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@themysticsamoan
@themysticsamoan Год назад
I used to work 50 hours a week just to pay the bills. Now I own my business and I work 24/7 and I’m broke.
@skrpt47
@skrpt47 Год назад
​@@ConontheBinarianthen it's not anymore an overnight success
@skrpt47
@skrpt47 Год назад
Good thing you're not poor
@RinkyRoo2021
@RinkyRoo2021 Год назад
All the storys they tell are BS ,the I started in a Garage is a myth ,the family usually had lots of money.......I ve been working in my garage for 16 years and cant escape😅
@Sirciel
@Sirciel Год назад
​@@RinkyRoo2021nub
@asmongoldsmouth9839
@asmongoldsmouth9839 Год назад
​@@Sircielnub is a short version of something that was long. Like a finger that was amputated. I think you mean, "noob".
@Mrevits78
@Mrevits78 Год назад
"We pay you as much as we let you think you're worth." I laughed, I cried...mostly cried.
@sublimed13
@sublimed13 Год назад
Sounds like Rich Dad, Poor Dad when he says businesses pay workers just enough to keep them working, and workers do just enough work to stay at the business
@natenate2280
@natenate2280 Год назад
maybe get a useful job
@Vooda88
@Vooda88 Год назад
They pay us enough that we wouldn't starve, but not enough so we could save enough money to quit
@Vooda88
@Vooda88 Год назад
@@natenate2280 Does an only electrician in a hospital sounds useful enough for you? And I barely make enough to last me until the next payday
@skrpt47
@skrpt47 Год назад
​@@Vooda88You gotta find something else. You're working in a hospital, with that background there will for sure be better places hiring you
@CMyBigHarryBLLS
@CMyBigHarryBLLS Год назад
This is funny,relatable, and depressing all at the same time dang
@CatEyedGoddess
@CatEyedGoddess Год назад
Let’s also add the corporate brainwashing of, “ there’s no such thing as that’s not my job. “ or your manager can delegate their responsibilities to the ppl that report to them. So in other words, we will pay you to only do your job on paper but in reality we can force you to do your job and your boss’s job ( even though they get paid more to do their own job) as well as other additional task we decide to add to your plate and please don’t tells you are too busy. We don’t care. Also when raises come none of your extra work will be taken into consideration. Only the 3 mistakes you made 10 months earlier.
@andyb.1643
@andyb.1643 Год назад
The really frustrating part of it all is that when you’re an exceptional person and manage to do the job you were hired to do so well that you’re not overworked and stressed out, your boss will give you more to do until you ARE overworked & stressed out. Got time to go grab some coffee and a smoke? You must be fucking off! Give that guy more work, but no raise or promotions. We used to have a sort of a true joke at this place I once worked at- "Working here is like working in a whorehouse... the better you are, the more everyone wants to f*** you..."
@CatEyedGoddess
@CatEyedGoddess Год назад
@@andyb.1643 👏👏👏👏 1000% correct!!!!
@jneusbaum3697
@jneusbaum3697 Год назад
Too true Goddess.
@yes-me6yg
@yes-me6yg Год назад
Corporations: the totalitarian nightmare run by parasites that nobody asked for
@M4RK_H4RRIS
@M4RK_H4RRIS Год назад
This needs to be heard 😮
@latandlon
@latandlon Год назад
This is how our society works, thanks for showing the passion jobs 😀
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
Our pleasure!
@roxaskinghearts
@roxaskinghearts Год назад
Fun fact taiwann semiconductors owns the chip that will power our modern future intel skull canyon nuc where most pcs take 300 watts this takes 75 watts compared to the iphone now to what this chip is capable of for blockchain google as a whole the internet as a whole the fun fact about these chips is if made right could live for the next 100 years but any autocracy limits and this could litterally take till 2100 to 100% automate you out of our economy as elon musk just end death its not as dumb as it sounds neural lace has already established from its parent company the ability to augment sight into the blind with no eyes or a coma patient
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 Год назад
Missed a chance to also mention that because the creative passion jobs involve doing things people consider fun and fulfilling, there are so many people trying to do them professionally that the competition becomes desperately cutthroat and however good and passionate you are, you'll probably be passed up time and again in favor of someone slightly better (by various employers' standards). Or just someone with 25 years of experience in the field. Overpopulation is great!!
@roxaskinghearts
@roxaskinghearts Год назад
@@hazukichanx408 Over population fulfilling jobs dude what are you even talking about do you like being broke Doctors overpopulated job lawyers overpopulated job Construction Overpopulated jobs Blue collar workers over populated jobs art pays a living wage and requires you to learn tools like unity or unreal music pays people beyond living wage again 99% of jobs are pointless and can easily be 100% automated today waymo is in 6 countries 30 states of America
@coreyroberts47
@coreyroberts47 Год назад
@@hazukichanx408 it’s not as populated as you think. Just nobody wants to pay for it but everyone wants to consume it. First show I played I got paid in pizza
@davionwilliams4011
@davionwilliams4011 Год назад
Being a digital artist with more and more time going by since I've actually sat down and created something, that last bit hit hard 😅😂
@thomasvleminckx
@thomasvleminckx Год назад
How does it feel being replaced with AI
@qualivia
@qualivia Год назад
"Don't worry, Friend, with the rise of AI Art, you won't be saddled with commissioned work that pays you less than $5 an hour when you consider the amount of effort and time you put into a project when a robot will eventually replace you and your colleagues all the while using your work as a template and selling art pieces that it made copying your style. Isn't that swell"
@zonyae29047
@zonyae29047 Год назад
I've been drawing for the past 10 years and every time someone tells me I need to commodify my art I just want to put the pencil down more. Like bruh let me enjoy literally anything without trying to make a side hussle out of it
@Pancakegr8
@Pancakegr8 Год назад
@@zonyae29047Having someone tell you to commodify your art is annoying enough on its own, but it gets worse when the person telling you knows absolutely nothing about marketing or how time consuming the creative process can be… which is pretty much everyone now that I think about it :/
@BatsiraiMusuka
@BatsiraiMusuka Год назад
@@thomasvleminckxdon’t worry…everything starts with the creative sector before it manifests in other forms. I didn’t believe it, but my own mother who is in carework/nursing said there is talk of moving more patients out to be treated from home with automated monitoring. So…even that is in the crosshairs.
@thexreaper6930
@thexreaper6930 Год назад
As a laborer myself I can say this is almost true. I have to make sure I don't hurt my neck or back when I am lifting heavy objects. Not every hand jobs will make you look healthy and fit. On the contrary, these type of jobs don't build you up, they wear you down, resulting in not just injuries but also weight gain. Imagine being Santa Clause, but fatter and sadder, but somehow stronger then your average joe. Also, many of these people are either well pass retirement age or have some sort of physical or mental issues/disabilities yet still require to work like soldiers in the military. Remember at the end of the day all that matters is producing results for your higher ups and making sure you are on their good side when they "need" to cut production cost.
@thexreaper6930
@thexreaper6930 Год назад
@@AA-xj6ho Sounds like it's about time to find a new job. One that pays more and doesn't require you working overtime.
@jenkathefridge3933
@jenkathefridge3933 Год назад
​@@AA-xj6ho find a different job
@minimalistvlogger3467
@minimalistvlogger3467 Год назад
why dont you try other types of jobs that arent physically demanding?
