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Месяц назад

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@jadetaylor-holden5673 Месяц назад

Ss😅 xxx ia

@helvete983 Месяц назад

I've got to say I was always dubious about companies like Hello Fresh, but my wife and I have tried their service a few times now, absolutely can't fault it. The price point is okay, not something we would do every week, but a great option for heavy work weeks. Might be a bit too pricey for a larger family though, but the food was top notch, and easy to make (I burn toast!) Cool channel, looking forwards to seeing more of your vids.

@kevincurrie6839 Месяц назад

Your trauma is your trauma. Don’t ever try to ruin melted cheese like that for me ever again ever.

@Naebun 27 дней назад

😂

@tobiasblackmoar Месяц назад

man who doesn’t like cows milk proceeds to enjoys milkshake.

@mellohighh Месяц назад

the start of the video feels like when youre playing hide and seek with a kid and theyre so obviously under the table but you gotta pretend they arent

@jebus89 Месяц назад

"Cow milk weirds me off" is the most 21st century London phrase I've ever heard

@lewisarmstrong-lamb6380 Месяц назад

Then proceeds to order 3 milkshakes

@clubdevoiture1618 Месяц назад

So true... grow up

@allykayx Месяц назад

I’ve heard of being weirded out.. but being weird off? That’s weird as 😂

@mats7492 Месяц назад

Cow milk is literally disgusting.. filled with puss and antibiotics.. ew!

@TheKingOfBeans Месяц назад

He also said “dutty” what the fuck is that about

@xyz_cs Месяц назад

this scares me to my core, I feel like I can't trust a takeaway if theres a few bad reviews let alone ZERO

@sufyaanj Месяц назад

Zero bad reviews are less than a few

@masonbellamy7343 Месяц назад

I never look at reviews I just order whatever sounds good

@AKMilli-sn4nx Месяц назад

@@masonbellamy7343Playin games with your life n health

@sdrp9539 Месяц назад

@@masonbellamy7343when?

@EclecticMEMES420 Месяц назад

fully convinced Ciarán just curls up into a ball until its time to record

@deversftw1160 Месяц назад

You ordered 2 hashbrowns and they gave one, I'd be going ape 😂

@kensacollins1494 Месяц назад

“Cows milk weirds me out” then buys a milkshake 😂

@davisjos02 Месяц назад

Two. 😂

@AdamOBrien29 Месяц назад

Could've used his mother's milk no?

@gavinwilkinson3722 21 день назад

Muppet.

@epickarisma8901 Месяц назад

that sauce you dipped the fries in was the dressing for the salad 😄

@omnom6934 Месяц назад

Not sure what to takeaway from this video.

@Mr.Goldkush Месяц назад

That takeaway was cringe

@theonlydiego1 Месяц назад

Lad films his diet for the day

@omnom6934 Месяц назад

@@theonlydiego1 are you lost

@NotoriousWhistler Месяц назад

I love that Ciaran was amazed by "cake in the shape of a cake" 😂

@pixi-kc2wx Месяц назад

You don't look like Mr Bean you definitely look like Andy Serkis.

@dannyboy0398 Месяц назад

It’s the big mouth that makes him look like Andy

@TheAvarusAnimus Месяц назад

or the bass player from Supergrass!

@ihkiejake1072 Месяц назад

You’re all wrong he looks like billy butcher

@alicecook3859 Месяц назад

Thinking about Homer as Mr Sparkle IMMEDIATELY gives me a huge shot of serotonin so thanks for that what a joy

@kittikoko Месяц назад

Was literally thinking about you last night. Wondered when I'd last seen you on the subscriptions feed. I feel like I've summoned a demon.

@chantsmysta Месяц назад

I now want to order a biscoff milkshake.

@NoodleBomber Месяц назад

Me also. At 3am.

@JafacaksWasTaken Месяц назад

HODL is hold on for dear life

Месяц назад

crazy way to out yourself as a big fat nerd wow

@LouieAblett Месяц назад

@ that's nedr to you

@spiritusinfinitus 10 дней назад

It's doesn't actually mean that at all. Some mainstream news outlets seem to have started that rumour. The origin of HODL comes from a post on the bitcointalk forum on December 18 2013 by the user GameKyuubi which was titled I AM HODLING. It was simply a drunken typo. He was posting a rant while his girlfriend was out at a lesbian bar and the price of Bitcoin had crashed to about $500 and he had cracked open the booze and was trying to explain why he was going to hold and not sell. His drunk fingers had other ideas. At that point the word HODL was born.

