I ruined the new Bitlife Stock Market update 

I'm amazed he didn't go for the obvious OpenSea joke

nice didn't think of that

Current-Sea would include current!

@@LaurenTheorist came here to say that

Kevin pls post more bitlife its one of my fav you watcning bitlife thats how i saw your vids because of bitlife if he reads comments i hope tho

Lol

a tale as old as time

It’s happened at least 3 times 😂

I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened three times.

Also, how many become porn historians/porn set janitors?

@Jack Wrath bot-_-

Lol

Chooses crime . But ends up as a porn janitor .

He only moonlights as a criminal, his cover is always a porn set janitor. They never suspect the porn set janitor. Except the 72 times Kevin goes to prison each Bitlife video

He also really likes to be a pornography historian and I want to know why LMAO

Its a shame cause the game was very fun (and very dumb) at one point, with its unlimited capacity for chaos that Kevin tapped on from the start, but they seem intent or ruining that with their greed. Theres only so much fun to have in a "free" game that limits you with ads and packs (on a freaking mobile game) to fully play it. No wonder Kevin didnt made bitlife videos for quite some time until now, must have loss the apeal even to him.

I'm wondering how legal it is to sell someone a premium, ad free, all future updates for $0 more membership, and then continue to show ads and sell more packs is. Like I know, they changed owners, but they bought the contracts with the player's as well as the game.

@@EighmyLupin It’s not a contract though. It’s a lie, but companies lie all the damn time and sure don’t get in trouble for it.

That’s why they’ve gotten so money hungry lately?? Ever since they came up with doglife and catlife (which barely see any work done) with THEIR OWN respective 5 dollar purchases I was not liking it. Also God Mode is a whopping 8 dollars now. For stat editing on a mobile game. Cmon. I hope they don’t run Bitlife into the ground, it’s extremely unique and fun.

@@DeathnoteBB well it's false advertising and breaking a contract even a verbal or implicit one, still illegal.

Also you have to watch an ad to pray and they kill your character if you back out.

On the bright side, it will become a Sims 4 kind of game and Kevin would be abble to make a cult and imprision people in the basent.

I have Android and I didn't have to pay for it... I think

@@connaeris8230 You watch ads than, kevin is also on android

True..leave a bad taste in my mouth about the "pray" thing... The paying everytime you wanna rewind time (and not just a one off thing) slightly annoyed me but i understand why it had to be done, and in the grand scheme of things wont take the fun out of the game. The "pray" does.

Hope he’s been wearing wrist weights to strengthen up that slappin hand

Omg yes

Absolutely desperate for more desperate housewives

I would KILL to see more desperate housewives content

I need to see what Man and Manson are up to while Jimantha hooks up with the mailman.

good idea maybe i should do that

He's going for an independent seasteading.

Satoshi: (Dies on the pirate ship) Parents: This is just an elaborate joke isn't it

He actually played it smart this time around, quickly realizing he sucks at it and never going back again. Strange for a Kevin character to learn from their mistakes, i guess the name "imajokey" was mean to be sarcastic.

and the hitman.

Or prison

Wait fr? I deleted Bitlife about a year ago but have bitizen, if I redownload it does that mean I have to watch ads now *just to pray* ??

you can actually just click the x in the top left corner of the popup and it wont negatively effect your character, its only by cursing them does it negatively effect your character. i think its a pretty funny addition 😂😂

@@alilolfox Yup. Plus the stock market update was not included in the "buy all upcoming packs" thing that a lot of people got. Buying all the parts of Bitlife costs about as much as a real, decent video game, but they also want you to watch adverts and if you refuse they ruin your character or take all your in-game currency away. It's really become a scummy little pit of a game

@@sierrachavis-conner3179 Thanks, i suppose i was wrong.

Some ads to support something shouldn't be that maddening at least we actually are getting the product we asked for rather than some pay to win shit

Three nickels actually, I'm pretty sure.

@@rdvanguard1014 really?

@@casimir970 Yeah, when he was a pop star, and then when he was a porn star. Edit - didn't notice the 'pirate ship' part, it was a tugboat in the porn star one. He still dies to flaming speed boats a lot.

