Тёмный

If interrogation/torture scenes in movies were replaced with an average person 

Zach Star Himself
Подписаться 494 тыс.
Просмотров 2,4 млн
50% 1

►Follow me
Odysee: odysee.com/@ZachStarHimself:9
Instagram: / zachstar
Twitter: / imzachstar
Join the channel and get access to perks: / @zachstarhimself
Support the Channel: www.paypal.me/ZachStarYT

Приколы

Опубликовано:

 

28 мар 2021

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 2,1 тыс.   
@Katokoda
@Katokoda 3 года назад
Damn, he really was technically correct
@lankymaccrazyhair264
@lankymaccrazyhair264 3 года назад
The best kind of correct
@jestfullgremblim8002
@jestfullgremblim8002 3 года назад
Yeah
@lolololololutrythcfy
@lolololololutrythcfy 3 года назад
but dude... he undersold it
@loocie4636
@loocie4636 3 года назад
Likes
@ploopybear
@ploopybear 2 года назад
@@loocie4636 Yikes
@DrMoonAtNight
@DrMoonAtNight 3 года назад
Maybe the real torture was the friends we made along the way
@parthibbiswas3730
@parthibbiswas3730 3 года назад
Maybe the real way was the torture we made along the friends
@eusguri2731
@eusguri2731 3 года назад
Underrated
@legward_cullegg
@legward_cullegg 3 года назад
Maybe the real friends was the torture done along the way. Wait-
@twtclikk7841
@twtclikk7841 3 года назад
AYYY ANOTHER IDKHOWIE
@DrMoonAtNight
@DrMoonAtNight 3 года назад
@@twtclikk7841 I don’t know how but you found me
@xxliew
@xxliew 3 года назад
Research shows that torture is actually ineffective at getting accurate information - making friends and finding common ground with the prisoner is the most effective way. Torture IS quite effective at getting people to say whatever they think will get you to not hurt them lol.
@rindoubaka1574
@rindoubaka1574 3 года назад
I think the threat of torture is probably the most effective way of getting accurate information. Once you reach the actual torture stage, the individual you are trying to extract the information from will probably either not budge or or lie.
@seignee
@seignee 3 года назад
that's true, but the way i've seen torture implemented is moreso used to break down a person's humanity and morale instead of getting information. which is worse lol
@Buzzzy-bee
@Buzzzy-bee 3 года назад
Thanks I'll keep this in mind for the next one... 😳
@Catlady-mw4en
@Catlady-mw4en 3 года назад
if you fear they won’t believe the truth, of course you’ll lie. I would. Because my only motivation at that point is to stop the torture.
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 3 года назад
It's only effective if you have more then 2 prisoners which know the secret you want to know and hear them separately. They will lie of course, but not all 3 can come up with the same lie.
@slopcrusher3482
@slopcrusher3482 3 года назад
“ me no ouchie, that’s the catch.” If I every get kidnapped to be extorted, I’m definite going to use that line.
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 года назад
same
@kunalkashelani585
@kunalkashelani585 2 года назад
Just don't get yourself kidnapped just to use that line!
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 2 года назад
Same
@arhamshah4592
@arhamshah4592 3 года назад
"Me no ouchie." - Zach Jar Binks 2021
@aslpuppy1026
@aslpuppy1026 3 года назад
*Messa
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 года назад
Zach Zach Binks
@artifex2.080
@artifex2.080 3 года назад
Meesa no ouchie*
@spoiledmoloko
@spoiledmoloko 3 года назад
Zach Star Binks
@JuankQuinteroMejia
@JuankQuinteroMejia 3 года назад
thats a smart guy
@insouciantFox
@insouciantFox 3 года назад
"Spoilers, dude!" Best line ever.
@theflashandtheflame9853
@theflashandtheflame9853 3 года назад
HEY!!! I HAVEN"T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET!!!! Way to spoil it, man!
@chanaxor7180
@chanaxor7180 3 года назад
"Dude you can't just give me the information I want, I worked so hard to make you go through extreme amounts of pain to then EARN that information, by torturing you, you know like any 'normal' situation"
@themonocleguy371
@themonocleguy371 3 года назад
I know right, no one loves spoilers
@thequeer_underthebed2535
@thequeer_underthebed2535 3 года назад
“River, you know my name. There’s only one time I’d ever be able to tell anyone my name.. only one reason why..” “Shh.. spoilers.” If you didn’t immediately burst out crying as you read that, either your a rose fan, which, please, don’t talk to me, or you don’t get it. And I’m not explaining.