@Shifty319 7 дней назад

@@spiritusinfinitus no one cares

@spiritusinfinitus 7 дней назад

@@Shifty319 Thanks for caring enough to comment! 🤣

@LorBell Месяц назад

Pretty sure your lunch sauce was for the salad, not dipping. and... @22:30... did that straw come out of the bag unwrapped?

@yobyag4836 Месяц назад

The tism is very strong in this video

@bronwyn.mp3 Месяц назад

Very real

@Jessie_Bee Месяц назад

12:25 The mention of ARFID (Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder), even though you don’t have it, is really awesome. I have it, and it is such an unknown, misunderstood, and often invalidated disorder (and technically a new diagnosis) that a lot of people don’t know about or understand and a lot of doctors don’t know how to treat (or again, don’t even know about or understand). It took me more than 20 years to find a name for and how to address what I had been experiencing my entire life. I’m so happy to see more people are becoming aware and openly talking about it. I’m in exposure therapy now, and it is so helpful. Sending love to anyone who’s going through it ❤️

@kelly.gallacher Месяц назад

I have arfid too I didn’t get diagnosed until I was around 17..then got discharged from the clinic at 18 was abit pointless in them diagnosing me as nothing can really change now

@defs8073 12 дней назад

It's just fussy eating

@Jessie_Bee 12 дней назад

@@defs8073 I assure you it is not. It is a sensory disorder that is related to smells, tastes, and textures as well as ambivalence towards food or fear towards food and vomiting that leads to gagging and vomiting and avoidance/restrictiveness of food. I don’t know why people care so much about other people’s food choices and why I constantly need to be told I’m a child and a picky/fussy eater when I have a literal mental condition that makes me rather starve than eat foods I am afraid will make me throw up. People with this condition will literally be put on feeding tubes because they have that much aversion to foods. That’s not picky/fussy eating. And I literally went to rehab and am in exposure therapy! Like what more do people need to understand that I’m not just being stubborn?! I’m not spending that kind of bank because I’m a fussy/picky eater. I want to get better. I’m literally trying to learn how to eat foods. We aren’t fucking babies; we have a medical condition. Thank you for proving how invalidated the diagnosis is.

@Jessie_Bee 12 дней назад

@@defs8073 I can assure you it is not. It is a sensory disorder that is related to smells, tastes, and textures and a fear around foods and choking/vomiting that causes gagging/vomiting and avoidance/restrictiveness around foods. People with this disorder, including me, will literally starve rather than eat fear foods (sometimes we legitimately can’t get them down no matter how hard we try because of gagging/vomiting; this is why I am in exposure therapy). People will literally be put on feeding tubes because they physically can’t eat. That’s not fussy/picky eating. That is a disorder. Thank you for proving how invalidated this diagnosis is.

@Jessie_Bee 12 дней назад

@darthdonkulous1810 Месяц назад

Recovering crack and smack addict here. I can confirm that crack is indeed fucking incredible. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

@hallieharvey4073 Месяц назад

In the words of my coke addict father “I love it more then life itself that’s why I can’t do it”

@_Piers_ Месяц назад

No no...that's can't be right! We have it on good authority that "crack is wack", you can't possibly be suggesting she was lying to us!

@darthdonkulous1810 Месяц назад

@@_Piers_ I am indeed suggesting such things! Why do you think she told us that... So there would be more for her! Diabolical in her cunning. Also, would you like a number, my old dealer is currently running a friend's referral program. You buy and I get a commission haha *OBVIOUSLY that last part is a joke. Don't ever do crack, people I beg you. It completely ruined my life, my teeth and my self esteem and confidence.

@FredLimestone 18 дней назад

meth is super fun though

@Vb98765 Месяц назад

Complains about cows milk in his coffee freaking him out... then proceeds to go on about how good milkshakes are. Makes sense.

@TheKingOfBeans Месяц назад

Well yeah, coffee and milkshakes are totally different entities

@MorgenVlogs Месяц назад

the homer simpson’s eye comparison was 10/10 😂😂

@LouieAblett Месяц назад

Them writing upsell on their menu items genuinely made this for me 😆

@cianthulu4204 Месяц назад

You never made me think of Mr Bean, but now that you've said it I completely get it

@e1c129 Месяц назад

"I've gone off cows milk it weirds me out", proceeds to eat three milkshakes in one day.

@mincentprice1041 Месяц назад

Love when you post - your editing is always spot on with your comedic timing. Cheers!!

