I Was A Tourist Selling Kilos Of Cocaine In Medellin | The Connect with Johnny Mitchell | Ep #7 

I'm surprised how many people actually believe what your saying now 😂 like obviously this is just a joke.

When you can't be a comedian be a rat...

@@bassman812 😂 exactly what I thought this dude is straight lying. I've tried looking him up and looking for paperwork on him and I can't find shit.

@@kevinnix5495 Its not suprising that you couldn’t find anything tho. If it was that easy to find a random guys criminal record, their life would be so hard after jail.

@@pepeefirat it is easy it's all public record my guy

*Dirk

He’s a snitch

@@FortNite-fb5wm and a fraud. He didn't do 90% of the shit he talks about.

@@FortNite-fb5wm right this channel blew up overnight literally. Hes telling true stories and this is a fed deal to gather intel from the channel. Quite obvious whats going on here

@@letstrythisagain5096 LOL

plug got that medellin work pablo escobar

right, it is fuckin addictive

Yep, I thought the same thing!

Same fo me dawg mr ballen is becoming a little bit weak

@@fredericlafontaine313 It pains to me to say it, but I have to agree. He's still the goat but hes starting to slip.

@A Z not all heroes wear capes

I was so proud a tear rolled down my cheek 😂🍻🇦🇺

Sup Mate

When the aussies wanted to work themselves .. faaaaark off, those dyson aussies just wanted to get loose so a few chipped in for the 8 pack. And offcourse a few packages would have been sent to greet them on arrival back home. Nice form

@AZ-zn9lg its actually 8 bucks a gram...delivered. Don't believe this dude. Hes had more drug adventures than Escobar, El Chapo and Tony Montana in his lifetime.

🎉

Just don’t go back to making us watch your stand up comedy Johnny that shit was trash

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Hes a lier. Thats why. He made up jokes before. Key word is made up. Like he made up everything. He shipped 5 units of cheap Portland outdoor to new york and got cought right away and the made up the rest if all this BS..

@@tonyspilotro2611and how do you know this?

Dude excuse me for being rude but I seriously believe that the majority of the worlds population and probably as high as 75% of the US’s population are sheep that will fall hook line and sinker for basically anything. College students are the absolute worst and they are our countries future congressmen and congresswomen, Doctors, Entrepreneurs, & these are the people who have pushed the boundaries of what we thought was impossible. The John Glenn’s, the Steve Jobs, The Ben Carson’s, & The Nancy Pelosi’s! Yeah that last one was a joke. But I would watch my fellow classmates believe anything the professor told them and would physically want to fight if you had an opposing opinion. It’s the same with mass media. People believe anything without doing any critical thinking whatsoever. It’s not what the people believe in, it’s the person they believe. Now to get down to my point. This guy is an excellent orator and very charismatic and very confident when he speaks but also comes off as someone you’d have a few beers with and watch football or a UFC fight or something. And I guarantee you there’s people that will say I’m a troll or a hater because they want to believe everything Johnny is telling them. I think I’d get along with Johnny real well because I think Johnny is a marketing genius or someone seen his potential for telling engaging stories and I think a lot of what Johnny says is real events in his life but I think he may bend and twist certain details that make his stories that much more interesting. But let’s be real for a second, I think I’ve watched 4 or 5 episodes of Johnnys stories and within those stories Johnny had dealings with La Cosa Nostra or the Philly mob who he said was ran by scarfo at the time but showed a picture of Greg Scarpa of the Colombo family in NY, He had dealings with the Sinaloa Cartel who happens to be very well known for El Chapo’s exploits (which do have a lot of associates on the west coast, so that’s very possible), Next he had dealings with the Aryan Brotherhood who happens to be known as extremely violent white prison gang that garner a lot of fear and respect, next it was a leader of the most notorious biker gang ever that he was bunked up with, then he’s in Colombia, striking deals with the remnants of the once powerful Medellin cartel who was once ran by the most notorious drug lord ever. Which that whole Colombia thing got me to question if it ever happened like he says it did. Yes Mexican cartels are very closely linked to Colombian cartels and they do a lot of business with each other but it sounds like he just wanted a vacation and to get away from Oregon for some time and chose Medellin Colombia which isn’t the first place I’m going to go on a getaway from heat by law enforcement and what does that look like if he comes home and is questioned, oh I’ve been in Medellin Colombia on a trip of a lifetime. We went rock climbing, scuba diving and scalping kilograms of the devils disco dust to resale. So coincidentally he was going on a getaway and his Sinaloa plug turns him onto his Colombian plug effectively cutting the Mexicans out of any possible business transactions they may strike which is suspect to me because the Mexican cartels want to be the go between for the Colombians and Americans. That’s how el Chapo made his billions mostly from brokered deals with the Colombians to move the cocaine to the American market and instead of charging a fee, they started getting a large percentage of the product to sell on the American market with their own people. It’s like the equation about taking into account the size of the universe and the very tiny speck we’ve been able to see, then the chance of life existing somewhere else out there is very very high. It’s like the more Johnny reveals he had business deals and run-ins with evermore notorious criminal enterprises the more the percentage of it not being true. But Johnny your still making waves either way and get it if you know how my friend! ✊

Real?? I have a complete opposite feeling, guess I could be wrong. You know acting isn't real??

Seriously he's got something to him. I don't know if i want to fuck him or be him😂😂

@@jasperabbott3962 it’s his geek look but that’s for deception and clearly it works. 😅

@@jasperabbott3962 when he says he wholesale sold coke in Columbia a “few” times, he probably did it that one time. Definitely get the same vibes from him as you.

It’s all bullshit

There hella fabricated

Colombia

Columbia Missouri?

