I took the MIT Morality test w/ corpse 

“I have a friend with me today.” “I A M H A N D .”

'I've got a friend here' *'I AM H A N D'* '...he's a little shy'

Imagine you’re in your car. You realize there are people ahead of you and you panic, then time freezes as you hear Dave and corpse discussing whether you live or die

The reason Corpse hasn’t done a face reveal is literally cause he’s a pair of floating hands. Why haven’t y’all figured this out yet?

Millennials: what is the better choice here? Gen-Z: DRIFT IT

Corpse's hand says hes a soft pretty boy, but his voice says he's an actual *corpse*

Dave: "what do you have?!" Corpse: "A KNIFE!" Dave: "NO!" Edit: what's with all the likes :0

It's scary how much deeper his voice has become in one year-

Dave cheerful: "Hi I'm boyinaband" Sounding like Satan himself: "I AM HAND"

Dave: Corpse, what do you have? Corpse: A KNIFE! Dave: NO!

"Statistically, men live less longer-" -Corpse Husband, 2019

18:48 “you put the knife away” “what is wrong with y-” Dave sounds like my mom and I live with it

Corpse hand: pretty boy Voice: actual zombie Personality: literal angel

“sorry I just wanted to put my hand in the frame” yes corpse is tasting that *sweet camera life* and we’re all here for it

Okay, moral of the story- Don't EVER get in a car with Corpse and Dave.

I hope Corpse feels well enough again to record with his friends face to face. You can tell he's enjoying being in the video with Dave :(

“Who do you kill.” Me: If you drift u can hit both.

"Ur a male, u been an athlete" "Yeah" "If you were in this car- wait nevermind, you're the worst person to ask this, you would say just crash the car"

He probably needed a different type of morality test

I like to believe that Corpse just has knives and lighters on hand at all times. 😌

"aw bless him he's shy." corpse *takes out two knives and a lighter*

"He's shy, bless him." Corpse: *Pulls out knife* "She's useless" "Kill the dog" "Kill the old man" *Hm. Yes.*

Looks like he needs to take another morality test

BROO U NEED A MORALITY TEST NOW 💀

I fault the person who keeps putting concrete barriers in the middle of roads.

" -He's shy, bless him.- " *k n i f e*

dave clearly didnt have the best morality 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Dave: Fit people normally don’t have medical illnesses. Corpse: I wish that were true in my case... After learning what Corpse has, my heart just broke in two! :(

How the F is a “smart” car supposed to identify a homeless person from a hipster millennial doctor on a crosswalk???

The test is basically: Do you choose sexist or sexist?

Dave:fit people seem to have less medical issues Corpse: wish that was my case Dave: 👁💧👄💧👁 { regret}

2:05 No one: Corpse: *flicks knife out* stop the car. Just priceless. 😂

Corpse is just a voice in Dave's head, he doesn't actually exist.

Solving problem #1: If you drift, you can get em both

These two are so hilarious together. I love Corpse's personality and his sense of humour. He's so cool. He deserves the whole world. 🥰🥰🥰😂

Corpse: 'older like in your 30's' Me, A 32 year old, crying in apparent old-ness lol

15:11 he wasnt trying to stroke his beard, he was trying to choke him like he hates him, but he loves him

Boyinaband: You’re a male, you’ve been an athlete *Shows a clip of zombies running for brains*

he was never taught what laws there are

“He’s shy, bless him” Corpse:“I’m gonna get exposed” Dave:”how?” Corpse: “my morals”

Corpse is slowly becoming the baby knife meme "lemme see what you have" corpse: A KNIFE! "NO"

17:48 "We have a massive preference for females... Hell yeah!" "respect waman" "RespecT WamaN!"

"H e ' s s h y b l e s s e m" ~ Knife ~

Watching again. Totally miss Dave. Hope he's doing ok.

Dave: “what is in your hand?” Corpse: “A KNIFE!” Dave: “NO!”

I love how Dave is basically babysitting this chaotic deranged disembodied hand

12:29 corpses giggle is so wholesome

18:25 I wish that was true in corpses case too

I like corpse's laugh, because his voice is so ominous and his goofy laugh reminds me that he's not actually a demon

This whole video seems like Dave is having a casual talk with the devil.

You failed the morality test IRL

morality, morals huh. what are yours.

Dave: Boyinaband Corpse: BoywithaHAND

Why is nobody talking about the moment where Corpse just grabbed Daves face and stroked his ''beard'' I wheezed at that

Alt title: corpse wanting to be in the video without being in the video for 10 minutes straight 😭🤚🏽

“Hope I’m not cancelled” well I have something to tell you

I’m *never* getting in a self driving car with Corpse or Boyinaband.

CORPSE: “That’s true. She’s useless.” *whips out a knife* OMG this part killed me 🤣🤣 I love corpse’s humor. This video is hilarious!

Dave: "He's shy bless his heart" Corpse: "Wuddup baby girl ;)"

you seemed so sweet dave. you made me happy.

