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If Muhammad Replaced Trump 

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@pineapplefarmer7352
@pineapplefarmer7352 8 лет назад
"Everyone calm down! Muhammad has nothing to do with Islam!" Brought tears to my eyes!
@pineapplefarmer7352
@pineapplefarmer7352 8 лет назад
I mean, it was just Hillaryus!
@nottherealpaulsmith
@nottherealpaulsmith 7 лет назад
Now that's a Trumped up pun.
@The1stGurehaundo
@The1stGurehaundo 7 лет назад
Master
@turabali2501
@turabali2501 6 лет назад
kendi peygamberini bilmeden müslümanlığa karışma
@turabali2501
@turabali2501 6 лет назад
intermingling with Islam without knowing its own prophet
@hayainthespace
@hayainthespace 8 лет назад
I Used to be a Muslim 4 years ago and im telling you thats 100% true Islam treats women like shit Now im a proud atheist
@Joey_ott
@Joey_ott 8 лет назад
good for you I've been an atheist since 1999
@asuraspath2262
@asuraspath2262 8 лет назад
Nice work. I grew up in a family that was immersed in religion so we really do have it hard.
@rrteppo
@rrteppo 8 лет назад
My parents never even mentioned religion unless I asked about it. So I just grew up atheist.
@yitzchakepstein2142
@yitzchakepstein2142 8 лет назад
Congratulations. Hopefully you don't live in a place where they will take revenge against you for it
@rileywhite9467
@rileywhite9467 8 лет назад
+VengfulDarkness same
@GBart
@GBart 8 лет назад
This isn't funny, this is just an accurate depiction of reality
@jordi936
@jordi936 8 лет назад
Yes, it is more sad than funny :(
@jordi936
@jordi936 8 лет назад
Silver Surfer It is a goku picture of Lenin actually lol
@nh-a6713
@nh-a6713 8 лет назад
+Paladin Butters dude you forgot to call them libtards/cucks as a surrogate for an actual argument, still a good try though
@nh-a6713
@nh-a6713 8 лет назад
+Paladin Butters also you gotta randomly call bernie a commie and pretend this is the cold war
@paladinbutters2
@paladinbutters2 8 лет назад
Noah haoN I simply pointed out that it's NOT an accurate depiction of reality. Come back with an actual argument c|:^)
@silveryfeather208
@silveryfeather208 7 лет назад
This is golden. It sounds like it's making fun of Hillary, Trump, Christians, hippie liberals who clam 'islamaphobia' and islam lol
@daytimegaming3122
@daytimegaming3122 5 лет назад
@@TheTazzietiger the problem with that statement is that the vast majority of trump supporters don't agree with what Mohammad said .
@michaelolcese2121
@michaelolcese2121 5 лет назад
Ikr, I love it all
@therealivydawg
@therealivydawg 4 года назад
@@daytimegaming3122 but if they don't know what Muhammad said how would they know?
@wisdomwizard3620
@wisdomwizard3620 4 года назад
Attacks all sides!
@rhabdob3895
@rhabdob3895 4 года назад
silveryfeather208 : yes this is truly an equal opportunity burn
@MarioDrWhofilms
@MarioDrWhofilms 8 лет назад
Let's look at the offended checklist: ✔Muslims ✔Islamists ✔Feminists ✔Basically all SJWs ✔Trump supporters ✔Hillary supporters Who did I miss?
@Minty1337
@Minty1337 8 лет назад
you missed, your mom! you know she is voting for Bernie, even if she cant! she feels under represented!
@hornyandtarded2354
@hornyandtarded2354 8 лет назад
nigga how the fuck you use checks in the comments
@MZXD
@MZXD 8 лет назад
Well you forget Atheist. The RU-vid part TRIGGERED the fck out of me. mkay
@TheyCalledMeT
@TheyCalledMeT 8 лет назад
so to sum it up .. well done :D
@TruthHurts_
@TruthHurts_ 8 лет назад
The media( how they cover things up or lie)
@MrRushhour4
@MrRushhour4 8 лет назад
Trump tower with Saurons eye, i fucking died
@fabf7133
@fabf7133 8 лет назад
and his tiny hands
@austintschirhart6412
@austintschirhart6412 8 лет назад
LMao it's brilliant
@piesho
@piesho 8 лет назад
I thought it was fake, but then I saw the palantir.
@stopscammingman
@stopscammingman 8 лет назад
Perhaps you would like to know that in parts of Britain, trump means FART!
@stopscammingman
@stopscammingman 8 лет назад
His conventions are like a rallies of orcs!
@thomaslaing6800
@thomaslaing6800 8 лет назад
Can we just vote for Jeffrey?
@ОлегОленев-я3о
@ОлегОленев-я3о 8 лет назад
In States with a Write-in option.
@CHHSAlex
@CHHSAlex 8 лет назад
You may prefer to vote for Gin Ichimaru
@neillefrancis8568
@neillefrancis8568 8 лет назад
#jeffereyforpresident2194
@elishapowers6590
@elishapowers6590 8 лет назад
Trump 2016!!!
@omsmada
@omsmada 8 лет назад
Joffrey is at least less of a sociopath than Trump.
@PersianMapper
@PersianMapper 6 лет назад
Wow.... I'm an ex-muslim and I don't know what to say here...... I've checked every single of those verses on the internet and they matched word for word, not being convinced I brought out an Iranian Quran and matched all the verses in the video with the verses in the Quran........ and they all matched EXACTLY. I-I'm speechless!
@empressangeline6942
@empressangeline6942 6 лет назад
Persian Mapper congrats on leaving
@yowaddup5649
@yowaddup5649 6 лет назад
Dude that's great to know! Being released from the chains of religion is truly a great feeling. I wish you good luck.
@theboss3541
@theboss3541 6 лет назад
Shia islam...all bullshit
@mustapha9918
@mustapha9918 6 лет назад
Whether Sunni or Shia, there is only one Quran. And he only spoke about the Quran in his message.
@optimusprime5199
@optimusprime5199 6 лет назад
@@theboss3541 All Islam is bullshit.
@kenchristiansen2080
@kenchristiansen2080 8 лет назад
I can't tell, is this anti Clinton, anti Trump, or anti Islam. This is nuts.
@peterjumper881
@peterjumper881 8 лет назад
All at once.
@kenchristiansen2080
@kenchristiansen2080 8 лет назад
You are probably right.
@SWOgottaGO
@SWOgottaGO 8 лет назад
Seems like the only religion not made fun off is Judaism. Hmmmmm
@patchienow1597
@patchienow1597 8 лет назад
SWOgottaGO It's far less widespread.
@ajatakoi
@ajatakoi 7 лет назад
SWOgottaGO Well because they don't annoy anyone
@raccoononymous
@raccoononymous 8 лет назад
The wall just got 10 feet higher.
@raccoononymous
@raccoononymous 8 лет назад
Silver Surfer And you just got 10 times madder.
@raccoononymous
@raccoononymous 8 лет назад
Silver Surfer It's just a prank, bruh.
@smokeemifyougotem9662
@smokeemifyougotem9662 8 лет назад
i want the wall from attack on titan. with armed sentry torrents and cannons.
@Joshua-vw3wv
@Joshua-vw3wv 8 лет назад
+Vadium Black Then all those Mexican giants would start advancing, we'd have to fight them in the least practical way possible and it would be glorious.
