If Junk Food Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads 

I mean it's kinda ez, it's like to convince human to buy oxygen. You can't live without it, just like fishes can't live without water.

Yeah okay. Come buy a pack of five bottles of oxygen, just 5.99.

Im sold where can i get some Hortons ground up corn and sugar

This dumb joke again

Or a snowcone in a blizzard.. 😂

@@supermariobossful Whatever floats your boat, then.

damn *crunch* right *crunch* we will

What are you talking about? I usually skim through these fun vids with 2 or more bags of chips!

Noo

No I gave up eating junk food and other harmful things after knowing their reality☺️

who would ever hate this blobbed shaped hunk of a man?

@@burrito5673 Big Corps

I'd like sources, but yeah

@@johnb8440 That has already become common knowledge in other countries. But not in the US, because capitalist tycoons control politics.

@@fisebilillah4406 yes, but on any video these guys do I would like sources. Even if it is common knowledge. I know that junk food is s*** for your health... But saying it and backing it up with credible sources is nice. Even if they just put it in the description.

you just posted this comment to use your fancy word algorithm. again...ive seen your fancy word many times already..knock it off Pal!..

@@ellitestar I'm sorry, I'll remember to dumb myself down next time so you can understand it. As Patrick would say, "It's fancy talk!"

@@Editisement Yes, please do..thanks whatevr it takes 4 u 2 stop using that fckg!! word..(its annoying Pal!)

They have to tell you what they are going to do. It's y(our) obligation to say no and when we don't it as if we are implicitly in agreement.

@@ellitestar if you don't like fancy words...go to school or something. pal.

I see many xD

Propabbly just a script but still awesome.

That got be dying with laughter.

ypu can have this one, he's a real Jim

No he’s a jool (R.I.P. spelieng)

Cybie1111: wasn't it "cocaine-addicted lab rats?" Don't forget the "addicted" part. That's the best kind.

“Get him!!” Lmfaoo

Cocaine addicted lab rats should be the new catch phrase for the century, describing all of us who eat Monsanto products whether or not we're aware Monsanto controls more than 95% of the food and drink supply. This stuff is awful! repeat for justice: many many thousands of people die from Monsanto's intestinal-permeability causing lectins and wheat gluten hydrogenated oil sponges EVERY year through cancer or diabetes. (International diabetes organization fact in there) THIS and hundreds of thousands killed in pointless illegal wars to make our Bankers and their warmachine happy, are why we need to illegalize lobbyists, high government leader wages, and political parties! Don't believe me? Ask "Are our leaders helping the poor get renewable tech, independence & wealth? Or are they ALL only enriching themselves, with 15 million tax-payer cash on the side* to silence their adultery/rape sex-maids?" If you’re still living one paycheck away from homelessness after your leaders are done in office there’s your answer! IllEGALIZE corporate lobbyists, high government wages & political parties! Vote for ACCOMPLISHED leaders whose hard work or inventions are *freeing* poor people across the WORLD! thank you. I'll let myself out.

@@AnotherCoyote you are basically saying the government should illegalize itself and that we should all start an anarcho-socialist uprising against the UN ! 🤣🤣🤣

@@miniaturejayhawk8702: well I guess when our government is almost comprised of 100% corruption, then yeah, it would come off as saying it should illegalize itself. It's amazing to think both capitalism and communism develop problems for the same reasons; their citizens never ONCE question the power of their corrupt leaders or think that maybe PREVENTING or controlling psychotic, blood thirsty war mongering anti-free speech leaders should be the rule instead of controlling the people themselves!

Lol that's what I was thinking the whole time!

Some of them were probably empty

STONKS

@@phoenixrc0074 more like "ground up"

@@EmptyEmpathy Yes. Imagine. Just pacjages being empty. Nobody said anything else.

Excellent sarcasm right there!🤣🤣🤣

Its so funny until you realize it's 100% true and capitalism has turned our civilization into a cesspool.

In the evil megacorps' defense, mom was the one who chose to let her daughter watch TV.

A gem. 👍👍👍😜

567 likes and still no replies?? well i'll be the first.

I’ll be the second

ill be the third

I'll be yrxdkugfvmujhv,ilyc,utgdc,jhv,hgchgc v,kygdi,jhc.,jhcl,!!!! *I've always wanted to do that!*

Actual facts

You ever notice how whenever you watch TV late at night they show more fast food/junk food commercials?