@airviper6
@airviper6 Год назад
To those that ask, “Why don’t you just look for another job”? That is a great question, please allow me a couple moments of your time to share my answer to your question on behalf of this laborer. Yes, you may simply look for another job but acquiring a stable job/career takes time, experience, money, sometimes good credit, and a positive employment history. I’m sure there are probably other factors, but those are the ones I could think of quickly. Money can become less of an issue if you utilize financial aid from various government programs, but acceptance is not guaranteed, nor is full reimbursement or upfront coverage costs. Time and energy are the next biggest points that continuously become more and more thin. Employers are cutting hours down per week, anywhere from 30 minutes to 10 hours, or they’re making you perform additional hours (OT pay or Not). It wouldn’t be bad for anyone if house were lower and pay was starting to come back to the workers.
@thexreaper6930
@thexreaper6930 Год назад
@@airviper6 Thank you for trying to answer this question for us. I don't know what type of career I want. All I desire is a good job that pays good money, enough to get my own house and make a decent living. Currently I make more money now then any previous jobs I have ever held (over $17 per hour) While I do have medicaid currently (for how much longer I don't know), I don't rely on any other government programs for money due to the constant change in political opinions, requirements, consequences, etc. For me, the government is too unreliable. As for time and energy, my job fortunately does not require much overtime from me on a regular bases, but that is made up by the sheer amount of work that needs to get done on a daily bases. Truthfully, it's draining and exhausting, but it needs to be done for both our store and for our customers (even if neither or fully appreciate it).
@OfNoImport
@OfNoImport Год назад
No wonder unaliving and depression are at pandemic levels :-/
@gwils7879
@gwils7879 Год назад
Like nearly as bad as the Great Depression, actually.
@HackersSun
@HackersSun Год назад
Eh, my two years off earned me a data entry job that feels the same as sitting on the dole Only they switched my department to be under the lab and not the administrative branch and the lab techs are a bunch of power hungry assholes
@johnlucas6683
@johnlucas6683 Год назад
Nah, just more in the know now because of social media or whatever's used in the internet to connect people.
@Louis13XIII
@Louis13XIII Год назад
@@johnlucas6683 false, depression’s skyrocketing
@jashanestone
@jashanestone Год назад
Outside of people not smoking cigarettes as well. A lot of people are losing their minds because more people stop smoking cigarettes to calm their minds. A sad truth.
@mafiacat88
@mafiacat88 Год назад
This was a top-tier one. Can't wait to talk to my plumber friend about his hand-job
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
Haha perfect
@jackannoon
@jackannoon Год назад
I hope he cleans your pipes well
@mathgasm8484
@mathgasm8484 Год назад
@@cracked my brother is a plumber as his hand job. My dad types squares like I do.
@jneusbaum3697
@jneusbaum3697 Год назад
mafiacat88. And his plumbers crack. lol
@kevinmcqueenie7420
@kevinmcqueenie7420 Год назад
This episode hit the hardest ever. Unvarnished truth but delivered with a wink. Excellent.
@timothylopez8572
@timothylopez8572 Год назад
Forgotten movie we should all watch. "The Toy" with Rychard Pryor. Where a spoiled, inherited wealth having, kid sees a black man in a store and "buys him" as a "toy". That's how these people see us, not all of them. "YOU! ARE! A! TOY! You are a CHILDS PLAY THING!" And some of those charming aristocrats are like Cid from "toy story", AKA Donald Trump.
@a-s-greig
@a-s-greig Год назад
@@timothylopez8572 and there goes another one giving the orange man free advertising.
@unprofessionalreviews26
@unprofessionalreviews26 Год назад
The last shots were not a blooper, it was this actor getting paid for the shoot.
@chriskelso723
@chriskelso723 Год назад
Lol
@hujiaming6151
@hujiaming6151 Год назад
No, not about actor, it is true because after all they found they really need physical workers after all, more than it looks like on the outside, so they keep throwing money at him.
@1ntoTheAbyss
@1ntoTheAbyss Год назад
I know this was suppose to be 100% comedy. But it turned out to be 100% reality. I cried while I laughed. 😭😆10/10 though
@chaosmastermind
@chaosmastermind Год назад
That is the same reason why I consider "Idiocracy" to be a horror movie based on a true story.
@Sush9546
@Sush9546 Год назад
I cried too then took a shit came back and ate my dinner i did a lot of things today🤔
@MsDudette21
@MsDudette21 Год назад
only reason im not crying is cuz I now work a job I really love. too bad my coworkers can be such nasty bitches to the point it's wearing on me...
@undyingknowledge7818
@undyingknowledge7818 Год назад
@@MsDudette21 i guess just be happy your working at a job you love, ive been working at a crap job for what seems forever, i'm relatively old with little ambition AND with having no ambition/energy, i feel stuck in my position in life....I'll take your coworkers who are being nasty bitches any day lol.
@scottb9997
@scottb9997 Год назад
What is it that you think comedy is
@zaczane
@zaczane Год назад
“Because they don’t like you” close up Had me Rolling
@salyer125
@salyer125 Год назад
Damn just damn this one hits a special spot in a nightmarish way
@curtiswhiteheadjr1322
@curtiswhiteheadjr1322 Год назад
Almost 30 years of doing hand jobs got me aching everywhere, but my nose and forehead. Roger Keeps It 💯
@TheMpo1986
@TheMpo1986 Год назад
I work in a grocery store. In a few short hours ill be dealing with horrible customers. Its just not worth it anymore.
@emphasis20
@emphasis20 Год назад
Try to transfer to the floor at least.
@shaneh9591
@shaneh9591 Год назад
4:27 Absolutely destroyed lmao
@DyrianLightbringer
@DyrianLightbringer Год назад
I have gone from people jobs to hand jobs, and I'm spending the next couple of years studying so I can try to get a table job. Meanwhile, in my off time, I try to pursue a passion job.
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 Год назад
I'd just as soon stick with hand jobs. I really enjoy hand jobs.
@cryptbeast3222
@cryptbeast3222 Год назад
Same
@Catseye189
@Catseye189 Год назад
Yep
@arcguardian
@arcguardian Год назад
Cool story.
@cravenmoorehead5636
@cravenmoorehead5636 Год назад
Roger is the only reason I sub to this channel
@junkonatsumizaka5149
@junkonatsumizaka5149 Год назад
Same here. I love his heavy cynicism.
@speedy4530
@speedy4530 Год назад
Wish they played this in every job training videos
@jneusbaum3697
@jneusbaum3697 Год назад
Too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@raza2594
@raza2594 Год назад
"Like me, I love what I do" "For now." 5:23 I missed you Roger.
@damianluna7700
@damianluna7700 Год назад
I love how Roger can say all these evil things with a big reassuring smile on his face. Also I love how the artist is the only one who's happy.
@kagobonestalker1487
@kagobonestalker1487 Год назад
As a laborer I can confirm "Dammit, a new ache today, but at least I'm jacked!"
@jneusbaum3697
@jneusbaum3697 Год назад
kagobonestalker1487. Sounds like you could use a 'hand job' ...Just don't dip your pen in the company ink.
@unclejeezy674
@unclejeezy674 Год назад
"When I finish pushing squares, I drive home and relax by sitting at a different table and pushing the same squares but in a different order " I had to stop the video and just have a moment crying
@lightbeingform
@lightbeingform Год назад
Roger is a treasure. Also I hope he pays his writer(s) well 😂❤
@UnsaltedCashew38
@UnsaltedCashew38 Год назад
Minimum wage, Roger keeps the papers with the faces 😄
@tystin_gaming
@tystin_gaming Год назад
They sit at Roger's desk pushing squares
@GrimGalore
@GrimGalore Год назад
Having worked for a State Employment Agency, I can authoritativly say: Fact Check True 100%
@Atsumari
@Atsumari Год назад
Having worked for employment development warns of the uS federal government… indeed you speak much truth. Now let’s all get back to giving our face paper away for services that employers would have to pay for anyway without them (infrastructure)
@rubenlopez2764
@rubenlopez2764 Год назад
As someone without a job, this video is informative. I think I would like to get one of those hand jobs...