@smokeemifyougotem9662
@smokeemifyougotem9662 8 лет назад
Joshua yes.
@BasedBrah10
@BasedBrah10 7 лет назад
How a liberal can say they respect women and condone Islam is beyond me.
@raphaelristie2088
@raphaelristie2088 7 лет назад
ah the almighty strawmen strike again
@cloroxbleachs5757
@cloroxbleachs5757 7 лет назад
igrenade triggered liberal
@SkillUpMobileGaming
@SkillUpMobileGaming 7 лет назад
"condone Islam"? What? So we're going to take away freedom of religion and have thought police that go around banning people from the country for agreeing with Islam? Tell me: How do we not "condone Islam"? Are you seriously upset that it isn't banned from the U.S.A when there's freedom of religion? What the hell is the matter with you..
@megag52
@megag52 7 лет назад
+SkillUp Gaming so you think an ideology that would things nelson Mandela deserves to be tortured for ever is ok. sick piece of shit
@lurid_phaesporia
@lurid_phaesporia 7 лет назад
+Vito Coraci +igrenade You're both right. I can't stand either of you.
@chilloutbruh1540
@chilloutbruh1540 7 лет назад
Proud to be Ex Muslim Atheist
@hasbisaifulbahri8109
@hasbisaifulbahri8109 7 лет назад
Turkic Ultra-Nationalist Peace be upon you . I'm Glad that you are proud to go to hell fire. Do not cry for help when your suffering because you're the one who chose to go hell fire.
@mirzayevfakhri
@mirzayevfakhri 7 лет назад
Big Smoke bizde turkuz . Elhamdulillah muslumaniz
@hasbisaifulbahri8109
@hasbisaifulbahri8109 7 лет назад
Big Smoke You don't believe in the almighty? Then good luck in the hereafter Brother . May Allah have mercy on you .
@mirzayevfakhri
@mirzayevfakhri 7 лет назад
Big Smoke And all of victims you say in afterlife gonna get what they couldnt get in earth if they were good. Every single bad thing happens to us will make our exam easier. Lan anlamadim niye ingilizce yazdim ama neyse idare et
@hasbisaifulbahri8109
@hasbisaifulbahri8109 7 лет назад
Big Smoke Hahaha , sorry to say this but it's proven most disbelievers have tremendously more sins than the believers, because we believers seek for forgiveness and we are thankful for what we have . We constantly pray to seek refuge and to remind us that one day we will return back to the creator .
@videogyar2
@videogyar2 8 лет назад
I like how you mock both Islam and SJWs:D
@BBC.Radio1
@BBC.Radio1 8 лет назад
It's pretty easy to do when SJWs are pretty much sucking Islam's dick.
@infinightmoon6268
@infinightmoon6268 8 лет назад
And the Trump cultists. Darkmatter was hitting everyone this time around.
@Cjnw
@Cjnw 8 лет назад
#Social_Justice u - Akbar!!!
@kevinbergman3784
@kevinbergman3784 8 лет назад
Those were two of the targets in this video.
@animeistrash9240
@animeistrash9240 8 лет назад
Nothing you can do about those shitty cultists. Every major group has them...
@jeanpaulbrochero8406
@jeanpaulbrochero8406 8 лет назад
your Hillary impression was honestly pretty on point lol
@jeanpaulbrochero8406
@jeanpaulbrochero8406 8 лет назад
+poptart 523 she sounds like that much of an idiot to me lol, and that is all she seems to say "vote for me cuz im a woman"
@jeanpaulbrochero8406
@jeanpaulbrochero8406 8 лет назад
+poptart 523 you right about the emotion part but i dont support either of them lol, theyre both fucking idiots
@Iforgot1479
@Iforgot1479 8 лет назад
Apparently his wife was having trouble until he told her to impersonate a robot
@TheRachaelLefler
@TheRachaelLefler 8 лет назад
I thought that WAS Hillary Clinton, like a guest voice like on Futurama.
@TheDiabeticChicken
@TheDiabeticChicken 8 лет назад
To be honest the fat lesbian TJ, does a better impression.
@DanishDelusions
@DanishDelusions 8 лет назад
You have to choose between Hillary and Trump... are you sure its a good idea to have an election?
@danielsan901998
@danielsan901998 8 лет назад
at least you can choose in Spain we can't thanks to a endogamy family.
@SwuaveWEB
@SwuaveWEB 8 лет назад
Yeah, may not be the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need right now.
@danielsan901998
@danielsan901998 8 лет назад
SwuaveWEB No, we dont need a cristian fundamentalist party in power.
@SwuaveWEB
@SwuaveWEB 8 лет назад
daniel gonzalez rodriguez Trump isn't a religious person... Eitherway, as long as they keep it out of their politics, who cares.
@omnisodium9869
@omnisodium9869 8 лет назад
we should just be like Austria and just call a do-over
@KitsuneShapeShifter
@KitsuneShapeShifter 7 лет назад
That SWJ and KKK member hugging was the most beautiful thing
@ddoomsday7313
@ddoomsday7313 4 года назад
Finally somebody see the truth behind the hijab(veil) of devil :)
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 года назад
Funny how both groups are so similar.
@JS-vm7pg
@JS-vm7pg 4 года назад
*SJW
@attiylanen
@attiylanen 3 года назад
They both found their common ground from "Muhammad has nothing to do with Islaam!".
@AnHonestApe
@AnHonestApe 8 лет назад
"If NOT Mohammed replaced Trump."
@topnotch3232
@topnotch3232 8 лет назад
+Terra that joke went way over your head
@xxGLhrMxx
@xxGLhrMxx 8 лет назад
INFIDEL
@AntimonidTriniobu
@AntimonidTriniobu 8 лет назад
+Terra yeah but you changed the meaning
@AntimonidTriniobu
@AntimonidTriniobu 8 лет назад
+Terra I guess theres two ways of looking at it: "If (NOT Mohammed) replaced Trump" "If NOT (Mohammed replaced Trump)" I thought the joke in the OP was aiming at the first one, since the characters name in the cartoon is NOT Mohammed. But if its the second case, then youre right.
@TheTonzLDN
@TheTonzLDN 8 лет назад
The whole "NOT Mohammed" joke is not that his name "NOT Mohammed" it's that his name (sarcastically) isn't Mohammed so everyone calls him "NOT Mohammed". So in Terra's version, the meaning is the same as DM's original joke. If Mohammed (sarcastically) didn't replace Trump therefore means that the video is about Mohammed replacing Trump. QED
@PaintingOfTheMind
@PaintingOfTheMind 8 лет назад
Darkmatter.... I lost my shit when I saw your Steve Shives....
@PaintingOfTheMind
@PaintingOfTheMind 8 лет назад
Black Fire Dragon the 13th He's a douche..... and a moron pushing an ideology while rejecting religion based on their dogma. I find that incredibly hilarious.....
@naverilllang
@naverilllang 8 лет назад
i was wondering if that was steve. i was going to comment on it but you beat me to it :P
@PaintingOfTheMind
@PaintingOfTheMind 8 лет назад
Nathan Lang I lost it. xD
@chriscunningham6401
@chriscunningham6401 8 лет назад
Not sure about him reacting to the antisemitism though. Atheist+ feminists are known to blame Jews for a lot of stuff. I could be mixing up crazy leftists though...
