If Melanie Martinez was your Doctor 👩‍⚕️  

The Songs: "Please wake up" - Dollhouse "A SEIZURE" - Nurse's Office "IT WAS LETHAL" - EVIL "Crack your head like an egg" - EVIL "Everything's blurry?" - PLUTO "Smoking cannabis" - Dollhouse "My prescription" - Mad Hatter "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic" - Mrs. Potato Head "I will rip your fucking face" - High School Sweethearts "Band Aid?" - Training Wheels "The cold or a flu" - THE CONTORTIONIST "It's getting hard to breathe?" - Play Date "It's finally time" - PLUTO "You will die" - High School Sweethearts "SAY BYE TO YOUR FAMILY" - Fire Drill "There's nothing left to say" - Play Date "Whoever said I give a shit about you" - Play Date "Tell the psychiatrist" - Mad Hatter Congrats on 100K!

“Come on I’m stressed” “Tell the psychiatrist” 💀

“ she’s a savage, but she has the voice of an angel “ Me: 10

"Im really stressed" "Tell the psychiatrist" TRYING HARD NOT TO LAUGH RANDOMLY IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY-

Seeing Mel, being such a savage when she's usually so sweet

"It’s finally time to what?" "You will die" 💀💀💀

ATTENTION ALL, CRYBABYS, EARTHLINGS, CHERUBS, ANGEL BABIES, LITTLE BOWS… MELANIE IS DOING A MUTE CHALLENGE AT THE TRILOGY TOUR! IN PLAYDATE WHEN SHE SAYS SHH AND IN HSSH! PLEASE DONT RUIN THIS AND PLAY ALONG! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜•✋🏻✋🏼✋🏽✋🏾✋🏿

TY FOR DOING MELANIEEE

Bro did her dirty 😭😭

"come on, I'm stressed-" Don't sound like you are, buddy.

"IT WAS LETHAL" 💀✋

"what did i just experience"💀 the way he said it

me if i listened to my parents and became a doctor frfr:

“Ur meant to help me” “Whoever said i gave a shit abt u?”

Him: “what will happen if I don’t take those?” Melanie Martinez being a f***ing savage: “I will rip your fucking face.”

This is my intro to Mel and it's beautiful

You should have added tunnel vision 😭

The way he says “what the fu**” I can’t 😂💀💀

"Tell the psychiatrist" Mel- 💀

Please do more of Mel, it’s so good! 😆🩷

“Tell the psychiatrist” “I’ll be dead according to you!”

as a melanie martinez fan, this is so freaking funny lol

"Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic" 😭😭😭😭

I LOVE MELANIE ❤️

I love Mel! ^^

TYSM FOR DOING MEL!! ❤

Melanie would be a great doctor 😂❤

She ate

"Whoever said I gave a s*** about you?"

I haven't laughed this hard in days 😂😂😂

Pls make more Melanie. Videos

That "tell the psychiatrist" hit personal though 😂

melanie ate ngl

‘But you’re supposed to care for me :(‘ ‘Who said I gave a sht about you??’

Definition of not giving a damn😭

My favourite is nurses office because I relate to it (it’s about faking a physical illness to get out of class because teachers won’t believe your mental feelings) “I’m coughing, I’m bleeding, bandaids won’t heal it, cause they hate me, so I’m faking all of this so they take me, take me ho-o-ome, give me that pink slip of permission, this is o-o-old, im tired of wishing I was ditching. Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh. Teacher? Can I sit right there? This b- - - - behind me is cutting my hair. ‘No just sit your a- - down, at the chalkboard you’ll stare.’ I faked up a seizure then left then and there.”

“ who ever said I give a shit bout you “ WAS THE BEST PART OF

when he said he had bad vision i yelled “TUnNEL ViSIoN”

Thank you this just made my day. And she is my favorite singer.❤❤❤❤

The way she said "band aid" so randomly 😭😭

AHHH I LOVE MELANIE

Melanie did him dirtyyyyy 😂😭💀

"Tell the psychiatrist" 😭

Melanie so Real for not caring about her patience 💅🏼🤭💅🏼

Ur supposed to care about me 🥺 "Who ever said I give a sheet about u?🙄🙄🙄🙄"

atttention all crybabies/earthlings/cherubs/little bows! on 15th of july and 18th of july we will keep mels songs on loop before we go to sleep or any time of the day on spotify/youtube so she has enough movie for the portals movie copy and paste this on other mel vids! so we can get mel some moneyyyy.

I wish she was my doctor idc if I’m dying😭😭😭

I JUST SAW HER FOR THE TRILOGY TOUR ❤️❤️

I have seizures and I did not do this 💀

I love Melanie so much❤❤❤

MELLLLL LOVE YOU

I don’t care if she will kill me atleast I met her😍

I wouldnt care that im dyin im met melanie martinez 😂

I would literally love Melanie as my docter😭

“Who said I give a sh!t bout you?” 😭🤚🤚

“YoU wIlL DiEeE”

Im summoning all the crybabies/cherubs/angel babbies/earthlings here🍼🎀👼🧚‍♀️

I love this Melanie video😂❤❤and good to have u back

That is SUCH a melanie thing to do

This is a masterpiece I love Mel and now a comedy of her! x❤

commenting on melanie martinez videos till their all over my fyp 17/20!!

Make one where they’re good, please!

I love this sm 😂

🤣🤣 Tell the psychiatrist 😂🤦🏽‍♀️ Savage, much!! I love Melanie 🩷

“Say bye to your family” 😂😂😂

“You will die” 😭

id let her be my doctor idc what happens

“What the “😐🫤” was hilarious like he has no care

ATTENTION LITTLE BOWS/CRYBABYS/CHERUBS/LITTLE ANGELS/EARTHLINGS!! We really want Melanie to make a portals movie, and also Melanie is struggling with financial difficulty because of the trilogy tour, so, LETS ALL STREAM DIFFERENT SONGS ON DIFF DAYS 15 July- fairee soirée 18 July- nympology 20 July- spider web 23- july- evil 26 july-death 28 july- light shower 30 July- tunnel vision LITSEN TO IT ON SPOTIFY IF YOU CAN THATS WHERE SHE CAN GET THE MONEY!!! I RECOMMEND LITENING TO THE SONG 3-4 TIMES! THANK YALL ❤❤

LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE MEL

i like how he already sound high

This is amazing the best thing I’ve seen today😭💞

Dang Melanie😂

I WANT HER TO BE MY DOCTOR IDGAFFFF

“Tell the psychiatrist” well according to you I’ll be dead

I CANT BREATHE HELP IM LAUGHING SO HARD 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

I got disappointed when i couldn't like this twice :(

Mel is a savage 😂

ITS 3 AM IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO HARD RIGHT NOW 😂

guys as an earthling im DEAD 😭🙏

"Who said i give a shit bout u"

YESSS A MELANIE VIDEO AHHHHH

the contortionist will never sound bad to me

Stop the end was funny

Commenting on 50 Melanie shorts so they get in my fyp! 24/50 ALSO LMAOOOOOO

He summoned us, melanie fans

The cold or a flu i thought it said a cold door flew lol

"IT WAS LETHAL!"

Lol I love her so much ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤she is the best

Omg this is so good

This is so creative 😂😊

Omg mel

Finally it was mel❤

Lollll I would love it if mel was my doctor

“Tell the physiatrist” had me laughing 😂

I LOVE MEL

Melanie in this short be like "i don't give a f*ck about you anyway" (that line's from play date btw)

I love how he used Melanie I'm her #1 fan

I love Mel so much 😂❤

MY FAV NURSE'S OFFICE ❤