@cinnamonbreeze5618
@cinnamonbreeze5618 3 года назад
@@thequeer_underthebed2535 im dying that episode killed me....
@KuroHebi
@KuroHebi 3 года назад
Honestly, I'd be more scared of being in a room with that guy instead of a straight forward person who just wanted to know where the money is. Clearly, that guy just wants to torture someone for the fun of it.
@tuluppampam
@tuluppampam 3 года назад
He doesn't want to torture someone for the fun of it; he wants to torture someone because if he didn't then all of his efforts would be wasted
@KuroHebi
@KuroHebi 3 года назад
@@tuluppampam also that.
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 3 года назад
That's pretty much why people torture.
@supe4701
@supe4701 3 года назад
I think the torturer cared less about the actual torture and more about the “forcing an answer out of somebody”
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 года назад
@@supe4701 uhm, no. Not in this case.
@ashleigh99
@ashleigh99 3 года назад
Wattpad stories: then they fell in love and got the money together no but honestly I've read wattpad stories like that
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 года назад
@Sheldon J. Plankton yes, it would've.
@mrcakeday1439
@mrcakeday1439 3 года назад
that's actually better than most wattpad stories.
@ashleigh99
@ashleigh99 3 года назад
@@mrcakeday1439 lmao
@crimson5689
@crimson5689 3 года назад
Geez more Stockholm syndrome
@mrcakeday1439
@mrcakeday1439 3 года назад
@@crimson5689 Stockholm syndrome us better than, Idk, getting sold as a $€X slave by your parents to a boy band. I think. Haven’t tried it myself, haven’t read it myself either I am very afraid of romantic fan fiction.
@timotejbernat462
@timotejbernat462 3 года назад
“CDC Guidelines” fucking perfect
@hopper6094
@hopper6094 3 года назад
Lol 😭
@thequeertelope7941
@thequeertelope7941 3 года назад
ikr
@candypaint8887
@candypaint8887 3 года назад
At least this torturer follow cdc guidelines
@mro4ts457
@mro4ts457 3 года назад
@@candypaint8887 He tied up his victim, why’d he not put a mask on him too?... lol
@erinschwartz5000
@erinschwartz5000 2 года назад
@@thequeertelope7941 op nok okkk op moomokpjobjjnpnppnpnojbjpvjpjp van p popppipnnjhojp g f yeah i u g go gbyeah no o pretty oh f f
@sudonim7552
@sudonim7552 3 года назад
Trade offer: You receive: the location of the money I receive: no ouchie
@MadeInChinaPlat
@MadeInChinaPlat 3 года назад
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ sounds like a regular day playing escape from tarkov
@sijenkai3928
@sijenkai3928 3 года назад
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ is mayonnaise a instrument?
@konfu_ion
@konfu_ion 3 года назад
@@sijenkai3928 No, but it can be.
@spacedoutorca4550
@spacedoutorca4550 3 года назад
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?
@nathanrock9269
@nathanrock9269 3 года назад
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yes
@plehdapus
@plehdapus 3 года назад
Why is no one talking about the fact that he starts listening to "I kissed a girl"????
@CanaldoPortador
@CanaldoPortador 3 года назад
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS
@gerbil497
@gerbil497 3 года назад
SAME LMAO
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 3 года назад
"Girl on Girl is Hot!" LOL!
@carlamitce443
@carlamitce443 3 года назад
@@darlalathan6143 🙄
@tobysmith4604
@tobysmith4604 2 года назад
Its a good song bro
@llawliet1522
@llawliet1522 3 года назад
Dude, just say "harder daddy", it checkmates the torturer every time
@bea4156
@bea4156 3 года назад
Underrated comment 😂
@bone-thief
@bone-thief 3 года назад
Unless the torturer has a daddy kink. Then they just cream themselves and keep going which is honestly kinda a power move in the situation
@shydoll6802
@shydoll6802 2 года назад
man that could be double edged sword lolllllll
@yvrxk
@yvrxk 2 года назад
@@bone-thief I feel called out
@kyleterry5190
@kyleterry5190 2 года назад
I spit out the milk that I was drinking dammit
@sasi5841
@sasi5841 3 года назад
Remember kids: if you are going to commit serious crimes (i.e. kidnapping, torture, etc.) Make sure do it legally when it comes to minor things (i.e. wear masks).