@PaintingOfTheMind
@PaintingOfTheMind 8 лет назад
Chris Cunningham I don't care enough about the fucker to really care. I sent him a tweet saying "As a woman, I respectfully disagree with your assertion that we live in a rape culture." He blocked me, so he obviously is set in his way and nothing will change his mind. That's not the mind of a skeptic.
@David-rd3go
@David-rd3go 8 лет назад
I am a trans woman who was born in an Islamic land and because of this I am the saddest person of the world I usually cry at nights before sleeping Muslims broke my heart they always say bad and rude things to lesbians,gays and trans people I am still in closet and because of Islamic society I can't be my self and I have depression:'( I have no hope I wish I were born in Western countries that they respect us
@hinro
@hinro 8 лет назад
Is leaving an option?
@FaukGPlaus
@FaukGPlaus 8 лет назад
I am sorry to hear that. I hope that you will someday leave your respective islamic hellhole.
@davidpayette4646
@davidpayette4646 8 лет назад
I feel like I've read this comment before
@David-rd3go
@David-rd3go 8 лет назад
+Fauk G. Plaus Thank you very much for your supporting
@David-rd3go
@David-rd3go 8 лет назад
+David Payette True Because it's not my first time to put comment on RU-vid you have probably read my comment on other videos
@MoreShovel
@MoreShovel 5 лет назад
i was an muslim until 1 month ago. Now i feel really free because i dont have to worship a god who send all non-belivers into hell
@mohammedmowlidabdulahi3627
@mohammedmowlidabdulahi3627 5 лет назад
Lier
@Ragingknight12
@Ragingknight12 5 лет назад
@@mohammedmowlidabdulahi3627 how is this person a liar?
@rivvy2138
@rivvy2138 5 лет назад
Exactly. That thought never really settled in my head. That an "all merciful" God would burn more than half the population of humanity (more than 50B people) for eternity for the simple crime of not understanding or accepting that he exists???
@coolguy9709
@coolguy9709 4 года назад
Okay
@rivvy2138
@rivvy2138 4 года назад
@Gagan Singh pretty much the God of Islam lol
@MsHarpsychord
@MsHarpsychord 8 лет назад
Dear America: Why Not vote For A Different Candidate!!!!!
@juandiegoprado
@juandiegoprado 8 лет назад
Third party candidate? What's that?
@fatsamcastle
@fatsamcastle 8 лет назад
is it no wonder that Americans (and by extension other western countries simply because the American media is so good damn powerful) are obsessed with identity politics when there's only 2 choices.
@hesultan9222
@hesultan9222 8 лет назад
+FutbolVinotinto21 Kang and Kodos were right
@LeonardGreenpaw
@LeonardGreenpaw 8 лет назад
I vote for Luna for president :D The economy will be doubled!
@AMDeZani
@AMDeZani 8 лет назад
Sadly, voting for a third party candidate, at least in this election, is like voting for any party that's not conservatives or labour in the 2015 UK election. Sure, they might get a lot of votes (UKIP), but at the end of your day you're going to end up essentially having wasted your vote when your candidate gets nothing and another candidate wins.
@Iblamethebarrels
@Iblamethebarrels 8 лет назад
I love the mutual hatred of both sides 😂
@mrpro-cy4mx
@mrpro-cy4mx 5 лет назад
I love it when athiest are angry it make me feel so much better when athiest like you and the other athiest are made fun of 😎
@Dominus_Augustus
@Dominus_Augustus 5 лет назад
@@mrpro-cy4mx 😬
@romanrepublic1356
@romanrepublic1356 4 года назад
@@mrpro-cy4mx doesn't bug me when people make fun as long as it's funny. You're folk get butthurt a lot more.
@e_pluribus_unum252
@e_pluribus_unum252 4 года назад
@@mrpro-cy4mx of allllll the comment threads to write that, you chose the one decent comment regarding politics?
@evangelinsamantha5777
@evangelinsamantha5777 2 года назад
❤️❤️❤️
@prehistoricwatergun0136
@prehistoricwatergun0136 8 лет назад
surprisingly the sjws seem pretty reasonable
@prehistoricwatergun0136
@prehistoricwatergun0136 8 лет назад
in the beginning
@user-on7jo8nu2y
@user-on7jo8nu2y 6 лет назад
you right, i am a jew and i still doesnt get it wht some peole hate us
@MajkaSrajka
@MajkaSrajka 6 лет назад
no, they seem pretty accurately portrayed xD
@brandonsegal762
@brandonsegal762 3 года назад
That is how Progressives (trumpspeak: "SJWs") actually are. The "SJWs" you see getting triggered, are not really Progressive. "Big Red" has accepted racism in her beleifs, so she cannot be Progressive. The archetypal "triggered Feminist" (I can't find her name) is totally rational if you find the video, look it up! Cora Segal ("Trigglypuff") is my cousin, I know her far better than any rightists do. She is not irrational like the video wrongly portrays. Actually look into the subject, you will see.
@kingthor191
@kingthor191 3 года назад
"Everybody calm down, Not Muhammad has nothing to do with Islam. " --Solid.
@idiraitfroukh8263
@idiraitfroukh8263 5 лет назад
OMG,I'm an ex-muslim and this is exactly what's written in the Qur'an... 😁😁😁,i'm dead.
@imcronaldo
@imcronaldo 4 года назад
M2
@jefrreyjeffery2192
@jefrreyjeffery2192 3 года назад
I think your last sentence will probably become true one day if you constantly reveal your apostasy in Muslim countries!
@alexbaro
@alexbaro 2 года назад
I doubt that you're an ex Muslim because that's not really what's written in the Quran.
@itzsonicl6501
@itzsonicl6501 2 года назад
@@alexbaro true in my school we study a Quran and I searched for it and it isnt in it
@nabil5535
@nabil5535 2 года назад
@@alexbaro I’m an ex bhudist who used to be an ex Christian. You gotta believe me.
@montushah8856
@montushah8856 8 лет назад
Dark, you have made me an Atheist I had always struggled between God and Atheism but after watching your videos I now know that God simply doesn't exist, and God didn't create Men, Men created god
@laminator100
@laminator100 8 лет назад
You're right. And men created many, many gods... unfortunately. Men also created ghosts, goblins, bigfoot, ufos & aliens visiting Earth from outerspace, psychic abilities, homeopathy & lots & lots of other bullshit. If you truly are now an atheist, then you are definitely on the right path of finding real truth in this life.
@lemonade1003
@lemonade1003 8 лет назад
It's impossible to prove that something doesn't exist
@smegmalasagna
@smegmalasagna 8 лет назад
+lemonade it is possible to proof that something doesn't exist. it's impossible to proof something that is impossible to proof doesn't exist. Like god
@smegmalasagna
@smegmalasagna 8 лет назад
there may be a god out there. but not one the gods humanity believes in.
@d.oliver4045
@d.oliver4045 8 лет назад
+lemonade we're not that interested in trying to "prove" that its true. We're simply stating that it is illogical to believe in gods, especially Christianity's version, for many reasons. Whether you want to believe in it or not, that's your choice but it shouldn't be involved in politics nor law nor anything that directly affects life because it's a belief, hence not factual, which by definition can be observed or can be measured, etc.
