I Recreated Africa's Deadliest War in HOI4 

bro turned into dimitri yazov as soon as he got nukes 😭😭💀

Imagine all those fully trained merc companies losing to bunch of kids(literally bunch of kids)

The people of the congo wanted to stop fighting. "Lol" said MeanBean "Lmao"

Fun Fact: The troops you circle don't actually die, but become POWs. Which means that, if you want to maximize NODs (Number of Dead), you kinda have to attack them upfront

I love how the Game Copes so hard it resorts to Crashing and Corrupting your save to avoid their baby Countries from being defeated

Having a youtube channel centered around MD and still barely knowing how nukes work is so MD

Democratic Republic of the Congo facts: The flag you had during this mod was the flag the DRC used from 1960 to 1963. The six smaller stars on the hoist side of the flag represented the six provinces of the country at the time. This was dropped when 6 provinces became 21. Since 2015, the country has 26 provinces. When Mobotu Sese Seko ruled the country as Zaire, Mobutu was known for extravagances such as shopping trips to Paris via the Concorde. He had Gbadolite Airport constructed with a long enough runway to charter Concorde flights. Zaire was derived from the name of the Congo River, sometimes called Zaire in Portuguese, which in turn was derived from the Kikongo word nzere or nzadi ('river that swallows all rivers'). French is the official language, however, approximately 242 languages are spoken in the country, of which four have the status of national languages: Kituba (Kikongo), Lingala, Tshiluba, and Swahili. But France didn't colonize what's now the DR Congo, but rather Belgians! While other countries laid claim to territories in Africa during the Berlin Conference, King Leopold II of Belgium declared the Congo Free State not as a Belgian colony, but his own personal property. But his administration was so brutal that it led the other European nations to tell him that it was too much. Thus, instead of just Leopold II, Belgium took official control as Belgian Congo from 1908 to 1960.

Ethiopia was able to counter you because of the mountains! It's quite the mountainous country! Fun fact, at one point in time, South Africa actually had a nuclear program! From the 1960s to the 1980s! I know about because I represented South Africa in a Model UN historical committee about the Yom Kippur War and we had a crisis of me sending uranium to Israel...at the end of the conference, after agreeing to give a lot of uranium to Australia in different deals, Australia ended up nuking Cape Town. Good times! So South Africa’s nuclear weapons doctrine was designed for political leverage rather than actual battlefield use, specifically to induce the US to intervene in any regional conflicts between South Africa and the Soviet Union or its proxies. The government believed a demonstration of its nuclear capability, such as an underground nuclear weapons test in the Kalahari, would provoke the USSR to threaten the US with a dangerously escalating military confrontation unless South Africa was constrained, which in turn would motivate the US to intervene and seek an end to the conflict in Angola. To achieve a minimum credible deterrence, a total of six nuclear weapons were covertly assembled by the late 1980s. Before the anticipated changeover to a majority-elected ANC government in the 1990s, the South African government ended the program in 1989, dismantled all of its nuclear weapons, the first state in the world which voluntarily gave up all nuclear arms it had developed itself!

Captain Alex does not aprove this DRC propaganda (Its a joke referencing who killed captain alex ugandan film)

South Africa had nukes before congo

“First nuke the continent of Africa had ever seen” South Africa:

Calmest and weakest hoi4 md player I see. The only way the ai could stop him was literally breaking the game itself. Keep it up king. Maybe one day you will serve justice to the cheating ai once and for all.

love yours vids keep them coming

BRO I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO SOLAR TACTICAL LMAOO it’s in Castro valley😭😭

It's just insanely easy to win the war as the Congo, just encircle all enemies one by one or rush down their cores

this channel always makes me play md again

I once got 56 million casualties in one war. I was German empire, and my friend was Ottoman Empire in base game. We were against the Comintern, the free British colonies, the communist uk, the Nordic countries, the French, the Spanish, the Italians, the Belgians, the Chinese and in our faction we had the USA and Japan both of us got capitulated because the us refused to help at all

Nah Ethiopia has a plot armor during it's whole history

>economy is looking good in Africa >Gets coupled by the french Realistic

Damn. From when I first discovered your channel you were at 2k subs. Sum how you’ve made it.

The part 2 we didnt ask for but got anyway

I was really into this challenge

I truly hope that when you get to Poland you will try to recreate the Commonwealth

Cant wait for the czechia episode

the new DLC makes millenium dawn crash in 2005

Isn't paradox such a wonderful game system. Crashing when it gets to any part in general and making all your enemies op as he'll. It's no wonder nobody else plays this mod for how insufferable it is to play.

He did it, he got the world of tank sponsorship

when comes the Q&A? IM HYPPPEDDDDDDD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

new vid dropped pog

Really called the crows enemies, blud got the racism and of course the family friendly to a whole other level what the hell☠️💀

did they remove ai investments form this mod? previously i would all the time be getting these free civs from european countries but now i'm not even getting infrastructure investments.. did i disable something or was that mechanic just removed

He just escaped from his padded cell?

south africa was the first african nuclear state, but they let go of their nukes

It’s because you have the dlc that’s what’s making it crash

4:18 I’m pretty sure the reason you lost a few planes is because of air accidents, it’s basically unit attrition when exercising but for planes whenever exercising or on a mission

South Africa had nukes first in Africa. And that's only if you don't included Britain and France who had land in Africa when they had nukes.

actually the french we're the first to nuke africa or it was the british when they we're testing them before tests we're made with computers

Millennium Dawn hasnt figured out AAT yet

Play Lebanon really high set is fun

Don't call them child soldiers. It's the kongo isekai experience!

Nice

how did you get a sponsor for this?

I cant wait for you to play czechia!

I was studying civil rights before watching this video, and Meanbean you violated all the rights, hope you're proud.

:333 new mean bean video yeyyy ^u^

17:55 that is actually false, the south africans had nuclear weapons and got rid of them during the fall of apartheid.

It wasnt MD Matrix killing the Congo... it was the FRENCH!

Lore of I Recreated Africa's Deadliest War in HOI4 momentum 100

I love conscripting kids into the military :33

Congo wouldn't be the first African country with nukes, as South Africa did in the 80's

Congo sent Bean to the aslume

one thing u need to know meanbean tanks suck in millenium dawn in any form but apcs and ifvs are great

HE'S STILL ALIVE 🥹

why does meanbean only have 22k, not 220k

17:56 Oh just screw the union of South Africa

Make longer videos

bro's gonna end up in the Hague AND cancelled 😭😭

One nice thing about enrichment facilities is that random countries will buy your nuclear material when they need it.

Bongo Bongo you still have to play the other nations in the congo (civil war)

Paradox says the AI doesnt cheat, I beg to differ, even in TNO I see some wild things that proves AI does cheat

South Africa was actually the first African nuclear state

yooo bro drop another video

Bean... Maybe it was fun 7 years ago, but world of Tanks DID NOT CHANGE FOR GOOD, its BAD now, so fricking P2WIN

Cyprus is ever closer,prepare for suffering everybody

its a shame the new dlc causes the game to crash with the mod

i love you love me back mean bean

why war thunder music

HAHAHA look guys he is losing his mind playing video game how FUNNY XDDDDd

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South Africa had nuclear weapons

8:24

South Africa was a nuclear power during the Cold War

Funky.

It just hit me, you sounds like 16 years old Donald Trump

Mostly peaceful Congo Bongo disagreements

seen 30 seconds ago

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Your game is crashing because of the arms against tyranny

i hate to be the asshole but you had zero stability for most of the game, that also contributes to resistance I believe

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