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If insects had to introduce themselves. 

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Yea so they're basically just organic killing machines.
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Комментарии : 34 тыс.   
@thekinginyellow7777
@thekinginyellow7777 4 года назад
Wasp: "I like to hurt people." Hornet: _"Pathetic."_
@cynclairewoods4225
@cynclairewoods4225 4 года назад
Plot Twist: Hornets are wasps
@ericshun3926
@ericshun3926 4 года назад
Hornets are just upgraded wasp
@luminphillips282
@luminphillips282 4 года назад
@@ericshun3926 facts 😭 they're so much more aggressive and huge
@juniorbunior142
@juniorbunior142 4 года назад
Hornets allow me to indreduce myself
@gabrieljohnson9794
@gabrieljohnson9794 4 года назад
Have you ever seen a tarantula hornet? Look it up if you haven’t
@Kvasir-thewise1
@Kvasir-thewise1 5 лет назад
"Hi, im a mosquito, and ive killed more people than hitler and Stalin combined"
@supremeshrek8096
@supremeshrek8096 5 лет назад
Ooooofo mode
@thangfahsavung9120
@thangfahsavung9120 5 лет назад
One mosquito can birth 500 mosquitoes. I'll zap them I'll zap them all
@bobiiy909
@bobiiy909 5 лет назад
THOUSANDTH LIKE
@doomdoom7427
@doomdoom7427 5 лет назад
Eze&Yare Dominguez It was just a joke lad.
@Sol17Opacus
@Sol17Opacus 5 лет назад
Mosquitos aren't really killing those humans though. Plasmodium microbes that were living in the mosquitos' stomachs are the real murderers.
@alexroberson4454
@alexroberson4454 Год назад
I like how there's always extra emphasis on "doodoo water"
@infnitvlt618
@infnitvlt618 Год назад
"just not like, literal *DOODOO WATER*"
@r5ndom551
@r5ndom551 Год назад
Can't stop laughing at that
@superboyeditz
@superboyeditz Год назад
Same lol!!😂
@namesurname9668
@namesurname9668 Год назад
Well. Maybe to highlight how some people like eating disgusting crap, pun intended. Like literal. Doodoo. They still have a place in this lovecraftian world.
@rb4632
@rb4632 Год назад
same 🤣🤣
@AsobiMedio
@AsobiMedio 2 года назад
Bullet Ants: Our names aren't because we're speedy. Japanese Bees: *Kills hornet three times their size by ganging up and cooking them alive with friction heat* Mosquitos: Bio-warfare is my specialty.
@sharonmiller7213
@sharonmiller7213 Год назад
Mosquitoes bru
@Manas-co8wl
@Manas-co8wl Год назад
Clap War
@cybernurgle6413
@cybernurgle6413 Год назад
Mosquitoes are pollinators.
@AsobiMedio
@AsobiMedio Год назад
@@cybernurgle6413 Mosquitoes are fodder food for other insects who are pollinators. Alone they do pollinate some plants, but none of them are edible or particularly useful for humans. Take out mosquitoes and other small insects will take over their ecological niche. Not much else changes.
@BunnyQueen97
@BunnyQueen97 Год назад
I think most bees do the body cooking thing
@captainspooked2869
@captainspooked2869 5 лет назад
He got stung by a wasp and got so aggravated that he made a video about it 😂
@AjianAja
@AjianAja 5 лет назад
Bet!! 😆😆😆😆
@LetsDrawDragons
@LetsDrawDragons 5 лет назад
Wasp bite though 💀
@killjoyer
@killjoyer 5 лет назад
Wasp living rent free in this guy’s head
@DeltaInsanity
@DeltaInsanity 5 лет назад
@@LetsDrawDragons they definitely sting dude
@pinkhairedbiatch5903
@pinkhairedbiatch5903 5 лет назад
yo i'm allergic and got stung 4 times at once due to stepping in their nest accidentally i almost died ;-;
@toosiie
@toosiie 5 лет назад
"Wasn't there supposed to be a spider..." "ON MY LARVA, NO" lmao
@Anastasia-qk2pm
@Anastasia-qk2pm 5 лет назад
XD
@azizanmarsc.a.9773
@azizanmarsc.a.9773 5 лет назад
But spider is not insect, it's an arachnid.
@lydia6336
@lydia6336 5 лет назад
Azizan Mars C.A. You ruined the joke
@kitayawolfe1548
@kitayawolfe1548 5 лет назад
@Indecisive N.E.E.T Imma start using that XD
@faithtomorrow
@faithtomorrow 5 лет назад
That was my favorite line 😂
@EggIncorporated
@EggIncorporated Год назад
Fly: Cleans up Ant: Works Bee: Pollenates Wasp: Self Offense and psychopathy
@kennedylemon5837
@kennedylemon5837 Год назад
Hornets: black Air Force energy 24/7
@kds0314
@kds0314 Год назад
Spiders: *EAT*
@pinecone3334
@pinecone3334 Год назад
Self Offense 😂
@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Год назад
@@pinecone3334 SELF FUCKING OFFENSE.
@velara314
@velara314 Год назад
ants actually clean too. if you leave food out that they eat they will help get rid of it for you
@Superman-jr1rm
@Superman-jr1rm 2 года назад
“That wasp kinda big” “That wasp is huge!” Yes it’s almost like he’s human sized lol
@asheroziegbe
@asheroziegbe Год назад
AND IT’S COMING FOR MEEeeeEeEee!
@crazyguy5000
@crazyguy5000 6 месяцев назад
@@asheroziegbe CMERE **stinging and dying human noises**
@Argumemnon
@Argumemnon 3 месяца назад
That's the joke.
