I Watched Every Sharknado Movie For Some Reason 

The sheer number of cameo celebrities who later turned out to be sex offenders in this series is absurd.

I like how tornados are actually just boss fights in these movies

The budget for all 6 movies combines was 17.4 million dollars, which is slightly more than half of the Spongebob movie. They combined made 4.5 billion dollars

Fun fact: there's a real, legitimate Magic: the Gathering card called Shark Typhoon that was directly based on this movie

"The sharks kill the queen" *"That one didnt age so well"*

I once heard someone online describing sharknado by saying “the moment you hear the title you’ve seen it. It’s exactly what you’d expect” and that’s probably the best description of these films

I like how the stakes gradually ramps up with each movie. Like in the first movie it's just a normal sharknado but by the fifth one they are fighting literal SHARK GOD and it leads to the end of the world. This is genius.

You have no idea how much I want Thunder Levin to name his son "Kevin."

It’s very important to note, Thunder Levin never wanted to do these movies. Asylum begged him to do it. He said, “If I do, I’ll make them as ridiculous as possible.” And they said, “That’s the idea.” This is not a joke, that was a real conversation.

I really love Fin being seen as some in-universe Doomslayer entity against shark based weather

I love the concept that fin’s son is traveling about 2/3 the speed of sound for hours on end in the middle of a tornado and is just totally fine the whole time. Remember, the only danger in these movies is the sharks

In the live-action Swamp Thing series, Dan Cassidy/Blue Devil is played by Ian Ziering, the actor who plays Fin. Considering Blue Devil's backstory involves him being an actor/stuntman in movies of questionable quality, I think that was kind of an amazing pick.

I think the thing that separates the Sharknado franchise with other "so-bad-they're-good" movies is corporatized self-awareness. The creators of Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, or Roar, money wasn't the focus because they genuinely wanted to create pieces of art and were just so incompetent that its endearing. The Asylum is a hack-fraud studio that actively cranks out purposefully low budget knock offs and _"lol, wut, so random"_ movies as their business model. They just happened to stumble upon their one accidental success and couldn't let it go so they milked it until the cow died.

Actually, you losing your mind to bring us this masterpiece of RU-vid content is the only way I would ever have experienced the madness of Sharknado and I’m eternally grateful for your effort.

My theory on the strange 1st scene of the 1st film is that they were making it look like they were setting up a serious crime drama plot, but then the sharks show up and it's shown to just be a silly low-budget movie

“Made with budget of a nostalgia critic skit” is honestly an amazing way of putting it

Personally I always though it was a shame they never evolved the concept. Why no Bearcano, Tigernami, Gatorcane, Wolfquake or Anacondalanche?

You can blame me, I watched the very first sharknado when it came out. And became a dedicated follower of the series, between me, my brothers, and my cousin, we probably account for 29% of all the views sharknado has ever received

"Dolph Lundgren is Trunks." had me me absolutely rolling. I don't know why but it caught be so off guard that I accidentally spit out my gum-

You ever wonder how terrifying it is to be a shark in this film series? Basically being flung from your home and forced to ride across a tornado that barely has any water without any knowledge of when it'll end before being flung out and possibly going out.

I love the part when the sharks said, "Its Sharkin' time" and then proceeded to swim into a tornado and destroy Florida

this video autoplayed while i was asleep and i woke up to "dolph lundgren was his son from the future"

17:57 That's not just "a jet" The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom. A long-range jet interceptor and fighter-bomber aircraft used extensively during the Vietnam War. The triumph of thrust over aerodynamics, which earned "flying brick" as a nickname. It's the Blackbird to my Alucard.

Fun fact: the show Z Nation apparently takes place in this same universe. Meaning they saved the world from sharks only to doom it to zombies.

Fun fact: "Levin" means "lightning" in Middle English, so Sharknado's creator's name *literally* means Thunder Lightning.

I mean it is cool that with all the celebrity cameos they got, that one dude still managed to retain his role as the main character throughout the entire series.

