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I Went to Prison Repeatedly Due to Bad Life Choices - Nirvana
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Комментарии : 2 тыс.   
@theguythatasked6400
@theguythatasked6400 4 года назад
“Your oven is no longer ovening” The technical term “ovening” is amazing
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
Tahmas LOL, the tech support has no other way to define it, it seems😅
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 4 года назад
I think you mean your closet is no longer heating your clothes
@undefined771
@undefined771 4 года назад
1Kth like
@undefined771
@undefined771 4 года назад
1000th like
@silverdarksilver609
@silverdarksilver609 4 года назад
NERD I’m just kidding :)
@sneezu
@sneezu 4 года назад
"death just got lucky, if i was 60 years younger _i would have beat his ass_ " my fav gray quote so far
@prowlersx5131
@prowlersx5131 4 года назад
Indeed
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
big goober death feared Gray😂
@ColinTimmins
@ColinTimmins 4 года назад
If I can manage to live to 100 that’ll be my grave marking...
@qwertasdzx6991
@qwertasdzx6991 4 года назад
Ohhhhh u sayed a potey word oooohhhhhhhhh
@sazuna4024
@sazuna4024 4 года назад
Very high up there definitely!
@trashbeetle5121
@trashbeetle5121 4 года назад
"These round-tip vibrating swords are mine now!" *You were too happy.*
@hanna-eg2nm
@hanna-eg2nm 4 года назад
i just burst out laughing and my mums like 'yo you good'
@the_cursed_7775
@the_cursed_7775 4 года назад
I literally felt pain to my stomach laughing
@louisebabe9378
@louisebabe9378 4 года назад
Lol
@randomcommenter7900
@randomcommenter7900 4 года назад
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@uselesslemon9858
@uselesslemon9858 4 года назад
H m m m m m m m m m m m m m
@PadmeNaberrie
@PadmeNaberrie 4 года назад
I got to 93 years And my last words were "This is bullsh*t"
@lollipop96537
@lollipop96537 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@unitedstatesofamerica3016
@unitedstatesofamerica3016 3 года назад
I mean the last time I died I said that and I rose up from the dead again,
@tomhardy2621
@tomhardy2621 3 года назад
This seriously is bullsh*t 😂😂😂😂
@tomhardy2621
@tomhardy2621 3 года назад
I made a joke UwU
@shinpowerpelt
@shinpowerpelt 3 года назад
i also reached 93, with my last words being 'That b****'
@neonstuff655
@neonstuff655 4 года назад
"you call it blood I call it human paint" That is smart...
@chalkwarrior5542
@chalkwarrior5542 4 года назад
is it sad that i thought the blood was from the people Clair killed
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
LucyEstLex i thought it was ketchup
@blue_decay3781
@blue_decay3781 4 года назад
I’m guessing you’re both men
@ipapachubbs8609
@ipapachubbs8609 4 года назад
@@blue_decay3781 Oh man, can't think of anything else it could be.
@neonstuff655
@neonstuff655 4 года назад
@Nguyen Pham just why?
@HurricaneBlade1
@HurricaneBlade1 4 года назад
"Clair is like, the worst name for an assassin." Wouldn't that technically make it an amazing name for an assassin? The whole point is they never expect it.
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 4 года назад
no because you're not broadcasting your name to your targets or I hope you're not
@potato.h330
@potato.h330 4 года назад
Well it would if you meet people who are or related to cops. Nobody thinks of assassins having a cult and naming the child Clair. Do they now?
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 4 года назад
@@potato.h330 still doesn't matter like they're not gonna find out if you're an assassin based on your name alone other than finding out your history and relations which your name won't help you with
@BustThatNutChallenge
@BustThatNutChallenge 4 года назад
It doesn’t beat Maximo the Exterminator
@HurricaneBlade1
@HurricaneBlade1 4 года назад
@@BustThatNutChallenge Nothing should be allowed to beat Maximo the Exterminator.