@setcheck67
@setcheck67 Год назад
Just remember to keep up your protein intake, get good rest, and never take a risk of hurting yourself that you don't have to.
@ricksanchez3204
@ricksanchez3204 Год назад
How have I just now found this wonderful man? Oh my God. This is just the best humor... holy crap I just don't have the words this is so awesome
@GnomeEU
@GnomeEU Год назад
Funny part is now we work 45 years of our life, and the young generation can't even build a house from it. I'm pretty sure hunting would take way less time.
@TheSpicyLeg
@TheSpicyLeg Год назад
I was a young man when I built my house. I actually built it myself, though. Only hired an excavator and roofer (I hate roofing!), did everything else myself. Took me a good 3 months of daily work and then another year of weekends, but I ended up building a 5600 square foot house for a little under 55k buckaroos. Pays to be a master electrician and journeyman pipe fitter.
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman Год назад
5:12 I love how the camera wobbles to show how it's bigger and greater, outside of our view, yet still within the frame.
@neowolf09
@neowolf09 Год назад
Love you Rodger! The end bit really made me smile 😂
@AngelofAmbrosia
@AngelofAmbrosia Год назад
“Fragile meat suit.” That phrase really speaks to me.
@terrysaunders7107
@terrysaunders7107 Год назад
Thanks Roger.
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
You're welcome
@TheresaRobertsonLROL
@TheresaRobertsonLROL Год назад
Roger should have more videos. Hope you pay him a lot of face papers for helping us laugh.
@LiamWakefield
@LiamWakefield Год назад
I honestly thought that "The most dangerous game" was written by Ernest Hemingway, but did a quick check before posting about it and found that it was a short story by Richard Connell. Thank you for the inspiring the opportunity to learn something besides the fact that, whilst I may not be replaced by a robot any time soon, there is always another meat suit which not only has the capacity to do so, but also the will to make it so.
@katanatamar4188
@katanatamar4188 Год назад
I work a hand job… in a huge building with huge machines that make shapes from corrugated board so other companies can place their products into them. But my passion is to work a different hand job with smaller machines, cutting shapes out of fabric to put together so other meat sacks can cover themselves with them. ☺️ Also, it won’t wear my body down as much lol
@charlespittsjr604
@charlespittsjr604 Год назад
I love Roger . More of this please.
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
More coming!
@anthonyfaucy2761
@anthonyfaucy2761 Год назад
@@cracked please make a part 2 of 'If jobs were honest' as theres so much more to add
@Taylor-yt8vp
@Taylor-yt8vp Год назад
This is hilariously accurate , and it also hurts💀💀
@TheNddyCelestine
@TheNddyCelestine Год назад
Did he just call our bodies a meat suit?😅 That's so dark😂
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 Год назад
I was right on time. Then they expect you to retire once you're a senior after slaving your 🧬 life away
@sebastianacevedo9444
@sebastianacevedo9444 Год назад
I love the implications that Roger is a God. Also funny but I am the artist trying to find my audience while also working a desk job
@deadweight194
@deadweight194 27 дней назад
4:28 my life in 4 words 💀
@shaun469
@shaun469 Год назад
Im a farmer. 95% of the work i do is done by robots/machinery. You just need to know how to use them
@inkwarsandroid3963
@inkwarsandroid3963 Год назад
this man needs to win an Oscar
@OHYEAH-km3md
@OHYEAH-km3md Год назад
rog low key hinting his feels after coming out of retirement
@MONICAANICA
@MONICAANICA Год назад
"""Pushing squares for pages with faces"""" ha ha ha. ...good one😂😉😃😘😀
@alexanderwhite8320
@alexanderwhite8320 Год назад
This is why I chose option 2 (hunting and scavenging in society). And I never regretted it. Who cares if some people think I am evil? I am not. I never kill or make others suffer without necessity. It never makes me happy. Only thing that makes me happy is having free time and true freedom of choice. Compared to people around me who must work unsatisfying jobs for long hours or become homeless, I am truly thankful that I can do whatever I want.
@jessielynn
@jessielynn Год назад
So are you a scam artist or what?
@davecullins1606
@davecullins1606 Год назад
I'd definitely say robbing or scamming people isn't a necessity. You're robbing people of the little economic freedom that they have left.
@outtheredude
@outtheredude Год назад
Sooo, are you a cat?
@arcguardian
@arcguardian Год назад
U should revisit what option 2 actually was in the video. It was literally a cannibal/dumpster diver.
@alexanderwhite8320
@alexanderwhite8320 Год назад
@@jessielynn smuggler, but also do other related jobs.
@Hebrews.11.1.3
@Hebrews.11.1.3 Год назад
The 'once over' the blue-Collar gave him. 🤣🤣🤣
@HT-rq5pi
@HT-rq5pi Год назад
Everyone in the comment section seems to agree with the video, however people don't seem to have any problem having kids and forcing people into this shitty existence where they are forced to do shitty work.
@tinoesroho
@tinoesroho Год назад
some people want to have lil human pets or minions, and that's... fucked up
@ShinChara
@ShinChara Год назад
When you're 80 years old and fall down in your kitchen and break your hip, you need someone you can rely on to check in on you regularly so you don't spend days lying on the floor in agony until you finally die from dehydration.
@ChrisLitton
@ChrisLitton Год назад
Weird way of putting it, I wouldn't let my daughter do a menial job.
@no_more_spamplease5121
@no_more_spamplease5121 Год назад
​@@ShinCharaToo much work for too many years just to obtain a temporary relief in an age when we'll all kick the bucket anyway. This bargain is not worth it.
@DemonicAdj
@DemonicAdj Год назад
Because dogs won't talk. Or some biological imperative.
@lich8546
@lich8546 4 месяца назад
If rather fi the 1st and 2nd option. It seems easy and more fun
@georgemorley1029
@georgemorley1029 Год назад
I relate to pushing-squares table man.
@neizanmendez6317
@neizanmendez6317 Год назад
Roger being the most based human being in this forsaken times really checks.
@micahhurst8986
@micahhurst8986 Год назад
Sad but True and Funny too! It’s nice to see a video that explains how working in society actually is. Most people just can’t see it. Good luck my fellow skeleton filled meat sacks.
@billyjoeallen
@billyjoeallen Год назад
"anthropomorphic labor donkey" FTW!
@BobbyMidnightRocks
@BobbyMidnightRocks 2 месяца назад
If Rodger was honest. "I show up to narrate these video shoots written by other debt slave's for direct deposit of 1's and zero's into my account hopefully to sustain me for the next year or so, depending on my imminent passing. Because im smarter than you. Even though all my words are a script im reading because i didnt actually come up with any of these hilarious, realistic sketch's."
@TroPy1n
@TroPy1n Год назад
also, with the blue collar one, usually you can vent frustration by yelling or hitting the problem, sometime fixing it the process ( I still remember seeing a electromotor start up after serieus threats by the technician). Customer jobs you can't really do that
@sidserv1978
@sidserv1978 Год назад
I just turned 45 and am lucky enough to already have retired once already. My wife and I do not have to work anymore but we do because we want to. I enjoy my current job as a school bus mechanic. I plan to fully retire at 55 and enjoy the rest of my life. Also zero college degree. I attended a trade school.
