I've Never Been More Disappointed in a Photographer 

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I'm a very casual viewer of this channel. I found it when I was trying to decide on what camera to purchase and was impressed with the no nonsense non pretentious approach to cam reviews. But the one lasting effect this channel has had on me, is referring to Bokeh as Toné (and chuckling to myself every single time I do it). It just never stops being funny.

"How much distortion do you want in your lens?" - Yes.

Your slenderman arms are killing me off 😂 this is peak cinema.

You fuggin' nailed it ---> 9:10 An 8MP "videocentric" sensor would solve SO many video related issues. You're too smart man, dumb this shit down for the masses.

"Douche-tuber light"...I'm dying...😅

GoPro with ultraview is so much better than 480p 4:3 rescaled to 16:9 on my TV. I want this for all interviews with politicians I might have to see in the future! It enhances body language in a way that you just can’t beat… love it 😂

I love my flippy Minolta.. This is youre first video with good cinematic feel and quality.. Finally you nailed it.. Good for you.. Keep UP! 👍

I have a question. Would you mind throwing your GoPro in the trash?

The technical expertise evidenced in the silky silence behind the interwoven fabric, the threads of words with music is Art at it's finest

🎉 great set of Q&A to start my day and not take myself too seriously. Of course if I ever did get the perfect camera I’d be waiting for the perfect day, the perfect subject, the perfect topic and the perfect audience. That last one is impossible. 😅😂

After seeing this, I think I might just buy a GoPro rather than an anamorphic lens. Think of the savings! 🤣

The insane length of his arms from the GoPro distortion was delightfully distracting. Couldn't stop watching the video for that reason alone. Quality content. 10/10

i'm a complete outsider, but i stayed for the vibe -- enjoying the wide angle framing of the room and the bantz

Great job on the video! Thanks for making it.

It's interesting, the effect the ultra-wide lens puts out, looks just like the effect of 3 panel Cinerama transfered to Blu Ray.

Gold. Thanks for being you.

I'm a stupid photographer But I love your arms and fingers exceeding every of my tripods. This is a compliment as strong as Sachtler and Gitzo combined 🙂

I’ve been doing it all wrong. I should have used the GoPro in my studio. I don’t have a studio. It’s my bedroom

My favorite desk talker and occasional street walker talker. Pretty sweet BroPro homles 😂

A perfect camera would make life boring in the studio. 12 foot arms, suspect lighting and grainy footage is where the real cinema is. Outdoors, that conversation is down the hall and to the right.

Close Kasey...close! EVERY video at home should come from the GoPro Hero 11's square 8:7 aspect ratio like at 10:15 in your video, and then NOT changed to Hyperview. We want a near-square-ish format next time, please. Still, thumbs up on this wide-ass view...

'If i was a budget loser, like yourself' hahaha

We may not have the perfect camera yet but we got the perfect rant at 14:08

2:06 Epic change in scene🤣😂

Sounds like someone is hangry! LOL! Have a great day!!

There was a RU-vidr who specialized in conspiracy theories about cameras. His channel was filled with bizarre claims, such as the idea that cameras were secretly alive and could manipulate their owners for their own purposes. According to the RU-vidr, cameras had their own hidden agenda, and were working together to control the minds of photographers around the world. He claimed that the lenses could transmit secret messages to their owners, convincing them to take certain types of photos or to use specific settings. The RU-vidr would spend hours poring over old camera manuals and schematics, looking for hidden clues that might support his theories. He would present his findings in long, rambling videos, complete with ominous music and dramatic voiceovers. Some of his followers found his theories entertaining, while others were genuinely convinced that something strange was going on with their cameras. They started to see hidden messages in their photos, and became convinced that their equipment was trying to communicate with them in some way. Eventually, the RU-vidr's theories grew more and more outlandish, until he was claiming that the cameras were part of a vast intergalactic conspiracy to take over the world. His followers, already on edge from his previous theories, started to panic. In the end, the RU-vidr's channel was shut down, but not before he had convinced a small but devoted group of followers that their cameras were not to be trusted. To this day, some photographers still whisper about the camera conspiracies, convinced that their equipment is more than just a simple tool.