@unicorn69
@unicorn69 4 года назад
**Lets a guy sleep on his bed then he doesn’t do anything** Gray: “What the hell, he was actually a good person?”
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 года назад
@Adison Desmarais *OH GOD-*
@SpairM
@SpairM 3 года назад
Curly Bug well hello there, fellow Hamiltrash
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 2 года назад
Yes, we watched the video as well.
@Wolfdette
@Wolfdette 4 года назад
“Did I die just because I wouldn’t stop living?” Well... yeah. That’s life
@kaysteed9540
@kaysteed9540 4 года назад
I love ur profile pic!!
@brinonymousredacted3809
@brinonymousredacted3809 4 года назад
“More Psychopathic fetuses Damnit” Yep that sounds like a typical sentence from gray
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
brinonymous Redacted fetuses born with Freddy Krueger's nails
@brinonymousredacted3809
@brinonymousredacted3809 4 года назад
@@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun freddys backstory in general
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
brinonymous Redacted and it's a nice one here
@balazscsotai8354
@balazscsotai8354 4 года назад
Or any Florida Man by that matter
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 4 года назад
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show ) make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults but also give the adults a pretty good life spam change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
@franktidepod8724
@franktidepod8724 4 года назад
Gray: "I managed to kill four different people in 75 years." *_T h o s e a r e r o o k i e n u m b e r s_*
@Mazj559
@Mazj559 4 года назад
Frank Tidepod yea we now he’s killed billion this is nothin
@susimpasta2817
@susimpasta2817 4 года назад
@@Mazj559 r/youngpeopleyoutube
@comicreader3875
@comicreader3875 4 года назад
@@Mazj559 r/ihadastroke
@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu 4 года назад
We gotta pump those numbers up
@pastelstalker
@pastelstalker 4 года назад
Has he not seem these beautiful assassin skillz?
@truemaggot7472
@truemaggot7472 4 года назад
I actually spit out my drink in laughter when he picked said “you’ll never catch me alive, I’m a ninja” then it said “you got caught alive” absolutely died xD
@nataneryyyyy
@nataneryyyyy 3 года назад
69
@di4doesstuff792
@di4doesstuff792 3 года назад
70th like 😈
@Kid_Cat64
@Kid_Cat64 3 года назад
@@di4doesstuff792 you fool, i'm luigi
@sagegreen7385
@sagegreen7385 2 года назад
You’ll never catch me alive! *proceeds to death*
@Cobrablood16
@Cobrablood16 4 года назад
"he was a skilled infiltrator... no one would see him coming" ya he didnt see that truck coming either
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 4 года назад
You need to make a Sim named Maximo the Exterminator, and have him marry Clair the Exterminator in a home of murderers.
@thatoneerumpenthorn1512
@thatoneerumpenthorn1512 3 года назад
Google Poodle yesssssssssssss 😂
@tomhardy2621
@tomhardy2621 3 года назад
Yasss! Oof I'm late UnU
@beatrixashen3586
@beatrixashen3586 3 года назад
@@tomhardy2621 acctualy your not late your fashionably early
@ashleybarker5919
@ashleybarker5919 3 года назад
YAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSSSS
@china-rj4pg
@china-rj4pg 2 года назад
Ok
@Bambi58
@Bambi58 4 года назад
“It means I’m ready to bear your children” Eleven year olds when one direction was big
@stopstealingmyname3452
@stopstealingmyname3452 4 года назад
lol it was true in my school i was so confused why they were like that lmfao
@simi5558
@simi5558 2 года назад
lmaoooooo
@nouraelmanfoukh857
@nouraelmanfoukh857 3 года назад
"Your microwave is no longer microwaving" " Your oven is no longer ovening" *Hm yes, the floor is no longer flooring*
@ashleybarker5919
@ashleybarker5919 3 года назад
Help my window is no longer windowing 😫😫😫😩😩
@shim64
@shim64 3 года назад
The phone is no longer phoning.
