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That is perfect! That's the taste exactly!

I thought that's what La Croix tastes like.

But it made my burps taste like carbonated water & Karen hairspray.

Holy shit. That's fucking spot on and genius at the same time.

@@tehevilengineer7939 It is, whoever his friend is stole that line and applied it to white claw.

You're not my weekend dad!

What thing

Tell us the thing

The thing we 30ish year olds have come to realize lately....we're not that young anymore haha. I heard someone describe my year of birth as "the late 1900s" and I was like oh...fuck 😦

I snorted so hard when he said that! Jeez Rog, ease up 🥲

Seconded!!

Inbox me I’ll make you one

I’d buy that!

I'll buy that for a dollar.

@@919prodigyHow do u even inbox someone in youtube

WRITE THAT DOWN! - Some Hip drink manufacturing Company

There's already almond Baileys. Not to mention the endless brands of real bourbon that felt the need to make a 'cream' product. I'm sure there's a cashew version of some kind of liquor. Water, coffee, beer, and whiskey. Those should be the only options after 18.

Scariest part is this is the most honest part of the video 😂😂

If there's one thing I've learned from The Babylon Bee over the past five years, it's that parody + time = reality.

"Milk on the rocks" 🤣🤣

He would be a horrible president but at least honest about it.

Roger for GLOBAL LEADER. I nominate Roger to be god.

Roger would get impeached so fast bc of his honesty. Successful politicians just deny everything and call their haters conspiracy theorists

And VP 😁

Roger 4 president, let's go Brandon!

Canadian eh!

Y'know he needs to do an episode of Adam Ruins everything but instead just keep interrupting the host with his own satirical even more honest ways of putting things

It's satire but the message still gets through. These corporations are a cancer to humankind, and their going to kill us off eventually.

@@jzblue345 corporations are just people operating under a government recognized business entity, im a solo truck driver and my company is a corporation. The problem is people blindly believing anything they see on the TV instead of actually stopping to think about it logically.

There's a bit from American Gods about how the only difference between certain products is the branding: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5tfjJcLmyfY.html

It's more like 884+ million people(Source: UN 2019) but that would be too sweet!

Who cares. Long as my kids have water.

Certainly makes one a little less inclined to buy Nestle (etc.) products, doesn't it? Well, assuming one has a conscience... but a surprisingly large portion of the population still does, to some extent!

@@BeaverChainsaw it may be 1/7 of the world or as many as 1 billion people now! :(

Insult against god? What god? Do you mean the one who sends missionaries into those places where they have no clean drinking water and instead of drilling wells and teaching them self sufficiency, ecological farming and irrigation, and population control, ships in food and water and teaches them all about their make believe sky daddy, only to leave them with nothing learned and in worse condition than when they showed up, as soon as they have them believing in a different type of nonsense than the one they already had? You know their evil paganism (another useless false belief) that lead to them to not advancing and improving their quality of life in the first place? You know, the god that instead of promoting science and reason to prolong life and fight disease AKA HOW to think, and insted WHAT to think no matter how irrational and irresponsible? The same god who would rather have people live in misery to insure they suck up to him in wishful thinking that would or even can help, when he clearly doesn't give a shit (Because he doesn't exist)? The god who encourages them to breed like rabbits in order to make "Warriors for his army", so they can put his misery on others and then die with "Dignity" as Mother Theresa called it when instead of helping she just aided the spread of disease and insured a good flow of souls for "His kingdom", with nothing but unanswered prayers and unfulfilled hopes, and a fear of hell? That god? I DON'T THINK SO! Your god is an insult to human intelligence, and his followers are the ones holding humanity back, as well as the most likely to own businesses that exploit and gain the system, selling pipe dreams, as well as the majority of customers more likely to fall for their scams, and promoting a system wherein they can get away with it!

And there it is😫🤣

He's got his eye on the redhead, and you know, sometimes when a man likes a woman very much.....

@@markh.6687 Oof, grandpa best not be eyeing this redhead. XD

Never ever unsubscribe from a channel you love even just a part of just because there are no uploads on the channel anymore.

The day I saw there was a new Roger video was the day I knew RU-vid just might have a hope after all

Me too!

My depression is cured now with comedy

Facts! Same here

So good!

This please!

Or "if stock market trading apps were honest" both decieve you to siphon your money as much as possible lmao

Online casinos

Aka trying to make gambling cool

Damn, that would hit a lot of people really hard!

With eggshell foam in blue underneath.

It’s a heavily underrated part of this whole video, Heavily!!

We own you...and your children." 🤔

YUMMY

If handies are making you choke, you are likely performing a slightly different action... Sorry, had to, it was right there.

Hope it was Horton's Hard Tea.

Ha sometimes those trickier lines will get him.

@@cracked Well then let's see that bloopers reel

@@paulchro_ Haha maybe someday

I don’t know how he keeps a straight face half the time!

@@cracked the team under the last ownership said that now look at where they are

I agree a follow up is in order, but I think he did an honest presidential ad

His honest debate is so timeless

Bad idea. He would likely be assassinated by the other politicians / leaders of other countries. Don't be honest about countries like North Korea or CENSORED or CENSORED about human rights.

He might just become one at this point

@@brandonboewe6198 campaign ads yes. No honest messages from the oval office yet.

Searched the comments for this - I totally lost it when she said that 😂

Haha and the baby falling 🤣

I heard stories where parents would put alcohol in baby's mouth

@@freedomdude5420 sure it would put me to sleep

@@wtfbugs 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

No doubt an unofficial side gig for Horton's "Technically-not -a-whorehouse"^^

Perfect thing to drink while reading That timeless classic, "Horton Hires a Ho"

SEe that's just smart

Don't forget the heroin and feet pics!

