The Most Erotic Bible Story 

Proof of time travel.

Shapiro was freaking out when he thought he was seeing a leftist trans transformation.

Is that actually a recording of Ben Shapiro?

@@biekgiekI think it is

@@biekgiek It's actually him from his show commenting on the WAP music video. Here's a song people made with clips from his actual commentary. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jIg51BlDG5Y.html

Can we get a DM take on Jordan Peterson next?

That's a perfect description of their Christian/Conservative ethics...

enthusiastic consent from the woman? the gop hates that!!!!!

@@ushere5791 it's easy for you to make jokes about the GOP, when you're a basement dwelling incel, that's only ever obtained "enthusiastic consent" from his hand. Your idea of getting some "strange" is using your left hand.

@@TragoudistrosMPH what's an example of "liberal ethics"? Trying to silence everyone you don't agree with? Murdering unborn babies? Allowing children to be groomed, by adults, chemically castrated, and set on a path to genital mutilation, a lifetime of medical issues, and huge profits for the medical/pharmaceutical industry. Oh, I forgot, liberals HAVE NO ETHICS. My mistake, carry on..

It's a metaphor, Jeffrey!

@@ATurnip ahahahahahahahhav

One book which is less than 20 pages is not representative of the entire book which is nearly 2000 pages long.

@@fadikhoory5350 but Is a part of It

@@fadikhoory5350 Yeah, there's so much more. Like Lot's daughters getting thim drunk and having sex with him so they can continue the family line. And the whole Oholah and Oholibah story in the Book of Ezekiel.

Yes, yes like that. XD

Bible isn't that creative with complementing eyes isn't it? Doves, Doves and Doves again

Exactly like that lol

Invite mom into a 3-way with your sister.

@@AZOffRoadster "Home sweet Alabama" XD

Second best part. The woman transforming was the best part.

Watching you how dishonest you are and how ungrateful, obnoxious, pseudomoralist, and a hypocrite, and how you twist the Bible and point fingers elsewhere but yourself, make me feel like I want to vomit. Dishonest, disgusting anti-God, anti-freedom of speech, anti-truth, backward Satanists ,sin lovers, who rejects God no matter what, that even if you were *CONVINCED* that God was *TRUSTWORTH,* loving, good, fare to all, holy and just, you would *STILL* spit in his face and reject him. Watching you God heaters how you speak and how you act and what you endorse, makes me a stronger believer. It's like witnessing some Bible prophecies with my own eyes. Woe to you sin lover who call good evil and evil good.

Honestly, I'm Just kinda Amazed at how well he got the voice of Shapiro... Because either he Went through WAY too Much Audio Footage of the guy to get Clips to cobble together that fit this perfectly, despite how Weirdly specific the words he said were... OR he imitated the Guy's Voice perfectly... In either case, it's Impressive.

@@__evidence__in__my__channe5172 if you and your comment are the best representation of a loving god, I'd rather stay away from such a god and his followers.

@@manamaster6 God is God no matter what I say or doing. I'm just an individual speaking for myself and no one's behalf. But you will be judged for all the wrong doings that you have done on to others throughout your lifetime and for your hypocrisy. Pointing your finger elsewhere won't excuse you on judgment day.

Probably the most romantic thing said was "Come, lets BOINK" Its consistent though, most of the bible is pieced together horse shit and children's stories.

Thou eyes are like doves 🕊

Thou lookest like a sexy little horse "EXCUSE ME?" Nah, nah, its cool, I'm attracted to horses 😨

You start with the Songs of Solomon and work up to the time Loki fucked a horse

I’m sure their reaction will be WTH and a look of total disgust.

This explanation is the most _parsimonious_ and has the most _explanatory power_ and covers the greatest _scope._ I'm just putting that in the language of a Christian apologist. 😆

It was probably DM’s great great great great great great grandfather. 🤣

The King James Bible was put together by a committee primarily to prove that James 6 / James 1 had god's approval to be King of Scotland and England. As you know It went on to be a best seller and thus known as a good book.

@@billgreen576 The King James Bible doesn't differentiate that much from the Bible you can find in any church. The King James version actually is missing a few chapters.

@@rcblazer That you can write those two sentences and not see the many problems with those two sentences speaks volumes .

I agree, the best way to show how ridiculous the bible is, is to read it without christian goggles

And his wife told him getting a woman wet was a disease 😲

Ben Shapiro: *speaks* Everyone else: congrats, you just played yourself

Atleast make it sound ridiculous, but it actually not

@@wohodude100 why, because if you read a bi letter made by an atheist will be full of truth?