@nouraelmanfoukh857
@nouraelmanfoukh857 3 года назад
The tv is no longer tv-ing
@SpairM
@SpairM 3 года назад
My table is no longer tableing, what do I do?
@shim64
@shim64 3 года назад
my eyes are no longer eyeing
@themaddoctor1741
@themaddoctor1741 4 года назад
“I’m an artist. You call it blood, I call it human paint” is a sentence I never expected to hear today but greatful I did
@claire0528
@claire0528 4 года назад
"Claire is like, the worst name for an assassin" I guess this isn't the career for me then.
@polarratt3214
@polarratt3214 4 года назад
Keeps the career, lives to 94 and has to be taken out by the Reaper himself!! lmao !!
@voidyll5582
@voidyll5582 4 года назад
Don’t worry, the Clair in the game doesn’t have an e
@donflamingo8375
@donflamingo8375 4 года назад
Are you by any chance related to Ben Shapiro.
@MattJDylan
@MattJDylan 4 года назад
The Claymore manga proves otherwise though...
@phylliswheelerd5709
@phylliswheelerd5709 4 года назад
Claire Shapiro My sisters name is Claire :P
@elgibby5
@elgibby5 4 года назад
"Soup smells like a dead corpse." As opposed to what, a living corpse? Great video as always, Gray! Thank you for all the laughs.
@muhammadfahmi2664
@muhammadfahmi2664 4 года назад
Yes a living corpse or called a zombie.
@mobcrusher99
@mobcrusher99 4 года назад
Wait... how does he know what a dead corpse smells? And isn’t saying dead corpse irrelevant because all cropses are dead
@isaiahf-d846
@isaiahf-d846 4 года назад
@@mobcrusher99 he's an assassin and the undead
@zyno3411
@zyno3411 4 года назад
I hate living corpses
@wannaastro4621
@wannaastro4621 4 года назад
MobCrusher99 redundant if that’s what you meant
@prof.sleeper
@prof.sleeper 4 года назад
At the mugging part, Claire was just like “Right back at you buckaroo” P.S. Yes, I do know it’s a dead meme but I just wanted to say it
@revenevan11
@revenevan11 3 года назад
She pulled an uno reverse card lol.
@bratscworpse
@bratscworpse 4 года назад
"A kid is trying to steal your toys!" Me: doesn't care "A kid is trying to steal your food!" Me: *Time to get the knife.*
@NecroticWes
@NecroticWes 4 года назад
Mídñíght Kuñ Accurate
@raidarthegunwizard4520
@raidarthegunwizard4520 4 года назад
Well, food is important to live so that's legit
@Vampparition
@Vampparition 4 года назад
Yeah
@gewibit7919
@gewibit7919 4 года назад
“ Someone slapped you “ *shrug* “Someone’s stealing your food!” *turns neck 360*
@bratscworpse
@bratscworpse 4 года назад
@@gewibit7919 xD
@hendog24
@hendog24 4 года назад
I need an episode of grays wife just to sit in and comment on his choices that he makes in the game
@feraldelight
@feraldelight 4 года назад
This would be EPIC!
@LilGamingYes
@LilGamingYes 4 года назад
How to ruin real lives, with Gray!
@stormy6529
@stormy6529 4 года назад
"Your microwave is no longer microwaving" "Your oven is no longer ovening" "I'll just sell it as an unsafe safe" " I'll just sell it as a small closet" *Me dying in the corner*
@errorcluckstv
@errorcluckstv 4 года назад
your dying in a corner is no longer dying in a cornering
@Delie4
@Delie4 4 года назад
@@errorcluckstv sell it as a faulty coffin
@wisteriaaconite1132
@wisteriaaconite1132 3 года назад
@Alexandre Bizot "I'll just sell it as an antique doll"
@WW1N73R
@WW1N73R 3 года назад
your stormy is no loner stormin
@certifiedbasicbee
@certifiedbasicbee 3 года назад
Your sun is not sunning
@ballooncutter7626
@ballooncutter7626 4 года назад
Me: Mom can we get bitlife? Mom: We have bitlife at home Bitlife at home:
@kirstya3108
@kirstya3108 4 года назад
Balloon Cutter 😭😂
@jdddff
@jdddff 4 года назад
*Id be fine with it*
@therileyk1361
@therileyk1361 3 года назад
It’s If BitLife had a twin
@ashleybarker5919
@ashleybarker5919 3 года назад
"U have found some rubbery swords :D"
@usernamesareconfusing7272
@usernamesareconfusing7272 3 года назад
I prefer Bitlife mom. But this is also okay.