@jasonreed7522
@jasonreed7522 3 года назад
Al capone was arrested for tax fraud, and considering how he was a mob boss with probably a hundred plus murders, definitely take care of the minor things. Its easy to get enough deniability for major things (burden of proof on prosecutor, innocent until prove guilty) to not be caught. So make sure you don't get caught for something stupid like shoplifting, or noise violation cause thats how they get you. Or just don't be a criminal, its much easier.
@LibertyMonk
@LibertyMonk 3 года назад
Keep the little rules, break the big ones.
@dylancolbert3969
@dylancolbert3969 3 года назад
Make sure the guns you rob people with are compliant with the laws in your state 👍
@ChaseMcCain81
@ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад
Lol
@aureavita8653
@aureavita8653 3 года назад
@@jasonreed7522 **The IRS watches with an eagle eye.**
@T3WI
@T3WI 3 года назад
"Wow, this is torture" Absolutely brilliant
@77tigers26
@77tigers26 3 года назад
ikr
@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463
@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 3 года назад
may i request the link of ur pfp my dear good sire
@mcvibing2785
@mcvibing2785 3 года назад
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 go to horny jail
@blessedowoboi
@blessedowoboi 3 года назад
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 probably a v tuber this guy is obsessed with them
@xxcringeycookiezxx3441
@xxcringeycookiezxx3441 3 года назад
FR FR
@etiennedl4944
@etiennedl4944 3 года назад
I love how every torture scenes begin with an anatomic lesson
@HipHopAn0n
@HipHopAn0n Год назад
😂😂
@AP-nj1mr
@AP-nj1mr 10 месяцев назад
😂
@SatansTempleAura
@SatansTempleAura 3 года назад
when he said "The human body has 7 bilion nerves" i couldn't unthink the "and you manage to get on every single one of them" meme.
@foiledthrice
@foiledthrice 3 года назад
Dude’s actually a genius for avoiding torture and not telling where the money is
@ABera-bm7ns
@ABera-bm7ns 3 года назад
He didn't avoid torture.
@anyone5385
@anyone5385 3 года назад
Ya
@thatdudnum67potatoe45
@thatdudnum67potatoe45 3 года назад
oh the money is in room 598 on the cost of concordia if no one stole it yet
@Ahrone1586
@Ahrone1586 3 года назад
@@ABera-bm7ns why
@ABera-bm7ns
@ABera-bm7ns 3 года назад
@@Ahrone1586 last sentence of the video.
@PCubiles
@PCubiles 3 года назад
The average person is actually a genius pretending to want to say where the money is when in fact in there there is just a bomb that explodes when opened, killing the other person
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 3 года назад
Lol punisher
@Katokoda
@Katokoda 3 года назад
he may stay trapped in the other guy's basement though Just thinking
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 года назад
@@asagoldsmith3328 thought the same thing, man
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 3 года назад
@@jesalt8230 your family? Who cares?
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 года назад
@@asagoldsmith3328 your kid's in a box, but you want your money, huh?
@meris8486
@meris8486 3 года назад
The scary part comes when the torture victim doesn't know the answer to any of the interrogators questions.
@33pandagamer
@33pandagamer 2 года назад
I feel like a person would make stuff up in that scenario.
@meris8486
@meris8486 2 года назад
@@33pandagamer Exactly, even someone who knows a bit of info will eventually resort to making up nonsense
@emmacreavin7351
@emmacreavin7351 Год назад
no because I wrote this in a story I'm doing. like the person is actively being tortured like "I DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T TELL ME SHIT!"
@martinmarkov9707
@martinmarkov9707 7 месяцев назад
​@@emmacreavin7351they don't let me cook.
@albinringstrom5329
@albinringstrom5329 3 года назад
✨The real torture was the friends we made along the way✨
@buddymmx3936
@buddymmx3936 3 года назад
"You have a family!" "I think they'll understand" Bruuuv
@emu_vee
@emu_vee 3 года назад
.
@ryanbell3704
@ryanbell3704 3 года назад
“why are you wearing a mask?” “CDC guidelines” I’m deceased
@FBarge
@FBarge 3 года назад
This goes as a Covid death stat 💀
@syriuszb8611
@syriuszb8611 3 года назад
Even sadistic criminals are not that stupid to not wear a mask when in closed space with unknown person.