I'm a photographer.. I came here uninvited.. not sure how I even got here.

The lens on the GoPro is one of the worst I've ever seen.

How did you record this on a Hero 11 without it melting into a molten pile of hot lava???

Sony A1 has much less rolling shutter my friend 😊

Just a technical note, the 60-600 does have sync stabe with the S5ii. It's just not the full Dual I.S.2 goodness you'd get from a Lumix lens..

That hammer bit!

this was fuggin funny

GH6s with a 10 megapixel stacked sensor, IBIS & PDAF

Z9 😂😂 have people learned nothing from your videos, Sony X3000 baby that's the dream 👍😎

Feels like I'm watching a really bad American version of Fallen Angels but you're a vlogger instead of a hitman.

I just ChatGPT's it... it was 2.1 MEGAPIXEL :O That's amazing!

RU-vid also crushes the audio pretty badly.

Kasey, you're underestimating the guy's stupidity on the 8 megapixel question. I think he doesn't understand 8 megapixels = 4k resolution in video. You'll need to draw after a board meeting in a next video :P

photographers are like bank robbers, they rob banks

DAMN, i can even see your neighbors 😭

I’ve owned Fuji 16 1.4 since 2015 and it’s AMAZING. The 16 and my 35 1.4 are my go to X lenses even tho I shoot 50r and 100s now. I don’t shoot video at all.

Dear Kase, love your videos..love the Toneh shirt! It’s softer than a barrel full of dead minks. My question is more confession. I’m a canon shooter and I decided to get my first canon R mount. But which one? My focus is on video , I know the R can do slo mo at 720p, which is fine for me. But I’ve seen it compared to the R6mkii on one of your old videos and to me the R looked cleaner. I have a bunch of EF glass(35 1.4L,17-40f4L, and will adapt it until I start getting the new RF stuff. I’ve held out on a mirrorless for a while and now it’s time.

With the S5II, is Fuj now the worst AF in the business? Why haven't they improved much in years? Did they make mitsubishi mad by abandoning their role of being the perfect balance between size and quality to struggle for 4th place in the Full Frame market?

that shirt is high-end streetwear.

Casey you're a genius!

using the latest Stretch Armstrong lens Kasey.looking good :)

@CamerConspiracies What you think of fish Subjective Detection? Been years camera companies cant implement it yet..

Kasey -- you consider a Minolta Flip-phone an insult? I've been filming world-class Bollywood epic films on my Minolta Flip-phone for 25 years now!!!!

The wide shot gives you biceps like Arnold's. 🙂

All week I have been thinking about a Pentax Spotmatic. Back in 1964-5, I would regularly visit my local camera store, after school, to drool over one. Who needs a bayonet mount, when one can screw in a lens? At least the Spotmatic was an SLR (Single Lens Reflex). At the time, I was using a Contax IIa, which only had a viewfinder, but with much better lenses. My first SLR was a used East-German Praktica. When I finally could afford something new, it was a Yashica, that used the same bayonet mount as a Contax SLR. Most of the time, I bought Kodak Tri-X film, ASA 400, for action shots, or ducks at dusk. Of course, there was also some special occasions when one would use Ilford Pan F, or even Kodak Ektachrome. The problem with both of these was that they were very finicky to develop = temperature sensitive. I still have a couple of rolls of Ektachrome in the fridge. Someone will throw them out after I die. They have probably been there for at least twenty years. The developing equipment is still in the attic. My neighbour may be forty years younger than I am, but he regularly shoots and develops plate film. He uses an 8" x 10" camera. He thinks I'm too modern, relying on my Zenfone 9, to take photos any time I want, and not having to think about the cost of film or developing.

I've been gone for a few months. The tone has become a bit more aggressive in your videos man! Are you on a vegan diet again? :D

Not sure if "X-Pan" or "Analmorphism" mode activated today 🤣

giant megapixels 😂😂😂

RU-vid used ro be 360p videos. They keep upping their fidelity little by little. There's no reason not to buy gear that can perform better than what RU-vid can do right now, lest you'd want to have to upgrade each time we get a performance bump or be the dude that don't keep up.

