If EA Made Elden Ring... 

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"you are maidenless" *Buy maiden 15$*

U missed the part where first 3 Attempts of Login failed

Underground maps would be a 40$ DLC and the Ranni's quest a 10$ DLC

Should’ve shown the map but with everything marked😂bosses, dungeons, one big ol checklist

I like how there’s a boss skip offer for an already optional boss

"Want to rebirth? $14.99." "Want to stop invaders from invading? $7.99 an hour." "Want to use remembrances? $5.99."

"You are tarnished " GET SHINY FOR $10

Also, a way more intrusive HUD with a large mini-map and an objective list in the corner.

“Watch an ad to revive!”

Want a boss weapon? Pay $5 for a 0000,1% chance to get the weapon you actually want.

Glass shard and the soap on the free track of the battlepass 😂

$2.99 for 5 Stonekeys? hell no!. Theyd charge us $2.99 PER key.

Likely also include a "Instantly level up to 200? 49.99!"

The fact you can just straight up buy Moghs Great Rune 😂😂😂

Honestly that fits ea more than ubisoft.

“Unlock stake of Marika? $9.99”

“Kale’s Wares” lmfao 😂

Boss skip? They wouldn't do that. Instead try "revive for $4,99". They know it makes more money.

Sir that blue screen got me. Bravo..

Remember to check back at the elden shop!

Not enough tower climbing quests

Once you paid for it, the small letter paragraph under "Play with friends" says: - Does not include multiplayer services and connection to other players, the friends summoned are premade bots and they require an always online connection. Thank you for your purchase.

1:40 I was expecting "buy a revive", but this works too 😂😂😂

At 10 total deaths: Easy Difficulty now available! Only $9.99 Every time Malenia kills you: Disable Malenia Heal/Scarlet Rot/Waterfowl! $4.99 each *per attempt* Whenever you die using an un-altered weapon: Ashes of War Available! Check Shop? Y/N After gaining 10,000 Runes in a day: Rune Limit Reached. Boosters now available! $9.99 for 10,000! (Albinauric Rune Farm now causes player bans) When using Rememberance to get equipment: Get both prizes! $4.99 per Remembrance! Oh, and equipment unlocked for purchase by beating bosses like Radahn's armor is now on the in-game shop to buy for $10 each as alternate costumes instead of unlockable armor pieces Outlandish as all of this may seem, the sad part is that some companies like EA, Ubisoft and Activision would absolutely go this far and even further if they could get away with it

With the sheer amount of content that Elden Ring provide i can't even fathom the amount of monetization EA would do with the same game.

People need to make more videos like these which mock developers who promote Microtransactions

The last part with the lag and blue screen made me jump for a second... that was great!

The Didi Kong Racing music is just great. 😂

You spawn in the game: *Become Elden Lord $199.95* *Game ends*

FromSoftware is now creating a DLC that contains more high-quality content than all the games, DLCs, and microtransactions released by EA in the last 10 years combined, all for $40. 🗿

0:24 “Leave” $1.99 💀

I expected that stonesword key to break

Couldn't be more accurate 🖕 EA!

I like to imagine the blue screen of death, with error code MANUALLY_INITIATED_CRASH, was caused by EA's anti-cheat detecting he was cheating them out of their money by not buying anything.

The thing is, even if they had made the framework, it's Elden Ring's immensely solid gameplay and compelling world building that makes it interesting, neither of which EA has ever pulled off.

“Play with friends” Xbox and ps subscriptions too lmao

I missed the part where the game forces you to download the EA launcher and then it crashes the entire time.

Dang i knew this would be a banger just on the premise haha

Kale selling you big runes, I lost it with that one

Ubisoft be farming money on anything

An ad each time you rest

Didn't expect a diddy kong racing ost. 10/10

I was expecting you to open the door to limgrave and be greeted with 100+ icons on your screen 😂

Hahaha the ending made me sub instantly!😂

I like the Diddy Kong Racing music in the background 🤣

Thanks for the Diddy Kong Racing music

This do be Activision

The Diddy Kong racing track had me cracking up from the start.

It is kind of insane how much value you get from $60. I’m almost at the end of my first play through for like 100 hours and I realize I have barely scratched the surface of the stuff to do.

missed opportunity of making every character besides wretch pay to unlock still very good and on the point video

Missing all the extra shop panels when sitting at a bonfire

Look how happy is the tree sentinel😂

10/10, a masterpiece We need an "If Elden Ring was made by Ubisoft" video like this, inspired in the meme

"Manually initiated crash"...huh that's a new one.

Impressive video! You gain one more sub

It is funny, because it is true 😂 Amazing video. You made my day.

This video needs 1 million views

I freaked out when I saw the thumbnail but calmed down when I read the title 😂

What a dystopia

You probably would open cards of summons expecting Mimic Tear or Banished Knight and winning a turtle instead.

the only compaint I have is at the beginning... it would ask you to log in first before throwing that at you.

You didnt include the "failed to sync achievments" pop up on uplay whenever you launch siege

The stopcode : manually initiated crash was the cherry on top😅

This made me realise that my loss of love for gaming has nothing to do with myself

This is absolutely amazing lol

that soap in free battle pass lol

this needs more views

Almost got me with the blue screen.

Just seeing Elden ring with this music makes me want to mod it in 😂😂 brilliant stuff, dying is fun now

OMG, in the last scene I almost refreshed my browser because I thought my PC was freezed LOL

Cool Diddy kong Race theme from the n64 ! 😂😂

Diddy Kong Racing song, I miss this game. Really good old times...

"Don't worry, you don't need to pay anything to beat the game" immediately get invaded by somebody who did pay a lot of money, just to beat you.

In all seriousness I'd pay 5 bucks for a seamless co-op mode lol

This is scary accurate

Should've shown also shown a "revive instantly to get back in the fight" pop up when you die to a boss

Diddy kong racing best song😂😂😂

This is my worst nightmare lol!

This is a scary terrifying thought, thank God we got lucky

Got scared at the end xD

As a Battlefield fan i can confirm this, they lock the best weapons behind some stupid online assignments ( kill 120 with bayonet charge + 50 while swimming...) and its hard to do it, or buy the shortcut kit for 20$.

DUDE, you totally nailed it

"Church of EA" and not Elleh, would have been accurate 😂

CAPCOM

Dude you need to make one for ubisoft as well!

the first thing that came up in my mind after reading the title was oh hell nahhh...

Forgot the loading screen when you sit at the sites of grace

I still remember going back to my camp in Dragon Age a few days after the game shipped and seeing NPC's that would join my party for $9.99 or something.

the blue screen at the end was unexpected hahahah

You should’ve had a UI that covered so much of the screen that you couldn’t even see what you’re fighting. And then a ban for violating terms of service. And then banners with ads panning across the screen. And a huge terms of service agreement that you can’t skip and you have to scroll all the way down that will prompt you to make an account

Dont forget the LOOT BOXES...😂😅

you forgot the accessibility screen and voice over when you first start the game

I thought there was gonna be a .99¢ revival option for when he died against the Tree Sentinal

I was expecting a prompt for a revive payment at the end, but an entire skip is more EA-like. 🤣

I like how you get soap at the end of the elden pass

You forgot the part where every side quest is an add-on dlc each for 20$

Add to the list that you need to clear cache after playing a few times.

Me: start new game* The game: please select difficulty, easy, normal, hard

You forget the Prime Energy and Old Spice ads.