Yeah this MF is lying through his teeth

U don't actually believe this fraud do ya?

COLOMBIA!!! My God

Really? After watching trillions of videos accumulating from non stop viewing for years... this is the first thing you've ever referred or encouraged your friends to watch. Wow. Sorry you told them that they "need" to watch this. Did they need to view it because this dude presenting has become an obsession of yours? Are you gonna stalk this guy and try to marry him or something? Why else would you strongly urge your friends to view this? Especially if you have never recommended any videos to anyone before, ever⁉️Ooh baby baby it's a wild world🎵🎶🎼🎷🎸

@@chrisscrivens2449 get a life dude.

Checkout Mr Ballens channel

It’s unbelievable because it’s completely embellished

Boats And Ho's

How much do bots like this cost? Anyone know

@@jayr3635 jealousy is a sin.

If u have never done any drugs my man, dont start. I promise you it will almost end in pain and misery. Hard drugs that is. If you want to stay on the safe side of things.. only weed and psychadelics my friend. Stay good!

"Truth" is kind of important! It's not hating, it's mild cynicism, I have been involved (not hugely) in his kind of work in the past and you admit you haven't, I have a feeling he is too rehearsed and he frequently makes laughable gaffes, especially in his shorts!

@@jayr3635 chat gpt-9

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​@@theconnectpodshow us some paper work or ever a mugshot

He gives me fed vibes, this guy a fake gangster

Lol ya story teller. They're all stories made up in his head

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Facts

Now he has RU-vid 💰

Johnny Mitchel is a fraud. It's a fake story. He did that episode in his closet as basically a Pilot Episode. He's smart for doing this but I can't stand a fraud.

Lol, that seems to happen to many people that turned in to you tubers. You can actually tell when the you tube money starts to come in. But good for them, not a hater just something I noticed

Lol, that's probably the property he wanted to buy in Colombia 😂😂😂😂

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I concur... I was in the first 7k i believe. I recognized his ingenuity immediately. All people are interested in outlaw stories... Bigger the better no doubt!!

Is it really? In another video, "the Former Drug Smuggler Describes Meeting A Colombian Kingpin", he gives us a different reason for traveling to Colombia. "Burned out from selling drugs and wanted a break" and now he's telling us that cops raided him and he went down there and started selling drugs. Which is it? It's not that I'm canceling him, but my bullshit meter is going wild.

@@ThompterSHunson In this video he says that with all those eyes on him he wanted to take a break and it's not a stretch to say that almost getting busted might lead to burnout. Also, I suppose he didn't want to dwell on his reasons for going to Colombia too much in that previous video because 1. it'd be a pretty long tangent and 2. he probably already planned on making this video so he'd be repeating himself if he explained the situation in any detail in that video as well.

@@mountainmanorganicz7742 you nailed it when you said outlaw stories. Some of the former mob guys now have massive RU-vid channels, any podcasts that have ex-cons as guests always do huge numbers, channels where people discuss being in jail for years, gangbangers...you name it. The more evil the deed, the bigger the audience.

@@svalis1068 I also thought that too pal, it's not like you've discovered fire, but as I said, I'm not 100% sold. Obviously he knows street facts and whatnot, but those can be taught on youtube nowadays. Anyways, good to chat with you. ✌

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Of course it's goin to keep going. It's an Fairy Tale bro lol. You really thin this is this clowns life?

This guy will never get a Doc he’s full of shit and makes up everything

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I mean I’m sure he can make up some more fairy tales,

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Sss?

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Exactly, That's all it is. None of this was real.

I thought the exact same thing-lmao!

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Agreed 100% 😎

Lol I’ve noticed a lot of movies that coincidentally have parts of his story in it. Imo this guy is full of crap. What kinda dummy would start flipping in a cartel owned area without asking permission and expect not to be beheaded for the disrespect.

@@etougaming2176 i agree, this one sounded by far his most made up & the last one sounded a little shawshanky

I gave him the benefit of the doubt u til he said he dated Maria 🤣

He’s literally reading off a script lol

Too scripted. Sorry kid, try harder.

Lmao

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Stat of limitations prob

Its called double jeopardy. He already been sentenced for trafficking/ smuggling across borders

@@abtwopoint0 he never said that though, he said that in the end he only went to jail for money laundering or something like that?

yeah cause its a lie xD

Facts

Literally the story of Blow. Like scene for scene.

@@adikateonenia some gullible people in this world

:)

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I would of went back prolly and just stayed legit he died cuz he was beating her!! Or possibly selling their property to a gringo 🤷‍♂️ im not sure

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Yea he's full of shit. It's sad how many people believe him and think his stories are amazing. It's not that easy to meet someone that high up let alone someone involved in the bulk coke game in Colombia. International drug traffickers are always extremely paranoid and very reluctant to deal with people they don't know well.. That's how they got their in the first place. And no Sinaloa trafficker is going to randomly give up their Colombian connect. This guy is just a good story teller who does some research online and thinks he's got it figured out.

Yup this guy has a great imagination. He watches narcos too much. He can tell a story tho IL give him that.

So many gullible numpties in this world..I smelled the BS episode one. I come for the comments to see the ration of idiots that believe it.

@@dustyrhodes1655 lol

@@thomaslarivee1259 exactly.

Yes that's how it is

Easy to claim from your suburb, he addresses that. Go back to Costco and waiting for the mailman.

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Definitely

People like you can’t fathom shit so it’s not real to you.

So you were a square growing up. If you can’t believe this you live a very boring life.

Your a loser

Loser

maybe, maybe not. fun to listen to nonetheless

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Ok good for you?

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Boston area?

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He’s completely full of shit

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