If American Psycho were about Programmers 

WoW,u r cool

This was expertly done... except, for a group of elitists, they were using surprisingly mundane keyboards. Amazon? Cherry-brand switches? HHKB? I'd expect them to have fully custom boards with exotic switches and knobs and OLED screens, in a staggered-column ergo layout, and doubleshot PBT MT3 caps.

This is perfect

Amazing

i have not watched American physco but im sure this is how it went

Kai ikr I thought they’ve applied original movie’s voice

His channel is Captain Sinbad, he makes good content, go check him out if you want

That's what I came to say! If I close my eyes it's like I have American psycho playing haha

Right, completely nailed it

i was getting a keanux vibe

Lol, underrated comment

Actually, Sea-urchin seviche is also from the original, implying that programmers did not know any other fancy seafood cources. This is a subtle nod to the fact that programmers don't eat seafood or something. Idk, im not a programmer.

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

What about Paul?

:skull:

Very true

He is Captain Sinbad(Nikhil Pandey), He used to be a actor but is a self improvement yter rn who does skits on the dl

Let's see Paul Allen's impression

Indeed! I thought they used AI to get Bale’s voice lol! Amazing actor!

The voice and facial expressions are perfect

As a fellow unlabeld keyboard enjoyer, that part really got me

@@michaelbones8322 A keyboard with no keys?

@@michaelbones8322 Impressive. Very nice.

I thought "wouldn't it be more sylish if the keys were engraved or something?" then I realized I was focused on the wrong thing.

@@futurestoryteller A true coder doesn't need to see the keys. They're simply an extension of his body.

Oddy Stef or indian.

@@NoVaZzE999 Indians are Asian

@bagaea lmao genetically

@bagaea You can only be Geographically Asian. There is no genetics involved. Asia is a very large continent, you do realise that?

@bagaea da fuq are you on? Drugs lmao??

also my favorite :D

Me too.

Rest in peace ☮️

Not a programmer, but not having the keys labeled feels like an insane flex

Dude, that's easy to do, when I buy a keyboard, you give me 6 months and letters on the keys disappears

vapes are bad for you too tbf

@@tsunami870 No you missed the point entirely. In the movie he's smoking a cigarette and here it's a vape. 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

@@tsunami870 Just trying to help you out big dog

​@@Godlikegren ​ Love it when someone points out a totally irrelevant detail and then lashes out when people are confused by his irrelevant comment

It was a nice detail but best was "OMG! The keys aren't even labeled." And that song LOL.

The business cards absolutely were varied. They used different tyopgraphy and shades of gray. Next you're gonna tell me that all the Patek Phillipe watches look the same.

@@evelynashe8701 yeah but only typography nerds would notice the differences, the same way only keyboard enthusiasts would notice the subtle differences. anyone outside of their respective worlds wouldn't notice and also wouldn't think it was worth the distress Bateman showed

@@mugiwara-no-luffy The eggshell paper indentation was abundantly clear to cultured people

@@mugiwara-no-luffy Wrong. Bone + Scillian Rail is obviously very distinguishable even at a glance. It is the superior card.

​@@evelynashe8701 Anyone with a discerning eye can't help but take note of the unique aesthetic of Patek Phillipe watches. The way the light catches on the intricate detail of the face, the way the leather strap hugs the wrist just so. It's a sign of true refinement and sophistication, something that just can't be replicated by a... Omega.

Owen Hu impressive, very nice

It's Captain Sinbad, all his impressions are hilarious on his channel.

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s actor

I have to return some video tapes

Very nice

The dramatic drag was 👌

I think in the movie he was using a crack pipe

Zoomers, after all.

@@KulaGGin these are millennials

It's so good 💀

I am now using an onop unlabelled keyboard . I hope i get all they girls now.

I know all the letter keys but sometimes I gotta remember where some of the symbols are like [] {} ° ¿ I need my labels lol

best one

I legit snorted

likes

He fantasies about scamming old people instead of murdering women like og Bateman

He is arabic not Indian

@@abdulrahmanmohammed7558 Nah he is Indian. The guy has his own youtube channel

@@satya7198 in video his name was nakheel that an Arabic for fact

It most likely referring to an alternate internet protocol

Goddamn 💀

Might be he was working on that project

impressive

lmao thats what i was thinking

I think that's the point. The business cards in the original weren't special either.

The biggest joke is that their switches fucking suck and keyboard enthusiasts don't like them (usually). just like in the original scene where the graphic design on their business cards was mediocre at best.

@@l1p0vI mean maybe for the first 2 keyboards. But the 2 hhkb’s at the end though? Most keyboard enthusiasts would label them as endgame. And I can’t blame them, it’s my endgame as well lol. There is no mechanical switch that can compare to the tactility of the torpe.