@feliciajenkins5041
@feliciajenkins5041 Год назад
I want to say something about managers but the FBI will start following me.
@justgoodclicks2023
@justgoodclicks2023 Год назад
I LOVE the brutal honesty of this clip, it should be taught in schools, give them a head start about what it's all about.
@jasonjones2810
@jasonjones2810 4 месяца назад
Pages with feces and tables with squares.
@TiagoMorbusSa
@TiagoMorbusSa Год назад
I wish this was a parody :(
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
Same tbh
@withershin
@withershin Год назад
There's got to be more to life than that... hmmm...
@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf
@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf Год назад
yeah.....
@velstadtvonausterlitz2338
@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 Год назад
:'(
@Nuke_Skywalker
@Nuke_Skywalker Год назад
@@withershin easy: seize the means of production.
@michaelfairchild
@michaelfairchild Год назад
As blue collar worker that made me laugh hard. "Hand jobs", "Selling your body".
@MelGibsonFan
@MelGibsonFan Год назад
@@tsharabrown3719 It’s like Rodney Dangerfield said, sex work, you got it, you sell and you still got it. Lol
@jimmym3352
@jimmym3352 Год назад
I'm a technician, technically blue collar, though not particularly physically demanding (though occasionally I have to move machines). Regardless, I'll call my job a hand job from here on out. I give good hand jobs.
@trenvert123
@trenvert123 Год назад
@@tsharabrown3719 That's actually cool. I've occasionally thought about trying to break into that industry, but then I remember that I have a very low libido, and that I'd probably be miserable doing that.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 Год назад
It's funny how many derogatory terms people have invented specifically so that they can use them on various others and feel superior to them. This endless struggle to pose and posture, to bellow one's "alpha-ness" (a theory debunked by its own originator) from the rooftops, lest others confuse oneself for some sort of non-protagonist in the story each of us is living. Life is either a pretty cool co-operative game, or Player-vs-Player hell. I know which I'd rather live in!
@slimjaydee
@slimjaydee Год назад
I'm a "street walker" myself. I deliver mail
@rarri1982
@rarri1982 Год назад
Table guys face is so desperate but fake "happy" at the same time! I resonate with that
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
We actually tied him there
@clevelandmaker386
@clevelandmaker386 Год назад
@@cracked TRUTH
@Chetloore
@Chetloore Год назад
It bothers me how real this is. I would much rather watch Roger than Adam ruins everything. They're both good but Adam just educates, I feel like people are too far gone for that. Roger on the other hand makes you feel like a f****** idiot and I think that might be what the world needs.
@chewycenter
@chewycenter Год назад
Totally captured The Work Face.
@rarri1982
@rarri1982 Год назад
@@cracked 😂
@blackhogarth4049
@blackhogarth4049 Год назад
I'm someone who has a "hand job." After 22 years, my neck and back are developing chronic pain. The solution? Spend a whole bunch of paper with faces on physical therapy. So I can keep working. For more face papers. So I can pay for more physical therapy.
@minimalistvlogger3467
@minimalistvlogger3467 Год назад
would you ever consider a different job like a "people" one or a "table" one?
@geokon3
@geokon3 Год назад
@@minimalistvlogger3467 If he takes a people job he will need other kind of therapy...
@brerrabbit4265
@brerrabbit4265 Год назад
I feel ya. 35 years as a steel fabricator/machine builder and 10 years doing tree work, back, neck, shoulders, knees, eyes, lungs and mental health have all taken a hit. Somehow, I still do not qualify for disability.
@ronlugbill1400
@ronlugbill1400 Год назад
So, become a physical therapist. Then you can pay yourself paper with faces on it.
@cryptoruntz
@cryptoruntz Год назад
gay
@xxcrysad3000xx
@xxcrysad3000xx Год назад
"... in an ouroborusian cycle of entitled sadness." lmao, i dunno who wrote that line but give that squarepusher a raise!
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
Mom! I got a raise!
@satvikgupta9549
@satvikgupta9549 Год назад
@@cracked ​ @Cracked Sorry you have to engage with people in the comments like this, this cannot possibly be a fulfilling use of your PR/Marketing degree... That one was pretty funny though...disingenuous but funny
@lilmike2710
@lilmike2710 Год назад
Sounds like something that some Marxist says to sell Communism to a classroom of empty headed dreamers. The gospel of the resentful.
@xxcrysad3000xx
@xxcrysad3000xx Год назад
@@lilmike2710 whatever you say grandpa!
@lilmike2710
@lilmike2710 Год назад
@@xxcrysad3000xx You think I'm your Grandpa? What stroke of brilliance popped into your neck bearded head that caused that failure of presumption?
@lux_24601
@lux_24601 Год назад
Why choose between a desk, physical labor, or people job when you can be a nurse and have all 3? Hahaha 😭
@laurac7289
@laurac7289 Год назад
Or a primary school teacher!
@bolla999999999
@bolla999999999 Год назад
Same thing as any other job tbh. Lack of staff and the nightshifts is generaly what sucks. Hour for hour it really aint that special. Just as i told my butcher friend: I could do what you do but I apreciate that you do it so I don`t have to.
@ArunShankartheRealOne
@ArunShankartheRealOne Год назад
@@laurac7289 As a father of two, I can say school teachers have it much worse. But I presume the job has its moments.
@JimBob-eg7vq
@JimBob-eg7vq Год назад
I'm so tired of nurses bitching
@NekoTamer15
@NekoTamer15 Год назад
I was about to ask what category medical falls under. You're absolutely right
@brianchaplin9085BEC.
@brianchaplin9085BEC. 11 месяцев назад
I worked in labor job for 40 years the one thing I learned quickly is your employer will take everything you can give to the job and when you can't perform your tasks they'll step over your body and get someone else. You are totally expendable they don't give a rat's ass whether you live or die.
@Aryan_Gentleman_
@Aryan_Gentleman_ 7 месяцев назад
That's capitalism for you. Under a different socioeconomic system, such as National Socialism, this sort of disregard is not permitted.
@Baseballisbest67
@Baseballisbest67 7 месяцев назад
Damn right
@TheDogondone
@TheDogondone 6 месяцев назад
I manage laborers, and sadly yes this is 100% true. I've had to move past 3 employees just in the past year. It's not something most business owners enjoy doing, but it comes with the job as foreman contractor or business owner.
@Michael_Oliver_
@Michael_Oliver_ 5 месяцев назад
@@Aryan_Gentleman_ You do realize that "National Socialism" is just rebranded Communism right? I will stick with Capitalism, thank you very much.
@Aryan_Gentleman_
@Aryan_Gentleman_ 5 месяцев назад
@Michael_Oliver_ ah yes! National Socialism is very much rebranded communism, with how it exalts and protects the family, upholds religious protection, and ensures private property rights. Men and women worked 36 hour work weeks. Under NS, a newly wedded man and woman could take out a home loan and, for every child they had, what they owed was reduced by 25%. Have four kids and the home was yours without having to pay a dime back. That's like mega levels of communism! Such stark overlap with Marx's goals of abolishing the family, abolishing religion, abolishing private property and abolishing marriage. It's crazy how people like you who have clearly never read anything written by NS officials or have watched documentaries not published by tiny hats make such stupid claims.
