cook. But for this to work as a sausage you gotta add seasoning to the kielbasa because it's pretty bland on its own. See you next time sausage man!

@guapo3234 Год назад

Dont forget to put a LOT of butter so you can use it as a sort of oniony meaty dressing, it's suprisingly good!

@James-mc1ho Год назад

i love your energy!!! i really needed a good pick me up after a bad day at work. thank you for being amazing and keep making sausages!!

@jonx9199 Год назад

"That's the Panda Water" almost took me out. I laughed so hard I got light-headed

@elit77 Год назад

Cultural melting pot

@TruMaverick Год назад

Everything but the Goodfortune. With the fortune paper in the Sausage. I'm thinking 5/5 Sausage

@aeonshadow6325 Год назад

"We're dancing with the devil on this one" My mind immediately: "Are you ready?~"

@Sluxslol Год назад

I am glad you have brought back "That's the _____ Water" gag

@Tomxai Год назад

It has been so long since he said the ''that's the X water'', my day has been made.

@sasukedemon888888888 Год назад

Same

@ksoundkaiju9256 Год назад

1:18 I would just eat that whole pot by itself

@n0us. Год назад

"thats the ____ water" has returned lets go

@andrewodinson3726 Год назад

That fortune was astonishingly accurate.

@sirderpymister4883 Год назад

2:38 when you break into a zoo to avoid dying of thirst and prepare to drink some from the most popular exhibit

@samtimo3002 Год назад

Buying everything from every fast food restaurant/normal food restaurant should be the next series

@kABUSE1 Год назад

2:38 FINALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 50 EPISODES TO HEAR THIS JOKE AGAIN

@RealMadMed Год назад

That fortune cookie is really accurate Since this is beyond imagination and brings us joy

@thedogskneecaps3292 Год назад

This feels like a classic ordinary sausage concept

@sammich6210 Год назад

$98, zero (0) steps, and twenty (20) sausages what a time to be alive

@Seishae Год назад

The fortune could not possibly have been more perfect.

@tommyfishhouse8050 Год назад

They stopped carrying the beyond orange chicken

@bighugejake Год назад

"that's the panda water" has been the funniest "that's the X water" joke in the history of those jokes, maybe ever

@hitbycars 2 месяца назад

"Rark Ruffaro" - Scooby DOo

@northropi2027 Год назад

"That's the Panda Water" was extremely threatening

@jurassicslime Год назад

Ive seen every single episode of Ordinary Sausage and Ive never seen the hopper that full of sausage mix

@rottenfruit7833 Год назад

Krispy Kreme sausage. I know its a bold and dangerous idea Sausage Daddy but if anyone can pull it off its you.

@jackaufenhand5710 Год назад

No but seriously, your imagination really does bring joy to others. Fortune cookie nailed it.

@theonepieceguy9081 8 месяцев назад

Your imagination really does bring us great joy

@henkdevries7573 Год назад

I watched an ad that I hated about a product I can't order just because of you, Mr. Sausage.

@isuckatusernames4297 Год назад

I can't beleived they fit a whole ass panda in all those boxes

@dirtburger2773 Год назад

this is bringing me back to my college days aaaaa i LIVED for panda express back then

@jepoyburner Год назад

genius concept. now do this for every restaurant.

@pein260 Год назад

My guy. You have to make what I suggested now. No more waiting. Chicken and Rice Casserole Sausage. Ok? Good.

@HistoricalShark Год назад

Here’s sausage for thought! Maybe the fact your sausages constantly burst is caused by the following factors. A) How aggressively you toss them in the pan. B) How aggressively you poke holes in them.