Feeling a little personally victimized by the Underdark😭 PLEASE USE MY BEACONS PAGE TO HELP THE ALSHOBAKI FAMILY🍉 #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gaming #gamer #gaymer #lgbtq #blerd
The party has discovered how to get their Bard to care about quests: make everything about helping gay people. Tell him that it's to rescue Isobel's hot angel girlfriend and he'll storm Moonlight Tower himself.
Pretty acuratte, so far I only doing quests for valuable loot, animals or gays. Like hell I'm going to wait for my PC to render an entire map just so I can complete one side quest for 0 gold pieces.
My Mystran bard wasn’t gay. All that had to happen, that happened early. She met Gale. Hello, charming nerd 😊 So she helped not just Gale, she helped also everyone else in the camp, adopted a dog and and Owlbear. Showing love of magic did the rest. There we go, Gale soon liked her, very much ❤
Why is there a minitour? Why is there a hookhorror? Why is there a spectator? Why is a tower trying to kill me? Welcome to the Underdark and btw this is nicest version of the underdark you'll ever meet compared to dnd lore.
Haha exactly - there are no feuding Drow houses around here 😂 nor is this “the deep dark” (the lowest part of the Underdark were even normal Underdark residents avoid)
Okay, the dryders are cursed by the drow goddess Lloth (however it is spelled) and were once regular drow. If they're pretty, then it's just that much sadder a situation, because there is no recovering what they've lost.
I just think he looks neat as a spider. I was like damn can I get this guy to join my party? Why can't I make a dryder character? We'll go round freaking out the normies
tbf he was only cursed to be part spider by Lolth. That's doesn't mean he looses all his looks plus drow are just elves and nearly all elves are otherworldly pretty outside of personalized dnd characters.
@@pinkh7375 ugh IKR, no way my goody-goody Druid Tav would have just let that Nere Drow twat push some innocent into the lava, they would have been stopping that so fast with a counterspell or something
Act 3 seeing Auntie Ethel again be like: “oh hells no, we killed you already, damn this b*tch is immortal or some shit and now she is even eating kids”
Srsly, shocked Tav had no in game mental breakdowns. Like, Karlach got hers, Astarion got his before and after defeating cASSador, Shadowheart got her big cry on when she learned about her parents, Gale was flirting with death like he was on The Bachelor: Death's Sweet Embrace, Lae'zel was barely keeping her shit together trying to get everyone to the dang creche only to learn that even the gith can be corrupt and Vlaakith wasn't much better than the dark trio or the Absolute, Wyll was trying not to lose his shit with his cambion sugar mommy and his dad getting kidnapped and him growing an impressive rack and no not boobahs, Halsin had a good cry about the horrors of urbanization and capitalism. Only ones who didn't have melt downs are Jaheira, and that's cuz she has embraced nihilism, and Minsc and Boo, and I'm pretty sure Boo didn't have a mental breakdown cuz he had his pet Minsc to lean on. Hells, even Minthara had a breakdown when she got tossed aside by her murder mommy. Even the villains had friggin breakdowns! Orin had such a fit that her dad turned her into Durge's butler, ffs. Tbf, she had a damn good reason to be upset. Learning your granddad is also your dad and your mom was also your sister is a bit of a mindf*ck. And the emperor had an incel meltdown when turned down for kinky tentacle mind sex. But there's Tav, just skipping along through the blood and gore, not having a single mental breakdown? Fr? Tav was prolly crying in their tent every night wondering how tf they ended up the leader of a group of mentally unstable weirdos tasked with saving the world against the second coming of Karsus in culty MLM-Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss elder brain form. EVEN THE ABSOLUTE HAS A BREAKDOWN ABOUT BEING CONTROLLED BY THE CROWN! Tav can cry if they want to. Poor thing.
I did my first playthrough as basically me. Clinically depressed wizard grad student who hasn't had an emotion in five years and tends to have shutdowns rather than meltdowns. I picked "Do nothing" a lot, which Astarion loves, for some reason. XD
@@5Demona5 then grab all the Sussur back to be able to use them against the enemies upstairs as if you drop them near the animated armour they cannot move or take actions, only Bernard is immune to the effects of the blooms
