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The Lunchables:
1) Pizza with Pepperoni
2) Deep Dish Pizza with Pepperoni
3) Ham and Cheese Cracker Stackers
4) Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackers
5) Turkey and American Cracker Stackers
6) Nachos with Cheese Dip and Salsa
7) Light Bologna and American Cracker Stackers
8) Chicken Nugget Kabobbles
9) Mini Hot Dogs
10) Ham and American Sub Sandwich
11) Turkey and Cheddar Sub Sandwich
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@OrdinarySausage Год назад

Thank you Helix for sponsoring! Visit helixsleep.com/ordinarysausage to get 20% off your Helix mattress, plus two free pillows. Offers subject to change. #helixsleep

@Fweefwee6 Год назад

Helix sleep mattress sausage

@awfullydisappointing Год назад

helix sleep mattress sausage

@merriame9487 Год назад

Helix sleep mattress sausage

@ComputerChickProductions Год назад

chicken in a can sausage???

@Joooonasty Год назад

@@ComputerChickProductions helix sleep mattress sausage

@jacobvertiz1108 Год назад

Imagine being one of Mr. Suasge's kids. You've brought nothing but leftover sausages to school for lunch for the past 2 years and you finally see your dad come back from the grocery store with actual, edible, lunch meals. You reach for one but he tells you "Sorry son this is for a sausage!"

@bradthunderpants3283 6 месяцев назад

Bwahahaha I love the implication that he feeds his whole family the sausages. Like none of em go to waste. There was a week where the kids were all eating undercooked tendon.

@Mr281560 Месяц назад

I literally laughed out loud

@Leon14000 Месяц назад

@@bradthunderpants3283Looks like it's water sausage for you again, son.

@axelcordova8262 Год назад

Still economical than Guy Fieri's eleven thousand step nachos.

@Lex_Araden Год назад

Or that fortune he spent on lobster tails.

@stitchfinger7678 Год назад

I was genuinely aghast at how much that kit cost for how much work you still have to do.

@RedstarIsHere Год назад

My brother and I took his Trashcan Nacho method but followed Babish's ingredient list. Best nachos we ever had.

@coltpiecemaker Год назад

One step for each dollar he spent on it.

@w1tchd4gg3r9 Год назад

i absolutely adore your profile picture

@SgtMum-xk1yr Год назад

Another great episode, sir. Please do an NSE where you boil lobster in beans

@davidcarter4877 Год назад

I don't know if he can afford the 17 squillion dollars

@Galvatron102 Год назад

He still hasn't financially recovered from the two billion lobster sausage and you're telling him to buy another one

@toilet_cleaner_man Год назад

16.8 centadecillion dollars in lobster! Are you insane???

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад

Im too tired to type out the beans boiled lobster boiled beans thing right now but you know my work by now, so please refer to my old replies.

@JM06261996 Год назад

@@davidcarter4877 ISXUIEBCOSSO SQUILLION

@dominic2009 Год назад

I don’t think I ever realized the ungodly amount of plastic waste lunchables must cause before this video

@maxsharpe2194 Год назад

Oh yeah. Now we're cooking with gas.

@hagoryopi2101 Год назад

Old Sausage would have put the lunchables in the grinder *with* the skin.

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Год назад

In america it don’t matter. All waste goes to the same crusher.

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

Gonna post this on r/anticonsumption

@cerisemin Год назад

In elementary we went on a field trip to a nature park and they told us not to bring lunchables because of the waste they produced. My mom was supposed to be bringing me lunch. Not only was she so late she just barely made it to the second bus (I was on the first), she brought me 2 lunchables because they didn’t have what I wanted. Sure enough the teacher made an example of me and pointed out every piece of plastic, made me carry it all day in a paper bag, and then wait until we got back to the school to go through it and see what was recyclable in it as a lesson for the class. Made it a point that I would never eat a lunchable again (I have…oops)

@Fizzlehound945 Год назад

"They're not mini, they're average sized.... right Mrs. Sausage?" "NO." 😂😂😂 That was great, really needed that laugh today.

@BruceAlarie Год назад

lately all mrs sausage adds is NO! is she being mean to our hero??

@TheWebbliest_Official 9 месяцев назад

@@BruceAlarieshe's not mean, she's brutally honest, and after 3 years of doing this, it's deserved 😂

@darkflamethedragondame7604 Год назад

Your kid might like mini naan rounds. The mass produced ones are pretty similar to the pizza base

@wendigobass Год назад

I was gonna recommend naan or pita, both are the closest I can think of to small, chewy, circular bread without crust

@jacksonwright5145 Год назад

I was also going to recommend those! Good call.