@ElGuerreroMaya
@ElGuerreroMaya Год назад
Thanks for describing the horrifying distopian society billionaires and politicians have entrapped us in
@MostHighEmperorPalpatine
@MostHighEmperorPalpatine Год назад
It's only a trap because they've convinced you that you have no power. We outnumber them a million to 1
@dinglesworld
@dinglesworld Год назад
“It’s ok though because at least you’re not that ‘other’ person” -How plantation owners justified screwing over small farmers during the you-know-what-times
@USAads2023
@USAads2023 Год назад
What would be the solution? Communism or going back to be hunter gater/farmers? One doesn’t work as it is anti intellectual and the other doesn’t work as machines have done products so cheap you will live in poverty. And I am talking real poverty, no shoes poverty, no American poverty where your car is 2 years old
@RandJ1996
@RandJ1996 Год назад
Go live off land......you have no idea what horrifying is.
@arizonanative7409
@arizonanative7409 Год назад
Amen!
@judelarkin2883
@judelarkin2883 Год назад
I managed to upgrade from a hand job to a table job. Yay. Big win. 🎉 😅 He’s completely right. I don’t use any more technical skill at my table job than I did at my hand job but I am now much more “respected.” Our society has messed up priorities.
@jneusbaum3697
@jneusbaum3697 Год назад
judelarkin2883. There's NOTHING wrong with a good 'hand job'.
@jaxonboys3366
@jaxonboys3366 Год назад
The more you sit down, the more you make and the more you make, the more respect. Here's the paradox that goes with it. You don't get paid well because you get no respect, you get no respect because you don't get paid well. Hard one to get out of.
@eduardochavacano
@eduardochavacano Год назад
Lol
@Perfidion
@Perfidion Год назад
I've done all four, and they were all equally shit, just in slightly different ways. Actually, no... the "people jobs" were probably the worst.
@hawk66100
@hawk66100 Год назад
Table job sounds unpleasant. With a hand job I know what to expect and know how it’s gonna end.
@kobuseksteen411
@kobuseksteen411 Год назад
You skipped the part where Roger takes back 30% of the face papers he just gave you for doing the job, but doesn't do that to the people who own the most face papers since they hide they facepapers in special facepaper protecting buildings in different countries.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 Год назад
Representative Democracy hasn't worked in over 50 years because politicians will always come from the monied classes and be beholden to their Corporate Donors, only way we avoid this apocalypse is to stage a Velvet Revolution to install a Scaled Direct Democracy. Citizen Initiated Referendums with thresholds and a Social Contract using Blockchain technology means communities can vote their own policies without parties or politicians. Banning Beef, Oil, and Fishing Subsidies would stall climate change and habitat degradation overnight. Thorium Energy renders their global oil monopoly obsolete. Police can be actively policed by an independent public authority with the power to prosecute bad actors in our own courts. Or we can bend over and accept our Orwellian future
@Isaiah094
@Isaiah094 Год назад
Ah, the most important part
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor Год назад
You know.... it's not incredibly hard to hide MOST inside your own country.
@senffabrik4903
@senffabrik4903 Год назад
taxes? The ones that pay the roads you walk on? These are taken by public, and given to the handworker. Maybe to the artist too and the squaretyper desk guy. See it more meta please.
@johnmccrossan9376
@johnmccrossan9376 Год назад
We should get some different country hiding buildings for people with not as many face papers
@akrypha
@akrypha Год назад
This video is perfect. Should be used as a public service announcement for those that turn 18 every year.
@Honkinonthebobo
@Honkinonthebobo Год назад
For fuckin real, this vid just says what any reas9nable person is already thinking day to day, lol.
@brianeustace4175
@brianeustace4175 Год назад
I`ve been turning 18 every year for the past 25 years now.,
@FJB2020LGB
@FJB2020LGB Год назад
Except for the fact that he’s wrong about blue collar jobs, they pay very well, not low wage. Also colleges are a scam unless you’re getting a medical or science degree. Go get a blue collar job, like plumber, and start raking in the cash
@neizanmendez6317
@neizanmendez6317 Год назад
the fact that this video was recommended to me 8 days after i turned 18
@tinkthestrange
@tinkthestrange Год назад
Some states are letting 14 year olds get jobs
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose Год назад
As someone who has spent most of the past 40 years moving between hand jobs, people jobs, artist jobs, and even being an anthropomorphic labour donkey I have to confirm that Roger has nailed these descriptions perfectly!
@a-s-greig
@a-s-greig Год назад
Thank you for your service.
@jdog929
@jdog929 Год назад
So which category did you prefer the most
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Год назад
144p 👍
@dirtyjohnathan5612
@dirtyjohnathan5612 Год назад
I’m curious! Which job did you prefer he most and why?
@JosephRussellStapleton
@JosephRussellStapleton Год назад
Which was your favorite?
@2Sor2Fig
@2Sor2Fig Год назад
I used to consider myself a farmer. Now that I know I'm actually an anthropomorphic labor donkey, it all makes sense now.
@arcguardian
@arcguardian Год назад
As a desk jockey, farmers are my heroes. I can't eat my screen or square buttons I push down.
@bujdosogyula3429
@bujdosogyula3429 Год назад
@@arcguardian You can, but they are unhealthy to eat.
@arcguardian
@arcguardian Год назад
@@bujdosogyula3429 well technically I can after I put them in a strong blender.
@2Sor2Fig
@2Sor2Fig Год назад
@@arcguardian I see where you're going with this, and I approve.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 Год назад
We are all working so rich people can continue to tell us to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps. (Analogy for an impossible feat) Representative Democracy hasn't worked in over 50 years because politicians will always come from the monied classes and be beholden to their Corporate Donors, only way we avoid this apocalypse is to stage a Velvet Revolution to install a Scaled Direct Democracy. Citizen Initiated Referendums with thresholds and a Social Contract using Blockchain technology means communities can vote their own policies without parties or politicians. Banning Beef, Oil, and Fishing Subsidies would stall climate change and habitat degradation overnight. Thorium Energy renders their global oil monopoly obsolete. Police can be actively policed by an independent public authority with the power to prosecute bad actors in our own courts. Or we can bend over and accept our Orwellian future
@christopheranderson2769
@christopheranderson2769 Год назад
Passive aggressively moving the cone was spot on.
@disklamer
@disklamer Год назад
Always stuff those bad boys on top of a half cinderblock to prevent accidental delocation of your roadway hazard indicators.
@CHodgy
@CHodgy Год назад
​@@disklamerlove it, Imma try that Monday morning.
@aprilgeneric8027
@aprilgeneric8027 7 месяцев назад
@@disklamer the dude who built a snowman over his tree stump in his yard has more of my respect than any table danc...erm job will ever get.
@KingTechHD
@KingTechHD Год назад
😂 I had to stop it and share this experience with my wife. She works a table job. I’m retired, but still need pages w/ faces
@abiwii16
@abiwii16 Год назад
question. whats he mean , by " pages with faces"?
