I ruined the Bitlife Landlord update 

I thought it meant she was a customer at the brothel lol

@@VultureSkins omg i didn't even think about that 😭

Well, young Dlord had a rough start on his life as well. According to the video he was an accidental result of a condom problem...

Ok but like her full name kinda sounds like “I need the lord”

Can’t sue a ghost

@@tiffasaurusrex83 all I can say for those prices is what Ghost up must come down 😉

yes!

@@megacharizardxgod5298 nice lol.

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Pornstar landlord forced to raise a child and all their properties happen to be haunted

@@sidhackney8831 It would be like a mixture between Two and Half Men and Supernatural, but with a lot more porn in between sitcom shenanigans and ghosts.

​@@pedrovallefin8406 and also hilariously awkward situations like the landlord starting an arms race against the child to childproof the house so the kid won't get to the sex toys safe

@@katsucandy Have an episode when the main character has to go to Parents Evening but keeps on getting interrupted by the ghosts killing people.

I had a life where at 18 I was a 0% reputation unknown actor, i miraculously got cast in a good role and performed a publicity stunt that made the movies hype and my reputation as an actor skyrocket. up until this moment, i didn’t have an agent representing me so it was hard to get auditions but i went on to hire a female agent who was 9 years older than me who absolutely despised me and wanted nothing to do with me. the movie went on to gross over $1,000,000,000+ in box office and i won an award for best lead actor, at this point my reputation was at 100%. i found out my agent was $700,000 in debt before my movie but representing me as an actor who pretty much got famous overnight accidentally, she not only cleared her debts but she made $5.5M. i found this out because my agent and i suddenly started dating after the paycheck hit. this also caused her reputation as an agent to skyrocket so she easily secured me a role paying me $2.2M/episode on a tv show with 20 episodes a season. I was making pretty much $45M a year and she was making bank too. in ten years I had more money than I knew what to do with. my agent started working with me while she was in serious debt and now she has a net worth of $40M+. i ended up breaking up with her and our relationship tanked to 0% but she stayed my agent because her craziness was 100% and just wanted to ruin my career. she made sure i got no roles whatsoever so i fired her, but that wasn’t the end of it. she was a stalker ex and stalked me nonstop, i grew tired of it and contacted a hitman to kill her, she wasn’t a problem anymore but before I knew it I was at trial for conspiracy to murder. the best lawyers couldn’t save me i was locked up for a long time. but i didn’t give up faith, i tried to appeal my sentence and this time the lawyers i paid millions for got my charges dropped and my sentence overturned. I was a free and rich man but my reputation as an actor was out the window, so i pretty much quit. Even after her own death my talent agent ex got the final laugh. that life would make for a very interesting concept of a drama series like better-call-saul

Never underestimate the bookshelf

Lan Dlord: 0 Bookshelf: 999999999

Guys! I just bought this super haunted house. It has a really weird bookcase so I think I’m going to sell it

Edgar Allan Poe is just tryna find one of his books?

I can't believe that bookshelf killed Kiana, the protagonist of Honkai Impact 3rd!

Bitlife dev better be seeing this comment, i wanna see kevin play as serial killer (in the game of course 😉)

Combat sports

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​@swivel keyring technically DJ Kevi is a massive serial killer, especially in The Sims as hos persona "Jim Pickens". His real name isn't Kevin, it's def Jim Pickens and we're made to believe it's just a character but it's an admission of "Kevin's" irl

You don't need to create you own cult were all already in one, uh, I mean, we're not ofc

It cant possibly be a coincidence. It was directed at Kevin in particular. Someone out there needed to tell him his Hagrid addiction has gone too far. All while simultaneously attempting to trigger back his addiction to Among Us with that challenge. The people behind this game are possibly more evin than Kevin himself.

@@pedrovallefin8406 The fact that the 'evin' typo could either be for Kevin or evil and would work either way makes it all the funnier to me.

666th like. I don’t normally point out the number my like it, unless it’s funny.

Yes

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All over multiple places.

*Mr. Ditkovich enters the chat* “Where’s my money?!”

Some bitlife deb must be a Kevin fan and put this in with the clear intent of reaching Kevin. Or maybe just actively referencing his videos. After all, we all know Kevin playstyle is exactly how this game is supossed to be played.

@@pedrovallefin8406 You guys know that Sexy PS1 Hagrid was a meme before Kevin.... right? Right? I may have something to do with Kevin, but equally as likely its that its just a pop culture reference.

@@gandalf_thegrey nah too random to add rn it's a kevin reference, what's more likely , a meme that basically nobody has heard of that's likely old af being added as a reference, or a meme referring to what's likely bitlifes #1 supported

​@@Errenyaegerrrtf are u talking about I even now see the memes on daily basis ig it based on who ur asking

Is that a challenge?

@@Forold Nobody should ever declare Kevin cant be more evil than somebody else. Thats just setting things up for him to be ten times worse.

666th like. nice.

Is your landlord renting you a home that you’re guaranteed to die in after a single year? I think not /j

So... At one point of those 17 recorded misterious "accidental" deaths and unresolved murders can Lan Dlord be considered an accomplice? Cause halfway though it he was clearly renting the haunted house wholy expecting his tennants to suffer horrible deaths. Hell, for we all we know, what the ghost really wanted all allong was to end Lan Dlord reign of terror once and for all and the sacrifices he gave them only prolonged the inevitable. Probably have something to do with standing there to watch his own mother die. Maybe she was the ghost that killed him.

