I tried speedrunning Plague Inc and committed glorious crimes against humanity 

I mean, he’s not wrong

8:46

That is true

Famous last words.

" every 60 seconds, a minute passes"

I chuckled at that ( a lot )

Hehe

I don't get the joke Edit: I'm not being sarcastic or nor do I'm saying that it's not funny, i just don't get how colorblind work.

@@vin8523 he can't tell how far he is in the game, infection wise

I laughed pretty hard at this ngl lol

The perfect one

Sound like lines from a cool supervillain in a movie

You a fan of demi cool

@@pmac_attack_7199 I’m also a fan of Sheriff Jake before they removed him and replaced him with a random dude in a cowboy hat with a beard

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4G6e4TaJxkI.html 1:18,

They have that one in the new version of the game called "cure inc" where you basically try to cure covid. Operates the same as the regular game except you're now the WHO or a scientist/politician or something and more than half your job is convincing people to take this seriously and making sure people don't get so pissed off at you that they outright disobey your orders--this can happen if you impose quarantines that are too strict or go on for too long. Even has its own anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, and fake news media spreading lies about covid, and some of them are politicians because the first objective you have to do is hold a meeting with all the world's leaders to convince them of the severity of the situation so they actually take your orders seriously. And even then they will ignore you

@@riverstein9523 That's pretty cool that something similar exists. Honestly would be interesting if there were some way to use a game like that to actually crowd source the response to the pandemic, given how poorly our central authorities handled it.

@@riverstein9523 That’s the most propaganda ass game I’ve ever heard of, what a load of shit

@@clobzz I feel like it's pretty accurate to real life

@@clobzz Ah, am I correct to assume you were antivax until late 2021?

Emia means presence in blood wbk

☝️ Presenting to the emergency room

ah yes, *e m i a*

hyper, meaning high

greenland present in blood

Joaquin De Jesus first

R/woosh

@@irenaveksler1935 r/woooosh

@@irenaveksler1935 r/woooosh

- god

Glad I'm not the only softy lol. It's why I like cure mode

LMFAO same haha

nice

Same

Same

covid can spread to oceans, and insects also. also animals, i dont know about trees though..

@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE breaking news: trees have been injected with covid-

@@leakdeo 💫

@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE To oceans? What.... I know what you meant, but I want to make a funny joke about this.

plants get diseases too

@@kireitonsi at least 3 actually

Health people

ah yes, no more health people in the world

Yes , I am not health man

he said healthy

Google: 5:52

Bing::

I don get ti

@@thebiggaklipa you will show us deadly viruses? ok I’m waiting.

@@skeboopbawp5192 i am not an expert and i am not google

Even udl is less weird

I mean Black Death is a plague name. Just modern Black Death

That’s actually a really good idea

But the game already takes counter measures. I don't see how to improve It.

@@gavin7152 They don’t have to know. It could just tell the virus type and not any of the specifics unless they research

I'm pretty sure something like this has been in the PC version for years now

@@planefan082 there has?

thank god its no glitches

Too bad the speedrun fail

@@austinklein9880 LMAO

@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 Top 10 Quotes that will probably not age so well.

99.7% survival rate pretty boring virus

crime is fun👍

Maybe we do have someone still playing there, not a speedrunner prolly

there is remember that covid speedrunner? Thankfully the speedrunner was bad asf and it just died by itself

HAHAHAHAHAHA

govts in this game are way more proactive than irl

@Travis Newton fun fact, NK just threatened the US with nukes... again. Part three here we come

Did any of your classmates just make fun about the virus when all of this was about to start?

@@donutsorokin8042 we did, and we still do

Yeah, if you play the game, you will find hundreds of unique news like that. Fucking hilarious

“France considers banning employment” lmao

@@calinawhitney7488 how dare they copy America!

"Man covered in essential oils bursts into flames"

Yeah, the news exist for a reason (for clues on what to upgrade) but that would be too OP so they kinda mixed it in with other dumb ones.

Me too

Accurate

700th like

normie title

And says he catch us next time.

bravo you just summarized this video

You’re commenting about the video we’re watching. Not very off topic

@@pyritepanx Yeahh kinda realized it wasnt- :/ not sure what I was thinking

@@pyritepanx .