Given that these movies apparently follow the same logic as my most feverish stress dreams, I have to assume that the writers accidentally turned in their dream journels instead of an actual script and the producers just said "yeah this works"

After living through a Californian Hurricane, I believe that the representation as it being a sunny day was the most apt at the start of the movie. 😂

My headcannon is that the creators didn't make stuff up along the way and that this was carefully planned, each detail, each death, each shark cut in half was deliberately planned for years

The fact that these movies have a more cohesive timeline than the Transformers is an accomplishment

I never knew these movies had lore and a continuous story line. Fascinating. Also, too many cameos is the same feeling I get when I watch a Nolan movie these days, seeing the same five people in every movie really brakes the immersion.

You’ve got an eye for cinema that most of us just don’t have. Nice catch on the sharks being 4 stories tall in that one scene in the first movie. Your observations and commentary on movies puts them in a whole new light that I would have never seen. Good work

God, I felt like I got punched in the face when Jared from Subway showed up. Who knew the sharks would no longer be the most fearsome predators in these movies?

It's kinda cool how the sharknado universe has an actual ending. Sharknado actually has something on the mcu.

31:14 this is more random than the eiffel tower 💀

I was so concerned seeing Jared in this, but don't worry: We didn't really learn how much of a monster he was until the year the third movie came out.

The weirdest thing in those movies was how this random civilian had access to an entire military's worth of weaponry.

I just realized something terrifying. The Sharknado movies kept more continuity and stuck to its lore better than the Star Wars sequel trilogy did.

Back in the day we adored shark scifi and horror movies. Loved low-budget horror movies in general lol. Let me tell you, Sharknado was a staple in our childhood. I remember getting hyped for each release and watching the shark movie marathon which every time ended witg every Sharknado movie in order ending with the new release. Insane time to be a kid

19:47 this is an error. Some sharks, like Tiger Sharks, regularly make a meal of birds that are on the surface of the ocean. The sharknado sharks are no different in that sense.

OK, I cannot resist to share this bit of convoluted trivia. We have a TV show in Germany about the worst movies of all time. Of course they did Sharknado, they followed the series from the beginning. And they managed to get onto the set of Sharknado 3 by claiming to be a documentary crew. And that is why you can see two German TV stars climbing out of the rollercoaster in Sharknado 3. My favourite cameo, personally.

“Fin’s dad was hasselhoff the entire time” is literally the funniest thing I’ve hear all week. Also this definitely means that the SpongeBob and sharknado universes are connected

10:21 I love how he used that one clip for lost

The best part in the serious is when one character asks: "why would they put a retirement home next to an airport?" Everyone silently contemplates before one person perks up and says "because..... Old people can't hear?" They all nod and agree before the movie continues on as though that joke never existed

I’m not gonna lie, I was way more hyped than a normal human being should be when it all came back around and Carlos Santiago killed the first sharknado. My brain has been rotted.

What the Sharknado series has taught me is that the Today Show cast is immortal and undying

The feeling when you find a new channel and start listening to the first video only to instantly recognize the voice from an old channel you've been following for years

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!! I have long wondered what the "Sharknado" film franchise was all about but didn't want to waste my time or kill my brain cells watching it! This review took only 45 minutes of my time versus the 12 (or so) hours in which you watched it all for me. It saved time AND brain cells, and I had a couple of belly laughs along the way. How can I thank you enough???

Laughing my ass off at 13:47 when the guy pulls away a blanket and his car is just filled with unsecured guns in a pile. Like, what were you planning to do with those?

Sucks that you didn't point out Levin means "lightning" in old English. Dude is straight up called Thunder Lightning and we're supposed to act like he's not the main character of this world

Sharknado and Znation are in the same universe. Roberta Warren is a National guard sargeant played by the same woman in both productions. so my head canon goes that after changing time and stopping the sharknado they accidentally started the zombie apocolypse.

Sharknado is what happened when Asylum, a studio dedicated to ripoff movies that grandmas confuse for the actual thing, had this meeting: "What do we do for our next movie?" "What if we do our first original IP, and make it the single worst movie ever made..." *hits blunt so hard their eyes sink into the back of their sockets* "...on purpose?"