@LemonChieff
@LemonChieff 8 лет назад
This video is perfect. Everything wrong in this word in 10 minutes.
@Toshinben
@Toshinben 8 лет назад
*world? Because Darkmatter putting up a video days before you make your comment, which describes everything wrong with the 'word' in your comment, is really time travel psychedelic mind blowing.
@LemonChieff
@LemonChieff 8 лет назад
Toshinben Do you really need to start a debate over this? (This is a rhetorical question.) The Internet: Noun defining the virtual space in which every opinion is debatable as if it was a statement of facts.
@maggosheesh9894
@maggosheesh9894 8 лет назад
World =/= murica
@johnnelson8600
@johnnelson8600 8 лет назад
+Marco Sheesh Islam is a problem globally
@maggosheesh9894
@maggosheesh9894 8 лет назад
All religions that say to kill non believers are a Problem
@thesunshine7402
@thesunshine7402 7 лет назад
just become an ex-Muslim and become happy and feel real freedom.
@syfox3388
@syfox3388 7 лет назад
The Sunshine Then, welcome to hell! You can now take a seat while your head is melting :)
@dewunicornoch162
@dewunicornoch162 7 лет назад
Mr. Maggot That would happen is hell were real. It is not.
@hasbisaifulbahri8109
@hasbisaifulbahri8109 7 лет назад
Dew Unicorn OCh However , you can't exactly prove that there isn't hell. It's a 50% chance that hell exist. Science have not reach the advanced technology to figure that out yet.
@iqm4574
@iqm4574 7 лет назад
SAME
@arturcanaj8178
@arturcanaj8178 7 лет назад
Hasbi Saifulbahri It's impossible to prove that something doesn't exist.You only can prove that something exist.So It's your job to prove that hell exist
@KonguZya
@KonguZya 8 лет назад
I fucking lost it when I saw Steve.
@codycigar4409
@codycigar4409 8 лет назад
Blocked
@ThePharphis
@ThePharphis 8 лет назад
[redacted]
@MonetaryReformForum
@MonetaryReformForum 8 лет назад
Who the fuck is Steve?
@sankarshanacharya7615
@sankarshanacharya7615 8 лет назад
Steve Shives.
@kobathedread
@kobathedread 8 лет назад
Strong words.
@TheAgamemnon911
@TheAgamemnon911 8 лет назад
While watching from across the ocean I have a hard time to decide if I should laugh or cry about this presidential campaign.
@areallycreativename3753
@areallycreativename3753 8 лет назад
same here
@xenxander
@xenxander 8 лет назад
americans are too pussy to pool votes into a 3rd party. (speaking as one, but not of that mind). i am voting 3rd party this election.
@EstariaValens
@EstariaValens 8 лет назад
I'm voting 3rd party too.
@williambarnes5023
@williambarnes5023 8 лет назад
+Xen Xander +EstariaValens Choosing to go third party, huh? Trump appreciates your votes.
@comradestarbucks2726
@comradestarbucks2726 8 лет назад
Laugh
@hibye-hq9qi
@hibye-hq9qi 7 лет назад
I'm going into the comment section...wish me luck
@3inamillion581
@3inamillion581 7 лет назад
Bianca di Angelo, good luck my friend. hope you come back alive
@theali8oras274
@theali8oras274 6 лет назад
May the force be with you
@ilikemetal2910
@ilikemetal2910 6 лет назад
Bianca di Angelo did you survive?
@Evelyn-grace9841
@Evelyn-grace9841 6 лет назад
Bianca di Angelo it'd be easier than the junk giant.
@Umbra2079
@Umbra2079 5 лет назад
Good luck
@javiersds8081
@javiersds8081 7 лет назад
6:35 "Muhammad has nothing to do with Islam". Brilliant.
@empressangeline6942
@empressangeline6942 6 лет назад
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” -Isaac Asimov
@4817Indian
@4817Indian 6 лет назад
Makes trump seem liberal.
@joshuakim5240
@joshuakim5240 6 лет назад
And makes liberals look extremely conservative. It's actually amazing how jumbled political alignments with doctrines has become with liberals protecting and promoting the ultra-conservative Islam and conservatives protecting and adopting the ultra-liberal Freedom of Religion. My god...they've become everything they hate!
@EverythingExplainedbyEthanKahn
joshua kim Finally! Someone who sees that the political right is religiously left and the political left is religiously right
@NBrioDaZueraRules
@NBrioDaZueraRules Год назад
i mean, he is, all capitalists are liberals
@shanweeboy
@shanweeboy 8 лет назад
Yeah, I think it would be awesome if Trump Tower had a giant eye of Sauron on it.
@malcolmt7883
@malcolmt7883 8 лет назад
That giant fiery thing was an eye? ... I thought it was Hillary's vagina.
@MercenaryZack
@MercenaryZack 8 лет назад
LOL
@nikolsanai4206
@nikolsanai4206 8 лет назад
+Ed Harley thanks a lot... Now I can't eat
@lessevdoolbretsim
@lessevdoolbretsim 8 лет назад
Then it would complete your fantasy of him being an evil tyrant....the same tyrant that gave money to Hillary's lame ass.
@sorsocksfake
@sorsocksfake 8 лет назад
Oh yes! Dammit, now I must insist further amendments to the Wall's design...
@theoldfinalchapters8319
@theoldfinalchapters8319 7 лет назад
Huh... not that different from the actual debates.
@jeffypaulwastaken1298
@jeffypaulwastaken1298 6 лет назад
TheFinalChapters except from the way that trump won’t say that
@gelatinocyte6270
@gelatinocyte6270 5 лет назад
He has always been depicted as censor bars in this channel. Just so you know...
@kitsunekid16
@kitsunekid16 4 года назад
@@jeffypaulwastaken1298 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@neeeeeck9005
@neeeeeck9005 8 лет назад
i just noticed: this angel has marijuana instead of normal leaf
@HappyHumanist369
@HappyHumanist369 8 лет назад
Because in that movie Friday (I think it was that movie) Chris Tucker said "God put this here for us!". lol
@neeeeeck9005
@neeeeeck9005 8 лет назад
lmao :dd
@nike7429
@nike7429 8 лет назад
+straight_edge_energy_man *Smokey😉
@CowllHatesHumanity
@CowllHatesHumanity 7 лет назад
anti Trump, anti Clinton and especially anti Islam...Beautiful
@sdprz7893
@sdprz7893 6 лет назад
on récolte ce qu'on a semé anti Christian aswell don’t discriminate against religions they’re all bad
@theboss3541
@theboss3541 6 лет назад
Fuck you
@GenerationLex
@GenerationLex 6 лет назад
Sami Boi fuck you
@GenerationLex
@GenerationLex 6 лет назад
Sami Boi take a shower. Also, fuck you.
@GenerationLex
@GenerationLex 6 лет назад
So you haven't showered in 6 weeks and you're saying I haven't? I think you're delusional. Also fuck you.
@lns3858
@lns3858 7 лет назад
Muhammad has nothing to do with Islam....
@sylvenefarooq7596
@sylvenefarooq7596 7 лет назад
Sanātana Dharma no
@HeyWelcomeToMyWorld
@HeyWelcomeToMyWorld 7 лет назад
?
@cecil123
@cecil123 7 лет назад
The Quran is not a true Islamic source!
