I played Steam's Top 10 Worst Reviewed Farming Simulators... it was painful.

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I forced myself to play each of the top 10 lowest reviewed farming simulators on Steam for thirty minutes each, and then gave my thoughts. As a self-proclaimed Stardew Valley master, I thought it would be fun to try some real, big boy farming sims on Steam. But I wasn't ready.
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0:00 Intro
0:44 Number 10. Farmer Life Simulator
3:29 Number 9. Farm Expert 2017
5:44 Number 8. Agricultural Simulator 2012
8:13 Number 7. Real Farm Gold Edition
9:41 Number 6. Wild Season Episode 1
10:26 Number 5. Pro Farm Manager
12:35 Number 4. Agricultural Simulator 2013
15:42 Number 3. Agricultural Simulator Historical Farming
17:33 Number 2. VEGTERIA
20:02 Number 1. Age of Farming
22:32 Final Rankings
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@neadedios3106 8 месяцев назад

The fact that three of these games were made by the same people that made what Markiplier played as “The Worst Game On Steam” makes this so much better

@smooshed_in 8 месяцев назад

I wonder which three 🤔

@cameronstrouth7614 7 месяцев назад

What's a markiplier

@raphaelunger3057 7 месяцев назад

@@cameronstrouth7614 A very popular youtuber

@vivishii_ 7 месяцев назад

@@cameronstrouth7614 markiplying is like 2x2=4

@igorostrovskynoskov6057 7 месяцев назад

@@cameronstrouth7614 are you being fr or joking?

@brandongoodwin756 8 месяцев назад

On the bright side, several of these did extremely well in the crashing simulator genre.

@adamnielson42 8 месяцев назад

My only problem with the crashing genre is that it's too realistic now, I miss the old days, where I could simulate crashes without actually restarting my game.

@glennmartin1918 8 месяцев назад

beamng drive beats them all by a mile

@TheLocomono9 7 месяцев назад

Both crashing cars and crashing to desktop

@GuitarOfTime0116 7 месяцев назад

@@adamnielson42 the solution is simple! Just use a real car (Extra lives necessary)

@Floris_VI 5 месяцев назад

Broken game simulator💯💯💯

@NestorCustodio 8 месяцев назад

Pro Tip: the key to success in Vegtaria is to double your income by equipping Fragile Greed.

@genio2509 8 месяцев назад

But buying it though

@musicalmoongirl5055 8 месяцев назад

Let's take a moment to appreciate Steam's refund feature for funding these videos🙏🙏

@turboprint3d 7 месяцев назад

The most accurate part of all of the games is when you softlock because of money , just like real life .

@ginsi936 8 месяцев назад

I remember playing Agricultural simulator 2012, and the strat me and my bro found were "buy rabbits, feed them hay, wait a few days, sell them in 3 days and sell them." This meant we could buy the rabbits with 8 dollars and then sell them for 45. If I remember you could actually farm in that game, it just didn't make almost any money. Farming simulator games are just so much better, I still hope I could play them on my computer without the "check the disk product", which didn't really work.

@HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад

Farming Simulator and Euro Truck Simulator are pretty much the perfect examples on how to do job simulators right. Sure, they are niche games, but they work and do a great job at simulating the promised profession. But they are the golden top on an iceberg of turd. There are so many incredibly janky, incredibly buggy, incredibly bad and unfun job simulator games. And yes, most of them use that particular font. Usually in italics and in white.

@1993MAZDAMIATA 7 месяцев назад

What do you mean check the disk

@caelioxx1857 8 месяцев назад

please keep doing these top 10 worst reviewed games of some genre videos, they're very enjoyable

@SatoriShirayuki 7 месяцев назад

Fr, had a great time watching this

@darioferretti3758 8 месяцев назад

Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of steam, localised entirely in the ground?

@analool8018 8 месяцев назад

Yes

@DJMcFlinty 7 месяцев назад

@@analool8018 can I see it?

@LloydTheZephyrian 3 месяца назад

@@DJMcFlintyNo

@birodactyl_of_the_web 3 месяца назад

@@DJMcFlinty no.

@lucaspritchard8575 2 месяца назад

@@DJMcFlinty no

@therevoltingslob2564 7 месяцев назад

I had a supermarket ad before this video and it took me a solid 40 seconds to realize the ad’s audio hadn’t glitched out and that was in fact the real video intro

@MockiN6j4y 8 месяцев назад

I actually really like this video format. It's interesting and fun to watch! And also funny to see fire struggling with the games 😂

@noutvandervlis5575 8 месяцев назад

Zote precept number 403: 'It aint much but it's honest work'

@robmccarty755 8 месяцев назад

Get this man silksong before he goes completely out of his mind...