I love that Corpse still wants to be in frame in some way without revealing his face.

I know that corpse is likely sitting in a chair, but I keep imagining him just standing there the whole time. Like, just hovering off screen. Awkwardly shrouded in shadow, back pressed against the wall

"We have a massive preference for females!" Oh this did NOT age well

Don't have to finish this one to know you failed

corpse was so nervous his hands told everything. protect that man at all cost

"he's shy, bless him" No dave bless YOU, ugh so pure.

bro took a morality test 😭 how ironic

You know I’ve watched this a bunch but I just started to wonder… is Corpse sat in a chair? Because Dave seems to look up just a little bit so it made me kinda think Corpse might be standing and now I’m not sure.

traffic lights: exists David: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

Imagine a Corpse "face reveal" and he's literally just a floating hand

Should´ve thought about morality when it came to real life too

This is actually super complex when you have take into consideration the ages, genders, job status, health status, responsibility of being in a car/on foot, obeying the lights or not and whether you stick with your path or actively swerve to hit people…really a lot to think about!

This becomes more entertaining once you imagine that boyinaband is talking to the grim reaper.

“he’s shy” *takes out knife and says to kill human* but seriously corpses personality is everything

Philosophy student here, dropping by to offer some insight into where Corpse and Boyinaband differed. Boyinaband favors a lot more “utilitarianism,” which is often explained as doing the best for the most possible people, while Corpse favors a view wherein people are considered not a means to an end, but and end unto themselves. What does that mean? Utilitarianism can be described as doing the most good for the most people, which at first sounds like the most obvious ethical perspective. However, as Corpse mentioned in some of his arguments, it can also mean devaluing people who need more resources to achieve an equal quality of life, or who produce less resources for others to use. When taken to its logical extreme, generic utilitarianism can *support* ethics like killing a healthy, innocent person to use their organs to save several people in need of organ donations. Technically, ending one life to save 5 others does the most good for the most people, but the vast majority of people will still think it’s fucked up to kill and harvest organs from a healthy person, even if it saves 5 others. Why? Because doing so treats the healthy person as a *means to an end,* wherein they’re being *used* to save others. If actively killing an innocent person is the means by which you save others, that person no longer is being treated as though they have innate value, but rather as one faceless variable in a living equation of “doing the most good for the most people,” which is a perspective often proven to support some highly disagreeable moral takes. Look up the trolley problem if you’re curious about learning more!

still best video on the internet

In a world where seatbelts and airbags don't exist anymore.

I like how the self-driving car knows these people are executives and athletes. Like maybe work on your brakes more than your identification software.

Something about this video comforts me heavily. I just keep coming back to it lol

LOL The discussion about Dave and Corpse taking long breaks for their health made me laugh. Now that I've fully jumped down the Corpse rabbit hole and know who he is and what he does (and watched that long-ass livestream, which was so fucking informative and soothing), I think you both need a hug. And that we require at least like 2 Dave videos a year. Gotta pay those bills somehow, right?!

Does Corpse just carry a switchblade, a knife, and a lighter on him when he leaves his apartment? -Also thumb hole in his sleeve :)

1 year ago: corpse is a hand now: corpse is A hand AND has hair AND breathes

corpses music: 🖤💔💣🕷☠️🎤🎮♟ corpses voice: ♟🖤❤️🎮🌑⛓🔪🎶 corpses personality: 🥀🐣🙈🧸❤️🥰🥺

We miss you Dave. Come back to us. You are precious and we value your awesomeness.

why did corpse have tWO DIFFERENT KNIFES AND A LIGHTER JFLKDSJ

The fact you didn't notice the lights really pained me. Those animals were crossing legally dammit.

I have depression. I came back here a year later. Miss u corpse (like a lot lot)

1:03 that's the highest I've ever heard corpse talking voice. Lol

his hand has been on the internet for over a year and we are just realizing now wtf

Corpse: *Takes a LONG time to decide who he'd kill* Also Corpse: *Pulls out knife on Dave*

“It would be a specific type of person to choose the dog over the human” Me: *slowly raises hand*

i cant believe they forgot about the traffic signs! if you look closely at the stoplights near the crosswalk, it shows if the pedestrians are allowed to walk across or not

Something about the hand-man's voice says that he might fail a card swipe 30+ times live in front of 200k people and his friends. Idk, just a hunch.

I love how they both said “ooo we’re gonna get #exposed as bad people haha” and then spent the whole video having very respectable conversations about morality and evaluating each scenario from multiple perspectives - so much respect

My dream is to be in a self driving car with corpse and dave

Hurdling down the highway “hold on lemme look up these statistics”

Plot twist. Corpse is actually just a floating hand.

dangerous objects counter 3(?) knife 1: 2:10 knife 2: 18:48 lighter: 18:50 if i missed one tell me lol

"he's shy, bless him" corpse: *shows knifes & lighter"

everybody gangsta til corpse giggles