I went on vacation and left EU4 running - EU4 AI Only Timelapse 

God this is such an underrated comment.

😂😂😂 So fuckin random hahaha

Right? I was like "wait wait wait ✋ what just happen

Too bad, Germany does it again 😂😂😂

Time traveller- *moves chair a bit* Germany- "Welp, guys... time to do some serious blitzkrieg this time and conquer half of the world already"

Hitler The 3823th be like

@@diegobatista2239 his final reincarnation

Mughals and Mexico: We are the last powers of freedom

es war schon immer!!

Its all Mexico over here 🤣🤣

The painter we all waited for...

Sounds like a prospering future for my country. Am German.

​@@martingantenbein176based the Jews ruined Germany

@@martingantenbein176 even as a German that joke is grenzwertig

@@nostalgic_nickname3935 Wehrmacht denn so was?

Somewhat historically accurate then.

Exceptionally underrated post.

This couldn´t be more underrated.

Te amo

? sorry

@@redshuttleredacted6422 El Helado would roughly translate as the icey. Like El Dorado means the golden. Ever heard how the Italians call icecream? Join it and you'll get the joke.

Das tausendjährige Reich!

@@siegechamp2295 more like SECHTAUSDENDJÄHRIGE reich

@@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011 *sechstausendjährige

noone knows vic2 :(

@@Flw-uv2md i feel you brother, lets hope vic3 changes that

Gracias comrade!

Austria propably had a PU on Scandinavia

they let their guard down

Yeah. My computer would've committed suicide if you left it on for a week.

@@cursedalien my computer did multible times after afting to run for about 2weeks because of homeshooling last year, poor boy never really recoverd

@@blackhunterakabloxdavid 😢

1.4k likes and only 3 replies seems quite strange

I can’t even run hoi4 on lowest settings for a few hours. I have save that shit and let my computer wipe the sweat until I make it suffer more in late game.

your comment is underrated

You deserve 1 thousand likes, but until you get there I'll just blow you a kissy kissy muah muah

@@adrianfernandez9984 I've got a news for you

"Boss, I'm tired"

@@frederickvonrauken5508 your reply is underrated

I would prefer the cannon and cavalry future to the AI future to be honest.

One Piece still not finished

@@HSVForeverandeverlol Oda said he is like almost done, no more than 5 years left to reach laugh tale and start the final arc. ... ... 6583 it is.

@@HSVForeverandeverlol 69 likes lol😂😂

Just one flaw with that logic. TV isn't even invented yet.

I just need you all to know likes on this comment = nice 😏

lol!

Lmao

The greatest flanking manuever in history. Nobody saw it coming.

The way they held the Urals until late game...

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

That's our current plan. Just wait and watch, it's only a matter of a few millennia's now!

they tried that, it did not work in real life

Yeah Austria tried to invade them over and over but couldn’t bring them down, until eventually being conquered themselves

@@melodiclogic9904 Actually, I'm pretty sure Germany's attempt at world conquest was the opposite of slow and methodical.

@discordlexia2429 youre right haha, lebenstraum...

Same! Deer empanadas with juniper salsa, I assume

Here you go! A story from GPT A.I. (Poe). Sure, here is a brief historical fiction story for Spanish Eastern Siberia: In the early 19th century, a group of Spanish explorers set out on a journey across Siberia, hoping to discover new lands and resources for their country. They encountered many challenges along the way, including harsh weather conditions and hostile indigenous tribes. Despite the difficulties, the group eventually arrived in a remote region of eastern Siberia that was largely unexplored by outsiders. They were surprised to discover a small community of Spanish-speaking settlers who had been living in the area for several generations. The settlers had originally come from Mexico and Peru, but had migrated to Siberia in search of adventure and opportunity. Over time, they had adapted to the harsh Siberian climate and had developed a unique culture that blended elements of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The explorers were fascinated by the settlers' way of life and decided to stay in the area for several months to learn more about their customs and traditions. They were particularly impressed by the settlers' resilience and determination in the face of adversity. When the explorers returned to Spain, they shared their stories of the Spanish settlers in Siberia with the rest of the country. Their tales inspired many other Spaniards to travel to Siberia and explore this new frontier. Over time, the Spanish settlers in Siberia established their own independent kingdom, known as Spanish Eastern Siberia. The kingdom flourished for several decades, with a thriving economy based on fur trading and agriculture. Today, Spanish Eastern Siberia is a multicultural society that celebrates its unique blend of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The people of Spanish Eastern Siberia continue to face many challenges, including harsh winters and limited resources, but they remain resilient and hopeful for the future.