@WendigoTheBot Месяц назад

20:42 is the best part to have watched while eating pasta with melted cheese on top

@phoenixtaylor4411 Месяц назад

“It tastes found rather than made” 😂

@bog123 Месяц назад

Crosstown donoughts is a very well established brand of luxury donoughts and the like, they have a few stores dotted about like one in Bristol, one in Bath, and a bunch in London, etc. More often they have these cute vans that they sell from too. Very expensive but very high quality!

@luna5788 Месяц назад

The animation bit with you waiting for your egg got me good 🤣 my god man your hilarious 😂 😂 😂

@treyorner4234 Месяц назад

You ordered two hashbrowns and there was one

@SuperManSam98 Месяц назад

Lampardian transitions in the reviews were a touch of class

@CoMunro Месяц назад

Why is Ciarán a mix of Mr Bean and Andy Serkis (actor of Gollum)

@benfarrimond2098 Месяц назад

How can you have such strong opinions on food delivery companies; they're all the same? The rider/drivers even were each others uniforms ?

@redeye1016 Месяц назад

They have different restaurants. Some are across all, but some are just on one platform or two. Just Eat has typically had the worst selection altho it’s getting better.

@Remedyz-tp9nb Месяц назад

I’m only 10 mins in and I’m creasing. One of your best videos bro 😂

@TheKingOfBeans Месяц назад

Wow what did you smoke before watching?

@charliem27 Месяц назад

Drew Gooden vine in a Ciarán Carlin video is so funny

@philt6843 14 часов назад

As an Australian, "Did somebody say...Menulog" rolls off the tongue far better than Just Eats ngl

@feenieb Месяц назад

Non stop creasing up throughout this whole video 🤣

@danaekoloka9819 Месяц назад

I'm also very particular about my food, thanks Ciarán for making feel seen

@Gagateer Месяц назад

The velociraptor comment got me.😂

@Nxth01 Месяц назад

lucky that coffee survived with only a little spill lol, i had many drink spillages and cling film barely helps

@TheJoker-fv7lb Месяц назад

Definitely on the spectrum this bloke 😂

@TheAvarusAnimus Месяц назад

"A girthy quim! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (best line ever!)

@htid84 Месяц назад

scrolled the comments to see if anyone else pick up on this... either people didnt get it or didnt hear it but fuck me i howled!!! 🤣

@TheAvarusAnimus Месяц назад

@@htid84 Me too! 🤣🤣

@oglynch1921 Месяц назад

Blacksmith hat is fire. Wish I had more of their stuff ❤

@Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh Месяц назад

Biscoff is the name of a company but the name of the cookie is called speculaas and its eating in The Netherlands and Belgium! It’s especially popular to eat it in December during a holiday called Sinterklaas the stores will be filled with biscoff related foods

@RhodesidesReviews Месяц назад

Lotus is the company

@Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhh 18 дней назад

@@RhodesidesReviews thats true ! I have no idea why I said biscoff was the company name 😭

@Grez1000 Месяц назад

17:36 you’re just going to do that and expect me to not notice? That was smooth.

@onamiv 20 дней назад

Reads tag line: ... "I beh.. I... Are you asking me to nosh you off?!" 😂😂😂

@terryhampso5800 3 дня назад

HODL means Holding on for dear life 😂

@cjpartridge Месяц назад

How do you not put the hash brown and egg INTO the baguette? It hurts me to my core, my 'turn-everything-into-a-big-sandwich' core.

@samjames5552 Месяц назад

This is the first time I have come across you and I love the content. I can see the Mr Bean relation tbf. I personally see you as Mr Bean with the voice of Moss from the IT Crowd.

@LXXYLA Месяц назад

"it tastes FOUND rather than made" omg 😂😂😂😂

@illythekitty Месяц назад

I had no idea you existed like 30 minutes ago but you got audible laughs out of me this whole goddamn video. subscribed XD

@TasteTheD Месяц назад

"cheese bur fruit shoot ger fries &" Fold out table is incredible.

@LolaBurford Месяц назад

I been waiting all week for this!!🤩

@TrueStealthkiller Месяц назад

Idk why but that folding table caught my eye. I want that

@jezzaus2124 Месяц назад

Your food habits are improving, good boy.

@usurp4892 Месяц назад

LOVING the ironic nana's bedroom theming. Very London chic 👏

@user-hz1zw7jg9e Месяц назад

Pixelated Ciarán skits are 🔥😂

@ThatLocalBusEnthusiast4O522 Месяц назад

Absolutely love the start! It’s so funny 😂😂😂😂

@ManicallyMetal Месяц назад

The egg was cooked in an egg ring, very common in Australian bbqs. That’s why it was round. Not sure how common it is everywhere else.