@tbucknor
@tbucknor Год назад
@@abiwii16 money
@2Bad4YOUuu
@2Bad4YOUuu Год назад
@@abiwii16 0:22 $Dollar Bills$
@random6033
@random6033 Год назад
Political Economy has always confined itself to stating facts occurring in society, and justifying them in the interest of the dominant class. Thus it is in favour of the division of labour created by industry. Having found it profitable to capitalists it has set it up as a principle. Look at the village smith, said Adam Smith, the father of modern Political Economy. If he has never been accustomed to making nails he will only succeed by hard toil in forging two to three hundred a day, and even then they will be bad. But if this same smith has never done anything but nails, he will easily supply as many as two thousand three hundred in the course of a day. And Smith hastened to the conclusion - “Divide labour, specialize, go on specializing; let us have smiths who only know how to make heads or points of nails, and by this means we shall produce more. We shall grow rich.” That a smith sentenced for life to the making of heads of nails would lose all interest in his work, would be entirely at the mercy of his employer with his limited handicraft, would be out of work four months out of twelve, and that his wages would decrease when he could be easily replaced by an apprentice, Smith did not think of it when he exclaimed - “Long live the division of labour. This is the real gold-mine that will enrich the nation!” And all joined in the cry. And later on, when a Sismondi or a J. B. Say began to understand that the division of labour, instead of enriching the whole nation, only enriches the rich, and that the worker, who for life is doomed to making the eighteenth part of a pin, grows stupid and sinks into poverty - what did official economists propose? Nothing! They did not say to themselves that by a lifelong grind at one and the same mechanical toil the worker would lose his intelligence and his spirit of invention, and that, on the contrary, a variety of occupations would result in considerably augmenting the productivity of a nation. But this is the very issue now before us. - Peter Kropotkin, Conquest of Bread
@nobody7817
@nobody7817 Год назад
I work a table job and I literally go home and press more squares... when dude said that I died... I mean in more ways than 1... lol
@gossamera4665
@gossamera4665 Год назад
The worst part of working, is that you're expected to be happy while slaving away.
@Ato995
@Ato995 4 месяца назад
People are obsessed with being served with smile.
@grandmasterace4785
@grandmasterace4785 Год назад
The whole section about labourers was just a tongue in cheek way to say handjob as many times as possible and get away with it.... 😂😂😂
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
Look, our writing process is VERY serious
@mymyhi9921
@mymyhi9921 Год назад
@@cracked sure
@KnivingDispodia
@KnivingDispodia Год назад
@@cracked you hacks haven’t been funny since you laid off all your good writers.
@InquisitiveUniverse
@InquisitiveUniverse Год назад
@@cracked 😂😂😂😂 yeah right
@sojoboscribe1342
@sojoboscribe1342 Год назад
"And, because I have so many face papers I can exchange for things I want, I can even exchange them for people to change the rules so I can give you even FEWER face papers for doing even MORE STUFF. In fact, me and the other facilitators with a lot of face papers have done SUCH a good job of paying people to change the rules so we can give you fewer face papers we've almost got it back to the good old days when we could literally get you to do all of the stuff we wanted without giving you any face papers at all, because we could get other pieces of paper that let us say that you owed us doing stuff without face papers because of something we did to bring you to the place where you could do stuff for us* we decided that, as long as we put you in the place where we keep people who don't do what we want them to do, we can make you do stuff for even LESS face paper than we have to give the people who behave the way we want them too** or even we don't have to ever give you any face paper because we own your meatbag and the meatbags of any little meatbags you make and all of the stuff you and they can do.*** *Indentured Servitude **Prison Labor ***Slavery.
@CordeliaWagner
@CordeliaWagner Год назад
Break the system by denying giving it childre. Less children = less future low waiges wirkers, less workers = more power. Demand and supply.
@gabrielhersey5546
@gabrielhersey5546 Год назад
United States has been a slaves worker nation since 1609 and still is today
@sojoboscribe1342
@sojoboscribe1342 Год назад
@@gabrielhersey5546 Pretty much EVERYWHERE is and always has been some form of a slave work nation since the dawn of time. Once you get to the point where you start relying on others to do some of your work for you, you start to try and figure out how to get more work or stuff out of them for less work or stuff you have to provide. And if you can somehow FORCE others to do ALL of your work for you without having to give them ANYTHING, that seems like the best deal of all.
@cfri9332
@cfri9332 Год назад
@@sojoboscribe1342 I can't be the only one that thinks this is a form of mental sickness. To think that way, and actually think it's a good thing. Like imagine being on the top of society and your most pressing thought is "big boat, I want big boat". Like that's just straight up sad to me.
@sojoboscribe1342
@sojoboscribe1342 Год назад
@@cfri9332 I'd say the sickness is even deeper. Humans are probably the only creatures who, once they get everything they could possibly want, will actually want, and spend resources to, make sure others DON'T get anything THEY want, so as to make the stuff they have more valuable and make them value it still more. Plenty of animals can be violent and hurt and kill, but I think humans are the only ones who have figured out how to derive PLEASURE from hurting and killing others. Nature can be brutal and cruel, but only humans could have invented sadism and schadenfreude.
@ItsJustMe0585
@ItsJustMe0585 Год назад
I'm an animator. That part with the painter totally kicked me in the gut. Too true. :'(
@TimBitten
@TimBitten Год назад
Fear not!! Soon, robots will do all the animating and you’ll just have to touch up their work to make it acceptable to the AI CEO!
@skrpt47
@skrpt47 Год назад
​@@TimBittenDamn
@freya-r4904
@freya-r4904 Год назад
@@TimBittenugh, even worse. All robots and AIs might as well take majority of the jobs.
@pphrph
@pphrph Год назад
you WILL animate the most vile thing imaginable
@corntastrophy
@corntastrophy Год назад
Same here, it hurts
@anonl5877
@anonl5877 11 месяцев назад
I can't believe every job sucks. Having an office job is like going to prison for 8 hours a day. Having a blue-collar job will cause chronic pain issues. Having a service job will slowly turn you into a psychopath from having to deal with Karens. Having a creative job will make you poor.
@ericbroussard7402
@ericbroussard7402 6 месяцев назад
Like he said at the beginning. There are other ways to find food.
@emilyau8023
@emilyau8023 6 месяцев назад
Prisoners don't agree with you.
@1980maranda
@1980maranda 6 месяцев назад
I was a corrections officer and had the privilege of experiencing all of the above. I was in a jail 8-16 hours a day, had chronic pain from walking on concrete in boots all day, slowly felt myself morphing into a psychopath from dealing with, you know, hundreds of psychopaths a day.
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 5 месяцев назад
@@1980marandawonder how many of them were also slowly becoming psychopaths from those conditions… Probably a lot, I’d wager.
@1980maranda
@1980maranda 5 месяцев назад
@@Aaa-vp6ug If you want raw honesty, a lot of them. I was becoming alarmed at my own behavior and thoughts. Madness is contagious. It took me about a year to fully snap out of it. I had an officer sit me down, look me in the eye and say “I can tell you’re a good person, but soon enough, you won’t be. Get out before this place completely consumes you”. I didn’t listen and found out he was right.
@richbailey819
@richbailey819 Год назад
Let's not forget where he continuously raises prices on things in small increments so that people can buy less and less with their face papers, while he somehow gets more and more of them at the same time.
@bradystockert6113
@bradystockert6113 Год назад
While he also refuses to give them more face papers to help cover those rising prices
@brandonpetersen5710
@brandonpetersen5710 Год назад
Actually he does give more face papers to cover it. Only because he wants people to spend money. Why? Because it all goes back to him anyway.
@JDC8792
@JDC8792 Год назад
This phrase hits pretty hard... "We let you think you're making as much as you think you're worth".
@syedenhammydude6196
@syedenhammydude6196 Год назад
This actually , within reason, is the real truth. For most people, we are bounded by our own expectations of what we're worth (financially). Once we achieve that internal level, we will start sabotaging ourselves (financially) to maintain that level. If we feel we are worth a certain amount but are not earning as much, we will work hard, look for opportunities, etc... but often, when that hard work opens up opportunities _beyond_ what our internal value is, we start looking for ways to spend that extra bit down. Maybe work less, buy a flashier car, upgrade to a better house / better locality, get obnoxious at work, diss our clients, etc... Some other times, we value our contribution lower than what it is, and get paid accordingly. So yeah, we get paid what we think we're worth.