@padnomnidprenon9672
@padnomnidprenon9672 3 года назад
When you infringe Geneva Convention but you still abide covid guidelines
@bananaman-qj4nu
@bananaman-qj4nu 3 года назад
Hi deceased, I'm bananaman
@vastel1386
@vastel1386 3 года назад
Someone didn’t follow the guidelines
@anattemptwasmade
@anattemptwasmade 3 года назад
"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO LISTEN" LMAO Freakin' hilarious
@federalcasemaker
@federalcasemaker 3 года назад
oh how the tables have turned first it's "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO TALK" now this
@weebsailo778
@weebsailo778 2 года назад
The reverse ninjutsu
@themaninthechair4338
@themaninthechair4338 3 года назад
If you torture me, I won't tell you where the money is out of pure spite. If you don't torture me, I'll tell you as soon as I feel like I'm safe to get back to my life
@sptflcrw8583
@sptflcrw8583 3 года назад
Doubt it
@themaninthechair4338
@themaninthechair4338 3 года назад
@@sptflcrw8583 yeah I'd probably break within an hour haha
@sptflcrw8583
@sptflcrw8583 3 года назад
@@themaninthechair4338 lmao
@SteleCat
@SteleCat 3 года назад
Solid chance that whoever is doing the torturing will continue the torture or kill you after the money is found. People who commit torture do not do it for purely utilitarian reasons, even of that is how they frame it in their own minds.
@NAME-yg8sl
@NAME-yg8sl 2 года назад
I would give myself a heart attack the moment I wake up in that room
@girishjayakumar4338
@girishjayakumar4338 3 года назад
"Even a small pinch would feel like a bullet wound" - Zach Star 2021
@jasonreed7522
@jasonreed7522 3 года назад
I mean, the reason spicy food is hot is that the activation temperature of your heat sensoring nerves is lowered, so your brain thinks you mouth is on fire. Its entirely reasonable that a similar compound exists or could be made to do the same thing with your general pain receptors. Lets not think about how this would feel, but it could have different "spicyness" levels.
@user-mz7cn9hq8v
@user-mz7cn9hq8v 3 года назад
@@jasonreed7522 hmm. When I eat spicy food, my main concern is that the inside of my nose gets itchy and starts leaking like crazy, the pain is mild.
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ 3 года назад
Is this supposed to be funny? or did you just like that line?
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 года назад
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yeah... Was there a joke in that that I didn't get?
@Para1122
@Para1122 3 года назад
@@user-mz7cn9hq8v what you're eating isn't that spicy then.
@Aaron-kj8dv
@Aaron-kj8dv 3 года назад
I love that he's starting the torture with random facts. I really thought I was the only one who hated how EVERY single torture scene in movies starts with a lesson in biology.
@math3000
@math3000 3 года назад
Apparently, every criminal has a master's degree in biology
@rickbergolla4055
@rickbergolla4055 3 года назад
Or some made up bullshit "torture can only do so much, SilnCE iS REal toRture" Like yeah, sure giving them the cold shoulder is *definitely* worse then idk breaking their kneecaps
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 3 года назад
@@rickbergolla4055 Fortunately, that's why the US has blacksights in which torture is legal because it's outside of the US. Talking about the Goverment here. Still not as potent as the IRS.
@Xtroninater
@Xtroninater 3 года назад
Interestingly, there's a decent amount of reports that say the anticipation of torture is worse or more effective than the torture itself, so a little spiel to increase the victims mental stress isn't very unrealistic
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 3 года назад
@@Xtroninater Reminds me of when Ken Kanaki turned in Toyko Ghoul. Jason waited for him to wake up, before torturing him as well as alerting him of his fate. I didn't know that, but it makes total sense in context.
@alyxibiteu51
@alyxibiteu51 3 года назад
"What's the catch? What a *stupid* question! Me no ouchie. That's the catch." -iconic
@uzyna6116
@uzyna6116 3 года назад
You know, I feel like it'd be hilarious to watch the world's biggest masochist in this situation. Like, the only thing more pain'd do would make them more aroused, so there's basically nothing the kidnapper can do other than kill them.
@Ola-cb1xt
@Ola-cb1xt 3 года назад
In umbrella academy when Klaus was tortured something like this basically happened
@legrandliseurtri7495
@legrandliseurtri7495 3 года назад
I think even the world's biggest masochist will stop enjoying that pretty soon.
@libertyprime3827
@libertyprime3827 3 года назад
@@legrandliseurtri7495 Yeah even the biggest masochists have limits and pain sure as hell doesn't.
