If Madame Web Was a File, I Would Delete It 

The first Venom movie having mild success was the catalyst for all these awful Sony Spider Universe movies Edit: guys, I'm not bashing the first Venom movie, I also enjoyed it and saw it in theaters, I just hate that Sony took that niche audience for granted

"If Madame Web was a file, I would delete it." The most Canadian insult I've ever heard lmao Edit: Oh wow. I got a notification that the Canadian Lad liked my comment, which was really cool, but I also noticed that my comment got more than 2k likes. I've never had a comment that got this many likes. Thanks everyone. Very surprising, but also very cool!

Damn, you know it's bad when Canadian Lad won't watch it in 0.25x speed.

I love how he doest warn the audience about spoilers, he knows we dont care anymore😂

You know your film’s bad when candian lad cant watch it at 0.25x speed 😂

Madame Web made Morbius look like The Dark Knight 💀

We need Loki to erase this

I love how honest this guy is, he praises the movies he likes-- and dumps on the ones he doesn't. That is how you know he ain't lying, or just following trends.

dude went from “The Canadian Lad” to “The Canadian Rant” and i love it

Spider-Man getting his powers from a radioactive lab made spider:❌ Random spider with powers in a forest in madame web:✅

'It's not a female led story it's a misleading story' really got me🤣🤣

6:03 - The Canadian Lad saying "bitch" with such frustration is top-tier.

Bro, the sheer anger and frustration in his voice makes me think the Lad is on his villain arc right now.

If this guy is mad, we know it's bad

This is the same studio that owns Columbia Pictures, aka the creators of the Into the Spider-Verse Series. Why are their animated movies so good but their live action marvel-based movies so bad????????

Morbius: I'm the worst Madame Web: Hold my beer

We should ask Loki to delete this universe 😂😂

We’re slowly seeing Canadian Lad descending into madness with each new marvel release

5:00 This is the only time i heard Canadian Lad super mad af after all these years and videos😂

Venom: I'm the worst Morbius: No, I'm the worst Madame Web: Hold my Sony

You didn't get the writers, they now made Morbious a better movie, and when their next movie release, MadameWeb will be praised as better movie. 🤡 OMG 2.7 k likes?? 🥺🥺

if madame web was oxygen, i would start breathing chlorine to survive

0:08 man that laugh was contagious

3:10 this is the first time I've heard canadian lad speak in "such" frusteration 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That 2:19 RDJ, Chris Evans, Elizabeth olsen video clip is more popular and better than whole Madam web movie 🔥🔥🔥

3:32 "Friendly Neighbourhood Villian" I cant 😂😭😭

It’s cool to see rdr2 being the name of the file next to the deleted madame web file

Can't imagine all those script reading meeting with actors and actresses of this movie, and they all agreed the scripts were good enough for a movie. And also the meeting of sony executive , producers and directors to discuss which characters spider man they need for a movie and agreeing upon madame webb as lead and 3 other spider women as side characters

Madame Web really brings out Canadian Lad dark side🤣 i never expected so much rage from him🤣

Just hearing the nicest guy in YT cursing for the first 5 mins just telling me the movie is a CIRCUS 😂😂

4:10 why did the "starving" sounded so zesty? 😂😂😂 you the best man!!!

This is the best Candian Lad video of all time.

"B***H YOU JUST GOT SAVED TWICE" I laughed so hard that I could literally hear my neighbor turning up his T.V.

0:06 Lad, I love how you just break character like that 😂

You know the movie is a shitshow when Canadian Lad can't hold himself from swearing 😂 Keep up the good work!

@2:33 Why the hell he's walking in a train BAREFOOT!!!!!

Bruh, hearing the Lad laugh is serotonin in my books.

Bro got so triggered that he broke character. He is "The Canadian Bro" now

the villain took "you cheated in my dream" to a whole new level

Truly one of the movies of all time

5:03 ive never heared the cad lad so angry before lololool

How could you make a movie worse than Morbius?

10:16 most accurate description of the situation rn

The Spiderverse made the Canadian Lad as bitter as the Critical Drinker, Sony are defo the worst

Thank you for summarizing the whole movie in 11 minutes. Spares me from wasting my time watching the whole movie. I salute the sacrifice you did, enduring the whole movie for the sake of your viewers.

For the first time in the past 3-4 or i guess 5 years of watching Canadian Lad this is the 1st time he's roasting a movie this hard😂

Pirates deleting their movie files: Look at what you need to meet a fraction of my power!

Hearing Canadian Lad say the B word 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

I went to the cinema yesterday to watch Dune 2,we all had started seeing the movie then the cinemas Air-conditioning broke down and the entire cinema became so hot, the employees came over to apologise and urge us to see another movie in their other cinema as they couldn't give a refund, the movie they made us all see was madame web,the hurt I felt and still feel is unquantifiable

7:33 woahh I got that reference💀

9:26 It didn't make sense, but it sure was entertaining to imagine. Definitely better than Madame Web

10:21 "Miss-leading"

I love this new character arc of the LAD!😂😂😂

and there is large group of women who are saying movie failed because large portion of men hate women in lead role as men are misogynistic and don't want women to succeed. I don't get it, why these women always find men to blame for all the issues and never be grateful or choose to be ignorant towards all the good bits men do. As someone once said "we don't need strong female characters" (where director forcefully shoved down there strengths down our throats), "we want strong characters who happen to be female" and allow those women to be in touch with there strengths, weaknesses and things that make them women(or who they are). In this case, So women can have preference and its called "i prefer this in a guy" "I like this in a guy" but men if men have preference where guy says I prefer this it is labelled as controlive and misogynistic. that's the society we live in today. Sadley this has been getting engaged more and more in younger generation.