@JacobNelson-xs4sp
@JacobNelson-xs4sp День назад
​@@Argumemnon-_-
@KierraHannon
@KierraHannon 5 лет назад
"It'S CoMiNg fOr mE!" The pure terror in his voice cracks me up every time
@alexsalas01
@alexsalas01 5 лет назад
Kierra Hannon Subscribe to my channel !!
@klaudyd1552
@klaudyd1552 5 лет назад
I'm in tears because of that line
@Sissifya
@Sissifya 5 лет назад
I watch this video over and over again for that one line. Lol
@manuelx379
@manuelx379 5 лет назад
@@alexsalas01 nah I'm good
@ashez5583
@ashez5583 5 лет назад
its COMin for ME!!
@myyurplelis1898
@myyurplelis1898 5 лет назад
Wasp: ...I don't do nothin'... I see somebody, and I'mma hurt 'em. Every other insect: Who invited him again?
@autisticduck3071
@autisticduck3071 5 лет назад
Centipede:I did friend (:
@Gabrong
@Gabrong 5 лет назад
I have just realised, the US military is a wasp
@justrandomperson1550
@justrandomperson1550 5 лет назад
Mosquito: *in the corner* I don’t know- totally totally.
@mozail1388
@mozail1388 5 лет назад
I came across this comment right when i he said it
@ghostchamploo5052
@ghostchamploo5052 5 лет назад
@@Gabrong ???
@helariousjay1303
@helariousjay1303 Год назад
The fact that he told the bee to be careful around the flowers cuz previously one got eaten by a Venus fly trap 😂
@AraCrimson
@AraCrimson 11 месяцев назад
Was waiting for this comment
@WeOutcheaMane
@WeOutcheaMane Месяц назад
I actually didn’t get That so ty
@TheNightWatcher1385
@TheNightWatcher1385 6 месяцев назад
Fun fact, some species of wasps/hornets can recognize specific human faces and will attack you again if you escape and they find you. They literally hold grudges.
@BoricuaKelfa
@BoricuaKelfa Месяц назад
Even some hornets have generational memory. So if their Descendants see you, they'll continue the beef.
@Sharpteeth32
@Sharpteeth32 16 дней назад
​@@BoricuaKelfa What the fuck?
@LeumazDnazor
@LeumazDnazor 9 дней назад
​@@BoricuaKelfaHaha that's a joke right.......RIGHT?!
@elias_xp95
@elias_xp95 5 лет назад
"I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies" I'm dead 😂😂😂
@elias_xp95
@elias_xp95 5 лет назад
@Lisa Jones Cross Pollination.
@isthatsoulking1394
@isthatsoulking1394 5 лет назад
Britbong I don’t get it
@sadanaabdallah4935
@sadanaabdallah4935 5 лет назад
Yo be careful with those flowers they could---
@corey938
@corey938 5 лет назад
@Lisa Jones learn what cross pollination is
@corey938
@corey938 5 лет назад
@Lisa Jones he said I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies, cross pollination is taking one species pollination and giving it to another, a so called mixed baby will be made
@soap8486
@soap8486 5 лет назад
“I like to hurt people.” -Wasp
@sammitchellchannel8944
@sammitchellchannel8944 5 лет назад
You make me sick -some dude with a owl mask
@alexakemmann88
@alexakemmann88 5 лет назад
Truth!
@soap8486
@soap8486 5 лет назад
Sophie Howard Omg. That must have been really scary. Is he doing okay now??
@notwelcome2452
@notwelcome2452 5 лет назад
@Sophie Howard nice
@loh9287
@loh9287 5 лет назад
That's deep
@keroero
@keroero Год назад
i like the fact that he said "i don't spread too much pollen really" because while wasps aren't known to pollinate as much as bees do they still do indeed pollinate.
@pathetic2399
@pathetic2399 23 дня назад
Well, as you quoted, he didn’t say they don’t pollinate at all, and if you Google it, it says that they are less efficient at pollinating flowers than bees, so what he said wasn’t wrong lol
@michaelj6392
@michaelj6392 2 года назад
“A lot of people say I’m annoying, but I’m actually HELLA HYPE!” I keep saying that to myself 😂
@norfangl3480
@norfangl3480 5 лет назад
"I'm a hornet, I make that wasp look like a moral insect"
@mijisho6846
@mijisho6846 5 лет назад
Queen Bee- *Thanos Snaps* WorkerBees:REEEEEEE SKSKKSKS. HORNET :*DIES*
@kaidevega
@kaidevega 5 лет назад
TOTAL RANDOMNESS tf😂
@carter_pewterschmidt
@carter_pewterschmidt 4 года назад
Asian hornets: Allow is to introduce ourselves
@ActuallyJozu
@ActuallyJozu 4 года назад
Hornets aren't really aggressive towards humans. Wasps are easily provoked and will attack for no real reason. Fuck wasps.
@catbushi1756
@catbushi1756 5 лет назад
I need more bugs introducing each other to one another ASAP
@BurnAftaRollinENT
@BurnAftaRollinENT 5 лет назад
Definitely with roach and spider
@MrBallaBoy21
@MrBallaBoy21 5 лет назад
@@BurnAftaRollinENT the roach is gonna be annoying af. 😂
@BurnAftaRollinENT
@BurnAftaRollinENT 5 лет назад
@@MrBallaBoy21 should flick the lights on and off
@dinosanddaisies
@dinosanddaisies 5 лет назад
*WE NEED A MOSQUITO*
@Froggiespit
@Froggiespit 5 лет назад
I need a centipede
@flipaclipanimator.5472
@flipaclipanimator.5472 Год назад
The "I can keep stinging!" part got me dead💀😂
@tonyg9775
@tonyg9775 Год назад
The worst part is if you kill a wasp they send out pheromones that alert nearby wasps that they died. So you kill one and two more come. They’re like a real life hydra
@lordslamzer1403
@lordslamzer1403 5 лет назад
I feel like this was the product of a wasp encounter
@simondesanta5774
@simondesanta5774 5 лет назад
@Lord Slamzer how are there no replies a 1.3 k liked comment now 1.8
@vincev4630
@vincev4630 5 лет назад
@@simondesanta5774 - Sounds like something you'd expect from a deadpool profile picture..
