I Tried Hiring "Dark Web" Hackers... 

Are you being charged with criminal activity for each and every thing too?

Well done! Lol

LOL

lol

Wait. Coca Cola? Are scammers accusing people of drinking/ possessing to much soda now?

Septagon

I bet he could not get into the dodecahedron though.

Methagon, Ethagon, Propagon, Butagon

The Kernel was the kid who hacked the Pentagon back in the mid 1980s.

THEY HACKED THE TRIANGLE

For some reason when they fake an American accent they often just speak very slow and low-pitched, which just makes them sound sleepy or stoned.

Probly drugs lol

@@prairiepanda yeah id say ur right lol

sounds like he has no teeth

That guy was not in India. Likely South Africa, so it would've been around 10pm when he started the call. Normally call centers in India work around US daytime but scammers in Africa usually scam in their own.

Don't see a lot of Runescape mentions anymore

@@TheCumberCoIlective ha speak for yourself :))))

@@joshuanorris5860 true. Tbf I'd probably still play if they hadn't changed their login method which made it so I cannot access my account anymore

@@TheCumberCoIlective f

dang, scary stuff

These hackers are on a different level😂

Haha lol. Been hacking for 10 years and hacked into Instagram before Instagram.

@Richárd Primusz he might have hacked in early alpha/beta version for limited persons.🤔

That's nothing... I hacked into the mars rover...

Actually he created a time portal equilibrium terminal , which could contact in future with micro quantum ultra processor which can penetrate space time at molecular level and reach to Mark Zuckerberg's toilet where he was having a premonition thought of purchasing instagram in future. Yup ! That's how it happened. Please don't ask again.

Probably the one that comes with windows 98 🤣😂

Yeah I wanna know too

128bit size type

I died

Havij the god

let's be honest, anyone could.

Omg I hope one of kits music creators make this!!! Hilarious

🎵 8 grapes in my mouth 🎶

Richárd Primusz Cry me a river 😂

Is their microphone inside their mouths?

Breadmonster 694 he is way too calm to be on amphetamines

10:00

Plain text obviously, it's the best way to store passwords.

it made me smile, but "Hmm.. that is a good question.." made me laugh xD i could not agree more, a fabulous question that is xD

Storing passwords in plain text and in plain view is actually a very good idea. That way you can store your passwords anonymously on Google and Wayback and nobody has a clue how to find them, except you. It can be a good idea for things like long-term offline storage, where you're likely to forget your password.

@@jeschinstad Ah, right, encryption and hashing are terrible ideas!

@Ok Dude: No, I'm serious. You probably think that a password looks something like a%jK35AD, right? My passwords look like this: «When Stein met my mother, he told a joke that was so boring she ended up not liking him». No keylogger will ever catch that password and it is absolutely impossible to crack. Nobody will ever recognize it as a password, but I will instantly recognize it as such. I will never be able to forget it or what it is the password for. No other living human could understand it. Give me a reason why I shouldn't store something like that in a chatlog, mailing list archive or blog post? The technique is called steganography and has been used successfully for hundreds of years, but has never been more useful than now.

That made me laugh so hard. I was literally seeing Marsha Brady saying "sküle" while he did it. Priceless.

HE REPEATS HIMSELF, ALSO

then ... For a minute I thought that guy said "It actually helped me with my acting career."

"work work work"

School cool cool... Hmmm how Cool

Surprising given most people around the world have heard of "The Pentagon"

@@waqasahmed939 since 9/11 everyone should have heard of the Pentagon

Waqas Ahmed you’re Americans right ?

He encrypts his speech so that nobody can hack it

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Lol

Closed Captions either helps or is hilarious when you can't understand people.

I think every one of these guys Kit has talked to sounds like he's so high/drunk he can barely speak.

I'm in the process of typing this one out because so many people are having trouble understanding them. I'll post it as a comment when I finish. If someone could reply to this so it'll stay in my notifications that would be helpful. Ty

What size of syringe do you use for sql injections?

