I took a DNA test - here are the results. 

Opens the blinds “Oh dang not again” *SNEEZES 43 TIMES*

i am genuinely concerned as to why you have a syringe just lying around

This was under my recommendations for 4 days and I said "NO GO AWAY!" At the end of video I don't want it to stop, come back

i just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% attracted to dave and his humor

Takes DNA test: Dave: Huh, looks like I'm adopted.

"Achoo syndrome", my new math metal band

"Oh, that child looks different. Let's *touch* him" ~BoyInABand

"Oh look at that child they're different let's touch them"

"Let's get a profile shot." "Jealous, Leafy?" am I the only one that got that?

OMG when he was looking at sensitivity to the sound of chewing and said " I thought everyone found that annoying" I got a text saying "nope"

Eye color: likely blue Dave: vErY likelY 👁👄👁

In case at least 100 other people haven’t said this already, having terrible memory is one of many super fun symptoms of depression. As a depressed historian, I can absolutely concur. Don’t ask me when something happened, it’s gone.

i just took a dna test turns out im 100% *gay*

You had a syringe lying around?...

It’s funny how he said “toth” and not “tooth” *toth*

I live in the United Arab Emirates. I have blonde hair. People touch me when I go outside. We could be the same person...

Ok but why is no one talking about the fact that *HE GOT A FRICKIN CART JUST TO PUT A SINGLE COFFEE BOTTLE IN IT*

Why does Dave just have a random syringe lying around?

This video wants me to go and sleep because his voice is soooooooooooooooo soothing

*Goes out in the middle of the fucking night, to buy some coffee.* Smart, David.

David: “Take” coffee. Like it’s a drug Me: it is a drug

The way you pronounced tooth made me giggle And Neanderthal. Either I as an Australian has been pronouncing it wrong or that's actually the pronunciation

''Look at that child, he looks different, Let's touch him.'' *LAW&ORDER*

I am black. People often just touch my hair for no real reason without permission. I feel your childhood pain.

When I was 5, I lived in Okinawa, Japan. I had extremely bright blond hair and was on the beach. Then before I know it, about 15 Japanese teenagers swarm me and start touching my hair. It was good, feeling popular.

Lemon and Lime Juice are "Sour"... Sour and Bitter are technically two different tastes. Cocoa Powder (the kind that isn't sweet and is used for baking) would be a good representative of "Bitter." ... just want you to have the full experience. ^.^

11:16 Actually that memory you said of being a blonde baby in the UAE is the example they're referring. When you remember something, you can remember it in great detail.

has no lemons or lemon juice but has a needle hmmmmmmmm

As a Finn i'm offended. The Norwegians are the viking people. We're mostly the Nokia people. Man, it would be cool to be the viking people.

Hey you pronounced Kilpeläinen really well in Finnish! Kilpeläinen is a well-known professor from my university. Greetings from Finland!

Shocking blue eyes, strong jawline, soothing voice, and he's intelligent without being arrogant. I'm genuinely shocked that he's single.

0.8 % Finnish? I know that's a very little amount but... BROTHER!

I was totally expecting you to click on chromosome view and say, "lacking."

Is anyone going to point out the fact that Dave has a sterilised needle in his house

"Take coffee like it's a drug haha" Coffee is a drug tho lol

Dave: Why I have headphones? There's no sound from this website. *a few moments later * Dave: *put headphones back *

With the thing at the swimming pool, I have a similar story. I was in dubai on an overnight stop going to Australia (I was about 3 with blonde hair and blue eyes) and it was just my mum and I. We were checking into the hotel, and my mum suddenly turned around and I wasn’t there. She looked around the room and saw in the corner, this family from Dubai were taking family photos with me in it. And like ones with their son (about my age) My mum was like wtf and they said it was bcos I was a sign of luck and a gift from god. I know. Slightly odd. Strangest thing was that I was totally chill with this. Slept with every sing lock on the door and window possible that night 😂

as for that "ACHOO syndrome" i have a theory: what if your brain forces you to sneeze so you close your eyes to the light, so that it doesnt damage your eyes or something or that the light overloads your nerve/sense and makes the nerves in your nose tingle which makes you sneeze *shrugs* you never know. Maybe it could be that

That ending was so sudden just "bye."

coffee is bitter , lemon is sour , popcorn is salty , and Carmel is sweet.