@xxdarkparadise
@xxdarkparadise 4 года назад
"Is this like, a good rare, like winning the lottery? Or a bad rare, like.. I dunno, gonorrhea?" I'M DONE
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 4 года назад
" 15:27 when you're such a good assassin the grim reaper himself had to deal with you
@aesirofgames
@aesirofgames 4 года назад
How did those two meet? Maybe that’s why chara jumped into the mountain, too much space war.
@biancacastillo64
@biancacastillo64 4 года назад
"Death got lucky" My new favorite quote
@tlouitas
@tlouitas 2 года назад
“I’ll just sell it as a small closet.” -my short-ass sister after coming out
@LevonBlueoak
@LevonBlueoak 2 года назад
Damn
@KnellMortem
@KnellMortem 4 года назад
7:55 Ubisoft: But wait, that’s illegal.
@Koblac
@Koblac 4 года назад
I like how the poll only has 1 non-normal response. Or normal to Gray’s standards.
@jamespedrick4566
@jamespedrick4566 4 года назад
Hello And that’s the only one that anyone picked. I love democracy. Edit: Dang it, some people picked the other ones...
@rubedito8294
@rubedito8294 4 года назад
Yeah, who eats healthy these days?
@Scornbrand
@Scornbrand 4 года назад
Tbh I think it's a normal philosophical answer, confront your problems xD
@N12015
@N12015 4 года назад
@@jamespedrick4566 We're a bunch of psycopats.
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
Hello the first four are blasphemy here😂
@felinecube4953
@felinecube4953 4 года назад
So one of my cats is the splitting image of Spleens.
@superdragon0508
@superdragon0508 4 года назад
Eclectic Arbophile literally If I ever get a cat I’m naming it spleens I don’t even care
@felinecube4953
@felinecube4953 4 года назад
Worthy aspirations!
@tamarasorbo1550
@tamarasorbo1550 4 года назад
Amazing XD I love it
@tasht6072
@tasht6072 4 года назад
@Heccin Spiders lmao this made me smile for some reason
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад
Eclectic Arbophile what breed is she?
@charlescalvin6281
@charlescalvin6281 3 года назад
6:36 Your house is no longer housing.
@okialy9636
@okialy9636 3 года назад
10:34 "i burn you?" "you melt me."
@gracerogge9768
@gracerogge9768 4 года назад
"Claire the exterminator cares not about her unibrow"
@saoirsemcglynn9586
@saoirsemcglynn9586 4 года назад
Same quote of the year
@colewhitlow9506
@colewhitlow9506 4 года назад
"We need to die in more stupid ways" Gray 2019
@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339
@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339 4 года назад
Cole Whitlow We need to keep the population down
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
Cole Whitlow dumb ways to die anybody?
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 4 года назад
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show ) make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults but also give the adults a pretty good life spam change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 4 года назад
Melanie Martinez’s daughter: tiffany Martinez
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 3 года назад
@Tsuyu Asui That was one year ago💀
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 3 года назад
@Tsuyu Asui it’s fine 👹🤚
@jordyndavidson3825
@jordyndavidson3825 3 года назад
@@cybxrrrdiva It don’t matter B) Props to you ✨ Lmao
@cybxrrrdiva
@cybxrrrdiva 3 года назад
@@jordyndavidson3825 🤣
@duckling_soup
@duckling_soup 3 года назад
Lol
@ronhelbon9916
@ronhelbon9916 4 года назад
Top 3 final words number one: "not funny" number two: "these round tip vibrating swords are mine" number three: "ill just sell it as a small closet"
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 2 года назад
what's the point of this
@silverthehero1295
@silverthehero1295 4 года назад
Spike TV: Had a show called 1000 Ways to Die. Gray: *cracks knuckles* “Hold my beer.”