Mr Railfan big ass ones

Same

tbh, if you have moderate experience in R, C++, Python, or any other established language, you're "talented" in computers. Unless you're in CS or software engineering, you're good!

I mean they're not wrong, if they're using '98 I very much doubt they're safe at all, their PC must be a petri dish for viruses.

Next best advice x3 = If ya feel like ya gotta hire a hacker to keep track of your BF/GF, significant other. 1st. Save yourself from a scam. 2nd. Save the money. 3rd. Spare the dramatics, save time, energy, anxiety and get out of the relationship. It's someone you obviously do not TRUST. 🙄😄👍

Doesn't it stand for (L)arge (A)nd (N')charge?

Jared McLain I hope you’re joking

I'm listening on a crappy speaker... I also work in IT... ... I heard Kit ask "in the world of networking, what is a L A M?" ... and came to the comments crying like... "dafuq is a LAM and why don't I know about it...?!?!" I feel much better now.

I hate having to wait a moment for the ads to be over :/ lul

That he does

your mom speaks the truth

Cool Mom

Boga Brow appreciation society!

Did you see how he raised his eye brow when the first guy said he's been hacking for 10 years? That's a good eye brow.

😅😹😹

Any decent hacker would be able to speak the common layman’s terms as well as hacking terms. He’s obviously a hack.

@@mikaelafox6106 it's a joke

@@mikaelafox6106 r/whoosh if I’ve ever seen one

@@1lawnmowerfan362sorry, I was actually trying to be sarcastic when I wrote that. 🤣😂 I forgot to add emoji. 🤪

I'm in!

Click click click im in.....damn they got a intense firewall

Everything about this video is so damn epic. Sküle sküle sküle sküle sküle!

Vishwas Pawar 😂🤣😂🤣😂

netbeans?

WILNEL he has no IDE what that is.

FIRPH I HOCC WATH cHuDdY DuDdY

@@soylencer exactly right

Why the fuck is that game universal

@@SeanLaMontagne Fun

You just brought me back to my childhood when this challenge was super popular... man I miss being 9

That would actually be rather identifiable, so it would probably be a real concern.

@@jeschinstad I want to know the hacker that uses Windows 98.

@@Claptongurl11 Sure, but that's a different issue. :)

I only hack with windows 3.0

they don't seem any kind of literate

They always sound high as fuck to me.

episodenull 👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👳🏿‍♂️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Not only do they try to sound American but they try to sound white

yes he sounds Candia or even European he sounds goodn

how do people do American accent. I wonder

Hugs from a random stranger on the internet.

@@MrGiovanniPollio thank you ☺️

With 20+ years of experience in all of these 😹😹😹

😂😂😂

I wonder if he can do any sweet jumps.. 😁

He's just my type ❤🙈is it true love?

I wonder what his favorite animal is?

Didn't consider it hacking but figured a.... Well it probably fits that description somewhat actually. An exploit, so I could play games on the computers in the library or computer class. The IT guy was always pissy but I showed my mates so they never realised it was me. Ahhh the weak constraints of the "Intranet" but so lame we thought we were so damn smart. Hahaha

Was it a school school school school?

😂😂😂😂😂

A note that says "Please turn over" on both sides.

Now THATS a great way to explain recursion very simply. Wonderful 👏

I hate when dictionaries do this: "Furtherance: act of furthering" EDIT: Typo.

@@lonelyscarygirl same.

Sometimes if you're lucky you're just behind the bar.

@@ludgerkres.1437 lol

Behind THE bars !!!

@@ludgerkres.1437 true!

7:16 He said he was uncomfortable with all these questions. Like how you gonna pretend to be a hacker and not have the most basic computer knowledge. 💀

@@lucidm0th i bet they using hours to hack virtual windows and never figured it out it was bogus system

"I use LINUX!" lol!

idk kinda fits with the rule "the way you'll know someone is a linux user is that they'll always remind you that their a linux user"

@@petersamps I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

@@thegrandnil764 ...and you think I didn't know this, because...? :) The scammer couldn't answer the question about the distro, just calling it "Linux" over and over. That was what I was laughing about.