@vincev4630
@vincev4630 5 лет назад
@@simondesanta5774 - Ah, the deadpool profile pic finally gets it and edits his own post. Great work sir!
@vincev4630
@vincev4630 5 лет назад
@@simondesanta5774 - How edgy and original. My apologies for being an inconvinence *tips fedora* Good day...🎩
@HH-bb2cy
@HH-bb2cy 5 лет назад
@@vincev4630 -o k-
@4pollyon490
@4pollyon490 5 лет назад
Imagine walking in to your room seing 5 insects havin a meet and greet.
@brandywebb5723
@brandywebb5723 5 лет назад
AcidiCC imma sit down and we ALL finna have a talk
@beszebalint512
@beszebalint512 5 лет назад
Blessed vibes
@theduchessofdarknessofficial
@theduchessofdarknessofficial 5 лет назад
ill call in my friend raid! watch out tho he can be kinda TOXIC😉!
@MeltingOnYourMind
@MeltingOnYourMind 5 лет назад
@@theduchessofdarknessofficial 😂😂
@jelineteneka9452
@jelineteneka9452 5 лет назад
😅😅😅 where's the bug spray
@Blueblackfire
@Blueblackfire 4 месяца назад
I love how the fly just happens to be on the wall 😆
@durnieryoung3301
@durnieryoung3301 Год назад
PTSD 😭 "Move your hand out the way" -my mom beating my ass
@BatmanisBatman
@BatmanisBatman Год назад
LMAO right this gave me some bad flashbacks
@raeg410
@raeg410 5 лет назад
"i dont clean nothing, i dont make honey, I dont spread too much pollen really... I dont really do none of that.." 💀💀💀💀
@xnoxname9547
@xnoxname9547 5 лет назад
They actually eat the pollen
@joslyncarter4813
@joslyncarter4813 5 лет назад
@@xnoxname9547 And rotten fruit.
@saiorseamor
@saiorseamor 5 лет назад
@Jessica Hisle thats why if you pick figs from a tree its common to find wasp babies inside!
@srichter4583
@srichter4583 5 лет назад
"I'm DUMMY good for the environment"
@akirakomaeda8781
@akirakomaeda8781 5 лет назад
I'm dummy thicc
@uhhhh201
@uhhhh201 5 лет назад
E
@PaiddJadee
@PaiddJadee 5 лет назад
Gandalf McDumbledore I dummy wish I’m brazy flat.
@josephvargas1399
@josephvargas1399 5 лет назад
Gandalf McDumbledore you dummy flat nigga
@smile--
@smile-- Год назад
"I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people 😈 I like it"
@ThingMan332
@ThingMan332 Год назад
"hׁׅ֮⁠ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻ݊'ׅ꯱ 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆"
@crunchyy5448
@crunchyy5448 4 года назад
Wasp: *Exists* Human: Why do I hear boss music?
@762demon
@762demon 4 года назад
Lol
@valsioncustom
@valsioncustom 4 года назад
@Silence4101 I see that Part 5 Reference.
@Agus-mw9tw
@Agus-mw9tw 4 года назад
Im the 420 like hell yeah im worthless
@user-rq9cl6yw6q
@user-rq9cl6yw6q 4 года назад
@Silence4101 Wasp: *spreads legs and rushes towards the human's face* Human: *stops the attack by holding the wasp's legs* "Why did the piano stop?" Wasp: "HAHAHA, you fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!"
@just_a_strange_traveler
@just_a_strange_traveler 4 года назад
Kid: grabs hose Ant colony: why do we hear boss music Kid: Cuz I'm big & you're small😈 It's an ant bully reference
@ariiesfaerie
@ariiesfaerie 5 лет назад
“that wasp is huge!..” **a few seconds later** IT’S COMING FOR *M E E E*
@mijisho6846
@mijisho6846 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@gooze9368
@gooze9368 5 лет назад
It's like we watched the same video
@Unlimited-D-Works
@Unlimited-D-Works 5 лет назад
YANNI wow such as creative comment. It’s almost as if we watched the same video.
@Jugobox25
@Jugobox25 5 лет назад
@@ariiesfaerie Doesn't it also cost $0.00 to be an asshole to someone?? I think man's got a right to call you out on being repetitive
@darewestallen
@darewestallen 5 лет назад
Lol
@cakeisavegatable
@cakeisavegatable Год назад
00:00:06 The fact that the fly is on the wall made me burst out laughing 😂. This man is talented
@zvmation2780
@zvmation2780 Год назад
00:00:00:06
@RyanGFC
@RyanGFC 8 месяцев назад
00:00:00 00:00:00:06
@LeumazDnazor
@LeumazDnazor 9 дней назад
00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:06
@metachrist723
@metachrist723 Год назад
The way he zoomed in on his mouth when he said "literal doodoo water" had me in stitches
@gravespitter_2.086
@gravespitter_2.086 5 лет назад
Nobody on the plant: FLYS: i eat *LITERAL DOO DOO WATER*
@aestheticgarbage6671
@aestheticgarbage6671 5 лет назад
"On the plant" lmaooooo
@alisha2016_
@alisha2016_ 5 лет назад
Lol doo doo water
@sophiaroberts8439
@sophiaroberts8439 5 лет назад
I was that 1000 like
@gravespitter_2.086
@gravespitter_2.086 5 лет назад
Bro ian even relize i put tht tell me why it still still made sense...