@TheAngusm3 Год назад

oh I love those, they've gotta taste better than whatever is in the lunchables too

@jamescheddar4896 Год назад

and walmart "pizza bread" if the kid is just too lazy to use the sauce

@yaboi8130 Год назад

Came down to the comments to say the same thing, naan bread is a good substitute

@bbcisdabomb Год назад

"A person with foresight would have loaded these one at a time." We know what we're here for.

@TheWebbliest_Official 9 месяцев назад

Terrible username, great statement

@basedSkeleton 5 месяцев назад

@@TheWebbliest_Official OP just likes the British Broadcasting Corporation.

@KirbyLonestar Год назад

"That's the ____ water" is my favorite part of the sausage process

@junietwoknees Год назад

i was about to say lunchables water, but no, they dont have moisture. we did add capri sun water though.

@TheWebbliest_Official 9 месяцев назад

It's not my favorite, but it's a close 2nd. My favorite is the inevitable realization he has each time that what he's doing might be a mistake, but will NOT stop him.

@brennanhilsher9276 9 месяцев назад

Same

@mudkipaway Год назад

The bread in those pizza lunchables is similar to the snack bread they put in MREs

@bepisman3295 Год назад

pilot bread!

@roadhoundd. Год назад

Lunchables are just MREs for kids confirmed.

@stitchfinger7678 Год назад

@@roadhoundd. I mean yeah mostly You even have to go to the mess hall like in the military

@theshpee1214 Год назад

@@stitchfinger7678 And you get shot at

@YounesLayachi Год назад

"bread" , an insult

@gelsept Год назад

every time he makes a logistical mistake, i innately forgive him because i feel like there's never a right way to commit sins like these

@chaosdoughnut5277 Год назад

He turned Lunchables into spaghetti noodles into sausages. This man is a food alchemist.

@cradiculous Год назад

@EvilAsh110 Fullsausage Alchemist

@jessefied-musicandgames2854 Год назад

Hey sausage man, my friend's daughter is the same way, LOL. Look up The Takeout's "The Way-Too-Detailed Guide to Recreating Pizza Lunchables at Home", then scroll down to step 1, "The Godless Crust". What the author basically did was use some homemade pizza dough and roughed it up like it was your worst enemy, used 12 grams of sugar and salt. Put them into forms and just overcooked them, ending up looking like stale lil pucks. We followed this and it did the trick, hopefully this helps (more detailed version is on the article).

@TheShinySnivy Год назад

I’ve never had a lunchable in my life. I read that entire article. What a journey.

@jango7889 Год назад

Seeing a man squeeze capri sun into a bucket of lunchables is a really sobering experience, thank you for getting my life back on track Mr. Sausage.

@sammich6210 Год назад

Went in as lunchables, came out looking like playdoh. Truly a sausage icon of childhood

@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms Месяц назад

Salty, sweet, bland, doughy. Yeah, that's play-doh alright

@LordKibly Год назад

This is possibly the unhealthiest sausage made yet

@BonBonToro Год назад

what about earth sausage?

@sherlockhomeless4928 Год назад

@@BonBonToro The earth is healthier

@MalleusSemperVictor Год назад

The Culver's and KFC sausage would like a word

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

Baconator sausage

@crustyhotdog7940 Год назад

Expensive, too.

@Berd Год назад

this? THIS i can get behind.

@neuravanny Год назад

OMG YOU'RE THAT GUY!!!

@SolvingOurKreation 8 месяцев назад

BERD!

@Ihatethemulti 4 месяца назад

Another tf2 comment on ordinary sausages channel. How dare you.

@jimb0b441 Год назад

For the pizza bases, mini Naan are along the same lines

@matthmaster Год назад

Yep, those pizza bases look just a product called Naan Rounds I find in my supermarket's bakery; they're either with the flatbreads, or with the burger buns, for some reason.

@theunease5541 Год назад

I have had both, and I gotta say they are not the same. The Naan is a decent approximate sure, better for an adult, but for a kid who is picky enough they don't eat the rest of the lunchable. It probably won't scratch the same itch. But that is exactly what I thought too!

@BruceAlarie Год назад

ooh i love naan bread garlic butter flavor

@PraxesArdenn Год назад

@@theunease5541 Yeah for one, most mini naan probably have a tenth of the added sugar

@adampockaj3157 Год назад

The amount of Lunchables packaging that must be in every landfill in America is staggering to think about

@DuckandBalls Год назад

who would've thought there'd be trash from mass produced products in a landfill

@BruceAlarie Год назад

@@DuckandBalls ba ZING!