It did sound exactly like Shapiro. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when he appeared and started talking.

@@kevchard5214 I'm pretty sure those are actual excerpts of Ben from when he was talking about Cardi B's WAP on his show

@@theMosen That makes it more epic!!!

Yes, that was mighty cool of him!

@@theMosen how did he get the copyright

god wanted to screw isreal pretty bad!

WTF, i'm a christian now 😏

😂 what...lol, ahhhh that makes it even more cringe

i just love how people over analyse things and think its more complex than it is. just like this book of the Bible. its ancient fan fiction at its best

Just to clarify, the male is apparently the god and the female is "the church"

Yes, I had to cut out a lot of laughing!

@@DarkMatter2525 Ms. DM is a trooper thats for sure.

@@DarkMatter2525 nicee 😂

@@DarkMatter2525 did you eat her coconuts?

@@DarkMatter2525 at least you had fun.

I like to think of him as a fly that just got stuck to the icing. Kinda like the one that was making love to Mike Pence’s hair😂

I want cake now :(

I can't believe the bible predicted ben Shapiro

Well it's not like JWs represents this book honestly. Completely different book once you acknowledge the horny instead of insisting it's totally chaste

Doesn't need proven.

😂😂😂

UMMM,IN THE FIRST CHAPTERS, There was a flood

but it's friendly for incestuous siblings!

the bible is for ALL. PRAISE GOD!!!

I do think in general the Middle east was where three continents collided hence many cultures were exchanged and literature components were also adopted

Wow 😮😮😮

hahahahahahahhah!

💀💀💀😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ewwwww

I stayed in an Airbnb and someone bookmark those pages lol

Upload it in secret lol The world needs to know For research!

🤣 Ow! My ribs hurt! You poor things.

😂😂

Just an FYI: Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina put the Latin version of the Song of Songs to music back in about 1584.

@@resourcedragon cool, but did he do an altar call with it

(which, incidentally, is also why we elected one such Cheetoh as president. It was not that long ago that the elite took milk baths to try to make their skin look pale instead of spray tanning themselves to make it look darker).

It's OK, there's no book that is less likely to be read in existence. Even the people who claim to be devoted Christians haven't read it. I think that reading the Bible with a critical lens is the best way to convince anyone that it's a load of shit, and to become an atheist.

Dam and y’all wonder why no one takes atheists seriously 😂 I can already tell you’re subscribed to r/atheism and type the most toxic BS on Reddit.

Then why did they change parts when they were describing those parts?

Iunno I'm pretty sure some people would be very attracted to someone with gold legs.

@@hinro what, they'd caress them a bit and sell the dust for that much needed supplemental income? o.O

I would totally go for it. Not because I'm a furry or whatever, more like for the story. How many chances do you get to try such a thing. I mean genetically she is no longer human but originally she was. I wonder how she identifies as lol.

Watching you how dishonest you are and how ungrateful, obnoxious, pseudomoralist, and a hypocrite, and how you twist the Bible and point fingers elsewhere but yourself, make me feel like I want to vomit. Dishonest, disgusting anti-God, anti-freedom of speech, anti-truth, backward Satanists ,sin lovers, who rejects God no matter what, that even if you were *CONVINCED* that God was *TRUSTWORTH,* loving, good, fare to all, holy and just, you would *STILL* spit in his face and reject him. Watching you God heaters how you speak and how you act and what you endorse, makes me a stronger believer. It's like witnessing some Bible prophecies with my own eyes. Woe to you sin lover who call good evil and evil good.

@@irrelevant_noob I would guess a blowtorch or a chisel. gold diggers would be everywhere.

A truly blessed Christmas

@@Chetloore Truly a Christmas.

Y e s

Yeah, like who tf doesn't know what a p*ssy is? Who is his target audience? 90 year olds in retirement homes who havent had sex in so long, they've forgotten the name for female genitalia?

A whole slew of chapters*

This is why no one respects or takes atheists seriously

there's a scene in one of the eps of MASH where Fr.Mulcahy sees that one of the patients has been reading the Bible..he goes to see what the young man has been reeading, against the young man's protests...he'd book marked the Song of Songs,lol.

👩AISHA SAID I AM NINE. MOHAMMED👴SAID IT'S FINE😋😋

@@ankur7773 oh!! comments from an Indian. That's nice.

I saw a pretty funny video discussing this. Can’t remember the name of the uploader though

Excuse me whaaaat?!! What's weirder than this?