@invenblocker
@invenblocker 3 года назад
Someone get Darkness in here.
@kiera6326
@kiera6326 3 года назад
Junko
@bondymagnomous3544
@bondymagnomous3544 3 года назад
I mean, this is probably accurate. If things went this easy, the kidnapper would be pissed, and the people in the movies know that, so they first have to resist a bit, say shit like "I'll never tell you where the money is". After a while, they reveal the location, the torture stops and it's a win-win situation for both. Come to think about it, this belongs to your main channel because it is educational, Zach!
@maxiguess9922
@maxiguess9922 3 года назад
Is that a jojo reference?
@sadkritx6200
@sadkritx6200 3 года назад
@@maxiguess9922 how??
@Lukendomaster
@Lukendomaster 3 года назад
Not if the kidnapper is sadistic and enjoys torture :/
@three_crows_all_day
@three_crows_all_day 3 года назад
@@maxiguess9922 this is one of the 7,000,000+ reasons why I'll never watch jojo
@gusbart5856
@gusbart5856 3 года назад
@@three_crows_all_day Is this a jojo reference?
@itsyaboiroman3345
@itsyaboiroman3345 3 года назад
“What’s the catch? No owchie, that’s the catch.” I freaking died that was too funnyyyyyyy
@duck74UK
@duck74UK 2 года назад
Reminds me of that one interrogator that got his best results by just being nice to the people. Like, "you got kids? bam, their college has now been paid for. Now help me get the info I want?"
@limyarplane1991
@limyarplane1991 10 месяцев назад
What movie is that from? Out of curiosity.
@duck74UK
@duck74UK 10 месяцев назад
@@limyarplane1991 real life
@jhonsmith5710
@jhonsmith5710 3 года назад
I feel like this scenario has a prisoners dilemma hidden somewhere.
@baze3541
@baze3541 3 года назад
Hes just gonna tell him where the money is but criminal doesn't want him to just tell where it is, he want to torture him to get the money, so the criminal says if you JUST tell me where the money is then I'll torture you so he does not tell him where the money is because he wants no ouche. In that case the criminal doesn't get to torture him and has no money, so then we are at the first place we started where the criminal says if you don't tell me where the money is ill torture you. So he's just gonna tell him where the money is without ouchees or they are stuck in an infinite loop XD
@aegrisomnia
@aegrisomnia 2 года назад
Well. Let him tell you where the money is, then torture him anyway. Easy!
@ZekuChanU
@ZekuChanU 3 года назад
Victim: “Well well well how the turn tables” Torturer turns around to see the tables have turned: “Woah how you do that?!”
@gem9535
@gem9535 3 года назад
I want this in an action movie about magicians
@serpentinewolf7085
@serpentinewolf7085 2 года назад
@@gem9535 Fuck yeah!
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 2 года назад
Lol thats funny
@weebsailo778
@weebsailo778 2 года назад
*visible nani*
@kasukeurahara2302
@kasukeurahara2302 3 года назад
"I'll torture you if you don't tell me where the money is." "I'll tell you. It's under the porch." ".... I'ma torture you anyways." "WAIT NO I WAS LYING NOOOOOO"
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 3 года назад
I think that is the highest chance outcome. Unless they are doing it just for the money, most likely they would be quite sadistic and enjoy their illicit career.
@dragoon6551
@dragoon6551 2 года назад
Also, if you see their face and any distinguishable features you probably aren't leaving that room no matter what you say.
@kaamn1829
@kaamn1829 3 года назад
"by the way, why are you wearing a mask?" "cdc guidelines." "right, so, anyways..."
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok 3 года назад
"I mean like, you seem heroic, but at what cost? " Man, you are a production house in yourself!
@hopper6094
@hopper6094 3 года назад
Commenting, so you see how many likes you have
@w_ldan
@w_ldan 3 года назад
I mean who the hell in their right mind would die for a secret, probably only a really loyal soldier or spy
@Kenfren
@Kenfren 3 года назад
Depends on the secret and the impact of revealing it
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 3 года назад
The thing is that nobody believe thr truth. So you better come up with a reasonable lie.
@christopherclark4038
@christopherclark4038 3 года назад
The seals are told to just say whatever you can think of to get them to stop torturing you even if its straight up the truth. Unless you feel others will just be put into your position, even then it's still up to you.
@CodepageNet
@CodepageNet 2 года назад
@@christopherclark4038 is that so? you got any source for this? to me it would actually make sense what you claim, but still...
