I Watched 500 YouTube Shorts to Answer This Question 

i pray that this will be the top comment

please bless me

Top comment. We’re manifesting top comment. I believe in you.

make this top comment

this comment has cured my ebola.

You'd be speaking for me lol

I despise short form content I dont consume any of it its just vile bring vine back

We need shorts to keep up the experiment of seeing what happens to the youngest generation

my dad apparently likes it a lot! lol

*dont read my name\.*

It’s the part in Ravenholm where father Grigori gives you ammo and health before the big fight in the graveyard

They really are brain dead.

Gato

I was expecting Gamer Supps somehow

*dont read my name\.*

all that for a rickroll bro@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_

I cried when the ship broke

Good mind trick putting this high quality ad between the shit shorts so we like it even more

So high quality he's used it in 4 separate videos😭

I thought this was going to be another battleship tournament announcement

fr

yea

only 4 replies? tf

And then the " what the FUCK??"

abuser in pfp. point and laugh

@@mindfangzi dont care, and dont try ridiculing someone for their pfp. And yes i was laughing about that as well

there are good creators on every social media platform. but social media has an overall negative impact, and should be called out for being bad

No

There's one channel I found, Entrepranure. Love their satire.

Its hard to find when your shorts algorithm is ass and get sucked into scrolling for a bit 💀

In long form content, you at least get to choose to invest your time in them. In shorts you can only go the next video. And the algorithm throws more and more trash at you the longer you watch. That's no accident. Researchers have found that it's way more addictive for the humans brain if the consumer only finds satisfying content occasionally. This way it actually feels like a reward to find a good video, because you had to 'work' to find it. Even if they didn't explicitly code that into the algorithm, it's only natural for an AI to adjust to that. They're actually treating us like monkeys and in return we start to behave like monkeys. People need to understand how bad this is. They're feeding everyone absolute garbage 90% of the time, willingfully accepting that this time is a complete utter waste to the consumer. Even drugs are more viable. At least they make you feel good while the trip lasts. The only joy in shorts is occasional mild entertainment for hours of our time.

The “only”?

''you came'' ????

@@scoper7897 you don't gotta make it weird

@@Choosiestyou came?

@@tinytinyspaceman yeah right in my pants

If that’s the funniest thing of the year then you need to change your humor

how is that funny?

I thought it was sad that so many chatters knew there would be a cat because they've probably seen the short before

@@RapturePlasmids Your guess is probably wrong. Firstly, people may have thought it was a cat instead of a chin chilla. Secondly, in the title it says "(We have a cat now!?)". And thirdly, people just wanna spam cat to join the rest that is spamming. But, the video is from a popular channel so there are probably somebody in the chat that has seen the video.

@anytng2077 I can see if people saw the title or wanted to spam, but no way they thought a chinchilla was a cat 😹

Look up gray followed by the 10th letter of the alphabet (I'm presuming its still autodeleting comments that say it in full)

@@me.2..grayj?

If you have an android, I highly recommend RU-vid ReVanced.

lol

A whopping 2,000 [CURRENCY]! W dono

its only about 25 dollars

still a good amount

why is my main question?

It's only 2000 Rs....Not much...about $25

Fr the videos one was a w stream besides the movies

i felt like i was being punished about 30 minutes in

*dont read my name\.*

I dipped at 200. I could feel my neurons melting one by one.

I don't know if I'll ever recover, hopefully we'll never have to live through anything like that again

Bro turned into drake if you know what I mean

vine boom intensifies

maybe ur not interested in rocket league content but @amustycow always makes a whole skit for his sponsor gfuel whenever there's like a holiday or smth

May I recommend TomSka & Friends

I was confused about what's happening and couldn't skip

Skit? That is just a normal day for Slime

Womp womp

I forget what it’s called but the one that skips sponsors is really nice as well I think sponsor block

@catsrule256 Yeah. I just skip them myself because it's not too hard to do so.

@@catsrule256 sponsorblock

how do you unintslal youtube shorts, teach me pls@@pixels_per_minute

​@@pixels_per_minute Tell that to unskippable adds of 20 seconds that are the first of à group of 2. Especially now that skipping the first one doesn't also skip the second.

I both love and hate that I know all of them. Love it, because they are awesome. But hate it because of all the slog I had to get through

I love this but Im pretty sure only the last one was a channel name? Would you be able to name the channels?

@@Lilly_KingI both love and hate that I don’t know any of the shorts they referenced for pretty much the same reasons

Can't forget scumbag dad

none of these are good. They are only the ones you happen to like. Stop it

chat went crazy too😭

@@BroAttackInc56 i went crazy too

You busted?

@@thegoldenraysoftheglorious1180 we all could use a good bust every once in a while.

omg same

It’s like the algorithm knew what he was doing lmao

absolute plot twist

That was insane

I was at the stream live, it wasn’t THAT bad lol

What happened

​@@Almighty-Pwrbrain rotted

@@sebastianro7746pure garbage, BUT it was kinda funny to see the brain rot

hi there im the out of context man

I mean

No it wasnt, it was 19:42

@@WhatIsTheHeat What the heck even was that one lol

Lunwog lmaoooo

I… don’t even know what to say

You’ve made it

got your 2 seconds, gonna surpass mrbeast in no time im countin on it