@christophersandquist1092
@christophersandquist1092 Год назад
Yup. People settle for measly pay. Must push yourself if you ever want to attain more. Some people are just happy enough with what they have and don't mind to push.
@CharlotteG754
@CharlotteG754 Год назад
And if you disagree you get fired 😂
@NYRyder1983
@NYRyder1983 10 месяцев назад
It's really sad what the job market does to people.
@bizzyg5751
@bizzyg5751 Год назад
I can't believe someone watched this 5,000 years ago and bought into this. Clearly these "job" things are a scam.
@becky2235
@becky2235 Год назад
Slavery with a different name
@MisterTutor2010
@MisterTutor2010 Год назад
​@@becky2235...or with extra steps :)
@StalkingMyself420
@StalkingMyself420 Год назад
but we're demonized if we don't have them
@kobudo
@kobudo Год назад
Nobody bought into this. It was forced on people at sword point, through the closure of common-held lands, and later at gunpoint. Then, eventually, the military rulers were overtaken by the merchants, who later combined both models to create a thing called capitalism. The first thing these early capitalists did was combine their wealth on ventures to go murder people for nutmeg. And they’ve gotten better at murdering people for other resources ever since. And here we are.
@jonathanwells223
@jonathanwells223 Год назад
@@becky2235 only difference is that you can change masters
@PooNinja
@PooNinja Год назад
I change meat suits every 15-30 years or the humans around me start asking questions .
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
See that's just smart
@PooNinja
@PooNinja Год назад
@@cracked they really don’t want the answers it’ll just make em sad, silly humans.
@southcoastinventors6583
@southcoastinventors6583 Год назад
So like everyone else since we are mobile cell colony that is glued together and that is constantly dividing to repair old or damaged cells or in other words we are legion.
@ActuatedGear
@ActuatedGear Год назад
Where do you source yours? My guy is in the concrete and metal box with the orange suits.
@PooNinja
@PooNinja Год назад
@@ActuatedGear the Greys have ton of inventory, don’t let em give ya one with bovine pieces!
@adamcolclasure4892
@adamcolclasure4892 Год назад
Clearly, should be played in school or college to show people how America is set up. The retail part was very accurate.
@midsizesedan7620
@midsizesedan7620 Год назад
Too many meat suits that can't accept change
@kondaniphiri5610
@kondaniphiri5610 Год назад
As someone who was in retail this bit was painful
@sirianrune198
@sirianrune198 Год назад
how Capitalism is set up. *
@DlaniTeney
@DlaniTeney Год назад
bruh, it's more like how great part of modern world is set up
@killcrap1
@killcrap1 Год назад
they wont because its beneficial to them to make us no think these
@keythah
@keythah Год назад
Why do Roger videos always make me laugh while also causing me intense existential ennui and emotional pain? More importantly, why do I love it so much?
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
We do our best haha
@whatisahandle221
@whatisahandle221 Год назад
😄😆😂😯😦😣😫😢
@KnivingDispodia
@KnivingDispodia Год назад
It’s cheap, faux-self aware garbage.
@a-s-greig
@a-s-greig Год назад
@@cracked it shows. Keep up the good work -(or else)-
@SMG2fanatic
@SMG2fanatic Год назад
The worst thing about jobs is the unrelenting corporate bullshit.
@jonathanwells223
@jonathanwells223 Год назад
You are being let go for “inappropriate workplace behavior” which involved: talking to female coworkers, not talking to female coworkers, talking to ethnic minority coworkers, not talking to ethnic minority coworkers, having fun on the job, and not having fun on the job when it was considered mandatory by management
@tompiper9276
@tompiper9276 Год назад
​@@jonathanwells223All at once if you're really committed 😊
@whouse7
@whouse7 Год назад
True true.. every job is the same same. Don't do this, do this... ugh, I don't miss that at all
@theholyduck5520
@theholyduck5520 Год назад
Roger shows us that without context, literally everything in life is a confusing, existential nightmare. Thanks, Roger!
@badflamer
@badflamer Год назад
nah, just everything under capitalism. socialism will be a better way.
@theyarnycaterpillar3563
@theyarnycaterpillar3563 Год назад
​@@badflamerThat's what you believe baby 😂 Have you researched all the countries that when socialist?
@badflamer
@badflamer Год назад
@@theyarnycaterpillar3563 yeah, they literally all got better. But unlike you, I actually read and don't consider John Oliver as High Academia.
@theyarnycaterpillar3563
@theyarnycaterpillar3563 Год назад
@@badflamer Whatever you believe, I don't believe they all got better.
@badflamer
@badflamer Год назад
@@theyarnycaterpillar3563 lol, what's wrong? scared to do some actual reading? This isn't a matter of 'belief', it's observable fact. Cuba's main export is literally world class doctors and surgeons. China has done more to eliminate extreme poverty in the last 2 decades than any western nation has literally ever done ever the USSR straight up gave people free housing, as in homes they now owned, to incentivize rural people to move into the city centers. Can you imagine being from alabama and being told you will not have to pay rent for your new 2 bedroom apartment in new york? just because the government decided it was worth the cost to build the houses first because they knew people would need them? That's what happened to rural folk in the USSR. Famine was a regular occurrence in tsarist russia because it was a semi-feudal state where the urban aristocrats were the only ones benefiting from any sort of modernization of industry and concentration of resources. Once the october revolution was done, the Bolsheviks instituted into law that no matter what happened, the government would foot the bill for any increase in food wares. Meaning if you were buying bread for the equivalent of 2$ on january, then through the year there were economic disturbances, come novermber you'll still only be paying 2$ for your fucking bread. Why should it be the common person's job to make up for the economic fuck ups of bigwigs? hell, even for modern examples, try and look up wealth disparity in Vietnam, even after a century of French exploitation and a failed US invasion. They stuck to their socialist ideals (arguably much better than China, which has skewed too capitalist for my tastes even if its preliminary statistics seem promising). Now, me just saying a couple of these objective, easily researchable facts, will make people think i consider the previous communist and socialist experiments to have existed without fault, but unline USians I am not an ideologue. I could write at length about the many failings of former socialism (Stalin outlawing gay relationships, for example, is a Massive L when Lenin had been pro-gay-rights before him. Though it also pays to remember that the entire world was violently homophobic in the 40s and 50s, so that still only knocks him down to the same level as his western 'peers'), but will only do so in good faith with people who understand that the US hegemon has spent the last 70 years explicitly pushing anti communist propaganda and outright lies in order to protect the interests of the ruling wealthy class. The US is a fascist distopya that has only ever managed to maintain its power through violent oppression and then lying about it, and then saying "no actually, it's everyone ELSE who is the despot. except for israel and saudi arabia, who are despots that I like, fuck you." Understand that the Us is the bad guy (if such a thing were to exist anyways), and you will understand why it is that your dying empire has no health care, food deserts, more violence than anywhere else on teh world with comparable wealth, and is ruled by 1 capitalist party with 2 faces. The system is not broken, it is working exactly as intended, so maybe stop blindly believing what that system has told you about other systems. its the tactic of an abuser to be "shut the fuck up, i didn't hit you that hard, and even if I did no one else would love you but me so be thankful i'm around."
@coolbrotherf127
@coolbrotherf127 Год назад
This isn't even a joke. It's just too real.
@trynox4fun259
@trynox4fun259 Год назад
And people who are targeted by this "joke" laugh and says: "Hey! That's literally me! haha" like yeah and dont you think that makes you think about life and how everything works bad? People are like sheeps, obey, sleep, work, reproduce. Society is insane.