@@alex99x99x Fair, but in the video they say the second-to-last one's got Cherry Green switches, which as you know isn't what comes in an HHKB. So I just viewed the keyboards in the video as props, rather than as self-same with what they are in reality.

EinerJeti where did you see that?

@321Ian123 There are some major differences - mainly that coders of a certain tier can't sit at a desk doing nothing all day coasting in position given to them by their relative. The characters in American Psycho literally do nothing most of the day and just network with other business people. A programmer is eventually going to be held accountable and expected to commit some code. Coders are also more direct in their insults as a lot are on the spectrum, Wall Street guys are more secretive and deceptive. I don't think tech people are getting confused about each-others' names whereas that really could happen in the types of environments depicted in American Psycho.

@@coomservative I mean, Wall Street people do work too. Handling an account involves making sure the clients dont pull their money. Also, like these Silicon Valley guys, the Wall Street guys in American Psycho went to high-ranking schools like Harvard and Yale which is exceedingly difficult to get into. And as to your comment about Silicon Valley people being less deceptive, just look at Mark Zuckerberg as proof that these guys are just as ruthless as anyone on the S&P 500.

That's funny coz Gavin Belson is in the OG scene.

@@coomservative Actual wallstreet guys are not deceptive at all. Clearly, you've never been on the floor.

I noticed this because the hand sliding the keyboard over was white, but the hands in the original come from the wrong direction since they shot it separately just like this sketch. So they matched the inaccuracies too, just wow.

let's see Paul Allen's impersonation...

Underrated Tweet

yeah the voice is fantastic

That was the joke, in the movie all of their cards were the same to everyone they'd show them to, too.

@@KulaGGin no they were clearly different you people just can't understand perfection

@@Rex-X-Dark The designer Linus Boman made a RU-vid-video about the cards. He goes over each single one in detail (font, design, etc.) They all have a typo in the company name.

@@Freestylefisch as I said perfection

They are not all the same. The switches and rings inside are different.

Not even close.

@@goldengold8568 it was literally tit for tat. you have a bad eye for talent

He would have said: Nice

oscar? cringe worthy you mean.

@@pranavp6139 Oh poor Pranav, you've yet to truly get over the day your only friend abandoned you.

We are born of the beans, made men by the beans and undone by the beans.

For all you know it is Christian Bale.

Let's see paul allen's impression

"impressions" ;)

@@beepbeep7583 nice Bloodborne reference bro

Exactly my thoughts. It was so spot on I was confused

I realized its perfectly on point, but also sounds so close to Peter Thiel I have concerns.

Chill out everyone, he's just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

His voice was on point. Impressive stuff

Paul Allen was on point too

Got me so hard

I now feel superior having blank keycaps!

Imagine labeling them manually and using external software to change your keybindings so you can literally map any button to any functionality

@@omerresnikoff3565 wouldnt be hard to do

@@omerresnikoff3565 or just change the keycaps around like a normie. Or laser etch your own keycaps with the cnc laser bench you built

Literally had to pause the video to find the differences, and it is a perfect parallel to the business card scene. Also as a business owner in a blue collar field I find the whole thing ridiculously hilarious, it's a business card, it's a keyboard, get over it.

@@johncantrell9993 outstanding parallel, they are different, they do have individuality, I can even explain exactly why the first one was clearly a poser's choice and why the last one was so imressive

What? THE SAME? The switches are different. Totally different product. Dont catch a chainsaw man

@@L1Q well the last one is an hhkb. I dont know why the video said green switches, they are famous for their topre use

only the last one is different, the keys are not labeled

DeSinc long time no see, didn’t expect to bump into y here :D

That is an odd place to see you

Oi where's those HL2 tips and tricks vids?

Bunnyhop into obscurity. Why did you delete the PewDiePie video

Love you dad.

Let's see Paul Allen impression of Christian Bale...

He would come second to this guy just like Chaplin did

Garetaha Bale

Yeah. But Buddhist Bale will nail it.

Me too!

@@user-jp3ru1dw3k I didn't know until I read this.

The words are different.

@@rainawareness1495 No really ....

His name is captain sinbad

His voice is spot on Christian Bale

@@adityasinghjadoun6675 How am I hearing about him only now?

@@oldtimebooks5378 I'm sure there are hundreds of people you haven't heard of

At first I thought it was dubbed audio

Well he's an actor

imitating Batman

@@joshgreen194 also a youtuber. Captain Sinbad check him out he's actually really funny and inciteful.

@@darraghosullivan6056 lol that's how I know he's an actor

@@ThomasGroshong dattebayoman

@@somename5632 LMFAO

@@somename5632 obviously he doesn’t really look like him, just his facial expressions were identical with him in that scene

@@bennettsalt and also the voice

He used to act a long time ago, he said so himself

I was thinking the same thing. Good job with the impression!

That part was so hilarious. It might be in reference to the movie, where it sounds like the actors know what they are talking about, but it’s just a bunch of jargon.