Probably because of the irony of some researcher deadass naming a plague "ur dead lol", meanwhile cure rate is at 0% for an entire year until 6 billion people are dead and it crosses some researcher's mind that they mIIIIIiiiiiight want to start at least looking at the plague...

@@palea1335 I don't really think that's what irony is

Madagascar is a little bit cowardish for being scared of such a harmless disease

@@the_good_fam7873 Exactly! Why wouldn't you want to let a disease called "ur dead lol" infect your entire country???

@@palea1335 I wouldn't. I'd be alive just to say ggez.

Madagascar is not as bad since there are more ships that go to it, the Caribbean too. Greenland is the massive issue because it does not have a many ports that connect to it and it has a really low population density so it takes it longer to flood once you get those critical first few infections.

Madagascar was definitely worse in Pandemic 2. "Someone sneezed in Canada? SHUT DOWN THE HARBOR!"

I don't know how he did so good at the Nano-Virus one but sucked at Parasite. I can never infect more than 60% of the world with Nano-Virus on easy, but beat Parasite on normal and I play it for fun along with Fungi and Prion. Maybe it's because my style of play is hide and infect everyone, then slam all my points into Organ Failure and Insanity after 100% infection on the world.

@@LycanFerret Doesn't everyone play like that?? I just infect then the lethality goes way up once everyone is infected.

@@habsfan654 He is also using the DNA modifications and the premium speed up, on easy, I cleared all of them on brutal as a f2p, he is trash.

@@bret7894 bruh , i did the same but for parasite it was quite hilarous since i didn't had any DNA modifications and i went super stealth mode till i could develop deadly symptoms , and i was there waiting 4 years in-game (probably some minutes if not an hour irl) popping the yellow DNA bubbles till i had enough DNA to upgrade to organ failure , and what is funnier is that the cure was developted but i just upgraded organ failure and set it back instantly , killed lot of people and won , like i don't even know how i could replicate it if i had to do that again lol

This is why I love Plague Inc.

I saw it too :D

@@aphraxiaojun1145 time stamp?

Oh no Karen’s child died

@@memelocks7066 HAHAHAHA FINALLY AFTER 3 YEARS OF GETTING TOLD I"M UGLY! VENGEANCE IS MINE!!!! TO BAD KAREN HA

Me too

@@alex2005z its too

@@threestrawsandasaladspoon2057 happy now?

@@alex2005z yes

Real life

“but he tried harder”

@Kalel the Tech no

And there are no healthy people in the world, "that's music to my ears"

@Kalel the Tech no

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4G6e4TaJxkI.html 1:18.

It is the easy way, but not the fast way...and also it's a bad strategy to lean into if you ever play on a difficulty higher than normal, as is required for the android/ios versions if you don't plan on paying to unlock a lot of things.

@@kanarena2114 oh, thank you for telling me

Higher difficulties will try to cure you even if you aren’t a threat, so passivity isn’t much of a boon

@@desuvult8463 ah, well they won’t notice the disease if you don’t have symptoms

@@nottavros they will

And right after that he said “please do not take that out of context”, but i guess that’s only gonna stop people for so long

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4G6e4TaJxkI.html 1:18.

"speedrun"? pfft, wait 'till he tries Plague inc. Evolved on the highest difficulty, they don't call it mega brutal for nothing.

Lol

Be quiet he’ll notice

Well check the corner of the game. Days pass in seconds in this game, who knows how fast it really is spreading

What are you saying he is speed running us.... In one year more than 4mil dead

Thank god it's not EasySpeezy

original and funny

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You mean "the Chinese lab in Wuhan"

@@tijmen131 Who said the actual Area 51 isn’t in Wuhan?

@@tofferooni4972Yes, the American secret lab in China, run by the lizard people in the City of England.

I mean some viruses are innocent To humans

😂😂

Lol

But that's just a virus, _a Corona virus_

And then there's Ebola which kills people off faster than it can infect others, dumbass virus

God is playing plague inc on us

lmao

Lmao yes

Hmmmmmmm.........................

@@eunhogarcia5293 I didn't mean some conspiracy theory. They just got the development and the healthcare level right in most countries...