@@MsCheshirskaya Sounds like you´re confusing latino with spanish

@@DHEspana do I? I thought Spain and LatAm shares empanadas as a food

inquisition and wiping out of local culture... nothing new

Well, the germanic world was finally united

Germany:ITS MY TURN ON THE X BOX

"Fine, I'll do it myself."

Germany: “fine I’ll do it myself”

Gutentag

Austria: "Our Empire might fall, but so shall yours!" *Awakens Germany.*

Big Boss: *heavy breathing*

Nice comment👍👍

Mughals way superior

More like Germany: *Earrape Erika starts playing*.

40s, 4000s - whats the difference?

Canada is also not french, english, dutch or anything, it’s Frisian

Several millennia of difference, but I see the joke.

Just imagine-how the Russians had to strain themselves to go from small provinces in 1444 to become so big now

I picked two countries to make it- Russia and England. Austria PUd both

U just described me in the beginning

@@Mambldor That's as hard as walking through thousands of kilometers of uninhabited taiga and tundra and claiming land along the way. Sure, it becomes hard to communicate with all the empire once you have it, but expanding was pretty much the easiest part. As expected, we ended up with two glorious cities: Moscow and St. Petersburg, and all the rest of Russia which is just a bunch of mud.

@@Mambldor Oh right, I'll be happy to come live in Russia when it warms a bit and Italy becomes a desert.

both of them had foreign dynasties they overthrew

Habsburg power

How can Spain be irrelevant today if its the worlds thirteenth largest economy. They also have the 18 most powerful military. Austria who knows. They are 29 on the economy list and 59 on the military list.

@@ab9840 It's more of a joke on my part, mostly referring to the image of it in the public eye that seems to forget about it's contributions

@@ab9840 honestly, any countries military outside of the big 3 is pretty much irrelevant today.

well i mean the actual country did not survive

True

True

Even now they're still waiting for their moment again.

@@StormierNik true. But this time more diplomatic

@@StormierNik Als ein Deutscher kann ich das bestätigen.

lmeo

Brother-sister-wife-husband-daughter-son in law

@@heavencanceler2691 That's not how human biology works...

@@happyslapsgiving5421 Tell that to my aunt mother who married my brother who is my cousin twice removed

@@DanksterPaws They still aren't hermaphrodites.

This comment is underrated

DAS WAR EIN BEVEG!

@@zMustheMadMan Das War Ein *Befehl*

@@jacobpeters5458 Information is ammunition alright

Lmfao

It was only once germany made the Ottoman's name placement terrible that i noticed them

Germany: I'll be back

That was a nice germany and mughals. Kind of like man in the high castle.

They were binding their tine.

"Gehen groß oder nach Hause gehen"

Isabel be like

Technological advance I guess

There’s something cheeky about that

Queen Elizabeth got a new name I see

Like, i don't play eu4, how tf did that happen?

Mine now :)

It makes more sense that way, considering Australia.

Austria innit?

Yoink

Austria kept reforming, that was actually a big surprise to me

100th like

One ring to ... bind them.

@@DaRealKakarroto Austria in a nutshell

Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria Nube!

Also Austria: Yeah we might be culturally English and basically only control the British Isles BUT the tag says Austria so we’ll still be eating Schnitzel!

top 10 anime betrayals

I was rooting for Spain for centuries!

True, man. I was very sad too.

You mean watching Siberia being pushed out of Spain?

Mi España....

233 emperors?!? Das crazy. *new save*

It be like that

Underrated comment ngl

I wouldn’t doubt it .. lol

You could make a religion out of this.

Yes, it was truly an unfortunate time to be Frisian.

god, spanish siberia was super common in a few old versions from years ago.

@@dzarko55 As a historian....it's not TOTALLY bonkers. Like, if a European power established major coastal ports on the pacific before Russia pushed east or China pushed North, sure, I can imagine a Siberia settled by a European maritime power...

Well Siberia sounds very similar to Iberia so...

@@pavarottiaardvark3431 so, reverse Russian Alaska?