@hasbisaifulbahri8109
@hasbisaifulbahri8109 7 лет назад
cecil123 Wow . You're so brave to say such things , I don't even think you know what Qur'an is. May Allah have mercy on you for making such a big lie (Fitnah).
@tommy7378
@tommy7378 7 лет назад
Hasbi Saifulbahri ahahahaha *gasps* ahahaha
@Anonymous_Alien11
@Anonymous_Alien11 3 месяца назад
Ex muslim from the middle east here I can't believe how accurately you presented the Quran verses and Hadiths Amazing Job!!
@thewhitewolf3089
@thewhitewolf3089 8 лет назад
I'm no Trump supporter, but I don't get why everyone calls him a racist or sexist etc. if you wanna say he's an arrogant jerk with bad hair, I can get behind that but because he's not politically correct, everyone thinks he's the new hitler (SJWs actually say he's literally hitler) and that makes no sense
@ventroid4473
@ventroid4473 8 лет назад
Same
@Demour77
@Demour77 8 лет назад
Is that sarcasm? Or is it just stupid:??
@BOSSDONMAN
@BOSSDONMAN 8 лет назад
I'm a Trump supporter primarily as a lesser of multiple evils. It's the only way you can "effectively" vote in a bipartisan political system.
@madcuzbad8205
@madcuzbad8205 8 лет назад
Why not vote for Gary Johnson? Look him up, I'm sure you'll like what you find.
@thedemonhater7748
@thedemonhater7748 8 лет назад
I'm voting for Hillary. I'd rather pick a lying politician who has plenty of experience, than a lying, orange asshole.
@JRent506
@JRent506 8 лет назад
The sponsors on Hillary's jacket are a nice touch haha. Awesome video, man!
@hysteria2831
@hysteria2831 8 лет назад
sure you're ready to give more shout-outs after the whole Shives thing DarkMatter? hehe
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 8 лет назад
You're right! I am definitely hesitant, but IntrovertedSmiles did help me with verses, so he at least deserves some acknowledgement for that.
@chewyshoey
@chewyshoey 8 лет назад
I'm sorry i'm out of the loop. What happened with Shives?
@firekillerxx
@firekillerxx 8 лет назад
What happened with him?
@chewyshoey
@chewyshoey 8 лет назад
Silver Surfer Well I know he went full feminist. I thought there was something new.
@hysteria2831
@hysteria2831 8 лет назад
"Citation Needed" long story short DarkMatter2525's shoutout pretty much gave Steve his audience :P bless him! We don't blame you DarkMatter2525 You had no way of predicting the future :P
@nathanhilliard2131
@nathanhilliard2131 7 лет назад
not even trump was THAT bad
@jambott5520
@jambott5520 7 лет назад
nathan hilliard yeah, but he's still shit.
@spinemelter2000
@spinemelter2000 8 лет назад
I'm a Christian and a Democrat, but I couldn't stop laughing at the Commander in Queef part.
@TheReddaredevil223
@TheReddaredevil223 8 лет назад
What does being Christian have to do with anything?
@kaitlynzuniga
@kaitlynzuniga 8 лет назад
+TheReddaredevil223 probably because they're watching an atheist channel
@NYsummertimeCHI
@NYsummertimeCHI 8 лет назад
Keep watching. Keep reading. Keep THINKING! That will sort out the Christian thing. So many of us here to vouch for that.
@NYsummertimeCHI
@NYsummertimeCHI 8 лет назад
Uh.. pff well. Be-caaaause planets don't. Work? That way????
@battybuddy
@battybuddy 8 лет назад
I lost it at all the steve shives moments.
@vlatkonedelkovski185
@vlatkonedelkovski185 8 лет назад
I dont like Trump, but put next to Chillary, he sounds allmost normal.
@Marchant2
@Marchant2 8 лет назад
Sounds like you aren't all that familiar with normal.
@vlatkonedelkovski185
@vlatkonedelkovski185 8 лет назад
Marchant2 lol
@someperson9374
@someperson9374 8 лет назад
Trump doesn't have a single consistent policy or plan, other than keeping out groups of people, and a tax plan that would cut tax revenue by more than 20% - and he has no plan for making that money back.
@brendanauri
@brendanauri 8 лет назад
In what way is Hillary worse than him?
@vlatkonedelkovski185
@vlatkonedelkovski185 8 лет назад
***** In a criminal way as in a breaking-the-law-kinda of way. I wont even mentioned she is a pathological liar. If I would compare Trump and Hillary it would be like comparing urine to feces. They are both disgusting, but urine (Trump) is sterile.
@michaelmassey8353
@michaelmassey8353 8 лет назад
love this!!!! not muhammad kills me everytime....The extra tiny hands on trump....robot hillary with her nascar type sponsorships....genius
@michaelmassey8353
@michaelmassey8353 8 лет назад
hahahahahah. steve shives!!!!!
@theewildrose
@theewildrose 8 лет назад
You killed it this time Darkmatter. I laughed pretty hard
@Kniffel101
@Kniffel101 8 лет назад
I *love* that you illustrate Hillary as a puppet/robot filled with ads of big companies! xD
@lightrocket2
@lightrocket2 7 лет назад
And now Muhammed is president lol
@cx24venezuela
@cx24venezuela 6 месяцев назад
Yes, plan b was take control of the robot Hillary
@mrwatcherman1124
@mrwatcherman1124 8 лет назад
Can you do a God & Jefferey video on the story of when Jesus went into the desert for a few days and got tempted by the Devil?
@Kurbisa
@Kurbisa 8 лет назад
Most of Jefferey's replies would be "what the fuck was that?!"
@Skylos
@Skylos 8 лет назад
"You condemn masturbation? How the fuck do you think I survived 40 days in the desert?!" -Jesus Christ
@proudpureblood5073
@proudpureblood5073 8 лет назад
Wait...what?
@iAmCalypso33
@iAmCalypso33 8 лет назад
yes please that would be hilarious
@dominikamaciejasz8698
@dominikamaciejasz8698 8 лет назад
yes yes yes yes yessss
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 3 года назад
I like how dark matter predicted that Muslim will say "its out of context" but clearly the verse supports the crimes .
@EmmanuelAniTheSchism
@EmmanuelAniTheSchism 8 лет назад
I'm not voting for anyone, Trump or Hillary. Still funny lol
@SwaggaNeal
@SwaggaNeal 8 лет назад
it's like choosing between eating shit and drinking piss.
@katwinabee
@katwinabee 8 лет назад
+Never Nochelant So who does Bear Grylls support since he drinks piss?
@joshfilmsstuff9769
@joshfilmsstuff9769 8 лет назад
What about Gary Johnson?
@bugsthedaffy5016
@bugsthedaffy5016 8 лет назад
+Never Nochelant I'M BEAR GRYLLS
@alahmri909
@alahmri909 8 лет назад
+Never Nochelant 😂
@nebojsagalic4246
@nebojsagalic4246 8 лет назад
Wait, why did the KKK people stop cheering when he mentioned black slavery.
@bumblebee2511
@bumblebee2511 8 лет назад
Most KKK people, bad as they are, don't approve of slavery.
@nebojsagalic4246
@nebojsagalic4246 8 лет назад
Evil Gandhi Wut?
@bumblebee2511
@bumblebee2511 8 лет назад
Nebojsa Galic What do mean, wut? Most KKK members do not approve of slavery.