Who knew Kasey was actually Mr Stretch?

😂😂😂 guy going to get the watermelon would get rekt

If you can't get bokeh, crank up the fisheye.

I have a Canon EOS R but thinking of buying a new Camera. Not sure if I should get the R8 or the R5 mark II..?

Not sure where you are located Kasey but a shutter therapy collaboration with Robin Wong would be awesome. Your combined knowledge, humour and enthusiasm would make for a very good session.

Surprised how good the Panny S5 II is with EF mount lenses, blown away that its got better AF than the Canon R5, mega bruh moment.

what you think about canon R7 with RF 70-200mm for wildlife videography on 4k 60fps crop. This will give a reach of max 576mm. Any thoughts?!

I literally got an opened box Viltrox 13mm 1.4 yesterday Lol. Guess I might want the Fuji 16 too at some point.

Thanks for reading my essay

Casey, I didn’t want to have to say this, but your DoucheTtube game has fallen off. A measly LED in the background isn’t going to cut. A dozen or so meters of fairy lights and smash cuts are a good start, but you need to start thinking bigger. Literally. 1 out of every 3 pixels should be dedicated to your face, sunglasses and indoor beanie (ears tucked way in, barely an earlobe showing). Obviously, toneh will blur the remaining 2/3rd pixels out of existence. Remember to stay centered!

Nice nba wingspan brother

Where is the video on the shampoo and link you used for getting your Latina x Hair back? Can't find it on the other channel

Colin probably overstates how bad RU-vid crushes X Y or X about footage. Colin, learn to export properly.

May the Panasonic Cam gods, please make a real 3x size Panasonic pony hole-e-thing for people.

We are everywhere…MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Can you do some videos about flat/round earth conspiracies?

Go pro is a step up for me!

GoPro Hyperview major vibes rn

Just GoPro’s to show you if you know what your doing you can make anything work. 🤣

4:2:2 is rather a thing of no hardware decoding in 10bit h265 fml rip

GoPro gives correct sintones.

What is this wierd gitter around 6:00 I have sometimes the same with my X-H2s

Longest arms on RU-vid

You look like you’re in a triangle shaped room! Don’t you love ultraview? And your arms, when you stretch them……. Alien comes to mind.

What brand and model monitors are those you're using on your desk in this rant, er, I mean "production"?

At 5:00, The Panasonic definitely made you look more hairy. You should recommend it for balding photographers.

i dont know did you ban me here and vegatable channel? but i did not get any notifications on your videos last year. This month it start showing again your videos.

I spent the whole video looking at your instant pot... Are you a frugivore?

Hey Kasey -- I'm stopping by later, uninvited, with a few frightened kittens -- and the police might be looking for me -- is that OK????

You know, the Blackmagic Ursa Mini Pro 12K has an 85 MP sensor and it can do 60fps in 12K, 120fps in 8K with no crop. (240fps in 4K but cropped to Super 16). I think that is plenty fast so we don't necessarily need to limit the sensor to 8MP for the sake of speed :) Shoot it in 8K and export in 4K.

the shaprnes on your gopro sucks...

Good gosh your arms. Thanky

Stretch Armstrong.... Yeah, it's a thing alright. I do believe I'd pay damn near any price to get rid of it though. Warped reality is not where I want to live. Cheers 🍻

LOL 😂

I haven't been the first comment for some time. I've been busy. Anyway, I'm back. Hi CC. Hi you lovely, other fans. Have a great day.

Get rid of the garbage go pro. The FOV looks like something out of a child's nightmare! 😂😂😂. I can't unsee this episode anymore. What have you done to my memory cells?.......

Jeebus man, what aspect ratio is that? 69:2?

I think this channel should be renamed to "The Camera Contrarian" since it rarely reflects conspiracies. Slam this.

You need to go back to the OM1. I’ll go back to my mother now…bye.

Are you using Windows Movie Maker to sync your audio? 😂😭

Sure, you could do worse that the go pro you are using; wait a minute; no you can't..........It absolutely sucks.

Your arms are freaky!!!

We should have Budget loser category purchase.

Next episode will be in a VR 360⁰ video format.