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад
People who don't know the secret will rather die before revealing it.
@controllerfreak78
@controllerfreak78 2 года назад
I’m pretty sure CDC guidelines also advise against torture
@akstefan4712
@akstefan4712 3 года назад
2:09 Okay but this part is soo cute 😂
@nicholasduncan1594
@nicholasduncan1594 3 года назад
PSA: torture is ineffective at extracting accurate information. So, yknow, dont do it to extract info?
@ohitsrusher842
@ohitsrusher842 3 года назад
Yeah what if they just ya' know, lie
@collingreenwood737
@collingreenwood737 3 года назад
That's how Salem found so many "witches" tbh
@stevenscott2136
@stevenscott2136 3 года назад
And it worked! After all, when's the last time you met a witch? We got them all!
@astolat2262
@astolat2262 3 года назад
@@stevenscott2136 ahahaha good one!**shoves pentagram out of sight**
@anastasiao4036
@anastasiao4036 3 года назад
@@stevenscott2136 *casually puts away my glass ball* Yeah, honestly. They did a good job!
@mukundyadav6913
@mukundyadav6913 3 года назад
Last time I was this early this was known as major prep
@thomasbeaumont3668
@thomasbeaumont3668 3 года назад
Underrated
@h4z4rd28
@h4z4rd28 3 года назад
Truly underrated
@Joel-pl6lh
@Joel-pl6lh 3 года назад
I think technically his main channel was called major prep but this is the secondary channel
@thomasbeaumont3668
@thomasbeaumont3668 3 года назад
@@Joel-pl6lh its a catch 22, he's never been this early
@supe4701
@supe4701 3 года назад
Villain: Tell me where the money is or I’m gonna torture you with- Person: ok, i’ll tell you Villain: I don’t want to know Reverse psychology at it finest
@bea4156
@bea4156 3 года назад
The guy’s face at 0:44 (even w the mask) had me DYING 💀💀Like this is the perfect example of “Wait, what?” Thank you RU-vid algorithm for my new favorite channel! 💯
@kiwi4058
@kiwi4058 3 года назад
not gonna lie, that cocktail would be menacingful if it were real
@soleo2783
@soleo2783 3 года назад
>menacingful
@kiwi4058
@kiwi4058 3 года назад
@@soleo2783 ikr
@liamwalton4183
@liamwalton4183 3 года назад
I wonder if it only amplifies sensitivity for pain, or whether it could be used for, ahem, other things.
@kiwi4058
@kiwi4058 3 года назад
@@liamwalton4183 ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. dingus.
@goodgenes0
@goodgenes0 3 года назад
offer me the pain solution father, for I desire torture
@rockyroadmagic4152
@rockyroadmagic4152 3 года назад
2:46 ppl with bondage kinks be like
@Kikua1612
@Kikua1612 3 года назад
All of this was amazing, but that “ugh. Men.” was downright fantastic
@MrMagnaniman
@MrMagnaniman 3 месяца назад
I have standing orders with my friends: "If I've been captured, assume they know EVERYTHING."
@cherry03512
@cherry03512 3 года назад
"i want you to not want to tell me where the money is" me: oh so you're a sadist, alright.
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 3 года назад
Torturers usually are.
@mr.e7541
@mr.e7541 3 года назад
Ahk men
@uouq9558
@uouq9558 2 года назад
@@mr.e7541 ?
@mr.e7541
@mr.e7541 2 года назад
@@uouq9558 2:45
@uouq9558
@uouq9558 2 года назад
@@mr.e7541 lol thanks
@AgarioGameplays
@AgarioGameplays 3 года назад
Zach finally realized that we only subscribe to him because of his sketches and he’s a funny guy. But we love them even more when it’s engineering sketches
@jameretief8327
@jameretief8327 3 года назад
The old soldier’s saying, “Everybody talks in the end” is absolutely true.
@endmysuffering7903
@endmysuffering7903 3 года назад
i didn't know this channel existed and it has literally made my day
@Shorelegs
@Shorelegs 3 года назад
Like Trevor Phillips said: Torture isn’t to get information, it’s for the torturer! And sometimes for the torturee but that’s not the point.
@beng4ll967
@beng4ll967 Год назад
You torture for the good times! It’s USELESS as a means of getting information! That whole speech of Trevor was pretty fire. Wish I didn’t see the torture itself unfold
@Charlie-br8wp
@Charlie-br8wp 3 года назад
Last time I was this early she was disappointed.