AGamingChannel Kinda like vegans!

Not really, I mean people who live in the USA and Canada know what the pentagon is but you’ve got to remember that these people are Indians that don’t really grasp US politics or media. You can say your fathers name is George Orwell and your mother’s name is Selena Gomez and they wouldn’t notice anything odd.

You could say that you visited Disneyland in Miami, Montana hahaha Or that you visited the California-Texas border 😆

@@CopyrightStruck The same is also true in the reverse too. Westerners don't know much about India either in that way....unless you're into watching Bollywood movies and interested in Indian culture, that is....So a person from India could say something random like that too, and a gullible American would believe it most likely.

@@FumeiYuusha The US don't know anything about other countries. Trust me, in Europe you actually DO learn something about other countries. And if you pay attention, you literally know a LOT. History, geography, politics, social and cultural stuff....this shit is kinda normal to us. Only celebrities are something we gotta deal with on our own. Our current topic is India btw.

@@water9584 I'm from Europe, and for a long time I believed that US has the same level of education, if not better. Let's just say that some of the worst parts about the world I had to learn on my own. But luckily we have the internet where we can get all the information in the world, true or otherwise...

They probably scam people non stop, that's why they dont sound interested, just read the script.

They need Java

@@StephVV i know this joke is gonna go over people's heads but I appreciate it. lol

I think a couple of em might have some kind of opiate addiction by the sound of it, this scam would be how they help to pay for it.

These types of scams aren't common for call centers. They do this all day at strange hours because they take calls around the world. They don't get paid by the hour so they just want to get it done and over with. My favorite scams to call are the love scams. They almost always are freelance, so you can call them at the worst times and they'll still spend at least an hour trying to get money. Just change your voice and call every 4 hours to see how long it takes before the sleep deprivation gets to them.

ikr

Can't tell if this is a compliment or an insult

I do the exact same! funny

I myself fall asleep with Project Zomboid playthroughs, ngl. At least he has something that helps him fall asleep.

Same. I found his voice calming cuz other vloggers and streamers scream like crazy thinking loud is funny

@@ericlindesay1459 lol yee i thought it was insult at first too xD On a side note these "hackers" sound like they are high on sleeping pills, or rather low. Lol

“Ah ha ha I don’t why I called u baby 😼”

👳🏿‍♂️just wait a moment👳🏿‍♂️

Vait a moment sir

Do you want me to wait a moment?

Almost 20 and will never touch drugs

Telling people not to take drugs will never work. It's important that if people decide to take drugs they look them up first, know all the risks accociated with them and take them responsibly.

NickEvershedMusic as long as u ain’t immature and can control it ur fine. Guess u a 🤡 tho

I do a ton of drugs and look at me now!

Drugs aren't the only thing that's ruining life, sometimes loneliness can also ruin your and other people's life

He doesn't understand much. Can't answer a single question.

as someone with misophonia i feel this 😅

@@adolin.kholin you probably shouldn't eat soup while using the phone.

Charles N. wow, a joke about a mental disorder, and not even a funny one, good job!

@@charlesn.2881 I laughed at that joke haha

Juniper Honey snowflake

Nahhhhh, sleep 24 hours a day, this is him sleeptalking

I hear* coffee and Red Bull have been replaced by some form of powder. * Source: RU-vid ads

Lol it is

AxxL wait, you’re still around?

@@AxxLAfriku just wait a moment

@@AxxLAfriku wut

AxxL haven’t seen u in a MINUTE

The ting go skrrrrraaaa

Alexia Simões PA-POP POP POP POP

Feels like he tryna sound hip

That’s rough buddy 😹😹

Definitely the question about instantiating arrays. lol

@@ArtemusXi "cAn YoU iNvErT a BiNaRy TrEe?" "I thought this position was for front-end web development?" "Well CAN YOU?"

True.. some of mine where excactly the same as well LUL

o ee ooa? 😎

@@RHR-221b bing bing walla walla bing bang

They are great lol

I kinda miss the simplicity of the sidekick and the Blackberry.