Did you know that caffeine is actually a drug

dna test: is able to breathe person: omg i can do that

Dave: six tea spoons My ears: sixty spoons My brain: hOW dID iT fIT iN tHE cUP

ok but HOW ARE YOUR EYES SO PRETTY WTF THEY'RE SO NICE IM JEALOUS HOLY SHIT they're like the nicest shade of blue ever i love them so much

10:00 "hates the sounds of chewing, really grinds my gears" /NEXT FUCKING SECOND/ *REALLY OBNOXIOUS CHEWING NOISE **😂😂

Lemon is sour not bitter. Just saying . Very entertaining never the less :)

No joke, but last summer I went to a pretty classy restaurant and they put coriander one side of my fish, and I started eating from the other side. When I got to the side with the coriander I was surprised that it tasted like soap, now I know why.

"I never smoke in my life" Also Dave "lets start"

Dave: “i hate chewing sounds” Also Dave: *proceeds to chew*

I am not gay but that man is handsome as fuck lol

I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 50% dead inside and 49.99% dead outside. 0.01% happy.

I love how you say "Tuth" for "Tooth".

When I read the title I mentally said DNA louder because it was in caps lock *facepalms*

-Do you like genetics? -no -Do you like science? -no Great! this is for you!

Summary of the the video: "Oh that's super interesting!" Btw great video!

When he tried to do the sneeze by from going from darkness to light, I actually nearly sneezed lmao

Who wants to start a band called Photic Sneeze Reflex with me. The only condition is on the breakdown of our songs there has to be a bright flash and a sneeze,

When life gives you onions, you gotta make some onioneade

Now I want to check out my DNA... There's gotta be soooo much wrong with me.

My friend: Hey do you wanna come to Photic Sneeze Reflex‘s consort tonight? Me: Uhh what music do they play? Is it just like *sneeze sneeze sneeze*

*Dave wows at Misophonia* Me: I have Misophonia, I get extreme distress when someone eats. Dave: *intensely eats chocolate button* Me: *throws phone in river and washed ears with holy water*

Bitter gene is not my lover It's just a gene that says that I'm eating limes

How amazing it is that genetics play a role in how annoyed I am by the sound of chewing! I cannot STAND it. Even for my girlfriends, role models, anybody.... sometimes it can get so bad that I start getting angry (silently).

Ok but why does he have a needle 2019 anyone?

Coffee is actually a drug but it's not as bad as some other ones. The scent of glue and gasoline is a drug too

Dave's done a fantastic job reviving the channel to be honest! I missed it a lot and I'm glad he's back full force

When he said “take coffee, like it’s a drug.” *coffee is a drug because of the caffeine content* Wait.. so part of this video is Dave doing drugs hUh

lemon and lime are sour... not bitter.......

your friends were using you as a armrest.. Bitch i'm 5'0 and i ain't growing anymore. I'm stuck down here m8

1:40 Actually, in many cultures patting someone with blonde hair is a "guarantee" for good luck.

The "jealous leafy?" part killed me.

*A M I A H Y P E R S P A Z!?!?*

"Chromosome view? Alright Frank." *never forget*

You are so funny! Just the "prominent noes yup" had me hyperventilating!!

Jesus, even the self checkout machines have a British accent.

Dave: I’ve never smoked in my life... Let’s start!

"It sounds like someone who can't pronounce anarchy" Me: ZE UNREST IN FRANCE WILL LEAD TO ANARKY

Yeah I think that the coffee had an effect

Can we take a second to ask why he had a syringe on hand

I just took a dna test turns out im 100% Dead inside

caffeine is a psychoactive drug, it's the most legal drug out there. (Also probably the most safe)

*I just took a DNA test turns out im a 100% Finnish!*

“Insert cash-“ Me - yep he’s at Asda 😂😂

I just took a Co-Ro-Na test turns out I’m 100% positive

I have the gene where coriander tastes like soap

3:52 why you have that!?

i spent 2 minuets of my life watching you making coffee.

'the first time dave doesnt say ''hi'' in a really high pitched voice in his intro

I also have wondered why Dave has a syringe?

Has Scientology recently received any substantial donations, Dave?

I remember when this was three hours old, and now it’s 3 years....

Omg, I haven't watched your channel in YEARS! And now I'm binge watching your channel. You are so incredibly funny and entertaining. I forgot how much I missed watching your videos. 😂👏❤

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HATE THE SOUND OF CHEWING?? I didn't think that was genetic

Can you make jokes about dementia? Yes, multiple times.

I sneeze when bright light is in my face.

"Take coffee...like its a drug" Erm...yes it is. Its a drug like any other.

Ok, I'm not a science person, but this was interesting. I want a DNA test now!! My code shall be deciphered!

The title:I took a dna test Me: -I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST TURNS OUT-

Aww he called it a trolley and not a cart! Man he’s so British

I've never heard anyone pronounce tooth like "tuth"