@feraldelight
@feraldelight 4 года назад
YES!!! 🤣
@williamfalls
@williamfalls 4 года назад
Seth MacFarlane: *makes Million Ways to Die in the West* Gray: *dies from not liking Death's joke*
@StardustCorvid
@StardustCorvid 4 года назад
no it's hold my Bud light
@plasmaticlmao
@plasmaticlmao 4 года назад
“More phycopathic fetuses damnit!” Love it
@milqueteaa
@milqueteaa 4 года назад
Psychopathic *
@plasmaticlmao
@plasmaticlmao 4 года назад
Enakoii >:(
@jedispiders7204
@jedispiders7204 4 года назад
Never before have I witnessed such an epic reaction to a first period
@legendofgaming3851
@legendofgaming3851 4 года назад
I love how it took him a year to grab someone's arm
@travisertl8231
@travisertl8231 4 года назад
“He asked you politely for your money but he has a knife so you should be careful” reminds me of the time I got jumped by a guy with an empty bottle, and after he hit me with it he just stood there, so I just ran away...
@16taysia
@16taysia 4 года назад
@12:40 he was NAKED! WHERE WAS HE KEEPING HIS MONEY?! 😂😂😂
@notcool4801
@notcool4801 4 года назад
I edited this comment so the replies make no sense
@bukowskifamily7728
@bukowskifamily7728 4 года назад
Hundredth like
@catharticreverie
@catharticreverie 4 года назад
he doesn't have to be alive while naked in the street
@notcool4801
@notcool4801 4 года назад
*sees amount of likes* what the hell happened here?
@raidenmosier2488
@raidenmosier2488 4 года назад
This happened to me but my mom also moved in with me after they got divorced
@salemmuhammad3536
@salemmuhammad3536 4 года назад
@@catharticreverie makes sense
@AngryLuigiSMB
@AngryLuigiSMB 3 года назад
5:17 Honk The Horn. H E H H E H .
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 4 года назад
We're back with the only RU-vidr that can have the same intro template for every video and still be funny...it's GrayStillPlays. NEW VIDEO DAMMIT
@343sinbad
@343sinbad 4 года назад
yes cuser its awesome damit :) :D
@leet1894
@leet1894 4 года назад
Please add Claire the Exterminator to the sims
@linklink3008
@linklink3008 3 года назад
*Clair
@davidunde
@davidunde 3 года назад
CLAIRE THE EXTERMINATOR Takes the competition to Death!
@ilusso_it
@ilusso_it 3 года назад
Google: did u mean simp?
@dogogamer4180
@dogogamer4180 3 года назад
0:57 Literally any man's reaction to this 😂
@maceespanol6392
@maceespanol6392 3 года назад
Nobody: Not even a single soul: GrayStillPlays: Michael Cocks 11:13
@aundersave
@aundersave 4 года назад
8:01 “Yes this is totally my blood”
@saoirsemcglynn9586
@saoirsemcglynn9586 4 года назад
Totaly
@datpixiegirl1920
@datpixiegirl1920 4 года назад
"Howdy." - I just KNEW death was a fellow Texan! He definitely has a concealed carry license.