No joke, my family marathoned through all of the movies this summer. I sat in during this, and when fin came out of the shark in the first movie I exclaimed "It's a boy." I blanked on the fact that Gil was born inside of a shark in the third movie.

The baby coming out of the shark and the Shrek “dada” line is easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

“And it works, barely an inconvenience.” Someone watched pitch meetings

its highly likely this comment will never be seen by anyone, but if you are seeing this, i want it known that this is my favourite video of all time. not for any deep or meaningful reason, but purely because of 15:35, hearing sabaton's the last stand as the president poses while a shark eats a grenade and blows up is everything

I still can’t get over the fact that in the Sharknado universe the last words of my favorite NASCAR Driver was ‘Oh Hell No!’

The dude from AlternateHistoryHub talking about Sharknado while the ISorrowProductions elevator music is playing in the background has to be the most ambitious crossover in history!

18:20 "Yeah we're halfway through the movie." I died right there.

As time went on the number of sharks in his room decreased, just like his remaining sanity

As somebody who was born in NYC, I can say with absolute confidence that the scenario presented by the movie is entirely accurate. If the people now are anything like the people I knew, the slaughter wouldn’t be able to be put on film. Cities are a breeding pit for the most angry and irritable people with a bloodlust thinly veiled by plastic wrap facade. They would absolutely take this opportunity to take out years worth of anger from traffic congestion, annoying bosses, bad relationships and any other minor inconvenience on helpless sea life. Frankly New Yorkers already do that to nature daily. The Hudson and Staten Island are already testaments to that. Central Park is kept hostage for the city’s amusement, reminding it that it could be turned into a landfill at any moment.

I just realized that throughout the video the amount of sharks in his room diminishes. On the first movie he had six sharks in his room, and when he started reviewing the sixth movie he had one shark left. Pretty neat detail!

29:00 what, no "Shark-NATO" joke?

You know what, when you described the first movie, I was like "thats so dang bad" and by the third movie where they are in space, destroy a sharknado with a laser, the sharks fly up into the sky, Fin gets a laser chainsaw, and then they have to crawl into a shark to reenter Earth's orbit and, after all that, a baby spawns out of the skin of a shark, I was like "what the fuck is this, underflow, cause how did this go from dumb in a bad way where it sounds so annoying, unfun, and lazy to being so dumb it loops back around to being ingeniusly dumb and incredibly charming instead of annoying. Like, this is the one series I would say actualy gets better and better, and all cause it gets dumber and dumber.

These movies actually melted my brain so bad that when he said the writer's name, I genuinely said out loud "What's wrong with that?"

I’m realizing that Sharknado did the thing that Die Hard already did- take a normal guy who saves the day once & turn him into a hero who keeps encountering the same situation. It’s like Tug Speedman.

This is my favorite video you’ve done man. Watched it 5 times In full. Never gets old!

The real plot of these movies: Chainsaw Man's vacations keep getting interrupted by a couple of bounty hunters who made contracts with the Tornado Devil and the Shark Devil

I remember first seeing the series and thinking it looked very realistic 💀

Seeing Dolph Lundgren casually smiling and saying "Hi Dad" with that huge silence afterwards killed me😂

15:11 President Mark Cuban? As in the guy from Shark Tank- oh, now I get it.

14:45 At least he dies a horrible death, like every other cameo, right? Right??

The most terrifying plot twist in all of Sharknado is that Cody's wife was there the whole time and only left two thirds of the way through

Pointlesshub's humor logic and writing are just top tier this man deserves more subs and a reward