@planescaped 8 месяцев назад

The Stardew Valley music juxtaposed with these games is something out of a fever dream.

@yanismonville6070 8 месяцев назад

The farmer's empty stare Will haunt my nightmares tonight

@THECARTHAGEEMPIRE 8 месяцев назад

I love how Zote is actually a farmer now 😂

@sks3520 8 месяцев назад

I'd be rich if i gained a dollar everytime fire said the word crashed

@carythacker8049 8 месяцев назад

You'd have 27 dollars

@clearissa1084 7 месяцев назад

Deleting the silo is such a classic beginner mistake

@QuestIonAskin 7 месяцев назад

I paid to have a new building built to use as a workshop a couple months ago. Sure enough, it slowly rose out of the ground. That’s just how it works man

@ToniaGlitched 7 месяцев назад

I never understand how does people have the guts to put such things on stores to sell, but damn, is it funny to watch people playing

@grantus_pax 7 месяцев назад

are we human or are we farmer? my truck is haunted i have no crates

@Zakuzu 7 месяцев назад

I could just be too tired from work, but the end ranking system confused me until halfway through the segment, I wasn't sure if #1 meant the worst of 10, or if it would mean the *best* of the worst 10, until you outlined it explicitly. An odd topic I was glued to the screen for lol

@jaroithink 8 месяцев назад

This is unironically one of the funniest videos I've watched in my life. Great work, fire!

@epicjoa04 8 месяцев назад

Bro is getting better and better at making this videos

@redgarlicbred6228 8 месяцев назад

Shoulda named the video "I softlocked myself in these farming games"

@Sessa. 8 месяцев назад

Post-apocalyptic Vegteria made me laugh lmao why does it look like that 😂 Great video! and the Stardew OST is just perfect 👌

@planescaped 8 месяцев назад

It's clear they purchased an apocalypse/zombie map asset pack and just modified it slightly to make a farming game in the aftermath of Stardew's meteoric success.

@KnightspaceORG 7 месяцев назад

Just a regular old Eastern European countryside lmao

@HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад

Looks a bit like someone mixed Stalker and DayZ with My Summer Car and then threw it into Unity.

@citrosmic 8 месяцев назад

just the intro is an 11/10 for me

@Rayneworld 8 месяцев назад

21:09 The way you say "It felt like it was my birthday" made me start cracking up

@jrobson100 7 месяцев назад

Vegtaria simulates the most common experience of running.a vegetable stand, being unable to make ends meet and going out of business.

@Azurious 8 месяцев назад

Alright now seeing the thumbnail if we don't get a Zote farming simulator we riot

@natsuki9465 7 месяцев назад

This series is amazing tooking forward to your next one as always!

@CatsT.M 8 месяцев назад

That is definetly how farming works. I know, my uncle is a farmer.

@yanismonville6070 8 месяцев назад

Is your uncle crashing every 2 minutes ?

@CatsT.M 8 месяцев назад

@@yanismonville6070 Unfortunately yes, it is really becoming a problem with farmers.

@AliceErishech 8 месяцев назад

@@CatsT.MHave you tried rebooting him?

@CatsT.M 8 месяцев назад

@@AliceErishech Of course. Annoyingly it happens a lot and someone always has to be there to reboot him.

@Shatari 6 месяцев назад

A pity you missed out on Farming World. It's like if you took SimFarm for mobile devices, removed all of the fun and the charm, ported it to PC, and then removed all microtransactions without balancing the game to compensate for the lack of 'pay to win' mechanics. Oh, and add in a lot of spreadsheets without giving the player any context for what the numbers mean. Edit: Also, you missed out on driving a truck in Agricultural Simulator 2013. Bumps will occasionally send you flying off into orbit, and sometimes your truck doesn't have a top speed, so you'll be able to accelerate to ludicrous speeds (until you hit a bump, upon which the game crashes).

@rk13567 8 месяцев назад

This was weirdly entertaining, deserves more views lol

@CertifiedScaryGuy 7 месяцев назад

Just found your page and I was hoping the voice in the intro was you so much lmao, still worth a subscribe

@theolikesdinosaurs1764 8 месяцев назад

the stardew music in the background is so perfect

@JakePusateri 8 месяцев назад

It's not just fertilizer, it's "FERTALIZER".