@ahyesexistence1586
@ahyesexistence1586 3 года назад
15:35 This is the most badass woman on planet earth. Staring death down and telling him his joke wasn't funny
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Год назад
Absolutely insane to do that. Gray will die early in the next life as punishment for annoying the grim reaper
@sennlukas
@sennlukas 3 года назад
"You were born to a cult of assassins." Gray: best life for a child. * *laughs in Zoldyck* *
@arcalyte4905
@arcalyte4905 3 года назад
*Laughs in getting the reference*
@AppulightningYT
@AppulightningYT 3 года назад
@Verris *laughs in not getting the reference*
@sennlukas
@sennlukas 3 года назад
@@AppulightningYT *laughs in superior bloodline and train of thought*
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS 4 года назад
Last words of Clair the Exterminator: Not funny, didn't laugh
@smellslikechicken6622
@smellslikechicken6622 3 года назад
Bet she said it about callmecarson being not funny
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 года назад
Gray: "In fact, how do I even have a house? I was in a cardboard box." Me: I thought your character was in prison. 🤔
@HALberdier17
@HALberdier17 4 года назад
But they were in a cardboard box before they went to prison.
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 4 года назад
ben trimble and he was sent to jail for running someone over which makes you wonder where the HELL did he get the car
@panthor109thabest7
@panthor109thabest7 4 года назад
@@sunkiller5682 probably his assassination targets car and house
@lebondi2752
@lebondi2752 4 года назад
Remember that he made a business out of cardboard boxes as houses
@matthewhayward6072
@matthewhayward6072 3 года назад
imagine the parents finding their kid dead with a bunch of those lmao
@saltywafflez5133
@saltywafflez5133 4 года назад
I’d love to see what Gray would do in Bitlife.
@scooterboii4145
@scooterboii4145 4 года назад
I just started watching and not even 10 seconds into this video I hear “We’re back in the only game where you can die at age 5 from your heart exploding because your a psychopath...” that’s when you know it’s gonna be a good video
@lain-ih6jj
@lain-ih6jj 4 года назад
I was going to do a nirvana pun, but nevermind.
@Snxzzy
@Snxzzy 4 года назад
bruh sound effect #2
@thatthinginaplace5709
@thatthinginaplace5709 4 года назад
NO
@MattJDylan
@MattJDylan 4 года назад
I actually really liked the joke 😂
@sarah28370
@sarah28370 4 года назад
Hey, wait!
@the_loud_one9883
@the_loud_one9883 4 года назад
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssseeee
@johnathanswarchts402
@johnathanswarchts402 3 года назад
14:04 CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE ... But not for me >:)
@revi2364
@revi2364 4 года назад
4:04 A cardboard box? METAL GEAR SOLID INTENSIFIES
@somedamnthingidfk9644
@somedamnthingidfk9644 4 года назад
I’m a girl. Game: The boy you like says you have a bloody stain on your pants. Me: I feel you Clair
@renakunisaki
@renakunisaki 4 года назад
Tell him it's the blood of your enemies. Or, my autocorrect suggests blood of Jesus.
@Tirryna
@Tirryna 4 года назад
@@renakunisaki XD!!!! Good grief!!!
@Tirryna
@Tirryna 4 года назад
Every young girl's nightmare.... luckily, when you get into about your late 20's it's more about the stain than embarrassment...
@saoirsemcglynn9586
@saoirsemcglynn9586 4 года назад
She probable just sat on her enemy's in trump
@rm2915
@rm2915 3 года назад
I would've said "You're next"
@potatopants4691
@potatopants4691 4 года назад
Praise gray for uploading a video every day for literal years
@lalah3924
@lalah3924 4 года назад
12:04 How could the naked guy pay you when you found him naked? He definitely stole something.
@crowsandm2263
@crowsandm2263 10 месяцев назад
I played Nirvana recently and now they have a Nightmare life pack - where you’re literally born into a living nightmare, with haunted dolls and werewolves and cults that will turn you into a virgin sacrifice. Seems like something you’d like, Gray! (the game mode, not the actual sacrificing…obviously)
@bradydorvil2868
@bradydorvil2868 4 года назад
(Gets blood on pants) IM READY TO BEAR CHILDREN!