"hi i'm zeroshiki and this is my TED talk"

The only mainstream technology piece I remember from that early was the iPod touch 6th gen back in 2013

I graduated in 2010. I remember halfway thru senior year my buddy pulled out the original Droid, it had a slide out keyboard similar to the sidekick, and that shit blew my mind apparently since I still remember that moment so clearly. Thanks Yuri

Apparently Instagram started in 2010...but I certainly don't remember anyone using it back then

Lmfao 😂

We all know the 8 bit syringe is the way 😂😂

That’s pretty much what my captions said too lol

I cannot unhear them this way now. Thanks for that

You really asking me that simple question?

Hahaha same

That would have been awesome ngl. And the reaction probably would have been priceless. I thought he was gonna bust an organ trying not to crack up during this one

That would have been awesome

What does LAN stand for? Local Area Network How do you instantiate an array in C++? int arr[2] = {1,2} What's your favorite distro for Linux? Ubuntu but Kali Linux has a lot of "hacker-esque" tools out of the box What's the difference between bubble sort and merge sort? I haven't had to do this stuff since college but bubble sort loops through a list and compares two adjacent values and arranges them in order. It'll continue to loop through this list until it finds it's in proper order. Merge divides a list in two, then divides those by two, and so on until the entire list is broken down into single item arrays. Then begins to compare the values and puts them in the proper order then combines them. It'll repeat this process until it results it's the original list in a sorted order. Say some languages that you know.. Java, JavaScript, NodeJs, Python, C, Perl and a I do a lot of bash scripting. The difference between UDP and TCP The main difference is TCP is lossless meaning data transferred over this protocol is validated to have been received before the next piece is sent (think when you download a file, every bit of information has to be transferred or else the file will not be complete and thus corrupt) This is the benefit of TCP, to guarantee that data is transferred in the correct order and to it's entirety. You use it when receiving every piece of data is CRUCIAL i.e. downloading files. UDP on the other hand doesn't care if data is transferred, it'll continue to send packets even if the last piece wasn't confirmed, this is why UDP is used for voice and video like on Skype or Zoom. You ever noticed someone cuts out when theres a bad connection but then it returns? This is because UDP continues to send data whether or not the last piece of data was received successfully. I'm using high level terms here to get the point across, this can all be very complicated if you dive into it. I'm a software developer of 7 years.

@@ArtemusXi Good answer!!

TCP: Knock knock! Client: Who's there? TCP: Packet! Client: Packet who? TCP: Packet 1, are you ready for 2? UDP: Knock knock! Client: Who's there? UDP: Packet! Client: Pa-- UDP: Packet packet packet packet packet packet packet packet pack-- *this is just a dumb joke, but it's traditional--someone had to make it.

@@ArtemusXi Nicely done!

I don't know anything about IT and it's still one of the most epic videos ever. Sküle & bubble sort.

you're*

@@-JackER I know auto correct is a bitch

@@-JackER you really have no life huh? lol

Thats awesome

I would read but cnat be bothered and I hope u copy pasted that thumbs up cos that would've taken hours if u didnt

Line breaks aren't continuous from PC to mobile you need to be a better hacker

@@jonaha6101 ascii art, it takes a little bit of clean-up to make it work here on RU-vid.

@Joe Al Discovery channel, whats your question?

Light Array Now Laser Account Notice Laughing All Night Losers At Networking Lame A** Nerf Local Area Network Low Arrest Numbers Look At Nothing Leela Acts Nonchalant Luke Attacks Naboo London Assesses Nukes Learning And kNowledge Last Actual Number

I turned into hermionie on this one like OH oHhh pick me I know

He’s done a bunch. They were mean.

Jim completely destroys scammers. They probably have nightmares of his voice telling them their real name and where they are. lol

@@88franko unlike shitboga, who just toys with em

purp frogs D:

Nah.. he aint a hacker.. u donno what hacking is... Keep it running ya

You say that because he is the only "hacker" who has a youtube channel