Dude was so prepared that he need not watch the movie in 0.25x to spot the change in hair line😂

Thanks for the summary, appreciate lad

Bro didn't even hesitate by keeping it next to red dead redemption 2

0:07 I enjoyed that LAUGH more than the Whole Movie

Madame web:we don't know

I LOVE that you seem to be having so much fun while making this video!! It almost felt like we are 2 buds sitting together and talking about something so bad that it's funny haha! If nothing else, at least one good thing came from this movie - we got to see this side of you 😄

1:31 Through Amazon Prime 😂

Man, your content never fails to entertain me and neither did your title of this video. Great work Lad keep it up.

I have never seen Canadian lad this frustrated n funny at the same time 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

This is the best breakdown ever

I haven't seen this movie, but the way TCL explained it made me even more confused.

Not only did at least one of the writers make Morbius, they also made Gods of Egypt

Oh man, this is most genuine sarcastic brakedown ever!!! And I love it 💪 👏 👏 👏

I'm loving this rant style video. Please. Keep it coming. Do a crossover with The Critical Drinker. DO IT.

5:15 gotta be the most weirdest scene ever 😭😭😭

The thing is, marvel can't say no to sony making these movies as it is sony who owns the spider-man live action license, and the only reason they make these movies is so that they can keep the spider-man license as the license require sony to make spider-man movies every couple of years. And this movies just scream directionless and throwing random shit hoping it works, Sony initially wanted Garfield to be the main Spider-Man in its Spider-Man Universe, beginning with Madame Web. However, those plans were later scrapped and Tom Holland's Spider-Man was chosen as the movie's Wall-Crawler. But later on all mentions of either Spider-Man were then removed during reshoots after Sony realized that the timelines didn't add up for either version to appear. And i feel like sony in some way, fooled some of these actor and actresses into playing in their movies by giving them vague description as in these movies are part of the MCU which is why Dakota Johnson fired her agent after the initial trailer of Madame web were released. These universe just screams incompetence, unless they get their shit together these movies are gonna flop

Thank you for doing this!

Candian lad❌ Roasting lad✅

I am sorry, i mean i am so sorry that you went through this. I have never heard 'beeps' in your videos till now.

It’s not a good day when the CanadianLad is more pissed off than the Critical Drinker

I genuinely didn't expect this from the Canadian Lad.

Never felt Lad being so angry. We feel you bro

7:40 goes into labor, why not 💀💀💀💀💀

6:49 well, prevention future not only saved them from the action, it also saved the budget 😂😂

that episode in the 90s spider-man series tried to warn us!

OMG, the writer of Madame Web also wrote Morbius?!?! How in the hell Sony even let them touch any Spider-man character after that god awful movie. My question is, HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO MAKE IT EVEN WORSE!!! SONY doesn't learn from their mistake, unlike Tony Stark

Canadian Lad is a cultured man, still having rdr2 file.

so these are the actual villain of the sony marvel franchise : 9:19

Omg the Canadian lad did what I commented thank you so much for your honesty about this movie I’m very satisfied with your information and genius extrapolation of details you explained

Thank you for explaining. Couldn't complete the movie😊

I'm waiting for the day Kraven movie releases and the Canadian lad completely loses himself 😂

Canadian Lad plays RDR2? Show us some gameplay 🔥🔥🔥

1:45 this could have triggered her powers as we saw in other movies like Deadpool and age of ultron where adrenaline rush are used to trigger the mutant cells to awaken their powers . I guess

4:30 I care because Sydney Sweeney.

_Kills a government agent and nothing happens._ 7:20 I hear you. I hope you understand why I felt the same way about No Way Home, i mean almost all of it. Goblin shows up in New York - throws a bomb on to the street - blows up cars. Sets off huge fireball - in - New York City. (I’m sure no one was hurt because…….Disney + Sony = bullshit amusement park ride movie where nothing is at stake just like Scorsese said) He’s a psychopath and a terrorist that EVERYONE is looking for. Nooope….. Parker sets him free, betray’s Dr. Strange, allows him to get his BOMBS back and then he proceeds to kill Aunt May. (!!!!) That is more offensively stupid than anything you just described in this film Canadian Lad. And if I were the writers of Madame Web, (a film I haven’t and won’t see) I’d call out the hypocrisy. So many fans will accept any narrative no matter how badly written and bullshit besotted it is, as long as you give them fan service for in this case Tobie and Andrew and all their favorites from their childhood. Madame Web simply wasn’t able to use Nostalgia to cover the stink of the bad writing….as No Way Home did.p

He is so Canadian that he's rants is so calm

My manz was cursing up a storm in this video! You go, Canadian Lad!

Woah woah !! Sheesh my guy chill my Canadian lad chill. You went crazy on this one dude. Now I feel sad for the writers man.

Damn Lad, I've never seen you this worked up lol

the shout out of screenwriters is NASTY 🤣

Hey lad loved ur review would appreciate if you review future movies as well.

If Canadian Lad video Is a movie it would get Oscar award

Hey thanks for the honest review your a true hero

I have never heard Canadian Lad sound like this

The "Donut with red white and blue sprinkles" clip killed me XD

I think the future visions were some sort of spidey tingle