@lfMzz
@lfMzz 8 лет назад
Stop launching nukes at CIV 5 dude
@bumblebee2511
@bumblebee2511 8 лет назад
lfMzz No, I offered 7 turns of peace in exchange for PRINTING PRESS. All you fuckers don't listen.
@darkdragonsoul99
@darkdragonsoul99 7 лет назад
amazing how similar modern Islam is to America 100 years ago
@emil_king8237
@emil_king8237 6 лет назад
were you alive 100 years ago
@thegirl4life19
@thegirl4life19 6 лет назад
llamaswithouthats no but we study it. And it wasnt that long a
@Hopesedge
@Hopesedge 6 лет назад
those aren't the similarities
@captain_swaggin4065
@captain_swaggin4065 5 лет назад
Tym the Slav but it was still common to oppress them
@yusufemir8314
@yusufemir8314 4 года назад
Proudly an ex Muslim, salute from Turkey!
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 4 года назад
I hate how people say "oh I am an ex Muslim I know Islam better than Muslim!" When you don't know what is Muhammad's full name, all what you know is Muhammad married a 9 years old, he married his daughter in law, etc...
@yusufemir8314
@yusufemir8314 4 года назад
@@ilovecookies2532 Your name is quite self explanatory.
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 4 года назад
TURKISH ASSASSIN Don't change the subject! I swear you don't know what is Muhammad's father name
@yusufemir8314
@yusufemir8314 4 года назад
@@ilovecookies2532 It is Abdullah. Literally every textbook in Turkey will tell you that it is Abdullah. Also, this question proves your intelligence. Anyone can look that up. How do you plan to interrogate anyone like that? Go believe in "being created from soil". I swear you don't know how evolution works. How about you look that up?
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 4 года назад
TURKISH ASSASSIN The question wasn't from me but for you, if you didn't know it before I have asked you then you have a problem, also you should read the embryology it was a miracle for that time
@TheYedad
@TheYedad 8 лет назад
so both options are shit. what are you going to do americans?
@DJaydoubleA
@DJaydoubleA 8 лет назад
Ask the MAGIC CONCH SHELL!!
@OmniviumVelocity
@OmniviumVelocity 8 лет назад
TRUMP
@crudnom7090
@crudnom7090 8 лет назад
nothing
@JCalW
@JCalW 8 лет назад
+DJaydoubleA Nothing.
@typhoonic
@typhoonic 8 лет назад
Vote 3rd party. They won't win, but hopefully we can get someone else's voice out there more. The mainstream 2-party system is stupid, and these candidates suck. That's the message I'll send. All parties should be represented -- even the absurd ones. Everyone should have an equal voice.
@TheRationalizer
@TheRationalizer 8 лет назад
Your Muhammad impression sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger :)
@DaDualityofMan
@DaDualityofMan 8 лет назад
That's what I said lol
@lessevdoolbretsim
@lessevdoolbretsim 8 лет назад
If Arnold was god, "Get to da choppah!!" would have a new meaning.
@jamesmoran8294
@jamesmoran8294 8 лет назад
Awesome! Points were spot on, humor was brilliant, and the craftsmanship/design of the video was genius. 10/10
@mirialangoddess2811
@mirialangoddess2811 7 лет назад
STEVE SHIVES HAHAHAHA
@elysia3294
@elysia3294 7 лет назад
Mirilian Goddess Yea it was quite funny
@123SuperBeast
@123SuperBeast 8 лет назад
hillary character was gold
@DaDualityofMan
@DaDualityofMan 8 лет назад
It was perfect lmao.
@EugenesBackpack
@EugenesBackpack 8 лет назад
it was actually trump
@jackbaxter2223
@jackbaxter2223 8 лет назад
Given that your choices are Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, may I humbly suggest a third option? You could always give up this whole 'independence' malarkey and return to Britain. It's okay, we've all gone through a rebellious teenage phase. Britain will understand.
@gamerNorge
@gamerNorge 8 лет назад
Or if you dont fancy the brits, Norway is certanly gonna take good CARE of you AS a colony
@Pastafari4
@Pastafari4 8 лет назад
+gamerNorge As a fellow Norwegian, I laughed.
@yitzchakepstein2142
@yitzchakepstein2142 8 лет назад
And then pay taxes to some people who were born to a specific family, just because they're "royal"? Bitch please...
@jackbaxter2223
@jackbaxter2223 8 лет назад
Yitzchak Epstein If you think taxes are paid directly to the royal family then you're woefully uninformed.
@sbcistheboss
@sbcistheboss 8 лет назад
+K IRA You mean that country that fucked itself by being "independent" from the EU? Nah.
@LancerFFS
@LancerFFS 8 лет назад
Dark, I've been following your videos for a long time but have never commented before. I have to say it, this video's satirical nature is so refreshing and cathartic. The way you represent Hilary Clinton is incredibly accurate. I really, really like this video. I think it is one of the best ones you have ever made, if not, the best. Thank you and keep making great content.
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 8 лет назад
Thanks for commenting! It's good to know you're out there.
@alfajorcin
@alfajorcin 8 лет назад
+DarkMatter2525 he is right. you are right there between logic and social. right in the sweetspot
@aydenchase7220
@aydenchase7220 8 лет назад
DarkMatter2525 u r just stupid.. ur little knowledge about islam is dangerous... whatever u said about women is completely wrong or u misrepresented it...
@Astronut128
@Astronut128 8 лет назад
+Ayden Chase That's funny, because it was a Muslim that handled the Quran quotes used in this video.
@SpecialHandlingUnit
@SpecialHandlingUnit 8 лет назад
hi Ayden, i think he was merely quoting directly from a muslim book, if you have a problem with it just rip those pages out.
@Kisskissgirz
@Kisskissgirz 3 года назад
*visible ex-muslim happiness*
@mercurialsilver5688
@mercurialsilver5688 3 года назад
☺️🤚
@GSquid92
@GSquid92 2 года назад
Cringe athiest
@Miranox2
@Miranox2 8 лет назад
This video is a masterpiece. I don't know where you get these ideas but they're brilliant!
@Akehiko_Urabaya
@Akehiko_Urabaya 8 лет назад
wew this makes feminism look like a female version of islam
@siggimondo
@siggimondo 8 лет назад
Welcome to reality, where nothing is black or white and we move steadily towards increasingly darker shades of grey.
@andyschryvers7407
@andyschryvers7407 8 лет назад
It is in many ways similar. 1 Collectivism 2 Opposed to sex and desire 3 Demanding belief or you're a bad person 4 Easily offended and opposed to free speech 5 Authoritarian 6 Has a low opinion of 1 sex and glorifies the other I could probably go on. And if someone makes the redundant obvious NOT ALL point they can tell it to the Roo.
@hackman669
@hackman669 8 лет назад
You mean radical feminists right? Remember early feminists just wanted the same rights as men. This includes the right to vote, own land, basic human rights as well as equal pay. All of this I would support. Most women I have worked with would agree. Radicals, perhaps less than 1% of women, would treat men as badly as men historically treated women. Most men and women would be against this mistreatment.
@artsHscience
@artsHscience 8 лет назад
Yes, the feminists that say men are now obsolete and it's time to invent tech to have no males born again are feminists that I have been in arguments against on Twitter and Facebook. Those are too radical for me.
