Jerma's best bits always come from the shittiest games because he'll talk about anything at all to avoid actually playing the game. Pretty accurate for Jerma overall actually tbh
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 "Okay if we play for like... 2 hours and it's not good we'll pivot" *Game is not good* *Still streams 3 times for 4 hours*
He has this moment (sometimes many moments) in every game where he’s like “huh?!?! what?!?! huh?!?!?” and gets upset at chat like we’re giving him false info. And it always ends with him like “OMG! I was doing that the whole time. WTF!”
@@stpblo3676 fr like 80 percent of the time were actively trying to get him to make progress and its like hes dyslexic or something reading words in like jumbled up order, poor man has some intense ADHD
@@ddqwf heh. you forget there's like 5000 people 'actively trying to get him to make progress' - hard to follow what people are saying when a thousand people are telling you one thing, another thousand are arguing with you, two thousand are calling you names and another thousand are spamming memes. and there's like 5 guys trying to format proper advice that's another other than "STUPID DO THE OTHER THING" or "DUMBASS GO THE OTHER WAY". ya'll don't give jerma enough credit for handling everyone's bullshit!
"Jerma, mormons get their own planet after they die" "Wow that sounds sick, dude! Wait can I join?" "Jerma, muslims have dinner with God and he gives everyone the best French champagne in all of heaven" "Damn I want that too!" I'm surprised he doesn't get kidnapped by the "candy van" at like age 40
Safety video where Jerma works on an engine while meticulously following a RU-vid tutorial. Cut to evening as he's wiping his forehead with a smile, latching the hood shut; his whole garage explodes. "Tutorials are fine. Professionals are better."
then jerma comes on and explains his profession as a murderer, expressing how unfortunate it would be if someone inexperienced tried to fill in for him
jerma immediately saying that hes surprised it starts with a hand grenade, clearly not understanding that mythbusters were all about huge explosions also i dont think jerma has watched a single goddamn second of this show if you want their best one, look up dynamite in a cement truck. its like a cartoon explosion but it could obliterate you to smitherines
It’s been about a decade since I last saw Mythbusters, bu I don’t recall them ever doing celebrity segments either. Of course, pretending to know about a TV show he’s never watched is pure Jerma
@@juliomontoya8824 i remember on one episode of mythbusters adam savage was testing whether or not your balls inflate if you pump your peehole with a bike pump
Jerma builds an elaborate scenario of his assassination being dependent on a genie or the devil when he has *infinite* money. There is no fighting over that. Just give everyone *infinite* money and then money is no longer a thing that controls anything.
@@acblook But I feel like that would be the point? Make money mean nothing, and make people value merrits, self-worth, and all that good abstract stuff instead. What are the peeps in charge gonna do? Make a new kind of money and disvalue the old one? If we're talking magic logic, you would have an infinite amount of that money too since the old money would no longer count as money, which contradicts the terms of the infinite money.
@@someguyino yeah exactly just instantly make everyone's savings dissapear and the only people who can buy food are people who already own a lot of things that are worth something and anyone who's been responsibly saving up money to make purchases instantly loses everything they've worked for. Then everyone will all laugh and smile together and value self-worth in a big happy circle together. Just like in Venezuela! Infinite inflation for the win
He’s got a point about heaven: how am I gonna crank my angelic hog in the golden lands of the great beyond if meemaw is always breathing down my heavenly neck? Jerma’s description of heaven sounds like some kind of Twilight Zone switcheroo situation where it’s actually just Hell
What he forgot to account for is that meemaw has her own harem up there and she's too busy living it like Cleopatra with male angels feeding her grapes and massaging her feet to even care about what you're doing
I cant get over chat somehow convincing jerma to come back with a tub of icecream and then he DOES? why does he do this?? and then he's blaming himself for freezer burn icecream...
Soda with way less sugar should definitely be more common. You can buy stuff like that at place like Whole Foods, but they don't have those where I live anymore and they're way more expensive.
Jermas math for a year of mcdonalds was actually psychopathic dude could have just done one week of cost times 52 and been ok but he chose some weird ass route
39:35 but if you think about it, what more noble of an act than to gift your own salvation, your own eternal paradise, to someone else? It doesn’t get any more selfless than that
i've heard about this game and in my mind it was like portal (as in good), but seeing this playthrough made me think "this is like antichamber but more boring"
@@adicted52427 holy crap, you know about antichamber, i thought i was the only one... do you remember a game called "white lullaby" with the creepy worm people that are afraid of light
24:03 It's like when I purchased a DXRacer at PAX South, and then had to navigate it through the streets of San Antonio to get back to my car It didnt even fit, I had to sit on it inside a Whataburger while people stared at me through the windows, waiting for my buddy's truck
I like how quickly Jerma went from "oh what would I even do with infinite money, money can only get you so much" to "If I had infinite money I'd go on a massive 5 year bender and do the most insane shit" Truly the duality of man
my understanding of heaven is just a big viking party where everyone drinks and eats and has a great time (just like real life vikings) but the names are replaced with christian names. it's like hogwarts main hall but mixed with the ending of skyrim
Jerma is the guy that breaks down on the highway after driving through the desert and manages to get off the radiator cap, blasting it under his jaw into his brain and scalding him with the searing hot engine coolant vapors.
My step-dad taught me how to change a tire... 3 days later one of my tires mysteriously got a flat when I got back to my car after a college class. I seriously do not know if I should be thankful, or fear that the dude is a psychopath. True story. The real fear is winging it and driving on a freeway right after. Always worrying that tire would just fly off at any moment. By the way, there was literally nothing wrong with that flat tire.
That's a very step father kind of story. Reminds me of my Dad's pilot teacher who pulled the keys out of the ignition (or the plane equivalent), killing the engine/power in midair so my Dad could prove his qualification.
@@Faucetofstone Ok that's significantly worse. lol. My mom at some point in her childhood got Tekkened by her step dad into a pool to teach her to swim. People are so fucking callous.