@DeathWishRED
@DeathWishRED 5 лет назад
If insects had shoes Wasps would wear black air force 1s.
@nudelbert5136
@nudelbert5136 5 лет назад
Why lmao
@th4mas
@th4mas 5 лет назад
Black af1 lows
@faithestherr
@faithestherr 5 лет назад
I SCREAMDHDF
@mrhuntalot123
@mrhuntalot123 5 лет назад
They would be some dirty ass shoes too
@nudelbert5136
@nudelbert5136 5 лет назад
I DONT GET IT
@p3ter9000
@p3ter9000 Год назад
"Fly on the wall" is a great subtle joke
@mltclrd_chstk556
@mltclrd_chstk556 Год назад
“Move yo hand” Bro sounded like a mom whipping him 😭
@nifty6970
@nifty6970 5 лет назад
Trash: *exists* Fly: _Allow us to introduce ourselves_
@mildlyconcerned213
@mildlyconcerned213 5 лет назад
*Great Saiyaman would like to know your location*
@itz_willzmother7308
@itz_willzmother7308 5 лет назад
BoxBoom Gohan
@mildlyconcerned213
@mildlyconcerned213 5 лет назад
@@itz_willzmother7308 They're the same person.
@ObsidianEgg
@ObsidianEgg 5 лет назад
Trash:*exists* Fly: *It's free real estate*
@netherlorde9912
@netherlorde9912 5 лет назад
Fly: I’m about to start my own career
@Trinity-wm8sm
@Trinity-wm8sm 5 лет назад
let's just appreciate the 'fly on the wall' joke
@alphalupus7527
@alphalupus7527 5 лет назад
@The Legendary RU-vid Commenter he's leaning on the wall
@QuestionableLogic_
@QuestionableLogic_ 5 лет назад
@@alphalupus7527 yes, thank you for explaining the joke further.
@jarmonjohnson
@jarmonjohnson 5 лет назад
This dudes videos have levels to them.
@yareyaredaze6059
@yareyaredaze6059 5 лет назад
What the hell is this "Fly on the wall" Joke?
@AuraQueenDraconis
@AuraQueenDraconis 5 лет назад
@@yareyaredaze6059 There is a term in English called "fly on the wall" which usually refers to people who eavesdrop. The definition is, "an unnoticed observer of a particular situation"
@zestnut
@zestnut Год назад
“it’s coming for MEEEE”😭😭
@flawlessvictory6470
@flawlessvictory6470 2 года назад
Spider walk in: Hey food!!I mean other bugs!!
@mollysavage8126
@mollysavage8126 5 лет назад
*my names michael with a B and ive been afraid of insects all my life* *wheres the b?* *ThErEs A bEe?????*
@emptysolarsystem3220
@emptysolarsystem3220 5 лет назад
Molly Savage stolen from Txmsin
@samg1862
@samg1862 5 лет назад
Now that I see it written out, I get it
@DropsKilleeer
@DropsKilleeer 5 лет назад
*HAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHA*
@Katalystic
@Katalystic 5 лет назад
teapothead * well i agree, but saying «cHiLl Tf OuT» to someone who’s clearly chill is just as annoying, please stop
@p_bxckr3028
@p_bxckr3028 5 лет назад
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
@judgementedge8626
@judgementedge8626 5 лет назад
"ok what do you do?" Japanese giant Hornet: Oh im like wasp but worse.
@AAhmou
@AAhmou 5 лет назад
Japanese giant hornet: Wait, is that a human? (Pulls out sword)
@anon9359
@anon9359 5 лет назад
"A-and you?" Tarantula hawk: take a guess. 😃
@nurgleGurgell
@nurgleGurgell 5 лет назад
And when I sting u it's like getting shot, but worse.
@adrionna1294
@adrionna1294 5 лет назад
I thought I was in the wrong comment section for a second 😂
@yareyaredaze6059
@yareyaredaze6059 5 лет назад
Assassin Bug: Oh. Im a giant hornet but wor- wait is that a human *_Pulls out Links Master Sword_*
@leovalenzuela8368
@leovalenzuela8368 Год назад
One of the greatest sketches of all time.
@dtczyk8976
@dtczyk8976 Год назад
The ants movie joke was so terrible I laughed super hard
@smolmishka609
@smolmishka609 5 лет назад
Wasp: I'm a wasp Me: *get chills down my spine*
@brunobucciarati6155
@brunobucciarati6155 5 лет назад
Hetalia...I see you're also a human of culture. :3
@Thereal_squidd
@Thereal_squidd 5 лет назад
Impressive
@furiousmagician5912
@furiousmagician5912 5 лет назад
@NataliaLOVESHetalia why do i see hetalia everywhere
@KuperSpyronicStudios
@KuperSpyronicStudios 5 лет назад
Me: *why do I hear boss music*
@LoveInYellow
@LoveInYellow 5 лет назад
SEND SHIVERS DOWN ME SPINE. BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME (get the reference now everybody)
@keadantheking2739
@keadantheking2739 5 лет назад
“Well I’m sure most of the time it’s just self defense right?” NOPE 😭😭😭😭😭
@nataliewalker9682
@nataliewalker9682 5 лет назад
Keadan the mf King 😂😂
@f.b.iagentkabuutops5114
@f.b.iagentkabuutops5114 5 лет назад
“I’ll go out of my way to hurt them” 😂😂
@StbrnSal
@StbrnSal 5 лет назад
When u ask a cop why they shoot people
@user-eh2nj6de9e
@user-eh2nj6de9e 5 лет назад
Actuallynot true
@losteden4880
@losteden4880 5 лет назад
Is that Kirby with Maui's face
@Myblaxitis
@Myblaxitis 2 года назад
If the wasp was such a bad dude, I can only imagine what a hornet is like. 😰
@scp2539
@scp2539 8 месяцев назад
this is why you always need a nice concealed carry for your flame thrower XD
@UnitK7
@UnitK7 8 месяцев назад
Ah, hello Ms. Wells.... did you make it out?