Sad but true

That's the power of your weak mind

Power of advertising, the power of junk food is kill you and drain your money.

@@varunthakur1329 You know that will power doesn't have much to do with natural mechanisms, that are simmilar too drug addiction? Of course you don't because you have to compensate for your inferiority complexes eith that bs.

John Wick 4 Hyperbolic Parabola. lol

at least it's mostly food instead of air

Alehandro Da Costa +The same shape as that of electric power plant cooling towers.

damn, sounds like some Tool songname lol

Lol. Maths in ad education.

Adam Carolla is an idiot

Simon Nielsen he means Adam Conover from Adam Ruins Everything

That would be hilarious. Adam doesn't have the balls to fight Horton though.

Lee Coleman That TOTALLY needs to happen!!!

Lee Coleman THIS. This needs to happen. 👏👏

😂😂😂

My mum taught me to cook. But it's a problem because "technically" the UK uses metric (but a whole generation of people still use imperial units). So, my mum taught me to use imperial while school taught me metric. All my old recipes are in imperial units and more modern ones in metric. Then, I look at some US ones and somehow a galon is not a galon here in the UK? God help me trying to read US recipes. I imagine the reverse also causes a tonne of confusion. Our food labels generally show both metric and imperial units (EU guideline, I think?) so that helps.

@@Stettafire Yes, confusing indeed. I run into this problem often when I need to simply use a socket wrench or calculate distance/speed. At least we don't have to calculate "hands" or "strides" very often anymore ;)

I divide the grams of sugar added by the grams per serving to get an idea if it is okay to eat. Can’t do it if serving size is given in liters though. I also avoid things with high fructose corn syrup listed as an ingredient.

@@Stettafire Imagine how much freedom you would have lost if the US decided to switch to SI though ...

Ikr I legit thought it was a he

Those damn fembo- oh wait. I should say tomboys... She's a tra- wait, that's offensive to trans peop- oh wait, i'm trans... i'm confused about wtf this comment has become aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Where?

Just like coca cola zero

not a fact

@Utkarsh Amitabh Srivastava What relevance does your "point" have in anyway

@Utkarsh Amitabh Srivastava I'm pretty sure everyone knows that

@Stella H Mate everything is a chemical I could add My dad's 1963 dodge Grandpa's ashes Shrek 4 dvd A Mexican woman's leftovers And a maple tree It's all chemicals mate Some are more dangerous than others tho Like diet cokes artificial sweetener being even worse

Same here they need to do a show about there show

Strix ? me

Strix ? Me

I started with the video about black friday.

Wtf how did u know?

Strix, what are you doing there? Payload is halfway to our base!

Muhammed Bayo You've learned nothing. Continue.

Muhammed Bayo YEAH U LEARNED NOTHING !!!! *Shoves also hydrogenated oil sponges down throat*

bluntino that's stupid! Shoves hydrogenated oil sponges down throat

Muhammed Bayo hahahah

Muhammed Bayo 666th like

ScottyVerse me too lol

I think I’m on a Roger-binge too.

Me too. I've only just discovered this channel.

ScottyVerse Ironic

just started going down the roger rabbit hole myself

Yeah in like norway or something

No way

@@sonofben3322 no you forgot the r. Its Norway not no way

29 kr for most if u know where ur buying

@@maloku4619 he was trying to say "no way' like he's surprised not "Norway".. :/

Matthew Gagliano 😂😂😂

😰😂

Just eat a fresh apple😄

@@suryakant6357 Apple pie

You know the biggest investment made on us is to keep us unhappy , non- accepting ourselves and others . And These companies are targeting this only if you can think a little .

Ashwin Krishnaraj -- When have they ever claimed they were good for you? Lmaooo

JoneBonesJones84 They claimed tobacco was good for you for generations. But, I think I get what you mean - they haven't been able to make those claims for several decades now. Heck, they haven't even had traditional "ads" for tobacco for decades, so it's not really applicable to say "If tobacco ads were honest." But still, the tobacco industry is obviously shifty, and has a long history of deceit.