@@onlygameplay134 Yeah it's actually pretty neat, I've been playing this game for several years and when covid started to spread I just kept thinking about plague inc strats when trying to gauge the situation. And then they released a version of the game in the middle of the pandemic where you as a world leader try to save the world from a deadly virus instead of kill it, and imo it's both very realistic and so much harder than the og game. I still haven't beaten it yet. Keep getting things like "antimaskers are rioting in the streets, infection rates increased" or "fake news spreads that the vaccine has a tracker in it--people resisting vaccination efforts." You can tell they definitely used the pandemic as inspiration for the research in this new version of the game.

i mean yeah, the diseases spread from air and seaports, but a pathogen doesn't evolve species-wide like in the game. so the primary gameplay mechanic is contrary to how life works, and thus you'd never have a disease wipe out the entirety of humanity via evolving to spread then kill

Some stuff aren't realistic tho, like Germany annexing Netherlands and Denmark, The Palawan island is gone from Philippines, Malaysia is annexed by Indonesia, etc

“What do we call it?” “Idk man based on all our calculations the human race is doomed.” “Oh. Welp. Ur dead lol”

@@drawingdragons4097 "Jimmy. Did you really call the virus "ur dead lol"?" "Yes" "You're a fucking genius"

@@Localidiothere "get him an award"

the doc: oh lol you have the ur dead lol disease but don't worry, it's practically non lethal and you won't die (yet) so you can go home as of now :)

No award for Jimmy cause the people who give the Nobel Award died to "ur deadlol"

Lol noob, imagine not getting Neil d’grass Tyson off of fiver to play it with me in his basement (pls help)

@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

@@lucacippitelli508 blink twice if you need help

@Cesar Cereceres the simpsons must have played it

COVID-19: *hysterical laughing*

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4G6e4TaJxkI.html 1:18

What difficulty we are? I think America is in casual difficulty

*screaming noises*

@@slowypoki2490 America: casual difficulty Australia/Japan: normal difficulty New Zealand: brutal difficulty

Getting all symptoms is max lethality anyway, plus sympto-stasis makes it’s cheaper than going for the apocalypse gene

@@Midorimusha hmmm now that you say that

@ASTAR just click faster bro

@@dazey856 Da

Annihilate gene is not good for bioweapon speedrunning because it kills way too fast so you will often lose the game if you unlock it too early. If you wait until most of the population are infected than unlock annihilate gene it is just too slow (my best run with this is ~220 days ) And if speedrun with no annihilate gene, you can upgrade dysentery + necrosis to infect and kill at the same time, then use total organ failure to kill the rest. If you play it correctly you can get under 200 days. Don’t know why I’ve gotten so serious 10 months after this comment but this is it lol

Homie caught the ur dead lol

Covid variant in 2030:

“severe infect”

XDDDDDDDD

How many subs can i get off this commentBefore:30

He didnt have the extra buffs

Humans are the disease and god is trying to use the forces of nature to get rid of us

Gods just a filthy normie who loves casual games

@@RetroAxis15291 okay so your saying your a plague 2

Nah, God in the middle of his virus run. He would've had an easier time if he picked fungus, since he could've just sporebursted everywhere and get lethality maximum at around the 200 day mark. Would've still had cure at a breakneck close completion rate, but he would've completed the run.

saudi arabia lol

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kYjin2Wb6hk.html

@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 why tho

@@tinyperson3203 it just a prank bro

@@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 but why tho

@@tinyperson3203 why not tho?

If there are no people to argue with your speech then you must be right!

100% Terraria run too (glitches allowed)

yes we need this

Oh no that would be absolute hell

hell yeah terraria

69th like btw

2016 monke ded :c

Have a nice journey

I wish you luck bro

Glhf

Day one of reminding YOU to stay hydrated

Is that a patrick cc reference

And they didn’t use the bio weapon ability too

@@jsaucemapping7107 eazy used the bio weapon

@@MarianBaci yeah, but he didn't hit the armageddon button, instead used common symptoms to end them

Because we tried to raid area 51

Heck yeah! Fellow people of the cult. Praise Pravus!

Praise pravus!

Praise Pravus, boys!

no

@@noname-it2wt >:(

@Gyro Zeppeli ...what?

@Laughed A 6:24

Americans doing great so far irl

Cake "[GD]" lol geometry dash gg

Good one

Good one

Good one

Good one

Good one

holy shit you just HAD to make 3 comments

@@chonkydog6262 yus

@Mason Hanna yus

Burtal

"Then why dont you go out and hug everyone?"

@@drakez341 ?

@@rishiy6183 its a joke, cuz eazy is playing Plague inc. and we have a pandemic irl