@baguette5836
@baguette5836 4 года назад
"hold up is that a human?" *OBSERVE*
@smarty5977
@smarty5977 3 года назад
It’s coming for MEEEE
@lyrex6283
@lyrex6283 3 года назад
BAP BAP
@imtired3488
@imtired3488 3 года назад
Ahhhh
@thespectaculargamernerd8114
@thespectaculargamernerd8114 3 года назад
"I CAN KEEP STINGING! I CAN KEEP STINGING!"
@gdstyliz5086
@gdstyliz5086 3 года назад
originality, everybody.
@iisavahiyou4678
@iisavahiyou4678 5 лет назад
"Why's he still going on?" Wasp: "I like- I like hurtin-"
@dellwalker430
@dellwalker430 2 года назад
Wasps are very important pollinators. They help us through pollination, predation, and parasitism. Put simply, without wasps, we would be overrun with insect pests, and we would have no figs-and no Fig Newtons.
@lorenkirsten2610
@lorenkirsten2610 2 года назад
THANK YOU a decent person, i love you
@hadilayyad6147
@hadilayyad6147 Год назад
I love figs but I hate wasps 🥲
@moth300
@moth300 Год назад
Yeah, but them giant hornets are a different story though. Invasive especially.
@hyperx72
@hyperx72 9 месяцев назад
Wasps are the pests since they attack everything and can lay their eggs in living creatures (As well as nest anywhere you put your stuff)
@yunglust3013
@yunglust3013 Год назад
"On my larvae no " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@theclonecollector9245
@theclonecollector9245 4 года назад
Mosquito was scheduled to show up but was slapped to death on the way there.
@Aerochalklate
@Aerochalklate 4 года назад
The Great and Mighty Gabe reminds me of one punch man
@maggiehoffman6694
@maggiehoffman6694 4 года назад
H a h a
@rhaegal5650
@rhaegal5650 4 года назад
Rightly so
@adyatma1
@adyatma1 4 года назад
At least he got an applause before its death
@CoastalKite
@CoastalKite 4 года назад
Dang. This comment came in late but came in clutch. This is GOLD
@a_confused_cat4704
@a_confused_cat4704 5 лет назад
"I'm a wasp and I like to hurt people." as it said that the lights in my room flickered
@insertcoolnamehere3197
@insertcoolnamehere3197 5 лет назад
BURN THE GODDAMN HOUSE DOWN
@gachagirl3943
@gachagirl3943 5 лет назад
A_Confused_Cat 😂
@bloodbane6998
@bloodbane6998 5 лет назад
THEYRE COMING.
@dapperdino6044
@dapperdino6044 5 лет назад
*wasp appeared in the corner of your room.*
@barksanddreams2234
@barksanddreams2234 5 лет назад
666 likes too..
@shohaiku
@shohaiku Год назад
The wasp should’ve talked about how he lays eggs inside some insects 😂😂😂
@Therat757
@Therat757 2 года назад
Lol, it’s accurate, wasps will literally go out of their way to sting an innocent human being.
@Therat757
@Therat757 Год назад
@Eperogi Limousine :o
@rexx9917
@rexx9917 5 лет назад
"Wasn't there supposed to be a spider here?" "On my larvae, no" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jayvicinity9566
@jayvicinity9566 5 лет назад
Spider is not considered a bug only an arachne
@xXReK
@xXReK 5 лет назад
Right
@thatguyglenn7558
@thatguyglenn7558 5 лет назад
Rexximus Maxx just wait till you hear about the centipede
@ChristianED89
@ChristianED89 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sunnyxakeeblue2659
@sunnyxakeeblue2659 5 лет назад
8 legs -spider 6-insect
@Trey-dp6tl
@Trey-dp6tl 27 дней назад
He ain’t wrong about wasps. They will hurt for no reason
@anonymousperson8259
@anonymousperson8259 Год назад
"I CAN KEEP STINGING!" 😭💯 So true lol. They do get rid of garden pests and things that eat crops. But still they are quite the bully 😂
@thecheez2436
@thecheez2436 5 лет назад
I get the feeling that this guy got stung by a wasp before making this.
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
@mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 лет назад
Wasps are horrible. My dude's fuckin' legit on this one. If bumblebees are "Smackie the Frog", then wasps are "Smokey the Bear" irl. (Mitch Hedberg, anyone?)
@myduckisonqauck7227
@myduckisonqauck7227 5 лет назад
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens No definitely not legit. Wasps don't go after you for no reason
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
@mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 лет назад
@@myduckisonqauck7227 Spoken like someone who never had a yard that had a subterranean city of a wasp colony. Indestructible! Dormant in the winter, they were back every year. Ever live in an area that has "ground wasps"? Usually forest-dwellers, cos even gardens are too near to humans. Their entire nest is underground, the entrance just a hole in the earth (and usually covered by leaf litter). The whole operation is so low-key that most people don't even notice until they tread on it. That one's on the dumb, stompy humans... I never got stung. Don't stomp around the brush like a drunken idiot!