Lan Dlord actually died peacefully. If you look very carefully at the log during the death sequence it says he died peacefully in his sleep

@@aurastrike At 59? Seems a bit young for that. It's much more likely that is simply what was put on the death certificate because a coroner did not want to put "died of fright after seeing a ghost" on an official record.

shame the devs are making you pay for every update

@@whytry4682 fr tho. I remember when all you needed was bitizenship and god mode.

@@whytry4682 what no way they are doing that looool

Honestly, he cant be blamed for their sudden and misterious deaths. They have it coming.

He was so focused in being a terrible landlord that he forgot of what really matters: terrible puns. I just hope he never forgets this precious, horrible, thing he lost today.

The only problem with it is the sugestion that his love of Hagrid is a bad thing. Clearly that Dane guy didnt knew what he was talking about. No wonder they became enemies. So what if your wife cheated on you with your evil looking but misteriously handsome friend? Geez, its not a big deal. Happens all the time, get over it.

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His only fault, which turned out to be deadly, was to get himself involved with the house "past tenants" instead of completely ignore them. There should be no interaction with the tennants, not even with the dead ones!

Now, dont be like that, thats just plain defamation. Lan Dlord had orange eyes. Completely diferent stuff.

Oh hey youtube

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The thing is that this has like 15 likes 💀

Notice me

@@midpour hey i noticed you

Kevin is a _landlording Genius!_

I was actually rewatching a couple of his old bitlife videos two days ago. Lo and behond, a new bitlife videos came out. Its your testimony and mine enough evidence to conclude that Kevin is spying on his suscribers at any given time to know when its more beneficial to return to old favorites? I would say its irrefutable proof of that. Oh well, its not the worst thing Kevin has done, not even in the top ten really.

I simply assumed that Dlord prices were actually quite afordable. So cheap that it didnt even matter that the house is said to be haunted and everyone that rented it either died in misterious accidents or was murdered. Then again, i somehow doubt Lan Dlord ever cared to share any of those details before making them sign a one year contract. His good looks probably do help a lot in them not asking any questions. Who cares if he looks like a cartoon villain? Hes so handsome and clever, he must be trustworthy.😈

Or going to prison with Tuberculosis

@@craigphoenix6522 Or, more often than not, going to prison after working in the porn industry (and getting tuberculosis).

@@pedrovallefin8406 This. Kevin, Porn, Prison and Tuberculosis are the 4 horsemen of a bitlife playthrough

RIGHT

Sacagawea?

As a Brit, the only reason I know that name is from night at the museum

riiiight! born and raised in the uk but i’m nez perce and this had me nearly screaming at my phone screen 🤣

I think she wasn't aggresive, Kevin was the aggresive one, if she was aggresive Kevin would've been insta-killed.

It would have to imagine newer and diferent ways for the tennants to dies though. I would think that them dying from being crushed by a bookshelf or pushed of a window would get old eventually and prety quick at that..

Caden slams the closet door closed just in the nick of time. Hearing the bookshelf bashing against the door, trying to break its way in, he relaxes and goes to lean against the wall, thinking himself safe for the time being. As he puts his weight against the wall, he suddenly feels it dissappears and starts falling. He has no chance of catching himself, as he sees the opened window getting further and further away. His final horrified thought "There was never a window in that closet!"

Yeah, I don't blame her for being wary of white people (idk if the tenants were, but Kevin's character was.)

Sacagawea?

@Garrett Foster yeah I didn't know how to spell it and too lazy to look it up lol

Poor Steven!

Just landlords in general

​@@michealmalloy1934 mao was right about landlords

@@Darbimbo Which china doubled down on and made the problem worse loool

@@gandalf_thegrey fr

@@gandalf_thegrey but ngl in some cities it’s actually not that bad

He was actually quite the chill landlord. Let his tenants get away with a lot of shit, plus he never even tried to made the rent as high as posible. He may have been an actually good landlord, if it wasnt for the multiple deaths and murders in that hounted house. He really should have sell that place while he still could.

You make it sound as it hes only the worst human alive in bitlife. Thats basically every game he plays. Of course he doesnt disappoints at it when he had so much practice.

Dont worry, im sure he would have if the game have left him. Its just the game is too limited for a true landlord experience.

Either there a lot more people out there that are turned on by Hagrid that i thought or the game is directly targeting Kevin in particular. Your choice.

Get him to help you with your literary career- he’d make a fantastic ghostwriter :3

I don't know if I love or hate how clever that was. ​@@teddy-beargamer6385

Oh, there were plenty of updates he couldnt do that with. But if he cant be a capitalist genius, he can always go back to being a sucessfull serial killer or a corrupt politician in some far away country. Of course, you may also say all of those things are synonyms as long as Kevin is involved.

Totally, if you dont get it on your first go-round, theres no reason to not quit that life and choose to start over with, if youre lucky, richest parents. Thats why bitlife its the better life simulator ever made, its just like real life! Oh, the lifetimes i lost looking for rich parents...