Dude, amazing Patrick Bateman impression😂. Freaking spot on!!

@@livingspiritual333 thanks my friend

Really, keep up doing these, the voice is incredibly accurate and the expressions as well. Bale is just slightly more expressive, but I noticed that because I've watched the movie probably 10+ times and know every scene by heart... And now it's time for another American Psycho night 😅

I love you

Captain you will be in Hollywood

In the movie they were all wearing suits, so it fits that they all are dressed pretty much identically.

Wait so this is... actually how things go down?lmao

@@foolishyish no. We hate mechanical boards and "devs" that use them tend to be straight out of university with no experience. They get pushed off into the corners, and or basement and are given projects we don't need to ever have finished.

It sets the rhythm for your coding session. Very important

@@Dead_Goat Actually coming from someone whos entire family is in the computer science industry I think that is fucking cap. Legit everyone uses whatever keyboard they want: from a shitty keyboard from the early 2000s to a laptop keyboard to mechanical ones they don't really care about the other peoples stuff they just use whatever they want. Also if your company is pushing people into corners with shit projects please comment the company name so I can never be employed there.

what? when does that happen in this scene?

Did you know that Christian Bale actually has a Welsh accent?

@@auroraflos2498 He implied that Nikhil sounded like Christian Bale in his American accent. I think everybody knows that Christian Bale has a welsh accent in real life

I travel a lot, and I have yet to meet a person who's not aware that Christian Bale has a Welsh accent. It's common knowledge at this point.

@@M-CH_ I actually just discovered this yesterday.

@@Fuzzysea693 (sarcasm mode)

Asked this before. But it really goes like this? The carrying around a keyboard? The clicking of the space bar?

@@foolishyish bro no, come on

@@orochifire i need it to be true

@@orochifire WHY why isn't it possible

@@hellothere9167 it's just not

😹

i can see it now...

Replying at 666. I didn't upvote because I didn't want to spoil the moment.

He wasn't acting

@@tanyapunyo2074 times when actors were not acting

This

He's really channeling the spirit of Patrick Bateman with his voice. lol

YES, the way he pronounces the name and the "no can do", absolutely flawless!

Captain Sinbad

He couldn't pull of that emotion in "impressive" the way bale did

Your first thesaurus visit?

@@danielshah3494 it's a parody from the American Psycho scene where Bateman plays "Huey Lewis and the News."

@@TasteTheRambo I was going to ask. Well done.

Best comment ever 🤘

Nice one

Lol you can see the struggle on his face

Pshhhhhh

oh hello Carmine, was not suspecting you here. What eould Preston say?

Easy.

I would like to upvote, but I like the count.

I mean that’s the whole point of the scene

@Trips Same with keyboards...

@Trips you missed the point then mate.

@Trips the changes are superficial and are supposed to be minor.

@John Masamori Yes, it is! 😄😄

Matija Dolenec just rewatched it. Things are scarily similar

He's captain sinbadh Guys is brilliant at it

The attention to detail is amazing! My favorite part was at 2:25 but of course instead of a cigarette it's a vape pen.😂

true

So, you guys have made up!

I won't lie, this video got me into looking at switches to find out the difference, and years later, I'm trying to build my own battlecruiser with 131 or so keys and Kailh Sherbet switches. It will be monstrocity that only I will love and will be promptly banned from every office in the civilized world, it doesn't exist yet and yet i'm still so proud of it.

Except that first guy talking

Pat Bateman He would actually end up killing someone if he hasn’t already

Try getting a reservation at dorsia now (as a millionaire)

The teachlead doesnt have any friends to do this parody.

Any TechLead parody would be epic.

Hey Pat, do you like TechLead?

Using MX browns though...

@@VishnuZutaten what's wrong with MX Browns man?

@@mattbr8978 everything

@@Purvit You are trying feel better about yourself by shitting on Cherry Browns, they are tactile enough of most people, only people who really wants that high actuation force and bumpy feel would unironically call it linear.

@@mattbr8978 Nothing is wrong with it.

Sounded like it was from the movie

Better Ideas my guy Joey about to become the #1 PD channel

Captain Sinbad :)

What you doing here

Exactly

Now ya gettin it ;)

No keyboard enthusiast would brag about using blues

@@GershonBenYitzhak Why? Also, what's keyboard enthusiast? I made my own keyboard from scratch: modeled my own case, modeled my own custom key layout, created blueprints for the laser cutter, cut the case on the laser cutter, wrote the code and flashed the pcb, and assembled it all by myself. Do I qualify?

@@KulaGGin that's fine if you like blues for some reason, but that isn't a bragging piece. It's standard and not custom. Also blues sound like cheap plastic garbage and are near-linear. They just kind of suck. Typically someone who is bragging about using cherry mx blues has probably never tried any other switch besides and mx brown.

Lol.