@ummhi1645 Месяц назад

omg the wheel of justice vic and bob reference pls

@E54OW Месяц назад

New logo music made me think i was watching greatest clips of overwatch, thanks 5 star

@Alexjk425 Месяц назад

In my books, no reviews= poison 😂

@FaithsFallen Месяц назад

I bloody love pink drinks, had me howling 😂😂😂😂

@dinoprice1440 Месяц назад

The yellow pot was salad dressing

@KingEurope1 Месяц назад

I'm already sold on the video 1 minute in with the recognition that Deliveroo is the only one of the lot that isn't shit.

@emmadylan1 23 дня назад

I was eating cottage cheese when you went into great detail about why you don’t like melted cheese 😅

@cosmicjenny4508 Месяц назад

Ciarán, you’re braver than the lot of us! Very surprised by that crypto restaurant, especially. I’m sure they loved Mr. Bean ordering from them!

@ukiyoiharafromdyvision6397 Месяц назад

Ciaran consistently makes the funniest drug jokes I’ve ever seen 🙌🙌🙌

@MrOllie716 Месяц назад

I don’t see the Mr. Bean resemblance, but I DO see the Andy Serkis resemblance.

@alxbyd Месяц назад

I really like the posters behind Ciarán in the scene where he’s eating the bacon sandwich. Anyone know what the one on the right is depicting?

@pittarpiratee46 Месяц назад

The video we have all been WAITING for

@adamaicken5155 Месяц назад

I wasn't expecting a drew gooden reference in this video!

@StrykezMan09 Месяц назад

Oh shit, you spent more on lunch than I do on my weekly shop 😂

@anton_smallz99_30 Месяц назад

It is my mistake for eating while watching this 😂😂

@ADHDAUSTIN Месяц назад

im so glad i watched this video while eating!

@sevinPackage Месяц назад

17:59 HODL is an acronym, meaning Hold On for Dear Life, which should actually be HOFDL.

@Eevivivi 29 дней назад

I've been watching your videos for a while and just realised we went to primary school together after my friend pointed it out. I was in your brother's class lmao.

@artscircus3388 Месяц назад

Ciaran not knowing what a poached egg looks like is just too accurate 💀

@PiousMoltar Месяц назад

Pretty sure that was fried

@dfarrall Месяц назад

The hero we need but don't deserve, saving us all from questionable takeout establishments.

@heatherrennie2692 Месяц назад

Does Hello Fresh deliver in the UK😢 Good luck with your meals.xx

@aliciamaree Месяц назад

Its also Menulog in NZ. In case you wanted to know you have a NZ subscriber 😅

@tdyerwestfield Месяц назад

I think my life would need to be sponsored so that I could afford food in London.

@littleliverbirdsmith895 Месяц назад

IF you’ve recovered from your Aintree shenanigans (sorry I couldn’t resist 😂) can you post your Benidorm video??! Seen Ed’s and now we need yours!

@24jongy Месяц назад

Such an underrated RU-vidr! Legend

@lambda1863 Месяц назад

I took a minute to look at all your posters i hope my future house is as full of life as yours

@nyetashsamosval7094 Месяц назад

Not me getting menulog ads while while watching this lol

@fishstar2974 Месяц назад

Like the body warmer

@Anna-iq4yq Месяц назад

2:07 Cream Dream is a cute little dessert place in London, it's all vegan and run by Ukrainian refugees. The desserts are amazing (spenny though so it is a treat)

@Prog47 Месяц назад

Hey Andy didn't know you reviewed food! Loved you as Gollum!

@NotoriousWhistler Месяц назад

Uber Eats, Just Eat, and Deliveroo are the same thing. How can you love one and hate another?

@TheKingOfBeans Месяц назад

Do you not realise that this guy is a weirdo

@kieran6417 6 дней назад

Bro asked a place called "Workman's cafe" for Oat milk lol

@corriestrahan4937 Месяц назад

Hadn't really considered what the inside of an STD clinic's bin looked like before, so, thanks I guess 🙃

@CatrinJones-xf8yt Месяц назад

In Welsh, methu means miss, as in miss the bus 😂

@marlastrongbow Месяц назад

7:38 I just shouted POACHED at my phone and I’m embarrassed even thoug nobody else heard it

@Gaiathechi Месяц назад

My fave so far love the comedy

@Rulingworld360 Месяц назад

I actually don't know if I like your videos, but I watch them all so atleast you're getting paid for it ahahah

@ReCo.707 Месяц назад

😂😂😂😂 you are funny mate got yourself another follower. Seen a few of your videos (don't know why i didn't follow then) look forward to binge watching your videos