I really hope that the only reason it looked like constant wars was because of the speed of the timelapse. If not, the devastation in game was probably 50-100 in most areas

also note how the Mughal-Ottoman border was *THE ENTIRETY OF PERSIA!!!!!!!* as in, it kept moving across the whole region. so *that whole region* would be devastated.

So pretty much real life

It would have been a huge demilitarized zone

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

And all those leftover shinto in Korea and eastern Siberia 😂 Those priests were working overtime for divine blessing for their ethnic homeland 😂

surrender your gold and no one gets hurt.... probably.

why?

what in the actual fuck

Oh Léa, vai estar tudo bem. *prometo.*

The "Alaskian" is the inverted "Brazilian"... if you know what I mean. (hint: hairs!)

That's basically what happened, except it was Saxony. :)

you always wanting to rule the world

It's German humour, it's no laughing matter

Fucking liar germans don't do comedy Oh wait is that the joke? But then... Is it comedy? But it can't be Classic german, tries to tell a joke and generates a whole new paradox

nice pfp

I know right?

da

Elisabeth II: hold my beer

hold my tea

Its year 3676 and life expectancy have increased, have some foresight.

I guess they finally inbred their way into success

Some serious life extension technology.

Ikr. I'm pretty sure Japan was the only one that was content with just chilling out lol.

"If I stay absolutely still, maybe they won't see me"

So fitting how isolationist they are both in the game and irl.

@@icecoldchilipreppers6496 well only since WW2, before that…not so much lol

@@meowkii_ they literally had centuries of total isolation before ww2

State of America (and a flag with one star on it)

@@Praetori no my friend, each tiny island and town is its own state in the great United States of Cuba 🤣🤣

The most surprising thing is that the United States of America manage to exist 5000 years after...

the world: "did you get Cuba?" USA: "yes." the world: "what did it cost?" USA *looks at Mexico spanning two whole continents* "everything..."

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 but not mexico?

the mexicans took over

Was that Japan or Mexico?

@@AM-we1es should be japan, mexicos colour is a bit lighter

Austrian Russia acting like a mfing strobe light

The thousand year siege of Muscov. We need a documentary ASAP

Japan and Spain : HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

Reminds me of that South Park episode where New Jersey starts conquering everything and Colorado has to ally with the Al Quaida to defeat them.

Honestly in current situation I would welcome that

the fact that florida exists gives me an existential crisis every day

Oh my god me too, I was like “no no no no, we don’t need Florida taking over the damn world”

@@robertwood9572 i mean a whole half of this godforsaken wasteland is practically florida so we were already too late

Not only reenact it, but they stubbornly kept that shit up for over 1,500 years until the Austrians came calling.

@@ConcreteCrescent old habits die hard

@@ConcreteCrescent cant think of a more stubborn country in the world than Britain

​@@dumb747ness A-fucking-men, wat wat.

@@dumb747ness France?

and even conquered some!

Anime in its modern form is only because of Disney. Without Disney, it would look like the woodcuts that is more Chinese inspired.

Russo war......

@@SamGarcia they had manga before disney existence

@@alexeyprofi3951 I know that, just that it looks nothing like we see today. It looks like the woodcuts.

Their chin is now visible from space

They'll probably still find their cousin desirable ... But they would be the only one.

I'm certain that there is a creepypasta about the hapsburgs today

I'm assuming they'd be just inhuman blobs occupying chairs and generally looking like the navigators from the david lynch dune movie

@@Rabidfox-gc5fw Yeah, there is. It's called SCP-3288...

Paella+bodka. What could go wrong?

@@Teatsax Dunno man, probably not very good for your digestive system

@@emperorpierogi9772 paella is healthy

@@hector2756 Not sure if it stays that way with vodka

@@emperorpierogi9772 with vodka nothing is healthy xD

nah they invaded china, you can even see the eastern coast of china is shinto, they got pushed back dohe

They probably played extremely tall

they were like "let the savage fight their wars, we will invde their minds with big anime tiddies"

Classic case of: They can't swim so let's stick to our island 🤣🤣🤣 We see it all the time.

@@derederekat9051 lmao true

Same! Lol. I just blinked and it was gone. 😂

The power of royal marriages

I was rooting für Austria. Then i saw Germany was still in the Game and was Like... Well either one is good enough

Bruh, I read this. Then looked back up at the video, and it was gone! Lol

looks like Scandinavia didn't even try to expand once it was formed.