You mean, "The Best Part Of -RU-vid- 2021 has been the return of Roger Honestly"

God this year hasn't been good.

I can't drink these or regular water seltzer drinks, I'd rather lick butts than drink this crap

@@tinaprice4948 I go through cycles of drinking beer for a while, getting tired of it, then drinking seltzers for a while then going back to beer.

Have you ever considered trying anything else out of the vast range of poisons that are available?

@@sixstringedthing I do. but a lot of times I only have gas stations within walking distance of me at 12:30 am. I don't care much for wine, so it's usually beer and seltzers when the liquor stores are closed.

...Plus Caleb doesn't have running water or a refrigerator to keep that and other beverages cool for long periods.

DON'T FORGET THE FIRST RULE

@@cracked damn i already blew it

I was scrolling the comments hoping someone mentioned that!

It's important

Life goals. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@@cracked You just can't top the sarcasm in Roger's voice.. and his smooth delivery! Best ad-man ever! 🤣

Oh no!

Damn sucks for you

@@AirQuotes ...Does it though? Even _if_ i didn't find the stuff absolutely revolting, i'm not the kind to throw myself at mental and motor impairment. Gonna be real, my hate or raw tomatoes is way worse to deal with..! At least i have no (known) food allergies.

@@KaedeLanyo you probably ate the shit tomatoes which tastes absolutely awful. You should eat the good ones. It's hard to get it in USA (Asumming that you are from US) but you can get it by growing them or maybe you have eaten the good ones but have an awful taste

@@tesstickle6974 Just, a biological response, really. Tomatoes are shockingly complex, and folk like me have enhanced and lowered taste of specific parts of it. And no, not US, upstairs neighbour. Did "have" home-grown tomatoes, grandmother always has had a garden, it's, absolutely the same for me, maybe a bit sweeter? But doesn't remove the nasty-tasting parts.

They’re wine coolers but waaay less sweet. That way you can drink one after the other after the other… just like light beer with less flavor!

@@micahhittinger6083 less is more...[singing] more, more, more , how do you like it? how do you like it?...

banana and cherry flavoured. 🍌🍒

Yeah, never heard of hard seltzer. Everyone around here is still on the hard sickly sweet lolly water. That hard Kombucha or hard nut -milk- water though would sell like crazy I'm sure.

Seems like the wine cooler craze of the 80's. All seem like girly drinks to me. Oh wait, not supposed to say things like that now days. My bad. Beer for me. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Yes

Uh... both the eyes and the can are several shades of green. There's no such specific matching.

Could have been coincidence.

😄

This got me too. Brought it over the edge. :)

Lost it on that one too!! 😂🤣😂

Best type of alcohol mixed with the best tasting milk. Seems to me like it says you have good taste.

Honestly that would cut the sharpness down to a reasonable level yeah

Probably taste really good, but then make you heave and retch right after.... But that's no problem, they'll throw different versions at you, without your knowledge or consent (obviously)

@@Nothinglikeagoodnut nailed it!

I was just thinking "That sounds kind of good for some reason" ...not sure what that says about me, either

At first I thought he said Incest And was like WTF does that taste li......nevermind I don't wanna know

@@zaczane Folgers: taste the incest.

@@kryptonianguest1903 Not exactly "good to the last drop," that's for sure. Oh wait, that's Maxwell House...never mind.

@@zaczane I actually thought he said "insects" myself.

@@zagnorch1336 right.... folgers was "the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup" ... I'm not even going to go there😂

market research.

Will do!

I love Please Don't Destroy.

That'll be one of the next Honest Ads I bet. Which will be hilarious

Man, you must have had a weird one. At worst they're vaguely refreshing

This is basically new haha.

@@cracked I meant I miss the uploads... Videos were always gold !

Yeah White Claw in particular have done a great job at making themselves seem fun but "healthy" and easy going. It's pretty crazy. It's really easy to convince yourself "well it's only 50 calories" but then you drink half a dozen of them...

OK boomer 🤣

@@wookman9112 My neighbor's two kids is doing weeds now after they went away to U. They're in the devil's grip now.

@@wookman9112 take another booster shot - everything is fine.

Capitalism was not originally envisioned to operate void of moral foundations (profit through deception). Remove morality from the basis of capitalism, all you're left with is a bunch of greedy thugs willing to legislate who gets to take (legislated theft, which they call "regulation") all the wealth and distribute as they see fit (Socialism -> Communism). It's the stupidity of assuming an individual or group of individuals has the sole ability to determine how everyone else gets to use currency. Capitalism has been taught as "satan" in the last few decades by a bunch of America-hating university-infiltrating thugs who hate capitalism and promote Socialism as the moral high ground. It's no wonder over 60% of those under the age of 35 today don't understand how money functions. Everywhere in the world that Socialism took hold, everything went to crap. Capitalism, standing on moral grounds, is the only system on the planet that has ever lifted the masses out of abject poverty, disease, and destitution. It's the worst system in the world, except for every other system.

Wake up the capitalism is the regulation as the big corporations own the government. Selling a product doesn’t need regulation it just needs someone to buy it and regulation only helps the top wanting to eliminate competition from start ups.

@@briank5877 Free enterprise built upon moral, ethical practices. Not burdensome taxation, not production control by political interests, not market manipulation by a globalist currency reserve system, not fascism by the government and centralized corporations, not the worthless paper-backed illusionary economy.