@crocadillius6418
@crocadillius6418 4 года назад
3:25 “this is the way”
@cyruszzz4836
@cyruszzz4836 4 года назад
1:43 Exciting* it was exiting lmaoo-
@someoneelse6900
@someoneelse6900 3 года назад
5:39 bug detected
@ChaoticUrges
@ChaoticUrges 4 года назад
8:16 Let's hope he wasn't someone she was interested in having a kid with
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 4 года назад
man do i feel bad for that kid that kid is going to be depressed and suicidal from the second born
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown 4 года назад
No one: No one ever: Gray’s fans: TO SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU STAB THEM!
@Wm7forthewin
@Wm7forthewin 4 года назад
lol
@mobcrusher99
@mobcrusher99 4 года назад
That is the only way to solve problems. All other forms of solving problems are meaningless
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown
@ZirconiumPantsTeardown 4 года назад
MobCrusher99 XD
@addiemariesimon1356
@addiemariesimon1356 4 года назад
hey grey i have a challenge for you that puts complete misery for sims and would be hysterical for us and is completely up your alley please make a video of this k first create 6 adult sims and 2 boys who are kids name the adult sims... janitor, maid, butler, mother, house cleaner and mop bucket and name the 2 kids .... Finn and Jorge (to represent Finn and Jorge from Disney bunked they were the 2 messy and gross characters on the bunked show ) make the kids life spam extremely long then the adults but also give the adults a pretty good life spam change the traits of the adults to .... hate cleaning, lazy, hate children, and make it so that way all characters have these types of character traits then change the character traits of the kids to ... messy, not responsible, lazy, and traits like these create a house that has a kid bedroom for each kid and a master bedroom for the mother and a small bedroom for each adult sim and have 3 grills and 3 stoves and 3 big drink bars and a fire system with tons and tons of sprinklers especially around the stoves and grills and make it all on one floor and make it as tight space as it can get and have everything fit inside the house do not put any showers, toilets, baths, sinks, dishwasher, trash cans, refrigerator, pools, washer, dryer, fireplace, candles, fireworks, closet, wardrobe holders, mirrors, or anything like these once everyone is inside the house lock the doors for everyone and give all sims the minimum amount of clothes as posable and once you hit start make sure that send all of the adults to make a different grand meal then have each adult make 6 drinks each then let the fun begin i promise this will have you nonstop laughing and through out the day the more and more you think about it it just gets funnier when you replay it in your mind trust me this had me laughing all day long
@bofum5367
@bofum5367 4 года назад
13:04 nice age there
@eggnogperson
@eggnogperson 4 года назад
"That's the best name I've ever had in my life!" Grey - 2019 Ah yes, I've just been born and have had a single name so? Technically the Truth?
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 2 года назад
@@Mirrorman12 shut up you stale bread slice
@captain_kadaver
@captain_kadaver 4 года назад
An event in the haunted house will start a zombie apocalypse
@EhrenCG
@EhrenCG 4 года назад
1:36 Sounds... EXITING? Guess I'd better leave!
@0RatedChess
@0RatedChess 3 года назад
“Yay!” “You’re too happy!” Truck: Here’s comes Johnny!
@cookoo4cocopuffs221
@cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 года назад
3:45 KamehameHAAAAAAAA
@omilloharris7945
@omilloharris7945 4 года назад
"My oven just stopped ovening" Grey 2019
@omilloharris7945
@omilloharris7945 4 года назад
"My air conditioner is no longer air conditioning
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 4 года назад
EnderNoob 21 Gray: my oven is no longer ovening
@itsbea3859
@itsbea3859 4 года назад
"I went to prison repeatedly due to bad life choices" is my favourite Nirvana song.
@gamingandstuffwithdinos1386
@gamingandstuffwithdinos1386 4 года назад
7:45 no the chicken is medium rare
@TheBogbo
@TheBogbo 4 года назад
3:01 “sharing is caring and I don’t care”
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Год назад
- gray
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 4 года назад
Did someone with Depression write this game because they keep dying from "You were too happy."