@yBryan1
@yBryan1 3 года назад
LOL
@mawinstallation6626
@mawinstallation6626 3 года назад
Xd
@-Solidwater
@-Solidwater 3 года назад
This took me a while.
@violettas5154
@violettas5154 3 года назад
You know, the human body has over 7 billion nerves... somehow you manage to get on every single one of mine
@blehh_mae
@blehh_mae 3 года назад
1:06 also im pretty sure most torture scenes would realisticially lead to death anyway
@MasterCode3000
@MasterCode3000 3 года назад
Gotta respect that Katy Perry Vibe tho. 💯
@RGBY-tv4hg
@RGBY-tv4hg 3 года назад
The algorithm has deemed you the chosen one, bask in its glory
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 года назад
yes
@CoolMorz
@CoolMorz 3 года назад
When I see a torture scene, I always remember Trevor from Gta V, they do it for their pleasure, the answer is secondary
@uberboss2276
@uberboss2276 2 года назад
Literally bypassed not telling the guy where the money is. A true minipulatist
@MarkT1700
@MarkT1700 3 года назад
I love how you just make weird videos on the internet now. It suits you.
@AJXO-30
@AJXO-30 3 года назад
The level of sarcasm is off the charts! 😂😂😂
@federalcasemaker
@federalcasemaker 3 года назад
3:11 S C H O O L
@r.j.tammaro8383
@r.j.tammaro8383 2 года назад
I love this little Zach universe where everyone is just perpetually chillin
@lydiamoss2632
@lydiamoss2632 3 года назад
And I thought they would have kidnapped the wrong person. Nope, was I wrong 😂
@you_lost_the_game
@you_lost_the_game 3 года назад
2:34. "CDC guidelines..."
@benhelius4204
@benhelius4204 3 года назад
I got some strong DM vibes (D&D) Especially, when he was talking about the preparation and effort he put into it
@ruinfirefly2088
@ruinfirefly2088 2 года назад
It was amazing dude. The response after "What's the catch?", I almost died laughing. lmao
@h4z4rd28
@h4z4rd28 3 года назад
Average person: AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA HEEELP PLEEAAASE SEND HELP AAAAAA
@magicflour
@magicflour 3 года назад
Never been so early in my life
@RahulChhabra29112002
@RahulChhabra29112002 3 года назад
Me too bro Thank the algorithm
@valenmolina
@valenmolina 3 года назад
Same here
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 3 года назад
"Tell me what you want." Worst question ever given the context.
@ArKeTiCt
@ArKeTiCt 3 года назад
It's all about the motives honestly, i for one would give up all the money in the world to avoid torture. But for example if it comes to selling someone out or revealing something that could get someone dear to me killed, i'd rather hold untill i'm dead.
@figo3554
@figo3554 3 года назад
Same here
@RGBY-tv4hg
@RGBY-tv4hg 3 года назад
This got better like 8 or 9 times in just a few minutes
@rsolsjo
@rsolsjo 3 года назад
Face masks in fashion "I can make a torture sketch with this!"
@acompletelynormalhuman6392
@acompletelynormalhuman6392 2 года назад
3:04 I almost thought that that would end up being a clever Segway into a raycon AD
@birdgvee4982
@birdgvee4982 3 года назад
I wouldn‘t use phrases „cut out the middle man“ with a guy holding a knife at me. Then again, as a hobby writer, I get that the guy gets mad that he can‘t torture him.😂
@molinodeviento8598
@molinodeviento8598 3 года назад
"Me no ouchie." - Hahahahaha, I am dying! Zach, you must be dirrecting movies, I am demanding a FULL movie!!!
@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters
@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters 3 года назад
Okay but the fact he played "I kissed a girl" is everything
@counttommymarion7319
@counttommymarion7319 9 месяцев назад
the amount of nerves in a human body, back-to-back can go from the sun to the earth.
@heavenlything
@heavenlything 3 года назад
this guy DOES look like a horror game protag though
@DarkLynel
@DarkLynel 3 месяца назад
Thats more like philosopher gets kidnapped
@chessematics
@chessematics 2 года назад
That "Wow, this is torture!" got me 😂😂😂
@ritomroy7934
@ritomroy7934 Год назад
"What's the catch" "Me no ouchy" 🤣
@randomname8616
@randomname8616 2 года назад
Should've told him that his effort wasn't wasted as he'd do good as an actor for a part of a bad guy and that he'd be succesful as an actor with those skills.