@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 7 месяцев назад

This is a fun series, thanks dude

@LavenderCorpses 7 месяцев назад

I don't think I've laughed more at a video intro than this one... damn that beautiful.

@NabrinaBlue 7 месяцев назад

Don't get your hopes up about Wild Season Ep. 2. It wasn't even supposed to be episodic in the first place. Then the devs dropped off the face of the Earth without any warning. No way Ep. 2 is ever happening.

@sollumi3014 7 месяцев назад

wait then if the devs disappeared why is it axtually called ep.1 in tge title im confused unless its a publisher thing

@NabrinaBlue 7 месяцев назад

@@sollumi3014 Nope, no publisher, just them. They changed it to episodic claiming it was necessary for the project to be finished , citing several reasons, including money (even though it was already available for purchase as early access). It was after that updates and communications slowed down massively and eventually stopped.

@juicyfruit866 8 месяцев назад

Truly incredible. I am literally shaking and crying right now.

@medicgaming9117 7 месяцев назад

No silk to song, no field to farm, no silkposts to cry suffering

@TheBlockEnjoyer 7 месяцев назад

Play the top ten best farming games next!

@iwillslapyou4982 8 месяцев назад

You talk about these games in the same way someone might talk about a ghost story

@LeonHK. 8 месяцев назад

Even the godgamer himself is desparate for Silksong content, I see

@laharlkent 8 месяцев назад

11:52 I tried to plow but couldn't figure out how to plow while in actions plow is clearly listed

@Dradeeus 7 месяцев назад

18:21 Lmao "Pumbkin"

@josequiles7430 8 месяцев назад

The truck thinks it's a stolen Skyrim horse

@redlunatic2224 7 месяцев назад

"It's like earth decided to become aurora borealis." Beautiful.

@alexandrebertone4351 8 месяцев назад

Love this series !

@fortidogi8620 7 месяцев назад

17:50 'post apocalyptic'? thats just what rural america looks like

@yvechapman9342 5 месяцев назад

Dead animals and an empty bank account are pretty on point for farming lol

@grimreaper3711 7 месяцев назад

As a fan of farming simulator and having played them since fs13, seeing these gave me both a headache and a good laugh😂, love the vid

@greatoverlordchikonmaster7226 8 месяцев назад

The first game I ever bought on steam was Agriculture Simulator 2011

@Ich.bin.cool57884 8 месяцев назад

The stardew valley music 😂

@martinrose2668 8 месяцев назад

Love this new series 😂

@MatvaNabor 7 месяцев назад

Enter the key on the back of the manual? What year is it?!

@rainchopper898 6 месяцев назад

this tumbnail is god tier :)

@keamort9974 7 месяцев назад

Menu reminded me of dwarf fortress, ouch that was almost uncalled for! Almost.

@Delcea72 8 месяцев назад

Why was I so focused on that for 20 minutes lol

@ninino86 3 месяца назад

This was fun, More please :)

@Angelthewolf 6 месяцев назад

I love how Agricultural Simulator doesn‘t even try to hide the fact that it‘s straight up a bad FS ripoff

@davisennest7864 5 месяцев назад

The intro is awesome

@BirchMonkey857 7 месяцев назад

This takes me back to my family's "shitty $6 shovelware we found on Amazon" phase, and more specifically, Alice Greenfingers. It wasn't the worst out there, but it sure as hell wasn't the best.

@josephmatthewspearsslade8900 6 месяцев назад

I'd have to disagree with "Alice Greenfingers" here with you, buddy. :D This was the Stardew Valley of the 2000s on the then-iconic WildTangent, pixel graphics and all, and to this day I'll always prefer the two games over that other indie conspiracy, such a cute series.

@arthurlepy3203 5 месяцев назад

The « agricultural simulator » arc is the funniest shit i have seen in a while

@leaf_wing5467 7 месяцев назад

The stardew music at the start was perfect lmao💀

@mallowhoney 7 месяцев назад

Listening to this while playing stardew is peak comedy.

@ZazooEel57 7 месяцев назад

When all your game is a bug, the debug feature becomes the game.

@Rusty-the-datsun 6 месяцев назад

i played agricultural simulator 2012 and 2013 along with historical farmer and i had issues with crashing on all of them aswell man this game was really cool to me at the time i would consider farming simulator 2013 better then these its almost like the code was horribly rushed or the lack of bug fixes cause the crashes

@rryt000 8 месяцев назад

How did you manage to softlock yourself so many times??? lmao im dying 😂

@daviddavidson7747 6 месяцев назад

Dude 11:48 The plow option was the 3rd last one from the bottom

@killiangoddard5404 8 месяцев назад

Out of pocket but GTA 6 thinking it's going to take long to come out.. Silk song: am I a joke to you

@aghilaschabane 8 месяцев назад

Dude i love the thumbnail

@1sdgg5as499 8 месяцев назад

What is wrong with the bricks at 16:35?