@yoshi596
@yoshi596 5 лет назад
@@myduckisonqauck7227 ok say that to me fcking again. I was stung by that bitch because I was sitting in the town! I was doing literly nothing, just sitting and chilling around. And than I kinda felt like something stung me on my arm. And I saw how a wasp flies away and a mark where I was stung on my arm. To hell with wasps let's kill em all! Edit: mistakes were made
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
@mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 лет назад
@Sheree Hardin Lies!! Haha, joshin'. Same here, actually. I actually get on fine with wasps. It's totally surreal, isn't it? Makes me feel like a wizard or sth. Though I have swatted a few off me in my day, more than one with jaws open and back arched, ready to bite _and_ sting me. It's luck and staying calm - no easy feat, I'll readily admit. Funny that kid who replied after you is scared of yellowjackets; they're the bumblebees of the wasp world. Some friends had a nest right above their front door, and would run like crazy while I'd just walk on by. Never an issue. BUT one day, our own yard wasps broke the rules and stung my mother unprovoked, and then hid inside her clothes when she went back inside. Stung her again! Oh my LARVA no! I got their numbers! I chased all three of those buggers around the room and killed them one by one. Yeah, they were "running" *away* from me! _("Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.")_ That's the exception to my no-kill bug policy. WE HAD AN AGREEMENT, WASPS!
@diamyncolter
@diamyncolter 5 лет назад
Human: Wasp: I see you’re over here minding your business🔪🔪
@justinwarren7112
@justinwarren7112 5 лет назад
It's coming for MEEEE!!!💀💀💀
@thecarnagewolf3424
@thecarnagewolf3424 5 лет назад
Move ya hand!
@ieatpenisbecause5757
@ieatpenisbecause5757 5 лет назад
Human in retaliation: sorry what's that? *Has a hose*
@zacardin
@zacardin 5 лет назад
@Tmb1112 no, it's you're
@zeta0189
@zeta0189 5 лет назад
Actually there is a wasp and kills pest and make honey they're called Mexican honey wasps or Brachygastra mellifica. They make honey and are used for pest control.
@drnutso8507
@drnutso8507 Год назад
If you think about it wasps and mosquitoes are actually hella good for the environment. They can be a deterrent for humans settling in a new wooded area. And no animal is worse for the planet than us humans.
@kennedylemon5837
@kennedylemon5837 Год назад
I just found out that hornets are even more worse than wasps. I saw a short that there is one type of hornet in that is so aggressive, it remembers people that provoked them, and it needs other hornets to hold them back
@1inchnoodle323
@1inchnoodle323 3 года назад
I like how he’s labeled human just in case we didn’t know
@mayda2060
@mayda2060 3 года назад
He labeled it for the wasp to notice 😂😂😂
@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 3 года назад
I mean, we didn’t know.
@firetarrasque4667
@firetarrasque4667 2 года назад
Implies that humans are a kind of insect in Caleb's universe
@wojtek5977
@wojtek5977 2 года назад
Labeled for the deaf people
@Katinara-addiction
@Katinara-addiction 2 года назад
Bruh you blind
@BelowRock
@BelowRock 5 лет назад
You just know a wasp came and hurt this man before filming this video
@djdidiz6327
@djdidiz6327 5 лет назад
500 likes but no comments Wow
@tigi2876
@tigi2876 5 лет назад
djdidiz ikr wtf is up with that shit.
@immaturedreah7105
@immaturedreah7105 5 лет назад
@@tigi2876 Profanity, child. Now, go in a corner and think about what you've done.
@samuneechan
@samuneechan 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMFG TRUE
@aloris_
@aloris_ 5 лет назад
This is mad disrespectful. We need more comments my guys
@yunglust3013
@yunglust3013 Год назад
We need a pt 2
@nashtrojan
@nashtrojan Год назад
My girlfriend thinks every insect with wings has the mentality of a wasp.
@eastsidero3630
@eastsidero3630 5 лет назад
"Aye that wasp kinda big" "THat wasp is HUGE" "ITS COMING FOR MEEee"
@6ixSpdZ
@6ixSpdZ 5 лет назад
I gave u ur 500th like yw
@eastsidero3630
@eastsidero3630 5 лет назад
@@6ixSpdZ ✊🏾
@kinneg4684
@kinneg4684 5 лет назад
bro i would like but its exactly at 800 sooooo.....
@eastsidero3630
@eastsidero3630 5 лет назад
@@kinneg4684 lmao you can do it...
@kinneg4684
@kinneg4684 5 лет назад
@Eastside Ro i did It
@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 5 лет назад
Caleb: *gets stung by wasp* Caleb the next day:
@cintrosfuture1800
@cintrosfuture1800 5 лет назад
Facts!😂😂😂
@Zachary-ro6eg
@Zachary-ro6eg 5 лет назад
💀💀💀
@yourmom596
@yourmom596 5 лет назад
PPFT-
@makdanie
@makdanie 5 лет назад
fr tho
@onemore9454
@onemore9454 5 лет назад
I got stung by a wasp on the back of my neck. me and my cousin went and drenched the whole thing, bottled them dumped them into a spider web under the fence. I'm lying I wish I did that as payback
@Pilgrim239
@Pilgrim239 2 года назад
The wasp litterly just wants too hurt ppl😂😂😂
@JackieLombardi
@JackieLombardi Год назад
He asked that self defense question like he already knew the awnser LMFAOOOOOO
@kevy3310
@kevy3310 5 лет назад
*"Literal doodoo water."* once said the fly
@michemllejones586
@michemllejones586 5 лет назад
@@randomdude9135 lol yes
@kevy3310
@kevy3310 5 лет назад
@@randomdude9135 he said doodoo water lol
@kevy3310
@kevy3310 5 лет назад
@@randomdude9135 idj
@kevy3310
@kevy3310 5 лет назад
Idk*
@macihamby238
@macihamby238 4 года назад
I was so satisfied when I found out I was the 2,900th like 🥰 good comment though!!