I'm just find it funny he keeps buying boats at this point and is surprised when he dies same with planes lol

@@rdvanguard1014 oh lol

Especially since Kevin bought the "premium" version of the game to turn ads off and yet they still showed him ads and punished him for daring to question it

@@EighmyLupin Need premium plus I guess

Bitlife apology video incoming.

@@CristanioPeweyyy they'll never apologize. You'll notice though, that CMK has not been an option on the "watch youtube with a friend" for awhile now, and I think that is directly due to kevin's videos and how it brings about some aspects of the game the devs don't like being pointed out...

@@sarac9424 I’ve seen him on watch yt list

Yeah especially with the expensive items in the game that cost 10 dollars that give minor buffs

I never actually played the game but I think they dont force you to click on that 'pray' button... Its just like every other game where you get minor advantage for watching the ad... If you can get rid of the periodical ads by turning off the wifi then any amount of ads is alright in my eyes

Anyone who previously paid for bitizenship should be retroactively exempt from any ads at least. The whole point of bitzenship was no ads.

@@gaghhuh2943they require you to have internet to play the game

​@@gaghhuh2943speaking from experience they have baked in ads for when you turn off the wifi it's kinda nuts

@@dominicmarazita8103 Kevin is never wrong!

Sadly, there was no option to murder the BitLife devs

​@@JasminMiettunen There was an option for the BitLife devs to singlehandedly plummet Satoshi's ass(ets)

edward kenway

@@tjsmoth7234 No joke, I was actually playing Black Flag when you posted this 🤣

sorry ur pirate republic failed

@Bandit the Bamboozle It's supposed to be funny

He is a business genius.

@Jack Wrath i doubt that, considering all you do is self promote in kevin's comments lmao

Also a piracy genius I hope he names his next Sea Of Thieves ship the Crypto Pirate II

😮

Wasn’t it in the movie border heist?

@@carstories4169 I think that's the one, yeah 🤔

Andy T. be like

It sure reminds me of someone 🙂

Imagine if someone say that in their defense in court when they get caught for selling drugs or stolen goods.

And it never goes well.

​@@pedrovallefin8406 he ends up making a million and then loses another million and then blows all his funds and loses everything

"He defecated through the sunroof!"

I know you! Who you were, what you are, people don't change! You're Slippin Jimmy!

Kevin's mind: oOoOO shiny new button!

@Jack Wrath for someone who says they hate comment spammers,you seem to be comment spamming

@Jack Wrath Nah, L Channel. Mine betta than yours, lowkey

Then he went on to try to cast a curse, he hasn’t changed after all

The youngest she should have been dating was 28

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Does 2 years really make a difference at that point?

@@PeteyThePenguin Playing it safe

What...

Nobody understands the stock market. If they say they do, they’re either lying or insider trading.

@@aussiejo5764 The stock market is an imaginary market where people shop for speculation

He'd blow half the money on trying to become governor

I know this is a fairly old comment, but I just wanna say I hope you're doing well, considering the "probably saved my life" bit. Your comment has wonderful, positive energy as well, which is always nice to see. Sending good vibes right back at you

Same here!

Does Bitlife have a plan

@Jack Wrath sssssssh

same. how he get that lucky. I am doing the same thing that he done, buying the least trending coin, but didn't work

@@kingnaking Yeah I tried the stock update and even with a lot of starting money, it’s very RNG based and the odds are against you

@Jack Wrath why do you have a pfp of a roblox scamer?

@@Nickmakeshorts because he is a scammer.

Not really. Kevin paid for the ad free version and yet they still showed him ads and then wrecked his character when he called out how much of bs that was.

@@EighmyLupin just like how you pay "for all future content" and then they do the new jobs as seperate microtransactions

@@EighmyLupin Literally all you have to do is 1. Not choose to watch an ad or 2. Just… hit the X button to close the pop-up Of all things to complain about this is the most useless

@@CanonOverseer People keep saying this but last I played they were all free

Same! Its one of my favourites!

oh my god YES