@RandomPerson-hd6wr
@RandomPerson-hd6wr Год назад
@@trynox4fun259 yea
@Humble-iq5ue
@Humble-iq5ue Год назад
@@trynox4fun259 they live
@thepotatoofheaven
@thepotatoofheaven Год назад
@@trynox4fun259 also shame others for not reproducing as if everyone just has to for some reason
@milesinwyatteandcora
@milesinwyatteandcora Год назад
@@trynox4fun259 well there's joing crime syndicates and by luck and charisma if you do well , you can be sitting on loads of money lol
@SignumSomnia
@SignumSomnia Год назад
I now want to call all money “paper with faces”
@chriskelso723
@chriskelso723 Год назад
Or Face Paper
@JamalFuckinKilla
@JamalFuckinKilla Год назад
I only have abstract plastic.
@spinolover124
@spinolover124 Год назад
​@@JamalFuckinKillaCanadian pesos?
@kameljoe21
@kameljoe21 Год назад
The transition from table workers to hand jobs, the drop of the music to the natural sound is so damn scary.
@ezde711
@ezde711 Год назад
i died laughing at "it's harder to get much cheaper than $7 an hour"
@Pain_Ito
@Pain_Ito Год назад
haha try 3, or even 1
@YouCallThataKnife253
@YouCallThataKnife253 Год назад
:58 I'm literally "working" at that exact table, right now.
@guillaumelagueyte1019
@guillaumelagueyte1019 Год назад
Hehe, "working"
@TuxraGamer
@TuxraGamer Год назад
@@guillaumelagueyte1019 gotta get a job first before you can complain
@JadedeaJade
@JadedeaJade Год назад
My work table doubles as my "fun" table. I was watching this while wfh lmao.
@xellosmetallium8519
@xellosmetallium8519 Год назад
As a Table job worker, I agree 100%, there is no reason to go into the office. It's a waste of time. The only reason why business insist you come in, is because they don't trust you to do the work at home. Socialize? Yeah, it's alright, you do make some good friends, however you always run into people who are waiting to stab you in the back too.
@anthonyfaucy2761
@anthonyfaucy2761 Год назад
To be fair alot of workers do mess around at home and pretend to work. I've seen plenty of times on the internet where some workers admit they are getting paid and pretend to work or are playing videogames while their laptop is on. Its always a few who ruin it for everyone
@venomlink2033
@venomlink2033 Год назад
It’s also because they got into a predatory building lease they can’t leave for 10 years after signing, and they need to justify having the building until they don’t have to renew it anymore.
@jeffp.7598
@jeffp.7598 3 месяца назад
@@venomlink2033 Ya hit the nail on the head. Often times the CEOs have some form of ownership (like stocks) in the buildings they rent or nearby business that get most their profit from the workers (fast food places.)
@reaperluke3518
@reaperluke3518 Год назад
It's true. White collar. Blue collar. Customer service. Artistic jobs. You have a 75% chance of eventually hating it with every fiber of your being. A female friend of mine switched from a white collar job where they mobbed her to a job where she writes novels. Too bad those aren't her OWN novels (sci-fi and fantasy) but ghostwriting books for other people and writing assembly-line thrillers. She confessed me she hates it, but puts up a facade before others. She always wanted to be a novelist, but not THIS kind of novelist. Too bad the market doesn't want sci-fi books, it wants that stupid crap where a plumber is a better investigator than the police. We could just work less and have some free time to pursue our hobbies, but nope. WORK UNTIL DEATH ALL DAY, SLAVE!
@yes-me6yg
@yes-me6yg Год назад
If the crime solving plumber is called Mario I might be on board with this one
@TheSLOShadow
@TheSLOShadow Год назад
Policeesolvelessthan 50% of murders
@PvblivsAelivs
@PvblivsAelivs Год назад
If you are working all day, every day, until death, how in the world do you find time to make your comment?
@enriquejaimes3368
@enriquejaimes3368 Год назад
That is the American way, the land of the free!… sure
@Crystal11Skulls
@Crystal11Skulls Год назад
@@enriquejaimes3368 Yeah, as in FREEDOM. Not "free" things- which is never actually free. Instead of you being a willing donor, it's instead forcefully taken from every paycheck, called "taxes."
@slowrunn3r88
@slowrunn3r88 Год назад
“There’s gotta be more to life than this;” many of my ex “friends” were obsessed with “work until you’re too old” 🤣🤣🤣. They called me weak, lazy and entitled for wanting…. A single day off
@TainyaGaming
@TainyaGaming Год назад
That's my father's full side of the family. "what are you telling me you aren't working 60+ hours a week"
@slowrunn3r88
@slowrunn3r88 Год назад
@@TainyaGaming ironically, they called themselves “alpha” when they were the ones who had crushes on the CEO’s and jerks who placed these flaws into society
@slowrunn3r88
@slowrunn3r88 Год назад
@@ihatelols right 🤣🤣🤣 they really are boring. They actually took pride in being boring 😅😅
@jonatanschwindt8065
@jonatanschwindt8065 Год назад
I love the part of the painter... people say : find a job you love and you won't work a day in your life... I wholeheartedly disagree... I say: if you love something, keep it as a hobby. If you have to do it even when you dont want, you end up hating it
@MySpaceDxC_Suffo_AtTheGates
When is there time for hobbies in the rat race? Lol
@MySpaceDxC_Suffo_AtTheGates
Saturday or Sunday I guess.
@thethegreenmachine
@thethegreenmachine Год назад
There are exceptions.
@paulis7319
@paulis7319 Год назад
I spent 12 years of my life as a professional pilot because it was my childhood dream job. The last 2-3 years before I left it was nothing but a job - it was no longer fun. Now i'm in the process of turning another fun hobby into a career (gunsmithing). I wonder how long this will be fun before it's "just a job" again. 🤣
@thethegreenmachine
@thethegreenmachine Год назад
@@alext9612 Inspiration is a delicate thing.
@abiolaalonge9543
@abiolaalonge9543 Год назад
I always give a thumbs up before I view 😄😄😄 because Roger never disappoints
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
Well, here's hoping that's still true!
@crazyprayingmantis5596
@crazyprayingmantis5596 Год назад
Roger nailed this
@neowolf09
@neowolf09 Год назад
Legit, Roger is my favorite of the whole crew.
@MewtRandell-
@MewtRandell- Год назад
same! hes amazing
@satvikgupta9549
@satvikgupta9549 Год назад
@@cracked ​ @Cracked Sorry you have to engage with people in the comments like this, this cannot possibly be a fulfilling use of your PR/Marketing degree. Also, Liking without knowing about it, on the basis of past image, that's presumptous, so the marketing works already I guess. Core audience much?
@hystericerick8848
@hystericerick8848 Год назад
Should’ve had military “Basically do some of the other jobs but if you dont show up you go to prison.”
@JadedeaJade
@JadedeaJade Год назад
Military is hand job of death.
@missjoel
@missjoel Год назад
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE !!!!!! LOVE THIS CRACKED & ROGER 🎉❤🙏🏾
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
Thank you!
@satvikgupta9549
@satvikgupta9549 Год назад
​ @Cracked Sorry you have to engage with people in the comments like this, this cannot possibly be a fulfilling use of your PR/Marketing degree
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
@@satvikgupta9549 Ha I'm the guy that made the video, so I'm having a great time.
@Kolonol1
@Kolonol1 Год назад
@@cracked so is this you sitting at the table hitting magic squares or is this you doing your hand jobs?
@cracked
@cracked Год назад
@@Kolonol1 When I'm filming it's more of a hand job but most of the time I'm hitting squares.
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