@hackman669
@hackman669 8 лет назад
Andy Schryvers So, radical femis don't want to have any fun? And they dislike people for hate sake? Sounds like a cult. Are their founders related with that crazy cult leader in Texas, perhaps saw how women were mistreated and decided to create a hate group of their own?
@alphacause
@alphacause 8 лет назад
This is a wonderful video that shows just how little people think about the value of ideas, especially when they are expressed by leaders they are either seduced by or hate. Divorce the heinous, backward, and bigoted pronouncements found in the Quran, Hadith, or the Bible, from their origins, and certain people will praise them or scorn them - not on the substance of those statements - but based on their loyalty or malice towards the person or group expressing them. People need to stop falling for the cult of personality and tribal loyalty and evaluate assertions on the basis of rationality.
@cristianluna5568
@cristianluna5568 Год назад
Holy crap i just realized that this video would have absolutely obliterated my highschool. Because most of the teachers were vehemently anti-trump, while also taught religious tolerance towards islam.
@DarkZerol
@DarkZerol Год назад
Because the overwhelming majority of Muslim outside Muslim dominant countries are highly moderate or agnostic Muslims. Just because something is written in a quran, bible or any other "holy scripture" doesn't mean you have to follow it to the latter.
@TheRationalChannel
@TheRationalChannel 8 лет назад
Hillary covered in logos? Very nice touch! Steve Shives piss-take? Even nicer touch!. Good vid.
@nabeelhaider2380
@nabeelhaider2380 8 лет назад
all Islamic references are true, I left islam few months ago.
@tasnuvatanjim1250
@tasnuvatanjim1250 4 года назад
This is the first video I've watched from your Channel. Thanks from an Atheist, Ex-Muslim, Humanist.
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 3 года назад
The video had many wr-ong stuff
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 3 года назад
@@ilovecookies2532 it gives the verse which support this crimes
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 3 года назад
@@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 Yeah sirat al rasool very funny
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 3 года назад
@@ilovecookies2532 how ?
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 3 года назад
@@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 You won't get it, we have reliable hadith books like sahih al bukhari and sahih Muslim they are 100% reliable then we have the less reliable and they are the sunan books and they are 90% reliable but this hadith is not it is from sirat al rasool by ibn ishaq
@hiway19891
@hiway19891 7 лет назад
Even though Trump is a awful person but American did vote for the "better" person as president, I mean WTF, Democrats? Why didn't you guys give Sanders a chance?
@BFjordsman
@BFjordsman 8 лет назад
brilliant , Muhammad/trump still kinda seems better than Hillary
@Alex_gee_white
@Alex_gee_white 8 лет назад
you may enjoy living in a state operating under sharia law
@TeleportRush
@TeleportRush 8 лет назад
And you can enjoy living in a country with a corporate council milking every source of money till the nation runs dry.
@BFjordsman
@BFjordsman 8 лет назад
+Alex White (aSaaadPanda) I do already ,what do you think Arizona is?
@Alex_gee_white
@Alex_gee_white 8 лет назад
+BFjordsman, when it's presented topographically, I think it's Dead💩l's face.
@thiccityd9773
@thiccityd9773 8 лет назад
I'd rather die by nuke than be tortured for my lack of religion by Mohammed/trump.
@Nutritional-Yeast
@Nutritional-Yeast 8 лет назад
I accuse Dark Matter of being lazy, his theme or approach of pointing out flaws or logical inconsistencies in religious "rhetoric"(lol) , has run it's course. He should make a new series focused on, summarizing and animating the great literary works of human history. Aristotles, "Nicomachean Ethics", Emmuel Kants, "Critique of reason." Nietsche, "Beyond Good and Evil." If you catch a fish, you feed a man for a day, if you teach him how to fish, you feed him for a lifetime. I feel like dark matter has been feeding us fish for quite a while, we are ready to step into the deep waters and learn to fish. Up-vote this, so his highness could see this comment.
@mario0318
@mario0318 8 лет назад
I think other channels can take up that task. This channel works best revealing the many inconsistencies of religious texts and its followers.
@horatiotrismegistus616
@horatiotrismegistus616 8 лет назад
If you're really ready to fish, then you'll read such works and evaluate them on your own...
@lemurdog
@lemurdog 8 лет назад
I think this channel is better suited to evaluating distorted viewpoints. Because there are so many in the world. In fact school of life channel makes a few videos like that so you could watch those
@Tionaintown876
@Tionaintown876 8 лет назад
wait why did everything go downhill when he mentioned black slavery??
@asimpleenigma
@asimpleenigma 8 лет назад
because even the most racist segments of america wouldn't support slavery.
@Tionaintown876
@Tionaintown876 8 лет назад
Lloyd Cloer *opens hole in wall* "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
@Tionaintown876
@Tionaintown876 8 лет назад
***** Well to be fair, he DID say *Black* slavery
@asimpleenigma
@asimpleenigma 8 лет назад
***** But racism was used to justify slavery. That's why slavery has often been racial.
@Slavaisusukhrystu
@Slavaisusukhrystu 8 лет назад
The Bible says to follow the laws of the land you live in...
@ronaldraegan7886
@ronaldraegan7886 8 лет назад
#darkmatterlivesmatter
@parthiancapitalist2733
@parthiancapitalist2733 5 лет назад
#whitelivesmatter Glory to you, Mr. President
@romanrepublic1356
@romanrepublic1356 4 года назад
@@parthiancapitalist2733 only white lives matter.
@thelogicalfallacy4635
@thelogicalfallacy4635 3 года назад
@@romanrepublic1356 #NoLivesMatter
@hansbrandt6471
@hansbrandt6471 8 лет назад
I love how you made Shillary look with the sponsors and all!
@Thejokerplayerdz
@Thejokerplayerdz 4 года назад
I proud that im atheist ex muslim
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 4 года назад
The people who say this probably cannot count Hadith books other than Bukhari, Muslim, Sunan Abu Dawood, Sunan al nasai, Sunan al tirmidhi, and Sunan ibn majah, trust me I am an Arab and I know your type.
@Thejokerplayerdz
@Thejokerplayerdz 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂 fuck that I'll be atheist to death
@محبالحقيقة
@محبالحقيقة 4 года назад
s̷a̷d̷ bøy It is a fact
@محبالحقيقة
@محبالحقيقة 3 года назад
Zatchooze Naut How? We have many proofs that he is a prophet
@محبالحقيقة
@محبالحقيقة 3 года назад
Zatchooze Naut What is your proof that that didn't happen?
@Gears_Starting
@Gears_Starting 8 лет назад
In my opinion, now that Bernie Sanders is now out of the race, Jill Stein from the Green Party is the only logical choice for president. Not only would it be making history as the first female U.S. president, but she is simply a great fit for the position, understands what is wrong in our country, and how to fix things. Here is a video for anyone who wants to know a little more about Jill Stein. youtubeonrepeat.com/watch/?v=g7hEfgxSJ44
@markironside9818
@markironside9818 2 года назад
Trump should’ve converted to Islam on the campaign. Then he could say all the misogynistic he wants and the media would’ve been stuck
@greylonewolf8750
@greylonewolf8750 2 года назад
Your comment is funny and scary at the same time,mate.