@cosmicwolfstar2349
@cosmicwolfstar2349 4 года назад
Gray is back with more ways to kill people :> Edit: WTF? What with the likes? 🤣👌
@tnott_gabee
@tnott_gabee 4 года назад
Amen brother
@johnkeating2198
@johnkeating2198 4 года назад
YAY can't wait!
@aaazedo9460
@aaazedo9460 4 года назад
Rubbery flapy colorful sword killed someone só...... Yeah ,more ways to kill poeple
@alexanderthegreat3444
@alexanderthegreat3444 4 года назад
I keep liking and unliking this comment i dont know why but I'm not gonna stop
@cosmicwolfstar2349
@cosmicwolfstar2349 4 года назад
Alexander the great 123 That’s what we call dedication.
@kaibustamante2260
@kaibustamante2260 3 года назад
2:28 I want ALL the Naruto fans to like. Including me
@havingteawiththedevil
@havingteawiththedevil 4 года назад
If i were born into a family of assassins, I’m living my absolute best damn life.
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 4 года назад
13:28 Cougar level: Sabertooth.
@TheFlipsta97
@TheFlipsta97 4 года назад
Is you account a reference to AC for answer? That's awesome!
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 4 года назад
@@TheFlipsta97 Yes. Yes, it is.
@TheFlipsta97
@TheFlipsta97 4 года назад
@@nocount7517 Awesome.
@phoenixwright784
@phoenixwright784 4 года назад
Clair the exterminator should become a new reoccurring character on the sims, as one of the few rivals for Florida Man.
@chrisbourquin5771
@chrisbourquin5771 Год назад
Only 4 people were killed. I didn't expect to see such rookie numbers from Gray.
@jacksetliff1829
@jacksetliff1829 4 года назад
"A little hepatitis never hurt anyone!" That's amazing!!!
@FYNLMAO
@FYNLMAO 4 года назад
I'm glad RU-vid recommended u to me
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 4 года назад
IshmE another joins the cult of gray.
@FYNLMAO
@FYNLMAO 4 года назад
@@sunkiller5682 yes
@bkpskits359
@bkpskits359 4 года назад
Im suprised , he gets demonetized so often that that never happens 😂
@SnailSlugSlut
@SnailSlugSlut 4 года назад
10:00
@dinosaur7775
@dinosaur7775 4 года назад
At 0:24 thats my teachers name Tiffany Martinez i see her at period 2 and 5
@jmsb1205
@jmsb1205 3 года назад
2:33 omg tanjiro 😂
@TheRedbackSpyder
@TheRedbackSpyder 3 года назад
"How about a new haircut?" If I do this am I gonna die? I died of laughter at this
@commentsection-chan
@commentsection-chan 4 года назад
How did you miss the Assassins Creed thing at 2:52 That was so funny
@Ellie_420
@Ellie_420 Год назад
Hiding with some strangers
@osc1147
@osc1147 4 года назад
10:22 lmao
@JordanSantiago
@JordanSantiago 4 года назад
6:52 MAXIMO THE EXTERMINATOR, YOUR LIFE ENDS HERE
@Bob.poopy.pants.
@Bob.poopy.pants. 4 года назад
Top 10 Best quotes of 2019 - 2020: "you call it blood I call it human paint"
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 года назад
"Welcome to the only game where your heart explode at the age of 5 because you're a psychopath, it's Nirvana". Ironically Nirvana is Heaven while this game is hell😂
@sebastiansanchez3837
@sebastiansanchez3837 4 года назад
4:16 anybody know the song
@gamingrainbowandothers293
@gamingrainbowandothers293 Год назад
No
@kokichiouma1062
@kokichiouma1062 3 года назад
You: I WAS BORN INTO A CULT OF ASSASSINS Me: My name is Killua Zolyck. I come from a family of assassins.
@katpersona982
@katpersona982 3 года назад
Grey: I got my first kill at seventeen! Killua Zoldyck: That's cute
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