Mijacogeo A good example of this is placing most their advertisements at around 4 feet high. Like a candy coloured tobacco ad on the lower half of a gas station door. They aren't gunning for 4 ft adults, they're ingraining tobacco into children- so theyre more likely to buy when they're older.

Ashwin Krishnaraj Didn't they do that already?

Aphrodite OnEarth Congratz on quitting!

It is by design. Full of artificial flavours, salts, sugars and additives to trick your brain. As well as a shiny wrapping that your kid cannot resist. Maximum predatory bussiness practice to shove poison down your child's throat.

haha you suck

Same here. Instead of drinking juice she would always say drink water, and instead of having sweets all the time, we would have a basket of fruits on the table. Of course sometimes a bit of chocolate but not like what kids have these days...

@@kakoolie6947 feel free :D

We only live once. So why be here 100 years suffering instead of enjoying the years we have

blob normie

Lol, they would get a copyright strike!

Yes, that would be great.

YES! I want to see cracked give the middle finger to the music industry and all the cookie cutter pop rubbish.

Sad truth is, it will be exactly like this video. Fake music... for gullible retards _hungry for original tunes._

His videos are not long enough for that.

Nosttromo No Broly is legendary, this is common sense.

@Christina Reynolds False equivalence, big difference between not having children young and eating tasty garbage.

@Christina Reynolds Sounds like you're projecting.

@Christina Reynolds 👍👍👍👍👍

@Christina Reynolds 💢💢💢💢💢

Hahaha 😆

That's me lol, 100 ice creams in the past month but lost almost a kilo

I eat anything and everything. Still a skinny bitch 🤣😅

Even if you don't get fat, your body still has to process that garbage. So you can get diabetes, heart disease, cancer, etc...

kid with high metabolism hits 30: "Oh shit.."

The not so Smooth criminal you got rogered if you payed for this content

The not so Smooth criminal This is the quality content my tax dollars are paying for.

Who is Ed? He will probably be mad you didn't capitalize his name or put a space before it. I also pay Ed to proofread my RU-vid comments and ensure I paid attention when I typed them.

Since no one else will say it.... *PAID.

Shariq Torres just because you didn't like it he has to take it off who are you, Trump watching PBS kids.

Yes.

Thanks for reminding me,sounds good!🤣

Yeah Pringles much better than anything else ! Imo

Once you pop, you cant stop

literally me right now

Jacked up on cocaine huh, little mouse. 🐁

A guy who existed before the advent of the shit he mocks

@@nomadequipment2177 He would have to be over 500 years old.

Isn't he the architect of the Matrix himself? 😁

He is the dad you never had.

He saw the rise of the Industrial Revolution and took account of everything bad coined as progress and now he share his knowledge using a post Industrial Revolution tool called the internet

So cool...

lol

Occam: I know what I'm having for lunch!

stuff so addictive, you'll swear you like it X)

da Bunnyman I love Horton's Watered-Down High Fructose Corn Syrup Slurry with Citric Acid (TM)! Just like mom used to... process on an industrial scale.

But you will and i will assure it

@Abhishek Vegans have lower rates of diabetes and obesity, among other chronic conditions. A whole food plant based diet has been successful in reversing diabetes symptoms. Check out Dr. Neil Barnard's videos about preventing diabetes here on RU-vid.

@Abhishek I am glad to hear that you are vegetarian. I also avoid processed sugar and minimize processed foods in general. I have never even tried artificial sugar. Once you cut out sugar, the natural sweetness of foods like carrots tastes great. Fruit is then like dessert. I hope you don't indulge in dairy, especially cheese. That might actually be worse than meat for you. Some people can get away with eating eggs, if your cholesterol etc. is ok.

@Abhishek I would think that oily skin would result from excess fat, not wheat. Nuts, seeds and avocados are health promoting, and some fat is needed to absorb certain vitamins, but it is easy to eat too many nuts, for example. When I eat too much peanut butter, (even though it is the kind with only peanuts and salt in the ingredients) my skin breaks out. BTW I know that peanuts are a type of legume. A high fat one.

But most importantly, he spitting faccs.

Aidan Muller 😂

Aidan Muller I was about to say

Right on man

@@aidanmuller3358 But most importantly, hes not fat

Working your ass off on a other mans behalf so he can take the majority share of the profit? I just cant see the angle here...