@GSquid92
@GSquid92 Год назад
He would’ve lost half of his votes
@jothePianoMaster13
@jothePianoMaster13 8 лет назад
if you are so bold why don't you just SHOW MUHAMMAD
@mastergoonmaster7298
@mastergoonmaster7298 8 лет назад
Honestly it shows a stronger point and it's funnier for him to just not.
@AdmiralStickney
@AdmiralStickney 8 лет назад
It's a running gag.
@joetatt9012
@joetatt9012 8 лет назад
Satire is all the more effective by being subtle.
@hornyandtarded2354
@hornyandtarded2354 8 лет назад
***** The quran is more sexually attractive than you, and i can have sex with the quran anytime i want.
@allpsugaming9538
@allpsugaming9538 8 лет назад
There is no picture of him
@KyleLi
@KyleLi 8 лет назад
This got really political. Not bad.
@Longshanks1690
@Longshanks1690 8 лет назад
Why isn't the Saudi Flag among Hillary's Sponsors? 11 million is a Substantial Donation.
@jackdaniels7129
@jackdaniels7129 7 лет назад
9:40 better love story than twilight
@ahypernova
@ahypernova 8 лет назад
Damn.... I'm so glad I found your channel.
@travelerfinder7840
@travelerfinder7840 8 лет назад
So Hilary was Trump the fuck :O
@travelerfinder7840
@travelerfinder7840 8 лет назад
lol really pushing the vote for Hilary is a vote for Trump to it's limit.
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 8 лет назад
I hope I didn't come off as pushing a vote for either.
@Skyswindler
@Skyswindler 8 лет назад
+DarkMatter2525 You can say what you want. We all know you want us to vote for Jeffery
@travelerfinder7840
@travelerfinder7840 8 лет назад
DarkMatter2525 I thought you seemed a bit too far in Mohammad's court pushing Islamic teachings and shit. >:)
@amoniousbt1110
@amoniousbt1110 8 лет назад
+joe curtis Hillary is a lizard
@pooler57
@pooler57 3 года назад
7:44 It’s very ironic that the guys in the klan outfits stopped chanting when he mentioned black slavery
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 2 года назад
Islam fought rac-ism you know
@pooler57
@pooler57 2 года назад
@@ilovecookies2532 Oh really? Then why did they have black slaves?
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 2 года назад
@@pooler57 Because maybe arabs were neighbors if Ethiopia? You want them from the north pole or what?
@pooler57
@pooler57 2 года назад
@@ilovecookies2532 You have to be joking
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 2 года назад
@@pooler57 No, I am not, Islam is the religion of ethnic equity something the west didn't and hasn't understood yet
@Yeiyn343
@Yeiyn343 5 лет назад
An ex-Muslim Convert approves of this message! :-)
@marizzapiaandrade325
@marizzapiaandrade325 8 лет назад
Not witty enough to make a joke, but that KKK & SJW romance at the end was epic
@yodie_yodarf8860
@yodie_yodarf8860 8 лет назад
omg i'm literally in tears on the floor that's one of the funniest video ive ever seen you're a genius 😂😂😂
@HabiburRahman-xl4wr
@HabiburRahman-xl4wr 3 года назад
Proud to be Ex Muslim!
@aiju21
@aiju21 3 года назад
how many rakaths in fajr
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 3 года назад
*Happy independents*
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159
@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 3 года назад
@@aiju21 two rakats .
@aiju21
@aiju21 3 года назад
@@averycuriousclumpofatom2159 great
@The1stGurehaundo
@The1stGurehaundo 7 лет назад
This gotta be the best Dark Matter video!
@KingCrocoduck
@KingCrocoduck 8 лет назад
omg shives
@InorganicVegan
@InorganicVegan 8 лет назад
Ugh, another youtube atheist. Shitlord.
@Joey_ott
@Joey_ott 8 лет назад
you are actually beyond stupid
@humanthefinite8304
@humanthefinite8304 8 лет назад
+Diana, the Inorganic Vegan Diana, the unoriginal vegan.
@fenriz218
@fenriz218 8 лет назад
Relax, that wasn't the real Steve Shives. First, there was no broomstick and second, his wife would have never allowed him to appear in this video.
@cappucino7908
@cappucino7908 8 лет назад
+joey pigott, beyond stupid is intelligence.
@rgvgunner7935
@rgvgunner7935 7 лет назад
I Don't know how I got here BUT Ima send Liberls links to this video when i debate Islam thanks so much!
@blackdash225
@blackdash225 6 лет назад
Elfish Gaming dude I read the Quran and nothing from this is in the Quran
@FreaackyFreaky
@FreaackyFreaky 6 лет назад
This video is extremely misleading. There is no context which really is TERRIBLE. The quran does not say go at war. If anything it mentions time and time again that you should never kill a man. Women and children are always priority. Have you ever heard the phrase. "To kill a man is to kill man kind. To save a life is to save mankind." THATS FROM THE QURAN. The women in the Quran are not sex slaves what so ever.
@FreaackyFreaky
@FreaackyFreaky 6 лет назад
Dylan Klebold I have already. And its false. Context was taken out when it completely changes the message. For example the following. "If a woman is attempting to kill you, you are allowed to kill the woman." But then taken out of context. "You are allowed to kill the Woman." The description is a lie of itself. I personally am not even muslim. I have read the quran though. I don't agree with all of it. But I won't stand here accepting lies from a person that is trying to continue spreading so many false images about such a peaceful religion by manipulating the Quran itself.
@FreaackyFreaky
@FreaackyFreaky 6 лет назад
Dylan Klebold those weren't muslims. They r fake representatives. Imagine I go kill everyone then I say I am christian all of a sudden. Does that resemble the entirety of Christianity?
@FreaackyFreaky
@FreaackyFreaky 6 лет назад
Dylan Klebold and u cant say nthn if out of context if u never read the book.
@CnCBonkers
@CnCBonkers 8 лет назад
So DarkMatter, who are you gonna vote for?
@MsDjessa
@MsDjessa 4 года назад
The term islamophobia is so annoying. It makes it easy to mistake criticism of Islam to actual prejudice against Muslims as people.
@hello-jy9hf
@hello-jy9hf 5 лет назад
Oh, you know the KKK does have a branch of Muslims, right? Their book is called the Kloran. Not even kidding, look it up.
@redphoenix1276
@redphoenix1276 5 лет назад
THE KLORAN 😂
@EquinoxKiwi
@EquinoxKiwi 2 года назад
Im a Muslim and laughed at every anti-islam joke Not offended, loved this video
@reoij
@reoij 2 года назад
So your religion really says that about women?
@jabakiller1025
@jabakiller1025 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ty_2G_esUvI.html
@EquinoxKiwi
@EquinoxKiwi 2 года назад
@@reoij to beat her? No.
@cratonorogen9208
@cratonorogen9208 Год назад
@@EquinoxKiwi An-Nisa 34: Men are in charge of women by [right of] what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband's] absence what Allah would have them guard. But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance - [first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them. But if they obey you [once more], seek no means against them. Indeed, Allah is ever Exalted and Grand.
@ilovecookies2532
@ilovecookies2532 Год назад
@@cratonorogen9208 Give the explanation
@edgelordofhosts
@edgelordofhosts 4 года назад
3 years later and I still laugh at the Steve Shives digs
@Aerials135
@Aerials135 4 года назад
love the eye of sauron on trump tower. brilliant touch.
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