@BruceAlarie Год назад

wah-wah

@TAZEROXFORD Год назад

Yeah… so? Pollution isn’t anything new, you realizing it because of an ordinary sausage video shows how disconnected you are from reality if that’s what you need to remind yourself of something like fucking pollution. Goddamn people are actually fucking stupid

@V0IDWARE Год назад

What we've learned:ms sausage will always scream "NO!" to mr sausage everytime he asks a question

@BruceAlarie Год назад

no bueno

@Shadowmech88 Год назад

I already knew Lunchables weren't exactly a health-conscious choice, but to see it all in the bowl like that and it being 90% bread and crackers is something else.

@dippyfresh1116 Год назад

“Learn to Love the Crust” That’s my yearbook quote now. Thanks Mr sausage!

@BruceAlarie Год назад

better a yearbook saying then a reference to your underwear

@Mephitus_LePew Год назад

Those little pizza rounds are basically pita. Get your kid a pack of that and see how they like it.

@TheEmbertiger Год назад

yeah costco actually sells a whole pack of mini pitas that are basically the same size as the lunchable ones

@snausages43 Год назад

“These aren’t mini, they’re average. Right Mrs. Sausage?” “No!” 😂

@BruceAlarie Год назад

poor mister sausage lately no is her go-to answer

@goodnight4u Год назад

Finding out Mr. Sausage is a father makes everything make so much more sense.

@cyancat5451 Год назад

I'm not american, so while I've heard of Lunchables being mentioned several times online, this was the first time I witnessed the sheer horror they actually represent. That bread is so white it makes hot dog buns look like a whole grain loaf

@chrisrj9871 Год назад

It's not supposed to be fancy, it's meant for kids.

@fresanegra77 Год назад

@@chrisrj9871 kids deserve better than what looks like anemic bread.

@chrisrj9871 Год назад

@@fresanegra77 - It's just something for fun at school, not an eloquent pinkies-up feast. Kids often get a much better meal with the family afterwards.

@fresanegra77 Год назад

@@chrisrj9871 that's fair

@BruceAlarie Год назад

whats wrong with white bread!

@everydayhamburger Год назад

That mountain of dead lunchables husks really hits hard

@TheRage1581 Год назад

I remember this was suggested on the Pepto live stream. I’m very happy to see that it was made! And it did not disappoint. The knowledge that this video provided has truly made the world a better place. There are so many opportunities now that did not exist before. Thank you Mr. Sausage!

@hedgeearthridge6807 9 месяцев назад

"It looks like a digestive tract" Well, I mean, it basically IS a digestive tract! 😂

@slasher4050 Год назад

They sell those little pizza dough circles at costco in big packs, bite sized like the pizza thing too

@slasher4050 Год назад

They’re like pita bites or something, taste the same except a little less grainy

@timcook247 Год назад

may great fortune come your way

@rikmcdik6662 Год назад

You know, a bucket of a bunch of dumped out lunchables seems like something the public school system would serve a classroom

@phillipthepufferfish8574 Год назад

The finale of this series will be his child in 30 years turning him into a sausage. Only then will he truly be the ordinary sausage

@bebop_557 Год назад

I can imagine the local supermarket seeing Mr. Sausage arrive and fleeing in fear at the anticipation of what he's going to be creating on this channel.

@pizzazz_music Месяц назад

Whoulda thought, the poison sausage was there all along.

@Headlessgenie Месяц назад

Lead sausage!

@dannydorito8019 Год назад

This was like the Bob Ross of sausage-making. Will go down as one of the most iconic episodes in Ordinary Sausage history. Major props to you, Mr. Sausage!

@ERA718 Год назад

Gonna need a Giant Isopod sausage to add to the horrors of the deep sausages.

@twotrucks5263 Месяц назад

Rewatching this video with the knowledge of how much lead is in Lunchables

@AchanCham_ Год назад

That boxilo art was brilliant! Thanks for making these videos Mr. Sausage.

@nicholasreid1348 Год назад

the weight loss journey has been awesome to hear and see! truly an insperation

@MossyBear Год назад

I can't explain how satisfying it was to see the ground lunchables. So uniform 🤌

@Krondelo Год назад

You know you're in deep when you usually predict both scores.