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine got all 6 Sharknado movies from a sketchy German website in a box set. He doesn’t know German. We don’t know anybody who knows German. Imagine our surprise when Sharknado 1 starts playing in German. Luckily, we found out how to get to the main menu and play it in English (the movie just started playing when we put the dvd in) and we watched sharknado 1, sharknado 2, and sharknado 3. Then we got to sharknado 4. Sharknado 4 had only one option on the main menu. It was a picture of the cover for the movie, in German. All the other cover images were German, but they had “English/Deutsch” under them that selected the language. We hoped for the best. The movie opens up, and they’re speaking German. We press the “audio” button that changed the language for the other ones, nothing. We pressed the subtitles button, which added subtitles for the other ones, nothing. We got like halfway through sharknado 4 in German before we gave up, nothing made sense and we couldn’t follow along via the visuals alone because it was insane. We watched some better movies afterwards to have a pallet cleanser, because good lord 3 sharknado movies back to back was insane, and the 4th being in German sent us all over the edge. Could we have checked if sharknado 5 was English? Yes. Could we have watched sharknado 6, which we knew was in English because it was from amazon and not some sketchy German bootleg site? Yes. Did we do either? FUCK NO! IF WE WATCHED ONE MORE OF THOSE MOVIES WE WOULD HAVE LOST OUR MINDS!

the funniest scene is in the second one, when the new yorkers are murdering sharks, and a man removes a blanket from the back of his car to reveal it's full of guns. Peak american realism.

Sharknado could be an animated series where they fight a different tornado every episode.

Say what you will about this series but the final end message thanking all the fans and supporters at the end of the last film is unironically really wholesome

That ending for the franchise was kinda cool not gonna lie

The power plant part comes around and I’m like “radioactive material isn’t green…” And then I remember the premise of the movie

Cody watched 6 movies of Sharknado so we didn't have to. What a fucking legend.

They need to make a Scorpeteor: A meteor made out of Scorpions. Or a Scorpion made out of meteors. I'd be equally uninterested in seeing either.

My favourite part about watching all of those sharks fly around powered *entirely* by the tornado is that they suddenly change trajectory after they stop living

I am not sure if it's this video or moonfall. that's my favorite of yours but this definitely gets the most laughs from me. that one bit where you describe dolph lundgren's role in the series sends me to hysterics every time. never stop making videos.

Unironically, Pointless Hub has already become one of my favorite channels. Keep up the great work, and I’m looking forward to your review of Dark of the Moon.

I appreciate how to the point the films' subtitles get with each succeeding movie. ("The Second One", "It's About Time", etc.)

I think this is the only way that I could ever tolerate absorbing this whole franchise but, truly; thank you. You helped me see the best in these films. I've seen the first one and was drinking at the time, and had a good laugh. I think I might stick to the first 3 and call it a day - one day.

Amazing. Awesome work with this video! it must have taken a lot of effort. I honestly really respect the Sharknado movies. They have this weird mix of self awareness of being terrible, but also have real heart behind it. You KNOW that the people making the movies had a lot of fun in the porcess.

Ive been playing every single one of these for a week at my work, there are about 14 mounted tvs on every wall of my work, and it’s just been sharknado, I’ve had many complaints and requests from customers, co workers, and management and have been asked to stop playing them, and yet they continue to play

I feel there's more predators in the movie than there were sharks

In the words of DiamondBolt "Sharknado is supposed to be the definition of it's so bad it's good where's the good?"

17:04 motherfucking kratos was in this one holy shit

The amount of brain cells I lost just having these movies explained to me is beyond me. Thank you for watching these and adding comedic commentary so I will never have to.

I'm actually surprised how they managed to keep making the movies bigger and bigger

i tried to watch the sharknado series in its entirety after this came up on my recommended (i had only seen the first before), but i could only get through Sharknado 1 before i gave up. you're a much braver man than me for actually sitting through these, you deserve a purple heart for the psychological damage you must have endured while trudging through this abominable franchise

If I had a nickel for every celebrity cameo in Sharknado who turned out to be a sex offender, I’d have way too many nickels

Let's not forget though: if it weren't for Snakes on a Plane embedding the idea of these weird animal horror-comedies in our minds as something that could be done "right" one day, Sharknado may have never happened at all. In a way, Sharknado owes its existence to Snakes on a Plane. Even Sharknado 2 acknowledges this; hence why its opening five minutes is basically Sharks on a Plane.

The fact that they said “jump the shark” in the second movie out of 6 is all you really need to know

I appreciate that you took the time to point out that sharks in real life are mostly harmless to us

OMG! I'm a fan! You had the patience to sit through this 😱 Hats off to you man! 🤯