@Proli imagine replying after 5 days

@Proli imagine not letting people enjoy things

@@presidentirinavladimirovna7054 Him enjoying things makes me not enjoy life so he is not letting me enjoy things.

@@novelas3536 sucks to suck then

Imagine all the people.

i'm sure the sum of all deaths in conflicts is probably in 5 billion xd

That's soldier deaths... calculate civilian deaths... and the human race is now extinct. :)

Rookie numbers.

For the last 2500 years, after Spain and Turkey were kicked off the world stage, there were basically no wars except the occasional conflict between Germany and India.

Thats only the casualties of the remaining countries though

Saxon culture all over the place, and mostly catholic. No wonder they were stable. 😂

Just keep pc offline. Can't download new updates.

Fuck. Windows 10 updates. That's screwed me over so many times since my comp is always on. And I can't just leave it offline because of online contacts. Freaking windows 10 forced timers. Windows 12 better have a toggle off even when online option (skip 11. It's shit).

@@Toast_6 isn't windows 11 just windows 10 in worse?

@@Toast_6 They are about to add ads to the file explorer, it's so good that I will never use windows again

Wow that's so dystopian...we truly live in the worst timeline...

That explains the fucking noclipping

Well!!!!!!!! Shiiiiiiiittttttt

I hope he comes back soon because it doesn't look very well right now

@@lillycline1414 hol up

@@lillycline1414 Explains mag locking too.

The Austria-Hungarian Empire forms again

@@daniellewilson8527 Yes. They should probably avoid Sarajevo though

Given the timeline I think it'd actually be the 5th or 6th actually, it collapsed like twice there for a lil bit.

@@akumaouja4062 Well... The first one never died, it remained till the end under control of Austria even if in name only. Historically it would have been disolved by Napoleon.

Wet dreams finally came true

oh no..

George got the date wrong by thousands of years but put it on the title anyway. What a Guy.

Yes! Even "Austria" isn't too different from "Airstrip One."

I wanted to point out the same thing. Orwell nailed the geopolitics well.

@@lslusa no, it has nothing to do with 'geopolitics', it was based on the rough historical state

I guess humanity is just pre determined for 1984

Sort of what happened with Romance languages...

@@youngalek4434 well, the Reich lasted a little longer than 1000 years, so yes.

@@REAL2222ful yeah in this universe the different dialects of german are likely quite different (seeing as this world is stuck in 1821 tech, and language standardisation didn't really work for the masses untill the late 19th/20th centuries, Rhennish and saxon are probably as or more different than protugese and romanian...)

Actually the most hated dialect here haha

Is it worse than Proto-Indo-European dialects :^)

Germany is everywhere, I bet if he had kept the simulation running, Germany would reach their dream of world conquest, they're still after it IRL, so why not in game.

@@livedandletdie Germany starts existing France: Oh no!

@@TheMastertbc "øh nòò" with french voice

It's even funnier if you imagine it with terraria boss music.

Chillest nation ever xd

We cant do war

The whole south East Asia: Trade?

@@euproductions8615 in any given period/era:Business is booming!

Japan: *grabs popcorn

🗣️ Speaking Spanish and the rest is a mystery since it is cold ❄️🥶 up there. We do not 🚫 have any 💡⚡ ideas of what the cultures development would look like. Interesting thoughts

Snow Mexicans

@@johnjaeger3746 we are talking about Spain, not Mexico tho.

@@Teatsax and Mexico started out as a Spanish colony just like Spanish Tartary

Bullfighters fighting Bulls but both completely drunk with Vodka => Everybody dies TM

Americans during the 1700s.

*I am the Senate.*

There were no rules in America about how long you can be president until after the 1700’s, before that it was just tradition that they would only stay president for 8 years.

@@pineapplelollipop1074 America didn't exist before the 1700s.

@The True Mr. Pink sorry it wasn’t until 1951 that it became a law

Me: Waiting for Germany to dissapear to make the" NEIN NEIN NEIN" joke Germany:" NEIN NEIN NEIN"

@@Kappazit why do guys keep saying 9? (Just a joke btw, because how it's pronounced. I know it's "No")

So stainer finally did the counter attack then

Underrated comment

Japan: Just chilling Kazakh: stop stop Stopppp Spain: -_-

Mexico going fucking crazy

And Malaya: no stop Mughals ha Japan no stop Mughals ha Japan no stop Mughals ha Japan

When I saw Afghanistan tag switch to Mughals I was like ohno