@raquelmary6312
@raquelmary6312 3 года назад
This guy is honestly the funniest and most relatable RU-vidr of all time. Sending good vibes your way from the UF MAE department. 😍
@dcgreatman
@dcgreatman 3 года назад
Wait... relatable? How often do you get kidnapped and threatened to be tortured by someone who wants to know where some money is but doesn't want you to want them to know where the money is?
@josephdahdouh2725
@josephdahdouh2725 3 года назад
@@dcgreatman Everynight, but on Netflix
@coffeebot7016
@coffeebot7016 3 года назад
This is the highest quality comedy I've seen on RU-vid in years. Well written, clever, excellent delivery, all around fantastic. 10/10. I honestly am conflicted though -- I want you to get big as a channel because you are one of the few that obviously deserves it, but I don't want your content to be influenced by massive success. Regardless, I'm sharing this with a bunch of friends. Cheers.
@Doomted90
@Doomted90 3 года назад
Roles are reversed ftw! Ty youtube algorithm for bringing this gem to me! And thank you Zach for making it! Like that one guy in the Troy movie based on that book by that other one guy, I will remember the name!
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 3 года назад
Imagine if all people acted like this during a robbery
@Quisqualis
@Quisqualis 3 года назад
This guy is so underrated
@nicklopez8004
@nicklopez8004 2 года назад
2:00 i would have said why dont you kidnap a rich person and then ask them where the money is, they would put a fight for sure
@Vaaaaadim
@Vaaaaadim 3 года назад
This doesn't look like an average person, this looks like an interrogation/torture scene where the character being tortured is an average person. I can't believe I've been falsely advertised to.
@dragskcinnay3184
@dragskcinnay3184 10 месяцев назад
The BMCB(*) certifies this as a Certified Bruh Moment (*)Bruh Moments Certification Board
@notmychairnotmyproblem
@notmychairnotmyproblem 3 года назад
I tell my friends all the time don't ever commit a serious crime around me because all it takes is the slightest breeze of pressure to get me to roll on anybody 😅🙂🙃
@joeschmoe4622
@joeschmoe4622 Год назад
For a throwaway line "me no ouchie, that's the catch" is just comedy gold
@RayMak
@RayMak 2 года назад
Average person is straight to the point
@bullymaguire5838
@bullymaguire5838 2 года назад
Here before someone else likes your comment😂
@johnb4593
@johnb4593 2 года назад
Ok.
@MikeDaddyMCS
@MikeDaddyMCS 3 года назад
Working all that overtime only for taxes to take a quarter of it is a date worse than death
@nanow1990
@nanow1990 3 года назад
Now imagine if this guy would start telling the location and torturer would put headphones on and keep slicing this dude and humming the song
@zioncristwell6201
@zioncristwell6201 2 года назад
Now that's torture
@22Tech
@22Tech 3 года назад
These skits are awesome. You are a great actor and i love these characters
@carazy123_
@carazy123_ 3 года назад
Dude, you just keep getting more hilarious. I'm so glad you started doing sketches on your own!
@pulsare.m.6719
@pulsare.m.6719 2 года назад
1:36 so true!
@ForeverGazette
@ForeverGazette Год назад
“Ugh, men.” I’m actually in tears
@julienperrier657
@julienperrier657 3 года назад
if only RU-vid had more quality content like this.
Далее
When one of the hostages is Trans
6:43
Просмотров 541 тыс.
Smart Sigma Kid #funny #sigma #comedy
00:19
Просмотров 4,9 млн
Aytishuv😎😍
01:01
Просмотров 337 тыс.
Squid Game Pitch Meeting
7:59
Просмотров 3,6 млн
The World’s Worst Translator | Alternatino
3:54
Просмотров 21 млн
"Laurie's my Demon."
2:41
Просмотров 15 тыс.
When you're a priest but you watch horror movies
6:24
Просмотров 459 тыс.
Skyrim Speedrun, but I get a RANDOM WEAPON every hit
14:38
Americans getting health insurance for the first time
5:59
Small Talk
5:00
Просмотров 1,4 млн
When the kidnappers call the police
6:07
Просмотров 337 тыс.
When you're stuck in a Saw movie with your ex
3:43
Просмотров 904 тыс.
Панда 🐼🤣❤️
0:58
Просмотров 2,9 млн