@ethanl5527 Год назад

you think his kids saw mr sausage bring home all those lunchables only to realize that none were for them

@pissfrog Год назад

I remember a time when the greatest anticipation was betting on whether the grinder would be able to handle whatever was going in. Now I get to look forward to learning what kind of water came out :)

@RockNRollHorrorshow Месяц назад

Coming back to this episode after the Lunchables news to say this is probably one of the deadliest sausages he's made now in retrospect

@roberthan5109 Год назад

During the scoring at the end, the way the bowl is positioned makes it look like a giant packman is trying to eat all those lunchables

@bkhcoppertop Год назад

Hey Mr. Sausage. Great episode. If your serious about wanting just the pizza bread for your kids you could see if "Stonefire" Naan rounds are available in your area. They look about the same size but idk if they'll taste the same. Let me know if that all works out

@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets Год назад

I can automatically skip any in video sponsorships. Ordinary Sausage is the only one I allow to be played, and enjoy watching

@no1ofconsequence936 Год назад

Here's a tip if you want Lunchables cheese and crackers: it's just ham, cheddar cheese, and Ritz-type cracks. If it's sufficiently thick cut ham, it gives you that nostalgic flavor that you've enjoyed from trips to the zoo. Remember, the cheapest kind of off-brand is home-brand.

@Croatilillious Год назад

With how much bread was in that sausage mixture I'm surprised there was any Capri sun water.

@KainYusanagi Год назад

Wet bread, when expressed, will give up its moisture content fairly easily. It's basically just an edible sponge.

@PraxesArdenn Год назад

A lot of times, the 'sausage water' is actually from putting the soaking wet casing on.

@pieseasmyseas Год назад

You should look into the pizza blanks in most grocery stores I can not remember who makes them but there on the shelf by the pasta in most stores

@meteormoves652 Год назад

“it looks like a digestive tract” yes, thats exactly what it is. 😂

@jayromulus Год назад

this grind went so much better than i thought it would

@JaaaackP Год назад

A gauntlet of tremendous sausage proportions. This can only go well

@jmac240sx Год назад

the Ruffalo scale is so percise i nail the score everytime!

@Blue-tw9bv Год назад

And when he witnessed the breadth of his domain, Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

@buoymoder Месяц назад

someone check on mr sausage

@ColdFuse96 Год назад

0:12 In regards to the pizza things, I found that Naan bread is actually pretty close to them in terms of flavor and texture. Ive made my own "adult" lunchables with them. Or you could just buy one of those pre-cooked pizza crusts they have in the pasta isle at the store.

@TheHammy2211 Год назад

Yeah, was about to say, mini Naan breads or Boboli premade crusts are pretty much on par, although they obviously come out much better if you still cook the pizza you make with them.

@misterezioauditore Год назад

Wow this episode must’ve cost almost as much as the lobster episode. Love watching your videos, thank you!

@Chamomileable Год назад

The pizza "crusts" that the Lunchables use is basically just pilot bread. You might try looking for that at your supermarket, Mr. Sausage.

@maricampari3970 Год назад

Mr. Ordinary Sausage dropping the high quality content I crave. Bless you sir 🙏

@silvermoonlight4520 Год назад

its like my entire childhood in one meal

@BruceAlarie Год назад

@Crimson Outdoors Co. bah!

@Lykrast Год назад

The food just didn't stop coming every package you opened I was like "surely this was all of them right?"

@It-b-Blair Год назад

This makes me want to see what those “noodles” coming out of the grinder would have done if they went right into a deep fryer instead of a bowl… like savory chichorones!

@rikkatheconure2395 Год назад

This was so nostalgic XD haven't seen half of these lunchables in forever

@Crazibeast Год назад

“If you don’t have kids you don’t know the struggle.” Don’t gatekeep Lunchables, Mr. Sausage. They’re amazing at any age.

@_Tennessee Год назад

They're disgusting

@maricampari3970 Год назад

Every time I see the pepperoni pizza ones I always buy one and eat it immediately lol though I stealth snack so other adults don't make fun of me for eating trash.

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад

If you have a Smiths of Kroger or something similar nearby: Get some random cheeses, get some buttery crackers, get some salami, get some olive bar stuff. Cheese and crackers is underrated and honestly you dont need much to get full. (I like brie, gouda, and blue cheese on crackers. Add some jam or fancy mustard - you're somewhere between lunchables and charcuterie)

@skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger that's what I'm saying, lunchables suck if you aren't 9 IMO. And I say that as a former 9 year old who loved lunchables. We had full sugar sodas in ours lol

@ffwast Год назад

Well they're only about a mouthful of food.

@ajred7488 Год назад

Mr. Sausage. I have waited for this day.. for so long. From the very beginning of me watching your videos, I have dreamed of this specific sausage. And finally, the day has come. You have done it. Words cannot express how happy I am right now and how thankful I am. You sir, are an absolute legend. I love you.