@@polasamierwahsh421nut temple of the Bible with the brothel😂😂😂

Much more wholesome than drag queen story hours 😅

👩AISHA SAID I AM NINE. MOHAMMED👴SAID IT'S FINE😋😋

You'd think. But the council of nicea left a LOT out of it. I really want to read the apocryphal texts, the dead sea scrolls and the gospels according to Mary Magdaline and Judas

Ezra put the Jewish Bible together.

@@AngharadMac Right, but that’s the New Testament. The Old Testament was long since canonized before the Council of Nicaea.

@@walmartpimp2 no no no Ezra was a Jedi who helped ignite the flames of rebellion :P

@@Failedlegend It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills with a lightsaber.

funny comment

all goats shall have their part in the lake of fire, HELL for all eternity. Be one of God's sheep, saved, redeemed, blood bought member of the body of Christ & make Heaven your home!

@@billybob-ro6qf im commenting on your comment

@@billybob-ro6qf you got any evidence for this claim?

@@Ataraxia_Atom All written in the bible. God said it & God cannot lie. Goats are those who are unsaved the lost. Which is obviously why the goat statue is seen in all demonic churches. Sheep are those who are saved, the saints of God. And Jesus is the Good Shepherd of His sheep. GLORY TO GOD!

Fuck Christianity long live Islam c he Ostia it’s is bunk and this video proves the truth

mainly because he's not constantly perved on like the little girl looking gods/angles/dragons/whatever the hell it is this week, are and obviously has a fully adult mind.

He's a cherub

Japan always translate it into horny loli girl

Ok groomer, with anime wifu avatar. =P j/k

Towako always works.

The part about her breasts being like fawns, gets me weak in the knees every time.

Ewwww. Why?!

​@@DemonDante1000 She likely didn't understand what she was reading. It's pretty common

@@aronm5329 oh no 🤣she was the one who explained the context to me in no uncertain terms 😭.

@@DemonDante1000 I ask myself that question all the time.

@@Gfish17 tf? Lol this brought up memories huh lol

And is that Ben's real voice❓️

@@thomasdoubting yeah it's one of his funniest videos

I think I know. DM probably starts with Jeffrey's image and just adds hair and deletes the wings.

@@thomasdoubting Yeah its from this video here where he "dissects" the song WAP...pretty funny stuff 😂 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U9FM49Tzhn4.html

It's comforting, in a strangely depressing way, to see that people have been giving money to fictional women for thousands of years and nothing can stop it. The more things change the more they stay the same it seems.

Ay chief I'm not asexual but I have no fucking clue what they're on about either

@@inventor121 You can take the unga bunga away from men, but you can never take the unga bunga out of men.

sexual attraction is weird, I'll give you that, but trust us that it's not THIS weird lol

@@inventor121 Actually the temple priestesses (and priests) would absolutely do stuff with you for money. We even have price lists for different positions. It was an important part of their religion: if Ishtar was not given enough worship, fertility as a concept would disappear from the entire world. Mythologically speaking when Ishtar left the world to get Tammuz back from the underworld, no new animal of any species was born. It wasn't just humanity that was doomed to extinction without her, it was all life. That's the explanation for why everything dies in the winter according the Babylonian religion. Only by performing ritual sex and trying to give Ishtar closure over the death of Tammuz by giving him ritual mourning could the world be brought back to life in the spring. And incidentally this was a great way to make incels less whiny: men in the ancient world usually married in their 30s while women married in their teens so you had men spending 20 years of their lives without wives while their similarly aged female friends got married off. This was a release valve to stop them from going on rampages about it. So tl;dr you should go to the Bunny Ranch, perform rituals to Ishtar, and become a more well-adjusted person.

i agree with you

I’m no expert, but that would probably lead to extra production costs.

@@knight-mares It would which is why exclusive editions tend to be more expensive. I’d imagine they would be Kickstarter Exclusives or similar depending on what publishing method he ends up using.

👩AISHA SAID I AM NINE. MOHAMMED👴SAID IT'S FINE😋😋

Some women have low self esteem tho.

😂😂

How?

Dont you have a search history? Just scroll back

Ah, yes, how... sweet. Is he an apologist in general or just a romantic? lol

If you try really really hard you may even convince yourself of that one day...

@@garros Neither really, just by the way it's all phrased it really reads as some love struck young adults

It make sense. A lot of real people write love letters like this. Mozart even wrote a music piece with Liech mein arse.

It is a song actually. There are choir parts, along with the boy and girl solos.