@strangegamerc 8 месяцев назад

Vegteria: the fetch quest simulator.

@grimm3995 7 месяцев назад

This should be a john deere commercial

@allxfox5626 4 месяца назад

That truck 360 😂😂😂

@croaton07 4 месяца назад

Who would've thought every Chinese knock-off would be garbage.

@SkootaBoota 7 месяцев назад

'Jacked 30 year old dude-bro' 😂

@johnalogue9832 6 месяцев назад

I enjoyed this video, but it felt like the games didn't get enough time devoted to them...not that I can blame anyone for wanting to limit their exposure as much as possible, but it felt like there was horror/gameplay left to "discover."

@SuperZez 7 месяцев назад

The fact that the thumbnail review is a haiku holy shit.

@alguienqueescribe1761 7 месяцев назад

I honestly think that Farmer Life Simulator seems kinda funny to play for a two or three days, the rest just seem a bit hollow, the kind of game you play for some minutes to never ever think about again

@tvctaswegia497 7 месяцев назад

Thank you for your service/sacrifice. And I thought Farming Simulator 2013 was rough...

@unemilifleur 7 месяцев назад

I like farming simulators. Surprisingly, there were a lot of original ideas in these games. I can’t think of a popular farming sim that uses tractors and cars, and here you have different levels on them (crappy tractor to effective big one). You usually don’t go to a farmer’s market and it could be cool to have more of that selling the produce aspect in games. And… That’s about it really.

@Sl1mch1ckens 7 месяцев назад

Farm sim has cars and tractors (and everything else that can go into it with mods) and is the only good farming simulator if we are talking about realistic ones. 22 the latest one has a lot more of product delivery aswell with the whole productions system. I

@maysee2515 5 месяцев назад

Is that Stardew music in the background?

@KielChristensen 8 месяцев назад

Listen fireborn there is a good farming game out there that every single 40 year old knows its called Hay Day now that's some amazing content 😂

@Dante1282 7 месяцев назад

Well wild season.... Still sad it's dead due missmanagement. Story was interesting and it was fun for what it was.

@Graknorke 6 месяцев назад

What do you mean the menus reminded you of dwarf fortress? DF's menus are clear, readable, do what they say, and are mostly compact.

@fireb0rn 6 месяцев назад

I believe I was referring to the fact that the game is played through menus with a large variety of options.

@Atrip111 7 месяцев назад

Kept trying to play Real Farming on console. Get so far and locks up..even after gold update. Pure Farming is a good one.

@monkaw_r1370 8 месяцев назад

You may want to try My Summer Car. It is... unique...

@Grog 8 месяцев назад

2000 invisible rabbits* 😂

@MortyCJ 7 месяцев назад

I honestly can’t understand how someone could not only put something like “that” on Steam but then also the audacity to charge!! 😅 Don’t the devs have self-respect or the want to produce high quality work? It’s a poor reflection.

@ze_doodles1885 4 месяца назад

Some of these sound like really good ideas. I like the idea of Vegteria, but obviously it doesn't work.

@Purity65dos 4 месяца назад

I'm literally crying. I can't with these games and fire talking over how bad they are 😆

@Friskus8 7 месяцев назад

waiting for someone to make a hollow knight farming simulator fan game

@EndroEndro 6 месяцев назад

your issue with Agriculture sim 13 was not usual game do not crash like that and i played on a lot different hardware in it. its so good game when it works fine. you need to fix your pc or use revers compatibylity left click icon in windows and run as win 7

@tyler6602 5 месяцев назад

😂 its a dogshit old game, that doesnt mean something is wrong with his pc

@jezter10000 8 месяцев назад

realy good video

@solarfus 6 месяцев назад

fireborn most definitely has atleast 5 bitcoin miners on his pc after this video

@ecbrd8478 4 месяца назад

all these developers really looked at roblox tycoon games and thought that shit would sell if they repacked it on steam

@Tigerpanzer6666 5 месяцев назад

you thro the entire plant away even tho the tomatoes can still grrow on it 1:17

@Kacpertost 6 месяцев назад

i had agricultural simulator 2013 on a cd few good years back and as far as i remember it wasnt as terrible as on the video. it may just be that steam version is so broken