@katiev5281
@katiev5281 4 года назад
“I sure most of the time it’s just self defense, right?” Wasp: NOPE
@p.r.i.e.s.t5883
@p.r.i.e.s.t5883 4 года назад
😂 nigga said it quick 2
@ItzJustRene
@ItzJustRene 4 года назад
He straight said " that wasp is huge and is coming for mEEE "
@sprish64
@sprish64 4 года назад
Katie Vogt you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!
@willcardenas1579
@willcardenas1579 4 года назад
@@sprish64 want to know the difference between you and him hes not "like caleb" no he is caleb stop imitating him and self promoting in his comments
@sprish64
@sprish64 4 года назад
Will Cárdenas if you would watch one, you would know that its a combination between many creators. Stfu
@TruFire710
@TruFire710 Год назад
Lmfao you were tryin so hard not to laugh when you were playin the wasp😂
@mindyc3924
@mindyc3924 Месяц назад
I just got stung by a wasp for the first time and this is the first thing that came to mind
@fraistey9207
@fraistey9207 5 лет назад
Wasp wears black air forces.
@Christian-jv4pc
@Christian-jv4pc 5 лет назад
Damn i was gonna comment this 😔🤘
@Zackmod23
@Zackmod23 5 лет назад
Lmao i commented the same thing 20 hours ago and got no likes 😔
@kingtony7701
@kingtony7701 5 лет назад
What's wrong with black air forces? I wear then shits boi
@daylonbouye8569
@daylonbouye8569 5 лет назад
@@kingtony7701 it's a supreme dreams joke. You should watch it
@LexDashP
@LexDashP 5 лет назад
KingTony lmao the joke is niggas that wear black air forces love to fight and will pop off for no reason 😂😂😂
@andrewTVF
@andrewTVF 5 лет назад
Wasp: "I like to hurt people" *music intensifies*
@AT-vq9kr
@AT-vq9kr 5 лет назад
Funniest part of his sketches lol
@mistajaeger742
@mistajaeger742 5 лет назад
What's the source of that sound effect
@TheBackupUp
@TheBackupUp 5 лет назад
*que the horror music*
@sultanhanga
@sultanhanga 5 лет назад
That WAZP IS HUGE
@luckqm2040
@luckqm2040 5 лет назад
Lol
@maxtomchris
@maxtomchris Год назад
If Spider came.. Spider: *Sitting alone* I took care of your insect problem.
@rt650
@rt650 Месяц назад
Took me five years to finally get "fly on the wall"
@hwar4977
@hwar4977 5 лет назад
and the RU-vid algorithm has now been restored to its full glory
@timtoongamer
@timtoongamer 5 лет назад
Feels like 2013 again
@dannybenhur6123
@dannybenhur6123 5 лет назад
@@timtoongamer exactly bro
@noodleedoos
@noodleedoos 5 лет назад
Hwar Kim omg hahaha ur here too
@DropsKilleeer
@DropsKilleeer 5 лет назад
*hahhahha everyone is here* *hahahhahah*
@DropsKilleeer
@DropsKilleeer 5 лет назад
*I poop when I"m alone*
@quensij4198
@quensij4198 5 лет назад
" That wasp is kinda big.... That wasp is HUGE!... It's coming for MEEEEE 😭!"😂😂
@chilldude9739
@chilldude9739 5 лет назад
Quensi Threadgill that had me crying 😭
@screwnames6138
@screwnames6138 5 лет назад
666 likes
@brittanys505
@brittanys505 5 лет назад
;)
@Jussst_jay
@Jussst_jay 5 лет назад
Its so big it can stab
@lecisteim_1945
@lecisteim_1945 4 года назад
MOVE YOUR HAND OUT THE WAY
@InitiallySaint222
@InitiallySaint222 Год назад
I was chased by a wasp from my house all to way to my neighborhood park. all I could think while running was this video. Man i hate wasp. lol
@jacobmarkham1969
@jacobmarkham1969 Год назад
"dOo DoO wAtEr" will always get me
@NFPA-704
@NFPA-704 5 лет назад
”Aight, be careful round those flowers tho, I heard they can... They can... Be crazy" His venus fly trap video was hilarious
@antinoye973
@antinoye973 5 лет назад
Lol
@user-ys1pt6uz3t
@user-ys1pt6uz3t 5 лет назад
Oh shit how did I not realize this wtf
@Mothbean
@Mothbean 5 лет назад
I'M TIRED OF DRINKING! I WANNA *_C H E W_*
@NFPA-704
@NFPA-704 5 лет назад
Why tf does this have 1.1k likes?? Fr?
@jasarose5436
@jasarose5436 5 лет назад
Anarchic Bandit no idea this video is 3 months old
@evertonkkg6624
@evertonkkg6624 4 года назад
The fact that wasps don't die after sticking is God's greatest prank on humanity.
@kamui4552
@kamui4552 4 года назад
@Deserve Not Desire Agree
@jaiden5358
@jaiden5358 4 года назад
It's because we made fidget spinners.
@lapidations
@lapidations 4 года назад
@@jaiden5358 so true
@chillychipp8056
@chillychipp8056 4 года назад
Its cause wasps bite instead of sting
@evertonkkg6624
@evertonkkg6624 4 года назад
@@chillychipp8056 no
@familyguys9625
@familyguys9625 Год назад
Everybody gangsta, till The cockroach starts flying.