Kush Shah this is a pretty good one! after working at subway for a year I will never eat there again. plus every sandwich is like atleast 15000 calories for a foot long and that is without Sauces cheese and stuff it's sad

lady wario I've been enlightened to the the horrors of sooubway

Lol eating subway right now

Mmm delicious cancer meat....

Bryson Morton I love TheOdd1sOut

you can make salt any flavor or color it's true :shudders:

angel lincoln dem Andy Capps tho hit the spottt

90th like

angel lincoln those are garbage..but at least now there's coconut oil.. but it's probably the bad kind...hydronated

angel lincoln Andy caps lol

Sean me to

Just a few😈

if he tried he would end in some misterious car crash or something.

He's too honest...people don't want truth. They seek out demagogues.

😂😂

"Now don't come storm the capital again for bullshit you started" - president Horton

NIO #2 You clearly made my day, that’s so accurate 😂😂

You can be like me. Accept that virtually everything you see, hear, or read in media is a lie funded by big corporations, politicians, and religion - or just their particular 'spin' on a truth. Be amused by it. Laugh at it. Remember it when it comes to the big decisions. Find alternatives. Buck the system - but do it in a subtle way. Capitalize on it, if you're so inclined. Or you can go through life, asleep, believing the shit people tell you because it's easier than thinking for yourself, dancing to the tune of the rich, repeating their lies to your children, and perpetuating the cycle.

Tried it, death refuse me.

No idiot, that’s the business job with their products, ads, and physiological warfare

What's your profile pic?

Same here. Passed 19 and suddenly I didn’t like chocolate or chips anymore. Just like that

That's too easy.

They are honest Honestly lying to the gullible people that beleive in them

Breaking bad Heisenberg: You thought up a brilliant topic. Thanks!

Joseph Sabry What's the matter? Are you a religious gullible who can't handle the truth?

“We’re pretending to be good preachers when in reality the preachers who get it right are down the street at your local church!”

Pringles :)

I hear they used to offer Z-jobs for a nickel a pop.

Cracked used to be a respected parody magazine like Mad. Now its just leftist shills. Because the leftist shills bought the name when the magazine went bankrupt.

Cracked magazine wasn't respected, it was always very much the crappy, less funny knock-off of Mad.

I respected and liked the magazine. Also, it wasn't political hack job that it is now. They didn't shy away from political satire but they attacked all sides not the ones they favored like this crap video.

Wait, what political side was favoured in this video? The sugar industry has paid scientists since the 1950s and 60s to lie about the link between sugar and heart disease/obesity. It happened under both political sides' watch.

First

.... ah

Parth Daryani ...oh

They are, fruits, meat, fish, egg, olive, cheese and such...

Barış ALTUN Not meat or cheese, Roger owns those, too...

Enid Redden meat and cheese is healthy.

Have they looked at fast food joints yet? The ones that tempt kids in with the playlands, toys, 'glad' meals, etc, especially should be 'Rogered'.

+Nieghorn i think they did fast food

Nieghorn They sure did. It's called If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest.

Kim Mason Then spell my name right bitch! 😘

Rodger YOU RULE. I'm glad I'm not dumb enough to misspell your name :P #Hypocrite #Irony #Jokes #Hashtag #Tumbler #Troll #iKnowItsROGER #Edgy #Teenager #TooManyHashtags #iShouldPrbablyShutUp

Fixed in post 😢

jennifer masker I initially spelled it Rodger, but I changed it to Roger. now I'm confused

@@rogerhorton2957 Roger💝💝💝

Wow!! I know! The guts to say that!...but they do say that!

Well you'll enjoy the limited edition flavor, now 30% larger (than a bag 30% smaller, which nobody sells).

MiniMackeroni That moment you realize 80% of the grocery store is just grain & corn with salt or sugar.

I grew up in the religion established by Mrs. Eddy. I no longer believe in it, but she does make a good point in this quotation. I now take a proactive approach to my health with exercise and eating a vegan diet centered around whole plant foods. Vegans have lower rates of several common chronic conditions here in the USA, like cardiovascular disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, obesity, and some types of cancer. I assume you are a believer, and would advise "being wise" by doing the same. Christian Science and doing those things are not in conflict. You probably already abstain from alcohol and smoking, so that is a good start.