@TylerYoutubeGamingChannel Год назад

im really surprised this video didnt pop off for you seems like a really good concept I was super interested

@Pancaker567 Год назад

This video smells like a field trip, also the hotdog lunchables are underrated

@MJJ1390 Год назад

This had SOME blue Kool-aid powder but we still need the full blue Kool-aid powder sausage

@Sanjiluv Год назад

I laughed harder than i probably should have when the capri sun pissed in the bowl

@BruceAlarie Год назад

the VOMIT bowl! yum yum

@Crazy56U Год назад

I hope you saved the drinks you didn't use; those can easily be repurposed into an NSE episode where you boil things.

@NippyNep Год назад

the nacho and cheese pizza lunchables were my childhood

@S3BAST1AN696 7 дней назад

As of 2024 is good to know that if this is something I ever want to try I can just eat a bar of LEAD

@SkyWardHawk Год назад

The humor on this episode is next level

@coolcatcastle8 Год назад

i was just about to say that lol i actually laughed out loud several times

@DukeNightWalker Год назад

Raising Caine’s Sausage!

@DevinMoorhead Год назад

Overrated 2/5

@grant2053 Год назад

This tho^

@DukeNightWalker Год назад

@@DevinMoorhead you’re overrated! Lol.

@stewiiieeeeeee1839 Год назад

Honestly at this point I'm just glad he takes off the mark ruffalo box art, instead of just taping them one on top of another

@huehobr Год назад

Fun fact: there is actually a sausage made with bread from Portugal, called alheira: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alheira That sausage is the main reason why I'm always excited when Mr. Sausage brings all the sandwiches out for a sausage.

@hello.im.auggie Месяц назад

how much lead did mr. sausage ingest?

@ThePhonyAccount Месяц назад

Yes.

@Nano64 Месяц назад

hooray; lead poisoning!

@no_dot_0_dash Год назад

His titles make me instantly like the video before even watching it. This is exactly what I needed after a hard day of work.

@erenyeager8306 Год назад

you know.. Ordinary Sausage should set up a food truck where he just makes hotdogs out of what ever people bring.

@lemilligramme2590 Год назад

i came back here after like 2 years he is still the same what a great man

@dudleyvasausage7879 Год назад

i had no idea i needed this channel. until just recently. i neeeeeeeed it.

@TheFightanvidya Год назад

"it looks like a digestive tract" Mr. Sausage you're not gonna BELIEVE what they make sausage casings out of.

@SeanOZone Год назад

Ordinary Sausage: "These aren't mini hot dogs, they're average size, right Mrs. Sausage?" Mrs. Sausage: "NO!" Me: Ded.

@gaspump Год назад

"It looks like a digestive tract" I mean... I'd hope Mr. Sausage knows what hog casings are made of. Isn't it supposed to look like one?

@Ahmenthi Год назад

I've never even heard of Lunchables hotdogs and I'm willing to bet that they only exist in the paradoxical bubble tethered to Mr. Sausage's corporeal form.

@arca9ine758 Год назад

I will 100% admit to eating these at 3am as an adult after a night of drinking. We have (at least in Canada) one with summer sausage. Delectable

@esc8engn Год назад

OMG, I'm only two minutes in and already lol'ing. had to pause. Never Quit!

@laurabuchanan7241 Год назад

I used naan bread to make homemade lunchables for my kid, worked pretty well

@ian2057 8 месяцев назад

The unholy paste that was spewed from the grinder is the stuff of absolute nightmares

@NightmareEclipse Год назад

This video made me remember one of my favourite lunchables from when I was in middle school. It was a walking taco lunchable where you dumped everything into a little chip bag and microwaved it. I don’t think they’re made anymore though

@gregorysivits3605 2 месяца назад

Great as always

@arvetis 9 месяцев назад

I like how Mrs. Sausage just knows to shout back NO at any prompt.

@RetroGaming91 Год назад

Ms Sausage yelling "NO" is going to be my new favorite Part in your Videos

@BruceAlarie Год назад

my new ringtone

@Someone69769 Год назад

Lunchables are great! I love them!

@hahafunnyhaha4216 7 месяцев назад

These videos are visceral and upsetting. I need more!

@milliondotz Год назад

My favorite part of the toaster oven is when Mr Sausage says "we're gonna try like 45 minutes and see what happens." "OK so it's been 72 hours and the Sausage is only slightly toasted. That's the best we can do so we're gonna take it out"