@gusbeecher4780
@gusbeecher4780 Год назад
Fun fact: wasps are also known to massacre bees
@roeffcf1169
@roeffcf1169 Год назад
WHATTT
@Thewritingelf
@Thewritingelf Год назад
Absolute menaces !
@abijayblanc5929
@abijayblanc5929 5 лет назад
Wasp: is that a human??? Human walks in Wasp: "observe!" (Takes the knife out) I'm dead 😂🤣🤣🤣
@CraftyTeo
@CraftyTeo 5 лет назад
and now, so is he
@fymnoj1737
@fymnoj1737 5 лет назад
Didnt even notice the knife at first
@Zay_Lo
@Zay_Lo 5 лет назад
You ded oh shit did a wasp kill you. One killed me.
@baepsae6502
@baepsae6502 5 лет назад
Lol
@cjwhite7801
@cjwhite7801 5 лет назад
“I’m the reason that flowers have mixed babies” 😂😂
@skylerstone2797
@skylerstone2797 5 лет назад
Was looking for this comment
@moxygirlhey
@moxygirlhey 5 лет назад
Like the milkman
@moxygirlhey
@moxygirlhey 5 лет назад
Rumman47 not exactly
@moxygirlhey
@moxygirlhey 5 лет назад
Rumman47 it’s just an old joke. Like to say you’re the mailman’s kid or something. Or when kids would come out mixed they would say things like a service man fathered the child. You know what I mean ☺️
@notsour1023
@notsour1023 5 лет назад
I also watched the video
@jazzie_wolf
@jazzie_wolf 14 дней назад
This video still loves rent free in my head
@FilthyFrankenjoyer
@FilthyFrankenjoyer Год назад
The most annoying thing about Wasps is that they don't die and can still keep doing it, Bees die as soon as they sting you.
@aalware4964
@aalware4964 5 лет назад
Mosquitos; You forgot mosquitos. They're not only useless but also extremely problematic.
@terraaudeux7946
@terraaudeux7946 5 лет назад
They're bat, spider, and fish food. They also control human population levels by spreading lethal diseases.
@aalware4964
@aalware4964 5 лет назад
@@terraaudeux7946 yeah, a lot of other things could be bat, spider, and fish food. Rip the people that have to die from diseases spread by those nasty shits.
@papaidoceuteamamuito5975
@papaidoceuteamamuito5975 5 лет назад
I still, think they're cool, though.
@glory8065
@glory8065 5 лет назад
They spread pollen but yeah I agree
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
@mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 лет назад
Anyway, one wild card per room. Already had the wasp.
@Jackieism
@Jackieism 5 лет назад
*zooms in on mouth* "Litteral, doo doo water." - Fly
@tigerman5090
@tigerman5090 5 лет назад
😂
@ccgzz
@ccgzz 5 лет назад
Yw for 2k💀
@N1SPECIAL
@N1SPECIAL 5 лет назад
Literal*
@redviper57
@redviper57 5 лет назад
I too watched the video
@bigtoe3788
@bigtoe3788 5 лет назад
redviper57 sadly I did not
@DualChimera
@DualChimera Год назад
I would LOVE to see a sequel to this.
@HearMeOutWhyNotTryDick
@HearMeOutWhyNotTryDick Год назад
Bros been funny for 3 whole years hasn’t lost relevance this whole time
@adorerene5633
@adorerene5633 5 лет назад
How tf did he come up with this video idea 😂😂💀
@Cinnuhminn
@Cinnuhminn 5 лет назад
Probably encountered a wasp early before
@pagethreemodel
@pagethreemodel 5 лет назад
It's called being a creative.
@peculiarpelican7026
@peculiarpelican7026 5 лет назад
There was an image off Tumblr I think? It was about how every other insect is useful, but wasps are good-for-nothings.
@andwhyheourple3774
@andwhyheourple3774 5 лет назад
1000th like
@vaporwavedog
@vaporwavedog 5 лет назад
Weed
@cattorresny
@cattorresny 4 года назад
“I’m the reason flowers have mixed babies” -Bee
@emmanuelgonzalez7474
@emmanuelgonzalez7474 4 года назад
bee
@cattorresny
@cattorresny 4 года назад
mimi mimi blind dating among plants 🌱 🐝 Mystery flavor skittles among plants 🌱🐝 The “you two make a good couple” among plants 🌱🐝 lol, bees are awesome.
@hadbetterdays8118
@hadbetterdays8118 4 года назад
mimi which is why I love them they don't judge by pollen race
@DatDarkDragon
@DatDarkDragon 4 года назад
The jazz music helps too
@Myrkul-D
@Myrkul-D 9 месяцев назад
Fun fact: Wasps will bite the person that they are attacking before the sting them to make the sting feel a lot worse
@marquelgreen6763
@marquelgreen6763 Год назад
I love how references his venus fly trap video in this skit
@riya4400
@riya4400 5 лет назад
No one: Not even a soul: Wasp: I like hurting people
@Tori-xk9mu
@Tori-xk9mu 5 лет назад
Everyone give it up for AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTIN FRENCHMAN
@pantrovert-x8921
@pantrovert-x8921 5 лет назад
@@Tori-xk9mu LAFFAYETTE!!! (LARGE BAGUETTE!!!)
@marcito5303
@marcito5303 5 лет назад
Black air forces owners be like
@Weirder_the_better
@Weirder_the_better 5 лет назад
**DoO dOO wAtEr**
@ParkJiminFTLFFProductions
@ParkJiminFTLFFProductions 5 лет назад
@@Tori-xk9mu IM TAKIN THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKIN RED COATS REDDER THAN BLOOD STAINS
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